Why This Slug Cut Off Its Own Head

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[@jay_mem]

The yacht clip was just expensive ASMR

[@djy07]

Lol

[@fentlovea223]

ya

[@RememberRonSherman]

Another pinned comment?? what

[@violet714]

Mans pinned this comment 30 seconds after it was made

[@BoomASMR98]

A second pinned comment?

[@retroblade9006]

Parasite: “Haha I’ve infected your body. There is nothing you can do now” The slugs head: *No*

[@skye387]

I remember there's a parasite that goes into slug's eyes and apparently they can just grow back their eyes too :0

[@jimothyj2638]

The slugs head is a parasyte that's how it can escape the body

[@trashblob]

Slug be like: Ight imma head out

[@nero9175]

@@jimothyj2638 I got the reference migi

[@abhiram8362]

Slug be like... call an ambulance.. but not for ME

[@liamtaylor5091]

Slug: *stubs toe* Slug: "Fuck this, I'm starting over"

[@mousepumpkin7564]

Lol 😂

[@gakontop]

the toe that it has

[@a.j.torizzo3879]

Lol 😂

[@senroillust4114]

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[@pocketpenguin8601]

I wish I could do that

[@ianpey2862]

Slug be like: “You can’t have cancer spread to the rest of your body if there is no body.”

[@Titan-fk2fi]

What if it start from the head?

[@steveplay1132]

@@Titan-fk2fi If it starts from the head. It’s over.

[@nagarathnammats110]

Big brain

[@cr4tt3mndt71]

@@nagarathnammats110 Big brainy*

[@okaytyler2774]

@@nagarathnammats110 Such a big brain. Hemorrhaging, in fact.

[@pandathegaminglegend5700]

The slug really took the phrase "should've aimed for the head" to another level

[@godwinyan5448]

lol thanos

[@justinemendoza8343]

Normal cats: “Meow” Russian cats: *does pull ups in a two story building*

[@Ameen_PM]

Lol

[@keenanchandler4919]

Hahah golden

[@xenon5684]

It’s not a Russian cat, it’s Ukrainian, the video filmed in Vinnytsia, Ukraine.

[@ihelpblindkids7674]

@@xenon5684 hey I might be wrong but maybe just maybe he said that because of the meme,but that's just me thinking out loud.

[@hi-yi9nh]

@@xenon5684 it’s a joke pls

[@franical]

I lol'd at the cat climbing the tree into the window. that's dedication right there.

[@WonderWorldYTC]

That Slug brings a new meaning to "you've got a big head"

[@Ace-jo1oj]

Lol

[@chicharron138]

No, a new gender.

[@user-uj7zb7hw3x]

*MY WORLD RECORD IS TO BE THE MOST HATED KZbinR!!* OR I WILL MAKE YOU HATE MY

[@user-uj7zb7hw3x]

MY WORLD RECORD IS TO BE THE MOST HATED KZbinR *I HAVE TO BE MORE HATED THEN ANYONE ELSE 🎥🎥👎🏽👎🏽*

[@honeykim1290]

@@user-uj7zb7hw3x can you just shut up

[@theredfryingpan6460]

Anyone: *gets a scrape* "eh it'll be fine" Slug: *Literally anything* "Ok this body is sooo last year time to get a new one!"

[@SAFIS448]

lol yes

[@dirge44]

@@SAFIS448 edited?... I HAVE CAUGHT YOUR SPELLING MISTAKE YOU CANNOT HIDE FROM ME

[@chrjstiann]

@@dirge44 they probably said "lol yed"

[@aerinfrei]

'new year new me'

[@SAFIS448]

@@dirge44 i accidently type *lol yrs* then i edited

[@The_Horizon]

"I can't live anymore... Good bye world..." *cuts head off* "YO SERIOUSLY HOW AM I STILL ALIVE"

[@TheHotBlade]

Hello.

[@boquaa1448]

How many subs can I get off this comment current is (2,18k)

[@Baller4Life1]

Ok

[@fyranoselliç]

Henlo Horizon :D

[@err]

Lel

[@nicholasavasthi9879]

“Dangerous rabbit” The world has gotten absurd enough that Monty Python skits are coming to life

[@yupei5778]

"IT has teeth like... It can jump like... LOOK AT THE BONES!"

