Wife says her AP is the alpha man, but husband replies, Alpha or not, I am the man, Reddit Story

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@carolinekofi 2 ай бұрын

OMG could not stop LMAO, my imagination running wild, just thinking about the bikers babysitting in his room and all 70 escorting him home 😂😂😂 too freaking hilarious

@MikeSVZ 2 ай бұрын

That is actually not that far off the truth

@adrianfisher3349 2 ай бұрын

As soon as the cheating 304 made the initial confession I'd decide "We're done", but as soon as she made the threat I'd think "Challenge accepted".

@draconisdragonheart4248 2 ай бұрын

Exactly, He truly didn't know she was a 304, and someone for the streets.

@bratty1851 2 ай бұрын

Right

@jeffmccrea9347 2 ай бұрын

...I'd think "Challenge accepted"... I wouldn't waste time thinking. I have never laid a hand on a woman in anger but as soon as she becomes man enough to bully me, she becomes man enough to take an ass whoopin' for trying. 45 years ago, my ex wife used to pick arguments with me for the fun of it. I was 5'11" and 240 pounds of warehouse muscle and she was 4'11" and 120 pounds of wasted oxygen. I worked 1/2 hour from home and was home at the same time every night just to get hit with some crap like, "WHO'S JUDY??? SHE CALLED FOR YOU TODAY!!!" then we were off to the races for the next 2 hours to ultimately find out that the neighbor looked at her cross eyed so she was trying to rile me up to go kick ass on a 70 year old woman. "NOT GONNA HAPPEN, BRENDA!!!" In our almost 5 years together, I never raised anything to her except my voice, (usually over her 3 boyfriends or her other bullshit), but she saw fit to pull kitchen knives on me during arguments 3 times. The third time, I told her that we could fight and argue all night but if she was man enough to pull a knife on me, I was man enough to take it away from her and stick it in her ass. She never pulled another knife on me again. Our divorce was final 2 weeks shy of our 5th anniversary. I got full custody of my 2 sons, (one of which I later found out wasn't mine). and I got sober 9 months after that. As of this past September 24th, I am 39 years sober and as of this past November 22, my present wife and I were married for 35 years and not once in that time has she ever given me a moment's pause. A welcome change from my ex who's first boyfriend left his slug trail on MY bed after only 6 months of marriage. The other 2 guys came along in the latter 4 years. GOOD RIDDANCE TO ALL OF THEM!!!

@pauldunn3946 2 ай бұрын

"Alex is everything you're not. Confident. Assertive." "And magically delicious???"🤣

@susandscraper4770 4 күн бұрын

Lol

@mycastlecellar 2 ай бұрын

Oh my God, I started listening to this, and I can’t stop laughing! Please make a movie of this. I want the world to laugh. Thank you. ❤❤❤

@batrn7236 2 ай бұрын

That was great!! Thoroughly enjoyed this installment of the Ben and Kathy saga.

@bratty1851 2 ай бұрын

Yeah that was freaking funny 😂😂😂

@sayyaadi 2 ай бұрын

Very ridiculous story. The wife does not know that her 25 years husband is a member of bike gang😂

@mycastlecellar 2 ай бұрын

If her husband was a biker, she should’ve known it right off the top. Sounds like she’s either an idiot or he hit it very well.

@megaspear150 Ай бұрын

An quote is "What you see, might not be what you think" or "Never jugde a book by its cover".

@claudettespence9855 2 ай бұрын

Great story!! I loved it. I need more like this!

@TheStorylineSStudio 7 күн бұрын

The background music and sound effects add a whole new dimension to your storytelling.

@gregm17 2 ай бұрын

Good story. Thanks!

@briansmith3859 2 ай бұрын

Fun story

@SwapnilBBagul 2 ай бұрын

Lol😂😂😂😂😂 good one

@Queen-Blue 2 ай бұрын

I LOVE it!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Catsclaw-ru6zw 2 ай бұрын

Ben left out that he was part of a biker gang Kathy didn't think to find out before she married Ben as to who he really is good thing Ben never told her.

@donaldkue2364 2 ай бұрын

"I am no Alpha! I am no Beta! I am the man!" Whoop! Touche! 👌

@padmanabhanthondanur377 2 ай бұрын

Super

@jazzie-sanbelle99 2 ай бұрын

Totally, the definition of vile stupidity 🙄 she deserves the outcome for sure 👏 ,nicely done for uploading choice 😊

@henrysolorio5584 2 ай бұрын

OP and his woman friend Linda handled the confrontation like a boss. Don’t mess with bikers and Chief of Police that is also a biker because it’ll come to bite you in the ass. 😂

@BurnaP-n3c Ай бұрын

Good story 😋

@ThisDoeb 2 ай бұрын

OF all the things that never happened, this story never happened the most.

@davidnash8208 2 ай бұрын

A friend is a Corrections Officer and says (and others agreed) that the most feared gang in prison are the bikers. Nothing stops them, they could be walking with an Officer to see the doctor and if someone disrespects them, they will launch themselves on him and severely hurt him before being dragged off, it usually takes several officers to get him off. They don't care about the consequences. However, a town that can sustain 70 bikers must be fairly big and the police chief flaunting a connection is unlikely.

@ihatepeopleyes9492 Ай бұрын

@@davidnash8208😂😂😂. Nah.

@conniespears5682 2 ай бұрын

Please use different names Cathy and Ben needs a vacation😵‍💫😳🥴🙄😂

@LostRelationChronicles 2 ай бұрын

Sure.

