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@JustMe-gn6yf2 жыл бұрын
As a southerner the only thing that scares me is a car with California plates towing a U-Haul
@Dalriada46810 ай бұрын
I second that!
@labreeskarogers11028 ай бұрын
Don't forget New York and Chicago plates
@Workerbee-zy5nx7 ай бұрын
Amen bro. I see nyc and raiders baseball caps all over the place...😬😬😬
@wesm39156 ай бұрын
They go missing in the south
@freedomfirst55576 ай бұрын
I hear you. We are also being invaded by Floridians....now that scares me to death...and I'm a combat veteran.
@landrybowen88722 жыл бұрын
As a southerner, the only thing that scares me is sleeping with no fan
@BenjaminGunnell2 жыл бұрын
In California, rent can be $3,500 a month, without air conditioning. As a North Carolinian living in San Francisco in a residential hotel however, I do have my little fan!
@HH-xe3sk2 жыл бұрын
Same
@landrybowen88722 жыл бұрын
@Adis Traction I work in a -40 degree freezer all day in a logistics plant. It’s not ideal but I could get by
@russellwinfree75872 жыл бұрын
Amen! 😂
@bigbensarrowheadchannel27392 жыл бұрын
Real talk
@richardhunt492810 ай бұрын
I met James in person many times. Not only is he extremely funny; he's a really great guy.
@DavidB45Mustard2 ай бұрын
Rest in Peace James Gregory. Thanks for the years of laughs
@noahtomlinson53143 жыл бұрын
People love to bash the south, but last time I checked, you don't ever see Southerners moving north or west, but those northerners and westerners damn sure won't stop moving here.
@sscalercourtney54863 жыл бұрын
It's because Southerners can't afford New York or California housing prices when they sell their house for retirement. People sell a two bedroom million dollar house in California and move to Mississippi and buy a five bedroom mansion with a swimming pool for the same money. You can't sell a $150,000 house in Mississippi and buy anything in a major city in New York or California.
@sokodad3 жыл бұрын
For several decades my whole state was made up of southerners because of oil. We’re about as far north as you can get in the lower 48.
@noahtomlinson53143 жыл бұрын
@@sscalercourtney5486 that's actually not true, granted the pay is higher in bigger cities like NYC, LA, but the cost of living is still unbelievably unaffordable for the residents. I mean to be fair, I have family in New York who can't even afford the homes you're talking about. This cheaper property is a myth unless you're planning on living out in the armpit of a state somewhere in a two stop light community. You ever priced homes in Atlanta? Charleston? Jacksonville? Charlotte? All bigger cities are expensive, NY and Cali are just beyond outrageous and that is why even their own residents are fleeing from the financial situations and housing bubbles. People come here for the climate and the land, and the freedoms, and some, like you said, do in fact retire here after making their wealth in big northern cities. That's fact. And everyone is welcome, just leave this big city ideals and political views behind. I'm not saying the people are bad from West and north, I'm just simply stating that geographically, it's way better down here....why wouldn't people want to leave colder crowded climates for more peaceful privacy and a cheaper plot of land out of the big cities. I work for a company based out of cali, and I can assure you they don't make one cent more at our west coast facility than I do here on the east coast of South Carolina. But I can promise very few folks will ever leave here out of desire for the big cities up north and out west. I've already turned down multiple offers to leave because I don't want to get away from this beautiful climate and my freedoms of my home state.
@stevec77703 жыл бұрын
@@sscalercourtney5486 if it’s so great in NY then why do they leave?
@og-greenmachine86233 жыл бұрын
South has been cool again for some time now Jason Aldean sp? & Jase from duck dynasty Love them in California + Southern girls ❤️ on KZbin It’s that easy
@kyndread712 жыл бұрын
"The Hurricane's coming a week from Tuesday... and they just wait on it." True story. There's areas in Savannah, GA and all along the east coast of Florida that have "hurricane parties." How to know if a hurricane is dangerous -- if Waffle House is open or closed.
@ArtStoneUS2 жыл бұрын
In 2018, Hurricane Florence was billed as the “hurricane of the Century” that was going to hit North Carolina worse than Hurricane Hugo. My wife from New Jersey was freaked out for a week. I was watching things on livestreams on the Internet, and houses right on the beach where the eye wall hit were not damaged. As the storm came inland toward Charlotte, my wife demanded we bring in the furniture from the deck. When the winds did arrive, there were a few gusts around 35 mph. Other than a few old trees falling over, that was all that happened. It’s true there was flooding the next week or so in Eastern NC, in the places where it always floods. TV and internet sites and the government have learned you can make money and coerce people into being timid sheep if you scare them. I read recently that the story “the boy who cried Wolf” is no longer taught because liberal teachers believe that story causes children to lie even more.
@russellwinfree75872 жыл бұрын
Also you can tell how bad a storm was after the fact, as to how long it takes the Waffle Houses to reopen! Lol. FEMA actually uses this as a real measure of devastation to a region to understand how to best allocate resources, believe it or not 😅
@loganshaw91982 жыл бұрын
You know it is a big hurricane if it even has pieces of it left to hit the northern state.
@armybeef682 жыл бұрын
Because we all know Huddle House will stay open no matter what.
@TheColonelRon2 жыл бұрын
Savanah hasn't been hit by a hurricane in over a century...
@MrDantheNobody2 жыл бұрын
Having lived in both California and now in the South, this is extremely accurate.