[@Jdub-re6cs]

Run away, Run Away!

[@MangoRiko]

Sure it ain't because of re zero?

[@laur420]

We have the holy handgrenade!

[@uekiguy5886]

Nicholas -- Have you seen "Women in bras confront Ultra-Orthodox Jews protesting Eurovision"? You'd like it. The comment section has many Monty Python references.

[@TheHotBlade]

*"'Tis, but a scratch."* - A small sluggy boi.

[@jonathancarlson6127]

This on the same video with a killer rabbit.

[@robosing225]

You watch too much asmongold.

[@cloudeysrl9141]

You called?

[@barrysniff]

merely a flesh wound

[@Nateyred]

*Tis just a flesh wound*

[@classiclife7204]

"No wind, no animals, this golf course, it's like I'm on another planet"

[@classiclife7204]

@@cynthiahague4306 There's a golf course nearby in the video. You see it near the end of the sequence at 3:12 along with other development (probably a resort, perhaps he was even staying there). So he wasn't as isolated from humanity as the narration suggested. Not exactly a different planet. That's why I made the little gag.

[@maciekoostkamp]

Wow u got the whole gang laughing😐

[@classiclife7204]

@@maciekoostkamp Don't worry about it, Mr. Oostkamp. It's all chill.

[@NotJada.]

lollll

[@classiclife7204]

@@Hunkolicious Read the other comments

[@chupaxf]

Fun fact: “The Twilight Zone” actually used to film in Death Valley a lot, precisely because it looks like another planet - they filmed their space/alien episodes there. Apparently actors and camera operators would regularly pass out from the heat.

[@alexiswilliamsinc]

👀

[@lawrencemorris2261]

Hope they got paid generously

[@PizzaPowerXYZ]

@@lawrencemorris2261 probably not :(

[@chupaxf]

@@lawrencemorris2261 I don’t think they got paid more than usual, but I did find this trivia about the conditions on the TZ wiki if anyone is interested: “Unprepared for the conditions, the crew suffered extreme dehydration and heat exhaustion. Director of Photography George T. Clemens collapsed and fell from a camera crane. The cast and crew feared Clemens was suffering of a heart attack, but it turned out to simply be heat exhaustion. The heat got to be so bad for the cast and crew, that the [interior scenes] were shot on the MGM lot. George T. Clemens later said that the sweat of the cast and crew would evaporate almost immediately. Because of this, the sweat seen in the show is actually glycerin.” That’s crazy heat if your sweat instantly evaporates. 🥵

[@alexgebruers5621]

yeah imagine wearing a big costume

[@thetorontogirl]

Death Valley: There's no wind. Jack Sparrow: of course there's no bloody wind

[@sapphireproctor6843]

The whale: " Did I say you can take a picture of me!? "

[@zaeemwajah9873]

Isn't it a dolphin?

[@kaboomgaming4255]

@@zaeemwajah9873 no

[@FunnyKnightGuy]

nah bro he was just hittin a fat poggers for the camera

[@Feathered_Crow]

@@zaeemwajah9873 beluga whale is what it is mate-

[@purvioml]

It was posing 😒

[@jigglyjigglywussybussypuss516]

No one: The cat: “it’s mission impossible time”

[@johnmichaelc.limlim2219]

Hi

[@therhodes7856]

Llooollll

[@iwantsexseemyvideo8642]

Clinic

[@LawzarXR]

I know this is outta of the subject but same I love Hen.tai

[@vapecat8988]

brother

[@starnyx3593]

2:30 That one neighbor’s car alarm at 12:00 am:

[@DiamondWorldYoutube]

Yep

[@rmsmauretania9979]

Anyone know what species that is

[@AnaRodriguez-cn6hv]

@@rmsmauretania9979 it's some type of tree frog, probably a green tree frog

[@rmsmauretania9979]

@@AnaRodriguez-cn6hv oh

[@AnaRodriguez-cn6hv]

@@rmsmauretania9979 wait i just realized your wall-e ö Like your movie :D

[@pers0nified675]

Slug: gets stuck Slug’s Body: *Slug’s Body has left the game.*

[@Truenkyy]

Lmaoooo

[@mtflieutenant7693]

Stole it but aight

[@pers0nified675]

@@mtflieutenant7693 I never saw it being used

[@minhuc1255]

@@GodisaSTUPIDIDIOTFCKINGA-cz3xc lol what ?

