The car honk joke is one of the most accurate jokes I've ever heard. To add, you also know everyone in the family's different honks
@johnnihil16895 жыл бұрын
If you get that joke, you've lived in the hood at some point in your life. Lol
@jamedraa84725 жыл бұрын
Same in the south.
@thebeastbossgamer93735 жыл бұрын
Facts lol
@Assassincreed63984 жыл бұрын
Same
@Frankya924 жыл бұрын
John Nihil definitely 😂
@MeenieAlf245 жыл бұрын
His "white accent" cracks me up every time. 😂😂😂😂
@barrymccockiner7735 жыл бұрын
Let’s go piper...
@waynerembert31165 жыл бұрын
More like Valley Girl accent.
@RandomGuy-ct7ns4 жыл бұрын
It reminds me of dave chapelle's white accent. Lol
@ninahuron12294 жыл бұрын
I was just telling my daughter that! We're listening in the car and laughing our asses off
@alldayeveryday20able4 жыл бұрын
Oh my gawd Cooper!
@VRQuickDrawMcGraw3 жыл бұрын
The funniest line in the whole skit is “One minute plea” or “why you no say soda stupih” 😂 This has me rolling on the floor every time.
@splendid9912 жыл бұрын
Aint gonna lie, Im from east africa, and I this nigga kept me laughing like i was a mexican and i really related to everything he was saying...that showed me that it wasnt a mexican thing but a universal language of '' we came from naffin to having something''....viva lopez and the mexican ppl...
@bellerain3813 жыл бұрын
😂😂 My dad and I watch George Lopez all the time! Dad is Hispanic and he points out how accurate this is!!
@ShinkuGouki3 жыл бұрын
Damn,your comment was posted 9 years ago,about 2003. Those were the best times of my life....
@hectormartinez70612 жыл бұрын
Dam bro is been this long. But u got a since of humor. I hired African guy at home Depot and let me tell you he worked hard harder than Mexicans.
@Silent-ci3ug2 жыл бұрын
You mean 2012?
@Silent-ci3ug2 жыл бұрын
or 2013?
@RX782197910 жыл бұрын
im mexican [born in the u.s.] and every time someone knocks i hide
@thehoosierfortheUK8 жыл бұрын
Why?
@ramonsanchez13648 жыл бұрын
+thehoosierfortheUK its a Mexican thing lmao
@5.0_life308 жыл бұрын
Lol I peak through the window😂😂😂
@rosamedrano1567 жыл бұрын
That_Ford _Guy same
@jasonfernandez52117 жыл бұрын
RX7821979 USA USA USA
@alinareed1056 жыл бұрын
No lie; my boyfriend and I live in Round rock texas, and we were going to a jack in the box. The topic of comedians came up in the car, I was just about to mention george lopez when the person in the drive thru sounded JUST LIKE HIS IMPRESSION. I was practically holding my breath while my boyfriend ordered for us, after we got his food I showed him this clip. He about pissed himself laughing, George you're the best
@Instrumentator235 жыл бұрын
Then you went home and got them cheeks busted!
@JuniorFigueroaStreet5 жыл бұрын
Truth Be Told savage
@WolfGangKid215 жыл бұрын
That's crazy I live there too!
@nightsight62475 жыл бұрын
Oh
@MyPronounsISwhom5 жыл бұрын
A good story
@kissfan711 жыл бұрын
Nobody uses a mic or a mic stand as good as George Lopez.
@Chxlle3 жыл бұрын
You should see Sebastian Maniscalco 😂😂 both are hilarious!
@grow_bro_nllegalizeit65647 ай бұрын
Fluffy got some skills bro...
@sacredstarlight94464 жыл бұрын
The soda bit gets me everytime... "Son uh ah bish" "Esprite, estupid" 😂😂👍
@rooffire88762 жыл бұрын
Tell Horchata I wanna large pepsi
@malvaparker66183 жыл бұрын
He’s so down to earth the stories he tells. He talks about true life. I love it. He never forgets where he came from. God bless him. 🙏🏾✝️💙
@B8to.9282 жыл бұрын
White people don't get the jokes tho
@B8to.9282 жыл бұрын
Still
@B8to.9282 жыл бұрын
Good
@david_negron7 жыл бұрын
4:35 I'm dying at how he said Pepsi *"pexi"*
@johnnihil16895 жыл бұрын
You want horchata? lmfao
@MyPronounsISwhom5 жыл бұрын
Píxxa lol
@raineyleblanc81985 жыл бұрын
lol My step-father is Puerto Rican, and he's always said "Pexi"
@ccsilva61104 жыл бұрын
He is so on track how it was💥🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🙌🙌🤣🤣🤣🤣
@cesarponce34134 жыл бұрын
That's how we say it. Latinos hay Spanglish, Ingles chafa, ingles improvisado, etc.
