Why We Can’t Retire | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

[@SylwerFox]

"just don't die" *Death rates drop to 0%*

[@rosellaaalm-ahearn1760]

Are you quoting Charlotte Bronte? Jane Eyre, "I must stay healthy and not die."

[@ksasidhar2980]

Rosella A Alm-Ahearn 3:29

[@SSBMA1994]

I live for that comment lol. "How did you live so long? "Just don't die." Me: Duh.

[@TheSecondVersion]

They were born before death was invented in 1877 by John Death, after he tried to sleep two times at once.

[@spookymulder1171]

Like 666!

[@MrWasayB]

"I've been eating ass for 54 years". An episode has never started this strong...

[@speedyg2012]

Ok boomer.

[@norahclarissa6352]

joke prolly inspired by one of NowThis Hassan read hot tweets :)

[@debbiedoodiedandi]

The Kid Mero co-signed that statement

[@belindagarcia2672]

I was literally just about to mention Mero 😂

[@Borahborah9139]

The brand is strong

[@phoenix5054]

“Millennials will not listen to me if they know I’m old.” Bernie Sanders has joined the chat.

[@giri1478]

1% has left the chat :P

[@ivicaignjatovic5890]

@@giri1478 1% owns the chat :))

[@basicstickfigure1087]

Millennials think that when the Baby Boomers are gone, they will inherit the country, and it's wealth. Like Generation X doesn't exist ? Sorry but you got another 30 or 40 years to wait.

[@RazorEdge2006]

@@basicstickfigure1087 Gen X is the silent generation. They're just eating popcorn and watching the Millennial vs. Boomer war, and then Gen X will take over by surprise.

[@Pineyapplecent]

@@RazorEdge2006 they are those cousins and uncles and millennials are not a match for them! They are the lion in the form of a baby cub. Millennials think Boomers are bad wait until they go toe to toe with a Generation X! For instance millennials want free college and a living wage Generation X will negotiate one year of free college and $12.50 minimum wage and won't care if they scream injustice neither.

[@Adeone7368]

“Just dont die” -That one random elderly woman who was asked how she got past 100

[@shinchanindia6306]

thats a great tip

[@Smilley85]

I loved how Bernie picked up on Hasan's jokes in realtime.

[@treacherousjslither6920]

Yeah he's pretty sharp

[@peasant7214]

even I couldnt pick all LOL. how does such old man have that level of understanding for youngesters, that is beyond me. most elderly ppl I see are completely opposite to that.

[@CursedSwallow]

Yes, editing and scripting is not a thing, he totally instantly understood the joke and could play off it well.

[@sofisrivera]

@@CursedSwallow doesn't seem to be a thing on Hasan's show - watch the cringe interview of Justin Trudeau

[@Kilmoran]

He is one of the few that does for sure.

[@blacktable2203]

I got anxiety from watching this episode, and I just 23.

[@HJima]

Honestly same, that's why I'm saving up my money to invest in index funds & stock. I hope Yang becomes our President because if Bernie wins and taxes Wall Street more it'll affect my chance of investing in Index Funds at all, and that terrifies me that one of my only other alternative option is going to get taken away.

[@thatoneguy7792]

I’m a 16 and I got anxiety

[@---cr8nw]

Your best shot at retirement is to have a plan. It's certainly doable. The biggest thing is to buy a house; don't rent. If you buy a house before you're 30 and stick to the 30 year mortgage no matter what (even if you move), you'll have a house paid off before you retire. That drastically reduces how much money you need coming in each month during retirement.

[@---cr8nw]

@@user-lg3yj2fz2j, hope you like slums.

[@hakonkvande6767]

I envy your youth, not your future.

[@serenesista]

I’ve never seen anyone else play along with Hasan’s jokes like Bernie. Love the guy, he’s so funny.

[@jessicaallampalli6801]

exactlyyy! i was thinking the same.

[@Perfectcrime87]

Just watch any politician come on to a comedy show. They just grin and internally scream.

[@sriyasodharmma4021]

S I M P

[@nehapatni6038]

@@jessicaallampalli6801 , Ml ,

[@nehapatni6038]

@@jessicaallampalli6801 , Ml ,

[@StudioVoodooMusic]

My Dad died at an Emeritus facility because of a bedsore, and caregivers there stole all my mom's jewelry after his death. I will gladly join any Class Action Lawsuit that takes them on.

[@thehighpriestess8431]

StudioVoodooMusic I am sorry that happened

[@killmemadame7046]

Marx joined the chat

[@TatianaGlare-jy4iv]

so sad, I am sure those caregivers were immigrants, otherwise who else works in that industry- immigrants not always mean decent.

[@fionafiona1146]

@@TatianaGlare-jy4iv As someone who isn't hoping to brake my back by 35 and plans on eventually affording a cockroach free apartment I wouldn't work in a nursing home, rich peoples kids are lighter at equivalent risk of sexual assault... stealing from people who aren't living in dignity either however isn't currently beyond me.

[@Jabranalibabry]

I'm sorry, brother

[@palaksharma1777]

I'm not even kidding my Indian mother has repeatedly mentioned that I'm their retirement savings. It's scary because even I don't know if I'll be able to make it for myself.

[@relentless3727]

You can make it.. You will make it! Have faith in your abilities and think positive... The Universe is listening!!

[@benjaminplatt4109]

You're stronger together than alone.

[@Sergio-fu7mv]

Nikki C literally everyone’s parents are like that, but the majority of Americans don’t think like that, or go through that. Literally in every country kids are almost like a lottery ticket (in a good way), yet a lot of Americans don’t get that. They get treated well, and provided for by their parents, and when they start to do well they dump there parents in a retirement home. It’s sad.

[@masternobin]

Parents saying that to a daughter in india is very rare. You should be proud of it.

