Why the long face? - Jerma Bakery Simulator & Sporcle Stream Edit

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Originally Streamed on July 13th, 2022
00:00 - Intro/Baseball Delay
02:20 - Bakery Simulator
19:43 - Sporcle
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[@humanzbornfresh]

Jerma when his face is photoshopped and contorted to that of a demon: “Wait is that me? This is fucked, do i really look like that? Jerma when his forehead looks 5% bigger: “No that’s not what i actually look like.”

[@cho-ws4bf]

He's learning now. We need to be careful

[@lr-]

Well yeah, the 5% difference is way further from his true form than the demon one is

[@exLightningg]

I don't care how many times he delays the Baseball stream I just want it to be the exact way he wants it.

[@michaelwhit1059]

The bodies aren't just bodies. They need to be lined up, prepared, hung. It isn't a whim, it is ART.

[@jamesxist]

Fret not, that baseball bat is going up his ass one way or another.

[@maxypants6997]

agreed

[@JaydenVaudrin]

I know he'll always worry about it but like anybody who watches him would support him on whatever he wants to do anyways even if he delays it.

[@Horrifyingabomination]

he's dream vision for the baseball stream is shoving a baseball bat up his asshole| source: trust me bro.

[@Dabednego]

He was SO cracked out for this stream. Like he had the attention span of a bush baby at a fruit stand, he was going off on a billion tangents, he ruined a batch of bread for a lame joke and then spent like 40 minutes arguing with chat about wrestling themes.

[@themistake8904]

What an unhinged character, I would be truly terrified if someone was like that irl

[@mr.hi_vevo414]

Like someone on too much Adderall, or someone with ADHD without enough Adderall

[@brontebell7748]

@@mr.hi_vevo414 it’s the latter

[@pinkshoelace]

thats why we watch jerma not for the game but for the psycho

[@matt0_o]

is "like a bush baby in a fruit stand" like an Australian saying or something because it sounds funny

[@robinmitchells]

“This is what they play at the Taco Bell Chihuahua’s funeral” needs to be at least nominated for the best one-guy moment of the year

[@AverageLeagueGamer]

Less of a one-guy moment and more of a "reading funny chat message" moment.

[@exLightningg]

Does Jerma actually think everyone has been to a 5 star restaurant? Millionaire Andy.

[@25bever]

The best thing about that is that I'm very sure that Jerma has never been to a 5 star restaurant, mostly because those don't exist. He definitely just pressured an Olive Garden manager into telling him what he wanted to hear, the madman needs to be stopped.

[@exLightningg]

@@25bever The fact he said in the video he has had better meals at McDonalds then 5 star restaurants only makes this more believable. Maybe he is thinking of 5-star google reviews lol, truly the crowning achievement for any restaurant.

[@gyroscope915]

@Feu De La Croix I guarantee you Vegas doesn't have any

[@rampageblizzard]

The McDonald’s near me is rated 5 stars so yea

[@jeanmouloude]

Me and my family did once, it was so expensive, and the portions were microscopic, my dad said he never wanted to go back to it again x) it was like 100$ for each of us

[@tobiaspanum3689]

Jerma: "The WWE have some of the most iconic songs that will be remembered for hundreds of years" Also Jerma: "I don't know any of these songs"

[@18themxxn_]

he knows its the general consensus (among wwe fans) but it doesn't apply to him

[@theosw6961]

jerma realizing that his viewers are 16 and didn't watch 1990s cable television is the funniest thing to me

[@crozel7262]

excuse me i'm 17

[@imnotshub]

sorry but ACTUALLY i'm 18

[@AverageLeagueGamer]

I'm 27 and have never seen a single WWF match in my entire life

[@hambonepng1152]

@@AverageLeagueGamer cringe

[@spoonzone]

in the minortity i’m 20 but im also a wrestling fan so i get exactly what jerma is saying

[@asherhubbell9528]

At this point i just want the baseball stream to be a bit where he delays it forever

[@snehalmane]

Final stream is the baseball stream

[@G-Mastah-Fash]

@@snehalmane Final shot is just goatsee with ten baseballs pouring out of Jermas ass.

