Why Thanos Gave Deadpool Eternal Life

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Marvel has a ton of legendary love stories from both the page and the big screen. Peter Parker & Mary Jane, Steve Rogers & Peggy Carter and Tony Stark & Pepper are just a few of the pop culture romances that make fans believe in true love. None of those are the greatest love story in Marvel though. There’s one that transcends life, space and all reason. The doomed love between Deadpool and Death herself. There’s only one thing standing in between these two bizarre Marvel characters from having their happily ever after, Thanos himself.
If you were just familiar with Thanos from the MCU, you might not be aware that he’s OBSESSED with death. By obsessed I don’t mean the idea that he could save the universe if he took out half of all life. I mean that he’s literally obsessed with the woman who is the embodiment of Death itself. Thanos has spent most of his time in Marvel comics dedicated to proving to Death that he’s worthy of her affection. Despite all the chaos, godly powers and superhero fights Thanos has gotten into for her, she has no interest.
Deadpool, on the other hand, has managed to charm Death in a way the Mad Titan never could. The two would be a perfect match if Thanos hadn’t doomed the couple by giving Deadpool eternal life.
So let’s dive right into the story of how Thanos gave Deadpool eternal life to keep him from Death!
Chapters:
00:00 Intro
00:23 Thanos And Death
03:17 Deadpool And Death
06:03 Thanos Vs. Deadpool
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[@cbr]

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[@defaultname143]

Dead pool because he can’t die

[@Glooopy]

Deadpool

[@djecaummeta2022]

Deadpool, he can't die, he can fight for the rest of his life (i think), and he can kill thanos (in about 50 years)

[@Glooopy]

@@djecaummeta2022 I was thinking the same thing but maybe deadpool could die of old age?

[@jaywest5255]

@@Glooopy he is older than Logan

[@themicrowavedpancake338]

Thanos in the movies: trying to stop overpopulation and balance the universe Thanos in comics: being a simp and arrested by NYPD

[@rehanmasud6989]

Doggo police join the chat

[@Ivan.A.Trulyuski]

Trying to stop over population is the ultimate simp.

[@catm590]

Lmaooo is it messed up I really wanted SIMP thanos & mistress 💀 to be in Infinity war & Endgame and was severely disappointed they gave us a big sad daddy instead?

[@adetomiwamichael3769]

@@Ivan.A.Trulyuski halfwit

[@Ivan.A.Trulyuski]

@@adetomiwamichael3769 advance technology to support life not massacre people. Psycho..

[@bwebmasta1]

So...basically Thanos was forever in the friendzone, and Deadpool was Deaths affection and could smash whenever he felt like it. 🤔😂

[@kwz9930]

lmao

[@Kravxles]

So hes a simp?

[@kevoelevo88]

MF’ING PIMP BRO

[@3elwa370]

Well my phone on 5 percent and i wad thinking wether to watch dis vid or not, but i will cus of this interesting comment

[@thenoons6634]

Wha

[@themanthemyththelegend9498]

Thanos: I am inevitable *******SNAPS***** Deadpool:Oh my cable just got cut off.

[@GamerkillahBlaze]

This is a very Underrated comment

[@rubenlikethat8317]

i just know this joke flew over so many ppls heads

[@themanthemyththelegend9498]

It's my time seeing so much likes. Thanks guys.

[@themanthemyththelegend9498]

@@gerdage1971 Well it's inevitable to get high.😁

[@rencecs6720]

Why tf is this something he would say if Thanos actually snapped Now I just picture him in his living room watching tv when suddenly all the channels turn black

[@MrKago1]

"Why does Death love Wade over Thanos. Thanos has deep rooted psychological issues." Deadpool: "You didn't think that statement through did you."

[@naterbaternaterbater]

You can have psychological issues and not be a frickin creep like Thanos. Creepiness is a universal language 🤷‍♂️

[@lucasriches8444]

Being a vampire has certain limitations, But it can also be a ton of fun. Your extra strengths and abilities can make you successful in almost every endeavor you participate in life and before you know it the money and acquaintances will come streaming in. You can build wealth and gain prestige and notoriety and attempt things you may never have even considered as a human. you will have more time to do a lot, Beef up your education and learn all you ever wanted. Travel the world to see things most people only ever see on TV. This is going to be especially fun if you turn into a vampire. Clan vampires will show you the wonders of the world. Learn new languages, Travel, Go skydiving or scuba dive with sharks, You no longer need to scared of nature or wildlife you will become the worlds strongest predator. Have fun with it and your life as a vampire can be more fulfilling than you ever dreamed of. Experience these and get excited. There’s a big world out there with lots to see and do and as a vampire once you have received the vampire Blood and Ring. Powers, Skills, Abilities, Mights you shall poses. The only way to have all these come through is contacting the hindu lord on the below e-mail: [e-mail] [phone]).