[@cereal4694]

What are you doing step head

[@thatterrariaguidenpc8054]

French people: Off with his head! Slug: *jokes on you im into that shit*

[@Blinman12]

Bruh

[@dont9790]

ƊÕÑT ŘĒÄĎ ḾẎ ҎŘÕḞÎĹĒ ҎÎḈ₸ŬŘE

[@IAmNotASandwich453]

Why do I suddenly see comments about memes I just learned about yesterday. You must be a paid bot created by the KZbin algorithm

[@antoinedemitripenas1728]

Humans: *use gyms to exercise* Cat: *Pathetic*

[@catherineling5437]

Humans: I use gyms! Cats: *i use houses/buildings*

[@slashd]

That sliding down the Luge course seems like something you can easily replicate in a VR game

[@Sheenifier]

Maybe not from the vantage point of a ballsac

[@FunkyFreshYT]

"This person tried to take a selfie with a whale" The beluga in the video: **Mad echolocation intensifies**

[@arwasaad7573]

Wel it’s called a beluga whale-

[@sashaaa_27]

i thought its a dolphin.

[@xxashes4579]

The beluga whale in the video is angee

[@josharmstrong8813]

@Daily Dose of Bloopers that look the Beluga gave her at the start just reminded me of Kermit the frogs scrunched up angry face

[@mostababa3067]

@@sashaaa_27the Beluga whale is closely related to dolphins (both toothed whales), but yeah it’s not a dolphin

[@BigFan23472]

scientists looking at slug: * visible confusion * The slug: my goals are far from your understanding.

[@Scarb1984]

Man: Where’s the bunny? Rabbit: On your left.

[@user-ph7kq2lp4v]

OH COME ON

[@aj1046]

Plot twist: the rabbit multiplies indefinitely and they're surrounded

[@matthewhamilton2913]

@@aj1046 RABBIT CLONE JUTSU

[@CyberThe1st]

@Hannah yeah me too 😂 just making sure its from Captain America right?

[@JakeANIMATIONSTUDIOS]

The dog carrying an egg: I've been training my whole life for this...

[@I_Am_The_Milkman]

"Accidentally destroyed everything in its path" is my new favourite sentence

[@pabz7827]

Slug stuck on something: “Aight imma head out”

[@tagreedibrahim9978]

aight imma "head" out

[@Tyrone1110]

Aight my heads out

[@SOMebodytohelp]

I see what you did there.

[@sasha9647]

Stop copying comments 🤦‍♀️

[@imheretocomment8953]

*head off

[@luizcadu]

"Have you ever considered going on a diet?" "Nah, I'll just get myself another body".

[@aitorechegaray5057]

He's adding these small clips of himself like tiny vlogs at the end of each video and I love it!

[@VXGaming]

“This man was told about a dangerous rabbit” I expected more of Monty Python's version.

[@thewazzfam4391]

i’m so close to 1,000 su- pounds after this quarantine. lol have a good day ☝🏻

[@ThePreciseClimber]

"Jaysus Christ!"

[@FiSH-iSH]

lol

[@dan8346]

The Sea Slug has one hell of a survival hack.

[@OfentseMwaseFilms]

Daily Dose of Internet, Everyone’s favourite Channel!

[@jamesoof1522]

Yes

[@griamore1261]

Egg

[@epicender5216]

@@griamore1261 Fried or scrambled?

[@griamore1261]

@@epicender5216 Fried it's nicer if the yolk is creamier

[@griamore1261]

@@epicender5216 how about you?

[@qsters]

"Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on."

[@kevinstrahota1223]

He's got big fangs. I'm telling you, don't go down there.

[@anikastewart9238]

you read my mind

[@djkb125]

I soiled my armor I was so scared!

[@zealos591]

@@djkb125 Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide; it's a killer!

