Why It Sucks to Be Born as a Horse

[@neptune_i]

As a horse i highly appreciate the kindness and awarness you have bought into our rough situation

[@-Adherent_Of_Eren-]

You must be the one with the phone😮

[@neptune_i]

@@-Adherent_Of_Eren- yes sir that is I

[@PointlessEclipse]

What do u think about the movie "Spirit"?

[@Adrak-Hiano]

@@neptune_i Also known as Bojack?

[@MrOmagaG]

(neighs in agreement)

[@Elephant_Juice74]

Dad: "Okay son, you're two years old now...fight me or leave."

[@RileyBanksWho]

Kek

[@Cvuntykind]

HAHAHA

[@nadanedo6951]

Average dad behaviour

[@cmays209]

He had too go through it to lol. ……

[@subodeibaghatur4300]

😂

[@amicableenmity9820]

Sometimes, the lead stallion can have a co-stallion who is either their brother or close friend. They may scuffle but they generally share the mares and protect them together.

[@scoopidywhoop7484]

Finally, Chad and Tyrone.

[@Alfred_Atheling]

Bros before hoes

[@DS-lk3tx]

Isnt it funny how human females seem to be devolving into animals again? 😂😂

[@Girlwiththequeenslanderheeler]

it's very rare and unlikely

[@SteveHoover69]

Sounds like a beta lol

[@matsebats5453]

The passion in his voice strengthens the story so much.

[@James-gb1tj]

/s

[@simplelife4213]

😂😂

[@TheGhwez]

fell asleep halfway through the video

[@Soothingwayz]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/l32QoGSVa8aCqKc ❤‍🔥

[@ApolloniusPavor]

This channel makes me truly appreciate being human

[@FrogePerson]

just wait until he makes one on humans

[@Alanisch85]

Or maybe not

[@redditor7548]

I’d rather be an animal. I always imagine being an animal is pure bliss because your brain doesn’t think, it’s just instinct and living in the moment

[@KateeAngel]

Most humans' lives s**ked just as much and still do. You are just privileged enough to live in a developed nation aka part of metropoly as opposed to economically colonised third world

[@Liberty_or_Ded]

Well to be fair, we clawed our way to the top through the same kinds of trials and tribulations. Nature was no kinder to us than any other animal. We just managed to succeed better than any other.

[@ChrisH0Y]

Of course, there's the alternate path. A human finds you, and you make a deal. They feed you and protect you, and you carry them. There are numerous side quests that branch from this, each with their own interesting story.

[@hikingmallard]

And when you grow old and weak off to the slaughterhouse you go.

[@petuniasevan]

@@hikingmallard Yeah, CLONK and it's over. Not like being chased by wolves into a stand where they bite your legs trying to hamstring you until you collapse from blood loss while the wolves begin their meal while you're still alive. No thanks, I'd rather take the CLONK.

[@MassachusettsTrainVideos1136]

@@hikingmallardwho the fuck eats horses other then Central Asians and Italians

[@anantakesharipanda4085]

I thought it’s illegal to slaughter 🐴 in 🇺🇸.

[@Dan_09th]

@@anantakesharipanda4085 "Although the practice of slaughtering horses for human consumption is currently illegal in the United States, the ban is temporary and subject to annual congressional review and no federal law exists to prohibit the transport of horses across America's borders for slaughter in Canada or Mexico."

[@theresemalmberg955]

Actually, the young mares (fillies) are also expelled from the herd around the time of their first heat. While the colts will form batchelor bands, the fillies will be quickly picked up by roving stallions and added to their herds. This prevents inbreeding. Wild mustangs will not normally breed with their offspring unless forced to do so.

[@aspen-1277]

Dont mares typically lead the herd as well?

[@AG-yc7vt]

@@aspen-1277Joint leadership. 1 At the front 1 guarding the rear. Also the stallion mates with every mare in the herd (except his offspring).

[@blazer9547]

That's a relief​@@AG-yc7vt

[@namyiu7448]

@@Eduardo-fd5xg wild

[@twelvepigeons]

FORCED??? 😭 Edit: to anyone wondering, Eduardo said something about how the Arabs do more incest? Something blatantly racist. Edit: all of you need to stop defending horse incest. Yeah, maybe horse incest is better than human incest, but it’s still incest.

