Why you wouldn't SURVIVE as a Samurai

[@AmorArdet]

One day my brother looked at me and said " do you know what I'm thinking " and I said " that we would have made great Mongols" he said "absolutely but I'm thinking we should get something to eat "😂😂😂

[@_Pauper_]

That’s some real brother brother sh*t ❤❤❤❤🙂

[@oddalfhutlur6760]

Bless you two brotherly mothertruckers and dont forget to get something to eat

[@YouAwakeYet]

I will forever say something random when someone asks me,"do you know what im thinking" hahah

[@AmorArdet]

@YouAwakeYet lol all we did was talk about how we were made to raid and pillage things and be in a hoard on our way to taco bell.

[@BostonBoss]

Lol

[@Old299dfk]

There is a very simple reason why you wouldn't survive as a samurai. Samurai *we're not supposed to survive* , they embued death. They meditated on it everyday, they welcomed it and always chased it. But that too, they fought.

[@RandomPerson28337]

You ain't supposed to survive as a human either.

[@Old299dfk]

@@RandomPerson28337 okay

[@yomamamam2]

Wow. So deep.

[@lucky_ramen9803]

​@@Old299dfkWhat you said was eloquently put. Most aren't gonna grasp the concept of that kind of mindset.

[@sigmalife9625]

If you were born in that Era, you'll survive. If a samurai born in this Era, he'll survive. The point is, man always overcome whatever change happen.

[@SuperGGLOL]

change 'you' to 'sigma you'

[@keanemorrissey5478]

It’s amazing to hear the actual radio broadcast of the surrender gives me chills

[@sarahdorman-holland1079]

I agree

[@davea6314]

Everything I need to know about how to survive as a samurai I learned from the animated cartoon character Samurai Jack's comical adventures with a crazy Scotsman. 😜 Lol

[@RussianJackal]

How would you survive? “Jump good!”

[@mikeeckhoff20]

Was a good show

[@sasalukic8745]

An awesome show...so you die at your first day as a samurai.🤔😂😂😂

[@davea6314]

@@sasalukic8745 I didn't die because an animated crazy Scotsman rescued me just in time. 😜 Lol

[@SILENTASSASSIN12]

none of you would survive.

[@saliu]

Damn man, I have to go to Japan at least one's in my lifetime

[@A_Ducky]

There's a really good song by Sabaton which tells the history of this ancient culture dying out. It's called Shiroyama. On The Last Stand album. They only sing about accurate history.

[@someone-ke4qj]

Lotta good songs from Sabaton. Truly epic band

[@gmoney4980]

Now, here we go. None of that AI stuff, Kevin with his wit, & a 20min vid. This is how Nutty History should be.

[@acalibaby808]

I liked this video because it recognized the awesomeness of the Yakuza game franchise

[@hulky333]

What???! You talking about Samarai and Ronin and you didn't talk about Miyamoto Musashi😱

[@tristinstotts2113]

There's a difference between seppuku and harakiri. Harakiri is a serimoniol suicide that you do to attone for a serious mistake or offense and it is done in front of your dimyo. seppuku is done usually in battle to avoid capture or humiliation but there is many differences between them

[@freedombsd2539]

Lol 😂. Study Japanese more weebo! To different readings of same characters like michi/do. How old are you?

[@tristinstotts2113]

​@@freedombsd2539hari-kari refers only to the act of disembowelment it would only be assigned as punishment towards acts too heinous for seppuku look it up

[@freedombsd2539]

@@tristinstotts2113 😆

[@freedombsd2539]

@tristinstotts2113 no offense son, but how old are you? also please tell me you're not sansei or northeast asian

[@tristinstotts2113]

@@freedombsd2539 😂 old enough sonny

[@avd3614]

Certainly I won't survive being a samurai. But.. and thats why.. I am a NINJA

[@dustinwhitt5297]

The amount of different pronunciations for Nobunaga is hilarious.

[@darthsilversith667]

How many for bukkake?

[@nathannilsen9291]

Nobunooga 😂

[@Batchall_Accepted]

I cant get over how your production quality just keeps on improving. Great video as always! 🎉

[@bittertongue96]

Just came back to your channel after forgetting about it for a while. Damn you really upped the quality of delivery and animation

[@JonnyLimes]

This channel is great

[@RockyWagner]

This one was really good! Keep up the great work.. This one was really good! Keep up the great work..