@richsage32353 жыл бұрын
That jack in the box scene on george lopez is one of my all time favourites 😂😂
@arnonroyna44203 жыл бұрын
....because he described the experience like we were all sitting in the same car.
@markanthonyfuentes40526 жыл бұрын
Sandra Bullock attended one of his shows and pulled him up out of circuit. And the rest was George Lopez history!! Love it!!
@crasemejia66814 жыл бұрын
Mark Anthony Fuentes huh??
@markanthonyfuentes40524 жыл бұрын
@@crasemejia6681 Sandra Bullock was looking to develop a sitcom. She was looking for someone funny. George Lopez always tells the story on how she came im at the right time in his life. She fought for him when they didnt want him to be the lead actor.It was the a wildly successful George Lopez show back 2002.
@Dingleberry694209 ай бұрын
@@markanthonyfuentes4052it’s truly sad that raza had a hard time coming up but the newer generation will never understand that George got it out the mud. He came from nothing like most Mexicans but yet they still hate on him it’s sad.
@kenc.d82005 жыл бұрын
Please bring the "George Lopez show back . He's brilliant .
@nakshulmashath5 жыл бұрын
"Why didn't you say soda stupid?"😂😂😂
@MyPronounsISwhom5 жыл бұрын
Lol "one moment pleah.."
@posyo22655 жыл бұрын
Estuped
@bernardbarbour4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahaha......
@leilaniechilado23384 жыл бұрын
*estoopid
@VijemaVati4 жыл бұрын
“Sonaba bish!”
@marlongutierrez28826 жыл бұрын
A lot of what he said is true latinos we are crazy
@erikreyes71626 жыл бұрын
Marlon Gutierrez we are awesome 😎
@jacklewis53945 жыл бұрын
We are all awsome
@carlosdejesus22075 жыл бұрын
we do the same here in puerto rico
@Bryan-bd5kc4 жыл бұрын
@Gengar Phantom sell out
@NinjaOnANinja4 жыл бұрын
Stfu. It isn't like that
@jellybeans87445 жыл бұрын
Mexicans are the hardest working people. The only father I ever knew,was my friends father, I still call him Papi. At the time I didn't like it,looking back he was being a father to me. Papi let's go,I didn't argue with him,I respected him . He was from Mexico,hard working man.
@hereliesnaif3 жыл бұрын
Bro you know a hard working man when you see him and it’s weird that you automatically respect them
@eyekantbeme3 жыл бұрын
Cool story I've seen hard working people of all colors. Who gives a shit if they're from Mexico or Nicaragua. That's good they value their lives. Works knows no color. Knowing he's Mexican means nothing. Would the story be different if he were from Brazil? No it'd be same damn story. Pointing out where he's from discredits him and yourself.
@erendiradelgado46903 жыл бұрын
@@eyekantbeme what happen your feelings got hurt Because your not Mexican?! Don’t worry we Mexican love and welcome all ethnicities and treat them like family.
@yournumber1fan1003 жыл бұрын
You can't say nothing bad about a mexican in front of me.....my two brothers married Mexican women and I have nieces and nephews!!!
@Lefuhq33 жыл бұрын
@@eyekantbeme why you gotta be a bitch 💀. Did you honestly think it was necessary to act like a weirdo.
@genebrowniii7746 жыл бұрын
Man I miss watching the George Lopez show Like if u do 2
@sherrianderson30145 жыл бұрын
Yes I miss George Lopez Show too so funny
@legitgopnik84315 жыл бұрын
I know huh
@altagama72454 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah. Specially for Angie. She was so fine.
@linajsports24594 жыл бұрын
Ya i miss georgo lopez too so funny😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
@luisarias59394 жыл бұрын
@@altagama7245 angie wasn't funny
@deerhaven33502 жыл бұрын
Having grown up in and having spent more than 50 years of my life in southern California, it's hard for me to sit here without laughing so hard I nearly pee myself listening to George.
@essencelomack98105 жыл бұрын
I love George's comedy, he will always be one of my favorite comedians ❤
@JoJAce2611 жыл бұрын
Couldnt have said it any better. He tells the greatest stories. I feel kind of like family
@MyPronounsISwhom5 жыл бұрын
I remember when this came out my folks rented this DVD ... we were never the same.
