What is the LONGEST Death Message in Minecraft?

There are tons of ways to die in Minecraft, each with a unique death message. But of all the death messages in Minecraft, which is the longest. Today we explore the weird ways to extend death messages; from switching languages to using Tamil and Arabic characters. I'll also briefly look at some illegal death messages that can't appear but are actually coded into Minecraft. I hope you enjoy!
➤➤ Twitter: / wifieswastaken
➤➤ Discord: / discord
➤➤ Music Used:
Jake Chudnow - Moon Men
Maicol Nait - Outsider
➤➤Credit: minecraft.gamepedia.com/Death...
/ @technoblade

[@Wifies]

A COUPLE OF THINGS TO NOTE: 1. Tamil is not the longest langauge (at least I don't think so) I meant the one that I noticed made longer words in the death message 2. You can use resource packs and mods to make custom formats for death messages, in theory making them longer. 3. Sickfies sounds strange yes

[@danvevoooo]

Not pinned lol Nvm

[@BisMC]

Hi Wifies

[@findingthee6049]

Yanno the arabic symbol is actually a sentence so if it wasnt made in 3 lines in 1 thingy then it would be much much much more longer By about triple

[@aidengamed3617]

52 seconds ago O_O

[@wqatch]

Or you can also change the language files in the texture pack, which would probably result in an infinite amount of length for a death message, but the maximum length of String in Java is 2147483647, so that is probably the max. If there is no limit, then the length is theoretically unlimited, depending on the storage of your computer.

[@Zyphon]

Minecraft VSauce

[@lameplayr]

yes

[@dialont]

Wow only 6 likes on Zyphon's comment that's weird

[@ailinhdotcom]

funny B)

[@kuminetsuha35]

Or is it?

[@matthiastrollmann7952]

No,just Msauce lol

[@redcharget5894]

illager: so what’s your name? pillager: *deep breath*

[@taylormcdermott5139]

Hi deep breath!!!!

[@Ok-fj7xx]

Hi deep breath I’m dad

[@movedchannels8416]

Hm Interesting

[@itacurno5891]

its like the video with that guy that says his name which is the longest

[@haurasitizahrah9950]

Hi * DEEP BREATH*

[@turquoisemoon8453]

The reason the Tamil looks long is because the vowel characters which actually go over the consonants are written as a separate character with an empty circle underneath to signify where the consonant should be :)

[@AFRANEESM]

Naan Tamil Bro

[@indiaballanimationsandgames]

@@AFRANEESM nanum than

[@eduardolarrymarinsilva76]

It seems like a pretty big bug, why hasn't it been fixed?

[@zachalex3247]

Naanum thanga

[@zachalex3247]

@@eduardolarrymarinsilva76 it's because when u type one ur phone or whatever it can't fit all the types of letters in the keyboard, as the man mentioned. so when u type out the letters u type the letter and then the vowel but in some tamil cases the vowel sounds are written before as well as after the letter so it is very hard to give a 'voweled' version of every letter on the keyboard so just to make it simple the vowel sounds are just written after the said consonant

[@optimusprime5058]

Random person : " Whats the longest death message in minecraft ? " Wifies: *starts spreaking arabic and tamil*

[@indiaballanimationsandgames]

LOL me,who speaks tamil is laughing XD

[@nandolaysyt]

What is spreaking

[@trickytheclown3500]

chanting satan's language

[@gurucharandamodaran3602]

@@trickytheclown3500 tamil and Arabic is not the devil's language

[@bimgus5808]

@@trickytheclown3500 shut

[@allistairhock9825]

“We could literally make the whole bee movie script” do this.

[@tuuresarolahti6247]

The communist manifesto

[@zainabjamil877]

cheese

[@puresweets.8615]

@@zainabjamil877 I’m Eating Cheese Rn

[@meganbowden8651]

pfft-

[@floridaman7009]

Yes

[@balashibuyeeter2704]

Me who's a tamilan: "this is where the fun begins"

[@normal_person4447]

நிங்க தமிழ் அ?

