Why Old Legend of Zelda Commercials are Bad

[@remrant]

Eagerly waiting for the "Willst thou suck" merch from Tobias.

[@terririnella4032]

so, the second commercial says "Zelda is for the insane? for crazy people?" honestly it has all the sudelty of an anti-drug commercial....."Just say NO Kids, to Zelda"

[@terririnella4032]

i love the ending for Zelda on Nintendo 64......SPOILERS, he sneaks into Gannon's temple while James Earl Jones is addressing his cult, he tries to hypnotize Zelda, but he snaps out of it, cuts James Earl Jones' head off, shows it to his cultists, then burns down Gannon's temple....well Link finally learned the Secret of Steel "hither come Link, the Cimmerian, Master Sword in hand....let me tell you of the days of Hyrule Adventure"

[@terririnella4032]

i know Zelda, if commercial 2 had said trilbys, i'd be convinced they were an enemy in the game...." Play Zelda and face off with some of your worst villains, octorocks, tektiks, trilby"....oh come on there is no octoroks in Zelda, you're making that up, trilbys i believe.....