Why It Sucks To Be Born as a Giraffe

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PaleoBloke

Күн бұрын

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@Rnjesus-1 Ай бұрын

I randomly got all of these animal life animations in my suggested page. I love it, keep going bro

@PaleoBloke Ай бұрын

Thank you so much 😀

@bluntslt8023 Ай бұрын

Same lmao

@OhioBallMapping Ай бұрын

Same

@baddgurrshine4481 Ай бұрын

Me too....😂😂😂

@DustyDIno-785 Ай бұрын

@@PaleoBloke we have the same first name!

@Ty-ow1yr Ай бұрын

A SIX FOOT DROP STRAIGHT OUTTA BIRTH!?

@xxGreenRoblox Ай бұрын

Yeah it really does suck to be born a giraffe

@szonator Ай бұрын

Bruh tell me your a bot without telling it. Couldn't program a more believable one huh?

@AlterNate1337 Ай бұрын

@@szonator wuh

@szonator Ай бұрын

@@AlterNate1337 Is clearly a bot comment

@Nout024B 29 күн бұрын

@@szonatorTf you sayin??

@1q2w3e4r404 Ай бұрын

There is also another disadvantage to being so tall. Every time there is a thunderstorm, they risk being struck by lightning.

@theroaringolympian3axle116 Ай бұрын

That's a shock! The poor things are living lightning rods.

@bloodclaat Ай бұрын

They’re not tall enough for that. Don’t spread misinformation compulsively.

@theroaringolympian3axle116 Ай бұрын

@bloodclaat Further reading has shown that you might be right. The above comment was meant as a quick joke. What I did find says that giraffes have perhaps an increased risk of being struck by lightning, compared to humans by about 30 times. This is often repeated by a lot of sources. The data is very limited, though. And humans face very low odds of lightning strikes as is. So giraffes are maybe just slightly more vulnerable at worst.

@vergel4120 Ай бұрын

i knew giraffes can be gay aswell but the fact it's gonna happen after fighting is crazy.

@swllzllck133 Ай бұрын

this is how i'm finding out giraffes are bisexual? 😭

@Nicpick 9 күн бұрын

They don't care. You shouldn't either.

@a.i1970 Ай бұрын

Why It Sucks To Be Born As An Earthworm😎

@Sminimal Ай бұрын

I have never heard an American accent using Mum instead of Mom.

@bign9573 Ай бұрын

Canadian

@jonoboi8069 8 күн бұрын

Or an ai voice

@jyoats7959 7 күн бұрын

Don’t think it’s ai

@vlkyr2091 Ай бұрын

Keep doing this animations WE LOVE IT 😫

@PaleoBloke Ай бұрын

That means a lot man. Thanks 😊

@CarsandStuff676 23 күн бұрын

I FLIPPING LOVE THESE!!! ❤

@Sunclaw_Wcue Ай бұрын

"Why it sucks to be everything" :D

@Bryce_tanktrust Ай бұрын

Frrr

@thecrippledpancake9455 4 күн бұрын

These clips are animal planet for the next generation….keep it up! :)

@ДжоБайден911 26 күн бұрын

"giraffes are heartless"

@devasharma5478 Ай бұрын

Being born is the worst thing that can happen to a lifeform😢😢

@gidatruth Ай бұрын

I'm sorry.. I pray against your depression.. love yourself okay.. I love you God bless you in Jesus name

@888YungStatic888 28 күн бұрын

Reasons why we cry when born

@DyspotikOriginal 28 күн бұрын

💯

@Goabnb94 22 күн бұрын

Babysitting mom's operate on the premise that you don't have to be the fastest, just not the slowest. So only give the headstart to your children. If somebody's dying, at least it's not your own

@The90sSkyDweller Ай бұрын

We on the ground floor of the fan base we locked in bro

@PaleoBloke Ай бұрын

Be rest assured I will be there with you 👊

@TheMetastasia 18 күн бұрын

"No, they are awsome!" - Kaku

@chrisregister8021 Ай бұрын

The giraffe is probably proof that we were living in an ideal time of History...

@Jindo.01 19 күн бұрын

It turns out giraffes are hermaphrodites. :D

@OhThatsLionHeart Ай бұрын

Thick neck and heavy head is wild.

@zevajthaa532 Ай бұрын

Being born sucks in general…

@PaleoBloke Ай бұрын

Except if you're born a killer whale. 😃

@andaralabs Ай бұрын

Better than the alternative

@Dinosauria115 Ай бұрын

True

@Mushy_potato Ай бұрын

I still see the shadows in my room

@Facelauss Ай бұрын

Necking is exactly what I thought it was because we did it back in 2014

@Dystnine Ай бұрын

So the story of Geoffrey the Giraffe?

