Why Would You Audit Our Building? 😉🎥🛸❌

Today we take a look at Head Office VMware UK Ltd, 3PR, Flow 1 &, 2 The Causeway, Staines TW18 3FA.
We speak to security about a public charging station that is listed to be on site and then resume the video from the public footpath.
We get to the end and then bump into security again but this time he has a member of staff with him who wants answers.
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[@PizzaAndBoxing]

Security was BRILLIANT here. Massive respect. Lady needs to get a grip.

[@Paul-ry5cx]

she was a typical Karen...i wonder if there is a specific agency that rents Karens out as a novelty employment type of thing.

[@oldpainless316]

@@Paul-ry5cxthere’s one that does hybrid Karen’s i think.

[@thecredible]

Karen’s Grannie! Needs to get back to her knitting patterns! 😂

[@deathvalleybro9320]

he seemed a turncoat to me, when the grouchy manager was there he acted as though he didn't like DJ. 2 faced.

[@PizzaAndBoxing]

@@deathvalleybro9320 nah, he got the lady to go in at the end too. He did great as DJ would say

[@braddbradd5671]

The security guard became the boss and the director lady had to sit back and admire his work

[@plymouthrock5281]

Nicely done shutting that lady down

[@Sequoyah_7]

"If I came to your house..." I am so sick of people using that wrong analogy. The security guard was nice man.

[@micksmixxx]

@Sequoyah007. Sadly, my friend, there are SOME people that don't understand the differences between living accommodation and living accommodation. 💩💩

[@patogordo1385]

It makes sense to mix up if they own the place

[@silentwitness247]

I think that woman usually gets obeyed by her subordinates and found it difficult when she found someone in public that she can’t dominate. Back to work young man, your mission is successful and complete!

[@caolkyle]

Definitely the building manager bully vibe. Part was also genuine curiosity what audit, as usually building audits will write ahead of time to say approx window or annual audits etc so caught off guard there

[@mattychapatti7342]

I bet her wife obeys her

[@silentwitness247]

@@mattychapatti7342 Hahaha 🤣

[@svenpoletka5236]

At least that nasty lady had the good sense to stop while losing.

[@TellyMan200]

i would made up some ISO number like im doing a ISO2900 audit

[@blueroly6588]

​@@Cristobal_2012And then she'll put in a privacy complaint knowing she made a complete dick of herself.

[@innocent7percent]

@@Cristobal_2012 Saw somewhere the auditor answered the Q of what you doing with" didnt you get the memo, havent you received the email " ? and when the nosy parker said " No " he replied " Well then it must be none of your ....... business".

[@f1jr724]

Security 10/10 absolutely fantastic... the lady however was very disappointing and rude

[@timjohnun4297]

Na, she made the video. Don't tell me you watch these videos to watch the nice people? I don't, I want to see Karens

[@f1jr724]

@@timjohnun4297 disappointing and rude is what she was... did say she that she wasn't the star 😊😉

[@f1jr724]

@@timjohnun4297 she was funny 🤣

[@stephenwhite345]

​​@@timjohnun4297totally agree with you, the more obnoxious,, the better the video and this self appointed public pavement police rounded off the video just perfect. I'm glad she pushed herself into the video

[@Nekotaku_TV]

9/10

[@noelward8047]

Security gentleman was brilliant ... even when he had to do the necessary with his 'boss' there. Top marks to him.

[@deathvalleybro9320]

he seemed a turncoat to me, when the grouchy manager was there he acted as though he didn't like DJ. 2 faced.

[@jaygee5693]

@@deathvalleybro9320Maybe he likes working there. Deferring to one's superiors is sensible for anyone wanting to get on in their job. One on one he was brilliant, as Noel said.

[@jessemccann9711]

​@deathvalleybro9320 I mean is he supposed to potentially lose his job over sticking up for a random youtuber he doesn't know? Be real.

[@bournagin4439]

"Sad. Silly. Strange" she said. One word for that woman. Sick.

[@mrsullivan1969]

Aunt Flo got put in her place

[@kevinparker461]

Nasty cow, & that's me getting personal.

[@Right-Turn-Clyde]

​@@kevinparker461That's not personal, it's a perfect description. She was rude and condescending and I bet she was trying to work out a way to "accidentally" bump into DJ and knock him and his bike into the Thames. You know she was losing the second she got personal.