[@deniseproxima2601]

@@Sergio-fu7mv The parents have had a good live, good jobs, money - tell the kids they must care for them without a good job and only say:try harder or don't come home.

[@masterofalltrades_]

First Yang tells him to be his running mate and now Bernie wants him to be his press secretary. He might have a future in politics.

[@PitLord777]

He's already appeared in Congress so there's that too.

[@eyemenlightened7837]

Sounds good to me tbh lol

[@mviv6339]

Will probably represent Pakistan

[@HH_1988]

@@mviv6339 he's Indian. Oh wait sorry you're American aren't you? Indians are people who come from India, it's a bit different to the "Indians" your ancestors molested.

[@johnmalvent2189]

@@HH_1988 Sick burn dude. You're doing the same thing as him.

[@anusuyanallathambi248]

"You're my retirement plan." Every Indian parent ever. Thats why they're always pressuring us to marry and have kids because " who'll take care of you when you're old?"

[@adanomar2944]

Well that’s how it’s supposed to be they took care of us when we were young and we have to take care of them when they are old

[@anindyassdey]

@@adanomar2944 yeah sure but I ain't having kids though.

[@LouisKing995]

Adan Omar Says who? That mentality just turn adults back into children.

[@-_-3315]

@@LouisKing995 Have you ever meant truly old people like 80+? Of course they're childlike, they can't completely take care of themselves and at that point their only goal in life is to enjoy it after working hard. The only other option is a nursing home which would infantilize them further.

[@LouisKing995]

-_- Lol of course I have, my grandparents are both approaching 90, perhaps all the old people you’ve met are infantile but my grandparents still live by themselves and they are proud of it, obviously if something happened to them my uncle or my mum would take them in but they’d never want to burden themselves on their children, they’d feel ashamed.

[@hemsha1]

My heart is broken that this man dropped out of the race for presidency

[@kingket4]

He got betrayed and backstabbed which is messed up

[@enaszaq3051]

definitely T^T

[@flinch622]

@@kingket4 No, you did. Bernie and his family skimmed enough off the campaign to go buy another house. He's set.

[@kingket4]

@@flinch622 im not an american

[@lazereodude2924]

@@kingket4 in eyes of Americans only America exists so in fact you are now American. Dont ask questions

[@Leftistbreakfist]

As a 40-year-old single with no kids and very little extended family, this episode makes driving off a cliff at 65 really attractive.

[@aclassmedicine3306]

Rabbit Stay healthy 🙏🏻

[@java3038]

Please don't do that

[@madamenoire6830]

Having children does not guarantee that they will care for you when you are in your retirement years. They might not be doing well either. Or they are living their lives and don’t care about their aging parents.

[@wii3willRule]

Euthanasia is legal in Switzerland-- there are companies like Dignitas that you can go through for assisted suicide. It's controversial, but it's my plan if things go unexpectedly south. In the meantime, I'm saving for retirement to make sure I don't have to use the more controversial options.

[@lilelo208]

Thats what I thought during that Midsommar movie.

[@shethewriter]

Bernie is so chill nothing throws him off lol

[@para-yw9dn]

when he was leading up to it i was like who tf is he talking about and i was expecting to be disappointed then i see bernie AHHH :)

[@KatyCupcakes]

Because he’s been preaching the same thing for decades so he’s ready and seen everything already

[@giri1478]

I just love Bernie and his stances so much

[@ffmoss2802]

As an immigrant it’s frown upon if u take ur parents to an old people’s home.

[@moochie8296]

If you take your parents to an old people's home as a non-white person i will not stress the shit you'll take from everyone: people in the street, your co-workers, tour SO family, your family, friends, literally ev1 will shit on you 24/7.

[@cloutelfin8323]

Yup

[@ecos2ndchannel352]

Bro just imagine the cruelty of putting your parents who loved you and raised you for years into one of these "open graves" called old peoples home. Rather I dont afford shit than leave my parents to such a fate

[@vaio232]

changing tradition is not easy, usa tradition is leaving old people home in care facility. It may be bad to you but in some sense that's what they want. Root cause of problem is population, corruption and lack of support from gov't system.

[@chrisp7110]

That is better anyways. You know that your parents are properly cared for. Those old people's home are not very good at taking good care of the retired people.

[@danielfisher898]

“The most hip hop thing you can do? Is save the rainforest.” That’s amazingly self aware.

[@collaterllydamaged]

"you're my retirement plan." Every parents ever 😂

[@TheSateef]

that's why i moved to thailand so my wife's kids can take care of us

[@suhridguha2560]

@@TheSateef GGWP

[@SpiderMan-ni8ek]

Asian*

[@misskarima84]

and every africain parents

[@Trials_By_Errors]

@@TheSateef Good Move man

[@Matthew_Murray]

I had to take care of my dad while going to college and working as much as possible to help pay bills. It’s an extremely stressful experience and when he died from liver failure it was one of the worse days of my life and the entire time he was thanking me for everything I did for him over the last few years.

[@mohammedabshir1]

I salute you bro.

[@moharsengupta]

Nothing but Respect for you, my dear friend.

[@ninjath3ory216]

That's so sad! You guys need to change the system it's only designed to make you work and pay taxes to the government as they don’t care!

[@notyoma8773]

Bless you for your care.

[@TheRealVivia]

That’s terrible. :( but this is normal sadly.

[@Snowleaper]

I love Bernie's sense of humor. He tends to deliver it so deadpan sometimes and it's HILARIOUS.

[@transsexual_computer_faery]

Larry David

[@GENzReactions]

How can a comedy show be sooooo informative and educative

[@Hyperbolic_G]

*John Stewart has entered the chat*

[@OldManPaxusYT]

because news outlets, gov and business' are all corrupt

[@dhruvishah6100]

i love that bernie is also playing along with hasans dumb jokes

[@eagle3676]

Bernie has a great sense of humor. The media keeps lying that he's an angry old man telling people to get off the lawn but if you watch him, he engages people with humor, love, compassion and emotion.