@richardsnook18742 жыл бұрын
George is the uncle we all wish we had.
@micheledonahoe8092Ай бұрын
Definitely!!!
@micheledonahoe8092Ай бұрын
Growing up, I knew how to count in Spanish before English. I thank my parents.
@DeadSezSo3 жыл бұрын
George Lopez show is one of the more genuinely funny sitcoms of all time. Up there with golden girls and such lol it's rare for standup comedians to truly translate, speaks to how underrated George Lopez is!
@sarahr40992 жыл бұрын
He's just naturally funny, he doesn't have to try
@moonmix61824 жыл бұрын
He nailed Jack in the box all the way.
@andyorozco80603 жыл бұрын
"Juarez. No Juarez Cabron what it is it" is the most favorite part.
@lavablasst40085 жыл бұрын
0:50 Duude yeahhh!!! I'm mexican and whenever I hear the doorbell I'm too scared to answer it 😂😂😅 I'm 19
@SuperMountaindewdude5 жыл бұрын
I’m white and I always hide and never answer the door. 😂
@annkovacs80275 жыл бұрын
I’m black and when the doorbell rings , We turn the tv down and tip toe around the house lol
@luisluis91125 жыл бұрын
I used to run under the blanket 😂
@alali37004 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@alali37004 жыл бұрын
ANN KOVACS lol!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣
@elijahcota24086 жыл бұрын
George Lopez: *speaks* Crowd: *cheers*
@Music6446heart10 жыл бұрын
I love his giant eyes. THey are hilarious! I love him!
@martaberryhill89443 жыл бұрын
He had me laughing so much. I haven't laughed this much in a long time
@JKAABOI4 жыл бұрын
I like the part, “eh jump in the mans not home!!!” lol that killed me!!! lol
@mgrscope98734 жыл бұрын
The white people impressions he does kill me everytime. 🤣😂
@luigiwithguns35884 жыл бұрын
Im not mexican, but i still hide when someone knocks
@megakid63504 жыл бұрын
Aren't we all
@zomboids21004 жыл бұрын
🎶 Keep on knockin but you can't come in! 🎶
@bmbk47254 жыл бұрын
I'm Nicaraguan which is kind of similar and we do the same thing.
@unlimitedduckgamer4 жыл бұрын
I have a window next to the door so if i hear a knock and if i see its someone i know, i answer, but if it aint someone i know, I do hide.
@gakbrenti4 жыл бұрын
my dad 😂😂😂
@sylviarichardson87595 жыл бұрын
This had me in tears! Love George!!
@lindak34685 жыл бұрын
His comedy is off the chain I could listen to him all day. Heck I'd vote him him for President.
@C13LuckyC1312 жыл бұрын
This will never get old... I'm gonna show this to generations that are still to come xD
@CarMaintenanceGuy5 жыл бұрын
What is so funny about this guy is that HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH! You can't make this shit up! I don't think he's funny in real life, but on the stage he's amazing.
@rocknroll73162 жыл бұрын
@ Money I agree. I didn't really like his tv show much but like his standup
@heatherrobinson54589 жыл бұрын
I don't think I have ever laughed so much.
@kingeleven38205 жыл бұрын
Youre a cutie can i find you on facebook?
@prescottwarshawsky8994 жыл бұрын
11:3 west did you find her?
@heyjessie69635 жыл бұрын
That honking was so accurate that be me when my ti comes to pick me up!! 😂😂😂
@biancadadrummer59434 жыл бұрын
Jesziah Bonefont Jr. LMFAOOOOOOO
@allenburnett54222 жыл бұрын
George Lopez, True nourishing father figure who always warms our soul and always brings us 😊 joy.
@alexturcin73904 жыл бұрын
Back home we used to hire anybody that wasn't working. 😂😂 2020 Romania we still do it like that 😂
@johnhope93195 жыл бұрын
This particular stand up set, i would put in the top 10 routines of all time!!! This routine is legend. I remember the first time i watched this i seriously laughed for an hour strait!
@mveerman13104 жыл бұрын
Viva la raza! Here in 2020 during Covid-19. Bless the world!!!!! All love ❤️
@epdlp45064 жыл бұрын
My son totally relates. He asked for burritos at del taco without any hot sauce. He overstated "no hot sauce". And he got hot sauce on ALL 10 burritos and even got an additional 14 packets of sauce. He told me " just like George said"😂
@PLOttawa10 жыл бұрын
The best living comedian.