[@butterneko]

i know he’s a psycho and all but his disappointment in 13:38 gets to me. let this boomer enjoy his home depot and taco bell music

[@gus2116]

it's kinda like the phone scene in American Psycho, even though he's a despicable killer i still felt sympathy watching it

[@gremlinman9724]

i just find it funny how he's going kicking and screaming down the hole of old age

[@G-Mastah-Fash]

I love how Jerma accuses people of being consumed by capitalism while shilling for a wrestling league run by Vince McMahon.

[@SilverH1917]

About 12 minutes into the video

[@Bryn-EG]

To be fair he has no idea what he’s talking about

[@patata6868]

@@Bryn-EG When does he do really?

[@homicidalgeorge]

@@patata6868 he seemed pretty knowledgable when he talked about meatgrinders

[@yugix155]

i love how jerma cant fathom that someone wouldnt know/do something he does but at the same time acts like its impossible that someone knows/does something he doesnt

[@Mort-ko7lj]

No theory of mind

[@carto4028]

W-wait...there is NO WAY you do that...like NO WAY! NOBODY does that like WHY would you even think of that...HUH? S-so your telling me that you just decide to do that? Why would you do that!?

[@TheSwordmasterxd]

Solipism andy

[@pravkdey]

Analogy of the catboy cave

[@aransmeallie5344]

Egomaniac Andy

[@fishflake]

my favorite part of the stream not included in this edit was when he said he wanted to do a quiz he'd be good at so he pulled up a "name that anime" quiz and then didn't recognize neon genesis evangelion

[@graindeath]

i bet he only recognized fma

[@fishflake]

@@graindeath it wasn't the only one but that and attack on titan were the ones he was fastest and most enthusiastic to answer

[@Alelander]

@@HeroicWarriorSoul i love fist of the beserk star

[@LordHippoman]

very important to note that he thought it was "Ender's Game". the Orson Scott Card novel

[@Yolko493]

"Some people eat a lobster like they've never eaten food in their entire life" followed by "Some people eat lobster like it's the last thing they are gonna eat in their entire life". Glad he covered both extremes

[@Dogyphil]

The 'green thing' that jerma hates /was talking about is the lobster's digestive track, also known as its shit sack. So I really resonated with jerma when that one guy in chat said thats the best part

[@lizkavanagh]

jerma will play a sound clip and be like “everyone is going to get this” and then he’d name the wrestler and it would end up being like “peter pastrami” why would we know that

[@mr.dirtydan3338]

You don't know PETER PASTRAMI?

[@nerdyhedgehog6055]

30:28 Look out Jerma he's throwing the ball RIGHT AT YOU!

[@exLightningg]

Jerma is right The Home Depot Theme song is truly iconic and going to withstand the test of time.

[@quantumblur_3145]

Sexyback mashup

[@tahutoa]

i like how he went SO FAR to get "go the distance" yet as soon as he misspelled "belong" he instantly gave up. He was that DESPERATE for a karaoke sheet.

[@loroleibusser5993]

he plays music from a car commercial and expects his entire audience of teenage zoomer andys to recognize it as The Warmongers entrance music from 1997 before his face heel turn and transfer to the pennsylvanian wrestlers union

[@ashfromspace8683]

really hope the baseball stream problems arent too incredibly taxing on jerma and the crew. sounds like its been an absolute nightmare to get going

[@Faucetofstone]

It'll be impressive regardless. The MLB has to spend a shit ton of money on production and Jerma has way fewer resources than them. I hope it goes well or at least well enough for him to feel satisfied.

[@futab05]

training your ass to fit a couple baseballs in there definitely seems like hard work

[@deamooz9810]

He CAN’T stop LYING about the BASEBALL STREAM!!!

[@l1nked548]

It NEVER existed!!

[@pravkdey]

He's workin on it!

