Why Star Wars: The Clone Wars is a Cinematic Disaster

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[@virginiafernandez6846]

“Due to Anakin having to be racist” ... yeah. Wonder why the ex-slave dislikes the guy who profits from slave trade

[@elijahblechman8633]

Plus hutts are a family. Not a race.

[@bemasaberwyn55]

Didn't Anakin get sold to THAT EXACT family?

[@makchot3263]

Who wouldn't profit from slave trade? 😐

[@josiahclarke3535]

@@elijahblechman8633 EU says "oof"

[@Daniel_Paterson]

To be fair, he was racist however it was against the Hutts (both a species and a clan who deals heavily in business lacking morals such as the slave trade) who 'owned' him and his mother for a period before they were sold to Watto (who treated them far nicer).

[@CommonCommiestudios]

Me: It's treason then Me realizing he is talking about the movie: It is... acceptable

[@goldenzebra1]

He put the prequels up there on the ones he hated 😭

[@ryanred1525]

@@goldenzebra1 The prequel’s are my favorite

[@ryanred1525]

@@goldenzebra1 Not the best but my

[@ryanred1525]

@@goldenzebra1 Favorite

[@National7575]

@@goldenzebra1 :(

[@esteban8471]

"Due to Anakin having to be racist" Anakin, who was sold as a slave as a child alongside his now dead mother because of the Hutts, specifically Jabba: *Am I a joke to you?*

[@thepowerofsand6180]

Tbf it's a throw away joke

[@thanatoast]

Tbh, It's such a pointless part of Anakin's character that i completely forgot he was a slave in the first place.

[@gekozilla7339]

@@8Kazuja8 it's also cannon that hurts rape there slaves so who knows what they might've done to him

[@ginogatash4030]

@@gekozilla7339 it's never really ever relevant to the story outside of that one scene of Anakin killing Huts tho, they cam tell us how bad the Huts treated Anakin offscreen all they want, but I didn't see any of this shit, and like the other guy said, I quickly forget Anakin was even a slave at one point.

[@lapplandkun9273]

@@thanatoast no, it wasn't pointless. If you even understood that part of anakin's character, you would understand why and how he hated slavery and those who take part in it. It was also partially the reason for his fall to the dark side. His mother died in AOTC

[@_somerandomguyontheinternet_]

15:10 Dave Filoni actually intended for Ahsoka to be annoying. He knew that any new character he introduced as Anakin’s Palawan would receive copious amounts of flak from the fanbase, so he specifically gave her traits that would irk the audience so that he could control what they disliked. That way, he could give her an arc that rectified those annoyances and turn her into the fan-favorite character she is today. I like to refer to this as the “Sokka Treatment.”

[@Unremarkable6969]

Interesting writing technique

[@_somerandomguyontheinternet_]

@@Unremarkable6969 it’s certainly a creative way to work around fan-hate.

[@55alegria]

Interesting, but where does Sokka enters in this?

[@Unremarkable6969]

@@55alegria Some people don't like Sokka in season 1. I like to refer to this as the "group of idiots"

[@_somerandomguyontheinternet_]

@@55alegria Dave Filoni wrote most of the episodes in which Sokka gets major character growth.

[@TheUkedude90]

Anakin was literally enslaved as a child by the Hutt Clan. He is 100% allowed to hate the Hutts.

[@janseanmarwyn4703]

He was enslaved by Watto...

[@kotorandcorvid4968]

@@janseanmarwyn4703 Anakin was enslaved by the Zigerian Empire and later by the hutts

[@robertharris6092]

Anyone is. They're just the mob of star wars.

[@kainthedragoon8081]

His mother used to be owned by a Hutt until she lost her to Watto in a sabacc game

[@ryanm.8720]

Now I know why Qui-Gon shamelessly admitted to killing a Hutt and taking their pod to Watto in 'Obi-Wan Drinks Qui-Gon's Gin'.

[@StiggusRattus]

Ashoka: there’s so much we can talk about like s a n d Anakin: *screams internally*

[@Mateocabrera2389]

Vader remembered this moment right before he said “then you will die” to her.

[@apelican5836]

@@Mateocabrera2389 convince him otherwise

[@randomgreek5682]

12:07 my god He’s using ankins only weakness against ankin that monster

[@Salty-ji1pb]

Alpaca hawk was on a roll

[@johnprice6271]

All you need to do is carry a bag of sand and Anakin/Vader won't touch you with a 10 foot lightsaber.

[@dextergrif1052]

“Less cool for Anthony Daniels because he literally has no life outside of voicing C-3PO” Yeah, I can vouch for this. I went to a convention when I was young and was wearing a Clone Trooper costume. I was 8 and just wore a halloween costume because obviously I had no idea how to make my own. When I went to get a book signed by Anthony Daniels, he said my costume was “sloppy” and I should join one of his costume workshop/tutorial things he was doing and make my own. I was literally a small child and the guy that didn’t make his own costume for the movies he was in was talking down to me about my kid clone trooper costume. This was in stark contrast to when I was older and met Kenny Baker, the actor who was inside R2-D2 (the little person that George Lucas and the crew left out in the hot sun in the middle of the desert inside a metal trash can when the camera was off). He was one of the nicest people I have ever met and I was so glad to have met him before he unfortunately passed away in 2016. I also met Jeremy Bulloch, who was the actor in the suit for Boba Fett. I was 10 at a convention and he came by when me and my family stopped for a rest and he pretended to shoot me with the Boba Fett blaster and said how he liked my costume (also the Clone Trooper costume). Anyway what I was trying to say from that long history of my life I just wrote was that the other Star Wars actors I’ve met have been really nice and Anthony Daniels was a dick.

[@LukiKruki]

C-3PO most of time behaves like an asshole in whatever Star Wars movies/shows he is. I think it's justified what role he got.

