Why MOVIE 43 is Wrong - Chris Stuckmann

Chris Stuckmann goes in-depth about why Movie 43 is a cinematic atrocity to all things film.

[@nitpicker9406]

When a horror movie is really bad, it can be funny. When a comedy movie is really bad, it can be horror.

[@RylieMichelle]

+Nit Picker There's still something enjoyable about a bad horror movie. When you have a bad comedy, it's just mostly pain.

[@Xandermorph]

+Nit Picker Truer a statement has seldom has been said, my friend.

[@vincentbedard4267]

+Nit Picker Can I quote you on that XD

[@somethingclever4563]

damn eloquent and accurate, well done

[@streetsoldierhood9796]

oh hell yeah well put. very well put.

[@efe_aydal]

Anyone else love to watch it when he superhates a movie?

[@TrenchMan93]

Are you a glutton for punishment?

[@Xayjohns]

Absolutely, lol.

[@sbond7510]

Yep

[@fbtark1734]

bilmem

[@orhungedik1983]

+Efe Aydal Watch his Mad Max Fury Road review. He loves the movie so much he goes crazy, its amayzin

[@soraceant]

i never heard of movie 43 before this video. i went to Wikipedia to see what the plot was and then i called the suicide hotline.

[@rocksolid6494]

43 people were committed before the script was done.

[@jacobjoshuaferianc887]

This comment was funnier than the whole movie. No joke

[@kalidali7023]

Jude Ceant i too never did and never have i been so disappointed in my life it's like all those A- list actors agreed to do mass suicide to thier careers

[@thema1998]

jacob ferianc That's not a surprise. I am so GLAD my family didn't want to see the movie or else I would have regretted it for the rest of my life.

[@franciscoportal1499]

Wow people really like suicide because this comment got 428 likes

[@tatianajovana6958]

Wow. Randomly rewatching this has made me realize that I’ve been following you for over 10 years now. You’re married, you have kids! I’ve been through multiple relationships, moved to different states, gotten engaged. So much has changed, but turning this on took me back to a time and place so far back. I love you, Chris! I’m so so excited to see your film, and so happy to see your life flourish. You’ve changed so much and it’s great to see you happy. Thanks for being there for us

[@earlofdoncaster5018]

They they should've stopped at Movie 42.

[@TheOnlyMegafringe]

Dad?

[@earlofdoncaster5018]

As everybody know, The Earl has no children :)

[@henryfrith2671]

They should of stopped at the first one.

[@yaro8860]

They should've stopped.

[@soulexchangemusic]

Earl of Doncaster they did not listen to poppa Franku

[@AnimeMetalFan1]

When people say the Star Wars prequels are the worst movies ever made, I will direct them to movies like "Movie 43" and "Dragonball Evolutions". Those are literally the bottom of the barrel in Hollywood cinema. At least the prequels had effort put into them.

[@TobyDeshane]

When I say things like that, myself, I generally exclude movies like "Movie 43" because they're not really qualified to be compared to REAL movies. You'd never be able to measure anything against it, if you did. Lint in your pocket would still be a better movie. ;)

[@richarddx0201]

Fifty shades of bullshit

[@jamez6398]

Or Jack and Jill.

[@williamducote8382]

James Oldfield that movie destroyed my love for Adam Sandler

[@jamez6398]

william ducote That movie kept giving me strange, confusing erections :/

[@PassTheMarmalade1957]

I feel like the reasoning behind this movie is, "It's not funny, and that's the joke," which translated is, "I don't know how to be funny, so I'm just going to pretend that I'm deliberately not being funny."

[@SaberRexZealot]

Then what's the point?

[@PassTheMarmalade1957]

SaberRexZealot Charles Wessler's vanity, I guess.

[@SaberRexZealot]

Lady Marmalade The root of all evil.

[@jasoncase9481]

No the reasoning likely was let's do a bunch of moronic skits that were rejected for Mad TV and SNL then put them all in 1 movie. This abomination makes battlefield earth the movie version look brilliant because that actually had a damn plot with main characters, and a climax. It royally failed to execute successfuly but still as a awful movie its entertaining. This abomination is like drinking a heavy dose of salt water plus eating burnt steak while being exposed to the odors of skunks, fish, onions, burnt popcorn, and vinegar in a small room. This movie is a utter abomination with no damn redeeming qualities at all. It's like a movie version of getting a zero on a test. Or if it's baseball be throwing out the 1st pitch it's thrown wide left into the other Dougout. The only good thing is this as a example of the kind of movie that never ever should be made again in Hollywood, Bollywood, and in the movies buisness.

[@jasoncase9481]

This abomination is undeniably the worst movie ever if it can even be called a movie. Even the terrible lameass asylum movies which are notorious for ripoffs of blockbusters except very low budgets or not ripoffs still have freakin plots yes I'm complimenting asylum as being great compared to this abomination created by Hollywood because they still get the most basic trait of a movie right which is create a coherent plot while this hollywood movie fails completely no damn coherent plot also no damn plot at all. This abomination is so utterly dreadful that a 10th circle of Hell would be created with all copies of this abomination are transported to.

[@stefanfl1200]

I honestly laughed so many times watching Movie 43 and I'm not even ashamed

[@haydenkoitka4277]

Same

[@Leprutz]

Yeah. I did laugh at some parts too. I aknowledge it being a bad movie. But it was funny in some parts. My all time favorite is iBabe. I don't understand how Chris couldn't the critique of this short. It is the best one with a great message though.

[@duartevader2101]

Same here!

[@EddieHenderson92]

Movie 43 is weird and dumb, but it should be a cult classic because it's oddly entertaining.

[@XxEnragedPandaxX]

What if Movie 43 is a horror movie targeted at film critics?

[@morganrayhessstudios6586]

XxEnragedPandaxX Then it is a work of genius comparable to Hitchcock and Kubrick.

[@johnathanhautz2223]

Then this is the best horror movie ever made, and the best horror movie that will ever be made.