[@wesleygetsinger1859]

@@lucasriches8444 nah were wolves slaughter vamps I'm with were wolves

[@alispeed5095]

Thought the same thing..

[@chrisafton8434]

I'm your 169th like on this comment lol

[@MEETMagazine]

The dead need love too.

[@rman.imxad_]

First ;)

[@purritobitesgaming6634]

lol

[@Jadenette11111]

Yahh

[@Evorexwolf]

@@gusking8499 man you're an idoit. You know that is a crime right? And very stalkery (even if you're dating her)

[@LONEWOLF-rq5tl]

@@Evorexwolf Nobody cares anymore!!!

[@eivind-falk]

Deadpool being around to annoy Wolverine for all eternity was a bonus.

[@delanovanraalte3186]

If wolverine didnt fought so much he would be able to live or if those custom genes wherent in him he still would be alive deadpool's regeneration is weaker but he has only 1 gene instead of 2 different genes and thats how he keeps himself alive cause he get those regenaration genes back instead that they are replace by custom genes

[@classicnestetris3268]

@@delanovanraalte3186 wolverine is teased to be in Deadpool 3

[@tutrialtv]

Death liking Deadpool is classic heart wanting what it can't have. Deadpool was the first immortal that could still die she met.

[@georgefelton3291]

I appreciate that the Ryan Reynolds Deadpool films have kinda been setting this up too - Vanessa appears to Wade in near-death moments & dreams, and could easily be a skin that death herself wears to seduce Wade. Nice theory!

[@conna600]

So basically your sayin u would smash that too

[@talibxndtxnax6890]

@@conna600 100%

[@tanjikujo9347]

Basically a school bully and the class clown fighting over the popular girl

[@yangfire7349]

The class clown win because thanos is bully

[@beansthe3rd27]

The emo girl that everyone obsessed with*

[@belalabusultan5911]

@@beansthe3rd27 she's more goth actually ...

[@beansthe3rd27]

@@belalabusultan5911 maybe🤷🏼‍♂️ pretty similar tho so it doesn’t rlly matter

[@belalabusultan5911]

@@beansthe3rd27 it matters for people into any dark scene, even metlaheads and punks would care :(

[@princejosei7707]

What if Vanessa's ghost is actually Death disguising herself cos she is intrigued by how Wade has escaped her so many times🤯

[@princejosei7707]

I had to; Death is a Copycat of Vanessa. Get it🤔

[@alejandrodecesare5929]

Makes totally sense...a girl to die for

[@disturbing_the_peace5739]

Dude I was thinking that as a young lad watching DP2

[@avatar1867]

10/10 Morena Baccarin is lady death.

[@okramoffacebook1381]

Death with vanessa sense of humor

[@number5269]

God of thunder: gets electrocuted Goddess of death: dies God of mischief: gets tricked Me: WHAT!?!

[@j_respect5948]

@@atharvshivankar3496 your joke sucks I don't understand anything

[@kilz5752]

jesus bro ive seen this exact comment like 4 times already get some more material lame ass lol

[@travontichard7019]

@@atharvshivankar3496 how was u not trying to joke but you said "you: dumb who will crtitsize me for not UNDERSTANDING THE JOKE"

[@silverlox2858]

@@travontichard7019 ur stupid

[@vanshitshivani4176]

@@atharvshivankar3496 His nerves were not paralysed, thor was hit by the obedience disc......

[@hugh_jasso]

I was hoping they would have worked this connection into the Deadpool movies that allowed Deadpool to show up in Endgame.

[@ismaelmeza3220]

If anyone reads more about the comics, Thanos has all but one infinity stone. Yes there is a seventh stone, the one that Deadpool has: The Continuity Stone

[@calaguanmellvincentbael6952]

where can i read the comics? is there any online books?