[@spooderman6312]

look it up guys, every single piece of media with a hint of C3PO voice has Anthony Daniels, even one-off kids show episodes. That really is 100% of his revenue

[@JayPlusForerunner]

Wow

[@stephanniemorin]

I'm sorry that you had that experience.

[@tommyl.dayandtherunaways820]

At least you never met Alec Guinness. He supposedly disliked Star Wars so much that he once asked a kid (who wanted his autograph) to never see the movies again.

[@jacksonbashiri8118]

“This movie has the worst plot in any Star Wars movie” “Somehow palpating survived” “Nevermind” Comedic gold

[@AugAug989]

Yeah but this movie is the worst in the franchise. Schaff is just obsessed with hating anything George did. Even though he’s the reason Star Wars exists

[@ultrabigfella]

​@@AugAug989but...George didn't...bring back Palpatine?

[@m4rcyonstation93]

@@AugAug989 ?????????????

[@kalvinfoxx757]

@@AugAug989 JJ Abrams and Disney brought back Palpatine.

[@Mat7920H]

The word "palpating" sounds like a great alternate word for "embalming."

[@admiraltrench2508]

“You are a robot in a galaxy governed by the Force. Who is your god, exactly?” The mighty GONK

[@Ozzieapologist]

I always thought their God’s name was Roger

[@ezilesrameis3845]

@@Ozzieapologist Some guy named Roger who invented them 🤔

[@ShadowWolfRising]

Either the Force itself or The Father,

[@user-oq9pz6tt9x]

I always thought it was interesting how some of the expressions in Star Wars allude to the existence of Earthly religions in their world, such as that “oh my god,” and Han Solo saying “I’ll see you in hell.” I know it’s just because those expressions and terms have become ingrained into our speech, but if you think about it within canon, it’s pretty weird.

[@thewingedporpoise]

@@user-oq9pz6tt9x I'd assume that because they don't actually speak English, those are basically carried over as synonyms, and they probably don't actually reference god

[@miraculousismyguiltypleasu9372]

The fact that this served as the pilot for quite possibly one of the absolute greatest modern cartoons ever is downright impressive on its own.

[@itzyaboi4297]

I dont know what george lucas saw in this, but I'm so glad he did. Edit: holy crud, 2.3k likes in 6 hours. That is impressive, dude.

[@johngreen8344]

Somehow they made this fly. I'm happy the show was so much more than this movie.

[@bananagoose6822]

The way u say that makes it seem objectively good

[@Orkdestroyer1]

I dont understand how a show where a good 2/3 of it is "meh" or worse is considered "one of the greatest animated shows"

[@lisagaughan7154]

@@Orkdestroyer1 never have I seen anything so controversial before.

[@funnyvideoguy3216]

"I managed to kill Jabba's son" "You fool, I have 70 alternative accounts!" If that was the actual dialog, maybe I would consider this movie good

[@CArcherOwl]

Dude this is perfect.

[@Door227]

You know what the plot of this movie should have been? It should have been about the sepratists building a machine that allows them to piss on the moon!

[@ChargeQM]

@@Door227 that's no moon...

[@mangle6850]

@Door22 “it looks like a fucking walnut! BAM, AND IT BUSTED A NUT!”

[@Nerdtendo6366]

RIP Patrick. I send my condolences to the families involved in this tragedy

[@user-if8fe5pr7u]

what happened to him?

[@zigzgshodzixhoxohxh3800]

@@user-if8fe5pr7ue died in a car crash along with their friend Chris while James ended up in critical condition but has since been released from hospital

[@TamborTheLambor]

​@@user-if8fe5pr7uhe died

[@ProfessorPrel]

@@user-if8fe5pr7uCarcrash

[@UltimateDragonX9999]

@@user-if8fe5pr7u unfortunrly he along with schafrillais friend both died from the brutal car crash.

[@willhoover1520]

Who else saw the title and thought of the show and be like “What the heck this series is so good”?!?!?

[@ezilesrameis3845]

Because I forgot that the movie even exists and I watched it once last year

[@ShockwaveFPSStudios]

The Clone Wars Movie is a Pliot to the Show

[@aloeveraaaghhhh]

Everyone

[@ThatGuyRNA]

Me

[@ThunderBirdJack]

I was about to throw hands if someone talked shit about the animated show.

[@clean.shotmedia]

A moment of silence for the brave clone who punched a battle droid...

[@syna6622]

We lost a true soldier, he really was one of us

[@zweebo8509]

F

[@parklez3250]

May the force be with him, always

[@Squish_Squash_Applesauce]

Top 10 Anime Deaths

[@_S4M_]

F

[@firebrand723]

Patrick, we’ll miss you. You’ll always be a somebody to us.

[@petervanheerden2133]

It's a damn miracle that Ahsoka became such a beloved character after such a rough start.

[@merlumbien]

Ahsoka was made so bad at the start on purpose, because so they could do real character development. This video is explaining this great: kzbin.info/www/bejne/o6TKgmmNl657r8U

[@jmurray1110]

If I remember they intentionally made ahsoka annoying since they assumed the fans wouldn’t like her

[@revan8467]

not really, she was made bad purposely she she could receive character development

[@gujwdhufjijjpo9740]

That’s not a miracle. That’s just character development.

[@rontheauraknight9606]

Yeah basically Ahsoka was made with being bad in mind. It’s an excellent example of adding in a new character never before seen in lore or anything making them canon. First step is make the fans either forcibly accept them, or find a reason to make them grow for fans to accept them. They took the harder path (the first path is more or less Rey) they put in dislikable traits in the movie and first season so she could grow past it in later seasons and so you could see her maturity. It’s why by the time she left in season 5 fans were very upset. We saw her through her worst and her best for her to just leave.

[@MegaSoulHero]

I’m glad the series itself ended up being good. This was such a bad start.