[@josefengelhardt2767]

You mean a Horror Movie targeted at Everyone. Film Critics, Aspiring Filmmakers, Cinema Lovers and Storytelling Lovers. Movie 43 is a movie that Tortured everyone not just Critics

[@Allonsy305]

I honest-to-god hope Chris Pratt and Anna Faris' son never EVER see this film. Especially that skit.

[@GabrielaCenturionNeumann]

Agreed >.

[@artheaux666]

kid: "will you poop on me?" Ana: oh dear god no

[@RocketHouse54]

Teon Quant "Daddy pooped on the windshield LOL"

[@Allonsy305]

RocketHouse54 PLEASE NO

[@mchllwoods]

That would probably scar the poor kid for life if he did.

[@80swoodpanel]

'What is Movie 43?' More like 'Is Movie 43 a movie?'. The answer is NO.

[@cradica]

An Di lol

[@archieyiu7111]

I'll do you one better..."Why is Movie 43"

[@vancouverexplorer3993]

Ironically the IMDB rating of Movie 43 is 4.3 now!

[@cruella4341]

that is way too high

[@xxczerxx]

Isn't that...the opposite of irony? It's a coincidence but not irony.

[@JoeltheSenate]

It's 2021 and it's still is rated 4.3.

[@mr.ashtastic8063]

Jamal T that’s not irony that’s just a coincidence

[@mr.ashtastic8063]

@@JoeltheSenate it’s still not what ironic means

[@emperorpalpatine7149]

"There is not a single redeeming quality to this absurdly inane film." -Chris Stuckmann on Movie 43.

[@warriorofshadows443]

+Emperor Palpatine dude. teach your soldiers how to aim!

[@TheRoxBox99]

+imacookie12 The soldiers are robots.

[@emperorpalpatine7149]

HMSConqueror He has made good movies. And The Visit was pretty good.

[@DBringmann]

+Emperor Palpatine "i do not understand how they got all these actors together if there werent something good about the movie" - Chris Stuckmann

[@HorrorFan-gg7bw]

Imagine that on the cover of Movie 43! Lol!

[@Yahiko25]

Well none of the actors wanted to do this movie, but they were tricked or blackmailed to do the movie... so I guess the actors did bad acting on purpose to get back at the filmmakers.

[@ShahirHameed]

That could actually be true. All of them pretty much want out of this movie

[@killersands5116]

Yahiko25 is it wrong I enjoyed this movie.

[@killersands5116]

***** lol

[@MrZerothejedi]

+killer sands You're fired.

[@killersands5116]

MrZerothejedi ?

[@kait711]

“oh my god hugh jackman has balls on his neck” as a line is a million times funnier than the actual skit

[@seanchukwuezi3079]

After his oscar nomination

[@BigOwl51]

I’m seven years too late but i have a confession... I laughed unironically a couple times watching movie 43

[@inexpertxennial6067]

I cried from laughing so hard at the poop skit. I have rewatched this movie a few times.

[@drezzoisdead]

To admit, one line in the period scene got me good. And some of the other skits too but it’s been a while and I can’t remember

[@mostpassiveuser8904]

I just love showing this to friends on YT.

[@GregBreden]

@@inexpertxennial6067 Thank God it's not just me. I also thought Kate Winslett's performance was spot on, she went from shock to embarrassment to confusion to the brink of madness in 7 mins. Jimmy Bennett's hysteria during the first period sketch was priceless. I loved Batman is an a-hole too. I watched it again yesterday and it seems way better now than back then and I thought all the actors seemed into it. It's not a million miles removed from something like Kentucky Fried Movie.

[@Brando501st]

Yeah, the only brief laugh was from the poop skit too.

[@jeremybr2020]

I have a theory about this movie. I think many years ago all these now big time actors and actresses had sold their souls to the devil. What they would get from the bargain was that they would all become huge movie stars. But eventually they would have to pay the price. And that price would be Satan's attempt at making a movie for which they would all have to star in. And that movie was MOVIE 43. There's just no other explanation for these stars participating in such a horrendous movie. :)

[@Mosixman]

Believable

[@CARTOONIVERSE1]

+jeremybr2020 Your right, but doing this movie isn't the BIG sacrifice they have to make. They have to agree to sacrifice a loved one. Cosby sacrificed his son, Stallone & Travolta did the same. Mark Ruffalo sacrificed his brother & so on. They don't have to do it themselves, they just have to agree to let the CIA & similar groups do it & make it look like an accident(Huston & her daughter both drowned in a tub). They also have to attend certain satanic rituals with big politicians & industry pigs. The elite of this planet are true monsters.

[@daynechastant]

And I think that Chris watched this movie because he lost a bet with someone...

[@jujucasar2003]

sure there is. An alien broke lose from area 51 mind controlled this famous actors and made this movie to troll planet earth for fucking him over for so many years.

[@DodirAnelaIntuitivnoOtvaranje]

Yeah it must have been some sort of humiliation ritual..

[@mikejarrett3297]

Did they get them all to sign the contracts at a party when they were all drunk.

[@janesmith4167]

Mike Jarrett pretty sure must have happened during a Hollywood CoKe party, cuz makes no sense.

[@mikejarrett3297]

curly sue It's the only thing that makes sense.

[@robertscottTV]

"Ok boys, make sure that keg spiked with acid is all they get served!"

[@zacumen]

I feel like it was blackmail.

[@thelotuseater6496]

I’m pretty sure sinners are forced to watch this movie on loop in The Bad Place

[@andrewcuevas1958]

When halle Berry blows out the blind kids birthday candles 😂

[@Shiny_Sandshrew]

to this day, Movie 43 is the only movie I ever walked out of.

[@themintcast4437]

As a critic who watches at least a hundred movies a year, I never even contemplate leaving the theatre... except with this. I actually stood up at one point (my theatre was empty) and started walking out, but I stopped myself and finished it. Just painful. I mean that literally. I felt sick after watching this utter trainwreck.