[@wonderbugone]

This is surprisingly accurate and amazingly presented 😂 But a couple corrections if I might be so bold: 1) There is no leader (or dominant horse, etc.) in a horse band. The stallion is not the "leader" (and there's no "lead mare" as many have heard. Another pervasive myth). Any horse can initiate group movement. There's no linear hierarchy. It's the same situation as with dogs and wolves: dominance theory has no scientific basis and these animals naturally live in cooperative family groups where honey catches the most flies 2) Stallions actually do chase off fillies (female foals) in addition to colts (though not always). This is a form of incest avoidance because obviously mating with your daughters forevermore wouldn't be a great evolutionary strategy 3) Mares do more than birth and rear young. They protect their foals and can lead the group, as can any horse, meaning stallions aren't the "leader to food and water". Stallions also play with their offspring, helping to rear them and allowing mares a break. Again, it's a cooperative family group, not a hierarchy 4) Mares don't just mindlessly walk off with a new stallion. They form bonds with their stallions (and vice-versa) who they likely live with for years. Horses form attachment, same as us For interested parties: Dominance & leadership in horses: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXLcc4KYfsabiZI Wild stallion chasing off his daughter: kzbin.info/www/bejne/aJKpeoyqmLWNprM Cool video of kick-ass momma mare defending foal from a group of bachelor stallions and refusing to go with them. She drives them all off on her own. She had literally just given birth: kzbin.info/www/bejne/mKOQY2yCa5J3npI

[@rebellejacobs777]

Thank you for correcting them , it's important that humans don't impose our own views on the lives of other beings 💕

[@AmisGriffith]

Thank you! Horses are incredibly intelligent and emotional animals who definitely form bonds and families like humans do. The inaccuracies bothered me.

[@GardenfRedRoses777]

I watched a 3-part documentary about a wild Mustang stallion named Cloud years ago. He didn't immediately kick out his fillies, but there was a moment where he allowed one of his daughters to mate with a bachelor stallion called Santa Fae (I think that's how you spell his name) but didn't allow her to run away with him. Some parts of the documentaries are on YT. Edit: It was interesting to see because up until Santa Fae gently approached Cloud's daughter, he was chasing off other young stallions who approached her. But when Santa Fae came, he just stopped and backed off.. Then he interfered when she tried to run off with Santa Fae.

[@atherisGAY]

Jokes on you... Humans won't accept learning of any other form of hierarchy than human style patriarchy even if they are confronted with empirical evidence 😂

[@Dara_107]

@@GardenfRedRoses777well she surely was daddy’s favourite kiddo😂 was Santa fae added into his herd? Or did he finally allow them to leave?

[@itsmealex8959]

This is the most in depth and real analysis of bojack horseman

[@JCF958]

Came here for this comment

[@MagralhoPT]

​@@JCF958 😂 same

[@iancheruiyot4332]

@@JCF958 hahahaha... you and me both

[@James_3000]

bet that stallion is depressed as hell

[@kaden.slone04_biology]

average Przewalski's horse in a nutshell

[@NotAGoodUsername360]

I can see why horses eagerly embraced human domestication. Imagine living your whole life as a boxing/MMA career.

[@imcrimson8618]

smart. honestly the way the video describes it kind of makes me wonder how it is to actually experience it.

[@shaktimishra9710]

no wonder horses are called man comrade, they live like men

[@LazarusZeptre]

​@@shaktimishra9710 idk if it worked like this at any point in human history lol

[@BradJames878]

Then they can become worker horses in mines, and this might be the worst form of hell on Earth.

[@NotAGoodUsername360]

​@@BradJames878 The mines are an improvement. At least the only thing trying to kill you is your body and the environment. Both of which would kill you in the wild anyway.

[@natalie_v0.0.1]

This channel is perfect for showing that suffering is a part of life but not in a negative way.

[@motherisape]

Human male have same life

[@natalie_v0.0.1]

@ suffering can be good or bad, it is up to you. (Not counting war, assault, etc.) You can use it as fuel to climb higher or you can use it as water to drown yourself. My exwife left me in despair at first so I know first hand. Anyway thank you for attending my YAP-talk

[@communistcomputergod6449]

@@motherisape literally not even close.

[@motherisape]

@@communistcomputergod6449 exactly it's even worse .

[@FlareLaunch]

@@motherisapeincel spotted

[@Hahakhan-b8i]

I don't know why this video is always recommended to me as soon as I open KZbin. I didn't want to watch the video but after recommending this video to me for the 10th day in a row, I am watching the video.

[@KyriToe]

same for me for the last few weeks

[@tallesrodrigues5994]

Every now and then the algorithm does this.

[@progamer-i3s]

worth it

[@subscribe2jointz]

Hey dude I always asked you make one vid about bats you didnt SO I MADE IT lots of love

[@Marianne-Bachmeier-Extremist]

Haha! You let a machine terrorize you into submission.

[@novuhidk]

I love how the horses casually walk around and stand like humans.

[@Moribus_Artibus]

Well, they're both mammals

[@Oiiiii]

Bro don't forget the wolfs

[@udalix]

And they have mustaches and lip stick lol.

