Why Teenagers Are God’s Revenge. Jeff Allen

[@jamesdakis9691]

"let's see how they like someone created in their own image who denies their existence".

[@morgandawn6413]

Preach!

[@IslandBarbie420]

Brilliant!!!

[@lifewitholga_]

😅😂🤣 amen

[@reikaratnam]

They can only deny that as long as they keep lying to themselves. How old is that dude to have a 16 year old? Why didnt he discipline his ill taught son at an earlier age? Get the mother to give them a reBOOT. NEVER BLAME OTHERS,

[@reikaratnam]

At least he admits to being a rotten father. Don’t think he needs to use the word “maybe” for that one.

[@toddvandell85]

"You RUINED my life!" "Whatever."😂😂😂😂 Priceless.

[@clxwncrxwn]

toddvandell85 ironically my mother DID ruin my life by being a neglectful mother. Really fucked me up good.

[@sylviac.6778]

@@clxwncrxwn whatever

[@tombarclay7108]

@@clxwncrxwn - Whatev...

[@unclewazza777]

@@clxwncrxwn Don't let that stop you from having a Good life. I forgave mine tho like you the damage was done it helped me move on. Found out 6 weeks after she had been buried that she had passed away and cut me out of the will. But as i had forgiven her and needed or wanted nothing from her it didn't affect me. As i found your real family are those that stick by you in time's of trouble and you would willing do the same for them. Life is not easy but we found out early the true nature of most women. But i have still meet some amazing one's. The choice is your's Victim or over come your past to move on to a better future.

[@massabielle2821]

@@clxwncrxwn : I hear what UR sayin’, and the pain is real, BUT………why let someone who affected you so deeply, continue to affect you? Why are you giving them permission to keep affecting your right to be happy and have a good life? What hold do they still have over you in which you still are allowing them/their memory, continue their own pain and anger to be heaped on you? Hopefully UR a getting some therapy from a good therapist, and if you want a REALLY super-good therapist, add God into the mix, and I guarantee these mommy demons won’t stand a chance against Him. Just sayin’.

[@rixpix2957]

The opening joke is pure gold!

[@adamsamuel8593]

It set the tone

[@BigOlBoy008]

For

[@BigOlBoy008]

Real

[@biliussteed2102]

Amen!

[@joleneangelicsingarrett5837]

When he said the devil got his driver's license and drove down to Georgia.... I died... I haven't laughed so hard since i watched his last video... That was one of my mom's favorite songs... She would hv loved this guy!!! I actually played that song at her showing... All of her favorites... I see it as it was her day... She deserved to jam out 1 last time... Xoxo

[@carianawaters6425]

Your mother sounds wonderful and that was so kind of you to do that for her. Godspeed.

[@joleneangelicsingarrett5837]

@Voltage 30 thank you so much!!! Xoxo

[@Kindi001]

so that joke was a refference about song tittle. ahahaha thanks man.

[@joleneangelicsingarrett5837]

@Kindi001 no problem homie!!! And it's about him playing a fiddle against someone... Great classic tune!!! Xoxo

[@pastel7699]

Jolene AngelicSin Garrett well my mom sent me this video link so if you think your laughing imagine how much I laughed when I saw this

[@Harloha]

Much respect for this man, anybody can get on stage and cus and swear to make people laugh, it takes a real man to be clean, and funny. Much love and aloha to you Jeff Allen.

[@jeaniebird999]

An even stronger and healthier person won't allow words to affect them. It's _your_ choice, after all, so why choose to allow _any_ word have _any_ power over you? They'll never be able to touch you. They can only affect you how _you_ choose. Besides, cursing is actually a sign of intelligence and honesty, so there's no good argument that cursing is bad, in any way.