@erikneo75019 жыл бұрын
Lies
@kelstr8playin7 жыл бұрын
Did Dave Chappelle die?
@IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIIlIlIlIlIlI7 жыл бұрын
You know Chris rock is still alive right?
@tonyatonya49406 жыл бұрын
PS I love the GEORGE LOPEZ show
@Burps___6 жыл бұрын
Next to Bill Burr and Sebastian Maniscalco.
@OOPMD-backs3 жыл бұрын
How could you get tired of George
@LaughingDisciple5 жыл бұрын
This is golden. I'm Cuban anerican and I work with lots of Dominican ladies. So true lol
@COOKIEZ__ Жыл бұрын
My grandpa is one of the hardest working guys I’ve ever met and I’m so lucky to have him a mechanic for almost 55 years and has made many friends all around town. He’s such a wonderful person to be around so funny and full of love ❤ he will Help anyone if they need and will make sure your car is running great
@EonPerchx15 жыл бұрын
LMFAO. The very last part. "Hey jump in, the man's not home." XDDDDDD
@michaelhull54992 жыл бұрын
I use to work at jack in the box and our manager did talk like that 😂😂 he was so on point wit that
@ananymousincrypd42967 жыл бұрын
When he said eh senor call nine Juan Juan that made me laugh bad I just find it funny 😂
@biancadadrummer59434 жыл бұрын
yeah i’m LITERALLY CRYING 😂😂
@sisimoto12 жыл бұрын
George Lopez as he stares is killer!! And we like him for this! :D
@dionjackson98572 жыл бұрын
This man deserves his flowers ready set goo.... word up 👊
@darkoanton5 Жыл бұрын
The Jack-in-a-Box bit was gold, Jerry. Gold!
@versacemedusaonthefloor45147 жыл бұрын
George Lopez you are the best comedian 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
@donovanwilliams292 жыл бұрын
George Lopez is the funniest Latino comedian out there. He's dead on with all the stereotypes.
@xavierwashington54085 жыл бұрын
Jack in the Box is filled with hispanics, but they’re all nice, i love Jack in the Box
@biancadadrummer59434 жыл бұрын
Xavier Washington 😂
@AztecDannyboy5 жыл бұрын
8:28 "No me pushes wey. Ay cabron!"
@chrisfarrellfresh9 жыл бұрын
didn't realize they used these recordings in the show when he drove bennys friends around and stopped for food
@shyy19546 жыл бұрын
chrisfarrellfresh yess I noticed
@rawuncut68905 жыл бұрын
OMG!!😂
@isaizxoxo5 жыл бұрын
YES I WAS LAUGHING
@gimmeyourrights82924 жыл бұрын
@LaToya C "How can I hell you?"
@conejitaconsentida18214 жыл бұрын
Still watching in October 2019 🤣
@gilbertogomez14464 жыл бұрын
December right here 😂
@pinkkisses30434 жыл бұрын
Corona virus
@SoCalburro3 жыл бұрын
Love your name lol
@user-wd6lm7xp5x3 жыл бұрын
I love him,he is so funny I watched George Lopez show loved it
@solarenergy7914 жыл бұрын
I wish my Mom was still alive to see George Lopez make it to HBO...she would LOVE this special. Oh, and by the way? TOTAL LATIN MOM...anyone else been hit with a chankla?
@Drhomelander6 жыл бұрын
I am Chilean and i can relate to what he says. The same things happen in my country.
@jobalboa37736 жыл бұрын
Patricio Escalona yaaaaaa po
@dannygarcia6955 жыл бұрын
Why you lying you guys can't afford yack in the box.
@arturoelescano32165 жыл бұрын
Stop the B.S.!!! All you guys do is copy your neighbors from the north.
@johnporkthe3rd514 жыл бұрын
Cada vez que pienso en chile pienso de ese wey metiendo su dedo en el culo de cavani hahahah
@mannyboy9220103 жыл бұрын
One thing people overlook is that he does the whole 2nd part of the roof bit STANDING ON THE ARMS OF THE CHAIR!!! Goat shit.
@KingOfEmptyPromises3 жыл бұрын
I live in a predominant mexican & puerto rican community and this is 100% accurate.
@nicoletackett12455 жыл бұрын
I say....Do you want scheeseeee? A fren fry?... What kind of fountain drinks do you have?? I have tears😂🤣
@TyTurner19963 жыл бұрын
WHY YOU NO SAY SODA, STUPID?!
@CATDANCE1310 жыл бұрын
... can I "hell yewww?" lol!