[@basslightyeah]

+Aidan O'Meara I only walked out of tammy, but I don't watch horrible movies all the time...

[@themintcast4437]

+Bass Lightyeah I wish I didn't have to, but I do...

[@basslightyeah]

Aidan O'Meara Yeah. Maybe I will have to do this as well, I want to become a journalist and try to get a critic.

[@themintcast4437]

+Bass Lightyeah Just make a website and see as many movies as you can. Then write about them. Getting practice at a young age is paramount to your success.

[@ericwood3709]

Who is watching this in 2085?

[@emperorpalpatine7149]

Internet hadn't been invented until 2978.

[@annalabagaba]

+Emperor Palpatine What are you talking about? It's 1253 BC here and my cyborg eyes are appalled at your statement.

[@FmrFox-no6yk]

Eric Wood it 2020

[@KudoRedfox]

I am watching this in 1337 AD

[@meyaenyo2593]

You're all breaking the laws here, it's 2016, reset your clocks to the current Era. Or be erased from time.

[@IQuarent]

"This movie is an atrocity to cinema." -Chris Stuckmann, 2013

[@MetalTrenches]

I’m a little ashamed to say I thought the Naomi Watts segment was hilarious

[@zakbrandsinc]

Metal Trenches Be ashamed

[@lilrewb4646]

Metal Trenches Dont be ashamed it was.

[@liligh]

I felt the one with Hugh jackman was.

[@Usario321]

pretty much all skits were hilarious

[@mooseyman74]

It was hilarious 👍🏻

[@spongebobfan190]

The worst skits in Movie 43 are either the one where the girl wants his boyfriend to take a shit (or poop as they say it in the movie since they say "shit" is nasty) on her, and the one with the cartoon cat. I want to know who was smoking what when they wrote those skits. I need to find eye soap after watching the cartoon cat skit, because that skit is one of things I could have gone my whole life without seeing. The bottom line, Movie 43 is so bad, it makes Grown Ups 2 look like a Martin Scorsese movie, hell, even a Spike Lee movie.

[@Spar10Leonidas]

Strangely, I actually find "poop" to be a more disgusting word than "shit." I just watched that one scene in the Red Band trailer (like 10 seconds worth of footage) and I knew I was going to be awful. My faith in humanity has never been stronger than when I saw that this movie had been so horribly received by critics and audiences.

[@DADDYFATSACKABLE]

Since when is a Spike Lee movie better than a Scorsese movie?

[@jamez6398]

Why? What happened in the cat skit? Did they rape a dead cat and then eat it and its shit?

[@spongebobfan190]

James Oldfield Trust me, it's a lot worse than that. Waring: The comment will be long and will contain some profanity. The skit was about a couple living in a normal house in a normal neighborhood. The boyfriend had a cat that was a cartoon. The cat was evil, and only the guy's girlfriend could see that. A few moments later, they show the cat jacking off to a picture of his owner (the boyfriend) in a bathing suit, and it was graphic and intense. I want to know who the fuck drew that, and were they by any chance under the influence of drugs when they drew that scene?Because a sober animator would read that script before he draws the scene, and slap the dumbass who wrote that skit. Hell, was the writer on drugs himself when he wrote that? Because like I said, NO sober person would be that crazy to write anything like that. I seriously hope whoever wrote that skit and drew that cat when to Narcotics Anonymous when they were done, because Movie 43 proves why you shouldn't do drugs and write a movie at the same time. Nobody deserves to ever watch that lazy piss poor excuse for a comedy movie. I wouldn't wish that piece of shit on my worst enemy, that's how bad it is. I would rather watch a marathon of Grown Ups 2, Jack and Jill, and After Earth 10 times in a loop than ever watch Movie 43 ever again. If you've never seen it, DON'T watch it, just give it the finger and tell it "fuck you". It is without a doubt the worst movie ever made.

[@jamez6398]

spongebobfan190 Doesn't sound that bad :D It's only rated 15+ (for people aged 15 and up), and the highest rating here is 18+ (for people aged 18 and up).

[@TriAttack26]

not going to lie that scream scared me

[@slickwitdasticks4493]

Tri Nguyen I WAS STUNNED

[@shashanklaur507]

You're Exaggerating, Chris. As an Indian, I've seen much worse.

[@IyanSharma]

Ram Gopal Varma Ki Aag, Humshakals... I feel yo bro..!!

[@FY-md1yz]

Check out turkish movies tho...

[@Peidro64]

Shashank Laur EVERBADY IN UGAND KNOWS KUNG FU! Not sure where that's from though.

[@TrippyRick]

HAHAHAH

[@Tamaki742]

Well, Indonesian movies are mostly cheesy romance dramas with bad screenplays and horror movies that were maybe planned to be half porn (aside from both of The Raid movies and The Rainbow Troopers), is it as bad as those or worse?

[@ticler]

This movie is absolutely genius! Both how it was made and what it conveys.

[@Sintax666]

at this point its so bad i feel it turned in to a cult ...lol like it

[@liu7]

This is like the Action 52 of movies.

[@Raf8347]

+Yigi Liu yeah, Action 52... Movie 43... lol

[@03bgood]

+RafaelDB64 Maybe there's 9 games or skits that don't suck, LOL! Doubt it, though! THEY ALL SUCK!! Rather it be 43 skits or 52 microgames!

[@Raf8347]

***** yeah i mean OMG

[@03bgood]

+Norwegian Probably because you had to pay $5 for a movie ticket as apposed to $200, which could've got you a Game Boy, SNES, or Sega Genesis back in 1992.

[@drksideofthewal]

+Yigi Liu Haha, I was going to say that. So many AVGN fans out there.

[@seanbinkley7363]

Who's watching this in 1923? This Stuckman fella sure is swell ain't he?

[@UPtheIRONS52]

+MadelineTopper The bees knees :)

[@KittyPieVibes]

He's such a stud

[@BobDaPumpkin]

You think movie 43 is bad, check out Shark Exorcist

[@noahjudkins3282]

JJ Sanchez It's a death sandwich.

