Why You Cryin' mexican style beatin'

George talks about how mexican (latino) parents beat the crap out of us... pretty funny...

[@rubyfyre9601]

"Don't run, don't run! Move your hand!" These lines are relatable!

[@Silly_Illidan]

Global mom methods #101

[@DJBlackNGold]

Hispanic mothers be crazy yo. Spanish mother, love her to bits, but if I talked back there was no mercy rule in that ball park.

[@doesntknowbetter6415]

Dylan McCormack Hell yea. You talk back and its over for you.

[@gapaintball7811]

FearTheXI i talked back once. Never again

[@bmendez3782]

"I never hit you liar" I can't believe you tell everyone I use to hit you" lmfao cracks me up every time.

[@riripari2042]

My mom didn't even care if there was a camera. She'd still hit me! 😂

[@jgarcia334]

Your mom probably was i know the camera is there i want them see it hbo Showtime ESPN and Fox news lmao

[@carlosgonsalezjr5627]

Same here but it was my dad

[@gilbertmartinez2140]

lol yup. She would say the camera don’t work. They are just there for show and then hit me. Lol

[@irvingramirez2335]

its FUNNIER if your latino an can relate to that xD

[@rasenku2526]

i can relate that happen to me and my brother like 10 years ago

[@haitiangangsta1005]

Bro I’m Haitian & I completely relate to this 😂💀💀

[@irvingramirez2335]

haitiangangsta1005 noice! :D

[@edithdlp8045]

I am Mexican American and have never hit any of my 3 kids even once nor was I ever got hit by my parents.

[@damianramos7840]

I think anyone from an immigrant family especially first generation relates. The Ass whooping in the changing room was a classic. My mom spoke no English so it was exactly the same but all in Spanish 😂

[@edwardteach2862]

latin mothers hahaha they are always like "vas a ver cuando lleguemos a la casa!"

[@flamesofjihad4069]

Or "espera que lleguemos a la casa" "ya vas aver"

[@felipepineda1585]

Or the classic.. me las vas a pagar!

[@HugeKingCobra_]

Oh the words that would stop me in My tracks

[@justinflores165]

"Chuck E Cheese......you wanna see a mouse pull da refrigerator out." LMFAO

[@AegisNova]

“pull the refrigerator out.” 🙂

[@justinflores165]

@@AegisNova after hearing it another time now that sounds a lot more clear lol. thx for the correction 😊

[@pamelaboisvert8976]

haha love. it

[@ThatRetroGeek86]

"RIGHT THERE BY YOUR FEET! BY YOUR FEET!" 😂

[@zerenio]

I remember trying to act tough then mom gets a cable and says que dices cabrón

[@coachd49]

“I’m gonna come off the ground I’m gonna hit you so hard” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@trifeloco]

This was one the most funniest of stand-ups I've ever seen man! I'm sure most ethnicities can relate but if you're hispanic you definitely can relate 😂😂😂

[@doesntknowbetter6415]

“Te doy un cocotazo cuando llegamos a la casa sigue jodiendo” Scariest thing my mother ever said to me

[@carlac.8316]

ROFL

[@ernestjerez2968]

Better then scared straight for real

[@sasquatchboi4995]

care to translate for us white boys.. please

[@Channel-ml4qv]

@@sasquatchboi4995 She’s gonna hit him when they get back to the house if he keeps fucking around

[@westillsippingteainyourhoo3001]

And my friends be wishing they had my Latin mom y'all don't know her 😂😭

[@N12Gautam]

dαílч dσѕє σf tαє mZa

[@jihyun1690]

Nice Taehyung pfp

[@alali3700]

That’s true !!!😂😂😂😂😂🤔

[@2800boy]

The reason I love George Lopez is because I can pretty much relate to everything he says about growing up lol.

[@Smileyyy21]

George Lopez is so accurate on latinos.