[@yourtags4876]

it save alot of screen space 😂

[@stephenyt-ll6gk]

Fr😂😂​@@yourtags4876

[@timotheus2834]

Alright that was a pretty solid video, although there are some factual mistakes. 1. There are often multiple stallions in a herd but most of the time only one is dominant. 2. The dominant stallion is not the "leader" of the herd, an older mare takes that role.

[@fireeagle5525]

This bugged me too! I'm also pretty sure that fillies are kicked out just as much as colts are, to avoid inbreeding. And I heard somewhere that the mares are actually the ones to kick out their colts, but I'm not sure about that one?

[@aliraya2061]

Addition To Point 2 basically the „leading“ Mare is primarily the one for the Route decisions (as usually the Mares of the group mainly stay as a group) and the Stallion could satiricly be decribed primarily as the interchangable protector xD

[@madheretic4423]

Yeah, I noticed it was a bit off too.

[@oshkeet]

Best way to think of it is the stallion being a really enthusiastic protector of resources and also willing to fight off danger, and that suits the mares just fine so long as he does that job well.

[@Itsallover57]

Wow, horses are gay now

[@folgerkelley2715]

I got way too into researching horse behavior a while back! Modern research has actually been demonstrating that the stallion of a herd is *not* the leader but rather the *enforcer* of the leader. The stallion does not choose or lead where the herd goes, but instead acts as both the protector of the herd but also the “herding dog” to make sure the mares and foals stay together and nobody wanders off. Its believed that the oldest mare is a more traditional “leader” but its also been observed that herds also rotate “leaders” in movement (as in, herds are not reliant on a single horse knowing/deciding where the best grazing is, horses are not extremely smart so its more just instinct to follow whatever horse seems to be confidently running. Domestic horse owners have commented on this behavior)

[@halleffect5439]

Makes more sense, since in most larger mammal groups the females are the more social type. but i can understand where that myth comes from.

[@w花b]

So it's basically like humans. They'd rather follow someone confidently wrong instead of a specialist in its field that has no charisma.

[@mxrp77]

So the oldest is like the Omega, while the strongest is the Alpha?

[@emimartinic]

Yup, this

[@Tanuki-Sama]

@@halleffect5439 It makes sense since the position of mare is more reliable than that of Stallion, so the knowledge and wisdom can pass on to future generations reliably without risk of losing it

[@theRealMibs]

My man comes out of nowhere, drops 5 banger videos (until now) and refuses to elaborate. what a legend

[@mariusbelciu4225]

1:45 do you mean... Horsing around?

[@alvinin]

Why you do this 😭

[@fokspoks]

Is that the horse from Horsing Around?

[@a_random_youtuber6151]

GET OUT!

[@isaacburrows8405]

That show sucked so hard

[@cerovec123]

HA classic Zelda

[@MerchGrows]

These videos are adorable and terrifying simultaneously, perfect

[@grantpowell4135]

Much like nature lol

[@redditstoryies-i9n]

Fr

[@coleb8268]

Could’ve just said “simultaneously adorable and mortifying” using “both” and “simultaneously” is redundant

[@Mh187pj]

@@coleb8268I called the word police about this 2 hours ago…you need to work on response time…

[@Mh187pj]

@@coleb8268thanks word police, saving the internet one comment at a time

[@rayanissa1083]

man im suddenly obsessed with this channel

[@dallasy9]

Same😭

[@vixo997]

@@danielbeck6803 i prefer this guy i think

[@Juicefutbal]

@@dadistos4538 That’s harsh. I mean, it’s a genre, and everyone is kind of doing their own thing. Directly ripping off would mean he didn’t do any work at all, but from what I’m seeing, this dude is writing his own script and also animating.

[@SuprAmEnteM]

​@@dadistos4538cringe

[@douchebagg7]

​@@dadistos4538 it's not ripping off if you can do it better, dude's videos got humor which is seriously lacking in toland's videos

[@bible.animations]

What insane growth, well done man! From one animator to the next, this is impressive!!

[@gaveintothedarkness]

Love how the thumbnail is so intricately detailed, yet the video is so cartoony. Feels like the video game trailer vs gameplay. So glad to see your channel blow up, keep up the great work!

[@God_wants_you]

Sin separates us from God, but through Jesus's sacrifice on the cross, we're offered forgiveness and a restored relationship with God if we repent and believe on Him. John 3:16-18 For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. 17 For God did not send the Son into the world to judge the world, but so that the world might be saved through Him. 18 The one who believes in Him is not judged; the one who does not believe has been judged already, because he has not believed in the name of the only Son of God. John 14:6 Jesus said to him, “I am the way, and the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.

[@Natael_Craft78]

​@@God_wants_youshut up

[@coltentackett892]

Intricate being incorrect. Horses have 12 front incisors with 4 k9s after that with some having wolf teeth behind those.