@brentwilliams33213 жыл бұрын
The worst nightmare us Southerners can imagine is a Yankee with a U-Haul.
@memj893 жыл бұрын
I agree with you 100000000%!
@stranger50883 жыл бұрын
Amen!!!
@josephgonzalez60703 жыл бұрын
@Brent Williams Wouldn't that be a "Damn Yankee"? A Yankees is one that visits but goes back home..no? Lol
@drinkthekoolaidkids3 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@doughesson3 жыл бұрын
@@josephgonzalez6070 you know what a carpet bagger is?
@pughconsulting3 жыл бұрын
First thing we do in Florida when we hear hurricane is go to the liquor store, then buy gas for vehicles and generators.
@adampindell3 жыл бұрын
Gotta love those hurricane parties 🤣
@claytondavidson19383 жыл бұрын
Big facts. During ima I stayed in a cabin on Tayler creek in Okeechobee, slept through most of it. I been through to many hurricanes to leave now.
@KosherPorky3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, when I first moved here, I thought hurricanes were a big deal.. then I realized they happen all the time lol
@Chappell52523 жыл бұрын
Damn right, gotta stock the important items!
@lisaschreiber28933 жыл бұрын
YES!!! hurricane party!
@backyardwindow2 жыл бұрын
The delivery on the plywood joke hit me so hard. Perfect.
@joelarmenta96383 жыл бұрын
Came for the comedy, stayed for the comments 🤣🤣🤣
@Ben-cr3xy3 жыл бұрын
As someone who lives in eastern north carolina, we don't sweat hurricanes. Now if it snows or sleets everything shuts down till everything melts lol
@warrenchambers48193 жыл бұрын
Yeah and don't forget egg sandwiches with a glass of milk by Gwad it's a southern tradition.
@matthewhoffman92423 жыл бұрын
Its when the northerners transplant here and think they can drive in it because its snow and they've done it up there, but here we have a wet snow, then after the plows finally get down the secondary roads you get to go on a hunt for the wildest place someone went off the road.
@matthewhoffman92423 жыл бұрын
@@warrenchambers4819 dang, now I want a sandwich.......
@Ben-cr3xy3 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah man, I've seen a few flip there cars looking at "how pretty the snow looked covering the feilds".
@O_Towne_Bear3 жыл бұрын
As a Canadian, I find that funny. Cheers.
@danarisinger71492 жыл бұрын
LOL!! I haven't heard James in a very long time. Knew him for years when he would tour the comedy club in Columbia, SC. We would sit out back of the radio station I worked for, smoke cigs together, and admire his 1970's station wagon that he just slung up into a parking space. I LOVE THIS MAN!!! I wish I could sit down and talk with him again. He is totally genuine and a trip to talk to!!!
@stevenjohnson9855 Жыл бұрын
💯
@sharwil8530 Жыл бұрын
Funny man 👨🤣love your humor lol. Thank u. ❤
@kpzcbttp3 жыл бұрын
Funniest guy I have seen in a while, he cracked me up with the mud joke. Here in Scotland when we get a flood, we are out with the kids in the dinghy having fun.
@Rebelrocker693 жыл бұрын
Our gulf coast has what is known as "The Cajun Navy." Whenever a hurricane or flood hits, civilians with air boats or small fishing/recreational boats start working with military and civil leaders/police to start a search and rescue operation. They mobilize within an hour of the disaster and are damn effective.
@auroramariealmeara86223 жыл бұрын
Ah, Scotland. European version of the American South
@bbsal40313 жыл бұрын
@@auroramariealmeara8622 Oh awsome !
@bobbybologna30292 жыл бұрын
@@auroramariealmeara8622 ??? have you seen their policies? they're as bad as californians, ironically they're some of the most freedom-hating people of the UK, somehow the English desire it more than they do, that's how you know the world is upside down.
@kevinbyrne45382 жыл бұрын
@@auroramariealmeara8622 -- That's more true than you realize.
@stevehagen98043 жыл бұрын
California gets Californian governors and senators, which is something far more devastating than a tornado or hurricane!
@anthonycrenshaw32293 жыл бұрын
True
@gemjourney52103 жыл бұрын
You mean like Jeb Bush and Rick Scott?! Look again!😆
@lisabishop74653 жыл бұрын
Definitely
@richardcline13373 жыл бұрын
@@leagueofotters2774, Texas' claim to fame is an air head named GW Bush!
@richardcline13373 жыл бұрын
@@leagueofotters2774, happening in New York, too and for basically the same reason ..... somebody forgot to flush the toilet, one escaped, ran for Governor....and WON!
@YoungoneYoung-lm4xe3 жыл бұрын
I heard someone say that in certain parts of California: The cost of living goes up, but your chances of living goes down.
@simplyhuman39823 жыл бұрын
Makes some annoying sense I guess.
@han3wmanwukong1253 жыл бұрын
That would be the California parts of California.
@rhodawatkins45163 жыл бұрын
@Nick Miller Seems to me like there is a shortage of affordable housing for the non-millionaire part of the population to live in. Every available piece of real estate is bought up, new and improved, or torn down and rebuilt altogether, solely to maximize the profit for the real estate developer. The little guy doesn't have much of a chance. When they finally fix this problem there will be a lot fewer homeless there.