[@BobDaPumpkin]

***** haha poor woman..... you have nooo idea!

[@macroturdle4101]

Its better for the budget it had... Movie 43 is a big pile of shit, all this talent wasted

[@BobDaPumpkin]

+Macro Turdle wrong! it could have been made better. like you can see thousand of cameraman errors...

[@alexandresobreiramartins9461]

That in itself makes for a much better movie.

[@MichaelPatrickPorkins]

The director of this movie won an oscar for "Green Book." Yup, that happened...

[@fulcrum6760]

Joh Ell Character development.

[@ilck-ym-blals7385]

The director of green book directed one of the skits from movie 43 ...the one with Halle berry and Stephen merchant

[@hangezoe7472]

He was directed Green book before that trashboat. Well atleast he was redeemed himself by directing Green book

[@avanishdutta2658]

@@hangezoe7472 Buddy, James Gunn also directed one of the skits in this movie. He went on to direct Guardians of the galaxy. Say about redemption.

[@Avajuniorlord]

What sucks too is that the director of Guardians of the Galaxy is one of the directors for this movie ps. James Gunn i am very disappointed in you

[@medicinaldankog6791]

A.J. L. well now he made one of the coolest marvel movies ever in a long time

[@SamaritanPrime]

SneaksMehDeinks TV Started from the bottom, now he's here. Redemption is a WONDERFUL thing.

[@medicinaldankog6791]

yes it is my friend, instead of focusing on the negative things he may of done, why not take note that he made a very successful marvel movie that will probably be a trilogy

[@elementSe34]

A.J. L. Personally I thought Gunn's segment of the film was the best part, and Brett Ratner's also good. The sad thing is that they're covered up by the other piles of shit that make up the rest of the film.

[@tonyvaccaro98]

That's no shocker to me. I barely laughed in Guardians, most of the jokes were "did they really just say that"(which is another form of cheap comedy).

[@GamingtheOtter]

I just want his super Mario Bros 3 shirt

[@eanderson9599]

Wow, I watched your vids and I just found out about M43 and looked it up on KZbin. Idk it's just crazy and awesome seeing u here

[@GamingtheOtter]

+Maltige Key M43?

[@Deep_Armageddon]

+StreetPassPrinceton movie 43

[@robertcorneby3353]

I'm loving the shirt as well.

[@harrisontodd3152]

Thats super shit buddy

[@JenkinsJPEG]

after watching this movie with a friend (per their request) I went to get dinner, and while thinking about it I actually stabbed myself in the thigh with a fork. then i thought i lost my fork. got another fork. and then realized the fork was in my leg. its that bad.

[@fozzieatdetourbillnye5514]

You got the fork out right?

[@JenkinsJPEG]

Jackie Newberry yeah

[@JenkinsJPEG]

Jackie Newberry hurt though

[@fozzieatdetourbillnye5514]

tyler finch glad youre okay.

[@JenkinsJPEG]

Jackie Newberry thank you

[@devanvieira9174]

I'm gonna be honest, i laughed my ass off when i saw real balls on Hugh Jackman's neck. For a first scene i was not expecting that.

[@seanchukwuezi3079]

What was funny he tried to kiss Kate Winslet on the head and she was screaming and yelling noo

[@petreabenjamin4626]

@@seanchukwuezi3079 THAT was funny

[@Rawk4Life]

Everyone who said Movie 43 was hilarious needs to get their heads out of their asses. The trailer alone proves that it's a plotless film featuring a bunch of A-listers that's intended to be as controversial and sick as possible. So much for originality.

[@TheRealGamerKing]

when you realize the short film at the beginning is better than Movie 43...

[@TobyDeshane]

The 'sketch movie' style doesn't *have* to be bad. Both 'Kentucky Fried Movie' and 'Amazon Women on the Moon' were absolutely brilliant movies. I had high hopes that 'Movie 43' would be a fun revival of that idea, but... no... no, it most certainly was NOT. Exactly like the 'Epic/Date/Scary Movie' franchise, this flick absolutely does not GET what made the movies that came before it successful. They think shock value alone is enough to get by. You have to be genuinely funny. Not just "funny to teens and anyone seriously intoxicated".

[@jamez6398]

Airplane, Black Dynamite and Naked Gun 1 are good, as is the original Pink Panther 1 and 2.

[@subscribetothischannelforl6062]

Toby Deshane Scary Movie was funny though

[@jacobmays1073]

Captain Random no it was not none of the scary movies are funny to me

[@MrHarhar777]

Toby Deshane UHF! Great sketch flick.

[@tatehildyard5332]

Four Rooms was pretty good too. Quentin Tarantino does a segment.

[@thomasacord6194]

90% of people fail to see the irony of this movie being made. "This movie is everything wrong with Hollywood" Yes, that's the point. This movie was the internet troll before internet trolls were a thing.

[@MrTafyism]

YOU NEED A HILARIOCITY FOR THIS SHIT!! YOU EVEN SAID ATROCITY IN THE VIDEO!!!!

[@restlessentertainment9760]

But it's not so bad it's hilarious. It's just bad.

[@jackdavis5645]

Restless Entertainment Although, he has stated that a hilariocity is either of these: A film that is so hilarious thats it good A film thats existence and the fact that it got created its hilarious. or a guilty pleasures. this movie could possibly be under the category where its hilarious that this piece of shit exists.

[@jackdavis4864]

troodon9999 true

[@OliveTART]

I agree THIS MOVIE SUCKS. You people defending it, what the hell is it like in your head? This movie is boring and un-funny to the point where it's infuriating. Every single Scary Movie (even the last one) is funnier... -_-

[@DrawtoonzStudio]

I totally agree, it's incredible what films people will defend these days. Every year, Mike Judge's Idiocracy gets closer and closer to becoming a reality. Smh...

[@LeonLindProductions]

lol I think that Scary movie 5 was the funniest of the Scary movies nad I reallly found this movie to be funny. Sorry...