[@Grumpy12748]

He’s stealing from James toland

[@MASTEROFEVIL]

300th like

[@codmnoobtuber]

6 month old channel please keep grinding these videos out, most enjoyable nature content right here

[@orgilbattsetseg9290]

W

[@Chinglie875]

W

[@SoumikSen-ot9pc]

W

[@TheLawlessRogue]

WAIT THIS CHANNEL IS ONLY 6 MONTHS OLD???? Ohh my god, I binged the rest of the episodes. I don't know why I always thought there was in infinite amount 😭

[@z1v454]

🎉​@@orgilbattsetseg9290

[@quedfrenzer6909]

Feels like we need a video on "why it sucks to be born as a wolf" EDIT 1: I don't comment usually, but this blew up with over 2k likes in about 24h :)

[@cn005ckr]

Fr

[@Rolandgortney]

Why it sucks to be born as me actually

[@Scronkledongle]

@@Rolandgortney Damn bro

[@CrazyStarr_]

@@Rolandgortneywe need a why it sucks to be born as Roland gorntey asap.

[@pasteldreams5413]

real. wild wolves live around 5 years. they mostly die due to fights with other wolves. being a wolf is tough fr fr

[@tsarfox3462]

Humans living in society: nature is so beautiful Animals in nature: every second of every day and night something is trying to hunt and kill me. Pets: This weird two legged creature gives me unlimited food, water, safety, and love. This is the best thing ever!

[@Soothingwayz]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/l32QoGSVa8aCqKc ❤‍🔥

[@isaac5921]

Who's here under 7 days?

[@exoticchihuahua4556]

Under 20 minutes 🎉

[@grantpowell4135]

I found his channel thru the anaconda video and now I'm hooked. Lol the simple yet hilarious cutouts make me howl

[@Jollyjose251]

Under 30 minutes

[@alexiss7040]

Under 30 mins

[@nanakofi-sama1729]

Same here 😂​@@grantpowell4135

[@haitamuzumake7026]

Bro gave us the most heartbreaking ending with the cutest way

[@falcontheb1rd]

Life of Bojack. Nice work btw.

[@God_wants_you]

Sin separates us from God, but through Jesus's sacrifice on the cross, we're offered forgiveness and a restored relationship with God if we repent and believe on Him. John 3:16-18 For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. 17 For God did not send the Son into the world to judge the world, but so that the world might be saved through Him. 18 The one who believes in Him is not judged; the one who does not believe has been judged already, because he has not believed in the name of the only Son of God. John 14:6 Jesus said to him, “I am the way, and the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.

[@withoutatrace52]

At what age does the stallion star in a TV show?

[@goldesenor9475]

he wasn't the same since defeated by Gohan

[@angeloalvarez5520]

I knew someone would mention him lol

[@kristoferscott3373]

@@God_wants_you People should really outgrow their imaginary friends before adulthood

[@arjun220]

This is 100X more better story telling than 99% of modern Hollywood movies / TV Series.

[@grey9704]

0:11 calling it now before watching, we get turned into glue or jello

[@master_of_cats]

nah it's probably going to be more like jam

[@VendableBacon1]

Taco Bell Taco Meat

[@eee-t1r]

@@VendableBacon1 It is illegal to eat horses in the U.S.

[@VendableBacon1]

@@eee-t1r You sure are right about that. I'm referring to the Taco bell horse meat scandal where horse DNA was found in Taco Bell ground beef in the UK.

[@eee-t1r]

@@VendableBacon1 LOL crazy. I love Taco Bell (US) so I had to respond.

[@funnyman9641]

petah, the horse is here

[@PbandJellystone]

*Woman scream in pain*

[@iankelley9704]

Hey, Lois, here's an algorithmic bump

[@angeloalvarez5520]

The horse from Horsin' Around?

[@U87-z2w]

I did read that with lois's voice

[@knutweber1908]

The herd isn’t solely led by the stallion. While the lead stallion protects the group from threats and keeps rivals away, it’s the lead mare who makes key decisions, like when and where the herd moves to graze, drink, or rest. Leadership in wild horse herds is a team effort between the lead mare and the stallion

[@carlcarlson5553]

Also the Hierarchy for the males isnt determined with violence but with temperament and deference so the most dominant and outspoken personality is the lead stallion and the most submissive is the bottom stallion

[@brivaelkl3736]

Don't bother. This video seems to be confort content for incels

[@AmirAhmed-x8c]

Feminist speaking🤣

[@Mimi-mq2wj]

@@AmirAhmed-x8c with a name like that its obvious you'd be triggered 🤷‍♀🤷‍♀

[@_penguin_9946]

@@AmirAhmed-x8c Hyenas, Bonobos, Horses, Cows, and Pigs are largely matriarchal animals. I don't know if you studied zoology in fucking Afghanistan though.