[@ElysiaMaerda]

Himura Kenshin will forever be a more known Rurouni than Samurai Jack will ever be in my heart

[@blablableh724]

Same with the Vikings, to die in battle was the ultimate way to die and reach Valhalla.

[@aboxingmind669]

I would rather die as a samurai than live as a peasant

[@johnjackson8709]

So in other words... they were the cool kids!! 😂

[@trevorthomas6043]

As a practitioner of martial arts,Japanese arts.The best thing you could do in a fight against a samurai is drop the sword immediately and do a whole lot of bowing.

[@cookdislander4372]

Nek minnit, no head 😂

[@OfficialStreamSagaTv]

Yeah nah that's just surrendering

[@Happybutcher]

That’s fucking funny. I live in japan and know exactly what you mean.

[@Feather1401]

The best thing to do in a fight against Samurai is have a M4. Samurai would be toast against M4 30ft every time...lol And I have done martial arts over 30 yrs and love them.. I just saying be real ... Love the Video Brother

[@rylen6920]

​@@Feather1401wait till miyamoto musashi gets one

[@americanhero1234]

If some 5'6 155lbs Asian dude could survive. I'll take my chances 😂😂😂

[@mommajaae]

Yo ayo, as a gamer - I peeped that Yakuza series shoutout

[@eight2one]

thanks for sharing history.. i like bushido stories

[@eight2one]

just subscribe ❤️❤️❤️

[@vassilisa.n.1220]

great games, great movies references. so enjoyable to watch I have a tattoo of the tri-force symbol and now i learned that it is also the Hojo family crest lol

[@GlidingZephyr]

Lol, don't feel too bad, man. I ended up getting more than one Japanese kanji character tattooed on my upper left arm when I was much younger. I admit that I forget exactly what it was meant to say, but apparently it literally translates to: "I Bent to this Tree." Okay, then.

[@burgamushun]

"Actually I would be a great Samurai."

[@awesomew4321]

You don't know WHAT THE FUCK I COULD HAVE DONE.

[@A_Ducky]

YES I DO SOMEHOW!!!!!!!! why are we shouting tho?

[@thelostcosmonaut5555]

Did you forget to take your Adderall today?

[@PHANTOMGC-e7e]

I rather live as a samurai back then even tho it was that dark❤i think my past life was a samurai thats why i love them so much like brothers

[@Narath999]

Same. Brother in one of our past Incarnations we were definitely honorable samurai warriors. What I would give to go back to thos times as well. Honestly feel that's where I belong more than this modern age.

[@Lilmexicansamurai]

@@Narath999you play to many videogames and watch to many animations

[@Narath999]

@@Lilmexicansamurai lmaoo 🤣 I'm just fond of swordsmanship. To each is own though.

[@BrianPseivaD]

I definitely wouldn’t survive without my fix of Nutty History!

[@porcoddiogesubastardo9669]

You wouldn't survive if you didn't swallow semen at least once a day like you've been doing for years

[@tristinstotts2113]

It's funny how he doesn't mention the Ainu not even once even though they had a really big part in the founding of the Yakuza

[@rafaferreira6937]

I'm well aware I'd NEVER survive as a samurai. I just came to check why

[@A_Ducky]

Cannot believe samurai existed up until 100yrs ago.

[@JOEFABULOUS.]

One effect of peace was to produce the crazy Kabukimono "samurai " who turned their backs on traditional codes and dress a type of gangster that gave rise to the yakuza

[@joetheperformer]

Maaaan, you don’t know me! Great video❤

[@G0pZ]

I wonder how many samurai became some sort of ninja or did similar work. They had the fighting skills, and maybe could learn spying etc.

[@harryv6752]

"The Way of the Samurai is found in death. When it comes to either/or, there is only the quick choice of death. It is not particularly difficult. Be determined and advance. To say that dying without reaching one’s aim is to die a dog’s death is the frivolous way of sophisticates. When pressed with the choice of life or death, it is not necessary to gain one’s aim. We all want to live. And in large part we make our logic according to what we like. But not having attained our aim and continuing to live is cowardice. This is a thin dangerous line. To die without gaining one’s aim is a dog’s death and fanaticism. But there is no shame in this." -Hagakure: The Book of the Samurai, by Yamamoto Tsunetomo

[@luna775]

You had me at sudoku

[@patricialong5767]

Live by the sword, die by the sword!

[@sanderson9338]

They died by bullets and mortars silly people bringing swords to a gun fight

[@YakBat]

Warrior is a show, not a movie. Has Storm Shadow the lead and Sub-Zero as his potential brother in law.