[@tazbandz6688]

Look you stepped on my corn you fucker, had me fucking dying 😂😂😂

[@brownsugar1173]

I can feel it in my hand lol

[@DoloMarciano]

The VHS static took me back immediately

[@matute33]

Happy Birthday you saw him? 😂😂 priceless

[@breebreemusic]

Damn this takes me back to my childhood hahaha

[@fruitx4yay]

The "Courtney, you get in the car!" kills me :)

[@RoxasMark]

XD ''It didn't fit, come on you son of a bitch'' XD That thing crack me up XD

[@sdmiii1102]

I love how Latino family members smack you around when your a kid then when your an adult. “Ugh ugh I never hit you liar.”

[@AMCFilms]

🙄I never even hit you... or it wasn't even hard😒

[@user-xl9nf8vr9s]

OMG! It is like watching my Hispanic mom on stage! She use to say "move your hand!" and say all the same things George was saying. Bad flash backs. Man, the days of the chonkla. I don't miss those.

[@mariaaltazar7520]

George me hiciste recordar el cable de LA plancha y a mi mamacita linda.

[@zerenio]

Maria Altazar también a mí

[@Starlight59]

"I never hit you lier" lol gosh that reminds me of my mother

[@td7687]

i rememeber the days"move youre hands! move youre hands!"

[@wueritogarcia1489]

Courtnie u get in the car!!!!lmfao

[@therarebreed]

😂😂😂😂💀💀

[@bsc27squad98]

moral of the story is follow directions on what they tell you and every thing is gonna be alright....

[@fruitx4yay]

The part where he says "Courtney, you get in the car!!" just cracks me up!

[@Jumping-cholla]

“We’re going to try this on…move your hand! Move your hand!” 😂😭😭 Damn, war flashbacks

[@SamanthaMercer]

I love this! Probably because it brings back memories. I may not be Mexican (I'm African American), but my mom certainly dragged me into the dressing room or car a few times. "Baby, let's go try on this skirt in the dressing room." Even with a childhood like that I loved every minute of it and laugh over these kind of memories.

[@lifeofthe6]

"You saw him? Happy birthday." George Lopez = Funniest comedian in history!

[@lili222]

I swear - this guy cracks me up! EVERYTHING he says is my childhood.. The funny thing is that it's coming from the mexican american perspective.. Not american nor mexican.. just us kids who grew up here with parents who immigrated here relate to it all.. awesomeness.

[@littlegiantJ]

latinos, consider your childhood was full of happiness and great. if you were Korean, you will never cry for latinos' childhood

[@SweetJeopardy]

But we actually do. If you ask most Latin@s we remember our childhood really fondly, as very happy times, even if we dealt with "tough love" like this. You felt very loved and never neglected. We don't have any issues with showing our emotions, both positive and negative, and you always felt loved.

[@peaceandlove544]

George Lopez present the very harsch-emotionally detached upbringing of his full time job migrant grandmother. But Mexican grandmothers and mothers are hardly like that. Only some when they get upset back in day. He never talks about the loving, nurishing of all female relatives, because maybe he did not experience that or is not good for his act. Quite sad.

[@nekropunx88]

That's all I got "Cuando llegemos a la casa vas a ver" HAHA

[@dubugga]

"Move your hand! Move your hand!" Fuuuckkk hahaha too relatable 😂 🤣

[@dcgm78]

Best comedian ever

[@garwoof4053]

ONE of the BEST ; REAL, BEAUTIFUL, FUNNY , TELLS... I EVER HEARD.

[@LuvnPoetrii]

"move your hand"....brought back so many memories

[@Silvia-lb4pu]

He the best ,he just hilarious

[@jellyfish04]

Italian moms are the same 😂😂😂

[@SenoritaDancer87]

As a Mexican American, I ♥ his show and his stand up comedy. I want to soo bad see him live.

[@mancerxk]

I'm a Black American man who loves this Mexican American man's comedy. We Are America. All of us! Thank you Mr. Lopez for sharing some of your life with us.....and being funny as hell doing it!!