[@philedmonds1901]

Where's Bod😂😂

[@monkeymisfit9765]

More like farmer barleymow

[@Right-Turn-Clyde]

@monkeymisfit9765 She thinks she's PC Copper

[@garyphilipmcadam]

I was once desperately low on vehicle charge and followed Google Maps to the nearest charging station only to find it was behind a locked gate on an industrial estate. I know its just for illustrative purposes but its genuinely valuable to remove unavailable charging points from maps so thanks 👍🏻

[@Montman2009]

Security guard 10 points, lady who got owned 0 points. Great interaction with them both, but the security guard gets the award for "Best Interaction"

[@alandixon7948]

The security officer was 10 out of 10. The way it should be done

[@1-9KOKO]

Perfect!... The lady soon shut herself down, when she was made to realise that she had absolutely no power, over a member of the public. Her personal comments I believe, she will regret, after watching herself on this video. And rightly so. She was not a good ambassador for the company at all. Very poor customer service skills, and the dismissal she tried to give you, was very dissappointing. That certainly needs to be addressed by her seniors. I feel she needs re-training in that aspect, it was horrid to watch I must say. The security man however was excellent, and conducted himself very well indeed.

[@ianpennington5856]

She was a bit difficult to find, but I now know her name, address, mobile number and email address.

[@nickywall872]

Super Manager never regretted nothing!

[@tonyhill8300]

@@nickywall872 thats a double negative

[@loadsabeeruk]

Aha, the tables are turned and someone auditing VMWare for once. Anyone working in IT will understand 😄

[@TheBrawlBox]

The female bossman appeared mortified that her omnipotence was not transferable to the public area 😂

[@Thecountofstgermaine]

🤣🤣 top comment

[@EddieSalford]

She was just plain nasty. Even when she left she had to shake her head. Pity she can't see the thousands of heads shaking at her attitude.

[@ultra1obscene]

thought she was great, she seen DJ for exactly what he is....sad.

[@EddieSalford]

@@ultra1obscene Making easy money is anything but sad!

[@ultra1obscene]

@@EddieSalford travelling across the country for what looks to be at best an average salary from this channel doesn't seem like all that "easy money"? i sit watching youtube from home all day while working, that is easy money. so yeh, i'll stick with just being sad.

[@EddieSalford]

@@ultra1obscene Still makes money from it. There is also the hobby aspect, as a photographer myself I'm quite happy to travel across the country just to spend a day out taking photos and not make any money at all, and as an angler I'm also happy to travel just to fish. So what is one persons version of sad is another persons of joy, and DJ sounds like he is have a good time to me. So we'll have to agree to disagree.

[@rdrhouse]

23:31 "off you go", sounds like she's a failed policewoman

[@noelward8047]

No doubt has 'The Bill' recorded of multiple VHS tapes Haha

[@A2Z1Two3]

Imagine if she had , Harv a visit from Meet the Tyrants 😂

[@christopherchristos7275]

​@@noelward8047Showing your age there 😂

[@innocent7percent]

@@christopherchristos7275 What other ways were there back in the 1980s ?

[@smeehere]

Those two should swap jobs ( and pay cheques )

[@anvilbrunner.2013]

Entitled, discourteous Toff lady there deserving all public disdain. Very well mannered security guard worthy of all good grace. If there was room on the lifeboat for one & you had to choose between the two.

[@tomwainwright7102]

if she is married ,I feel so sorry for her poor other half,

[@anvilbrunner.2013]

Sexy people don't mind cameras. @@tomwainwright7102

[@mrb4408]

Off you go!! Nah, you don’t boss DJ around old bint.

[@tc5042]

Well said what a arrogant b...ch

[@LorrieLogan]

Security , absolute delight. The woman in the end at least leaned in and listened.

[@Mike9001000]

The lady should have left it to the excellent security man, as she wasn’t a great representative of the company.

[@bogart01]

Karen let the side down unfortunately. Security was good and helpful though.

[@23toxic23]

Brilliant audit fella. The security guy was great. And the cat that lost its tongue. Walked away unhappily educated. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

[@tonto2455]

Security was very good. Shame about the female whatever. Enjoy the calm and positive way you controlled the discussion and made her look what she is.

[@tecnogof]

In that nice gentleman security guys defense. When he invited you in, he did flash his SIA licence. That Karen got owned Bruv! Lol!

[@ramalama9650]

Sorry, I'm English. What does 'Bruv' mean?

[@deathvalleybro9320]

he seemed a turncoat to me, when the grouchy manager was there he acted as though he didn't like DJ. 2 faced.