[@dogsdreamtoo8427]

@@calaguanmellvincentbael6952 just look up free official comics

[@ChristianProtossDragoon]

@Brandon DaMantis 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ajafk1857]

if only we could see the thanos lady death and deadpool love triangle in the mcu

[@Perixen]

Imagine thanos being in a jazz band *snaps* *snaps* *snaps*

[@glennfrith2804]

I love it thanks for the explanation I've been wondering about this subject inparticular

[@TIGER-xk4gk]

That's something we'll never see in the MCU

[@theextortedvortex2627]

Yeah your right, it will never be seen in gothams prison

[@austin7574]

Yeah because marvel doesn’t own right to deadpool

[@katimariYo]

@@austin7574 yes they do lol

[@lak7024]

It already is

[@llks9447]

I want to tho........

[@xtremedestroye3044]

In the movies hes potrayed as a surprisingly emotional step dad -CBR 2021

[@ashequeawal]

One thing is clear, your presentation is more enthusiastic than others.

[@brotherayoade2]

Mahn. .....I am blown away ......never knew Thanos has so much history .....darn .....you even spoke about his grade school days 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@retardednotoriousmf7902]

"Heck his ego might be bigger than ego himself!" Wot!🤣😆

[@axelgpratama1707]

when Deadpool have a chance to meet Death he was on a near-death kinda situation I mean literally death, but Thanos didn't have that kinda super healing factor like Deadpool right? so can Deadpool find out how Thanos keep meeting Death without dead??

[@dirxgaming952]

I can imagine Deadpool doing antics just to annoy the living hell out of Thanos after immortality

[@lucasriches8444]

Being a vampire has certain limitations, But it can also be a ton of fun. Your extra strengths and abilities can make you successful in almost every endeavor you participate in life and before you know it the money and acquaintances will come streaming in. You can build wealth and gain prestige and notoriety and attempt things you may never have even considered as a human. you will have more time to do a lot, Beef up your education and learn all you ever wanted. Travel the world to see things most people only ever see on TV. This is going to be especially fun if you turn into a vampire. Clan vampires will show you the wonders of the world. Learn new languages, Travel, Go skydiving or scuba dive with sharks, You no longer need to scared of nature or wildlife you will become the worlds strongest predator. Have fun with it and your life as a vampire can be more fulfilling than you ever dreamed of. Experience these and get excited. There’s a big world out there with lots to see and do and as a vampire once you have received the vampire Blood and Ring. Powers, Skills, Abilities, Mights you shall poses. The only way to have all these come through is contacting the hindu lord on the below e-mail: [e-mail] [phone])

[@chillpill2016]

Next video: why Harry Potter won against spongebob in the avengers war against Godzilla and the walking dead zombies.

[@FreddieBlaze]

Awesome story telling abilities you have, I salute you dude!🙌

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[@leftnut1055]

I read that in Yoda voice for some reason🤣

[@avataryangchenbl9706]

Like ran dix said CBR u mentioned this a bazillion times but I’m still glad you gave it its own video and went into detail

[@kevinmorgan2818]

I would say that Deadpool's lust for Death is really a self projection of his desire to kill himself, but Thanos won't let him die for some reason. Deadpools love for Death could also mean he loves himself, alive, and does not truly want to die. He is just lost and lonely. Imagine falling in love only to know you will out live each lover. I would imagine the heart would turn a bit cold and the value of life would dwindle, as would the ability to let anyone get close to him and so he self sabotages whether consciously or sub consciously. Perhaps he only seeks death and toys with death because he knows he cannot die, suggesting he doesn't truly want to die, but rather he just wants to know what's on the other side of life. Is there heaven, hell and god there waiting? Something else or will he cease to exist. When you have been around long enough to learn everything known, the only unknown left is the afterlife. Imaging being the one who knows everything yet when it comes to the afterlife, everyone can/will get to meet/touch/kiss death except for Deadpool. Maybe death is not even real, only a figment of his dreams. Maybe death is actually someone he loved who he lost, or the one that got away/stole his heart, or maybe he's just feeling sorry for himself. What is clear is that Deadpool represents eternal life and death represents eternal death. They are polar opposites. Perhaps the longing is really for a union or intimacy with someone like him, death, someone who's darkness/mind is as dark/filthy as his own. The mating of polar opposites can be so intense and of such chemistry the polar opposites combine to be a neutral state of the positive and negative forces. The contentess together means a change of environment, meaning Deadpool and death, like any couple genuinely and contently in love, the 'him and her' identities are replaced with 'we', which is rejected by both, despite both wanting to be together, which could be perceived as one of them or neither of them is/are ready to give up their identity/s, therefore denying themselves what they both long for, eachother. Many people deny themselves the experience of such an intimacy because they feel the chemistry would be so strong that if they were to touch, kiss or mate they may never want the experience to end, which is a reflection of the fear of commitment and settling down for a serious relationship. Particles can bounce around all they like but the real attraction is to the polar opposite that satisfies the reconciliation of energy. Love hurts and people typically don't like to be hurt or hurt others. Just like covid, Sometimes people hide behind masks to cover their faces, but a keen eye can see through the veil of a mask, and even a helmet, just as can a smart device be used to visualise a 3d rendering of things and even an augmented reality complete with interconnectivity, essentially capable of being able to see everything in the past, real time of the present and predict the future. such as my typing of this comment. Even if I wrote my comment on paper the all seeing eye can see what is being written down, which is another reality people tend to prefer to live in denial of being real also...