[@ryanred1525]

Yep

[@wrenren2112]

Yeah. The animation makes them move like stick figures and not like people. They really improved it over time

[@grongus6749]

Wait a second

[@jigglemyjam774]

I personally don't like there series at all, but I can admit its a huge step up from this movie

[@bigdaddyflavortown4606]

Underrated opinion: I love the Star Wars The Clone Wars movie and I still think it’s awesome. I have no problem with the characters moving like stick figures. I grew up with this movie and I still love it to this day.

[@garythestormtrooper5589]

It’s like the beginning of an anime and your friend says “don’t worry, it gets better”

[@eyo8766]

And it actually does

[@SomeAT-AT]

@@eyo8766 It REALLY does!

[@shroomesh6456]

It’s like Korra, the first 2 seasons aren’t that great but the rest of it I’ve heard is actually good

[@w0omylord764]

@@shroomesh6456 2nd season is really bad from what ive heard

[@eggwin9918]

Cof cof Jojo's bizarre adventure cof cof

[@treg2738]

difficult rewatching this after the tragic car crash, it’s weird listening to Patrick’s voice knowing what would happen.. heartbreaking, fly high 🕊️❤️

[@DeepEye1994]

To be fair, while George did decide to helm everything on his own, ORIGINALLY he approached Steven Spielberg, Robert Zemeckis and Ron Howard (I know, it's ironic) to help him direct the Prequels but they all insisted that he should handle his own baby.

[@thecollector4332]

A lot of people also think the editing problems were his fault when he was only supervising editor (the exact same role he had for the original trilogy)

[@robertstegmann9260]

It's a bad sign if your plot could be summarized as "We gotta go save Stinky"

[@creed8712]

It took every ounc of my fortitude and willpower to not ugly snort laugh out loud at this

[@obiwankenobi9141]

Hutty! Hutty! Hutt! Makin’ it stinky!

[@bryanmanuelbaes7871]

@@obiwankenobi9141 oh fish in the mouth

[@mrmercury8553]

Jabba's sassy gay uncle is probably the funniest thing I've heard all week.

[@josiahclarke3535]

Ziro is a great character

[@britt6184]

He isn't even gay.

[@_VenomicA_]

@@britt6184 how do you know

[@ausername5410]

@@britt6184 I’m gay and I claim him

[@darealrealrealjc4882]

@@britt6184 because he had a thing with that alien girl who betrays him in the series.

[@definitelynot_tfol36]

Back here after the news is... heartbreaking. First video I ever saw Patrick in. Rest in peace to Patrick and Chris, and Recovery both physically and mentally to James.

[@cmdrfrosty3985]

I never realized that Anakin touched the gut with his metal hand till now. that is literally the funniest thing ever

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

Sauce

[@cmdrfrosty3985]

@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 it's on the description of my first video on my channel

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

@@cmdrfrosty3985 I've seen hotter

[@meloyellow]

@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 tf

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

@@meloyellow What?

[@oscargimblett1990]

"Oh, this was about the film" *Saying this, he threw aside the large rock*

[@aweirdoandaphone4135]

You did it! You beat me to it!

[@liamhunter1197]

I don't get this, but it's hilarious anyways.

[@ryanwill32]

@@liamhunter1197 the clone wars series is beloved by star wars fans, the clone wars movie is quite a bit worse and so doesnt get the same level of protection

[@liamhunter1197]

@@ryanwill32 I see. Thank you.

[@Narwhal-gn1xj]

I’m so sad that they said “Her mistake” multiple times and didn’t use the Big Hero 6 clip

[@Wackiestrolly]

That mistake...was his!

[@Shoulderpads-mcgee]

His, the mistake was

[@abigailw7146]

Mistake! That his was!

[@whodatninja439]

Was his, that mistake!

[@ellielovegood6307]

His mistake that was

[@Not-important-123]

This video is depressing to watch now, RIP Patrick, my prayers go out to you Schaffrillas, im so sorry for your loss.🙏 ❤

[@pikathemimikyu6655]

I know, I feel sick whenever Patrick speaks. The fact that he's gone feels so... wrong.

[@orlandoigno482]

What happened to him

[@jacobbigaj6168]

RIP Patrick. We won't get to see the rest of this series. Wish their family the best.

[@BugsyFoga]

The fact that Clone wars being pushed for theaters was a choice by George Lucas makes so much sense knowing him .

[@animationfan8009]

How r u 3 days early?

[@yatharthjain2273]

the fact that his favorite arc was the droid arc also makes so much sense

[@sesereddead465]

Is it because of his involvement in the prequels?

[@sesereddead465]

@@animationfan8009 patreon

[@madermc2979]

@@sesereddead465 Because of his involvement in Star Wars

[@akirbyobsessee7396]

Guys, I think Schaff is being held hostage. He said “her mistake” at around 18:00 and there wasn’t an accompanying Big Hero 6 meme. Schaff, if you’re being held at gunpoint, say shark tale

[@ShadowsOfTheSky]

This is the best comment I have ever seen. 10/10 memes my dude

[@uneterostardust8233]

He's not being held hostage.. that was *HIS MISTAKE*

[@yourfavoritestudent5452]

Shark tale

[@akirbyobsessee7396]

@@yourfavoritestudent5452 Hey this is a call out to Schaff. You gotta wait your turn to beg for help, bud smh

[@whereswaldo1630]

@@uneterostardust8233 hey you!!! you kidnapped him and release him or else..............

[@SonicHaXD]

While watching this show, I was told to watch the Clone Wars movie up to the point where Ahsoka gets recruited. After that, turned it off and never had any regrets XD

[@hiesisme907]

Well then you miss part of here ark

[@stephenmoore373]

well you missed out

[@indianwarlord6935]

Tbh you didn't miss much except for Anakin vs Dooku

[@indianwarlord6935]

@Nathan Ronco no. Even seasons 1 and 2 have some great things. Geonosis, Ryloth, Cad Bane and the Holocron, Boba, Zillo Beast, Mandalore, Lair of Grievous etc.