@thehoosierfortheUK8 жыл бұрын
Yu wan sam shin?
@gabrielrojas52476 жыл бұрын
Be
@photondebuger455 жыл бұрын
You wan a yambo yack?????
@TyTurner19965 жыл бұрын
I thought he said can I kill you lmao
@AR-hn9mr2 жыл бұрын
One of the best of the best.. not cause he is hispanic, but cause he is talented.
@JH-ry2fx4 жыл бұрын
George always keeping it 💯😂
@CirceandLillith2 жыл бұрын
The best stand up ever.period.
@taisenbrown61505 жыл бұрын
Never gets old
@nas84payne2 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe how funny he is 😂😂😂 He’s up there with fellow greats like George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Chris Rock….
@chetumalkid13 жыл бұрын
This guy should be the Mexican Ambassador in the States...at least, he would crack everybody up!
@AliciaRuiz-fx9ci23 күн бұрын
Love George Lopez 🤎 Saw him first time here in Dallas. Wish he’d come back to dallas😂😂😂🙏🏽
@li-ion62282 жыл бұрын
his jack in a box bits always makes me laugh
@ppppssss79712 жыл бұрын
Joaquin en la caja????HILLARIOUS MY MAN. The more we think we're different. The more we're all the same. Let's respect and 💘 one another..Life is too short....Thank you GEORGIE!!!!!
@ppppssss79712 жыл бұрын
💘
@victorolivares76765 жыл бұрын
You guan a Espray?! 😂😂😂😂
@fyne_dyme4 жыл бұрын
WHY YOU DNT SAY SODA STUPED!" 💀🤣
@janedoe94215 жыл бұрын
"Son of a biish"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jellybeans87445 жыл бұрын
Love Mexican people & their children.
@LeoInvests1104 жыл бұрын
We need more George Lopez”mas pueto”
@Geo_Che6 жыл бұрын
Us native americans can def relate....esp when someone knocks then we hide lol
@danielramirez34596 жыл бұрын
😂 we was trained to hide cause of church ladys
@angle70356 жыл бұрын
FAX
@ntvsneakerhead45246 жыл бұрын
For real same here
@jtma05145 жыл бұрын
Actually two very different races also most people hide or get scared it's alarming when someone hits the door when someone honks that's normal you hear that all the time.
@saydeesaydee28475 жыл бұрын
I didnt know the insurance money was for the roof lol...that was yours..straight up!!!!
@PaigeDrumsOF12 жыл бұрын
i remember getting hit with chanklas as a kid...
@CeceBabilonia6 жыл бұрын
Me too
@gloriosatierra4 жыл бұрын
Ray the roofer: "That's how I roll."
@arriagalis8 жыл бұрын
About building sooooo true lol my father in law or grandpa where you want it? Ok perfect! Lol my husband is a roofer and one time the ladder didn't reach a three floor building and they were trying to reach a higher chimney. No ladder could do it, he climbed that sht and pulled his boss up lmao!
@saydeesaydee28475 жыл бұрын
Mexicans hardest working people ..love em. They dont play!!
@Tesoro59810 ай бұрын
George keeps it real. His jokes are so on point. 😂
@youbgyoubg87164 жыл бұрын
i would watch him every night they often forget about what a positive family role model he was to blacks and Latinos We love you george
@hattyhat3 жыл бұрын
2021 and this shit still funny as all hell
@maureenwagg53055 жыл бұрын
Why am I crying??? Because George Lopez makes me cry laughing. That's why.
@OrAngeAnArchy2 жыл бұрын
WHY I so love living in a dense urban sprawl, the diversity of people and their experiences is why i get his jokes. I've experienced many of these things 3rd hand.
@theperfectkillerkid58734 жыл бұрын
Bruh the *you knock, we hide* is so accurate
@16royalpersonalities7 жыл бұрын
My life growing up with my grandpa lol!
@poincianacouponing16223 жыл бұрын
Puerto Rican’s are the same way! 😂😂😂
@babayagaX90004 жыл бұрын
"ay jump in the man's not home" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@mexchopper5 жыл бұрын
I just realized that I do pronounce Yack in the box.
@fredfreddy15023 жыл бұрын
Raza music and the bass speaker that shakes the building is EVERY jobsite in the world. I love being an electrician and I love my latino brothers and sisters
@fatherelmer51885 жыл бұрын
I’m Guatemalan and every time someone knocks we go look through the window cause that shit can get dangerous
@habibatorahman12 жыл бұрын
LMAO my grand father's like that and he's southern italian... SAME !!!