@theRustynail93 жыл бұрын
It's all parts of cali
@aaronpolite42813 жыл бұрын
Robin Harrris and he was referring to Compton 👨🏾🔧
@Endeavor5453 жыл бұрын
You have not lived until you've seen a 150ft oak tree bent down and the top is touching the GROUND!
@Rebelrocker693 жыл бұрын
Or straw embedded 7 inches deep into said oak tree! Or a house lifted completely off of its foundation and moved into the middle of the street with only a few dishes broken! I saw both of those in 1989.
@rebeccacarraway4803 жыл бұрын
Amen brother. I lived through Katrina. I feel ya.
@riddlemark70093 жыл бұрын
Try being on a ship in em
@dehydratedwater48033 жыл бұрын
@@riddlemark7009 that's just poor navigation
@kusinkleatus47803 жыл бұрын
@@Rebelrocker69 a few years back I saw a old friend of my mom's who passed away in a tornado, I was doing search and rescue volunteer work and had seen that his whole house was gone, the toilet was still there, and we found his body with a 2X4 through his face, terrible things man, if you're in an area with tornados be careful, same with anyone else reading this
@freddawson64323 жыл бұрын
This man is sooooooo spot on! His comedy is based in TRUTH! We in the South are far more resilient than people around the country and the world give us credit for. Funny thing is people from all over the country want to move here, but us native Southerners prefer not to leave, I wonder why?
@johndough91873 жыл бұрын
Cuz we're smarter than they are.
@rochellee.pigman64953 жыл бұрын
You can't afford to move. I just saw the house prices in the south. It's like moving to Mexico. Everything is cheaper.
@inconnu49612 жыл бұрын
Well bubba, we reconstructed it for ya, now we wanna live there.
@freddawson64322 жыл бұрын
@@rochellee.pigman6495 Hey Pigman, I could probably BUY and sell your entire neighborhood. Then again used trailers aren't worth a not since scrap metal went down.
@markallen68182 жыл бұрын
We Have Always Known that We Live in God's Country.
@rammon12753 жыл бұрын
This guy could do a great Boss Hog in a legit Dukes if Hazzard remake.
@edwardross64753 жыл бұрын
Boss Hog wasn't too bright
@UnprofessionalProfessor3 жыл бұрын
@@edwardross6475 Yeah, it's called "acting,"
@RuralTowner3 жыл бұрын
Does look the part.
@UnderTheMillkyWay2 жыл бұрын
Heck yeah!
@PapaShawn702 жыл бұрын
Naw, put a beard and overalls an hes Uncle Jesse
@Ms.HarmonyJ3 жыл бұрын
This man is off the chain 🤣🤣🤣 we need more comedy like this
@callmeginga3 жыл бұрын
The south is a place you can survive in if you have a rifle and know how to grow corn. California is a place you're not allowed to have a rifle and get fined for watering your garden.
@levigreen95622 жыл бұрын
You must not have been to central California.
@pizzadoctor75492 жыл бұрын
@Connor Hoskins HAHAHAHAHA You made a failed argument. Constitution > Federal Government > State Government > County > City You have just as much "conditional freedom" living in any other place. All freedom is conditional. All freedom requires people to believe in those freedoms and to stand and fight for those freedoms. People outside of California only think of Hollywood and think that's California. In reality, most California is farmers. The problem is that Southern Democrats learned that in order to defeat the Union they just need the majority. Remember: Southern Democrats were loyalists to the King and believed that only a certain type of white person was a real white person. If you weren't a Rich Sophisticated Democrat then you weren't worthy of being called White! People forget history. The Southerners were of the aristocracy.
@jonathangarzon27982 жыл бұрын
@@pizzadoctor7549 and gun overrules them all.
@trumps-a-hoe2 жыл бұрын
@@jonathangarzon2798 not if ya get shot first 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@scothammond46232 жыл бұрын
Man come on lol people from the south come up north to PA and NY to hunt White Tail. I live in North Carolina for 5 years and never saw a farming operation that came close to what we do in Pennsylvania and as far as not being allowed to own a gun the states south of the Masson-Dixon line have awful draconian gun law just look at MD and VA prime examples of that. The only southerners I know who garden and can are old people here in PA it's common place to do both at any given age
@darlatidwell62553 жыл бұрын
This guy is effortlessly funny. Love that southern reasoning.
@reneebrown29682 жыл бұрын
I've lived in coastal Alabama and I have never run from a hurricane yet. I've lived here for 30 years. And believe it or not I was born and lived in California for my first 18 years. I'd still rather deal with a hurricane than an earthquake
@machinis3 жыл бұрын
The scariest thing a southerner can hear: "I'd just moved from New York"
@dereklea11833 жыл бұрын
Love it😁 Can I use that phrase and give you credit?
@machinis3 жыл бұрын
@@dereklea1183 fire away! No credit needed. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@JayTX.3 жыл бұрын
California***
@Ryzenberg783 жыл бұрын
NY is 90% red by area. We have the same problem in NY as the nation has .... big cities with inner city welfare deciding our elections. Chances are if you get a neighbor from NY they vote Red. It is embarrassing though to be from NY for this reason and all of the stereotypes that come with it ....
@bobbybologna30292 жыл бұрын
then they don't understand why weird sh** keeps appearing in their yard
@christinerobinson25703 жыл бұрын
2 words and I'm already crying, the hip toss did me in😂
@scottmiller84933 жыл бұрын
Only thing tough about Cali is finding a job, house, clean streets and delegates to run the state properly.