[@A2Z1Two3]

@@deathvalleybro9320She had obviously forced him out to ambush DJ on a public pavement to interrogate him . I bet she now wishes she had kept her nose out 😂 Her phone will be ringing to tell her she is online ( and her staff will be laughing at her behind her back tomorrow , any credibility as a boss GONE 😊

[@blueroly6588]

​@@ramalama9650He means bruvver, as in a male sibling 😂

[@ramalama9650]

That's what confuses me. He's no brother of mine. In fact, I'd be very embarrassed if he was. Why do they speak this way? It make me cringe when I hear it. I will try to reply in a way this sort understands. Excuse me if there are errors. I am no expert in speaking the broken, uneducated aspects of the English language. I''ll try, here here go .. 'Yo bruv, chill. de wurdz swrl me ed head. me inglish. just same as u. me speak klear to u bruv. respekt. Me respeck fur trying, yo bruv innit.' 😏 @@blueroly6588

[@vingriffin67]

How rude was the horrid Karen compared to the lovely Security Guard. 🤯

[@lolgrant]

Whether the intention or not you totally roasted that woman. Facts, a cool head and a drizzle of sarcasm at Gas mark 2 for 10 minutes. Done!

[@kpeecee]

She thought she was better than you DJ, the insults coming fast and strong and as soon as you mention data breach etc, my word mate…………….the silence from her, security brilliant, but …………….silence from this person was deafening hahahahahaa great video mate, keep it up.

[@nwlondonmetaller3427]

As a SIA Licence holder, your videos are fantastic. It is very good for educational purposes for me and I hope you do get good money for each video, due to the stress you have to deal with each confrontation. In my experience, I am really disgusted how poor Security Companies are in giving advice to Security staff how to handle these kinds of situations, but this Security Guard handled the situation very well. I do understand Company Managements concern, as the terrorist threat level is at Substantial, but seriously Company Representatives really need to do their home work, as they really do put their foot in it. You do a good job exposing their lack of knowledge.

[@malcolmclements9254]

She didn't stand a chance did she?

[@tonyraymondsmith8171]

Just like this auditor prick in the real world.

[@humblequest7905]

You really are the master at killing the m with reasonableness. Boy did she want a hole to open up and swallow her….she didn’t know where to look. Brilliantly done 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@craigjones123]

What a great security guard. Doing everything correctly. As for the member of staff what a silly sausage 😂

[@Johnwilliams-yu4ig]

Another jobsworth and she is one weird lady,if she thought things were so serious why does she look like she's smiling throughout?what an oddball she is that works for VM software 🤭

[@desdicadoric]

Typical passive aggressive. Smiling while angry 😂

[@A2Z1Two3]

The female was WAY OUT OF HER DEPTH . Just as well she had s professional security man there to de-escalate . ( well done that man , pity you have a bossy dullard working with you ) She would cause a fight in a peace camp 😂 No knowledge of public photography laws , and a big mouth , not a good mix 😢

[@hughgordon6435]

When security give a better inpression than self proclaimed gate guardian? Boy you got problems???

[@isshereallygoingoutwithhim]

Old mother Hubbard made a bit of a fool of herself,security saved the day for a change 😊

[@waydomriver2186]

I love the fact they have an emergency throw line . However by the the time you ring up to get the code , and you receive the the code input the code remove the line get ready to throw the line they are about a mile down river . I think it needs improving.

[@micksmixxx]

@waydomriver2186. 👍👍 Absolutely correct, my friend. How about those of us that don't have a phone? Presumably, a drowning person doesn't require saving in those circumstances (sic). That's a right sh!t service. 💩💩💩💩

[@angryscottishidiot]

And thats still better than it not being there at all cos some drunken aresholes have taken it.

[@godsgod1677]

Please don't tell this woman that police audit the public, she won't be able to handle it. She was clearly struggling and kept lowering herself.

[@susanlloyd1133]

She's a right Karen 😮

[@susancoleman3063]

Like the way she went quiet when she realised you were talking sense and she wasnt

[@aldhous]

"If I came to your house" blah blah blah...

[@AndyFarrington-e6e]

'I'm going to help you get better'.......lol... pure class DJ

[@bussesandmore1263]

Security briliant that lady was shaking her head and wasnt happy !

[@cyclist68]

Should have done a Reggie... "It's on a need to know basis" 😂

[@paulevetts9771]

when we were a civilised country ,throw lines were accessable freely. now you need to ring up and ask permission. by which time the drowning person has floated by. we are living in the remains of a dying society. thanks tony.