[@brianlong2707]

Why do you call it dump jokes?

[@dhruvishah6100]

Brian Long um i guess you read it wrong

[@DocotrBayan]

@@eagle3676 trump is that angry old man

[@terrorbilly5656]

You're dumb

[@astroblaster]

Interviewer: What's your secret to your longevity Grandma: Don't die. Us: Pikachu face

[@ArtbyCaroOliveira]

pikachu face is the constant millennial mood

[@yanDeriction]

you young whipper snappers these days take everything for granted! back in my day we had this meme called "you don't say"

[@mhfromnh1421]

I wanna get that old just so I can fuck with people. "what's your secret?" "I eat pinecones."

[@Mirsab]

@@yanDeriction I was just recently thinking about it! Are we already old?? I'm only 20 😂

[@leftyelomis1824]

what if I respawn like jesus?

[@nourenaissance]

As a child of immigrants, I heard my entire life that I was the "retirement plan".

[@neku2741]

yep, my entire point of existence is to help my parents when they grow old.

[@williamwalker57]

Fax

[@abe_ismain]

True dat

[@shristithami5339]

💯 true

[@thegreatest1176]

hahahahahha my life

[@thepeacefulbuddah]

" *When I'm president* you'll be my message guy. " oh that hurts, that really hurts today...

[@thepeacefulbuddah]

Places like Scandinavia nowadays have the "American dream". I'll consider moving around there. I dont agree with the "if your old you'll die alone" thing though, you can still live happily with someone.

[@lexecomplexe4083]

I'm still absolutely furious with him.

[@asmeet2005]

@@thepeacefulbuddah It's not the American Dream, it's the legend "Vikings dream". Thank you.

[@lilelo208]

It would've been a American Dream to have him as president or at the very least Yang, I agree. We've been manipulated to pick out of two party's for too long.

[@noha3875]

I love how when he took off the face mask his body immediately aged too

[@prabhatsourya3883]

But just like the typical Hasan Minhaj, his hair still had product on it, even after aging. It's a good running gag about the hair product he uses.

[@theapricotbambino]

My father was a postmaster in a tiny town and his pension is 86k a year. While my mother in law is 67 and works two full-time jobs still. WE NEED CHANGE!!!!!

[@blitva1]

bernie 2020!

[@wisconsinfarmer4742]

We might see means testing for prorated ssi

[@suzwaltz]

Voting isnt enough. Americans need to do better. Trump and his people are taking a dump on civil rights and thats only one area. They skew voting areas to get results that suit them and their agendas. Ask yourself how iowa has so much voting power when they have such a low population say compaired to california. If all votes counted, trump would have lost, fact.

[@lalakuma9]

Omg your dad could send at least 1-2 teenagers to college every year with his pension :O

[@myra961]

my dad's pension is 7.8k per year and it was what he used to support 6 people,my siblings when we were in school, for almost 2 decades. I don't understand how money works in different countries since 7.8k here is more than enough yet for others in other countries it doesn't 😅😅

[@jcabrera8425]

I love how he said president sanders. He knows who is going to win!! Bernie2020!!!!

[@cuetherain3699]

J Cabrera he proudly endorsed Bernie in 2016, I hope he’s just waiting some time until he does the same in 2020

[@berilo.8044]

@skbuoy If he doesn't run out of the country first.

[@TheCrouchingZebra]

@skbuoy nahhhh, you could make that statement about any president running for reelection. Obviously the other side doesn't have as strong of a leader 1 year before the election, they are still going through the process of finding a candidate.

[@fanofsongs]

Do you really think the same population that elected Donald Trump would elect Bernie Sanders?

[@hassebrasse7210]

Yang should be the president now. Bernie should have been the president 10 years ago.

[@annpino5005]

GenX checking in here. My husband and I are already living this. My mother spent a year in assisted living but "luckily" her finances covered this. I put "luckily" in quotation marks because she was basically living off the money she got as my sister's beneficiary when she died in 2015. That wasn't the outcome I wanted, but financially it was a good thing. My MIL is another story. She has no money and my husband and I have to help pay for her home health care and for other things she needs. My SIL has power of attorney but is taking her sweet time about submitting the Medicaid paperwork, so we're stuck with the bills in the meantime because she doesn't earn enough to pay for what MIL needs. To all the younger folks, if this isn't your situation now, it may well be your situation when you're reaching retirement age just like my husband and I are. We'd like to retire and move on to part time jobs and being volunteers to better our community, but that may turn out to be a pipe dream. It sucks to have to hope your parents drop dead and spare you the expense of caring for them. We're a rich nation. We can do better than this.

[@OldManPaxusYT]

Exactly how I feel. X'er here too (I'm 48) and I'm terrified about the next 10-20 years as my folks are both 80 now.... I thought i would be rich by now but life didn't work out how i planned and i have NOTHING... What am i to do? (rhetorical)

[@ebbyc1817]

Bernie's face after Hasan said he could live with him.😄

[@shresthapuja]

Haha. I d like to know his answer! 😂😂

[@tonyalmatti7674]

@@charlesqdu wtf are you talking about? #fakenews

[@krafa_]

@@charlesqdu good for him. Anyone who is still working at 78 should be able to have a retirement house and its messed up that isnt the case of majority of people. At nearly 600k seems cheaper than most apartments on NY or DC. From the same article you linked though: " Read: A Beverly Hills mansion once owned by Donald Trump lists for nearly $30 million And: Chelsea Clinton’s $6M former condo in Manhattan finds a buyer " lol

[@charlesqdu]

@@krafa_ yea, good for him. Was it also good for the thousands of working class people whose hours were cut after $15 min wage implementation? Should it be millions of workers instead of thousands?