[@balashibuyeeter2704]

@@normal_person4447 yes

[@thanushisushi6753]

lol I'm not tamil but I am Sri Lankan

[@joshvaisaac7991]

Ammam bro after seeing the Thumbnail I am shocked

[@rajimangesh7972]

I guess the Tamil Language is not properly rendered in the game.

[@Gabowsk]

"Let's just get to the point, shall we?" - Mumbo Jumbo, before not getting to the point.

[@lordmeow]

@@3ly_1224 and?

[@pinkymoumita]

Imagine having text-to-speech reader on...

[@ridimac]

Ahahahha

[@JELLYCAT0817]

I have text to speech oh god

[@rbrazz]

"Player died whilst being afk because he couldn't get any sleep and died."

[@heidisonger5530]

Oh gosh. 🙄

[@venangoproductions]

Some people do

[@bruhify]

the greatest videos on the topics nobody asked for

[@BisMC]

My theory: when you have a checkmark, you get likes

[@BisMC]

Everywhere I go, I See His Face

[@BisMC]

You dominated the comment section

[@helloguysandgalsmemutahar9987]

Let's

[@helloguysandgalsmemutahar9987]

Spam

[@TheBcoolGuy]

Good job on carrying on a convincing Vsauce-esque cadence! You use a lot of the same words that Michael would've used in a 2011 or 2012 video, and it adds to the video. You deserved the use of the Vsauce music.

[@worlds_worst_tf2_player]

''Wifies was skewered by a falling stalactite whilst fighting Wifies'' *ah yes, the floor is made out of floor*

[@otaku471]

Hi CuRsEd BoYfRiEnD 🙂🙂🙂

[@worlds_worst_tf2_player]

@@otaku471 sugoma backwards

[@mihael64]

One of the rarest death messages would definately be: "(Player) was pricked to death by sweet berry bush whilst trying to escape ghast"

[@jordondordon]

You burned to death whilst trying to escape an evoker while being spat on by a llama.

[@yeetaleet_gd]

Imagine that happening when you're trying to get the "Uneasy Alliance" advancement, lol.

[@anna_9195]

:0

[@mihael64]

@@yeetaleet_gd happened to me. Got the ghast throught the portal and then got blown up by a creeper

[@jordondordon]

@@onlyone8331 Nope. Just made something crazier. I can't buy Minecraft. You could try it though.

[@RealUnknown.]

"I'm surprise that it doesn't have a death sound"

[@BisMC]

Lol

[@superprofi4307]

Ooofff

[@No-yt9iv]

Old death sound Oou

[@4sahi]

Oof

[@averagecodm3866]

Tis the yoda daeth sound

[@OverHeatVD]

Longest death message ever achieved in survival (maybe not idk) : "GoodTimeWithScar went off with a bang due to a firework fired from [a rocketbow Zed made for the longest death message] by a poor piglin who was going about their normal day" in Hermitcraft 9.

[@leotronk]

i pronouce "wifies" as "wifi" with an S at the end, but wifies himself pronounces it as "wee-fees" lol

[@issaar.1052]

And i pronounce it Wifis/wife ees

[@nonamechannl]

@@issaar.1052 thats me lol

[@im.not.a.rabbit]

I pronounced it as wife-eles

[@nanochad2979]

i pronounce it wif-ees

[@murmur24]

i pronounce it as : “why-fees”

[@seriousnorbo3838]

Imagine being killed by a*Insert the entire bee movie script*

[@hamburgerhamburger4064]

Ok I’ll go get it

[@vehicle1291]

* Ahem * According to all known laws of aviation...

[@teachmiart3918]

@@vehicle1291 There is no way a bee should be able to fly

[@jaydencabello1353]

It’s little wings are too small to get it’s fat body off the ground

[@s-...]

The bee, of course, flies anyway

[@orithecat4012]

Hearing the word “death message” sound like a suicide letter tbh

[@untrustfulsoldchannel9238]

I mean “ didn’t want to live in the same word as ” implies suicide

[@theswampbeast65]

@Cool 10 AMOGUS

[@jdrailfan391]

And now Minecraft is 1000 times darker.