[@Harloha]

@@jeaniebird999 you are correct, I absolutely agree with you. However that was not my point. I love comedy, my favorites are Bill Burr, Mitch Hedberg(rip), those are just a couple, and obviously Bill isn't a choir boy. If you took Bill Burrs act and removed all cuss words, it probably wouldn't be funny at all, if you took Jeff Allen's act and added a bunch of cuss words it also would probably not be as funny. I give all comedians credit for what they do, it is not easy. And me personally, can't get through one sentence without some kind of so called inappropriate word coming out of my mouth and me not even realizing I said something I shouldn't have. So I guess I worded my comment wrong, I definitely should not have put "anybody could" cause that is not true. I just have respect for Jeff being funny without the cursing.

[@jeaniebird999]

@@Harloha When you put it that way, I see I clearly misinterpreted your intended tone. 👊

[@davidrockey7190]

Right on you keeps it clean that is true talent.!!!! Oh boy deserves a Grammy🎉

[@72KingDavid]

Jeff Allen has been a favorite of mine for years. His material never gets old.

[@MikeBrown-ex9nh]

I had never heard of him before, but he has some great comedy.

[@salimalbitar]

But he does 😂

[@epdlp4506]

I've seen this about 5 times already. It never gets old

[@mattstamp5691]

As a father with two teenage boys, and a 9 year old boy, this is so true. I had tears rolling down my face from laughing so hard.

[@aprilmay1061]

When he said "why don't you move back home and me and mom will reraise you". THAT was classic.

[@davidrockey7190]

And one day they will do is it true talent keeps his comedy clean

[@MoonstoneRain]

Quite possibly the funniest guy on the planet. Every single one of his episodes has me laughing out loud while other comedians only exorcise a chuckle from me. Comedy tale weaver.

[@amandaseilhammer341]

My mom always said one day you will have kids and it will be payback. My brother now has 15 year old and I’m a nanny for a family with 2 teenagers. I lost track of how many “I’m sorry moms” and “I love you moms” I have said in the last 3 years.

[@homegrowncountry1540]

Had my son listen to this with me, I told him he better be prepared for when this happens. He said Whatever!! This hit home so well with us so glad you did this. We both agree you were on point with it.

[@skewedlines]

Comedy without curse words..... I love it!

[@davidrockey7190]

Absolutely I think that is where his true talent lies how many can do that he deserves a Grammy.

[@mumvictoria2757]

I think the sign of a great comedian is that you can listen to their jokes many times and still laugh. I'd heard a number of these jokes in this set before and they're still freaking hilarious. I especially appreciate comedy with how things are in the world today. God bless you all

[@davidrockey7190]

Yeah I've watched it many times and I laugh still every single time to talent and keeps his comedy clean

[@zacgrubble9824]

Imagine real funny and no vulgarity whatsoever! He’s as good as it gets!

[@stefstef4895]

Humor used to be made of witt, like this nan. Now, it's based on vulgarity, obscenity, paradox and human fluids. That's why l, like you, prefer the witty road

[@davidrockey7190]

Absolutely.!!!!

[@vh6307]

Jeff's perspectives are humorously priceless!!😅😆😅

[@darkknightwithanidea32]

OMG !!! JEFF ALLEN is totally the best comedian any one can relate to. He’s the God of laughter. I’ve never laughed so HARD.. Go Jeff.

[@embrymilo5316]

I’m a teenager, and I love and respect my parents. We rarely argue seriously and live each other profoundly. Not all teenagers are rebellious.

[@sharonanderson3851]

You are a treasure

[@Janto001]

Yeah you my frien are not the general populace! It’s the bottom 98% erz.

[@1lobster]

I am a teen, and this man is quite right, tho I'd say the devil seemed more like a bitter old man. but then, I am a teen.

[@treetrain]

you're proof they're not all bad hahaha I know I was lol All the best to ya'

[@MrEvans1]

Whatever

[@jebsmith323]

@@MrEvans1 hahahaha

[@maem7636]

#1 lobster , LoL 😁✌

[@FulfillingTorahMinistries]

You may be a teen, but you have enough of a sense of humor that you can laugh at yourself. Good on ya, from this 65 year old stale fart. BTW, I have 4 kids who know how to laugh at themselves. It was a necessity, since I am 'always on' with caustic 'wit'. They had to learn to laugh at themselves or commit suicide. I wouldn't kill them because they were such easy targets for the caustic 'wit', if you know what I mean.