[@miggyvigil1631]

It aint that deep godamm

[@chrismaxwell599]

free essay

[@Kenny-jf7xc]

Gonna save this for future English essays

[@gabriel14653]

Gyatt

[@ramonacevedo9622]

Agreed.

[@JD-go2qj]

That last comment towards Thanos was perfect!!

[@Certified_Light_Skin]

I can tell you here, thanos loves death but then she met Deadpool and they fall in love so thanos cures Deadpool with immortality.

[@bruceschroeder9219]

You can but it's not as cool as video bond jokes and all. Ps. Just subbed gotta check your weird sheet out later. #goodaway pss hit 👎as a joke don't take it personally. 💜

[@shonkindle4771]

@@bruceschroeder9219 with is this mood swings paragraph

[@thesandman78]

@@shonkindle4771 Yes I too am confused

[@anthem2865]

Why he himself didn't became immortal? @kingchris

[@TheBaBaTV]

@Warren Weeder what do you mean... it’s in the comics, plus how would dead pool just be born to not die.. he basically sold his soul.

[@wentzel9869]

"Makes James Bond look like a nun" .. shit that killed me 😂😂😂

[@mcetv2006]

Yea that shit iz tough

[@lucasriches8444]

Being a vampire has certain limitations, But it can also be a ton of fun. Your extra strengths and abilities can make you successful in almost every endeavor you participate in life and before you know it the money and acquaintances will come streaming in. You can build wealth and gain prestige and notoriety and attempt things you may never have even considered as a human. you will have more time to do alot, Beef up your education and learn all you ever wanted. Travel the world to see things most people only ever see on TV. This is going to be especially fun if you turn into a vampire. Clan vampires will show you the wonders of the world. Learn new languages, Travel, Go skydiving or scuba dive with sharks, You no longer need to scared of nature or wildlife you will become the worlds strongest predator. Have fun with it and your life as a vampire can be more fulfilling than you ever dreamed of. Experience these and get excited. There’s a big world out there with lots to see and do and as a vampire once you have received the vampire Blood and Ring. Powers, Skills, Abilities, Mights you shall poses. The only way to have all these come through is contacting the hindu lord on the below e-mail: [e-mail] [phone])

[@beansrice8764]

Well done 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@andrewheagwood5950]

When you can't die, the danger immediately shifts from avoiding death to avoiding getting stuck in a situation that only death would ever liberate you from. Also, gotta emotionally prepare yourself because you're going to have to get used to everyone else dying and avoiding falling into that emotional pit.

[@Alessandro_Shorts]

Bruh

[@jaybot1988]

Kinda felt like it was a Easter egg in the 2nd Deadpool movie when he couldn’t die but kept getting close if they wrote his lady in as death that could be a nice spin

[@RhazOfRheos]

Its not an Easter egg. Its on purpose. Vennesa was meant to be Death in the second movie. In comics cannon, thats one of the main characteristic of Deadpool, Wanting to die to be with Death. The show is trying as hard as they can to be comic book accurate but they cant just put Death out of nowhere.

[@hunchojack2614]

You love this narrative

[@russtecauto]

Haaa...this was pretty good. Thanks!!

[@RanDix]

CBR: Why Thanos gave Deadpool eternal life Me who has heard it like hundreds of times and don’t even read comics:...

[@user-ht6ql1rn3w]

Lmao yes

[@saizo7569]

Same I’m pretty sure he has talked about this before

[@mr.bigglesworth2952]

Mcu and youtube does that for fake fans..