[@angelinawhite1601]

As the video ended claire de lune started playing on my grandma's radio, what a sad and fitting piece to end this video with xD

[@rafailpanagiotidis6567]

8:35 I used to rule the world

[@vintagejock3951]

Seas would rise up when i gave the word

[@dondondonki4984]

Now in the morning I sleep alone

[@vintagejock3951]

@@dondondonki4984 sweep the streets i used to know

[@catthebart9108]

I used to roll the dice

[@Hollywood691ka]

Feel the fear in my enemy eyes🗣🔥🔥

[@idiottv6499]

This isn't the first nor the only such channel, but you absolutely nail the delivery and script.

[@blackgothic1998]

And when the world needed him most, he appeared again!

[@ElMez-k6w]

The moment it said, ‘Oh…hi Mr. Wolf’ An ad came up saying: Do you want to try soccer? It seemed as if ‘Mr. Wolf’ was asking the colt to play soccer xd

[@starstruckp4808]

Both hilarious and educational, I really love creators like you are making a forefront for this type of content.

[@blessed1638]

Im slowly and slowly getting addicted to these types of videos (like beggars must be stopped…)

[@Dan_09th]

For sure.

[@James_3000]

the sam o‘nella withdrawal is real

[@hemmatdahal]

That wolf never gave up. He ate the legendary horse whose document was made.

[@megafd2402]

bojack taught me well on how bad a horse's life can be

[@JinakiBaldeosingh]

My friend made 9:26 her profile picture on WhatsApp

[@darshandev1754]

i like her

[@ffffffff5500]

​@@darshandev1754 simp

[@GenovaYork24]

​@@ffffffff5500 Simp.

[@james_giant_peach]

A woman of culture!

[@Kipp-z7t]

Your friend is now my friend

[@marksuave25]

The long line of animals lining up to fight...had ME DYING!!

[@Sorcerer_Poog]

So you're saying horses aren't big fancy ponies with a lushious lifestyle like portrayed in media?

[@silverdemonwolf426]

Honestly, most domestic horses are spoiled rotten, and many actively enjoy having a job. I've seen grown horses prance and hop around like an excited foal at the prospect of getting to do their favorite thing. Many humans and dogs love having a job, is it any wonder that horses would be the same?

[@Badficwriter]

@@silverdemonwolf426 There's a video of a bullfighting horse teasing a bull, no lead, no rider. He just seemed to enjoy doing it on his own.

[@silverdemonwolf426]

@@Badficwriter I recently read one post on Facebook from an owner of a senior horse who was pushing 30 who had enjoyed barrel racing her whole life. To the point that she actively had to stop her old mare from escaping to run the barrels by herself when her owner was practicing. She just loved doing it that much that she didn't want to stop even when old and retired.

[@charleenee123]

most actually are, wild horses arent really a common thing anymore

[@LeGheyTrash]

They do exist only with rich people

[@wiktoriakocur4158]

I just want to clarify - stallion don't searching food or lead. This is role for the oldest mare, she know the best migration zones, where's more food during winter etc. Stallions reproduce and defence a herd.

[@rexpe]

"Rehab was supposed to be a fresh start, but no matter how many starts i get, there's always the same ending. Everything falls apart, and i end up alone."

[@ZDTF]

Hey baby girl

[@scrung]

@@ZDTFbruh wtf are you doing in these comment sections 😂🫵 and wtf is your name

[@ZDTF]

@@scrung shhh

[@scrung]

@@ZDTF 🤣🫵

[@StinkyMick99]

Interesting looking horse

[@Kuramasealed]

Fr

[@084ironman]

Wait isn't that the horse from horsing around?

[@e64x]

Wait isn't that the horse from Secretariat?

[@MangledHamster6]

Wait isn’t that the horse from bojack horseman?

[@God_wants_you]

Sin separates us from God, but through Jesus's sacrifice on the cross, we're offered forgiveness and a restored relationship with God if we repent and believe on Him. John 3:16-18 For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. 17 For God did not send the Son into the world to judge the world, but so that the world might be saved through Him. 18 The one who believes in Him is not judged; the one who does not believe has been judged already, because he has not believed in the name of the only Son of God. John 14:6 Jesus said to him, “I am the way, and the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.

[@lh06]

I literally can’t look at horses the same again after I watched bojack horseman. All I see in this little animation is an army of bojacks

[@oluwaponlekudehinbu3100]

In most herd animals, in terms of leading the group on where to go, the matriarch often leads the way. The dominant male is there to protect and defend

[@colleen6440]

Realistically, horses are actually matriarchal. The oldest and strongest mare is the 'leader' who directs the herd. The stallion does fend of predators and other rival stallions but they're not exactly in charge.