[@cymoncheng9644]

@@lo9893 he said season 1 AND 2

[@HeWhoJivesWithChives]

I had a heart attack thinking he was talking about the series

[@MrHistory269]

Yoooo same

[@thedarkknight9021]

Me too xD

[@stephanniemorin]

Don't worry, they think it's great. I've seen their two retrospectives

[@Misery7531]

It's so obvious it's the movie from the thumbnail

[@TheShuckmeister]

I remember watching this in theaters with my Dad who grew up watching the OT. He told me it was a "steaming pile of garbage"

[@Matt_and_stuff]

H button

[@dappitydingdong1219]

cap

[@Mikey-em8hs]

And that it was

[@hunterwolf8266]

what are you doing here? this isnt jojo or stop motion.

[@soapbiter36577]

That was kind of the norm at that point lmao

[@jellotrooper]

oh thank GOODNESS it’s the movie. I was about to throw hands

[@mightyleo8280]

Yeah

[@bennystinks3442]

Same I was gonna go ballistic

[@michaelzhang9806]

I was about to unsubscribe because I thought he had the audacity to criticize The Clone Wars

[@rileyhawkins9777]

Same lol

[@Chrissteve1107]

I was in the same boat, haha.

[@wobbles7492]

Hearing Patrick’s voice makes rewatching this bittersweet. Rest in peace. 🕊️

[@thecommycompy5450]

oh, my god it's so sad to hear patricks voice after all that has happened, rest in peace pappy G

[@unchartedchartz]

"Ventress is here... they just lifted her from the clone wars cartoon without explaining who she is" Grievous:

[@JOCoStudio1]

That's something that always bothered me about the series too. Like, you're telling tales from across the Clone Wars, why not show the first encounter between any of the main characters (other than Ashoka in this ill advised movie)?

[@ltb1345]

@@JOCoStudio1 It’s because it was originally meant to take place in the same canon as the 2003 Clone Wars series, as well as all the comics and books, which were all produced years earlier. The 2008 Clone Wars would have contradicted that content by showing the first interactions of these characters, which was already shown. That’s why 08 CW takes place a whole year into the war.

[@JOCoStudio1]

​@@ltb1345 Oh, didn't realise it was supposed to remain consistent. Kinda a shame that fell apart and there was never time to retell the stories that no longer fit. The battle of coruscant would be nice to have, although if they had to choose between that and the siege of mandalore, they made the right choice in telling something new.

[@insertmemorableusernameher6795]

@@ltb1345 It would be cool if disney remade the 2003 clone wars series in the style of the 2008 one

[@KTTstudios]

10:31

[@Pikwii]

I was very scared for a second, but then I remembered the movie and took a big sigh of relief

[@athan13590]

It should be obvious by "cinematic"

[@hermos3602]

Are you stupid? It says cinematic in the title.

[@dinisgalo554]

@UCWTgYlza_NGzR1UbMooxHdw shut up

[@DayFlounder]

Poppt1?

[@Pikwii]

@@hermos3602 me and 700 other people ig

[@PhoenixPrime]

At least two good things came out of this movie: 1. We got Ahsoka, who later became one of the best characters in the whole franchise. 2. We got to hear Sir Christopher Lee play Count Dooku one last time.

[@user-zw3on4bx2t]

Did Lee die after this.

[@PhoenixPrime]

@@user-zw3on4bx2t Yes. He died back in 2015, sadly.

[@yugiohgames104]

​@@PhoenixPrime Damn

[@AverageEldritchEntity]

I think, frankly, the _Malevolence_ arc deserves its own video. It's everything the pilot could have been.

[@perkilatorxiii5179]

Frankly, I think the first four episodes, Malevolence arc and all, deserved a movie more than Jabba’s bastard child

[@MetaDHedge28]

I like to think that Schafe has a folder on his computer, with every frame of Tamatoa when he was on screen

[@jgdaboi5271]

It’s schaff not schafe

[@MetaDHedge28]

@@jgdaboi5271 wELl acTUaLlY IT's SChaFf noT sCHafE does it really matter dude?

[@Fizz-Q]

@@MetaDHedge28 Ok bro °-°

[@pr0gurt]

@@MetaDHedge28 jesus you make it seems youre really unlikeable

[@ShockwaveFPSStudios]

And I like to think that Schaff is really an insane psychotic madman who leads a cult that is fulled with brodway musical atire mixed with "SHINY" tatoos all because he is obsessed with brodway musicals and Tomatoa from Moana posing as a KZbinr. But Hey, That's Just a Theory, A KZbin THEORY, Thanks For Watching.

[@toganium4175]

The fact that Jabba has a son seems like something straight out of a fan fiction.

[@elbermoramontero2769]

This is like the anti baby yoda

[@sheldynh.8320]

Who would ever procreate with Jabba?

[@sebastianb.3978]

@@sheldynh.8320 slaves

[@LadyAhro]

@@sebastianb.3978 Yeah uh it's potentially highly disturbing if you think about it. Especially because we have no idea if either parent's biology works regarding cross species and uh.. Yeah. Best not to think about it.

[@sebastianb.3978]

@@LadyAhro agreed

[@valemontgomery9401]

I love that one bit when Captain Rex got mind-tricked by Ventress into contacting Anakin, and either because the mind trick has limits on how it can influence people, or because he actually resisted it to a degree, he tips off Anakin by referring to him as Anakin. That was clever

[@SoraTheKeyToEverything]

6:37 6:45 God i miss you Patrick 😭

[@paysonporter]

It appears that Jabba believes the Jedi...kidnapped his son A JEDI WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING. Best line in the movie.