[@Generalindifference]

@@mr.bigglesworth2952 lol what's a fake fan

[@KahlessTheUnforgettable]

@@mr.bigglesworth2952 Fake fans of corporate Disney’s most mainstream intellectual property? Say it ain’t so!

[@ngeesiew2794]

real fans know that CBR had did this a million times

[@huh7449]

Yes only real fans

[@imasr]

@@huh7449 only fans know 😉 Pun intended

[@hearditb4]

@@imasr Only real only fans know

[@saizo7569]

Ye he has talked about this before

[@jaylenjayden9305]

Exactly

[@blaze8529]

"He dated so much, that he practically made james bond look like a nun" I lost it xD Edit: I never gotten 330+ likes under a comment until now, thank you all for the attention :)

[@yaqubfreeland1414]

I don’t get it 😂😂

[@skitless4537]

@@yaqubfreeland1414 bruh

[@swisserty]

no

[@blaze8529]

@@yaqubfreeland1414 James Bond basically was this playboy type of guy with lots of women wanting to get in bed with him, and to be his girlfriend, there is a bielieve 40+ movies of james bond, in each he had another partner/girlfriend. The joke is, that deadpool had so much women, that in comparison to him, James Bond looked like a virgin who never had any attention of even one girl. Or that while james bond had 40 something lovers, deadpool well, every single woman all over the world wanted to be deadpool"s "bedmate". That's the best of how i can explain the joke.

[@user-zx2et9lf8y]

@@blaze8529 thanks Bart

[@crocthem3944]

wow. I'm am subscribing immediately.

[@SpammytheHedgehog]

Imagine Death existing within the MCU.

[@daili12]

It would be the same

[@cjwrench07]

Death probably does, but it’s likely going to only be in post-credit stingers for the next decade, like The Watchers and Thanos before them.

[@ralliedcookies4403]

or eternity

[@MrBurgerphone1014]

@@ralliedcookies4403 We know Eternity exists, Quill witnessed it.

[@kidflash5949]

And Celestials exist too

[@fardmaster4049]

How the hell did you stretch this into eight minutes

[@Izybee]

When he said "Infinity gems" I hurt.

[@mugetsu8580]

Comic Thanos seems like a genuinely nice guy

[@alexandreebrahemian4122]

Didn't he kill his whole family and his son he was close

[@MasterOogway10]

Answer:Because he didn't want him to get with lady death.

[@PistolSovereign]

When he snapped, he let deadpool live

[@SpammytheHedgehog]

Thanos wiped away half of life to impress Death. Only for Deadpool to flirt with and steal her heart.

[@certifiedclassicgaming]

The irony I tell you

[@yvngnfamous9016]

Dead pool is uglier than Thanos, hey I guess the dude is just a player

[@frankmackquinn2973]

Like Drake flirting with Nickki...only to have Meek get that HOT POCKET!!!!

[@davidragan9233]

8:05 TWICE and was two of her Pallbearers :D They so should have had a Deadpool/Thanos Moment in Endgame (Since he was definitely not snapped?) Both them saying at once "YOU! She's MINE!"

[@RodneyDaut]

That was fun to watch. :)

[@mhauser9457]

It was almost like it was.... inevitable!

[@zakariamohamed1968]

Love your vids

[@armingill9767]

I alrdy knew but I’ll watch anyway :)

[@christopheririzarry4812]

Travis G did such a great job!

[@clmba72]

What if Nik fury didn't press the button that made captain marvel come to Earth

[@randombozo2762]

Good Qustion

[@RedJokerPlaysYT]

Thanos would have won indefinitely

[@PsiIIyCybin]

When Dr Strange said there's literally only 1 in 14,000,000 million chance of beating him. So seeing that they won that 1, it would seem that they would lose

[@lectryack5056]

@@PsiIIyCybin but also if fucking peter didnt slap thanks they could of won ngl

[@orcaslothgaming7809]

Then we all would have been fucked

[@stephenchanda7580]

Wow! You guys made it so much more romantic than I thought it was. From that thought, it really makes you look like a really romantic guy

[@scottkaiser6912]

thanos just really needs to appreciate cuteness. that's all and marky, thou must sober mind the world thee must clean

[@twodragons27]

I don't think Thanos is cruel, just inevitable.

[@plotagonroy7997]

That would actually make a good Deadpool movie. Him and Thanos fighting over Death. Even when Thanos wiped out most of the people he did it for his love of Death, and Deadpool comes into the picture and takes Death away from Thanos. Thanos being jealous gives Deadpool immortality so he can't be with Death. Well I think the Avengers movie solved the problem with Death and Thanos, or have they.