[@illusionistcat]

idk why but when i hear (lets say the player is named sandscrappy) "Sandscrappy was too soft for this world" it sounds like someone commited die

[@jdrailfan391]

@@illusionistcat I agree.

[@purplehaze2358]

Things I learned today: You can type an entire fucking novel in a death message.

[@Naturex2.]

remember watching this guy back in 2020 hearing the intro gives me so much nostalgia

[@BisMC]

Wifies: What is the longest death message ? Me: depends on your gaming chair.

[@froggman66]

Lol

[@BisMC]

Lol

[@jesseski9884]

Lol

[@BisMC]

Lol

[@froggman66]

Lol

[@SunnyXYZ]

Also, apparently being too soft is one of them Ah I see, Minecraft has made a death message just for me

[@BisMC]

Lol

[@EthanAlexander]

lol

[@solaridastoobid]

Same

[@Nugcon]

oof

[@callmemackeroni]

That moment when you get punched to death with wool

[@bobozeehax]

you know someone is a seriously good youtuber when they not only make contet look interesting enough to click on it, but even make the content fully enjoyable to watch through the end, *all while nobody asked for that particular content*

[@hibiscusrosasinensia7434]

This just popped up in my recommendations. I looked one look at the thumbnail and my first thought was "did Google translate hack my phone". I know tamil. And I surely didn't expect to see tamil in a wifies video

[@CommandGeek]

I had no idea I needed to know this, but now I know :P

[@somedudeontheinternet5213]

I know you

[@northern1797]

Second

[@dazzzy]

3rd

[@lilymae5662]

4th?

[@-dodup-5970]

6th i guess

[@CarrotAndCo]

There are a handful of accounts with over 16 characters in their name

[@CarrotAndCo]

@Ryverse still - if he used the account timmy2 when it had its original name, which was just timmy with a ludicrous amount of spaces before and after it (over 100 characters) the result would have immediately been a bit bigger. Also, wifies didn't have any 16 char accounts to use anyway so

[@Wifies]

Huh that's actually really cool lol I had no idea

[@portrayed]

crazybitingturtle, ivanderschreckliche, michael.selvaggio, the email accounts

[@minifam1197]

@@Wifies hello there

[@CarrotAndCo]

@@portrayed i can only remember patricks8@gmail. com

[@GooseGamez2680]

“Shortest death message” *laughs, with a smirk, turning on immediate respawn*

[@luciellecx]

Wifies: Player was pricked to death Captions: Player was fricked at f

[@SuperGamersgames]

"We need a 16 character name" I've heard my name. I must arrive.

[@Slinx92OLD]

am i only the one who counted the characters in his name? (yes there are 16 characters)

[@rafgame2701]

@@Slinx92OLD Nah, me too

[@sheerakarmi7933]

@@Slinx92OLD so did I xD

[@helious7]

Guy named 16 character: Finally, a worthy opponent Our battle will be legendary!

[@lucnguyen756]

“16characternameX

[@a56br68]

Just a small note, the “بسم" symbol is actually three letters, but the one you used on the sheep is actually a full sentence shrinked into a letter size, basically it means “In the Name of God, the Compassionate, the Merciful” And "بسم" means “in the name of”

[@vsuvi]

Woah

[@hye2354]

yup

[@xarow]

nice but in arabic it's like one letter and only one because when the muslims start to pray they say it very fast so it's considerate as one letter

[@georgekhoory1521]

You should read and write backwards

[@chiefhydropolis]

in the name of in the name of in the name of in the name of in the name of in the name of in the name of in the name of

[@GlitchyOfficial]

5:06 computer: this is a letter people who know arabic: That is a word...

[@UniFame]

You just answered a question that no one asked, until now... That's amazing :0

[@linuxameteur]

Alright, now i want someone to name a mob after the entire bee Movie script

[@natakem6620]

Time to crash my game

[@neooblisk0084]

Challange accepted

[@Che_Yo]

@@neooblisk0084 feast reply

[@tauon_]

Java Virtual Machine quit unexpectedly

[@neooblisk0084]

@@tauon_ same, I tried on bedrock and got a bit further though

[@nomekop777]

"wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww went off with a bang due to a firework fired from wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww by wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww while trying to escape mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

[@ammaydawaqas8970]

Noice lol

[@lollyTR]

Lol

[@HeavenStarQuit]

Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww was trying to escape a microwave?