[@shinyagumon7015]

Unless your kid can throw rocks with their mind.

[@jamessfakecommercials.4573]

@@shinyagumon7015 You dare expose us? It’s treason then.

[@redeye4516]

"Hey so your baby can levitate a soda can across the room with his brain magic, now I gotta take him to the emotional repression chamber a few thousand suns away. Say bye, you will never see him again"

[@dragonfell5078]

@Radical Larry Still tho, can't even let those kids see their parents lol

[@legitimate8463]

@@dragonfell5078 they can once they become knights and gain access to their own ships which they can udr to go visit their parents

[@particleman3138]

Still waiting for Cinematic Masterpiece for Prince of Egypt. Make it happen

[@justinslaughter8933]

I NEED IT

[@themoviecritic1092]

Yes

[@stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369]

yes please

[@zoorockf1]

And the first and third httyd films, and the KFP trilogy

[@angelfilms4886]

Me too. Make it happen, plz!!

[@Quarren_]

Can’t believe we’re not getting any more in this series

[@jstar3382]

So the thing about space lanes is that they didn't phrase it right. They probably meant hyperspace lanes, which would make sense. Going through other Star Wars media, you see a lot of mentions of it.

[@ZARONUS]

What I’m waiting for: 1. Why the Lego Movie is a Cinematic Masterpiece 2. Why How to Train your Dragon: The Hidden World is a Cinematic Masterpiece 3. Why Lilo and Stitch is a Cinematic Masterpiece 4. Kung Fu Panda Trilogy Review 5. Ice Age Franchise Review 6. Why The Good Dinosaur is a Cinematic Disaster 7. Why Chicken Little is a Cinematic Disaster 8. Why Artemis Fowl is a Cinematic Disaster (These are his opinions, not mine. Please do not get angry at me for listing these opinions)

[@zacharygilmore1075]

Don't forget about trashing the Artemis Fowl movie adaptation.

[@TheEpicImpaler]

How to Train your Dragon 3 wasn't that good lmao

[@IHeartSweetTea]

And "Why Lilo & Stitch Is A Cinematic Masterpiece" (Well, maybe it's not "masterpiece" level but it's a really great movie)

[@huothedutchie292]

@@IHeartSweetTea no.

[@ShadowsOfTheSky]

Raul Mejia why do you think that? IMO it was the best way to end the series. The first one left too much unknown and didn’t explore hiccup and toothless’ relationship, the second did but left too many things open ended, but the third shows Hiccup stepping up and becoming a leader of his village, while recognizing that for the dragons to be safe was to leave them. The only negative I have is the side characters. Snotlout’s “arc” is ret@rded, and the twins are more annoying than ever. Fishlegs is ok.

[@shinyagumon7015]

The funny thing is that Jabbas son is so inconsequential that he NEVER comes up again. The rather reintroduce some obscure character from a tie in book than Rotha the Hutt!

[@highcouncil1302]

@Guto the same episode the guy who was played by George Lucas Revenge of the Sith had his daughter kidnapped

[@mandalorianhunter1]

@Guto it be interesting if they use him in the Boba Fett show.

[@mystmicro2551]

well thats because jabba ate him soon after he got him so he dosnt grow up and try and kill him and take his hutt empire

[@gregzotter6189]

And Ahsoka, who wasn't even in the original Clone Wars material (I read the books and watched the ENTIRE show), gets shoehorned into the plot for no other reason but "Yoda sent her instead of more troops"!

[@jonahj9519]

They bring him up once when some blue guy tries to connect with Jabba as a fellow father. Same episode that brings Greedo back and he inexplicably can speak English for some reason.

[@glowjoe09]

15:18 that’s is why we love her she sucks at the beginning of the show and she has character development during the show, thus good character

[@comiccinema8177]

Not exactly. I guarantee her being so unbearable to the audience was not what Filoni had in mind, considering there’s no good reason to make her unlikable. An arc about maturing and growing as a person is great, but there’s no reason to also make them annoying and completely obnoxious when they first show up. You need to make a good first impression with the character and make the audience want to watch her go through this arc when you first meet her, and I guarantee there are many who don’t want to watch more of her because she made such a bad first impression.

[@dawoifee]

@@comiccinema8177 The Alternative would have been every fan crying"maaaaary Sueeeeee". The way it was done she had at least a chance to be accepted by the viewers.

[@foolproofgaming4866]

A dead man just said animation was “poo doo”. Rest in peace, patrick. I will use “poo doo” in my graduation speech to honor you. This isn’t a joke btw, please don’t think i’m dissing patrick.

[@ackee39]

I was close to crying when i first saw the title, but then i remembered that the movie exists and breathed the biggest sigh of relief

[@solidhutyr1815]

Also it says "cinematic" in the title so.

[@conkreetgamer]

do you honestly cry over shit like this

[@mts9266]

@@conkreetgamer he probably exaggerated

[@arianna-bo9qs]

@@conkreetgamer it’s clearly a joke but alright

[@gerarquiaFM]

So what if it was the serie it is just the opinion of one KZbinr, don't let that influence your taste

[@theuniversalsyndicateofbou2840]

"That guy, he got died in the revenge of the sick movie" Shaffrillas 2021

[@arthurlam751]

Did you hear of the story of Darth Plague-us the dies?

[@TheLyosacks]

1:04 I remember that animation from YEARS ago. What was it called?

[@JoFu_2000]

the lazer collection

[@shad0wking14_4]

It’s the Lazer Collection five, it’s the thing with the thing and the guys at the side...

[@calzerkid2577]

It reminds me of some of the animations you make!

[@Lemonjuicen]

Rest in peace patrick we all miss you

[@ConqueredBread]

Dave decided to make ahsoka bad at first but made her turn into a better character based on the growth of story.