[@krafa_]

@@charlesqdu yeah Im sure Sanders is to blame as hours are being cut off because of a wage raise (which still isnt much after all). Its not like its messed up that the wage is so low it has to be complemented with food stamps or the workers will go hungry.

[@chiciu]

Thx 4 covering Bernie with 0 smears... Seems very rare these days

[@ashesmandalay1762]

This is what happens when every single major figure in media is a multi-millionaire that has all their necessities taken care of and cannot relate with normal Americans, so they'd rather smear Bernie so they don't have to pay higher taxes than save thousands of American lives.

[@kinghassy334]

@@ashesmandalay1762 Yep they have absolutely no reason to want Bernie because they're comfortable. For someone who always respected news and media for benefiting the public, it's sad to see.

[@sporer_]

lol Bernie is hilarious. Love that he played along with everything. How is the 78 year old far and away the coolest politician we have?

[@fatalshore5068]

Cos he is a God damn rockstar ;)

[@gemelwalters2942]

That's a personal choice, I consider Buttigieg to be the coolest but hey I'm admittedly a nerd

[@Bingojingo646]

Gemel Walters the guy who plagiarize Yang's talking points? The guy who wouldn't talk about his closed door fundraisers??

[@umangmalik]

#bernie2020

[@umangmalik]

@@gemelwalters2942 I hate to burst your bubble dude but Buttegieg is a shill. He goes to massive billionaire fundraisers and he won't disclose where he's getting his donations. Also he's lowkey racist. Google the South bend Police department TYT Investigates story. All while pretending to be a progressive Democrat

[@TheArtemis07]

Bernie has such a great sense of humor. I wish he were going to be our president.

[@jkhalilov2004]

Grandma: Don’t die Best advice I have ever heard in my entire life

[@ThisIsLuisa]

Worst*

[@rickywilliams9937]

Man Bernie is still quick for his age. Caught himself immediately saying elderly. Biden would even have been able to pronounce it. Bernie 2020

[@tauceti8341]

Biden MIGHT catch himself, but it's basically everything after that's just bad. Like when he caught himself about to say white leg hairs, then said the blonde, then immediately talked about roached and having kids on his lap.

[@JotaroKujo-nj4bx]

Trump would say elderly then realize he said elderly and then commit to saying elderly and go on a rant about elderly people. The fucker never turns on what he says mid-sentence even if he mispoke

[@catbeara]

"Getting Leonardo DiCaprio to stop dating us." 😂😥

[@Karlthegreat84]

Bernie's face was like "Yeah I sure am glad I'm out of that age"

[@pranki2254]

I would not mind if this guy has a real statue of him like the one in the intro, he deserves it!!

[@netflixisajoke]

We're on board with this idea. 😂

[@pranki2254]

@@netflixisajoke He is not a comedian, he sounds more like a scholar and a professor!

[@eshav.3552]

@@pranki2254 i would love to have a professor like him That would be soooo cool 😎 #professorminhaj

[@uditdhanda4693]

Shorter episode but finally somebody put the “hot” in boomer.

[@abrt31074]

Udit Dhanda I want to know how you spell boomer

[@PurpleHazePro]

@@abrt31074 the H is silent

[@Mirsab]

@@PurpleHazePro I'm confused, who's playing who?

[@PurpleHazePro]

@@Mirsab no one. We're just being silly.

[@xkeu]

It's scary when you can't afford to get old.

[@Who-qn5fl]

Bernie has a great sense of humour. Wow who would have thought 😂

[@palpossible]

His interviews with Colbert are downright hilarious. He doesn't get enough credit for his wit. Even during debates he is making funny remarks.

[@ashesmandalay1762]

Everyone who actually watches his speeches rather than the edited and manipulated versions shown on mainstream media.

[@josephyoung6749]

My parents died over 10 years ago, and I'm still in my 20's, so I guess the good part is I don't have to worry about their well being.

[@sankalpa862]

What a life

[@makislucky692]

Wow ok

[@vardaanvardhan9932]

Lucky you

[@devandeva4451]

American thinking??

[@shashankgadamsetty508]

@@vardaanvardhan9932 did you just say 'luck you' for having his parents dying so early in that guys life?

[@boogiedownjj]

I’m so glad Hasan did this episode. After taking a social gerontology class for my degree, I became very unaware of (1) how unprepared I am and (2) how little discussion there is about how millennials need to prepare for the retirement of themselves and their parents

[@drewsutton1888]

More proof of the sense of humor that the MSM says Bernie doesn't have.

[@darkmelancholy]

He needs to start biting people's fingers to be liked by the mainstream, apparently

[@SoloDallasII]

Honestly, having a quick wit like that should shut up anybody saying he's too old to be president. Biden can barely form a coherent sentence and Bernie is right along with Hasan on every joke with a comeback.

[@kevinnash3822]

As of 2019, save 100K, deposit to an INDIAN savings bank account at 6.25%per annum, move to suburbs in INDIA. The interest alone will cover annual household expenses and medical is affordable and most of it is covered by insurance.

[@rumo893]

Never even thought of Sanders actually winning but when he said „President Sanders“ I got the chills. That’s my ASMR from now on

[@MrManifolder]

Bernie is ready. His time has come.

[@ashesmandalay1762]

Bernie polls better against Trump than any other Democrat. If people want Trump gone, Bernie is their best bet. Of course, he will also make billionaires pay their taxes for once, so the entire mainstream media is against him.

[@hopesy12u4]

For anyone curious the time stamp for that is at 13:58 Btw, Bernie is doing much better than mainstream media makes it seem he is. They've been omitting his achievements for months now.