[@akirasexoticanimals9723]

Side story ... could work

[@takusamsara3375]

@@akirasexoticanimals9723 i mean we dont exactly know what thanos do except farming on those 5 year gap after first snap , there always a story can be place on that gap

[@akirasexoticanimals9723]

@@takusamsara3375 yea that could work or pre Infinity war

[@lordvenjix3757]

We won't see the love triangle between Deadpool, Lady Death and Thanos in the MCU

[@TerminatorKills2]

Why? Jk

[@LONEWOLF-rq5tl]

@games guitars and gore I'm pretty positive that NOBODY actually wants to see howard the duck. Nah,we good.

[@rossjones4710]

The real reason is Marvel got tired of putting Deadpool in situations where his regenerative powers are beyond saving him.

[@GeneralZatGuy]

Never realized how close ebony maws face looks to kylo rens helmet LOL

[@Nickxmw]

The man who made this thumbnail Congratulations🎉

[@richbittner2238]

The fight between Thanos and D.P. wld last until one of them Taps Out or both shake hands 🤝 and "Run a 🚂" on Ms. Death 💀

[@samcollins6804]

Who said it be on her...

[@eliaseligos6285]

Def not true. Dp would own thanos.

[@smokeyjo7420]

from what you've described it sounds like Deadpool is just far closer to death in multiple ways. Deadpool does what he does a thread away from death at all times. Thanos usually looks as if he's the most alive and furthest from death. his journey to death is incredibly difficult for anyone looking to bring him to that state. Thanos isn't afraid of death, but he also doesn't ever let that chance happen. Seems to me like deadpool is about as close to and comfortable with death an intelligent being can be

[@justforfun7855]

Infinity Stones look like M&Ms in the comics lol

[@bearschmidt3180]

I just dropped a thanos , off at the deadpool.

[@Wes_Reigns]

this video is so underated

[@Wes_Reigns]

Omg i got a like fron cbr omggggg

[@Wes_Reigns]

Can u also pls comment

[@morbidsoul1694]

Intro: says it all Me: thank you...

[@milk-yb9sx]

“class clowns lose in everything, but win when it counts” - my mom when i was in high school

[@cdacrisdoesart7109]

If you see this early god bless you

[@mrmilhouse3010]

Thanks

[@quatrodavis7764]

But I didn’t sneeze lol! But thanks

[@crescent530]

Hi

[@Dr_Bucket]

Thanks

[@hmm647]

:)

[@EgyptianChiefKeef]

it is because Deadpool wanted to marry death and Thanos got jealous so cursed him with life forever. That's how mad Thanos was

[@lucasriches8444]

Being a vampire has certain limitations, But it can also be a ton of fun. Your extra strengths and abilities can make you successful in almost every endeavor you participate in life and before you know it the money and acquaintances will come streaming in. You can build wealth and gain prestige and notoriety and attempt things you may never have even considered as a human. you will have more time to do alot, Beef up your education and learn all you ever wanted. Travel the world to see things most people only ever see on TV. This is going to be especially fun if you turn into a vampire. Clan vampires will show you the wonders of the world. Learn new languages, Travel, Go skydiving or scuba dive with sharks, You no longer need to scared of nature or wildlife you will become the worlds strongest predator. Have fun with it and your life as a vampire can be more fulfilling than you ever dreamed of. Experience these and get excited. There’s a big world out there with lots to see and do and as a vampire once you have received the vampire Blood and Ring. Powers, Skills, Abilities, Mights you shall poses. The only way to have all these come through is contacting the hindu lord on the below e-mail: [e-mail] [phone]).

[@stephengasparini3804]

No more let life divide what death can join together ~ Shelley

[@shadowlord1319]

Could’ve just said simpage than left it at that 😂😂😭🤣🤣

[@SYM-BIONIC]

I don't need to watch this video to know that it was because he didn't want him to be with Lady Death. I'm a comic geek and proud of it.

[@Mr_Pat69420]

good video

[@cbr]

thanks!

[@herbchilice3452]

What ever happen to the "Spinx"? He was friends with the "Man called Nova!"

[@romzeezthegreat8585]

His biggest flex to date is the Heart of the Universe. Infinity stones look like rock candy to that thing

[@trexadvent4726]

What would happen if we saw an alternate version of Thanos falling for Lady Death in the MCU?