[@goldenzebra1]

Yeah

[@karldoesstuffYT]

the best character arcs are the ones where they start as horrible / inexperienced people

[@ilo3456]

@Q That was the inteded idea.

[@Mateocabrera2389]

For real though. It happened so naturally I didn’t even notice when I started liking Ahsoka just suddenly I realized hey she’s my favorite character now.

[@dr.robotnick1888]

I used to dislike Ahsoka at first but now I really like her, unlike someone who didn't have any training.....

[@AstroLoops69]

Would've been great when Ahsoka said the Hutt was burning up, Anakin felt him with his robo-hand and said "Ah he feels fine to me"

[@Alpha121198]

“Oh, right, robot hand… Still not used to that.”

[@inertiaking1]

I think it would be funny if Anakin just said that and left

[@larniieplayz6285]

@@Alpha121198 it’s been months

[@codeviper8665]

Every time I think of that scene, I remember that happening. What does he actually say?

[@drakesmith471]

Part of me would think he would have done it merely to say he felt it with something, albeit that something can't feel it more so to say exactly as you said. "Hot, cold, it's still a Hutt".

[@saulgoodmanKAZAKH]

When that ad started, I knew this dude is a comedic genius.

[@Galimeer5]

Lucas originally wanted other people to help with the Prequels but everyone he approached told him "Star Wars is yours, you should do it"

[@normaljim]

Schaffrilles: let's do an introspective of the clone wars seasons :D Bojack horseman: don't think you can get rid of me that easily

[@millo234]

Nice profile picture.

[@justrandomstuff6828]

These series hit the ground crashing and exploding, everyone survived and everything went well after that

[@webbowser8834]

"The series survives this" *ding

[@madmoblin]

Another happy landing

[@BonaparteBardithion]

That seems incredibly on-brand.

[@SharkyMcSnarkface]

A series that started by crashing and burning, ended with crashing and burning...

[@invisiblefan313]

@@SharkyMcSnarkface you're a good soldier rex

[@crvz9761]

Rest easy Patrick.

[@evingrindle1929]

I’m convinced that anyone who says Ahsoka is “cringy” or “annoying” hasn’t been a child or a teen. We were all once like that 😂😂

[@cement_eater]

In this movie, ahsoka is “cringy” and “annoying”, and so were we

[@asterlyons8564]

Being cringe is a normal part of growing up

[@ThaRookStar]

a more accurate way to phrase this would be "everyone has been as terrible and annoying a person as Ahsoka was at some point, likely when they were around her age"

[@shardsoftime0952]

Same with aotc Anakin

[@Mariopwnzu]

Read the title and thought "Bit late for an april fools joke but alright" because I completely forgot this movie even existed

[@Spongi_124]

I also did for like 2 seconds lmao

[@sawyer6264]

I never even knew this movie was a thing lol

[@cpt.arctourus7950]

I have never heard of it

[@ThenewTchannel]

There are simply no words that can describe how amazing the series is and how bizarre it is that it stemmed from this

[@CheeseOfMasters]

Filoni's and George's weird drive to make things too children friendly is to blame for that, even though kids don't watch Star Wars because of the weird poodoo jokes and that sort of thing. At least to my understanding.

[@familjenfurumark788]

I am 13 and a BIG star wars fan

[@maikeru7549]

@@CheeseOfMasters "Kids dont watch star wars" lool thats like saying kids dont like superheroes

[@glctcthnkr8059]

@@CheeseOfMasters kids don’t watch Star Wars? Are you stupid or something?

[@jcoolguy1548]

@@CheeseOfMasters dude I grew up on Star Wars so how can a kid not watch Star Wars?

[@SkySqui]

I love how y'all FINALLY addressed Ahsoka's totally pointless outfit!! That was one of the most irritating, but nitpicky, complaints I had with the Clone Wars show, her outfits rarely made sense for a CHILD who is a SOLDIER

[@catloof5722]

F in the chat for everyone who thought the title was about the whole series and not the movie

[@cole_man.exe_2002]

F

[@davidhong1934]

F

[@TidoTheThird]

F

[@leg0ipodtouch]

"The animation is still better than Rebels" As a fan of Star Wars: Rebels... Yeah you right

[@mandalorianhunter1]

Sad Rebels couldn't be better

[@PrimeTime_Pictures]

@@mandalorianhunter1 Yea, it’s a shame that it’ll always be in the Clone Wars’ shadow.

[@joemullarkey5719]

Am I the only one who likes the Rebels animation style? It’s not the best, sure, but I kinda enjoyed it overall.

[@ecksdee7018]

Rebels is just a love/hate relationship to me

[@mandalorianhunter1]

@@PrimeTime_Pictures i have to watch all of Season 3 and 4.

[@eclecticspaghetti]

“The Star Wars prequels failed to live up to their own story” is probably the best, most succinct description of the prequels I have ever heard.

[@malcolmjenkins3585]

Fax

[@scoutszewc8989]

As much as I love them they are flawed.

[@DrZuluGaming]

@Radical Larry As much as... I'm okay with them, they are flawed.

[@Ozzieapologist]

Thanks for this thread y’all. I love it

[@GeraltofRivia22]

Great ideas, awful execution.

[@cursedcombine7761]

Rest in peace Patrick you will be missed

[@Leonardo-dn4ig]

just a fun fact, annoying Ahsoka was intentional, Dave Filoni wanted good character development

[@portalgaming8057]

What is character development?

[@Leonardo-dn4ig]

@@portalgaming8057 development of character

[@portalgaming8057]

@@Leonardo-dn4ig No, describe what it means, and if you like it or not and why.

[@Leonardo-dn4ig]

there's not much to describe aside from what i said but i like it in ahsoka’s case since it made us love a character

[@portalgaming8057]

@@Leonardo-dn4ig Well, what is character development in general?