[@wassupit]

Leon Lind Are you under the age of 12? Have you ever watched a movie that got over 40% on rotten tomatoes and enjoyed it? I am genuinely curious

[@LeonLindProductions]

dave watson I'm 14 and yes I've watched plenty, but I prefer imdb

[@jamez6398]

Agreed.

[@sergiofernandez1863]

so many people said it was bad.. that I had o watch it... and you know what... I laughed.. a lot.

[@zakbrandsinc]

Sergio Fernandez were you having a seizure?

[@emaniacgames8391]

Sergio Fernandez I respect you sir. It is a good movie.

[@Leprutz]

It is not a good movie but some parts are funny. I love iBabe. Best thing ever.

[@LokiPhish42]

I laughed hard for it too. Have you seen in-app-ropriate movie?

[@roostercocksmith]

Thank you. Was is vulgar and disgusting? Yes. Was is hilarious and did I love it? Fuck yes!!!

[@flyingfoxes2630]

I really enjoyed watching the film. I think I've seen it 3 times. It's just like Scary movies, or Epic movie. I find it funny that some people were so disappointed; the trailer was pretty clear about what type of a movie this was.

[@Leprutz]

I kinda agree with you.

[@CrimsonArtsStudios]

The opening to this film was MY exact reaction after watching this anus of a movie.

[@SamaritanPrime]

The first two minutes of this review were more entertaining than the actual film sounds like it was.

[@CrimsonArtsStudios]

Oh this movie was shit. Drizzling out of a buffalo's ass!

[@SpicyChickenGodAJ]

CRIMSON STUDIOS PRODUCTION AVGN? Is that you?

[@CrimsonArtsStudios]

No, but I am fan of AVGN though lol

[@leob4403]

@@CrimsonArtsStudios try to come up with your own lines instead of copying avgn, that's weak

[@ssdaaFaf2]

Wait what the hell, is that his house or is that just a random room in a motel that he goes in to do his videos?

[@Quagz311]

It's an apartment lol

[@ssdaaFaf2]

Kylar Keaton It looks like one of those apartments then where psychos torture people lol

[@Quagz311]

lmao what the fuck

[@gevoian]

Kylar Keaton american physco

[@Laza656]

+Darth Sibistine Actually yes they do look like that lmao xD

[@HamIam1278]

That is GENIUS marketing though...."what is movie 43....?". I love it.

[@ringsaphire]

I started watching your channel late 2019 and it's fun to watch Chris get younger while I see his reviews going backwards from 2019 to his almost 10 years younger self... :D wich is a sign he got a good thing going!

[@rjrnj1]

I started just a few months ago in Jan 2022. His earlier vids are so much fun to watch. I've definitely got an internet crush!

[@sonicrush44]

You know what Chris, I respect you. I mean that. It takes a lot of guts to admit that a movie like Dragonball Evolution that you feel damaged part of your childhood, much like the way that, Batman Forever + Batman and Robin hurt mine, is a way better film then Movie 43. You sir earned my respect. Nay, my admiration. I do hope that there will be more people like you.

[@ARGAtheropodfan]

Just to think of this: This movie was directed by 13 directors, one of them being James Gunn.... WTF?

[@ARGAtheropodfan]

Pretty much everyone in that movie has proven to be much better in other things. Not here tho. Never here.

[@1997residente]

According to twitter,he never saw the movie...And he didn't know he won a Razzie.

[@ElricZ]

Makes sense

[@zakbrandsinc]

Ryan No Thanks They were just jokes he’s not a fucking pedo lol

[@leob4403]

@@ARGAtheropodfan This movie is far funnier than Guardians of the galaxy. That movie is so cringe

[@noaahhh_g]

Who is watching in 2018?

[@gonzesse1437]

Internet hadn't been invented till 2027

[@gabriel211297]

long-term investment?

[@KittyPieVibes]

I'm watching in 270 B.C

[@tommasmuller3900]

ur mom

[@jq2212]

me

[@craigmurdock4740]

I gotta say, I watched this movie with the same intention as when I watch The Room. Watching it with a filter of knowing it's bad made it way more watchable and made me laugh at just how horrible and inexplicable its existence was.

[@petreabenjamin4626]

Nah, you rlly find the movie funny, don't lie to yourselfe just because a guy on yt say the movie is bad

[@ICE102001]

that movie was so funny

[@thomashall6733]

2:43 RIP headphone users

[@reticuli2]

Thanks for the heads up

[@ginanmarcus918]

dammit. I read this after

[@thijsvanwelie3799]

+Lolly Ann Did you read it twice?

[@michaelmoviemaker]

Haha xD

[@thijsvanwelie3799]

Illuminati confirmed?

[@bmaster461603]

Who's watching this in 2016?

[@liizzset]

Me.

[@jakesprick481]

Me

[@franciscaescobar3042]

+Jake “awesomator” Sprick me

[@zacktanner295]

Meeeee

[@thederp7690]

me

[@moonontheman1657]

I actually really liked Movie 43 but can understand how some people don't like it but I enjoyed the shit out of it

[@angelareele858]

Bot

[@clinicalpsychologist]

its vulgar and I hate it for that. I mean, I've had enough with no brainers movie that the mere word "penis" should make idiots "laugh"

[@grimbonkers4179]

+41Djfu#lksdkjfd Idiots? That would be those pissing their pants when the simpsons are repeating the same family friendly joke for thr 100000000th time

[@clinicalpsychologist]

+Grim Bonkers , in a way... yes

[@DesertEagles007]

41Djfu#lksdkjfd I laughed when you written "penis" XD

[@JesusSuckedGayPenis]

Penis penis penis :D

[@000015324]

I actually liked this movie. The Leprechaun skit was hilarious!!!