[@Tesserex]

Look at the bones!

[@janmots2829]

Slug: "Whelp! I guess I must get ahead of things before I lose it."

[@redbanana7372]

These can return on their own, often easily lost, it resembles a lizard's tail 😉

[@Freefs1]

1 min ago

[@AJINCRaju]

@@GodisaSTUPIDIDIOTFCKINGA-cz3xc k

[@Britainium]

@@GodisaSTUPIDIDIOTFCKINGA-cz3xc wtf

[@anuprash8953]

Hello

[@thatoneguy7395]

@@GodisaSTUPIDIDIOTFCKINGA-cz3xc whos anti-asian im a south-east asian

[@mattsucksatyoutube3404]

The real question is: Did the snail cut off it's head or did it cut off it's body?

[@Sapphiregamer8605]

….

[@Sapphiregamer8605]

Now my head is gonna be hurting from confusion.

[@aragon5869]

it cut off its body

[@shorpee4165]

Congrats, man. You’ve invented a new paradox.

[@RashaKahn]

Doctor: “So how did you get rabies?” Guy: “My girl thought it would be funny if I got attacked by an angry rabbit in the yard…”

[@CatsRCute902]

The Slug: Removes head Also the slug: Has a Itchy spot under there head

[@exhalerwolf1272]

Slug's Body: *is infected or some shit* Its head: adios Edit: calm down y'all, I fixed it. It's 3am lol

[@aligga8967]

Its*

[@kingtonza9711]

That would be a cool ability to have

[@martinfisker7438]

Having seen quite a few nature documentaries about parasites that affect slugs and insects, I can see how chopping off your head is the lesser evil

[@fayth6717]

@@F-14B your* lmao you talk about someone else’s grammar yet you make a grammar mistake omg 😂😂😂✋idek if you’re joking or not.

[@fayth6717]

@@samdabeast3186 ikr I just laughed my head off

[@nugget1760]

Man: *walks out* Rabbit: "so you have chosen death"

[@fathurrahman9355]

Probably is a rabbit from monty python that only killable with holy grenade

[@theoriginalchefboyoboy6025]

@@fathurrahman9355 she did warn him the rabbit was dynamite...

[@endlesgamer1181]

the frog sounds like a alarm which will wake you up to go to school

[@realneal8623]

Not only is there *The Headless Horseman,* now there is *The Headless Slugman*

[@err]

Mÿy nãmêe

[@jamaicanjewel8608]

😂

[@ImUsaxe]

Lmaooooo

[@shadoel8827]

We are doomed.

[@Winrarnt]

The headless horseless slugmann

[@bradleyyazzie9281]

The volcano on 2:29 is called Shiprock and it is located in Shiprock NM and I have visited there and I am navajo and the volcano is sacred to us

[@panakid2nd]

"hottest place on earth felt like I was on Mars" Meanwhile temperature on Mars: - 81°

[@m1a129]

He meant by the terrain

[@lucasdeonarain1071]

Dunno

[@menaceskitz27]

True shit 😂

[@igoski1582]

Mars was just not the correct analogy. Venus would have been more appropriate.

[@brunolevilevi5054]

@@igoski1582 If we are being pedantic, it wasn't an analogy, but a comparison :D

[@darnellfam1]

Someone PLEASE remix the frog part! I think it has great meme potential.

[@PowerSerge]

“You didn’t have to cut me off” 💀

[@JMastura]

Slug: "Ight imma head out."

[@Truenkyy]

Lmao

[@haileycandeza-solano]

😭😭😭

[@exnyy9448]

LMAOOO

[@mansim635]

😭

[@ItumelengS]

Nice

[@Kit_stoop_stoop]

There is a dangerous rabbit King arthur of the round table: get the holy hand grenade

[@schmassbinder]

The teeth!

[@nelsonthibeau2050]

It's just a bunny

[@Kit_stoop_stoop]

@@nelsonthibeau2050 a killer bunny

[@golden1_1dragon12]

Rabbies 😕

[@RuffWarl0ck]

Jesus Christ!

[@louisrobitaille5810]

0:40 Nightmare fuel: someone added a random really sharp pole in the middle of the course; you're on the luge.

