Why You Should NEVER Take Wood From This Forest

Max Fosh joins the boys for this Urban Legends episode about a curse surrounding stealing fossilised wood from the desert, and offers some top tier impersonations.
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[@HappyHourPodcast]

Would YOU risk taking home a piece of petrified wood?!

[@FlamingoSundew]

Yes

[@hughmungusisalegend3234]

Would prefer taking a petrified wood than my ex! 🤣

[@callumscornersdad9456]

@@hughmungusisalegend3234 🤣

[@FlamingoSundew]

@Dyl McD I missd the old square profile picture rather than the circles

[@lx_-2405]

Hell na

[@jaack]

Not the first time I've sat in a dark room with two fellas comparing their stiff bits of wood.

[@CrunchyBF]

You ok there mate

[@harveyyy4377]

Wont be the last

[@matiasfraire437]

Makes sense

[@euanuzzell1169]

Yours ain’t a piece of wood it’s just a stick

[@matiasfraire437]

@@euanuzzell1169 tbh sticks aren’t that bad. Some of them are more than 30 cm

[@ryanbutcher4527]

Stevie got his link between petrified and petrifaction spot on. Petra is the Greek word for stone

[@Davetheone]

I always thought this was common knowledge tbh

[@EthanEthanEthanEthanEthan]

@@Davetheone right? Have they not seen the Chamber of Secrets🤣

[@annabelmurphy2407]

Moral of the story: dont take anyones wood unless its consentual

[@annabelmurphy2407]

@The Normal One Lmaoooo fair enough

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

omg

[@Thefearlessfoxes]

Imagine getting cursed just because you tuck a bit of stone home in your shoe without noticing

[@britann9539]

Petrified means you're so bloody scared you just freeze up and can't move.... frozen with fear; petrified.

[@georgemarch6752]

No shit

[@jaredgarbo3679]

@keirran sutherland Yes.

[@charliewoolfitt5760]

Max fosh is jokes 😂 and goes really well on this podcast

[@CozyHi]

We need someone from Utah to send some of the wood to the Happy Hour studio

[@HappyHourPodcast]

WHICH ONE OF US ARE YOU TRYING TO CURSE

[@TadhgKennelly]

@@HappyHourPodcast send it to alex

[@hughmungusisalegend3234]

@@HappyHourPodcast Or send it to Jezza and Man like haks 🤣🤣

[@CozyHi]

Happy Hour Podcast Put it in a bag full of normal wood and have someone pick randomly from the bag

[@lennon8338]

@@HappyHourPodcast Stevie is already going to die because of some red balls we might as well just make it quicker

[@princemombi1746]

Pretty sure Stevie is right about the medusa/petrify connection. (Top vid as always, chaps)

[@jenniferrose2360]

Feel like this could be made up by the park rangers so people don’t nick the rocks

[@thesound-chameleonman3580]

YES.

[@vivalosskeletos5432]

"What if you burn it?!"... Harrow is £14,200 a term...money well spent!

[@RoarTheRapper]

"Why not burn it?" Guys, it's ROCK, not wood anymore! XD

[@will5723]

UP THE POD!!! Class content

[@HappyHourPodcast]

Cheers Will!

[@walter2440]

walter

[@jess7069]

max is a great guest, love him

[@TJ-eo2qf]

Stevie is definately right that's the link I made too. Petrified - Scared stone still!! Very good job Stevie!

[@baileyslinger892]

One of the best podcasts 🙌

[@rod3679]

These podcasts have some of the most interesting stories/conversation I’ve heard in ages👌

[@RB_90]

I think maybe because people are expecting bad things happen to them after taking the rocks. They start to notice horrible things in their life that they would normally just put down as struggles in a standard existence.

[@jefjef8288]

Love your pod cast cropsy

[@alfiez3740]

Love this podcast

[@pneisaac1119]

Yassss my favourite podcast

[@Like_Liv]

More max fosh please he needs to be a regular ❤️

[@OlleyThorpe]

Another solid episode boys!