[@TheIdiotChihuahua]

Yeah this vid really makes it seem like the stallion is the leader when he’s really the guard

[@zorlockts5744]

I’ve noticed a lot of women take offense to any animal kingdom having a male animal protector and instantly go to the “bUt iTs a MaTrIaCh because of the old wise female animal” y’all seem defensive almost like y’all are trying to one up male animals lol

[@TheIdiotChihuahua]

@ but like it’s not factually accurate imao. The stallion is definitely the protector but he’s not the one who makes the decisions for the herd. Not denying his role his role is very important imao

[@tasseratee]

@@zorlockts5744 Nice projection here lol

[@Jeremo-FD]

​@@zorlockts5744 you literally came here to get defensive bro nice try.

[@crocketrocket182]

Watching these videos makes me appreciate life more

[@MichaelVR0ff1cial]

0:35 they look like the rainbow goldfish

[@AngelTorres-hc8lx]

omg I love this comment so much XD 🤣

[@UnknownSlayze]

You mean Rainbow Chilean Seabass?

[@Tuatara94]

FRRRRRRR 😭

[@Sandstorm-friend-group]

fr thooo😂

[@Tuatara94]

@@Sandstorm-friend-group HOL’ UP IS THAT QIBLI!?!?!

[@Mary_Invy]

The thing about stallions: they usually do not guide the herd to food or water sources. That's actually leading mare's job. Leader stallion just protects his group from various dangers.

[@Soothingwayz]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/l32QoGSVa8aCqKc ❤‍🔥

[@foxfaith24]

Defeated band stallions often rejoin bachelor herds in their twilight years for company.

[@icyunvme2400]

That’s good to know

[@avalonjustin]

Just like humans :(

[@islagg_real]

5:07 Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@icyunvme2400]

Lol

[@Godboomboss]

Fr

[@akemqiy]

REAL

[@ByliMurati]

If it was Logan Paul “Logan would be in the hospital berely living”

[@Layne-pf3qs]

That was riged

[@DDDjlukorsomething]

Bro I had an ad after "Hi Mr Wolf" and it was the most funny "we will be right back" that I've seen 1:10

[@ዕልዪዐ]

ME TOO 😂

[@Watermeloncat4555]

SAME BRO 😂

[@lawrence6651]

SAme

[@ObnoxiousGhast]

It's intentional.

[@Kennyslowedsongs]

Same

[@EquineMetalhead]

As an equestrian, I’ll tell you this is pretty accurate. But there are a few mistakes. 1.) Colts are actually kicked out from 1-2. Not 2. It’s between those ages. And if the stallion wants to, he can kick out a 1-2 year old filly when she has her first period (heat). She’ll be taken in by some rogue stallions and they’ll make their own family. But this rarely happens. 2.) Stallions won’t take on one bachelor stallion at a time, sometimes, he’ll be fighting multiple all at once. So buddies aren’t usually cheering each other on, they’re trying to take the leader on as well. 3.) There isn’t just a stallion in charge, there’s also a lead mare. The lead mare is usually the stallion’s favorite and the one he mates with the most. The stallion is in charge of mating and protecting the herd while the lead mare is in charge of making decisions. 4.) Stallions are never in the front. Sometimes they are, but usually they aren’t. The lead mare is the one who’s in the front for she leads the way. The stallion will be in the back to keep an eye out for potential dangers. 5.) Once a stallion takes over a herd and kicks out the old one, he’ll pull an Anakin Skywalker and actually KILL the old stallion’s foals! They don’t always do this, but a lot of times they do and they do it to eliminate the old stallion’s bloodline. It doesn’t matter if the foal is a colt or a filly, if you’re from the old stallion, you’re done for and mama can’t save you no matter how hard she tries 💔 Anyways, those are the only inaccuracies in the video. Everything else is SPOT ON! Great job 👏🏻❤️

[@eee-t1r]

Great video! While not the most accurate, it is fun and pretty close. I would say this video is more about plains zebra behavior than feral horses. If people are wondering about accuracy: A herd is made up of multiple bands, in this video we see one familial band. While a harem can roam alone, it is rare for harems not to group up with other bands. Stallions don't need to drive out their colts. Stallions don't lead their group in migration, instead a mare (usually) will initiate the movement. The stallion instead focuses on herding his group from danger including rivals. Stallion bachelor groups rarely have linear hierarchy and rarely have a leader. Mares don't have to go with the victor nor do they have to leave their current stallion. Individual mares can be stolen away. Stallions can kill offspring of previous stallions. If you're wondering about mares: Mares can leave their natal band but typically stay (unless driven out by their father). They will usually stay until a stallion steals them/invites them out of the band. Mares form close bonds with each other and will often stick together even when the family stallion changes, however, they can disperse and also hold hierarchy amongst themselves. Often there is a dominant mare who is the most dominant mare seen via resource guarding and fights. She is the mare most likely to initiate movement as she's the most trusted. Mares can live without stallions in mare bands or live alone (rarely). Mares can be loyal to their stallion or leave whenever they deem fit.