[@jalabala2772]

Please vote in ur primaries. Please knock on doors. Campaign. Donate. Its the fight for your life

[@katiesmakeupbag498]

One of Patriot’s best episodes for young people.

[@solidnem]

Full episodes only on Netflix. And KZbin.

[@az5181]

If you told me in 2009 that ten years later we were all going to get news from a comedian on Netflix through KZbin, I would never believe it.

[@nikethanavattikunta6147]

damn!

[@anshulbhandari9870]

when he took off the brown face, i was expecting to see Justin Trudeau

[@fatalshore5068]

Oh man..if Justin did that phew...the guy has a sense of humor but that would be balsy af

[@adastra8218]

lol

[@MrManifolder]

Hahaha

[@lesliestenta3084]

I had to quit my unstable job in Hawaii. I sold my apartment in Honolulu, cashed my pension and moved my 401k. There was no way I could retire early at 62 in Hawaii or anywhere in the US. Mainly unbelievable healthcare insurance cost. The corporations and monopolies have overpriced everything and are ripping off us off of every single dime. My quality of life is so much better in Thailand then The US. Also I can help my family here. Every expat from the the US and Uk don’t want to move back to the their home country

[@helenkiljoy7775]

I loved the "sexual tension " joke Bernie is so cool and Hasan is really funny

[@freelancer_4life378]

I feel like Bernie genuinely had hope in Hassan giving him advice he could actually use 😂😂

[@Ugly_German_Truths]

Did you see his campaign? He has access to plenty of kiddos even younger and "Hipper" than Hasan that CAN advise him on what the youth expects to hear. I think Hasan played the role of such a staffer for the sake of the interview/sketch.

[@whisperingsage89]

Bernie takes advice from everyone because he actually listens. You never know where you might hear good ideas from.

[@GladysAlicea]

@@whisperingsage89 Say it agin'!

[@MultiEquations]

The mask from the start of the skit was absolutely frightening.

[@nefertiti18z]

Yeah, creepy...

[@jamesna8281]

@@maina.wambui sir this is a wendys drive through

[@Stash_box]

Not nearly as frightening as Joe Biden trying to bite your fingers

[@chrissiek8706]

Imagine eating reheated pizza at that moment... 🍕😳

[@sheik3648]

My Goodness I wish I could edit and do graphics like Hasan's team... wow... just wow... the tidal wave at 6:05 is just insane. Hasan did give them credit in the video gaming industry video.

[@JewelAhmed23]

Dollars and profits over human life. Society is progressing, while morality is declining.

[@roibeard94]

Forward movement isn't always upwards. Example, the internet, a way that we could quickly know the material needs of everyone, and organize the distribution of resources accordingly. Instead, we use it to game markets and create a slow moving police surveillance state.

[@erNomic]

The world is far more primitive than we realize. Old money and crazy secret societies still rule.

[@mairajamil001]

Is it really progression without morals?

[@erNomic]

@@rotemtomhagbi1937 I don't buy it. If people are raised in a kind coopertive society which embraces art and philosophy then people will follow suit. What we have today is a competitive society. Upheld by a CIA run media oligopoly carefully planning psycologically manipulating social engineering.

[@chrisray9653]

@@erNomic He agrees, just that the "art and philosophy" replacement god has failed. The "science and technology" replacement god has also failed. The replacement gods will have to be better designed.

[@samlee6152]

That joke at the end about multiple-generation households is actually going to become more and more real as time goes on. It’s already becoming a more common type of household in the US today.

[@lfb3136]

I love Bernie he's too good

[@BRBallin1]

If his plans were actually financially stable and doesn't come at the expense of the private sector growth (i.e. OUR JOBS), then yes too good. But that's not the case. Trump 2020 because democrats are really crappy this time around. Trump will handily win re-election. Mark my words!

[@SeahawkSTRIKE]

@@BRBallin1 Bernie beats Trump in every head to head poll lol

[@rebirthoflegend4797]

@@SeahawkSTRIKE hes a sensitive lad, just leave him be.

[@BRBallin1]

@Joe Joseph You better hope the Democratic party nominates Bernie as their guy for the general election because nobody else has a legit chance to win against Trump. It'll be interesting if he ends up as the nominee and I look forward to a fair fight. If it's Bernie vs Trump, the race is pretty 50/50

[@CGZ26]

It's quite sad the way the system works there. My dad retired at 57 after his 30 years of work were made and he gets 82% of his former salary as his retirement paycheck every month. We live in a third world country and with all the good and bad, people are still not forced to have savings while being "active workers", unless their employers fucked them with the amount of registered hours of work. And even when my mom had to take care of my grandma, she had a special license called "relative care", where she could take days off to take care of any sick relative without losing any money.

[@suckadick7754]

@@Zeriel00 Yep

[@slwrabbits]

where do you live, because we all need to move there

[@amalkrishnen572]

Are you indian

[@amalkrishnen572]

And are your parents government employe es

[@rtdmna]

What country is that good to its citizens, with that sort of government, why are you considered a third world country? I am only asking because in Australia most people think we are the lucky country, but as a 59 year old woman, i believe 40 years ago we were, but not for a long time now, they have changed our legislations so much, that you might as well call us little America, its disheartening and should be criminal what our governments have done to this country. When i was young, retirement age was 55, and they brought in an incentive to keep women with children at home to care for their families. It was called family tax benefit, which was already in existence, but they added a part B. Basically it meant, that once a fortnight you would recieve in your bank account, depending on how many children you had, example on 3 kids, just under $600. But on the other side, it also depended on what your partners wage, personally i thought it was pretty high, so if your husband/parner had a wage of 100.000 a year, you were eligible, personally i thought anyone on that sort of wage in the 80's and 90's didnt bloody need it. But thats just my personal opinion.