[@mrnicomedes]

Took the ingrateful teenager bit to a new level with the "invite them back" bit ending with "whatever … what was your name again." Second clip I saw of Jeff's; he seems solid - taking tried and true bits to new and better places with sincerity and great facial expressions!

[@charlesfoster141]

Excellent set, very clean and enjoyable. True comedic talent! All of us retired folks have been there!

[@bethjenkins7010]

I’m in therapy from my crappy parents and this made me laugh so hard!!!

[@cynthiatonry2432]

Yes, you had crappy parents. And your parents had crappy parents, and so on. We are crappy parents and our kids will be crappy parents. We just hope that generation by generation, we get better. Parents are people, and people are flawed. Forgiveness is free.

[@joseallende8046]

Thanks KZbin for introducing me to this guy. Never seen him before. He's hilarious!

[@davidrockey7190]

Absolutely and he keeps his comedy clean you can show this to your kids but won't be appreciated till much later.

[@wingmanalive]

He's funny but spot on. Both my teenage kids have the same argument with me. "You don't know what you're talking about Dad" or "You don't know what it's like to be 16!". Yeah, because overnight I went from being 9 years old straight into being a single Father with a full time job and bills to pay. There's a delicate time when kids go from fearing and respecting you to thinking you're the old man without a clue in life, and it usually comes when they get arrogant friends. Yet later in life when their car breaks down or their washing machine starts to leak who do they call?

[@davidrockey7190]

Right on! Boss

[@yvonnenesan]

This old man is great and clean. Thanks for making me to laugh out so loud.

[@steverogers7180]

Not only did mr. Allen make me laugh really hard, he made me see both sides of this cataclysmic conflict ☺️

[@JennyG.COW5]

Love the line about letting parents create something that denies their own existence. Hilarious! 🤣😆

[@akidmyself4053]

Just got off working with a 17 year old. Has the work ethic and responsibility of an adult but the arrogance can still show. I tried making the shift more interesting by starting up a conversation. Did't work and this guy embodies how I felt perfectly.

[@billmoyer3254]

What would you expect? He's developmentally a child, you effing idiot!

[@theaskingman]

Kids love to mock. Just like this one.

[@stanfatou2002]

Hehe I'm 17.

[@tanyabattaglia93]

Our brains arent fully developed until the age of 25. Some younger people have more mature attitudes after they've been through some hard times though.

[@shmookins]

The devil was 16. That explains everything!

[@EugeneAxe]

Technically 666

[@sipo70]

That line about God paying us back is priceless and had me really LOLing. I wish I could have come up with that. Great job!

[@LLagi]

"You might as well give them reasons going in" 😂😂

[@aprilmay1061]

"Why don't you move back in and we'll raise you all over again". That was a good one.

[@walkonfire]

I haven’t laughed in the comedians joke in forever. Thanks guys! Y’all are fantastic

[@Yoditah]

Loves this guy, he's hilarious. Will watch the full version for sure.

[@andrewdolha4421]

This was much needed right now. So funny, so true.

[@rajpatil4179]

This is your best and drybarcomedy's best work by a large margin. And hey you are the best of them all.

[@jelenajones7478]

"you sure sound like a nice young man what was your name again?" 😂

[@rodouladoulos1548]

IAM LOVING THIS ABSOLUTELY CLEAN HUMOR.....WAY TO GO MR ALLEN!!!!!

[@alexandrareyes1322]

I love this guy... He's jokes are so good!!!

[@joshuabrowning1702]

I love dry bar comedy

[@citizenoftheworld4938]

the first joke is gold!! 👏

[@XEinstein]

OK, how come this guy doesn't have his own comedy TV show yet?