[@alexandramassey9258]

I thought exactly the same thing

[@only1thatmakessense]

Daum hes good , he shut her right up 👍

[@jimiellis6060]

Oooo she wasn't happy, was she! lol The thing i've noticed, is that give someone the minimum of power, call it, management, high viz, or even a badge, they leave their social inclusivity at home and turn into the squire of the land. 🤣

[@resus009]

i saw on LinkedIn that several employees of VMware received their termination just yet. VMware war aquired by Broadcom and the CEO said he wants to "raise the rentability" by reducing overhead. So this video might be the last one on VMware property.

[@dannyandrews8930]

Well done DJ. Very professional 👏

[@Mysticalwolf165]

The security guard was very professional at his job well done but the lady was very rude to DJ Audits..

[@MrWolf359]

Your professionalism and the nice security guard were definitely the shining moments of the video 😀👍

[@muddlepond]

Well she was a bundle of joy wasn't she? Nice video DJ.

[@fire1535]

Nice video 😂 he's a complete prick

[@Marius_vanderLubbe]

The old imperialist subordinated by the good manners of her servant. Most excellent.

[@justahumanbeing.709]

brilliant analysis!!

[@Thecountofstgermaine]

Colonial flavoured irony that fiction couldn't personify as good as this video

[@TelfordTigerr]

Exceptional audit! Exceptionally good security staff!! Exceptionally incompetent management staff!!!

[@freddykrueliquor]

Can’t get enough of your video’s absolutely hilarious and owning daily 😂😂

[@zekeb2888]

That Security guy is wayyyy underpaid. He’s even allot better than the PR people I see on here and the rude pathetic woman standing next to him. I hope he sees this. I just wanna say he was Awesome 👏

[@sunboycold9164]

That woman thinks she's a school teacher - Now off you go 😂

[@TruthISeek]

Security man was brilliant, polite and respectful. I would be happy to see this as his employer. We need more like this guy! The bat lady was very rude! If she has such a concern for the employees, maybe don't have clear glass around the building for the public to see in or get some blinds up.

[@ThatLeeNoble]

There is an office building near me owned by one of those dodgy companies owned by the council which has these BP Pulse chargers in the car park. Usually they are either blocked all day by staff or they are switched off. They obvioulsy just don't want public in their car park.

[@noelward8047]

Karen tried to be clever ... wisely decided to shut up Haha

[@simonc2751]

Excellent audit and a lesson in how polite well informed communication can calm situations down and educate at the same time, a pleasure to watch, good work DJ

[@TheCapers23]

Great audit mate, security was friendly and helpful. Good job.

[@As3th8r]

DJ out in the rain for our entertainment. Thanks mate. Hope you got a nice cup of tea to heat up afterwards.

[@5T3-d3c]

She's gonna get him sacked

[@johncampbell9216]

I bet that lady was a school teacher once upon a time... deeply condescending. So unprofessional. Imagine working with her! Hopefully she gets a bawling out from her managers.

[@NarnianRailway]

DJ missed it by a few years 😆!!! Along River Park Avenue 2015 and 2016, cones with yellow-black tape were placed along the street to prevent parking. Prior people parked on both sides so it was narrow; the 2017 street view shows double lines added on both sides. Great video! ⭐⭐⭐👍 VMware building constructed 2012-2013 replacing a 3 storey brick office building "Burgas House" with similar footprint. Exton Estates/Rockspring advertised Flow One as 48,000 sqft and Flow Two as 18,000 sqft. Along the river, didn't see my slow race ducky! 🦆

[@lordmaverik]

feel sorry for the man that is married to that lol

[@markdiggins7575]

Or woman, might even identify as a dragon. Certinally got the characteristic.

[@kiranvegunta]

I liked how the lady kept her mouth shut when DJ start speaking at the end. Security Mamu was great and handled well.

[@allanradford1670]

the creature that is trying to look like a woman but dresses as a man is a saddo and looked lost at the end the security guy had more idea good on him and why do people insult auditors they really have no idea who you might be you might have been sent by their own company

[@A2Z1Two3]

Yep DJ could have been the undercover boss 😮

[@mbezik]

disgusting behaviour by that karen, abusing the public

[@NickB_Yorkshire]

Isn’t it funny how she was suddenly lost for words at the end when she realised that she didn’t have a leg to stand on 🤣. Security guy was spot on 👍🏼😊

[@kdrangej]

As a VMWare customer I am very interested in knowing how they are protecting their own assets. Top class security guard! Seems like the lady trying to intervene was analyzing the situation appropriately and knew when she had to stfu

[@DJAUDITS]

Are they now a new name or just taken over by a new parent?

[@olafb7499]

​​@@DJAUDITSthe brand will wilt away over time, mass lay off already started.

