Why we all want to read Boyle's culinary blog | Brooklyn Nine-Nine

It's the only blog that takes into account "mouth-feel".
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"Brooklyn Nine-Nine" follows the exploits of hilarious Det. Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg) and his stoically ever-professional captain, Raymond Holt (Andre Braugher), along with their diverse, lovable colleagues as they police the NYPD's 99th Precinct. In this final season of the series, Jake and the squad must try to balance their personal lives and their professional lives over the course of a very difficult year.
Rounding out the ensemble is Sgt. Amy Santiago (Melissa Fumera), who has a passion for organization and a weakness for dork dancing; Lt. Terry Jeffords (Terry Crews), a mountain of a man whose most powerful muscle is his sweetheart; Jake's best friend and human puppy dog, Det. Charles Boyle (Joe Lo Truglio); and the incredibly secretive, tough-as-nails Rosa Diaz (Stephanie Beatriz). Also part of the Nine-Nine are veteran officers Det. Scully (Joel McKinnon Miller) and Det. Hitchcock (Dirk Blocker), whose only skill as police officers is their ability to make a passable pot of coffee.
Created by Emmy Award-winning writer/producers Dan Goor and Michael Schur, "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" won the 2014 Golden Globe Awards for Best Television Series - Comedy or Musical and Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series - Comedy or Musical (Samberg). Emmy winner Braugher earned four Emmy nominations for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series for his role as Capt. Holt.
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[@Dezdichado1000]

Also, you omitted the best scene where Boyle just spaced out and eating his stew during while everyone else is smashing that house in the background for the Rosa's bachelorette party.

[@ashywashy71296]

The intestines 😭😭😭

[@bakhithajoseph5999]

What does sizzle?

[@RylanStorm]

La petite colon

[@evehastings9189]

I love that scene !

[@QuinRaySquakamole]

DAWG everyone forgets about that scene like it never happened and it's quite literally my number one favorite scene in the entire show, even topped by when sarge ripped the arms off the hostage chair in the training day episode

[@johnlarry5534]

boyle is the grossest and most adorable and wholesome person

[@arloriofrancesco1284]

He's like Creed Bratton if he was Jim Halpert, a bit of Micheal Scott and Pam

[@themoneypromethod465]

Quick watch of Superbad eliminates this opinion for me

[@mockingsuppliment3374]

Grossest?? Bruh what about Scully and Hitchcock??

[@MashedPotajoe]

@@themoneypromethod465 you got myspace or…

[@johnlarry5534]

@@mockingsuppliment3374 i mean grossest when it comes to the food he eats

[@donalderickson5561]

“Just eating butter like a popsicle, huh, Boyle?” “Yeah I’m spoiling myself.”🤣🤣🤣

[@quiddlydiddster3197]

It's weird that he's a total foodie snob when it comes to pizza that everyone else likes but then he can just eat a stick of butter as if it tastes good.

[@ChrissiESommer]

I always wondered how they shot that ? did the actor actually have to eat pure butter??

[@Mister-Red]

The worst kind of spoiling you can do

[@Kevinthewoman]

​@@ChrissiESommerhella late to this. But I remember seeing a tik tok of this guy who works with props. And butter was an example! They made it out of white chocolate so the actor could take huge bites

[@ChrissiESommer]

@@Kevinthewoman ah interesting and makes sense, thanks!

[@reeceytaylor]

"nope, I forgot the sugar, that's on me" always love that one

[@ma133ha_99]

Boyle and Food were just meant to be , just like Jake and Die hard 🙌

[@notcharliemills]

Or Amy and stationary, or crosswords

[@ma133ha_99]

@@notcharliemills Amy and binders 🙌

[@rayzhang9453]

@@ma133ha_99 terry and the gym

[@ma133ha_99]

@@rayzhang9453 good one! Terry and Yoghurt /Yogurt

[@blue_and_chicken]

roza and weapons

[@tedpengu1n]

Oh how the Bat meat joke has aged like what ever Boyle is fermenting under his desk

[@Bitmap90]

Beans 😊

[@lowkeyobsessedngl]

i think Joe would totally make a killing on YT playing Boyle while cooking.