[@laia6548]

I really don't understand why there are people who don't like Bernie. He has integrity, he has been fighting and advocating for our rights for many years. We know he is not greedy, he really is in politics to change for the better. I would love to see Bernie Sanders president and Andrew Yang vice president, their ideas and policies combined are what the US needs right now.

[@cuetherain3699]

Laia it’s because they’re not interested in real progress. What people don’t understand is that moderates like Obama were only beneficial for a certain amount of people, but they only care about shit that affects them

[@PorscheJon]

Unbeatable ticket right there

[@erintreez]

My thinking exactly!!!

[@okaraagac69]

yeah think bernie mentioned that he will have a female VP so. Warren or nina turner.

[@PorscheJon]

@@okaraagac69 I hope he doesn't. Those are some shitty picks.

[@kumonetta]

We are not the richest country in the world. We have a lot of rich people.

[@MrManifolder]

Exactly.

[@dougn2350]

3,270,000 mega wealthy as of today.

[@ritaranee4787]

Come to my country, India for Modicare

[@lockheedmartin4835]

@@ritaranee4787 bhatks be wildin' stfu

[@22439384]

our country produces more wealth than any country in the world. The total wealth in this country is far more than any other country in the world. we are the richest country in the world.

[@sidpanjr]

Bernie's sense of humor is so dope. i love this man. please vote for him america.

[@gumbyh3944]

Is this why France protested in the streets when the government tried to reform their universal pension program?

[@cuetherain3699]

Rename this ‘Hasan trying to get Bernie Sanders to move in with him for 22 minutes straight’

[@abdullahrashid3387]

I am 19 and after watching this show I am now worried about my retirement plan too.😣😆

[@KatyCupcakes]

Abdullah Rashid good news is that if you start to save a little bit now and don’t touch it for decades, you might be able to retire into an RV and eat ramen for the rest of your life once you retire.

[@abdullahrashid3387]

@Nikki C Ur so damn right, 👍We should definitely take it serious.Thankz🙏

[@abdullahrashid3387]

@@KatyCupcakes Right👍🙂

[@benjaminplatt4109]

@@KatyCupcakes Invest in shitty land auctioned off by the government now before foreigners buy it and make you rent that land in your RV 😆

[@drbettyschueler3235]

Years ago, my husband and I had to decide between him working for the federal government or industry. The federal government was the more secure bet but industry offered almost twice the income. But we knew that extra income would disappear due to layoffs, job changes, pensions going bankrupt, etc. So we opted to go with the federal government. It was a wise move as I am now living off of my husband's retirement plan. Without it, I would be living on the streets or dead. As it is, I have his health insurance and a monthly annuity that supplements my pathetic Social Security check. I feel really sad, for my sons, as both opted to go with industry and now both expect to have to work till they die. While that sounds like a plan, what happens if they become disabled like my husband and I did? My husband survived for 13 years being disabled, thanks to his annuity. I've survived 19 years of disability, again thanks to his annuity. I shudder to think of what will happen to my children if they become disabled without an annuity or pension.

[@MrManifolder]

Thank you for sharing, Betty. Growing old and retiring is really such a simple right that all Americans should enjoy. Please consider voting for Bernie Sanders if you haven't already. He is trying to share the good fortune of your experience with the American people at large.

[@umangmalik]

#bernie2020 because no one should have to die if they can physically no longer work

[@UnderTheEndlessRain]

I hope things change for the better before your children reaches retirement so they can be well off. It's terrible how things are run these days :(

[@hunterb1855]

The other option, taking double the salary, probably would have lead to a large 401k if you had saved and invested the difference

[@drbettyschueler3235]

My 401k went belly up with the Financial crisis of 2007-08 . We would have lost all our retirement instead of just our extra retirement funds. One of my sons lost his retirement funds thanks to that event.

[@SchemeThatToddSetUp]

This is so sad to watch now that uncle Bernie has dropped out of the race.. he was my last hope 😭

[@bibianaguadalupeislasherre9880]

It sucked. *Starts to cry* 😭😭😭

[@mathunit1]

Well that's because too many old people are stupid enough to fall for socialism fearmongering. Ugh.

[@dgjFOURlife]

The guy that wasn't a millionaire until he ran for president, that guy 😂🤣

[@Tmenezes999]

I have my exam tomorrow and this popped up. New plan: I'll study after half hour. 😂😂😂😂

[@asenarmour008]

Lol i do have my exam tommorow

[@sumitpandey-tw7rm]

@@asenarmour008 tu aaj raat ko padega

[@kabeerwaishampayan9512]

@@sumitpandey-tw7rm kal paper see ½ ghanta pehle padhega bro ab toh yt pe aagaya 😂😂😂

[@sumitpandey-tw7rm]

@@kabeerwaishampayan9512 kya pata vaha bhi PUBG kele

[@sanskartare6948]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 So funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dahiyarules]

My mom lives with us. It's a privilege to take care of your parents when they get old. I am finally catching up on almost two decades of lost time with my mother.

[@wandat46]

That is definitely a benefit. I'm sure your mother is loving that part also.

[@JM-zg2jg]

Down with the nuclear family! Back to the old ways that worked for millenia! Our kids miss out on generational knowledge, child care is hard to afford, and food gets more economical the more you cook at a time.

[@DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993.]

The fact that we let this man slip through our fingers is.... phenomenal.

[@vkishan2089]

I am gradually concerned about the future we are building.

[@Maybellene17]

When you see Bernie Sanders and your heart swoons!

[@ramimmollah4624]

2:34 Damn... that opening, gets me every time.

[@rimbluebooks]

Screams in Trevor: *Berniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie*

[@vishnuchidambaram7825]

You read my mind 😅

[@laisfrederick5470]

I thought the same thing 😂

[@olisenpaii2090]

I will take care of my parents when they are old. Thank you mom nd daddy for taking care of me.