@double-you5130 2 ай бұрын

nah, that's the writers 'signature' when you hear the name Cathy and Ben you know it's going to be good and it was lol

@LawrenceWilliamson-m1o 2 ай бұрын

THE FACT THAT A DUDE CAME UP WITH THIS CRAP IS INSANE WHY IN THE HELL WOULD A DUDE PUT THIS IDEA IN WOMENS HEAD TO INFLICT ON MEN IN THE WORLD IS JUST SICK

@hughjayniss 2 ай бұрын

good story, funny banter.

@VelvetGrandPiano 2 ай бұрын

No custody? I didn’t hear they had kids. Did they mean no alimony?

@paulsouthall2731 2 ай бұрын

The route 66 chapter on their HARLEYS 😅

@DanielAnderson-fo6tr 2 ай бұрын

They should have done their homework on the town and people. Before they did this con...

@tobyolson8469 2 ай бұрын

Good storyline. Very entertaining. I wish Cathy faced more though..

@darkkprince94 2 ай бұрын

Looks like the so called Alpha Male is not so Alpha after all especially after finding out about the husband's past plus i have a feeling he'll never get involved with another married woman again

@justinmetzger1272 2 ай бұрын

It's so amazing that all these poor guys with the cheating wives have these amazing past and friends. Either they have the personal cell number of the President, an old college friend who now is a super PI or a l33t hackerz or a medal of honor winning veteran. Now it's a biker gang so bad ass they are the town police too.

@double-you5130 2 ай бұрын

mwah!👌beautifully presented and done. stupid 304 thought she had the upper hand lol why are they always so stupid.

@theunieroux3649 2 ай бұрын

Hahahaha. He forgot, an alpha has a pack...😂😂😂😂

@akhtarahtesham 2 ай бұрын

Yeah... Ben wasn't alpha or beta, but in my knowledge gamma or sigma are way deadlier than alpa and beta.

@jimevans4755 2 ай бұрын

Damn. Now that is family. People who always have your back. That is why some ppl say "family is not always blood but who." All of the bikers, 1%, have been honest and forth right to those whom they trust. Just like some of the red necks I grew up around. Show them you can be trusted and they will give the shirt off their back. Cross them and , well, that's a different story. Good story.

@Retta-v8o 2 ай бұрын

That was a great story.More Please 😊😅

@stevetallent4637 2 ай бұрын

Why would Kathy want to stay with him? She essentially told him that his choices were to let her crush his will, his self worth and destroy his psyche, or she would destroy his life. Does she hate him???

@WillNeNe 2 ай бұрын

Well she got Karma, what she wanted to do to him happened to her.

@LawrenceWilliamson-m1o 2 ай бұрын

DUDES THAT COME UP WITH THIS CRAP HAVE BETRAYED THEIR OWN GENDER BECAUSE THEIR WILL BE WOMEN THAT WILL ATTEMP THIS IF NOT ALREADY. THE WOMAN IN THIS STORY IS PURE 1000% EVIL

@markotisovic8233 2 ай бұрын

Heh probably weekend bikers in their local club. Lawyers, cops, ordinary guys riding their bikes on the weekends. Some poeple like to golf, some like to drive bikes or talk about cars or sports. IMHO they wouldn't mind some psychological warfare for a buddy in trouble. Especcially if there is harpy future ex involved trying to take your said buddy to the cleaners. Never touch them just be visible wherever AP as much looks trough the window = no crime being commited. I would do that for my buddy and i'm not even a biker (would borrow a bike and learned to drive if necessary). I bet the cop that "warned" Alex was part of it.

@mrbeastfanedition-d1 2 ай бұрын

03:39 sound good.

@adversluijs9050 2 ай бұрын

THE ART OFF WAR WRITTEN BYE GENERAL SUN TZU KNOW YOUR ENEMY today friends are tommorow enemy's the enemy off my enemy is my friend ( only for now becors tommorow your my enemy again ) most people forget to controle who people realy are always find out who your new friends are but you don't just trust there words famely and friends will lie to you and are often your must dangerouss enemy's WATCH YOUR BACK TRUST NOBODY YOU ARE ALWAYS ALONE FRIENDSHIP IS JUST A MOMENT

@janenorwood1614 Ай бұрын

He is THE man. .. yesssss

@alvinmaurer9056 2 ай бұрын

How did the AP not notice the Bikers in his town before?

@kenyng793 2 ай бұрын

Majority of the people thought that local gang are small group of small time criminal without any threat but they never know they are just a part of large group of gang. Some of the local police office are the member or just under their paycheck.

@markotisovic8233 2 ай бұрын

Heh probably weekend bikers in their local club. Lawyers, cops, ordinary guys riding their bikes on the weekends. Some poeple like to golf, some like to drive bikes or talk about cars. IMHO they wouldn't mind some psychological warfare for a buddy. Especcially if there is harpy future ex involved trying to take your buddy to the cleaners. Never touch them just be visible wherever he as much looks trough the window = no crime being commited. I would do that for my buddy and i'm not even a biker (would borrow a bike and learned to drive if necessary). I bet the cop that "warned" Alex was part of it.

@eleethtahgra7182 2 ай бұрын

19:00 I guess...some....vigilantes/outlaws are honorable. Theyd praise those who manage to get out of outlaw life n enter civilian life. And depending on the person, theyd offer him a favor or a chance to payback a favor.

@Catsclaw-ru6zw 2 ай бұрын

Even if Alex looked like Massimo from 365 I would still laugh in his face & say "You've got the nerve to sleep with my wife & walk into my hose & ac like you're the cock of the walk? Dude, you're no alpha you're a pathetic piece of trash who can't find a single woman to get with. No, you decide to chase married women how old are you?"