[@josiahtamby]

The title: *WHY* the slug cuts its own head off Daily Dose Of Internet: and we *still* don’t know why it does this.

[@iwantsexseemyvideo8642]

Join

[@user-je1wu7mc7h]

Not talking to you, riskyy, you good

[@helenetrstrup4817]

It cuts off its head to grow a new body. We don't know why it's growing a new body. 😆

[@jojobizarrelivingstone594]

Atleast he doesnt click bait and shows the thing in the thumbnail first

[@IAmNotASandwich453]

Was this the first time we got CLICKBAITED by DDOI? 😨😱

[@malin3344]

The slug: “tis but a scratch”

[@nikkiwilliams3148]

"Tis' only a flesh wound"

[@hankjwimbleton6598]

A scratch! Your head fell off!

[@bigfest6498]

Luge Runner: yeah I'll have the roller coaster, hold the rollers please

[@Agaettis]

"Dangerous rabbit in the backyard" what is this, monty python?

[@rezinyt4879]

Just get a holy hand grenade of antiok smh

[@HT79]

Glad to see people still getting Monty Python references in 2021

[@rezinyt4879]

@@HT79 yea lol

[@drawsouza]

@@rezinyt4879 Count upto 3, no more no less

[@fluffymoth87]

"Noodle, are you a cat?" Noodle: *Nods*

[@Nick_Fury_1127]

1:38 “That’s got to be the best pirate I’ve ever seen”

[@dannyso8366]

slug: I'm way ahead of you buddy.

[@pineconesacramento8802]

1:55 that whale was just pogchamping for the photo

[@Kalut731]

Slug be like: "Aight I'ma head out"

[@lumberjack8261]

Fun fact: Death valley is a really popular area for mountain bikers

[@justinkim_]

@Daily Dose of Bloopers is that you?

[@justinkim_]

@@GodisaSTUPIDIDIOTFCKINGA-cz3xc Please stop

[@sf1a]

@@justinkim_ DONT FEED THE TROLL

[@shauniejames5763]

What was that at the end? Is there like a resort in Death Valley

[@KevinGsWK]

Biker taker

[@jelly-butter]

I love how the title is so interesting, and it plays IMMEDIATELY what the title :)

[@iitmuss2924]

Everybody at the orchestra: Nice singing and good music My singing: 2:32

[@Baller4Life1]

Yes

[@lmao9526]

Yes

[@dougkaltenmark9778]

lol

[@lmao9526]

This is gonna get pinned

[@Partofyourworld97]

That’s a good one ngl

[@kenzdrawsstuff]

That volcano is actually called Shiprock, located in New Mexico. It’s actually only a little bit away from where I come from, and I’ve seen it multiple times in real life :D

[@KingMrBigE]

"Its not an ordinary rabbit, its got sharp teeth"... Get the Holy Handgranade!

[@aadhya8459]

2:30 is my new phone ringtone! Thanks frog!

[@sergiopirela5864]

*Captain Loses control* First Mate: “You’re good. You’re good. You’re good. You’re good.”

[@myrtasz1036]

those dunes in death valley shine so beutifully around dusk, kind of like a rainbow or spilled petrol

[@Buby_vr1098]

Bro that cat climbing that house he was literally playing uncharted

[@rollomaughfling380]

02:03 Cat's been playing Dying Light, still hasn't found the grappling hook.

[@PatrickRatman]

i was thinking asscreed, but fair enough lol.

[@RussianAiden]

Dying Light 2: Stay Kitty

[@just_ise4418]

Someone glitching at the sides in a horror game:

[@paulforester6996]

Judging from that angle, you have to be nuts to do the luge. That's as crazy as a ski jump, which I seen with my own eyes. You don't get the angle, from watching on a small screen. Crazy!

[@cec8520]

The yacht: aint nobody gonna break my stride, nobody’s gonna slow meee downnn, oh no

[@johnR1628_]

I,ve got to keep on moving

[@randomdude8790]

I got to keep on moving

[@feykro4152]

Daily Does Of Internet: There is no wind Some dust like a second later: To the skies!