[@emmasworld4988]

OH ITS JUST THE MOVIE. I WAS GONNA START SOBBING

[@hermos3602]

So you think the movie is bad?

[@Golden_Flower_1]

@@hermos3602 yes

[@Dr._Heinz_Doofenshmirtz]

if it was the show I was about to just comment YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR MOUTH

[@emmasworld4988]

@@hermos3602 it’s fairly cringe, even if I loved it as a kid. The show is my favorite thing ever tho

[@calebcostrini]

They managed to turn *this* into one of the most popular Star Wars properties and yet Disney couldn't fix the sequel trilogy.

[@jeffreyquinde6707]

They haven’t made a fantastic series during that era yet

[@derekhofstetler3998]

@@jeffreyquinde6707 They tried. Its called Resistance.

[@jeffreyquinde6707]

@@derekhofstetler3998 it was aimed at children

[@janseanmarwyn4703]

@@jeffreyquinde6707 uhhh Mandalorian? Fallen Order? High Republic?

[@Golden_Flower_1]

@@jeffreyquinde6707 rebels?

[@steelkragonproductions1053]

All I will say is that I am sincerely relieved that you, sir, are not be talking about the animated show, because Star Wars the Clone Wars is a masterful work of art.

[@hakced]

Coro ta e Ah-ah Shetai of ta eekeekeek Oh hheneheh

[@ThaRookStar]

at least 40 percent of the show is actively horrible, but the good parts more than make up for it. think about the awful droid arc, or literally every episode that has Jar Jar in it. or that one in the 6th season where Jar Jar and Windu team up to fight Darth Maul's Mother. theres a lot of really bad content in The Clone Wars, but the arcs like malevolence and the final arc in season 7 make the show unforgettably amazing in the minds of most who have watched it.

[@giovanni9497]

9:56 Ziro: **revealed to be a twist villain** Schaff: **TRIGGERED**

[@Shockwave-uu8uu]

Ok so now the tier list looks like this

[@jackofdiamonds7303]

Read the title and thought “WHA- WHAT?!” and then I watched the video and figured out they were talking about the movie. Thank god

[@kousand9917]

yeah I was about to riot then I was calmed

[@user-xx6vy9ri8p]

Movie is ok.

[@plnkblue]

yknow in retrospect, it's kinda sad that the episodes meant to kick off this series were turned into a movie unnecessarily, and then the final episodes of the show that would have worked perfectly as a movie got turned into episodes.

[@matthewburns7989]

This I agree. That final 'arc' is basically a movie and it's slightly ruined by the fact it's been chopped unnecessarily into pieces. Why can't Disney Plus make that into a movie presentation?

[@mateoremedi4703]

The fact that clone wars isn't in cronological order tell me that they choose this arc to le the movie because someone choose it to be the most marketeable

[@taliyahofthenasaaj7570]

I edited it into a movie... if anybody's interested

[@ItsCosmoTewulf]

@@taliyahofthenasaaj7570 I am very interested

[@occam7382]

@@taliyahofthenasaaj7570, yeah, same here. Where can we see that?

[@luminitzalundh5020]

Me reading the title: It's treason then Me realizing he is talking about the movie: It is... acceptable

[@franklinstrause8765]

UPPER MACUNGIE, Pa. (CBS) -- Two men killed in a crash in Lehigh County are being mourned by fans of their KZbin channel, Schaffrilllas Productions, which has 1.5 million subscribers. The Lehigh County Coroner's Office said 25-year-old Christopher Schaffer and 22-year-old Patrick Phyrillas were killed in a crash Sunday afternoon. The crash happened at the intersection of Hamilton Boulevard and Folk Road when their car collided with a tractor-trailer in Upper Macungie Township, Lehigh County. According to the International Business Times, both were content creators for Schaffrillas Productions, their shared KZbin channel which is a combination of their last names. Family and fans are grieving the loss of the two young men who made it their life purpose to entertain others.

[@fredjones2170]

Anakin’s “I hate Hutts” scene is literally the Star Wars equivalent of “I think Coolsville sucks!”

[@Yougotcaged102]

Lmao true

[@koichidignitythief7429]

At least Anakin meant it in context

[@breezingby2611]

This is a very rare example of Scooby Doo 2 being better At least they played the moment for laughs as something intentionally stupid

[@TheBatman135]

@@breezingby2611 scooby doo 3?? what? there is no scooby doo 3

[@breezingby2611]

@@TheBatman135 2. It was very clearly just a typo

[@commanderkei9537]

Schafrillas was such a film connoisseur that even as a kid he was like “hmm yes this lightsaber action scene seems quite stiff hrrm yes”

[@Jayshiver]

I mean comparing it to the insanely fluid Darth Maul fight or Anakin vs. Obi Wan, it’s like night and day, even for children

[@yellobanana6456]

Remember kids, Clone wars is the best wars to ever happen in the star.

[@savagegamer474]

I actually really like the prequels. They have exactly what the other movies have. Great story, beautiful environments, fun characters and entertaining action.

[@plugshirt1762]

They do everything right but have atrocious dialogue and acting so it ends up seeming far worse than it is

[@kamikazesenpai21]

I only like the second half of aotc and rots.

[@savagegamer474]

@@plugshirt1762 that’s your opinion. I, unlike you, am able to forgive the bad acting because there are too many good moments to ignore.