@asynccorporation3516 Ай бұрын

giraffes are ones of my fav animals, so as soon as i saw the video i clicked on it (still haven't seen it yet) :D

@Bacon_mans12o Ай бұрын

DID THE GIRAFFE TURN INTO A COW?

@Karolis16Bit Ай бұрын

Mammoth next !!

@alistaircraig7849 Ай бұрын

I seen the words "unstoppable disaster " and was like wow a video about me

@retard_activated Ай бұрын

😂

@hubertkalinowski1471 Ай бұрын

Why it sucks to be every animal.

@daltonmyers-lt9vl Ай бұрын

The length of the video scares me….. 🏢🏢💥✈️

@westthebest3910 Ай бұрын

What is worse a giraffe or a 2 leg giraffe

@dreamviper9272 Ай бұрын

Your job is not getting eaten😂

@zeedotyy9096 Ай бұрын

5:37......LGBTBMW Spirit animal

@Channal1008 Ай бұрын

......LGBTSIGMA Spirit animal

@chrisjr3971 Ай бұрын

LGBTQLASAGNA

@DyspotikOriginal 28 күн бұрын

No. The alphabet mafia have enough.

@WCMorningWatcherWC-therian Ай бұрын

Can you do lynx?? :DD plss!

@PaleoBloke Ай бұрын

You wish is my command 😎

@WCMorningWatcherWC-therian Ай бұрын

@ thank you! Lynxes are my favourite animals, and you’re my favourite youtuber !!

@cherrytopper-nb2zk 21 күн бұрын

Can you do wolf?😮

@AlmightyFigshoop 27 күн бұрын

These are awesome

@CalebBataille-d4t Ай бұрын

I like your videos

@LorenzoRafael-gw4ln Ай бұрын

why the hole in the start

@chrisvlogz6206 Ай бұрын

The giant gaping hole😂

@SplendidNinja Ай бұрын

So after watching/ being recommended these type of videos for months now, seems to me the common theme is pretty being born (in general) sucks 😂😂😂

@lyallfurphy Ай бұрын

And sometimes you will have to herd primary school children into a massive dimly lit caravan to tell them about the dangers of doing drugs. This comment will only make sense if you are Australian.

@lostboy2637 26 күн бұрын

5:38 pause

@JulliankarlosTolosa Ай бұрын

Mammoth next!! Mammoth next!! Mammoth next!!

@JulliankarlosTolosa Ай бұрын

Mammoth next!! Mammoth next!!

@SuperDude-2 Ай бұрын

@tasoslefth8375 Ай бұрын

Next video life just sucks?

@bobkane432 Ай бұрын

In none of these videos do you actually explain why it sucks to be born as the animal in the title

@shakon1618 28 күн бұрын

Who was the original person doing these videos? I liked them better bjt now i jhst see a bunch of these

@Rose_Bride 21 күн бұрын

The original guy was KZbinr, "James Toland." It honestly sucks that he's had his ENTIRE schtick stolen/plagiarized by these cheap knock-offs. As more of these videos pop up, the more the quality drops . I suspect that many of them are by the same person creating multiple channels and using AI as a way to mass produce in order to monetize.

@dovid666 28 күн бұрын

So family frienly 0:07

@deaconng Ай бұрын

Are you a robot?

@Fulgoneto_CT_5555 Ай бұрын

9:11?

@xxGreenRoblox Ай бұрын

This is the first one that isn't clickbait. It actually literally sucks to be born as a giraffe falling 6 feet sucks

@Mr.Default5699 Ай бұрын

Ho I have a video idea: Why it sucks to be a copycat

@retard_activated Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@badgalkia10 Ай бұрын

I have an even better one : How to keep non wanted comments to yourself in the comment thread.

@QualityKionna Ай бұрын

At least we have more videos to choose from (: endless watching

@Mr.Default5699 Ай бұрын

@@QualityKionna I understand what you mean. But the problem isn't the subject, rather this guy just strait up copied the Art style and humor of another content creator without adding their own origonal spin it and will just encourage other people to do the same. Its already happend, why it sucks to be a caveman, your life as a etc. More content isn't always a good thing especaly when you just take the same thing someone els did like the thumbnail and Art style, adding nothing new besides the subject. Similar to the Mr Beast clones

@xufflex Ай бұрын

@@Mr.Default5699 womp, womp, more content. ur crying while the other creators don't gaf so whats the point of wasting ur energy?

@a.i1970 Ай бұрын

Why It Sucks To Be Born As A Poor Human Being😎