@davidmromero97393 жыл бұрын
💯
@carlosoliveira-rc2xt3 жыл бұрын
And a tent. They seem to be all out of tents.
@crestonhardcastle76313 жыл бұрын
Because they keep voting for Nancy pelosi and then they want to complain about california falling apart. It's california fault they know how she is.
@TheFineagler3 жыл бұрын
Says someone who cant afford to live in California.
@xyoungblood3 жыл бұрын
6th largest economy in the world. Where California and New York goes follows the rest of the U.S.
@benduncan39302 жыл бұрын
The funniest part of James jokes and stories is the 99% truth that’s in them.
@thecommentary212 жыл бұрын
If you say so chum.
@thecommentary212 жыл бұрын
@Jeremy Marsh No he didnt. He isnt right either. Marsh!!!
@9019dd2 жыл бұрын
Ben Duncan - so true and he doesn't have to be crude or vulgar. I can't believe I just found out about him. It seems he has been around for quite a while.
@tonyjones46103 жыл бұрын
People rarely move to the North. There’s a reason. I just hate it when they come here and “that’s how we did it at home” remember you moved here for a reason we don’t care how you did it there.
@userhome36013 жыл бұрын
Just 'cause they're trying to teach you the correct way, you get defensive.
@bobbybologna30292 жыл бұрын
@@userhome3601 If it were the correct way then why tf they comin' down here? They done destroyed their own homes with the "correct way" now they gotta come down here where it's nice.
@relaxingsounds13862 жыл бұрын
@Ben Franklin cities are for soyboy wussies
@ArtStoneUS2 жыл бұрын
Odd, when my former wife moved to NC, she could not stop telling me that North Carolina did everything wrong. She is now back in New Jersey living by herself. She absolutely refused to put gasoline in the car because people in New Jersey are smarter than people in the South. They don’t want to get their hands smelling of gasoline or having their car explode.
@Auron39912 жыл бұрын
Could you do us Notherners a solid though and listen when we tell you how to handle cold weather and snow?
@SuperGaleford3 жыл бұрын
I can sum up why. In the South we have guns and ammo. In California they can’t decide which toilet to use.
@crowderscustomizing3 жыл бұрын
so true
@discoveryoutdoorskcfishing2363 жыл бұрын
Yup 👏
@jamescrabbe69333 жыл бұрын
In the south you have a combined iq of 10
@daniellaw25283 жыл бұрын
@@jamescrabbe6933 You forgot your punctuation. Bless your heart.
@discoveryoutdoorskcfishing2363 жыл бұрын
@@jamescrabbe6933 Actually I can honestly say that during my 20 plus years of traveling the country I have found that there is no significant aptitude variation in the south contrary to prejudiced gossip. Additionally I have found that people of significant intelligence all summarize that same perspective. I mean you don't so we've basically narrowed that down. 🤭
@insonh213 жыл бұрын
i live in the north Easts and i was in a breakfast place in Scottsboro AL one morning at about 6 AM. there were a group of local guys in there and it looked and sounded like they met there every morning before work, they looked like farmers. one guy was the center of attention and sounded a lot like James Gregory telling the others stories, all of a sudden he said something that i remember to this day and it was the most direct advice he could pass on to anyone and this is what he said "you know, this is the greatest country in the history of the world, there is so much here to see about our history and every school kid should carry a pencil and a notebook with him so that when they see something interesting they can write it down to remember it because in the end you're as dumb as you want to be and you're as poor as you want to be" than he said "and i should know, I've been working hard my whole life and i'm still poor" that's when one of the other guys (who was black) said "well you must be dumb too" they all laughed and i got up and walked over to the original guy and introduced myself and where i was from and i said to him "i just want to say that is just about the best piece of advice I've ever heard in my entire life "you're as dumb as you want to be and you're as poor as you want to be, i'm going to remember that and pass that on whenever i hear someone complain about how tough their life is"" i sat with them awhile and they asked about where i was from and when i said Boston one of them said "go get your guns boys ,we got us a Yankee here" and everyone laughed as did i. I've rarely met a finer group of gentlemen.
@bmphil34003 жыл бұрын
I spent a lot of time in Scotsboro as a child. I had an uncle there. I grew up out in the sticks on the mountain to the east. It's a great little town and there are some really fine people there...but like anywhere there are some really rough and tough people too. Alot of those old country people are tougher and smarter than people think. They are almost always underestimated.
@connotations13 жыл бұрын
I love him. He explained mudding. He's casual to the max.
@Birchwood19763 жыл бұрын
I think I might cover all the bases, I was born in California, raised in the Midwest, and have roots in the south. LOL
@PhilG9993 жыл бұрын
Atlanta native with family in South Georgia, North Georgia, and Tenn. True Southerners will stock up on grits eggs and firewood ('cause we have a REAL fireplace). Canned goods, some steaks, porkchops, Beer and Liquor of course. And THEN we already HAVE the damn plywood and deck screws leftover FROM LAST TIME!
@HolyThunder4603 жыл бұрын
Sorry to burst your bubble but it's TRUE country folk not southerners...we do that up north too
@GFPunch3 жыл бұрын
@@HolyThunder460 sorry to burst YOUR bubble but y'all buy toilet paper, eggs, bread and milk at the first sign of a snowflake. What do ya do with that? Make French toast? LOL
@edmundooliver75843 жыл бұрын
how do you fit all that junk in your trailer park
@nadinedaniel52493 жыл бұрын
@@edmundooliver7584 it's prejudiced responses like this that show how ignorant people like you are about the south.