[@plugshirt1762]

@@savagegamer474 that is literally what I said they’re good movies just with terrible acting and dialogue

[@SpideyWarsStudios]

@@savagegamer474 at a guess, u grew up watching them lol. They're genuinely not good. There are some things about them that are underrated, but the CGI aged terribly, the acting is atrocious, (except for Ewan McGregor and Ian Macdiarmid) and so is the dialogue, ESPECIALLY between Anakin and Padme. Clone wars is a masterpiece tho. It fixes all the characters. But are the movies good in and of themselves? No

[@gregjayonnaise8314]

The Clone Wars being inspired by the worst of a franchise is the equivalent of an abusive family raising a child who grows up to be a successful, healthy adult who pretends his horrible family doesn’t exist

[@noram8103]

The best*

[@fenrirsrage4609]

Not the best analogy considering that it took a long amount of history, retrospectiveness, memes, extended universe material to make the prequel era good and vindicated to some people. Hell clone wars obviously and constsntly references canon stuff in the films which makes pretending the movie exist analogy fall flat.

[@pharoahcaraboo9610]

shay really getting as much mileage as possible out of tamatoa's 10 minutes of screentime

[@subbot8077]

As it has been, so shall it be

[@frogmouth2]

If you wanna use Jaba right in the prequels, make a point about how he hindered tattooine’s economy, making child anakin’s life a lot worse. Clearly tattooine isn’t exactly a rich planet in the prequels and it could have added some sorta conflict between anakin and Jaba. Remember this is the guy who killed a whole tusken tribe over his mom and then later killed off the younglings, him holding resentment is right in line with him.

[@ehyu9168]

Rest in peace Patrick

[@manolgeorgiev9664]

Ahsoka: "There is so much more we can talk about out here, like the sand..." Anakin: *Urge to kill intencifies* Everyone else: "Oh no! You pushed the *sand* button! You should not have done that!"

[@Unremarkable6969]

Doesn't Ashoka know how coarse, rough, and irritating it is?

[@saberwaspgg]

Or how it gets everywhere?

[@JosepiThe13th]

Clearly, she's never been to Naboo. In Naboo, everything is soft and smooth.

[@pacificgrim4661]

Clone Wars Movie: We have to deliver a baby, we can do it Mandalorian: Well, I can do it *better*

[@user-xx6vy9ri8p]

Except Clone Wars has a plot and character development.

[@sircrabs5642]

@@user-xx6vy9ri8p No

[@ShockwaveFPSStudios]

Wasn't that the whole point of the ending of Revenge of the Sith

[@noddlefoodle5691]

@@user-xx6vy9ri8p that's a no

[@user-xx6vy9ri8p]

@@noddlefoodle5691 Mandalorian is very mediocre. It works just like TFA: brings back many old characters, gives them epic scenes and doen't care about it's own plot. The entire plot of two seasons: Bounty hunter found that his target is baby with the Force, decided to protect him from Imperials, tried to find the Jedi for him and Jedi came to him himself and solved Empire problem. All of that could easily be told in 3-4 episodes if the show had logic and everyone or at least some people knew Luke Skywalker, Jedi who saved the Galaxy 5 years ago, whos sister is leader of New republic and who is creating new Jedi order. We don't even know Mando's personality except he hated droids, but now he doesn't.

[@perkilatorxiii5179]

Honestly, I think the Malevolence arc + that one Rookies episode with the battle droids posing as clones + the battle of Christophsis would’ve made a _way_ better movie than rescuing Jabba’s son.

[@nicholasmagliano5145]

RIP Patrick. Hope you're enjoying Lego Star Wars in heaven 🙏

[@zeffer9366]

Me, thinking he's about to rip and tear through my favourite show: I HAATE YOU! Me, realising he's talking about the movie: Understandable

[@hermos3602]

No. It's not understandable. The film is good and I'm sick of people thinking it's bad.

[@Dyl3423]

Ok George Lucas’s burner account

[@gem9535]

@@hermos3602 It's objectively bad. If you like it, that's fine. But compare it to the bare minimum expectations for a cinema movie, it's trash. I like it too, but I acknowledge that it's just not good quality. I was shocked when I found out they displayed this in movie theaters, because it is objectively BAD.

[@anonymouslucario285]

You actually were going to hate him?

[@nopenopenopesomuchnope4137]

"The animation is still better than Rebels." Me, a Rebels Fan: "No no, he's got a point."

[@huzaifahahmed4303]

I don't really like the skinny lightsaber design.

[@nopenopenopesomuchnope4137]

@@huzaifahahmed4303 Same, man. It just looks stupid.

[@nicko1641]

@@huzaifahahmed4303 They were inspired by Ralph McQuarrie design. But keep bitching I guess

[@its_dey_mate]

@@nicko1641 Bitching? I mean yes they are the original design, so? There is a reason they were srcapped?!

[@fergsterrr..]

I never thought I would see the day where I find a rebels fan with a brain

[@sometechydude2324]

16:55 *THAT WAS HER MISTAKE* I’m sorry

[@madsceptictrooper6803]

Did the crew of this Clone Wars movie think that "they should have their own ugly baby in this movie after they enjoyed Shrek the Turd and thought the ogre babies were the best part of it" was a good idea? Also, oh my goodness that twist villain part in this video cracked me up.

[@haykatshemyan8874]

I wish season 7 entirely focused on Rex and Ahsoka saving Dexter Jettster’s kid

[@thepizzatime3502]

Well, whaddya know

[@ajthereptile]

Oh hell nah

[@haykatshemyan8874]

@@ajthereptile oh hell yea

[@vanillabryce2965]

And there we go

[@KingKayro87]

The child's name would be Lester Jettster

[@mattfernandes3658]

"Peaking in its later seasons rather than its earlier ones. How rare is that for a show?" Gee, It's not like you are doing a six part retrospective of a show that got better and more deep as it went along.

[@joaoassumpcao3347]

Though he said season 3 iirc was the last one he would call a 10 (which I would disagree but oh well)

[@Mateocabrera2389]

@@joaoassumpcao3347 where did he say that?

[@helenaperez4343]

@@Mateocabrera2389 near the end of his season 3 retrospective.

[@user-yb4um9lu6c]

This is a great Patrick video, gonna miss you

[@CallmeKoby22]

10:22 i hate huts