[@maggiebrinklow8863]

Lewis Hartley I also thought it was quite funny. Yeah, a couple of the skits were cringe-worthy but it's no worse that many other movies I've seen. I think it's one of those movies where it's politically correct to hate it and god forbid if you dare disagree, lol x

[@KaleLikesWaffles]

Jeremy Jahns said the best part was Terrence Howard, thanks Jahns, l actually laughed quickly instead of waiting an hour to

[@delfin7461]

I couldn't make it through the whole thing, you are a brave man. Also, I am watching your reviews in a non-chronological order so it's fun to see how super young you look in the early ones, and also follow the evolution of your tattoos. Keep up the good work!!!

[@BigDaddyZakk420]

Okay, it was bad. It was really, really, really bad. But I still thought it was better than say "Meet The Spartans" or "Vampires Suck" or any of those god-fucking-awful parody abortions.

[@joker45186]

I agree

[@DiegoHernandez-xt2su]

Pretend That Movie 43 NEVER Existed

[@POLE7645]

Even though I hate Seltzer and Friedberg and their movies, I have to say it... Whoever made Movie 43 makes Seltzer and Friedberg look competent. And yes, I mean it. The big difference between them is that Seltzer and Friedberg occasionally get a good joke (only to ruin it by overusing them). Every single joke in Movie 43 was dead on arrival.

[@GemCitiMike]

Chris's rant is soooo much funnier than the actual movie lol

[@lilrewb4646]

Micheal Holden1 not true

[@cyruskuria5165]

@@lilrewb4646 yes it is true you Fuck-Head

[@leob4403]

@@cyruskuria5165 not really, there was nothing funny about Chris rant, I don't even think it was meant as comedy

[@cyruskuria5165]

@@leob4403 either way this movie is a piece of shit

[@leob4403]

@@cyruskuria5165 nah I liked it

[@Gravity382]

The period scene was pretty good though as a skit... that was pretty spot on to "how men react to periods"/"men are dumb"

[@valeriebell1384]

+ Gravity382 I saw that sketch as well. It was clever. I wouldn't watch the entire film, though.

[@theonyx_tigress7427]

OMG yes

[@formula2233]

@@willnill7946 baby willy nilly got triggered cause he doesnt understand periods?

[@doc8013]

@@willnill7946 dude what?

[@mr.ashtastic8063]

When I heard the words Dragonball: Evolution, I immediately knew something immaculate was coming after

[@CaptDeadpool32]

It was so funny watching Movie 43 drunk

[@cmoore191]

Excelsior32 you watched it drunk you're dumb the movie's already drunk

[@CaptDeadpool32]

Ultimas 2 you can't really call someone else dumb when you're grammar is that bad

[@cmoore191]

Excelsior32 it was a joke

[@CaptDeadpool32]

troodon9999 You're missing the point

[@dsandoval9396]

That's a good point. It seems like a movie you see while your high/drunk.

[@MekMarryMe]

That intro was better than the entire conjuring and annabel movie duo.

[@TheHoxiel]

Did you not watch The Conjuring? I mean Annabelle was shit but still

[@emperorpalpatine7149]

Sid-Sic (이 시드니) The Conjuring was amazing. I haven't been scared of a horror movie since The Thing. And then The Babadook again in 2014. Annabel was complete garbage though.

[@MekMarryMe]

I didn't think the conjuring was scary at all. But then again, I've been watching horror movies and reading horror books since I was three, so I'm a bit desensitized.

[@Laroling]

+Sid-Sic (이 시드니) I thought the conjuring was bad the moment it turned rathermore into the exorcist, away from building tension and not showing things. There was too much overexposition and effects round the end that had been done before, trying so bad to be scary it really wasn't... Also I personally I didn't think it was that scary at all overall, but it was an ok effort. I am really curious about the babadook though. Love me some psychological horror, or emotional aspect in the horrors. But it is sort of the same here that I got a bit exposed to horror to such extent I am not that easily scared.

[@TheRoxBox99]

+Sid-Sic (이 시드니) That makes sense.

[@gametacle9227]

Ironic that Movie 43 has 4,3 on IMDB right now. :D

[@ikuraf87]

Well, they took over 3 years for the casting. And the remaining months for the shooting.. I guess..

[@jorgeluisgonzalo2765]

The leprechaun skit did make me chuckle. There's something about evil leprechauns that makes me laugh

[@ryanfarrar343]

I laughed with one thing one of the leprechauns said....other than that I wanted to kill myself

[@mitjakocjancic2205]

I liked the movie. It usually takes extreme amounts of sickness to make me genuinely laugh. This movie had just that.

[@RagnarSori]

So do I, maybe my humour is kinda twisted, but I could really laugh about it.

[@mitjakocjancic2205]

***** Calling the movie stupid, I can agree with, but that's one of the things that made it funny for me. A compilation of stupid, disgusting, tasteless scenes that are aware of being stupid and gross, and seem proud of it, is a pretty good formula for a comedy, in my opinion. I don't want an engaging plot in a comedy. As for it being "despicable"... Seriously? xD

[@jamez6398]

If it had a plot then okay. I thought Serbian Film was funny! :D

[@thedangerwich5476]

Im so glad that the general populace doesn't agree with you

[@mitjakocjancic2205]

I'mNotCharlesBarkley SoDon'tBanMe I'm fine with that.

[@connorsharp1999]

I went to imdb to check the user reviews for Movie 43 and I couldn't believe what I was seeing.PEOPLE ARE GIVING THIS MOVIE 10/10 RATINGS SAYING THAT IT'S HILARIOUS AND IT'S ONE OF THE FUNNYEST MOVIES EVER! WHAT THE F**K!

[@SuperKaren1007]

I lost faith in humanity

[@mrf4007]

How......?

[@tatehildyard5332]

Some people have a soft spot for sketch comedy. With how mediocre SNL is now and how little sketch comedy there is now, we're ready to accept anything.

[@liamrees4937]

Because they just put good reviews there

[@tatehildyard5332]

Are you kidding? This movie got slammed by critics. It won a Razzie award for worst picture.