[@taserdotcom]

holy shit dude he has the eyes of a fish and they peer into your very soul

[@elbowdog29]

"those better be tears of joy" lol!

[@heartsMuzikhearts]

I Laughed SOOO freaking hard!! "How did everything go?" "It didnt fit" LOL

[@DarthKieduss]

You think George got hit bad? Mick, my Irish mother hit with one hand holding a rosemary in the other. And she yelled move your hand! 1:55. Grandmother would twist my ear in church."Boy, I said put the money on the plate," she once said through clinched teeth.

[@Hanszo29]

Lol he probably used to get his ass whopped everyday

[@dayra6425]

I had both sides Irish grandmother and a mexican abuelita .. both were crazy.. No wonder i drink

[@Samantha517]

da ra Damn

[@shigshug8581]

Been watching this for almost 2 decades lol

[@fruitx4yay]

"Courtney, you get in the car!" idk why but that part just kills me!

[@sunshine-wu9gl]

"move your hand, move your hand" my mother's famous words Lmao

[@nicholasr.9317]

You saw him!

[@mr.hernandez68]

I can already feel it in my hand I can feel it I'm a come off the ground I'm a hit you so hard!2🤣

[@bigtoe0341]

“I can already feel it in my hand” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Furyx10]

Happiest kids in the world is mexico. No I am not kidding you can search it up.

[@Furyx10]

holy sht this is 2 yrs comments haha. Yeah :) have a wonderful day ^^ gotta mute this 2 yr old comment

[@XIVGrumpy]

Must be all the coke

[@niptuck117]

"You stepped on my corn, you fucker!"

[@Stiiggy]

Oh this is soooooo true!! lmao "Don't run, don't run!! Move your hand!" Oooohhhh the memories!

[@jamesal1001]

i was too young to understand his standup, i thought i did when he said chuck E cheese. I am 28 now and it hits harder.

[@elpatrick]

I agree with you memodeh, I'm Mexican, living in Ireland right now, and I don't find it offensive at all. I think he's pretty funny. That "Happy birthday, you saw him?!!" part is awesome. Regards.

[@J_131]

This sounds weird, but I'm so glad my parents beat me when I was stepping out of line. As a kid I hated them with a passion for doing that, but as an adult I thank them for not letting me become one of those spoiled bratty kids that we see all around us these days.

[@tomlund4951]

Glad? Ummm no.😳

[@jasonguevara5813]

@@tomlund4951 you can’t relate boi Latino experience right here 💪🏽💪🏽 I appreciate all the ass whoopings I got from my parents, they made me the man I am today

[@tomlund4951]

@@jasonguevara5813 this from a guy who can’t spell boy! I try to be better than the thug I was raised to be… you can call me sir. 🥸

[@tomlund4951]

@Untitled User I come up short… point taken. And thank you.

[@destroyerofmorons]

Nah f uck that s hit. There's never a good reason to hit your kids unless theyre actually the devil.

[@dawnhudson7549]

I never get tired of this! 😂

[@elcondepatula]

i missed the beatings my father used to give me..i deserved each one..and still do..nothing says "i love you" more than a punch in the face.. I MISS YOU 'PA!! :'( R.I.P

[@fruitx4yay]

Birthday party? No que birthday party! YOU SAW 'EM? YOU SAW 'EM? HAPPY BIRTHDAY! YOU SAW 'EM?? and for some reason, the "courtney, you get in the car!" cracks me up everyyy time.

[@clearvu1128]

wow, i can't remember all the times i had to put my hand in the way of my mom's hand. dam, the memories D:

[@albertovillarrealjr.7657]

George’s Lopez makes me wheeze and makes me laugh like the joker like not even lying

[@AMCFilms]

Same here, I think it's the fact that we can relate so much... dude's hilarious!

