The Most Realistic Love Story You Will Ever Hear. Jeff Allen

[@terriwetz6077]

The king of Dry Bar Comedy Club! His brand of humor will never get old.

[@chosjokolate9014]

Aw the way he talks about his wife it does really sound like he still loves her a lot.

[@wendy833]

Omg, bless him for unplugging the magnifying light. And the comforter comment. Haha

[@MLJ7956]

Jeff Allen has always been funny...😆

[@beckyowens2586]

RE: Husband blindness. I've got an endocrine issue that makes me present like I have PCOS, which can cause abnormal facial hair. Basically I could be a bearded Lady if I wanted. I do not want, so I had laser hair removal like 5 or 6 years ago. Painful but very worth it. Anyway, I learned all these drag queen tips and tricks for hiding the 5 o'clock shadow. My husband used to be the only person who ever saw me without makeup and after he moved in with me (PA to IL, we met online) I would still hide it. Finally he convinced me to stop at least when I was at home, saying, "Baby, I can't see anything." And I called this thing Tom after Tom Selleck. How could he NOT see this dang thing? IDK if he was lying to make me feel better or if the Lord had truly cast blindness on this man's eyes when it came to me and Mr. Selleck. Whatever the answer really is, I thank God every night for my husband. My self esteem used to be crap, but he lifts me up and makes me feel good about myself like no one else can. This October we'll be married 15 years, together 16. He's the love of my life.

[@jerrysinclair3771]

Jeff, great stuff. I never get tired of your comedy. God bless you and all you do for HIM.

[@uppityglivestockian]

"This just fell off, do I need it?" 😂😂🤣🤣🎯🎯

[@thelonesomefisherman7425]

He's my favorite of the dry bar comics

[@macattack14778]

Really enjoy Dry Bar Comedy.

[@user-ll8be9vt4u]

Love Jeff Allen

[@terfalicious]

He's so good! 🤣🤣🤣

[@FromG2eminor]

He really is my favorite! ❤❤

[@donwilber1628]

We got to see Jeff in person a few months ago. What a great guy. Keep up the good work sir!

[@Patrick_Cooper]

I stayed in a cheap Seattle area hotel, with my three sons. In the room, I went to the window to look outside, noticed blood stains on the curtain, and just tried to keep the kids from noticing...

[@_pierrerosa]

He is the best of all the best!

[@bretfisher7286]

Really a funny guy! Great act.

[@susacorn9789]

I love this mans humour and performance so much❤ and the way he always talks about his wife warms my heart❤ thank you for making my day, good sir ❤❤❤ Now i just need to see the full show!

[@shazam6274]

Saw him a couple of years ago in AZ. Hilarious! Well worth it!

[@saltrock9642]

He’s a legend.

[@ectofreeze1661]

"This just fell off, do I need it?" Pretty much how I'm handling my body these days as well!

[@nutsandy7183]

Jeff Allen is so damn funny! Lovely seeing new stuff of his

[@ultimatacticalsurvival]

Jeff Allen has become one of my favourite comics. The dry bar is great as I am in the uk

[@therapytimewithjen]

He’s one of my favorites ❤😅…SO funny!!!!!!

[@maryksnyder1155]

Seen so many of his! LOVE him! Always curious what Tammy looks like!! 😂❤️

[@mutomboinprogress]

Clicked as soon as I saw Jeff Allen 😂😂😂

[@randylucas2458]

I have been patiently waiting for a new Jeff Allen

[@gojosgirl6487]

"17 conceptions and 12 murders!" In hotels, I choose to remain ignorant on that matter, haha. Better for my sanity

[@heavychevy4616]

love this guy!

[@NikkiGRocks4Ever]

I saw Jeff Allen on stage years ago. His act was centered on his teenage son. Made me glad I’m not a parent.😂😂😂

[@theslowride66]

This Guy is Awesome

[@NickvonZ]

Always very funny!

[@annavasquez1394]

37yr same spouse😂😂🇺🇸🍎⛳

[@CeeJay591]

Excellent set! :) I certainly can relate

[@scottg9236]

One of my favorites

[@oneunderall]

Tim Allen's older brother or something?

[@SeaJay_Oceans]

very funny ! Keep on Keepin' On ! :-)

[@coolersmoke]

Brilliant :)

[@MG-iy1oh]

2:37 you did pop the question the same way as a McDonald's one!

[@charleskadletc2431]

Come back to LAKE COUNTY ILLINOIS AGAIN.❤❤❤❤

[@Sldejo]

😂😂😂i ❤ Jeff

[@jimhrn8522]

No, no they don't do laundry 😂

[@cherjohnson5807]

😂😂

[@SeanMacLennan]

Hello, this just fell off... do I need it?

[@sociologica4247]

ironacly that is what many old people do in Spain because of free healthcare!!!! hehehehe they are always going for eeeeeverything!! doctors say most of the time they just seem to feel lonly or bored, but they attend them anyways. Is "free" so...

[@JoeMaxFpv]

Need more of him. This guy is hilarious. Some of the others in here. Meh. Not so much

[@anthonyhaythorn4256]

this just fell off do i need it? how is it possible to make that funny but thank God this man got off of drugs and somehow found a way to be funny with ordinary words.

[@joshquantrille8879]

Not a good idea lol

[@jessekoch3480]

This just fell off, do I need it?