[@advaithgirish4827]

PLEASE DO AN EPISODE ON WHATS HAPPENING TO MUSLIMS IN CHINA.

[@transsexual_computer_faery]

agree

[@racinly1374]

It's going to get banned in China

[@mviv6339]

He wont. Chinese government will come down hard on their channel and hasan knows that.

[@bashboi4074]

And India

[@aditiagrawal5321]

Uighurs

[@makurako1972]

The grey hair makes you even cooler. Looks just like George Clooney.

[@Broockle]

who?

[@Broockle]

@Pattarapol P would be much funnier if you said "Back in the 90s he was famous TV show" I have a tendency to pronounce George the Spanish way in my head. Started as a gag but now it's become chronic xD

[@montalvojr]

Edge 1 week ago “Millennials will not listen to me if they know I’m old.” Bernie Sanders and AOC 2020 and 2024 !!!!!!!!!

[@akanksham9076]

I don't want to have kids for the same reasons. 1. My parents would be my kids, cause I have to provide for all their needs. 2. I want to save enough for my own retirement instead of spending hugh savings on kids.

[@bilalfaruqi9689]

Just like you’re gonna take care of your parents needs, your kids might take care of you especially if you’re Indian which I assume you are

[@akanksham9076]

@@bilalfaruqi9689 I'm Indian. But I know the deep responsibility and sacrifice I'll have to do to care for my parents. I don't want my children to have the same burden. Also, the world is turning into such dark monstrous place. I don't want to add more innocent children in this hell.

[@rithvikcheruvu5956]

@@akanksham9076 Damn. I never thought of it that way.

[@4philipp]

That’s selfish. You want other people’s kids foot the bill for you because you want to enjoy life now and kids would cost you that opportunity. A sad reality

[@cobrabeatss6053]

Bro mostly American abroad have this problem because there's no solid family system they don't want to take care mom dad asian country also has same problem but our rate is much less compare to them

[@sanjanak1544]

the fact he posted this on my birthday when i was feeling old... scary

[@datemistakes]

In Taiwan growing up, part of the culture installs in your brain "respect your elders. You will be old one day". People always let elders sit first in public transport, and we bow to those older than us, simply because they have lived life a little longer and more likely to be wiser than me. It was an important childhood lesson.

[@carolinamurtha3102]

It’s such a cultural thing I think as well as Just retirement becoming a joke. Growing up in a huge Latino family, no one ends up in a nursing home, we take care of our parents until they die. I know we’re not the only ones. They took care of us, we take care of them. Edit: I love when Bernie laughs 😂.

[@no_peace]

Lots of people aren't having kids, or are having kids who are also in poverty :'(

[@soiledhalo2296]

@@Anananaonymosu same for us in the Caribbean.

[@hymanocohann2698]

As did my German, English, Irish and native families. Folk behave as folk

[@grizzlyman329]

We take care of our elders 🇧🇩, what is this nursing home they speak of?

[@viperswhip]

I don't need to, I will retire at 57 the moment my place is paid off, but damn if I don't intend to move in with my parents the moment they need help. I will buy them a bidet because I am not wiping anyone's ass but mine, but other than that, I am there for them the moment they need it. I think if you can self reflect and you had decent parents then maybe you will reach the same conclusion. But what blew my mind was, I think maybe it was People or McLean's magazine did a study on parents and kids, and only 30ish% of adult kids talk to their parents more than once per month. Okay lol, that doesn't sound like a lot of support is ready.

[@wolftears13]

I live in Australia and have been struggling between caring for my two chronically ill and disabled parents and working full time since I was 20 (I’m now 30), as well as trying to finish my nursing university degree (so that I can make more money to help keep us above water financially). And I know compared to those in my situation in the USA I am more fortunate as we have universal healthcare, NDIS, Centrelink, etc. (even though there are a number of problems that have needed to be addressed with all of them for a long time).

[@Czarulan]

"I've been eating ass for 54 years". My hero!

[@pcarebear1]

At 28, I already had a taste of this when my mom had a life-threatening condition (Guillain Barre) that kept her in the ICU for months and then in a rehab/nursing center. I was struggling to finish my MPH, work fulltime as a Legal Assistant, my own chronic health issues and be her legal guardian (doing medical/financial/etc.). The pressure was crushing and I had to make hard choices to make sure she still had a home and medical care.

[@lifewithAysha]

Where are you working with your MPH ?i am also doing it now.

[@pcarebear1]

@@lifewithAysha Congrats on working for your MPH! I got mine at UNC-Chapel Hill in '16. I still get that OMG-stomachache feeling looking back.

[@lifewithAysha]

@@pcarebear1 I love it so far, biostats gets me though,but overall I love it. Which sector are you working in??

[@pcarebear1]

@@lifewithAysha Biostats was a killer! I had to retake it a couple times and I barely passed (you have to get a B avg. to pass) I am trying to break into maternal and child health (my focus) or health policy. Unfortunately, the job that put me through grad school (my current job) as a legal asst. has pigeonholed me...gotta stay positive though😅

[@transsexual_computer_faery]

fucking hell, you're amazing.

[@thomaspynchon8400]

"The most hip-hop thing you can do is save the rainforest. " Word!

[@00Meowmeow]

Hasan making me laugh before I spiral into a panic attack over my future :)

[@alexandragrace8164]

So difficult if you grew up with child abuse or domestic abuse and now your aging parents need care- and despite the life altering trauma they inflicted, you're not cruel enough to put them in a nursing home where they could be abused themselves. I can only speak for myself but since child abuse is so rampant, I suspect many people are in this situation.