[@JLoC.2479]

If u want to survive u dont want to be samurai ,u want to die well even by your own hand , "tis better to die a 1000 times in service to my lord in my prime than at 1000 surrounded by friends and family"

[@richt63]

Great post. But you didn't mention William Adams an English Sailor who came to Japan in the 1600s and became Miura Anjin a samurai and advisor to Tokugawa ieyasu. His story was depicted loosely in the miniseries Shogun back in the 1980s. There are books written about him such as the First Englishman in Japan by PG Rogers and Anjin the life and times of samurai William Adams as seen through Japanese eyes by Hiromi Roger's. Still an interesting video.

[@chrisboyer4348]

I'd rather learn about the first black samurai yasuke

[@GULLY333]

Or both

[@dominiquematheussen9142]

yes he did lol

[@dominiquematheussen9142]

12:27

[@Jaanikins]

@@chrisboyer4348 good for you…

[@cliffnelson1174]

I would if I was born into it...but if I had a time machine and went back to Feudal Japan I would pretty much be fucked and so would anyone else from the 21st century That made the trip.....first of all none of us speak Japanese....well most of here in the states anyhow...

[@someone-ke4qj]

That's true in any feudal society. If your young enough you could possibly make it.

[@Lombardi54]

I would like to learn about how the British special forces got formed

[@stadtbekanntertunichtgut]

This one was really good! Keep up the great work.

[@ducktheseraph]

Fun fact: the founder of Mitsubishi sold his family's Samurai lordship to settle debts and start his trading company.

[@sofjanmustopoh7232]

That’s such a gross mis interpretation. He settle his debt by selling off his family samurai lordship . But no starting capital to start Mitsubishi. Mitsubishi come much latter . And a combination of Yamauchi and Iwasaki ( so called the founder of Mitsubishi)

[@ducktheseraph]

@@sofjanmustopoh7232 alright well I didn't have all the facts straight, but in the same spirit. How long is the gap between them selling the lordship and starting the company?

[@sofjanmustopoh7232]

@@ducktheseraph the great grand father sold off the lordship after the Great Tenmei Famine due to debt accrued . Samurai family has to keep up appearance and get tribute from farmer but samurai CANNOT be a merchant or make money during that time . It would be unbecoming conduct of a samurai. Around 1790 the great grand father sold off the lordship to settle the debt . 1870 is when the predecessor of Mitsubishi was formed by Iwasaki Yatarō . He was working under Yamauchi ( samurai family ) clan . It is the Yamauchi capital joined with Iwasaki small capital and extreme hardworking that bring Mitsubishi to be one of the 4 big Zaibatsu . Zaibatsu = Chaebol ( Korea , like Hyundai , LG , etc )

[@ducktheseraph]

@sofjanmustopoh7232 thanks, this was insightful.

[@terryl7874]

Warrior during that time was a great honor. Plus having balls big as church bells didn’t hurt!

[@KHALIDZARAR606]

Hello From where I can download the intro place holder. From 33:50 seconds Plz reply

[@GabrielJamesMusic]

They wore protection around the thigh area because of the arteries

[@emark8928]

Perhaps the biggest way Samurai would survive was through their access to reindeer and Amanita Muscaria

[@yKO-pq4cb]

I'm happy samurai Jack got a shout out 😭

[@thomaslindroos1667]

Even as a Fin it bothers me something immensly how he pronounces japanese words.

[@Samevistan]

Considering the fact that samurai reflect on death every morning and night, wouldn’t surprise me if the life expectancy was short.

[@toomeyeh1]

Idk i think i would be different. I just got that dawg in me man fr

[@amiracle1269]

Me 2

[@Umbra2079]

To me they were just pretentious bullies, but so was every other "glorious" group in history

[@jameswright2886]

Is That Tony Scott doing the voice over??

[@tristinstotts2113]

Most of the Yakuza where associated with the ainu people because they where seen as lower class barbarians by the japanese and the ainu wore tattu which gave the Yakuza there iconic look and thus associating tattu with criminal activity

[@lostboy8084]

They are also the prototype that became the samurai class. Horse Archers.

[@TheAnimeist]

Clever take on the title of the video.

[@lanhat931]

As long I had access to air conditioning during the hot summer months, I'd have no problem being samurai...

[@wile-e-coyote8371]

Damn man, way to shatter my dreams bruh! 😂

[@dr.barrycohn5461]

I really lost my ability to follow the many reasons these guys could kill themselves.