[@parkerpeterman613]

This movie gave me Hugh Jackman neck-nuts. For that I am grateful

[@lib.x5830]

😂😂😂

[@jonathanwade7482]

Yo! How did I randomly find your comment 😂

[@parkerpeterman613]

Jonathan Wade 😂😂 I’m so glad you found this comment of mine out of all the other comments I’ve posted on KZbin

[@jonathanwade7482]

@@parkerpeterman613 yes. Truly a transformational moment in our lives 😂

[@TheInitiate]

Movie 43 is an abomination to the history of cinema and a disgraced to all the legendary figures who saluted within cinema's garden

[@cynthiabarrera9617]

My dad was watching it alone. After 20 minutes he got so angry that he took the DVD out and kicked it and stumped on it then threw it in the garbage can. After that my curiosity made me go to the garbage can, retrieved the movie and watched it... biggest mistake of my life...

[@Desette92]

I wouldn't even call it a movie. It was worse than cancer.

[@SilverCord007]

I find Movie43 hillarious funny, and hearing Stuckmann explaining some scenes from the movie, made my day! hahaha

[@underratedcritic1983]

Movie 43 wasn't that bad. I like the skit with the testicles and the one with Anna Faris. The one with Elizabeth Banks is kinda funny too.

[@garrettrussell573]

Really, you think balls on necks are funny? Maybe a 10 year old who was dropped as a baby could think that's funny, but I'm a grown man, and this shit is stupid and immature.

[@Biring1]

Garrett Russell Spot on, dude! I'm 18 years old and I think this is immature and cheap humor

[@PauLtus_B]

did you watch it sober?

[@mangi61]

PauL van der Burgh yes a worthy question indeed

[@TrueIronMaidenFan]

No offense but anyone who thinks balls on a neck is funny must be a 10 year old kid with a severely bad mental disorder.

[@ShitMist]

Saw that Sean William Scott was the only actor to go to the screening when it was released.

[@lathanandrews417]

Rhink McNeal is that for real true?? I feel like it is. That poor guy.

[@leob4403]

@d he's rich and has a beautiful wife, no need to feel sorry for him

[@prathapkutty7407]

@@leob4403 who's his wife?

[@leob4403]

@@prathapkutty7407 seems he broke up with his victorias secret model wife and now he has a new wife slightly less attractive

[@spikes3711]

This guy... All he does is describe the skits, and keeps calling it awful with no reason why he thinks it's bad. Yeah, it has no plot. Big fucking deal. I'm not sure if I want to watch anything else from this guy. "It's bad" is all I hear, and never once have I heard "why".

[@spikes3711]

I watched it. I didn't hear any of that. I said nothing about how he's wrong for calling it bad. I'm saying he's wrong for not having a good argument. Some of the skits were funny, those should of just been a part of something else, instead of making a movie.

[@marc07112]

i actually like movie 43, i thought it was HILARIOUS!!!!

[@Dudja]

marc07112 me too

[@princerichardson390]

Especially that damn cat playing in his ass I screamed 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣😭🤣

[@nateandbake1734]

I didn't really think it was that awful. It actually got a few laughs out of me

[@cyruskuria5165]

Fuck all of you this movie is a fucking terrorist attack mixed with 911!!!

[@danikami9193]

cyrus kuria well shoot now i think the movies a 10/10

[@MediaHell]

lol at the people who are defending movie 43, i watched it on netflix and its FUCKING TERRIBLE

[@drnanard9605]

lol at the people who are bashing movie 43, i watched it on netflix and its FUCKING HILARIOUS

[@limo4935]

I laughed once in this movie at the moment when the kid has that cardboard girlfriend. But I sorta saw it coming Apart from that this movie is obnoxious, disgusting, unfunny and tries to use humour that only my friends who dropped out of school appeared to enjoy

[@Fermion.]

Get off of your high horse. Are you seriously trying to equate education level with something as subjective as humor? You didn't like it. Ok, great. But don't try to put down others because they do. I actually had a Physics professor who loved "yo' mamma jokes". Does the fact that he enjoyed juvenile humor have any bearing on his ability to understand the physical world? Besides, I'd rather have wisdom over intelligence any day. For instance, an intelligent person may try to rationalize comedy taste as a function of IQ. A wise person would know that there's too many variables to accurately derive any kind of useful formula from something so subjective.

[@limo4935]

I was not attempting to get onto a horse of any kind. I was simply pointing out a fact. I apologise if my statement seemed to annoy you and I am glad you pointed out the slight pomposity of the statement as I read it back and interpreted it the same as you did. And I concur with you on the statement of IQ. I have a higher IQ than a member of my class yet she gets A*s on her test papers while I get B's...Why? Because she is better at maths than I am. And as for you physics teacher I'm sure we would get along famously, I actually enjoy the occasional "yo mama" joke but only ones that are funny (saying it just for the sake of it begins to get annoying). I did not mean to sound pretentious but the comedy in this movie was disgusting and is nothing like a "yo mama" joke. I laughed my ass off at that scene in White Chicks, but having a mother kiss a son for the sake of humour? It's just disgusting, and this is coming from a guy who enjoyed Jackass 3D >.

[@Fermion.]

Michael Andrews No worries man. I was actually in "debate mode" and I probably came off as a little aggressive myself. I agree that the skit with the insane parents was a little disturbing, and I wouldn't have liked the movie any less without it. But I welcome being disturbed, or disgusted, or scared, etc from time to time. How boring would life be if your boundaries were never challenged? Besides, it did provoke some interesting conversations at work the next day (my team all decided to watch it, and discuss it afterwards). I give it a thumbs up, simply for the "aftermath" effect of discussing the ridiculousness of it afterwards. Some so-called, "blockbusters" leave me with a "meh" feeling and a simple "it was ok" response, then an abrupt subject change. Not this movie.

[@limo4935]

Ah it's fine no hard feelings man But yeah it seems to be one of those movies that is going to be considered a movie that tried for something and failed but in the end created something controversial. I mean I know people who love this movie, like they consider it as the best comedy film of all time. Above Airplane, Holy Grail, Life of Brian, Big Lebowski...It baffles me

[@riuspablo]

Michael Andrews Facts about comedy. When are you going to publish your investigation based on facts about humor. I hope soon. It will be funny.