[@darrencrooks5083]

Absolutely brilliant - you put her right back into her box!! Giving it all mouth and then when hit with the gdpr breach she nearly shat herself, and rightly so, ok Zoë back to office 😅

[@NE-Media.inc.]

that witch wannabe wants to get off her high horse and replace it with her broomstick haha - great video as always DJ!

[@waynebailey8796]

BP purchased Chargemaster, almost none of those EV chargers ever work.

[@josephmcaleese5331]

D. J. isn't it good to have a security guard who tells the truth ! , Hats off to him, but what a shame that the lady was so rude and abrasive , very well handled again D.J. top marks .

[@R_RPerformance]

That sarcasm had me crying🤣🤣

[@tens6697]

Well handled, she was having a proper think after your explanation, probably felt a bit silly lol. Security was great though

[@anthonywest2989]

Security guard fantastic, a real credit, the star of show ❤

[@kupiakosD]

You were too nice here...she deserved the full DJ Audits treatment

[@AberdeenshireBeasties]

VMWare is not just cloud based software, as the name suggests the original part of their business is the running of VM machines, which is often still on premises using VM hosts running VMware software

[@DMC888]

I know someone that works there. Business is booming. Personally I prefer Oracle virtual box over their virtualisation software.

[@lampshadesneeded]

Kvm

[@lynnblackburn2720]

Very nice security guard 👍

[@howardelder4411]

I don't know if I've said this before but your are the best in your field brilliant 🙏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@duncanstewart9443]

This Lady's response - pure gold!!!

[@ade3628]

How dare you cause a building alarm,harassment and distress

[@susanshone8185]

Don't you just love it when they come out spouting there directives and so personal thinking that this kind of language would force you to go😂 she just made a complete fool of herself .maybe she treats staff like this but she as no right to treat the public like this big fail on her part 😅 top marks to the security he showed her who the boss was.great work DJ your the man

[@66tricky66]

Security was BRILLIANT, we all 2nd that

[@Richtea557]

Come rain or shine you still on the go..... fair play to you Keep up the hard work

[@tonyraymondsmith8171]

Rain or shine, its England you sad bitch. How would this prick cope in actual real extreme weather conditions? He would cry to his mommy.

[@Salty3439]

The lady is very silly... How is she upset???? ❤❤❤❤❤, Go DJ

[@alcoyne3333333333333]

Security guy was great respect mate 👍 she could learn from him 👍

[@Gr33nMamba]

Chargenaster is just the old branding that BP bought to make BP Pulse. I would have listed it as "not open to the public" rather than closed. Zap Map is far more accurate and detailed for this sort of info.

[@FilmingBritain]

One of the nicest security guards I’ve ever seen spot on 💯✌️

[@razkhan-i9k]

Weird old lady?

[@eg2510x]

Weird man more like😅

[@martinriley106]

She ended up looking a complete muppet! But notice how she completely clammed up in the end and said nothing at all?

[@paulreeves8204]

"Off ya Go", God bless karen 🤣😂

[@MrBinabanana]

Anybody who runs an EV knows not to bother turning up at any 7KW BP Pulse charging station - don't even have to check the map to know they'll be defunct!

[@noelward8047]

You will have the Evangenlicals after you now Haha

[@desdicadoric]

Anyone running a pure ev needs a mental health evaluation

[@spencerh2860]

@@desdicadoric😂

[@bigboost2641]

The lady was obviously used to telling her staff what to do including DJ but unfortunately met her match! 😆 She comes across as entitled and a woman in control! DJ certainly put her right, her face was a picture! 🤣😂🤣 *Edited to add that the security man was polite and friendly although hard to understand at times.

[@vincehenry9126]

Security guy was a gem 👏 data breaches …. Spot them all the time , normally whilst at traffic lights and without trying. Could you do a data breaches tour some day ? I’ll fire 10 or so at you this week alone last one was a solicitors office with huge screen 🤷‍♂️ cheers dj 💪

[@kenthomson9562]

Women’s emotional, unprofessional responses are a major cash cow for auditors.

[@pjdee5879]

That vicked vmware vitch is completely up herself. Obviously a mover alonger and a shaker. Calling DJ sad is the height of her ability. She should work from home more often.

[@Whodat741]

When she or he said it’s a bit sad 😂 as he or she was dressed like a substitute teacher 😂

[@tonykav5176]

She soon shut up when she realised she was very rude & personal & being filmed

[@kandiManZ001]

Jesus, I think she's still out there asking why and for what hahahaha, great audit DJ