[@bcygmx7790]

Never been so glad to stumble across a channel class content

[@harrisonsdl3180]

I love how the intro is all jolly and happy sounding then he starts talking about tragic deaths

[@isaacthompson3600]

Had me at the Ed Miliband impression 😅

[@loganhesketh1622]

2.3k in half an hour smashing it lads keep it up 👍

[@SurrealScotsman]

Petrified - "Scared Stiff" - Like a rock - It's not complicated bois.... Jesus lol

[@thetinypix1384]

me whilst watching this: oh wait I have some petrified wood from a national geographic magazine that came from america - that explains why bad shit keeps happening to me stevie: you can legally buy rock from places near there... and that doesn’t come with the curse apparently me: oh well in that case I’m just incredibly unlucky

[@AB-jp3ni]

This reminded me of steve eicky and karls podcasts

[@dylan_was_taken]

there's a petrified forest here in namibia and it's crazy to think just how massive those trees must have been all those years ago

[@BlitzMCR]

Where can I get these podcasts in full

[@nofearjustlove1508]

I had some petrified wood last Saturday morning when i woke up in my neighbours bed.

[@dustinfolsom8828]

Ive been there before, pretty cool place. They actually do tell you the stories of returned petrified rocks and show the letters

[@HarryRose]

At 1:55 there is a face in the wall to the left of Stevie. If you can't see it, try and unfocus your eyes as it's easier to see when you do

[@shaun3295]

Petrified, scared stiff... Stevie is right hahah

[@mistawibedywob9544]

Ed Miliband tho 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Ali-fb5km]

The fact that a lot of people, or maybe all of them came to the same conclusion of "bring it back to its natural habitat" maybe it is a bit bookey.

[@izduku117]

He sounds so much like Daniel Radcliffe

[@charliejohnson4528]

That supposed New York accent sounds like a character from The Archers.

[@josh-sb1hj]

Bro ikr 😂😂

[@QueenieTT]

Is anyone else having problems finding newer episodes on Apple Podcasts? 😫😫 Don’t know if it’s only on mine, maybe they’re downloading.

[@HappyHourPodcast]

We're Spotify exclusive as of 21st September!

[@chickensoup4347]

I wanna take it.

[@zander4171]

Spreading love and positive vibes to anyone who needs some

[@stewpercharged8961]

Or perhaps the Petra part of both words is a greek word for rock... when your scared you are petrfied and dont move and turn to rock..

[@reoyeahh]

Stevie & Max’s intelligence in comparison is mind blowing

[@Stephh99]

Does anyone know if they’ve done Pennsylvania yet?

[@HappyHourPodcast]

Not yet!

[@juanitamorago668]

,this is actually a park in Arizona and yes they get rocks back

[@TheRyanSmee]

I'm a bit behind but yeah the word petrified does come from medusa

[@47mac]

Moral of the story is, dont steal

[@willcooper8574]

Is this from the Netflix show Dead to me?

[@katenz100]

Stealing rocks? No...?

[@moisttunasub8244]

nice

[@jackfagan6768]

never take wood only give

[@archerpool]

Someone give Jack a fiver

[@rimantssiupienis1380]

Top 15

[@afrodonkey]

never touch another man's wood

[@walter2440]

no.

[@willsullivan5431]

Finish the lyrics M TO THE... By the way I love the podcast and the scary stories keep it up😎💩

[@lbeales842]

cheese

[@simmirros]

Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

[@unknown11215]

Yo

[@thomaskayak5536]

Petrified - ie scared stiff, like a tree has been turned to stone, an inanimate object. Stevie was essentially right but it's not really linked from medusa. :)

[@jayjbinks6888]

I realized from watching the first 60 sec that the host isn't very bright

[@cian3654]

test it :)

[@gassonnn3087]

You can’t burn rocks lads

[@user-kp4ii5eu2w]

You can melt it, but realistically it’s impossible for a normal person to do

[@gassonnn3087]

@@user-kp4ii5eu2w ikr

[@JackStar321]

👋

[@Ciaranjeopardy]

Don't ever get rid of Stevie pls, cheers thankyou x

[@henrytaylor4616]

2nd

[@novatict6475]

Third

[@connorharvey9293]

Second

[@zebz313]

Why does Stevie look and sound like Alfie Deyes

[@KneeCapHill]

Are the comments about petrified supposed to be jokes? Frozen Rainbow? Are those an attempt at humour ?

[@paolooliveros6171]

I wouldnt admit that i would take a rock cause its illegal but if u asking if i wouldnt take it because of the curse bahahahahahahhaa u are so wrong

[@rje613]

Max Fosh ruined this episode imo

[@Caca3910]

Please don’t ever get him on again, especially not in these episodes

[@walter2440]

Why

[@Caca3910]

@@walter2440 he wouldn’t let the “cropsey joke” go. Just wasn’t funny and got kind of annoying the longer it went on.