@edmundooliver75843 жыл бұрын
@@nadinedaniel5249 keep voting for lindsey and people like McConnell and racist politcians
@Turkeysammich3000 Жыл бұрын
I was in the Tuscaloosa tornadoes, and we had plywood in my back yard, the tornado took them and flung them at my house like ninja stars, and the stuck in the brick wall like it was paper… plywood… cut into brick, and the plywood was still intact lol
@tamaracalderon31843 жыл бұрын
Welcome to The South...💖 Now, go home!
@CathyScott10303 жыл бұрын
There used to be bumper stickers in CA, "Welcome to California, now go home", when they started giving out higher welfare checks than the rest of the country.
@jeffhale22783 жыл бұрын
Welcome(ish).
@ginnymiller24482 жыл бұрын
Every state has a sticker that says this
@tamaracalderon31842 жыл бұрын
@@ginnymiller2448 ya' think? 🤣
@andrewfyakim5252 жыл бұрын
Yes you are, the funniest man in America!.... I wrote you a letter back in the 1990's. You sent the letter to John Boy and Billy. They read that letter on the air one morning. It was one of the high points of my life. My wife and I heard it on The Big Show as we were driving to work one morning.... Love to you Mr. Gregory, and also to John Boy and Billy!
@rayrobertson2068 Жыл бұрын
What a cool memory to be able to have!!! John Boy and Billy are awesome! I listened to them every morning from the time I left my house going to work, then during work. till they went off. Probably did it at least 5 years or more.
@DD-oi3vh Жыл бұрын
Lol. I’ve lived in Florida since I was a kid, & now have 6 of my own kids. We’ve never run from a hurricane- we have fun getting ready for them, & prepping for the power outage😂
@westondecker683 жыл бұрын
I slept through hurricane Laura, and the eye came directly over us, just off U.S. Highway 171 in Beauregard Parish, Louisiana. The next morning we got up and went to cleaning, BFD.
@nathankinman77533 жыл бұрын
I was wondering just yesterday what ever became of those in Cameron post Laura.
@westondecker683 жыл бұрын
@@nathankinman7753 they are moving on (or moving away) as they have after every other hurricane. They rebuild, sigh a prayer that it doesn’t happen again (they know it will,) and continue with life on the (often) treacherous Gulf Coast.
@DChrls3 жыл бұрын
I didn't sleep through it in Calcasieu parish. The wind was howling big time. It was worse than Rita for me.
@westondecker683 жыл бұрын
@@DChrls I had some help called Seagram’s Seven!
@ashleybartels64573 жыл бұрын
My husband and I had bring our daughter home during hurricane Rita
@darla53713 жыл бұрын
I’m from California and you had me cracking up 😂 Limp wristed 😂
@dinosaurcj2 жыл бұрын
Don't take it too seriously, California certainly does have some rugged folks.
@bobbybologna30292 жыл бұрын
@@dinosaurcj Lol no it doesn't.
@GeoFry32 жыл бұрын
Yeah my southern wife likes to follow the hurricanes in. It's reality TV show for her. I road out my first hurricane a few years ago. I'm freaking out putting up plywood and she is chill just making sure we have enough ice, drinks, and snacks.
@chris72.2 жыл бұрын
Where I live in North Carolina Domino's and Pizza Hut was delivering the day after hurricane Hugo hit running off a generator that had hooked up to the buildings 😂. You won't see that up north or in California
@777coffeelover3 жыл бұрын
What? 3:36 minutes of true humor without bashing Trump? I never thought it could be done!! 😂😂
@Putaspellonyou3 жыл бұрын
He started in on him at 3:50. Sorry.
@monk31103 жыл бұрын
@@mydnytmover who bailed out those rioters involved in riots they explicitly encouraged and approved of that killed 30+ people?
@doughesson3 жыл бұрын
@jay monamay Well, he's still living rent free inside your head,Zippy.
@cafeglover3 жыл бұрын
@@Putaspellonyou thanks for telling me. I’m leaving. I do not want to encourage any of that anymore.
@SilvaDreams3 жыл бұрын
That is because it is actually humor, bashing Trump isn't funny it is just sad after 4 years (and counting)
@jimbob80883 жыл бұрын
Yankee comes to visit.. damn yank comes to stay...
@edmundooliver75843 жыл бұрын
they give them one way tickets from back east it to cold in the poor red states.
@southerntrendkiller26323 жыл бұрын
Either way it’s bad.
@burtonwilliams53553 жыл бұрын
got that right . . from a 7th generation native of Tennessee . .
@markallen68182 жыл бұрын
That's what I've always been told.Truth.
@markallen68182 жыл бұрын
@@burtonwilliams5355 Rocky Top You'll Always Be Home Sweet Home To Me!!!
@laurablackmon27823 жыл бұрын
I just love James. I could listen to him all day.
@tha27933 жыл бұрын
Umm, California is only tough on it's own citizens.
@bayoustormryder38233 жыл бұрын
I came across his comedy by on Pandora a few years back. Been listening to his comedy ever since.
@bustem5792 ай бұрын
RIP Mr Gregory you brought a lot laughter and smiles
@lanceboyett90343 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this. You're a VERY FUNNY GUY. We need MORE LAUGHTER.