[@MetalMercutio]

Well you see, the “baseball stream” is simply code for a new movie he’s working on called “Joker 2”

[@Scharfster]

I don't blame him,, taking an entire baseball bat in the ass isn't easy

[@caturdaie]

13:09 is maybe the funniest thing ive ever heard an, i laughed outloud for like a minute straight imagining the most kickass dog funeral in existence

[@thegamegrumpsletsplayofmaj5727]

Sporcle sounds like a made up word Jerma would make himself

[@SlickLH]

My favorite was when chat spammed Resident Sleeper during the Disney song section, and Jerma guessed “Resident” thinking it was a hint.

[@GuyMaleMan]

Jerma: "literally everyone on the planet recognizes this!" Non-americans: Visible confusion

[@benjaminmorris7159]

USA medieval peasant scale worldview strikes again

[@King-in-Yellow]

You are all states, you don't realize it yet

[@aeiou901]

as an american, i don’t watch wwe so i have no clue what jerma was talking about

[@stevej71393]

It's not an American thing, it's a Jerma thing.

[@raspymorten]

Ken Shamrock representing Home Depot and The Undertaker representing Taco Bell is just a Jermania match waiting to happen. The Ministry of Baja Blast.

[@ShmoeBoe]

Ken Sheetrock

[@Deadbeatcow]

Jerma's new camera make him look like those thirst trap edits, especially the Under The Sea segment

[@troyhadge8300]

Good lord just when I think this man has said it all he talks about lobster juice & ingrown nose hairs back to back

[@Gamesforus1]

As someone who grew up with WWF/E, this shit had me laughing so hard, it literally hurt. Jerma couldn't catch a break

[@countessroadkill9599]

Sorry... I've *never* noticed a smell from raw eggs. They don't have a scent, do they? What the hell kind of eggs does Jeremy use?

[@Providence83]

Sniff egg, grandma.

[@GayBrain]

Jerma probably leaves egg trays out in the open air struck by direct sunlight, instead of putting them in the fridge like a rational person.

[@melpmaz7041]

PSYCHO streamer LOVES smelly eggs!!!

[@Frog_kaeru]

boil some egg

[@countessroadkill9599]

@@Frog_kaeru Specifically raw egg as that's what Jerma was talking about. Cooked eggs have a smell, yeah.

[@smokescante]

“the jerma baseball stream will go down as the single greatest stream of all time” -all of us

[@Mr.SpicyIce]

Stream of the day: 1. Talk about the game 2. Get made fun of 3. Play the game 4. One guy moment 5. Try to play the game without laughing 6. Laugh so hard that you panic 7. Do something completely unrelated for the rest of the stream (8). Get made fun of so hard that you end the stream by laughing painfully Jerma

[@HabitualThinker]

2*) Say something ridiculous that no human would ever perceive as a normal, get made fun of, be confused why

[@naride1093]

I forgot what Sporcle was called for about 7 years. Only today Jerma helped me remember, and I am grateful. He may be a psycho, but he's OUR psycho, and we love him. I'm gonna go relive 7th grade now

[@typhonyx_was_taken]

Jerma can’t comprehend that most people don’t watch wrestling

[@saldziakrauje]

Jerma being disappointed at chat not knowing wrestling music pierced through my soul

[@lavenderxdreams]

cheltie you are wonderful ❤️

[@ToxikBox]

The people who said "dude we're like 20" "we don't care" and jerma agreeing in sadness and disappointment

[@grunkleg.3110]

Poor Jerma. You can tell he was actually crushed by the fact that no one in chat recognized any of the wrestling themes. If it would make him feel better, I personally have that exact same relationship with Castlevania games, where at 20-years-old, I'm probably the youngest person alive to have ever touched one of those games. Though I'm sorta surprised he didn't play the John Cena or Dwayne Johnson themes for chat. They're like the only wrestlers Gen Z universally recognize

[@rafizalpancaputra8379]

You know, I feel really bad when we didn't remember Glue Man's theme song ):

[@revolutionartiste]

I personally have the exact same relatioship with World of Warcraft games, where at 14-years-old, I'm probably the youngest person alive to have ever touched one of these games

[@theblobconsumes4859]

I'm two years younger than you, and I'm very deep into Castlevania. I do feel the same way about a lot of different kinds of games, though.