[@shadowknight7584]

Lol

[@coalblack666]

i think it was the lens flare

[@ArthurLehmann]

It’s light

[@samiam619]

And yet there a Krazy people who live out there, on purpose even!

[@BOT-qn8cw]

Ahaha seconds ago its 99 likes wtf

[@mysticdragonwolf89]

That frog unplugged my plugged ear….

[@trick351]

3:06 super creepy. You’re truly brave

[@tacolad381]

Wise man-"Its the most foul creature in all the lands!" Knight who says knee-"Is it behind the rabbit?" Wise man-"it is the rabbit"

[@Bullshitvol2]

...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the LORD did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu...And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it

[@tacolad381]

@@Bullshitvol2king Aurthur-"one... two.... five!" Knight- "three sir" King Arthur-"Three!"

[@1mpy]

Lol I saw this movie

[@mandywalkden-brown7250]

*Ni, actually.

[@manuelzamora3651]

Señor scratchy 🐇

[@simonh1987]

That ‘dormant volcano’ looks more like a tree stump

[@jackgarw]

“This volcano went dormant about 25 million years ago” Scientists: *OMG THAT WAS LIKE YESTERDAY*

[@nesta8273]

Jesus isnt even that old, so this is fake news. Also when i place my world map on the floor, it clearly shows that the earth is flat. Hello? Evidence right there.

[@erniethewalrus9276]

@@nesta8273 lol

[@m.b.82]

@@rookiecookie722 how can he be eternal if the world is only 6,000 years old according to the bible

[@user-do7ey1gx2g]

@@rookiecookie722 Same. One minute ago.

[@user-do7ey1gx2g]

Why wouldve the dinosaur existed, then? Or whatever, and how that earth.

[@beast5232]

Humans: It's impossible to decapitated your self Slug: are you a joke to me

[@dontclickme6132]

I don't know if I can get any sub in this comment but let's see

[@neil2300]

*Wrong Words Used*

[@djskaggs07]

Well.. it is possible for humans to decapitate themselves

[@quinnny_]

am i a joke to you*

[@neil2300]

@@user-ii9wd3dj3q i love you man ! BTW no HOMO

[@justdance3enjoyer549]

That volcano looks like the map from Infinity Blade

[@HonestLettuce]

I Love how DDOI's definition of up close is between the legs xD

[@oreo624]

1:04 “yes I am a cat. How did you know?”

[@The1rockerman]

That little Oasis down there at 3:12....Is that Scotty's Castle?

[@mackjames5332]

Cat hanging on wall: "OK I know there's a window here somewhere, where is it again? at least I think it's here, it was here last week, c'mon now... who moved the freakin window?... oh there it is, whew!

[@craigmurphy1204]

1:21 that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! Look at the bones!

[@americanhostage32]

I wrecked my motorcycle in Death Valley, at night years ago. I didn’t see a car for a couple hours, they gave me a ride into Vegas. If I had walked over the next hill, there was civilization. I was 18 years old, scared to death, I ended up having a hell of a great memory, I’m 50 now. It took me two weeks to hitch-hike to Austin Texas. I had such a good time, I continued my trip all the way to the coast in Florida's eastern coast. In 1990, I was coast to coast, thought I knew everything, damn! I would’ve never guessed that people would be fighting over wearing a mask. No way could I have pictured the world in which we now find ourselves.

[@toontastickidz6293]

That slug feels like kiwi fruit come to life in the form of a slug, you have to admit it looks like an inside of a kiwi fruit a little

[@SJHFoto]

Marie Antoinette would have loved to learn the slug's ability!

[@AbsoluteNut1]

"It's a killer rabbit. It's got big teeth. Run away! Run away!"...Monty Python

[@arlynnecumberbatch1056]

"I went to the death valley which is a hot place that it made me feel like im on mars" Mars: *has temp of -20C*

[@chigoville2660]

Actually Mars temp is -90 during the day..

[@lilykenley9104]

He meant the view made him feel like he was on Mars

[@BeijingCouncil]

2:03 Mission Imeowable! Coming to theaters in 2023

[@ChengTeoh]

Someone needs to sign up that one Cat to do America Ninja Warrior.