[@findingthee6049]

Tommyinnit be like

[@ridimac]

@@HeavenStarQuit LMAO

[@spong8383]

"Doomed to fall" isn't rare, rather, expensive. Here's a 4 step tutorial: Step 1: Buy an Xbox 360 (300 USD) Step 2: Buy Minecraft for Xbox 360 (20 USD) Step 3: Lure a mob to a high altitude then allow it to knock you off the ledge Step 4: *Profit.* I can not guarantee that this will always work. There's definitely other versions that have this message but Legacy was the only one I could find it in.

[@Mikan_Gaming]

The fact that he mentions Fundy in this type of video is not something you would expect

[@pythocality8269]

"What is the longest death messa-" *VSAUCE MUSIC INTENSIFIES*

[@sazzy72]

"It's not a huge difference but it certainly makes an impact." Edit: Thanks so much for the likes this never happened to me omg

[@Masmelo_the_silly]

வணக்கம், நீங்கள் என்ன செய்கிறீர்கள்? நிச்சயமாக நீங்கள் ஒரு மொழிபெயர்ப்பாளரைப் பயன்படுத்துகிறீர்கள், ஆனால் அது கார்டுரோய் ஒரு பொருட்டல்ல, நாம் அனைவரும் குளிர்ச்சியான கிர்பியாக இருக்க முடியும்

[@deadchannel8059]

@@Masmelo_the_silly what

[@Masmelo_the_silly]

@@deadchannel8059 xd

[@deadchannel8059]

@@Masmelo_the_silly how is "what" funny

[@Masmelo_the_silly]

@@deadchannel8059 :^

[@tsnmproductions]

(5:12) "a sheep named 35 infinities" Buzz Lightyear : TO INFINITY AND BEYOOOOOOOND !!!!!

[@sfisher923]

The no command block message could be longer since 1.17.x due to a bug fix where you couldn't name "Waxed Lightly Weathered Cut Copper Stairs" due to it having 41 characters in those snapshots

[@dallinbissett1992]

Wifies: "This death is very rare and probably, actually definitely, never going to happen." 2b2t Players: Challenge accepted.

[@toddhoward862]

No

[@zerohqiszerohq]

@@toddhoward862 yes

[@toddhoward862]

This is a stupid comment

[@rillafy7966]

@@toddhoward862 lets wait and see what will happem

[@zerohqiszerohq]

@@rillafy7966 happen?

[@epicfries6703]

For those that are wondering. The thumbnail has the language Tamil in it. And if you remember the original message. (you died!) the one on the thumbnail days “We have died” or “We died.” I speak Tamil so there’s some info for yall

[@ajhintleman215]

Communism intensifies xD

[@MattSuguisAsFondAsEverrr]

It's not only you who died *_W E_* died

[@PhoenixIncPi]

But doesn't it say "நீங்கள் இறந்துவிட்டிர்கள்" (You have died)?

[@epicfries6703]

@@PhoenixIncPi while he’s it does. It also means we. Also did you use google translate for that?

[@epicfries6703]

THX FOR HEArt!

[@ericn.5263]

Quick notes: “Player was doomed to fall” happens when you get hurt by something and then die from a more-than-5-block fall. “Player was killed by even more magic” appears as a crash prevention if a death message is too long, however it is unconfirmed as Phoenix SC summoned a creeper with 1 million characters but it did not display the message. It may also occasionally appear in its raw form, “death.attack.message_too_long”.

[@suspiciousshadeofgreen]

The rarest death message obtainable in survival mode is, “ didn’t want to live in the same world as Blaze”, for which you have to get attacked by a blaze and then fall into the void and die.