[@dimondman1326]

This is why I love your channel, I learn about animals' lifestyle and I feel like I'm reading a genuine story too

[@GooberFromOhio]

This guy somehow really captures what it's like to go from being a kid to the adults you once looked up to and how it never really feels like you are that same intimidating force, since because you know your own story, in your mind, you're always just you.

[@ДмитрийСвиридов-ч6ю]

maan, you are so spot on👌 Whereever i go, whatever i achieve. It is always just me

[@laury0404]

The Mare is the Brain in a horse herd. Stallions are the protectors but mares decide stuff.

[@theBCEproductions]

From the thumbnail alone I thought this was going to be a Bojack Horseman video essay

[@Sorcerer_Poog]

So this is just the story of Bojack Tyson?

[@angeloalvarez5520]

The guy who portrayed Secretariat?

[@MASTEROFEVIL]

100th like

[@prithvirajpatil3873]

Man oh man. Loved the content so much, ended up watching all the videos. When I say this, I think I say it for all, ‘WE NEED MORE OF THESE, KEEP EM’ COMING!’

[@jrod9777]

I thought this was gonna be a video about how humans treat horses like expendable slaves but I'm not disappointed by the fact that it's actually about a wild horses

[@theshadowsagas3617]

Back in the 90s he was in a very famous TV show!

[@angeloalvarez5520]

Don't act like you don't knowwww

[@ahennn-xf1jf]

Bo-jack the Horseman, Bojack the Horseman

[@Primordial_Savant]

This channel reminds me of Sam O'Nella Academy and I'm all for it. Subscribed

[@rustyshackleford6018]

I got bit in the head by a horse as a kid. I was feeding the horse hay, and it reached down, unprovoked and picked me up by the skull. I for one a glad horses have a tough life.

[@_toulouse]

Jesus. How bad did that hurt? They got crazy chompers.

[@manofmagic1803]

Horses typically dont do it without being provoked 😅. If you werent looking at body language that it was trying to back off and not be touched before it to asses you as a threat it likely would attack without warning, ie what happened to you. Also kids around that age like to yank on their hair and dont pet gently. Could also be a factor. Again horses are animals, prey animals. Do if they cannot flee they will fight.

[@Luna_Playz_whi-mse]

Your fault. It’s not their fault

[@Just_A_Wandering_Star]

The horse was giving you warning signs that you missed. Animals in general don't normally attack unprovoked, unelss there's something wrong with their brain (like how it can happen with dogs).

[@theprodigalson4003]

Horse racism. They wouldn’t all have done that

[@zabirkhan6534]

Explains why Bojack had such terrible childhood

[@j0kerclash289]

I think there's a plot hole here 6:05 He was born with his dad already in charge, so he didn't get to see his leader earn his own mares, only defend them, where he presumably won every time, unless his dad was beaten at some point and was replaced with the new leader who he's referring to.

[@Rinrn]

“Watching your old LEADER go through this”

[@eldonad]

I think he is referring to an unnamed previous leader of the stallion group.

[@j0kerclash289]

@@eldonad Oh yeah, they just skipped that part of the story and he was suddenly the leader himself.

[@MAD_MONSTER]

So the are people like ME !!! 🫂>... _...not as much as I am but still yk_

[@MohamedKowla]

9:07 May i stand unshaken amidst a crashing world?

[@Zephyralts]

You’re a good horse, Arthur

[@louhernandez5789]

Best channel I have found recently

[@Flammper]

try james toland hes the og

[@galacticgardevoir9496]

Cool fact about horses, they're actually matriarchal. The oldest mare is the one who directs the herd to find food, seek shelter, and direct migrational routes. The stallion's jobs are to protect the mares from predators and other stallions, and to be sprem donor.

[@WingsOfADream1]

8:44 "lets find out" hits way harder at thirty :'(

[@RampageBrawl]

You’ve only made 5 videos and you’re already my favourite KZbinr, that’s saying something.

[@Grumpy12748]

Watch James toland he’s the og who started these videos

[@KittSpiken]

8:18 The young buck with the Ali Shuffle kills me 🤣

[@2scoops-x9x]

Best thing I’ve seen in a good while Edit: I love it.

[@jos785com]

What an amazing channel I found here. The voice and the way you narrate the life of the animals is just perfect. Please keep posting videos. Really good job!

[@Dinzo.1]

Thank you very much! ❤️

[@PukeTerminator]

@@Dinzo.1 you should’ve mentioned new born horse hooves

[@reoij]

I thought this was a video essay of Bojack Horseman.