[@patriciahopey1384]

Can't relate. My son has never gone thru any terrible twos terrible threes teenager angst and now in his late twenties is still a joy in my life I kind of missed the anxiety of what you're talkin about it was rather humorous even though I couldn't relate three cheers from Canada

[@RameyRocks]

You have a one in a million kid, then! Wish I could say the same. All 3 of mine are grown (in age only) and drive me crazier now than when they were growing up.

[@Ericadbury]

Yes, there are many exceptions. It seems in your case the child received much love. There are children who behave because they're too abused and think very little of themselves. They cannot even think of saying or doing what they want, can't express. Another side of 'good behaviour as teens'

[@dragonjoy1313]

Best line EVER!

[@Pankaj-Verma-]

Speechless!

[@nicoleterlesky6317]

I usually prefer the darker comedian's myself. However I am so glad that I have something my entire family can watch and laugh about. I might also add this guy is cool AF!

[@cadillac1smith485]

Thank you so much for this! I really needed this. This is good soul medicine. I just recently had this experience with my college bound 18 year old.

[@saintmearl8518]

"why don'tchu move back home me and mama re-raise yah? -😂😂

[@helenwhite1748]

thanks for making me laugh first thing this morning great way to wake up may father god bless you

[@imawoke3178]

You CANNOT make a teenager understand that they DO NOT know more about life than you do!!!

[@unicornforlife2491]

It depends from person to person

[@JNoMooreNumbers]

But they think they do.

[@MikeBrown-ex9nh]

The older I got, the smarter my parents got.

[@johnnyroe8053]

the older I get the dumber my parents get, im 29

[@LSSYLondon]

@@johnnyroe8053 Same. Age 30 and I'm just now realising what idiots they were. I always thought my dad was the wisest man on the planet. Then I found his dirty mags. Apparently he hit 15 and just got more grey hair till 70. lol

[@Pathfinder-Doc]

I love his humor.

[@jessnich6855]

Jeff Allan, you make me laugh so much! Thank you!

[@rosebutler9586]

I was blessed with my kids. Never gave me trouble. Successful adults.

[@francescapowell1538]

I’ve just discovered this guy today & I absolutely love him!!

[@Milfuelle100]

Aw man I gave my mom hell when I was a teenager 😂 she used to say “I hope one day you have a daughter who treats you the way you treat me!” Me: “Whatever.” *eye roll*

[@sweettee6827]

Friggin hilarious! Son: "You ruined my life!" Dad: "Whatever 🙄." 😂😂😂😂

[@diedriegibbs6938]

That was actually funny without any kind of explicit. I shall share this with my parents 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mauia88]

*expletive

[@swarnginisoren2697]

"Your kids gonna lay in a couch and blame you everything"...so true.... children expect their parents to do everything...

[@jebsmith323]

My fifth daughter is 14. I'm getting her a notebook today. Great idea.

[@sadespain2339]

😂😂😆

[@Myfavquote]

One that's made up of LCD screen and a keyboard?

[@zahre_mar]

Fifth? Why even bother. Let the wind raise her, take a break.

[@genewilliams617]

The man is heeeeelarious!!!!

[@leavoda3791]

Hahahah, the devil drove down to Georgia, he was lookin for a soul to steal, he was in a bind cause he was way behind and was willing to make a deal..... kinda like when a teenager has no more clean clothes and is willing to negotiate the terms 😂😂😂😂😂

[@rosemaryamaro2301]

Lol

[@girlygirlwoman]

I really like these videos! Great comedian.

[@ritakisil1508]

Too funny...thank you Jeff

[@DredgeX97]

That opening, started coughing from laughter!

[@msm632]

“Whatever !” - hilarious!😂😂😂

[@juliaconnell]

my elderly mother unironically uses "whatever" on me still, I have always been the adult in our relationship

[@OlBlueshound]

My son 33 and daughter 36 now, talk about all the stuff I supposedly did that they blame me for now. They seem to forget that I WAS THERE TOO and remember all the stuff they did that drove me mad. And like I tell them, I was only ever a reaction to their actions, if they hadn't been so horrible neither would I have been lol. Jeff Allen is good oldschool funny hey.