[@winniethepooh3800]

“We could literally make the whole bee movie script” -Wifies 2020

[@eeenter]

🥲

[@eeenter]

xd

[@tentaclest.tentacles5090]

"I didn't have the heart to kill this dog but you get the idea" finally, a youtuber I can respect

[@rice_and_nuggets]

yes

[@taxevasion0336]

Friend: What have you been doing the past 3 month, we have been worried sick about you! Wifies:

[@alianthony]

Actually, the longest death message is [Pet named ﷽ 32.500 times] went off with a bang due to a firework fired from [Pillager named ﷽ 32.500 times] by [Crossbow named ﷽ 32.500 times] whilst trying to escape [Mob named ﷽ 35.500 times] in Tamil. think

[@KeithM1706]

The rarest death message is when you see technoblade has died

[@oscarward7160]

No ones ever seen that cause techno never dies

[@hollowbread3946]

@@bl4me_me True, but like what if the rarest/non-existing death message was of a player that never can exist?

[@Jacob-bu9bq]

No because thats not possible for him to die

[@hollowbread3946]

@LuAnX Music That is true, there is a line between rare and impossible.

[@human3213]

Bruh he has been Killed many times Technology pig dies

[@RPC29Gaming]

Wifies: You can't tame fish like dogs Mojang literally 2 days later: adds axolotles

[@VanellamonSpring]

waterdog

[@pieceoftrash184]

I know this is a joke but you cant tame axolotls like you can with dogs or cats, as you can only “bribe” them

[@kickin_ass]

@Addzies minecraft buddy

[@WoahRoNisCool]

@@pieceoftrash184”hey axolotl, ill give you 5 diamonds if you help me with this”

[@MeelinYT]

How to make it longer: summon a wolf with the same name as the pillager and have it get shot and that death message in chat will be even crazier

[@drim3945]

Now i know how to make fun of entire server with death messages 1. Name a spider "Herobrine" 2. Let it hit you 3. Jump off the cliff 4."MImikyu fell of a high place while trying to escape Herobrine"

[@KingTwoSticks]

What about [player] didn't want to live in the same world as [player]? Definitely my personal favorite.

[@Evan-us3hx]

Mine is x experienced kinetic energy

[@yuukazami3889]

I once got that with a zombie, haha.

[@agitated_cat]

" drowned whilst trying to escape drowning" the word drowning is a renamed drowned mob but its still hilarious

[@CoolcattisePiK]

I personally love death.fell.accident.water

[@yuukazami3889]

@@CoolcattisePiK same

[@Sea_Moose1]

"Poked to death by a Sweet Berry Bush whilst trying to escape Zombified Piglin" When has this ever happened?!

[@progect3548]

Step 1: provoke a zombifies piglin while at half a heart+ whatever amount of damage it does Step 2. Walk into a berry bush after 1. Getting hit once 2. Gaining a decent amount of distance

[@ahuplayz4929]

@@progect3548 or in survival run from a zombified piglin and eat a berry and place a berry and take damage

[@noreason5651]

I don't think sea moose meant how, I think they meant when has it ever occurred on a person's world

[@Maelstromait]

The wardens “ was obliterated by a sonically charged shriek” is new longest I think

[@saltymus1c]

Its so funny how he just started randomly talking about the rarest death messages in the game for no reason just so the video could be over 10 minutes.

[@pickle_face5316]

Imagine having that entire death message said to you through text-to-speech.

[@localisings]

years ago, back on legacy edition on ps3, i was playing the new "Fight" gamemode mojang had added. it was just a console version of hunger games. i remember this random guy fell off into the lava at the bottom of the crucible map whilst fighting me, and he died and the chat said "player died to game" or something like that. it basically couldn't recognise what entity had killed him, so it said that the game had done it.

[@oc2thorpe]

I LOVE those mini games.

[@hazzabomb707]

i remember playing fight, glide, and tumble on minecraft xbox one edition.... 🤤

[@killerbug05]

@@hazzabomb707 yo glide was the shit

[@Ocelot_Growl]

@theo nicole Houston it was on a ps3

[@Rayan-West]

I still have legacy console to this day on my xbox.one.