[@Connie_TinuityError]

@@reoij It actually is. He's just never referred to by name in this video.

[@Samcasm_YT]

4:52 just everybody is a chill guys

[@ToreaSpohr]

This channel really shows me that it is really good to be human :)

[@sicksadperson8093]

Horses have a matriarchy and oldest mare makes the decisions, and leads the way, not the stallion. He keeps in the back of the herd to keep it together. Also there are other stallions in the herd and main stallion is pretty chill with the bachelor bands, unless a mare is in heat. Horses generally avoid aggression.

[@Afterwork_Vibe]

6:45 when he puts on the old mustache is hilarious 🤣🤟🏼

[@Dinzo.1]

🤣🤣🤣

[@NuclearAtoms]

Not only the videos are interesting but really love the humor, it really drives it home 😂

[@ultroy-motorslimitedlnc]

This makes the stuggles look wholesome crazy how much he fits into 9 minutes banger video as usual

[@Foyay_Red]

New video, LETS GOOOOO. We appreciate you, and make sure to take breaks when necessary

[@Kelevins]

i was planning on being born as a horse, but then I watched this video. Thank you Dinzo

[@RampageBrawl]

Lollolol

[@Dinzo.1]

🤣🤣

[@VKURDR]

1:30 - The reason why a carnivore has to decide to attack or not is because they can not risk being injured, since they need to hunt for their food. An injury means death out there. While an herbivorous animal, usually more tough, can withstand several injuries, and still be able to graze for their food, as well as having the protection of a herd to back you up.

[@pulsarecho1952]

2:54 😂 This channel is going to have millions of subscribers in no time.

[@Zyummysammy]

8:08 watch this for a little bit. It’s so similar to the Mike Tyson Jake Paul fight.

[@timexyemerald6290]

3:35 i died when he pulled out a Skyrim sword😂

[@4PP13C3D4R]

JS SAW THAT LMAO I LOVE SKYRIM

[@avalonjustin]

@@4PP13C3D4R Stallions are Nords, no wonder they're so tough💪

[@animeloveer97]

​@@avalonjustinstallion is just the word for male horse lol

[@avalonjustin]

@@animeloveer97 I didn't know dat, thx. I guess a colt is a young fella lol

[@stefyroxanne7567]

Sometimes if a stallion and mare are really close to one another, that mare will try and escape her new stallion to go rejoin her old stallion. Horses do form bonds with one another, sometimes those bonds are hard to break.

[@majdabaraaouche6112]

7:46 water sign pointing at the sky saying "Layjib".. That was hilarious 😂

[@mustaphabelcaid4025]

maykon ghir chi mghribi likatbha 😂 🇲🇦

[@justsomerandom4305]

glad someone else noticed hhhhh

[@Dinzo.1]

ewa layjib chta okan 🙄

[@justsomerandom4305]

@@Dinzo.1 HHHHHHHHH ZABBA W CHTA SABBA

[@DuckersonVR]

"Once you break your leg, your dead." Is what it would be if you were a horse on a farm

[@lilik6945]

i mean same in the wild

[@LeGheyTrash]

I mean it’s too expensive to heal a horse leg as horses are much heavier with weak legs

[@AbhishekAswal-qc9kb]

3:49 wait why this is relatable

[@KiaHunson]

😂😂😂😂 Yeag

[@zachfoster5653]

Lowk was thinking this earlier like it was some therapy

[@sciencepod4887]

I only clicked on your video to leave this comment you have single-handedly the craziest and coolest thumbnail I've seen all week good job

[@Redranddd]

I saw a documentary about this, is called: bowjack horseman

[@zlyverz]

I thought that video was about the show "Bojack Horseman"

[@angeloalvarez5520]

The guy who acted in Philbert?

[@seleukia]

@@angeloalvarez5520wasn’t he that horse from that one show back in the 90s?

[@angeloalvarez5520]

@@seleukia yeah but he did some other roles eventually. Secretariat, Philbert, The Horny Unicorn

[@Mister_Skar]

Good video, though I think i've counted three different channels with this exact format lol.

[@876LND]

Same, I’m starting to get confused

[@GaiaBreakRules]

This is AI guys

[@guthax30]

@@GaiaBreakRulesI doubt it.

[@noneyourbussiness5879]

yeah I thought I was on www.youtube.com/@Jamestoland/featured. but this is different

[@EmilyOuten-o3k]

Definitely AI 100,000+ subscribers in less than 6 months with only around 6 videos posted

[@ElisabethSmarr-w9t]

This is the best video I have seen all year. I have no idea what this is, but I LOVE IT! 10/10!

[@factsworld3466]

This is not what we deserve but it's what we need!!