@victoriapulcifer62182 жыл бұрын
*I'm a lifelong Californian, and* (political stances aside) *I approve this message.*
@zerotodona14952 жыл бұрын
You shouldn’t though since most CA are from the south. Where do you think most southern side the depression went? They went west to CA.
@victoriapulcifer62182 жыл бұрын
@@zerotodona1495 The depression was a full 5 generations ago
@StevesSlideandJazz2 жыл бұрын
You can leave please.
@primebeef39383 жыл бұрын
I didn’t even have to watch this to know that the south is tougher than California. That’s just plain common sense.
@donnanutt36503 жыл бұрын
Thank you. I’m Southern too.
@richardcline13373 жыл бұрын
Prime Beef, even babies in nurseries are tougher than California! How that state continues to exist is the eighth wonder of the world!
@tylerduke76573 жыл бұрын
@Bill Leonard visit any holler in the south then get back to me
@chrissmith82163 жыл бұрын
@Bill Leonard the south is waaaay harder then that
@chrissmith82163 жыл бұрын
@Bill Leonard harder then the west.
@jofrazier-hansen40973 жыл бұрын
Did I hear Wheels in mud!😃 Yahoo! That's what we do here in Minnesota too!
@wyattanderson18163 жыл бұрын
They do it in Pennsylvania too! That’s a weekend event in the summers around here 😂
@johnduffy65463 ай бұрын
THAT was one of the BEST punchline deliveries EVER!...Perfect timing!
@JayTX.3 жыл бұрын
I've been the plywood guy for a few Texas gulf hurricanes lol
@Heavywall703 жыл бұрын
Not Laura, after Harvey here in SE Texas we got in our lifted 4x4’s and got the truck outta here!!!
@jabronjunklove7603 жыл бұрын
Well that's only cause you didn't want yer nice trucks to get damaged. Yaw wood have rode it out otherwise. Take it frum me, a spellin beee champ all fore (4) years of skewl.
@simplyhuman39823 жыл бұрын
Just make sure you have extra parts for that truck as you're leaving. Like belts and a thermostat. (For example).
@Heavywall703 жыл бұрын
@@simplyhuman3982 Oh that sounds like a biting inside joke if ever there were one. Please do expound.
@greeneyes27973 жыл бұрын
I love it when someone is naturally funny
@chuckg20163 жыл бұрын
"The miracle of plywood" ..... Stellar!!
@dherman00012 жыл бұрын
For once, the algorithm was correct! Laughed my arsch off! Subscribed!
@The7humpwump3 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing him in a small bar in Charleston SC back in the mid-80’s...seems like yesterday
@richardd66693 жыл бұрын
We had him in Tuscaloosa ,AL at our club in 97 or so . He was great . We paid him like $4000 and a couple openers another $1000.
@yankee26663 жыл бұрын
That's because he's probably just as fkn fat now as he was then.
@UnderTheMillkyWay2 жыл бұрын
I'm in Charleston right now and I wish he was here for me to see. I was a little too young in the 80's. Would love to see him live.
@maximusaurelius6103 жыл бұрын
Lol where else in the world mud is a natural disaster lol 😂 we just put big wheels on & go out and play in it -
@wifeofagrumpyoldmarine4283 жыл бұрын
Thank you for making me laugh! It’s so true!!! 😂😂😂
@pabrowncoatbrewer71543 жыл бұрын
California doesn’t know which effin’ bathroom to use. A tornado might be EXACTLY what they need.
@jeffreyburney61613 жыл бұрын
I was thinking more like a earthquake with a massive landslide right into the ocean
@Pyr013 жыл бұрын
At least we know how to have a great economy, red states... Not so much
@pabrowncoatbrewer71543 жыл бұрын
@@Pyr01 why not just vote to secede? California leaving would raise the IQ of American politicians by 400%.
@Pyr013 жыл бұрын
@@pabrowncoatbrewer7154 why not just vote to secede? Because im a true patriot, not like the right that screams about civil war, secession and that ATTACK on the capital. All because they cant except reality. Cute IQ line but your politicians dont even believe in science.
@pabrowncoatbrewer71543 жыл бұрын
@@Pyr01 yup… that’s why people are leaving California in droves for places like Texas. Let’s get something straight, they’re not leaving for the great weather in Texas either.
@michaelsorrentino74093 жыл бұрын
IF YOU AINT LAUGHING...YOU AINT RIGHT !!
@Heavywall703 жыл бұрын
Damn commies ! Cant laugh at nothin
@geneorr5592 жыл бұрын
The only thing that’s scares southerners is Californians moving to there state
@conradsylvestre38412 жыл бұрын
Moving from Southern California. LOL
@DMR0132 жыл бұрын
Nope southerners remember the 3 S's: Shoot, Shovel and Shut up.
@ricky67202 жыл бұрын
I’m from California and I can’t say nothing .. lol. 😂😂. Damn he’s so funny.
@user-cf9np9cy8q2 жыл бұрын
Yeah it’s only humor. It’s not that we really have anything against Californians. Only comedy.
@dixieinstrumental8052 жыл бұрын
As a southerner the only thing that scares me is the waffle houses closing
@kennethv5250 Жыл бұрын
pure blasphemy, ive NEVER known of one to close
@Maugrays8 ай бұрын
@@kennethv5250 Waffle House is known as an economic indicator. And in cases of severe weather (if their OWN weather center) has been deemed to dangerous they will shut down in that area until the danger has passed.