[@Geffro]

It's kinda fun playing older games I never grew up with. Looking at the design and how they got around limitations is interesting, as well as seeing how the genres and mechanics evolved, and it's just plain fun. In short, there will always be people who are interested in the past, even if they're few.

[@theblobconsumes4859]

@@Geffro In my case, I just think those older games are better, most of the time. Their limitation led to more creativity, usually.

[@doifhg]

6:32 I always like to imagine when he is doing an observation of his face that someone sees it as the thumbnail to his stream

[@hungerbean2061]

INSANE streamer FORSAKES basic baking principles and creates PEE FLAVORED BREAD

[@gohanr1271]

Jerma saying i'm 10x smarter than everyone in this room in response to people playing tic-tac-toe on his forehead is hilarious, considering he streams in a room by himself

[@Slop_Dogg]

the undertaker’s theme is the super mario of music

[@user-os9gs3by2r]

Someone needs to make a YTP of this stream

[@butterneko]

12:11 PSYCHO streamer GASLIGHTS and BLAMES chat for capitalism and not catering to his UNHINGED desires

[@AveryHyena]

It's amazing how Jerma's idea of evolution involves every living being of one species, all just suddenly deciding to do the same thing together He's so childlike and innocent that he doesn't even recognize evolution needs death in order to work

[@limerysmouse6005]

Ok but is anyone going to talk about how good his rendition of ‘I can go the distance’ was?

[@kys7720]

"Trends come and go.Artists come and go.But Stone Cold Steve Austin's theme song is forever."

[@noahhull3390]

I like to open two of these and play them 0.15 seconds apart, with the second one's volume slightly lower so there's a little bit of echo

[@foxstorms9335]

25:52 worst noise contender

[@calypso819]

One of his most unhinged streams yet. He played baking simulator and I still couldn't tell you a single thing he baked aside from Puppet Bread (whatever that is). This stream was essentially Jerma mindlessly ranting in a bakery and then doing disney song pop quiz's which he didn't even really do, it just boiled down to him singing Disney songs.

[@babymetalic]

this stream was just so good. i was crying from laughter watching it live

[@whymthrad]

Why are the skies red in the loading screens? Is the bakery in some dystopian hellscape?

[@YangBalanceYin]

Less upset that he's delaying things, more upset that it feels like he will stream once a month until this baseball thing happens. Such is life I guess.

[@Voc_spooksauce]

He has to plan a lot of things, and also he streams every week so it's enough Jerma to make the week better :>

[@DovahFett]

He's been streaming at least once a week, sometimes several times a week.

[@naride1093]

it will be worth it

[@user-ci6oo1uv2k]

hes literally streaming again today

[@vitzel33]

Theres so much jerma you can consume in the mean time.

[@mryrth]

i fell asleep 30mins into the stream this was so quick THANK YOU

[@purplefanta7142]

I love simulator streams because this is the result EVERY time. Jerma just acts like jerma the whole stream.

[@JoNarDLoLz]

Megamind andy

[@Harufloof]

He does look like that tho in retrospect. His forehead is massive

[@totalmeltdown911]

Holy shit Cheltie I saw this live and that thumbnail absolutely KILLED me 💀 You're the best! Please keep making these edits, it's the best non-stream Jerma content

[@igorbursztynski985]

Local baker goes insane, opens Disney-themed lobster restaurant.

[@NotGuy64]

I love that half of this highlight was about Jermas forehead and wrestling themes

[@yugix155]

backyard baseball stream pog

[@cartoliravioli2391]

Thank you jerma for this pleasent stream, it was so calming i fell asleep to it

[@naride1093]

21:59 this guy's a living ytp, goddamn

[@ha_chlorine]

at around 1:52 i counted all the times he said no and, in total, he said "no" 98 times throughout that entire bit

[@b4l333]

I'm literally plucking my nose hairs as he said "don't pluck your nose hairs, guys" monkaS

[@doggosuki]

how do u even pluck them, it makes my whole face contort if i try

[@b4l333]

@@doggosuki have a need for a hairless nose that trumps your pain threshold 🤚😔

[@17carat]

the nose hair story ranks pretty high on the list of things i didn't want to face while eating

[@kosmaaa]

real jerma got killed and replaced with long face jerma that's why he keeps delaying the baseball stream

[@Shlosched]

Sporcle was a lot of fun :) I hope he does it again.