[@Abraham-zf6yy]

Even the recording is Mexican

[@a.b.sproductionsllc]

The “move your hand” and also a Black family thing. I remember my mama beating my ass and saying that because me and brother used to always use our hands to cover up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AMCFilms]

Yup... it would suck either way 😅

[@opesenator]

fuck, does he ever blinks? and he has that look.....he can see into your soul.

[@tresa27]

I can watch georgy all day ahh he makes me think of the good old days lol

[@bxatch]

AHAHAH this is exactly like my mom but she would say do we need to go to the washroom :|.. but she's white lol

[@classicblue]

that's exactly what it is. I mean he is animated and has a level of funny but the biggest laughs come from those who can relate.

[@invisiblebully171]

U saw em u saw em Happy Birthday 😆 🤣

[@kingkiril]

hahahahaa. this video is so funny. i watch it over and over and over.

[@MaverixHunter]

lol! the mouse and refrigerator joke, he used that in his show recently :D

[@RudySpino]

Yes those WERE tears of joy!! From Me while hearing it anyway.

[@lilbrother45]

Lopez NAILED IT. Move your hand! Move your hand! My sister and I use to do that to stop the spanking! Hahaha Same with the Roman meal and weenies. My grandma always called hot dog weenies.

[@SureWhatever19]

I was just bonding with someone who grew up in an Asian house hold, and how similar our experiences were with me having grown up in a Mexican house hold. It was nice 😂

[@johnigarcia7505]

yes we all loved our parents and so did they love US

[@hereliesnaif]

Move your hand, i heard that a lot lol

[@MielEcitaaa]

U so right, and out there they love our food, our music and us women. Oh Oh and they also love to vacation on our land!!!

[@Zest4life890]

You are the funniest Hispanic comedian

[@varowan1]

Speak to my Irish catholic mother/father. Lopez's mother has nothing on them. 🤣 Love you George.

[@silversnowangel23]

lol this is so true! especially the part where parents hit you when at home when your out in public.. happened to me alot! i love george lopez!

[@carlosr428]

you saw him?! happy birthday! ... Those better be tears of joy, LMAO!!!!

[@randominity15]

that is so true though..."When we get home"....I heard that a thousand times

[@frecklesoverload]

"u got a lotta things already" that sounded just like my mom lol

[@dominicancheif117]

LMFAO he had me rolling but its so true my mom trys to play it off in public but when i get home damn it happens to all hispanics

[@uzimakiking]

the changing room is too real lmfao

[@menyo23]

Don't run! Don't run! Move your hand! LOL. I remember my mom used to say NO METAS LA MANO.

[@ethi0nz]

haha. he is the best stand up ever.

[@fedrosfan]

this is so true i remember acting up at the store and then getting my ass kicked at home....hahahaha....or the one of move ur hand or is gonna be worse....i was like it can actually get worse....lol

[@K2theron]

man im sick and i laughed my ass off and could not stop!!!!!!!!!

[@TWPOPT]

all of this gerorge lopeze videos i love him best comedian

[@Ledatious]

It's not just Mexicans that find this funny, I'm Nicaraguan and this stuff is freekin hilarious....whenever i would get whippings when i was little my mom would say all that especially, "MOVE YOUR HAND! MOVE YOUR HAND!" LMAO

[@RockManticSoL]

Hahahahaha that is sooo true, man!! Hahahahahaha camera, cameraa!! Dangg!! and he`s face!

[@elcondepatula]

the beatings were the only times that i felt we really connected, my dad and me,

[@glendeco]

wow, that was funny.Hits close to home!! LOL!!

[@Snakekilla54]

I was born in 97, can relate a bit to these things

[@sergio089]

He just summarized 10 years of my life in this 3 minutes.

[@AB-uc8tj]

Man...used to get the belt , broom, whatever was closest to my dad when he was is in his chair. My least favorite was the damn cold shower...made me the man I am today

[@Tejano44]

Thanks for posting . Very funny .