@dsl323 жыл бұрын
I feel like since I moved from California to Florida I feel like I have a tougher attitude. Last year I went to San Francisco all my friends and family where freaking out over a few thunderstorms, me I was like we call that 3:30pm in Florida.
@Hhhhhh-sz9ud2 жыл бұрын
How do you think most of your friends in Florida would handle the fires? Like, I’m sure there’s an element of tougher attitudes regionally but there’s also just that people tend to get more freaked out by what’s unusual to them.
@boondocks80022 жыл бұрын
Lol
@chrisericsson78863 жыл бұрын
California is bleeding to death... All the useful people are running away.
@ChicanoOne7603 жыл бұрын
The people that do manual jobs are all foreigners.
@skirk2483 жыл бұрын
And they're bringing their politics with them
@oliveoil76423 жыл бұрын
It will end up like Soviet Union and Venezuela. Why don’t people ever learn?
@spudward69023 жыл бұрын
Spreading like cancer
@gemjourney52103 жыл бұрын
Well I lived in Swampland Florida...that is where all the swamp creatures and monsters dwell...more Pedos than anywhere else in the USA!
@tracywilson13563 жыл бұрын
I love that. It’s mud. Here we put big wheels on something and go play. So true.
@trish99002 жыл бұрын
Proud southerners!!!Tennessee. Go big Orange.
@forcesightknight3 жыл бұрын
The miracle of plywood is that it's cheaper than replacing glass.
@ToolforOffice3 жыл бұрын
I'll like this comment cuz you're not wrong lol. But that wasn't the point of the joke.
@ToolforOffice3 жыл бұрын
@Jonathan Spier thats your view from looking at the joke the wrong way. In fact its the opposite. What he's saying is plywood won't save your lives if that storm turns out to be worse than you think. Thats why all the smart people leave. As someone who went through Katrina and Rita, I get what he means. Its not about saving some superficial windows you dolt. Its about lives
@johnchandler16873 жыл бұрын
A question: Every storm people buy out all the plywood. Didn't they save what was bought last year's storm? Or better yet, have it already cut to fit and painted to match. From La. so I've seen it, but don't understand it.
@ToolforOffice3 жыл бұрын
@@johnchandler1687 I think many different reasons, some use it for other projects, some keep them, some let them stay out and rot and have to buy new. I'd imagine people are always moving in and out of areas and having to start fresh. Worth noting, just because the south is prone to hurricanes doesn't mean they get hit directly every year. Sometimes we go 5 or 6 years before getting hit. So plywood will end up getting used or abused in that time
@nitrojunkie90273 жыл бұрын
@M Fisher no you don't.......son.
@lesclanton83723 жыл бұрын
The South doesn't have Warning Shots,like California! !!!😎😝
@borednarmed56123 жыл бұрын
Those are illegal in florida
@codyhorn48243 жыл бұрын
We do, it's called a knee capper
@bbugzyb3 жыл бұрын
That's because we don't believe in "warning shots", it's a waste of precious ammo.
@edmundooliver75843 жыл бұрын
yes we saw how you guys killed that blackman.
@bbugzyb3 жыл бұрын
Which one?
@hmmreally6202 жыл бұрын
He is just too funny. Hi is delivery is so natural cause he lives it
@Enjoyinglife22 Жыл бұрын
I just love him! I just stumbled across one of his videos and been watching a lot since he makes me laugh so hard! 😂
@mikewithers299 Жыл бұрын
My mother in law was from Georgia and she joked just like he does. Love his humor 🤣🤣
@sscalercourtney54863 жыл бұрын
I live in the South and have visited California. I like both. Both have different charms.
@cpsclan24473 жыл бұрын
When you see a fourwheeler in California you think you got lost and went down south
@saaamember973 жыл бұрын
In Texas, right now, the worst natural disaster is a U-Haul trailer with California plates! We just tell them "Hey, you know this highway runs all the way to the East Coast? Check it out .... It's the dangdest thing I've ever seen!"
@zerotodona14952 жыл бұрын
And you dumb ignorants are forgetting a lot of CA came from the south. Both my grandpas are Texans, grandmothers is Missouri and New Mexico. It’s the baby boomers you should fear. They refused to raise the conservative generation, leaving us on our own and are running away to your state.
@thevox10753 жыл бұрын
I didn’t even realize the two were comparable. The South rocks!
@StevesSlideandJazz2 жыл бұрын
Between the ares there are rocks.
@barbaramashburn79803 жыл бұрын
This one is One of My Favorites ❤️! Still laughing!
@jimmmmy413 жыл бұрын
I saw him about 20 years ago. He hurt me that night. So funny.
@terryscheid92242 ай бұрын
RIP James Gregory Heaven gained another angel He will be greatly missed
@sandrapryor93432 жыл бұрын
My favorite weather related term that gets tossed around with much excitement in the South....Tor-Nadic Activity!!!! The weather folks love, love love to say that.....Tor- Nadic Activity. 🤣🤣🤣
@mitchellhelms72383 жыл бұрын
Ain't that the truth
@randykent95943 жыл бұрын
Snow is a southerner's kryptonite.
@joeymerrell85853 жыл бұрын
Damn right it is. I’m 6’4” and 240lbs and as soon as snow flurries are visible I turn into the biggest 5 yr old girl you ever seen.
@hellraisor213 жыл бұрын
Cant agree this Texan boy drives through like it's a big mud puddle on the highway I drive faster than most it's called 4x4 for a reason.