[@SkinkstheGhost]

As a samurai you would want to die eventually, so it doesn't really matter, you just battle till the end

[@erikgilson1687]

If nobunaga and yasuke were trapped in a burning building that nobunaga couldn't escape how the hell did they think yasuke would escape after beheading him

[@FolkBoyify]

I am the son of Afro Samurai 🧖🏿‍♂️⚔️🧧🎎

[@michael3088]

there was actually alot of strict legal and bureaucratic red tape in the event of a samurai cutting down a civilian so it was very much avoidand rarely happened and there's no evidence that Yasuke was a warrior he was basiclly Nobunaga's caddie, you can still be apart of the "warrior class"without doing any fighting Nobunaga was psychopath and had a sick sense of humour.

[@shelbyspeaks3287]

Can't even survive in modern day japan as a citizen

[@cannabico6621]

whats so bad about japan? just don't give a fuck about others opinions and enjoy the safety and confort, they should legalize cannabis to unwind a bit while keeping the discipline intact.

[@Mo1683]

Why not?

[@rosiesrandomtreasures1014]

🤘WICKED PISSAH!🤘

[@crescentmoonrisingsun8196]

The way of the warrior....yes you're right you civilians would not survive...

[@noelsoderholm4853]

Yeah sure but based on that im 6’2 220 lbs and athletic in a time period where the avrage samurai were probably 5’5 i would literelly be the mountain from game of thrones so i like my chances

[@eds1057]

the bigger the man the bigger a target. good luck dodging the arrows and musket balls 😂

[@Eqaulis]

After reading the title I expected the video to be much longer

[@mathewgurney2033]

Nobody survives, nobody gets out alive.

[@WW_SHTFF_WW]

Man...I want some of them dope gummies to get lit all day!

[@imaXkillXya]

I now know why Nobunaga in Hunter x Hunter is a sword wielding Japanese robe wearing Phantom troupe member.

[@MotionLove]

The TV series "The Warrior" you have mentioned has nothing to do with Japan or Yakuza. They take place in America, and they are about Chinese Triad Mafia Gangs! Otherwise - Good Job Sir :)

[@Kurry34]

Why you wouldn't survive: 1. Culture of killing self from shame 2. Armor made of wood 3. Fragile swords

[@deruiz1478]

Probably rare for a a good samurai to die of old age during the warring states period.

[@JopeyTheLegend]

Yasuke is so cool

[@smittywerbenjaggermanjensen69]

Playing Ghost of Tsushima rn This was timed perfectly lol.

[@BostonBoss]

Scandalous squadron. Vikings RonnieBlueeyes

[@StevieSouthOfficial]

"In an era where instant gratification is commonplace, imagine trading your touchscreen for a sword, your loungewear for armor, and your 9-to-5 schedule for an existence ruled by honor, discipline, and the impending threat of death" where tf do I sign up 😆

[@jonathanjacobs8989]

Ong

[@lordeldauoud142]

“ They “ “ Also “ “ Had “ “ A “ “ Little “ “ Mystics “ “ Amongst “ “ Them “ “ Also “ “ The “ “ True “ “ Samurai “

[@benjaminprout4183]

You know what??? Fuck that...a samurai wouldn't survive as me

[@lyfe_of_lai]

Pronunciation is off in a number of places

[@RandomPerson28337]

To be fair we wouldn't survive even as a human seeing how we all die regardless.

[@lauraazure6462]

Not all samurai where soldiers I could probably survive as a book keeper

[@karasu-no-shoku]

You don't know me, son!

[@elliottbritt3937]

Idk I got a feelin that I would be the best samurai if I was there

[@PaulAnthony0717]

Shinsengumi pls

[@KIL0]

I would. Yes. You would not.

[@vviimmi]

Samurai are warriors, and you my friend are simply not this.

[@blockraven22]

Tom Cruise could. He was the last samurai afterall.

[@dannychung5962]

I literally only clicked the thumbnail because it looks like Bobby Lee is fighting Bobby Lee

[@davidelmquist8670]

Acorns aren't nuts

[@pu33ayjen75]

Never back down ,never what?

[@not_decaf]

U didnt have to mention the sudoku thing man cmon

[@antlbvc5445]

Because i cant fight w a sword /thread

[@vondbee7091]

Ghost Dog brought me here.

[@secangkir-kopiplaymate1765]

Being a Merchant in Feudal Japan is better

[@apakatsuki1406]

B.C. and A.D.**

[@makhundred]

i would.. YOU though YOU WOULDNT