[@tiesthijsthejs]

Chris, haven't seen it yet. But to be honest, as a fan of British awkward humor, the premise of those 2 sketches (balls - homeschooled) actually don't sound unfunny. I don't believe in unfunny topics for comedy. It's the execution, the treatment that is always at stake.

[@kakoishii]

I actually thought the balls and the homeschooled sketches were the funniest ones. There's no denying that most of the sketches were pretty middling and plenty that missed, but I've definitely seen worse movies. There are worse ways I could've spent my sunday night.

[@nathanielmg]

Agreed.. actually the balls one sounds like a C minus but if done right could work, but the home schooled one sounds hilarious. Like legit a very clever idea.. there are bad ways to do it, I'm sure, but yea this review definitely does not paint the picture that this movie is terrible. Despite the movie winning a Razzie award.

[@nathanielmg]

Agreed.. actually the balls one sounds like a C minus but if done right could work, but the home schooled one sounds hilarious. Like legit a very clever idea.. there are bad ways to do it, I'm sure, but yea this review definitely does not paint the picture that this movie is terrible. Despite the movie winning a Razzie award.

[@SebastianAceFawkes]

"What is Movie 43?" THE ANSWER: *NOTHING*

[@BlitzedNostradamus]

Here's the difference between Monty Python's humor and this. Python, while silly and stupid and sometimes downright confusing to the dumb people, does require a little bit of thought and culture to understand. This is just " Lets take a bunch of gross and disturbing ideas and throw in a bunch of famous people and it'll be funny!" Once again, it's the Ministry of Silly Walks, the Twit Olympics, the Lumberjack Song, How to Speak Italian for Italians vs. Hugh Jackman with balls on his neck.

[@BlueCactus21]

you basically just repeated what he said in the video

[@BlitzedNostradamus]

Well yeah.

[@BlitzedNostradamus]

But it got peoples attention now, dinnit?

[@leob4403]

@@BlitzedNostradamus I love both Life of Brian and Movie 43 (although Life of Brian is obviously a more important movie). It's different kinds of comedy, you can enjoy both

[@UncleSam2028]

Movie 43 = Rejected Funny Or Die skits.

[@WizdaVision]

That intro was hilarious, glad I never watched this atrocity, sorry you had to my man. Thanks for the entertaining review anyways tho! XD

[@MrMajani]

Chris is as tall as a door frame, wow. Didn't expect that.

[@mrsx7944]

Agree. Thought he was a short guy.

[@Fishhunter2014]

please tell me that's not an original Jaws poster you have scotch taped to your wall....

[@00maniacmanny00]

Why

[@Fishhunter2014]

00maniacmanny00 Do you know how much an original is worth?

[@Oubaama]

+christhefishhunter how much?

[@Fishhunter2014]

Oubaama This much. www.ebay.com/itm/like/261555965843?ul_noapp=true&chn=ps&lpid=82

[@Oubaama]

christhefishhunter ok then.

[@milestrombley1466]

I think that movie was made to show how crappy Hollywood is.

[@samhynninen]

Only logical reason to make something that is on a whole new level of shit when it comes to entertaiment.

[@thedangerwich5476]

Recorded proof to show how awful hollywood is.

[@atomicdancer]

Chris Stuckmann loves me!

[@tyrannosaurusburke]

It makes me even more sick that six years later, Peter Farrelly directed "Green Book" , which undeservedly won Best Picture at the Oscars. It was a better movie, but the guy who put "Movie 43" together should not even be considered for an Oscar.

[@Jerbear767]

Let me sum up this entire "review": "The content of this movie doesn't adhere to my moral compass, therefore it is bad." I didn't take this movie seriously when watching it, like you mistakenly did, therefore I can't take your opinion seriously. It's apparent that this movie ACTUALLY offended you...and that is just laughable.

[@angeloschutte64]

Im offended by how bad it is.

[@sportsmusic114]

There are plenty of movies that are not meant to be taken seriously, but are still funny and somewhat entertaining. Movie 43 is one of those movies to not take seriously, but the fact that it wasn't even funny when it seemed like it was trying to be, and that it had no point to it other than to make big bucks off of famous actors is what makes it offensive

[@timafterdark3759]

So you don't care about the actors and future actors job being at stake, companies going bankrupt, and so on?

[@csjcsj2906]

Just to make sure, the title doesn't say "review."

[@timafterdark3759]

I agree with you 110% of what you said about this movie and some of the problems that Hollywood is going through.

[@leob4403]

Keep kissing his ass and he might notice you

[@MrGlenbw]

2:43 - WATCH OUT! CHRIS STUCKMANN IS A RINGWRAITH!!!

[@sliphstream4927]

The Veronica skit almost worked only because (bless them) Emma Stone and K. Culkin really went all in on the BS material they were given. "He was a wizard!" line was delivered so great. That's about the only credit I can give.

[@Maxisamo1]

Wow, I didn't know this film was morally wrong too!

[@CrookedShoeTales]

THE BASKETBALL SKIT WAS FUNNY. THE REST ARE COMPLETE SHIT!!! YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THE BASKETBALL ONE WAS FUNNY.

[@InsanityMan]

and the leprecahn skit

[@CrookedShoeTales]

yeah that one was funny. two skits. that's it.so its still crap but yeah, two skits .

[@InsanityMan]

Yeah agreed even if when you watch it high you hate this film

[@ThisIsCanadaEh]

@pollenontheshoot yes! @Insanity Man No!

[@dylanwood2287]

I thought the one with christopher mintz-plasse was funny

[@ELSITAFERNANDEZ]

I want to know if he ever walk out of a movie theater

[@myaccountyoutube4144]

I wouldn’t I wish I saw this in cinemas

[@thomasacord6194]

I'd rather see Hugh Jackman act with balls on his chin than listen to him sing regular sentences any day of the week.