[@GreaserMan]

Jerma doesn't know Big Evil Undertaker's theme. Mock him.

[@epix_yeetix]

That lobster and nose hair story is so disgusting

[@tritogenias]

the wrestling theme rant felt like i was being yelled at by an old man. i loved it

[@ellalewis9244]

im so curious as to what the baseball stream will be!! it sucks that it has to be delayed but in the grand scheme of things im just happy hes finding a wag to make it happen how he wants it to.

[@ramennoodles7328]

I bet the baseball stream is just going to be Jerma hitting baseballs off of a Batting Tee into oncoming traffic

[@skillfulskarmory]

There's so many parts of this stream that could be nominated for Worst Noise.

[@stevej71393]

6:26 "Hey there scout! Kent Mansley, I work for the government!"

[@zwn10]

This guy was SO zooted this stream

[@vixions295]

this man is UNHINGED

[@alexrodriguez774]

i used to smash glass bottles on the ground when i was like 8 cause i thought it sounded like the stone cold steve austin intro

[@PowerSpirit50]

I'm with him in that really expensive food doesn't really taste good most of the time. It often has a weird buttery taste.

[@tokiWren]

i love it when he gets angry at imaginary people he invents

[@TheFemSniper]

jerma baking stream where he just gags for 30 minutes due to raw egg smell

[@a2empo2]

Excited for Jerma to star as the new Disney princess. Surprised that Disney would with this man's criminal record.

[@hotmailcompany52]

cricket stream where one team is a professional team from the UK and the other is just a collection of random Americans Jerma has found

[@chillmydudes]

16:07 accurate recreation of the first time a caveman drunk boiling water

[@lukasuhlenkamp9850]

Apparently the green stuff in lobster is it’s liver, and is widely considered a delicacy, so Jermas grandma isn’t crazy

[@crackedemerald4930]

jerma played cyberpunk 2077 and it made him not want to follow in the same dark path

[@manray2786]

nominating Jerma eating meat for worst noise

[@countessroadkill9599]

Screw the baseball stream - we want the Jerma lobster mukbang!

[@ChessAlbaneze]

I've had exactly the same nose hair experience.

[@mryoshi1221]

he really devolved by the end

[@ultimatequeenofdeath666]

the way he moves his head looks like the video is sped up

[@yreva5454]

Made me cry laughing with the big forehead and connect four head lmao

[@hoodie4816]

He must do the baseball stream my sanity.

[@babyhoods]

I can’t tell if he’s being a DelayAndy or if this baseball stream delay is a long running bit

[@totalmeltdown911]

Lol it's 100% DelayAndy

[@stew.enjoyer]

jerma admitting to American Psycho-style plucking the hair out of his nostrils.

[@SL1NGSHOT222999]

I think the first song he wanted chat to guess was Cult of Personality - Living Colour

[@midniteGMG]

3:30 I'm really glad I found someone who agrees. I haven't been able to stand the smell or taste of raw eggs without getting nauseous since a few years ago, I don't understand how anyone can eat them. It's to the point where the prospect of having to smell the eggs after cracking them far outweighs having cooked eggs (which I love).

[@teralpop]

Are you eating raw eggs

[@midniteGMG]

@@teralpop I tasted a bit of one once out of curiousity

[@stlbullet]

We should have another census because I got all of those wrestling references

[@HQ_Default]

Finally, JermRizen

[@McDoubleFunny]

I actually feel bad jerma’s fan base doesn’t have more 90s kids

[@willsonpiercepua]

goblin streamer hates the smell of flour and eggs