[@animeshdas6866]

That channel should be called "Boyle says Umami"

[@lakzefar449]

@@animeshdas6866 It really shouldn't

[@alecchristiaen4856]

ngl, I'd subscribe to a weekly series of him cooking in-character. Learn something AND have a laugh hopefully.

[@ma133ha_99]

The KZbin name would be something that sounds Inappropriate but To Boyle sounds Normal 😹

[@lakzefar449]

@@ma133ha_99 Imagine a baking show called ''Boyle's Buns'' lol😂

[@Nadimprodutions]

its funny how Hitchcok and Scully are there ready with a fork and knife when Boyle showed the Pie

[@animeshdas6866]

I want a compilation loop of just Boyle saying "umami".

[@madunwagbo4769]

Charles: “Relax. It’s not the first turkey I’ve killed in a friends bathtub” Terry (visibly alarmed): “It ISN’T?!”

[@SkyPerson]

He probably cooks the turkey every year for the 99 and so Terry is wondering- “did he kill a turkey in *my* house???”

[@katie2893]

i don't understand how boyle talking about eating linguini is both wholesome and inappropriate at the same time

[@iamjaiguy]

“It’s the only place you can buy quality bat meat” Charles… man… you wanna confess something?

[@davidthomson1529]

It came from a LAB in WUHAN, okay? From a LAB. Boyle had nothing to do with it!

[@arm279145]

He saw Ozzy ONE TIME MAN!!!

[@loyalty5207]

@@davidthomson1529 It came from a seafood market.

[@santh9115]

Fruit bats are common dish in Seychelles

[@friendchannel5382]

I immediately thought of Covid! 😷

[@DYNEadvance]

"I'm drowning my sorrow in octopus balls" Most relatable line in this whole series

[@BROXBasher]

Won’t lie, Takoyaki is delicious. Just eat it piece by piece, eating it in one bite will fill your mouth.

[@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954]

Boyle’s obsession with food was definitely a mixed bag of gross and funny. 😅 4:41 I can’t believe he said that about Nikolaj.🤣

[@jakemartinez2525]

*Nikolaj*

[@kalfiorzielony6120]

it's Nikolaj

[@serene3175]

*NIkolaj*

[@blues.baseball.badanxiety]

No, *Nikolaj*

[@tyrant-den884]

Tbf, one of my greatest fears about having kids is they will inherit the picky eating habits I had until I was 15. Also it's _Nikolaj._

[@pabloikonyero]

Boyle: This year's bird will be as moist as... Gina: No. Boyle: As juicy as you... Gina: No. Boyle: As wet as you can... Gina: Boyle just say it'll be good man. Boyle: IT'LL BE GOOOODD MAAN

[@AnshumanDas2902]

Sooooooooooo underrated

[@pasandesilva2295]

It's all Good Man

[@yellowlabsrunning]

🤣🤣🤣

[@daveclark6324]

"You just graduated pie school b!tches!" 🤣

[@Dezdichado1000]

Yesterday we was drinking and a friend suddenly started talking about mouth feel when eating a some hippie brand of chips and I immediately yelled Boyle!

[@firefly-fez]

Of course we want to read Boyle's blog. It's the only one that measures mouth-feel.

[@Bitmap90]

3:24 I had to look this up and this is a real Sudanese dish called kawari. It is a stew made from vegetables and cow or sheep hooves.

[@amauryleblanc7979]

I've never doubted that this show would at least try to make this sort of random detail authentic, but I like you very much for verifying that!

[@burn1253]

joe lo truglio is such a good actor

[@ohnobees8033]

"Why do you have an axe? Also, nice axe." I love the rare occasions where Rosa's interests align with someone else's.

[@Mister-Red]

7:04 that look shows that Terry might have invited Charles to his house and is worried if he killed a turkey there

[@sethbond8948]

Boyle can scare even Rosa with food.