[@TheHotBlade]

Please send me some.

[@arkibrahim8471]

lol ikr

[@user-bd2qh6nq9i]

My ten next followers will get 8 dollar

[@carbonmonoxide20]

no Russian ninja warrior

[@NotVico]

yoo the detroit become human guy

[@JDsVarietyChannel]

Me: What shirt should I wear today? Slug: Should I have a body today?

[@probrawlstars4287]

Body: Why are we still here..

[@pacificplayz9507]

Pants: Oh well

[@probrawlstars4287]

@@user-ii9wd3dj3q Can U leave this channel? (I MEAN LITERALLY, THIS BOTS ARE RUINING OUR LIVES)

[@Zyn_Shi]

@@probrawlstars4287 Body:....Just to suffer?..

[@samaeldeul572]

😂😂

[@thehatred4061]

Extreme DOSE of RESPECT for putting the title video as the FIRST CLIP. MORE CREATORS NEED TO DO THIS. ITS MORE GENUINE

[@sunnydaze2359]

Yes he always seems to do that. No Clickbait There.

[@hephaestus5365]

You're new here huh :3

[@1wietje]

I always imagine people typing in caps are shouting from the top of their lungs. You sound like some KZbin freedom fighter.

[@adiaphoros6842]

I can think of one exception, the one where with putting water in a photocopier.

[@GreenyAU]

Shouldnt matter where in the video...it just has to be in the video

[@KerwynPromoter]

The Slug wanted a Gym Body

[@Sadroo]

lol

[@justatalkativebeardedguy1549]

yep

[@dumbuglyacc]

@@user-ii9wd3dj3q lmao then post clickbait

[@davidmii1340]

Yeah

[@stormhawk1492]

Ha

[@anime_simpqueen1659]

I like how the daily dose of internet isn't drama,gossip or celebrities it's literally ab random stuff on the internet

[@LoveElisaKiss]

Daily dose of random things found on the internet

[@ankitghosh45]

Slug after cutting own head: 'Tis nothing but a scratch.

[@fxlcontalon4281]

*'Tis but a flesh wound*

[@BankerRack]

@@fxlcontalon4281 Correct

[@zxbzxbzxb1]

@@fxlcontalon4281 It's 'Tis but a scratch' and 'Just a flesh wound'. I've watched it more than enough times to be able to recite the entire film without a pause :D

[@techfan1017]

All that for a drop of blood.

[@Cocaineaddict1190]

Salt

[@MagicalGamer]

That clip at the end was amazing I would love to visit there

[@DVFT]

𝘐 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘶𝘣𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘴𝘶𝘣𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘣𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘦, 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘺 𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘦

[@ArwaTn_IsMe]

Me too

[@ArwaTn_IsMe]

@@DVFT no

[@DVFT]

@@ArwaTn_IsMe yes pls

[@ArwaTn_IsMe]

@@DVFT done Just kidding

[@humha7613]

Slug: "I feel fat." *Removes body

[@remix480]

Wish we could do that in rl

[@speedwagonecorps7030]

@@remix480 ah yes, I believe seeing just people as heads should be mormalized, but I wish it we humans can do what the slug does..

[@Kamen_Demonz_Kazael]

Should've been feel sluggish

[@GwenKalash]

Meanwhile in an alternate universe: *people with floating heads*

[@mynameiselvispresleygirlsa5911]

I'm jelly

[@paulcuffaro]

That slug was honestly SO COOL!

[@emrekutluktemur3366]

ok

[@plumbus1758]

Here before this comment blows up

[@mori.i]

I don’t even know who this is

[@sol._1]

Hello traveler, it seems your looking at replies? well this "*thing*" might help you Never gonna give you up

[@brodyquestionmark]

ok

[@spiderdude2099]

Slug: *gets barely stuck on something* Slugs head: “fuck this shit, I’m out”

[@TacticalDimples]

“Alright, ima head out.”

[@chris.76256]

See y'all later

[@subscribesoicangetrobux8247]

@@chris.76256 don't come after one year...

[@Rhinzi]

@ArOne take my fucking like and have a good day

[@diazalbn]

or call their stepbro.