[@gw2156]

Wifies: what’s the longest mob name that you can think of? Me: HUSK

[@BlossomTheBoss101]

Wifies is one of the only famous YTer's with an actually good intro

[@moheth4647]

Never thought u would post with title being a “TAMIL” Thank u man

[@ramansamuvel9656]

Tamilanda 😎

[@dbcooper.]

Vanakam thaliva

[@tharkuri702]

Vanakam ba

[@Person-ft9sm]

I am tamil

[@NateTamil]

Ur not alone mate

[@neokatwastaken]

The arabic word actually means "with the name of the Forgiving God".

[@ARM4170]

Not really بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم Is the full sentence not in asci form. It is written like that in the video for short, due to how often it is used, it is not a chaarcter, but many words in a sentence, but for computers it counts as symbols, and symbols in computers act as a character. It means"in the name of god, the most gracious, the most merciful"

[@TVG-]

So he actually named the pillager "wi *[Removed by KZbin for being too long]*

[@HaniSiKucing]

@@ARM4170 ﷽ Is a single character in unicode. It's an Arabic ligature commonly used in Urdu. It was added so someone using an Urdu keyboard can type it easier.

[@neokatwastaken]

@@ARM4170 oh,i see.

[@ARM4170]

@@HaniSiKucing oh yes, unicode, not asci. It is a character in computer but not really, as it is 4 arabic words. But still, it can also be written in urdu

[@SnakesRobbs]

You can tame a dog and name it 16k arabic characters with a command block because when dogs die it shows in chat like “wolf was blown up by creeper” so yeah

[@eligaming26.]

The longest death message is the end poem. Around 1000000 characters in the whole message (including credits)

[@jackweslycamacho8982]

"Let's get right to the point" *continues talking for 10 more minutes*

[@Nugcon]

Wifies: "it's not about winning, it's about sending a message"

[@silvermoonlight9879]

Mycelium resistance: its about sending a message

[@quirkyrose3868]

What about killing a named wolf? Instead of a player

[@PiperSalmon]

@UwU big fan fuck owo!!!!!!!!

[@infinignite]

This is the way more effort than i expected with that intro

[@mamgat]

one of mine was “(player) was obliterated by a sonically-charged shriek whilst trying to escape Warden”

[@edgarmaurel4448]

"they are all long in their own way" Ty man, I needed to hear that

[@manjubashinidhayanidhi5535]

I was like: "Why is there Tamil?" since im tamilian

[@khathibahamadhuwais9355]

Yeah me too

[@tbnratlangamer242]

Me too

[@RNV-bj8om]

Same

[@unambiguous1461]

Yeah sane

[@thecowgoesvroom672]

Exactly lol

[@NEOMatrix-bd7uo]

Fun fact, tamil is the oldest language in the world, that has more than 70 million speakers to this day.

[@_yQc]

8:00 You could summon the pillager first and then /item replace or /data merge or /data modify

[@guac0369]

Wifies: makes thyhis video Me: settings, chat settings, chat size go brrrr

[@tunatutuncu2221]

"The longest is this but it can be longer" this happened like 5 times lmao

[@josephiroth89]

My favorite is still " was shot by ." where both players are the same.

[@TheTruePlaceholder]

@Wifies the death message (player)was slain by even more magic) actually is still possible to appear and used, and it can appear when the death message was too long. But, if not happening natrually, for example using command blocks will not work, but happening natrually could possibly show up. It will not work. Using long characters from different langauges, could increase the possibility of it happening though. So, the death message ((player)was slain by even more magic), still works and is still used.

[@kyokono6465]

My most common death message: "Kyokono was killed by a witch using magic"

[@hmtkdkdnrkwjd]

Same they are op

[@pieceoftrash184]

mine would probably be lava related

[@sleepy_boi_kila5499]

Mine would be Kikuo_Nokoribi_ was shot by an arrow (Extreme kudos if u know who Kikuo is )

[@slpyOb]

Mine's gotta be was killed by

[@christfa66]

@@sleepy_boi_kila5499 GIMME MY EXTREME KUDOS NOWI KNOW KIKUO

[@michaelkriston8477]

The fact that my language is atleast useful here makes me happy.Also,minecraft and tamil;dude i gotta click.