[@mexdaman7945]

The last thing he said about immigrants is so true lmao I’ve asked my mom what her retirement plan is and she says one of her kids will take care of her xD

[@kalanaherath3076]

_"So I went to the only person millennials listen to"_ *Shows Bernie *Okay How the hell is Hasan reading our minds???*

[@BeautifulEarthJa]

He checks the data :)

[@TomGeorgin]

Yeah probably just social media data. Stop using social media, you'll be better off without it.

[@chokinonashes61]

@Ashvith Shetty Have you read his platform? And the fact Bernie has always been on the correct side of history...

[@TonyDootjes]

@Ashvith Shetty Bernie 2020! Feel the Bern

[@compowwoo6551]

Ashvith Shetty Judging by your comments here, I can tell that you’re more ignorant than many young Americans. I can tell you haven’t researched Bernie and know nothing about what you’re talking about. How about you go to his website and read for a little bit. Then look up his history as both the Mayor of Burlington, Vermont, and in Congress as a Rep and Senator. That might help you not look like a complete fool. He’s not like a normal politician - he speaks out against them too.

[@kuroichan101]

How does one save for retirement in the US when so many of us have student loan debt and medical debt??

[@fionafiona1146]

Get a better passport, Canada might take you, if you say sorry.

[@brianeaton1772]

You open an IRA or a Roth IRA and contribute what you can to a growth stock mutual fund and ride compound interest till you retire. The younger you start the better because the longer your money has to grow the more money your money makes

[@quixoticstlb5894]

Debt is america's slogan

[@4philipp]

If you have student loan debt for more than 10 years after graduating then you failed your education

[@madamenoire6830]

Don’t go to college unless the career you are going for will net you enough money to pay your loan off. When I graduated college my first job paid $35k. Their reason, I had no experience and had to be trained. I eventually earned $60k but it took 6 years, minimal raises and non-guaranteed bonuses only when they indicated our company did well. I work with others without a degree who were working their before me and we make about the same, with me making roughly $1,500 more. Lol.... time on job verses college degree. Not that big of a difference considering most of my salary went towards student loans. While they were not in school experiencing real life and paying a mortgage. They actually came out ahead in reality.

[@matthewvolfson1959]

"pension" that's the stuff they have in Europe.

[@blitva1]

and the neolibs of the right and pretend left are cutting and stealing from our pension funds all the time. socialism for the rich austerity for the rest of us. this neoliberal capitalism is a global parasite.

[@thrawnprotocol9780]

Thats the stuff they have in most of the world

[@DrillEntertainmentNetwork]

"pensions are communist"

[@idon.t2156]

European governments have been hollowing that out for the last 40 years. From the start, basically. Now we have the EU :(

[@PawsOnTheBalcony]

I'm from Europe and I'm not counting on a pension that will actually allow me to retire.

[@sogeni]

A lot of Latino parents treat retirement the same way.

[@matthewbryant2972]

I practice my retirement at home, 20 minutes a day, staring out my front yard windows, "Welcome to Costco, I love you. Welcome to Costco, I love you." Should be fun, new seasons of Kicked in the Balls forever.

[@speedracer2please]

I think this is what my mom was realizing when she possibly took her own life. I'd do anything to be her retirement plan right now, tell your parents while you still can.

[@nikethanavattikunta6147]

I'm so sorry about your mom

[@axerider4326]

I feel so sorry for you mom.

[@RyanDo]

6:03 Dude... that tidal wave tho... Props to the graphic team!!!🙂🙏

[@7emeRace]

"Because the most Hip-Hop thing you can do, is save the rain forest" I want that written on my tombstone yo XD

[@lwizzit]

I'm in Canada with a single payer health system. I'll take Bernie in. Gladly.

[@fionafiona1146]

Germany isn't much worse in a "choice focused" system running since 1883

[@jerryfromtheblock6463]

This and JRE were like the only appearances by bernie that did not feel like a set up

[@eponymousIme]

JRE?

[@clintbeasthood9758]

@@eponymousIme Joe Rogan Experience

[@eponymousIme]

@@clintbeasthood9758 Thanks.

[@May-wg8wp]

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[@May-wg8wp]

@@eponymousIme kzbin.info/www/bejne/aICQmn-hZqySpMk

[@lowsmiles9083]

Jokes on u Hasan, us gen z's will never need to plan fr retirement because we all wanna die anyway

[@bojackhorseman5506]

And climate change will kill us before we get there

[@ShirleyYooGeste]

@@bojackhorseman5506 not to mention civil war.

[@sharonjose77]

I'm sorry but WTF is gen z? ??

[@diya4886]

@@sharonjose77 born after 2000...mostly after 2005 though

[@sharonjose77]

@@diya4886 huh??? What really lol ok ... what happened to the rest of the alphabets is the world ending or what .... and who on earth came up with this crap its random as sht

[@a.j.lilianmenashe5581]

I'm a late life baby of woman who was born when the great depression (I know... which one?! 1929) took root. I've never known a time when a household wasn't multi-generational. The only thing that can make this circumstance a living hell or heaven is whether or not the family had always been abusive or healthy. Multi-generational living never ceased to exist, even among white folx; the nuclear family was set as the standard, but was not particularly the norm. Elders living at home will only be a problem is they were degenerates to begin with. Healthy dynamics are needed in order for care at home to be rendered efficiently as well as lovingly.

[@wandat46]

Lol. I agree. It's always been that way here.

[@voicification]

Disappointed Bernie didn’t say the word “yuge”

[@drawcoder]

yuge backwards e-guy

[@hopesy12u4]

If that's the only thing that disappointed you in this lame ass episode, i really dont know what to tell you.

[@erNomic]

Revisit this post of yours when your 70 so you can kick your own ass for not taking this seriously.

[@SoCloseToToast]

I swear the quality of the graphics on this show always amazes me