[@nyashamachokoto8851]

You are going to be cooking for him until he goes to college

[@thethreemusketeers6045]

I like when Boyle took out his pie at the end u can see Hitchcock and scully walk over

[@ceyrai]

B99 is my favorite show but my 2nd worst pet peeve on it is when they hate on Boyle's food, especially the Asian ones. Cmon man, takoyaki and seafood balls are delicious and a snack staple in East Asia and SEA, maybe show a lil respect ("Apparently that's a trigger for me" -cpt holt)

[@abdulazizmohammed8797]

"Yeah!" Jake.

[@sriv2167]

As a vegetarian (also an Asian), a lot of what people eat all over the world which includes Asia genuinely terrifies me.

[@alialluaibi3008]

If Boyle wasn't a detective, he would have made an awesome chef !

[@zsantos4312]

I'm so mad Boyle didn't win a single heist

[@timsmith618]

"Moshi moshi losers" is going to live rent free in my head.

[@pkthunder7008]

Takoyaki is incredible but only when fresh and hot.

[@december1to31]

There's nothing weird about it. It's very nice.

[@WongKangJie]

NGL - if there was actually such a blog, I would read it

[@Skirk84]

It brings a tear to my eye thinking about how good that Apple pie was

[@dayschange2]

I love Scully and Hitchcock morphing out of the background in the last clip.

[@ASquared544]

You know as much as they tried to up the gross out factor the most offensive thing Boyle served was the hoof. Not because it’s a hoof but because who on earth keeps the whole leg on? You can just serve the hoof man!

[@dengueberries]

they can serve it however it behoofs them!

[@Epicthomas1000]

3:00 bro Charles’ smile at cooking for Mac until Mac goes to college is legit so wholesome

[@phrophetsamgames]

Boyle's food tastes are goals

[@G.H.M.]

We want to read it cuz it’s the only blog that considers mouth feel when ranking restaurants

[@coverbak2335]

In his defence, takoyaki is really good

[@chowandrew2458]

Because it is the only one that measures mouth-feel duh.

[@ironpulse3658]

The way he described the apple pie I want to try it

[@anubhavnigam2483]

Jamon Iberico is truly the bomb! I had it once in my life and not a day goes by I don't long for that. Lightly pan seared JI on a buttery crispy roll is the fruit of Eden 😭😭❤️❤️

[@Satherian]

Mad respect for Charles's pallette, especially how he's fine with directly killing the turkey

[@brokenmask333]

3:55 Terry definitely sent him an email

[@Goabnb94]

You missed: _Charles, what's fermenting at your desk?_ Yogurt, but the jars hot. I even got an authentic pressure cooker from Albania. _So you on a watchlist now_ Several, The FBI have visited my house

[@Nick_C1997]

Something Boyle forgot to mention about Jamon Iberico is that it is so tender because the pigs are serenaded to the music of Mozart before being slaughtered, that way they're relaxed and not tense

[@desired397]

Boyle is my sort of friend. Food is my weakness, good food even more so.

[@M1ckTheMan]

Why'd they think goat broth sounded weird? I make lamb broth all the time, no big!

[@billyisnotonfire]

boyle’s happy place is actually pretty great

[@varad_ind]

Boyle is the best!

[@gil.99]

The thumbnail really gets me KSKDKDXJ. It looks like a video thumbnail (some of) a food vlogger would put.

[@stickmanblubbles4489]

1:25 Why do the writers think takoyaki is an exotic or weird food item?

[@wackachuisthelordandsavior1954]

Boyle is simultaneously the best chef and eater I've ever seen and the worst. He will cook the best godamn food you've ever eaten then turn around and take a bite out of a cows tesicles.

[@mattygee1402]

6:18 holts eye looks so weird haha

[@ddb2024]

i have no idea

[@seanA416]

You're right. I wonder why

[@mattygee1402]

@@seanA416 it's the lighting probably from the camera

[@wizzardog3335]

Boyle and Ron from Parks and Recreation would get along in terms of meat conversation

[@Themovie-dude]

3:59 best thing I've ever heard boyle say

[@Kassiddy]

1:15 Terry back there pretending he doesn't love food

[@Vas]

6:18 What's happening with holt's eye?

[@darthmaul1841]

Idk if this is true or not but to me it’s awesome that Brooklyn 99 took Jo Lo Truglio’s FBI character from “Paul” and basically used that for Boyle.