[@Marcustheseer]

funny enuf in the mcu thanos got his wish he was killed and got with death.

[@natashadixon8470]

had to read this twice because to me, death and lady death are two entirely different characters.

[@MrKago1]

@@Marcustheseer Thanos was ashed. The writers have stated that the Soul Stone cannot bring the dead back to life. to get around this with the half of the universe needing to be brought back they said that being ashed is not dying. its being unmade. not dead, but ceasing to exist in any form at all.

[@MrKago1]

@@natashadixon8470 yeah, got me too. I think most comic fans thing Death the Endless when it comes to the avatar of Death. Lady Death is more a Thanos type character than that.

[@devinzethherrera1928]

When you realize that thanos was the biggest simp🤣🤣

[@pokegowalking2792]

I saw this video thumbnail and... I'm questioned

[@ap3x235]

This was posted on my birthday

[@philipburley6461]

It’s the forbidden fruit theory. Death wants what she can never have.🤷🏻‍♂️

[@williamwhitley6066]

Think it's a "you want what you can't have." Thanos wants death so death doesn't want him, and deadpool can't have death so death wants him.

[@bosspranks8349]

I told my girl I'll give her a post credit scene at the end of our date🤣🤣🤣

[@jaxxzgamer5142]

When you put it like this I feel bad for him

[@uncannydeathbirdmusic]

Wanda vision is amazing 😻

[@toryandre7180]

Yes a holloween show please

[@watix11]

"Yet he still broke the laws of time itself to give her..." nah the creators did that xD

[@Nexus_Edits_]

Thanos made Galactus: Not even in the MCU Yet. Thanos gave Deadpool immortality: Different universe's (i certain) unless CBR is Marvel Producer.

[@aliens4143]

It's kind of respectable how you say the basic reason in the intro, you don't play dumb games with the viewers this way, but let them watch out of honest interest (if one is into that stuff).

[@toxdz_quack8466]

Death saying "that's what she said" joke is something I have never considered funny until now

[@shable1436]

As more and more creative writers join the mcu thin the tangling plots get more and more insane

[@MrHarleyBear20]

Cool to see now! Great idea now! So true now! Keep up,the good work now! Be well now!

[@lucasriches8444]

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[@MrHarleyBear20]

Cool to actually agre3 with you now ! Be well now!

[@BeastModeSteez]

Duh he cursed him so he couldn’t get with his Boo “ Lady Death “ 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@mou_editz2675]

Imagine all the sarcasm and puns Deadpool would've made bout Thanos if they had met in Avengers. *That is one big moving eggplant*

[@lucasriches8444]

Being a vampire has certain limitations, But it can also be a ton of fun. Your extra strengths and abilities can make you successful in almost every endeavor you participate in life and before you know it the money and acquaintances will come streaming in. You can build wealth and gain prestige and notoriety and attempt things you may never have even considered as a human. you will have more time to do alot, Beef up your education and learn all you ever wanted. Travel the world to see things most people only ever see on TV. This is going to be especially fun if you turn into a vampire. Clan vampires will show you the wonders of the world. Learn new languages, Travel, Go skydiving or scuba dive with sharks, You no longer need to scared of nature or wildlife you will become the worlds strongest predator. Have fun with it and your life as a vampire can be more fulfilling than you ever dreamed of. Experience these and get excited. There’s a big world out there with lots to see and do and as a vampire once you have received the vampire Blood and Ring. Powers, Skills, Abilities, Mights you shall poses. The only way to have all these come through is contacting the hindu lord on the below e-mail: [e-mail] [phone]).

[@mou_editz2675]

@@lucasriches8444 vampires don't exist bruh

[@m.scottmcgahan9900]

@@mou_editz2675 Sure they do, there is one right above you in the comments. He's a "copy/paste vampire" who feeds off of youtube comments with each thread that he pastes into. This is at least the 5th time I've seen it scrolling down.

[@daniellelong8674]

Thanos in comics: death simp

[@zozjotej]

My Respect for Deadpool is out of this world now.

[@Thane_Lindsay]

Everything was cool until he said “Infinity Gems.” I almost lost my shit to him saying that

[@thereluctanthero5408]

0:41 i will give anything for that ak

[@shrk128]

Thanos: over-engineered plan with literally the powers of creation enforcing his will upon the universe. Deadpool: no u

[@ivanmartinez2409]

Death gave him immortality so they could stay together forever