@simplyhuman39823 жыл бұрын
Not exactly. Oklahoma used to get actual snow. Now it's weird that it doesn't happen. We only get ice now.
@shanewallace20453 жыл бұрын
Disagree, it snows south of mason dixon line. Even in Texas, Mississippi, Alabama and Georgia. Have seen it snow in Florida. So...
@joeymerrell85853 жыл бұрын
@@shanewallace2045 I seen it snow in Baghdad. I didn’t like it then or there either.
@MultiverseMediaSpace3 жыл бұрын
I've been doing a version of this joke i came up with for years, but this guy expands it and nails it!
@arhoghunter013 жыл бұрын
Wish I could meet this man, he's hilarious !!!
@dannyjackson38793 жыл бұрын
Never seen him before. But DAMN IF HE AINT IN MY TOP 5 RIGHT NOW! ROFLMAO. Fkin plywood slayed me
@michaelfarmer5372 жыл бұрын
I just laughed till I cried man! Love from the hills of NWA! That’s just plain funny!!
@paulanthony8722 жыл бұрын
If a tornado ever came to California it would be taxed into nonexistence. Just like small businesses.
@danielb19182 жыл бұрын
California has tornadoes, regularly
@lilysfield12 жыл бұрын
no tornado can aford to come here...LOL
@ShiroColdkeyesTheHedgehog2 жыл бұрын
Why does a Tornado not hit LA?
@TALCOLMINTHEMIDDLE2 жыл бұрын
@@ShiroColdkeyesTheHedgehog Louisiana has plenty of tornadoes
@ShiroColdkeyesTheHedgehog2 жыл бұрын
@@TALCOLMINTHEMIDDLE Texas has some but not much
@pennystocklocks3 жыл бұрын
He's the funniest man in the world!
@vanessahenry72383 жыл бұрын
They do have tornados in California, I have seen them. NOW they do not have them often, but they do have them!
@davida472 Жыл бұрын
I live in Cali and we had a tornado spawn here recently about a month ago and I seen my neighbors running out and getting in their cars and heading towards the opposite way. Lots of honda civics blaring once the tornado warning was issued. I was used to this type of weather growing up back in late 90's and to see it come again didn't scare me. Knowing the tornado doesn't touch down and usually only touchdown in the fields. Lots of farmland here.
@OldTimerGarden3 жыл бұрын
You'll never hear a Southerner say, "I'm moving up North or West when I retire".
@shiTheadith3 жыл бұрын
@B Keene nor do they want to.
@bobbybologna30292 жыл бұрын
@B Keene >they only complain about the high cost of living congratulations you just played yourself. Payin' half a million dollars to live in a studio apartment with cockroaches for roommates when I pay 1 5th of that for 4 acres of land and a dog. Yeah yall got it all figured out alright. Now look atcha, you're a joke.
@shiTheadith2 жыл бұрын
@B Keene I hate to break it to you Floridians and people from Atlanta aren't considered "southern" by us real country folk.
@shiTheadith2 жыл бұрын
@B Keene we only claim the panhandle and central Florida, Atlanta been a lost cause for decades, any REAL southern knows that
@shiTheadith2 жыл бұрын
@B Keene both those places smell so bad. Guess you new yarkers are used to that lol
@fyte4luv233 жыл бұрын
please keep the south libtard free, preserve & save our country!
@CoreyKReisher2 жыл бұрын
I've never heard of this guy. He's hilarious.
@dncarac3 жыл бұрын
My kitten is tougher than California. It takes 60 cop cars two hours to stop a car. And even then most of the time the car wrecks itself.
@drh3b3 жыл бұрын
Rodney King would like to have a word with you. Along with plenty of other people,
@elfhighmage82403 жыл бұрын
I know! After I saw so many cop cars wrecked on the streets, those idiots finally caught those Blues Brothers on foot in a tower!
@dncarac3 жыл бұрын
@@drh3b Was his language recognizable as English?
@ckryegrass113 жыл бұрын
I saw this guy live in Anderson, South Carolina along with Sommore. Awesome show!!!!
@jjwashere-qo7ow9 ай бұрын
We joke here in Florida "Waiting on a hurricane is like being stalked by a turtle"; we laugh and board up the windows again!
@erikurizita67023 жыл бұрын
Dude, literally every state is and region is tougher than California. Antarctica, which have zero permanent residents is tougher than California.
@og-greenmachine86233 жыл бұрын
We hate rain, snow & cold...
@Heavywall703 жыл бұрын
@@og-greenmachine8623 I’m from Texas and I have been to California a couple times. I’ma tell ya, the natural parts of the State are literally breathtaking, and for the most part, the people I met, were great. But that government.... Mama said “if ya can’t say something nice about something, don’t say anything at all” can’t say a word about that government.
@chefdan873 жыл бұрын
@Đeath Vader For the people? How on earth is the failed state of California and its corrupt government "for the people"?
@LC-xn4dp3 жыл бұрын
Look at ur avatar you should not be talking about anything tough 😂
@khabbad3 жыл бұрын
@Đeath Vader Yea I see it’s been working out for them. Remember always go away and hide when the government tells you to, it’s all about lives
@WBB8433 жыл бұрын
Hilarious!
@Cricketmh622 жыл бұрын
HE CRACKS ME UP !!!
@evilgenius972 жыл бұрын
I love these 4 mintues of amazing weather jokes, i wasnt ready