[@angelam4795]

He left out the shoulder shrug, and of course the eye role with an Oh God!🤣 But he has it right, and love his take on parenting.

[@mrfordman9999]

That georgia joke got me man lol

[@LeighPogue]

I love this guy. Very funny.

[@torchyswinson7264]

Whatever.......the answer to everything! Lol. Love this guy!

[@ipsosmaati1971]

Grouchy ole man...you are perfect.

[@laurapickman9415]

I love this guy!!

[@texasgina]

Soooooo true! Love this guy

[@jondoe1916]

He’s been doing this bit for years and it’s still funny.

[@davidrockey7190]

I know every time I watch it it's the same old butt is absolutely perfection the guy deserves a Grammy 🎉

[@userused3199]

I absolutely laughed until I couldn't breathe with "let's see how they like someone created in their own image who denies their existence".

[@davidrockey7190]

True talent and keeps his comedy clean you can show it to your kids but they won't appreciate it until much later

[@patricemarie2960]

....... LOL! ..... "SO MANY REASONS .... GOING IN!"...... I LOVE IT!

[@530MAIDU]

Wow what WISDOM...why God created teenagers?? Thank you. You are soooooo Funnny!!! The WORD says, Laughter is as good as medicine...you filled my daily dosage. 👏🏽👍🔑😂🎤🤺✝️😇

[@leeroybrown6047]

Man just love this guy

[@NOBOX7]

Love this guy

[@valerierobinsonreadings8779]

Love it thanks for the good laugh!

[@davidllewis4075]

and grandchildren are the parents revenge

[@firesign4297]

🤗👏👏👏👍👍🤗

[@caru3257]

My wife is crazy about her granddaughter.

[@adventurecapitalist5001]

I praise GOD for bringing this truth and making it funny.

[@brycewilson1909]

this was an amazing set

[@aisharose1399]

“Blame you for everything” as a teenager I can confirm this statement

[@stanfatou2002]

HA same

[@kenhutch7727]

Holly crap I almost choked listening to this. Funny as hell.......

[@alexabezada3654]

He is awesome

[@princemorningstar6463]

"I've read the Bible cover to cover and it doesn't mention how old the devil was when he rejected God's authority. If I'm guessing an age I say it's 16.." I've never laughed so hard before!!!

[@matijaslat2100]

im dying on the first line 😂😂😂

[@olivierroubieu]

Brilliant

[@MultiLisa10]

"You sound like a nice young man, whats your name again"! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Effervescenz]

Oh this was so adorable!!

[@ScallopTip]

New favorite comedian

[@saintmearl8518]

I can't stop laughing after the first bar 🙉😂😂🤣🤣." ...own image"

[@louiswilkins7461]

Amen brother

[@46jazzz]

AWESOME !

[@shewolf871]

If you don’t get the Georgia reference you’re too young

[@scotdavies6175]

I'm not American I'm British I got the reference

[@whaterfoo]

@NoPain NoGain youtube charlie daniel band devil went down to georgia

[@kloeelder6058]

Its the best song ever

[@ruthparker1140]

Got it

[@shantolion1576]

I am israeli and know the devil went down to Georgia also i aint even that old but its a great song

[@oliviamareetarantola9779]

Just awesome funny Guy. All true too..😂😂😂

[@klannstyle]

Trolling kids by the elders, that's the best they can get ;-) Also, is the best thing they can remember from their loved ones.

[@waynegriffith7647]

My gut is killing me!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@juliestraw7064]

Oh man, hilarious!!! You're awesome!!!😄😂😂

[@deanabennett8461]

Love this!!!!!

[@doubleas2245]

My 16-year-old says “meh and whatever.” What does that mean? My almost 19-year-old is his polar opposite. God gave me the best and worst of me. Life lessons and a good reflection. I can just see my dad laughing and looking down from time to time. 😂❤