[@ayaxmcgill635]

When I grow up, I wanna b a foodie like Boyle

[@pabloikonyero]

Guys, Boyle buys bat meat from the dark web. Did Charles bring us COVID?

[@toolatetocolonize]

butane torch would've ruined that sandwich. THAT AIN'T FOOD SAFE

[@AisuICY]

Was expecting the stew making accident to be a part of this.

[@permazero]

“…..my son is a basic bytch” 😂

[@JoshyJosh]

Who else has looked up the cereal from Oslo to try and order it? 😅👆🏼

[@JJSR_99]

4:16 I searched it up, it’s true it’s an alcoholic drink 🍺

[@--arc--]

Charles is so handsome in the thumbnail ❤️🔥🔥

[@tomlewis3561]

I love when he says “Nordflüskers!” 😂

[@arielbanks5557]

1:30 WHY TF ARE YOU DIGGING IN MY BAG???!? 👏🏾STAY 👏🏾 TF 👏🏾 OUT 👏🏾 MY 👏🏾 BAG👏🏾 !!!

[@timoshi119]

It's not the first turkey I've killed in a friend's bathtub It isn't?

[@spyrofan9681]

Dang the Linguine thing sounds good actually

[@JoshuaAguilar-fc6np]

1:25 is where i am with Charles. Takoyaki is delicious! How could you Jake! 🥲

[@JoesephGames]

the bat meat joke aged nicely

[@PashutHerenstein]

Boyle is Dwight from the office

[@nate5064]

THEY WERE NOORTFLUSKANBRANCIRCLES

[@AshrafulIslam-kh9sd]

6:54 Rosa was actually terrified

[@khoale4914]

7:26 Boyle gave us Covid confirmed

[@fpspwny995]

3:23 That's not a joke, by the way. It's called "Kwara" and it is made with the hooves of goats. And it's DELICIOUS. Gina sees something disgusting. But Boyle sees opportunity.

[@pabloikonyero]

The cereal had me dying 😂. They're what 🤣🤣🤣?

[@nate5064]

NOORTFLUSKANBRANCIRCLES

[@pabloikonyero]

@@nate5064 😂😂😂😂 An Oslo breakfast delicacy

[@DavidPeters1]

7:27 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@ddb2024]

imagine if he had said it in season 7

[@sia1036]

jake: my body has the structural integrity of a chocolate souffle boyle: ooOOOHoohhHHhh!

[@cesaralarcon5228]

Let’s not forget the Turkey incident

[@sriv2167]

As a vegetarian fan of the show, Boyle’s palette straight up horrifies me (I am everybody’s reactions to it and then some), but I still adore him as a character.

[@agreeableinkblots4299]

takoyaki is good asf 😭

[@benelder165]

The bat meat part did not age well 😂😂

[@karajohnson2184]

Lmfao wtf the gender reveal idea is funny af

[@Mister-Red]

4:45 worst kind of spoiling you can do

[@sirsober1718]

most of the foods boyle it are actually awesome, takoyaki? jamon iberico? those are delicious. the writers just made it sound gross.

[@Momofan69]

The best part of his character was the food stuff

[@kyle.soliven]

boyle knows what's up

[@TheCanadianCommunist]

Pretty sure Boyle is the only one who can horrify Rosa.

[@bakhithajoseph5999]

1 boyle and jake are best friend 2 boyle like jake and amy

[@nikolaikostka7632]

His blog is the only one that measures mouth feel

[@hilalk-b]

Because his blog is the only one that considers the "mouth feeling"

[@d14m0nd3lf]

takoyaki tastes great as long as it is eaten in the correct time and place

[@jameschristophercirujano6650]

It's the official channel but there's some issues with some parts of the video.

[@oolooo]

2:21 Iberian Ham Supremacy , baby

[@TheCrooksandCastle]

It's Boyle time

[@elihugonzalez2945]

4:39 🤣

[@potatom2765]

Is it weird I love Boyle, no

[@Bobbymaccys]

Charles looking pretty tasty himself in the thumbnail