[@anirudhrathnaarvind5853]

Me too but he butchered the pronunciation of our languages name like every other foreigner

[@enoob8785]

@@anirudhrathnaarvind5853 LOL TRU THO

[@thuglifebmgo1732]

Tamil ppl here. Didn't expect that much Tamil people here.

[@anirudhrathnaarvind5853]

@@thuglifebmgo1732 neither did i

[@servantofaeie1569]

@@anirudhrathnaarvind5853 I say Tamil exactly like he did

[@itiswatitis1059]

Congrats on 1m :D

[@krishrahulramesh4248]

My favourite thumbnail in any video loved the video keep it up😃

[@guac0369]

Me: what is the meaning of life Wifies: well yes, and no

[@anteeklund4159]

*[INSERT THAT WIERD 32K+ CHARACHTER DEATH MESSAGE HERE]*

[@swampymender4400]

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out

[@e3trma]

@@swampymender4400 when someone replies so ur comment when its just 1 secs ago POG

[@swampymender4400]

@Ehram Its a me the bee movie script

[@sunimetime9697]

@@swampymender4400 oh i spent 10 minutes reading that being confused..... Im not kidding

[@FiensZy]

@@swampymender4400 how u gonna fly high with wings too small

[@hesterclapp9717]

Wifies blew up out of the world from a high place

[@trainerjim]

*UPDATE 1.19* The warden was added with its Sonic Boom, and in at least bedrock, in english, the longest death message is: "{player} was obliterated by a sonically-charged shriek whilst trying to escape warden" This is obtained by triggering the warden, running away for a while while being hit by 1 physical move, and then killed off for good with a sonic shriek attack. Pretty complicated.

[@Loading...3502]

Ah yes I remember the red festival

[@neooblisk0084]

*PTSD INTENSIFIES*

[@irminalasimin2385]

Same

[@yohayailontevet578]

Interesting video, but I have a few things to add: 1) ASCII doesn't have arabic letters, it has only English letters, numbers, punctuation and control characters. You are referencing Unicode, which is based on ASCII but extends it to pretty much every script on earth(plus a few dead scripts, ligatures, diacritics, math symbols and more). The character you reference is an arabic ligature. 2) Using multiple commands you can modify the pillager's name or the name of the weapon, making both of them 30,000+ characters. Looking at your chat there are ~40 characters on each line, which means that the two names will be together 60,000+ characters and take at least 1500 lines.

[@brosthestickmandude]

ASCII literally stands for *American* Standard Code for Information Interchange

[@badmanjones179]

pedant's note: that symbol is not an ascii character, ascii only includes 128 characters, mostly what is on an american keyboard as well as a few control characters. the term you were looking for is probably unicode. other than that great video and well spoken

[@rhino7464]

you forgot the funniest death message: fell out of the water.

[@NoTraceOfSense]

“Arabic Character” ... “in ASCII” Oh my sweet summer child.

[@chenx97]

Unicode: am I a joke to you?

[@punkum]

Yeah, unicode has a even MORE characters

[@crefoo1166]

هاذي بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم اصلا؟

[@maincraftzone5038]

@@punkum على أقل صرت أعرف أني مو لوحيد الي يشوف هدي فيديوهات

[@Fri3dNstuff]

When I heard him saing that I was like, nope, me be going to the comments, no way I'm the first one who noticed this.

[@jackholton5534]

ive actually gotten a death message that said “death.null.water” , i was underwater and i started to mine the ocean floor, and i was immediately killed. idk how this happened, but i was playing on the 1.17 snapshot if that helps.

[@Ruckus2w]

yeah that's just an error in the code dum mojang

[@notjebbutstillakerbal]

The code failed to work. Tell mojang about it.

[@koolflamegaming2333]

Lukas2w if you’re gonna call the creators of minecraft dumb, you’re not welcome here

[@Ruckus2w]

@@koolflamegaming2333 its a joke bro

[@woah7178]

@@koolflamegaming2333 Yea it is

[@TH3_S4LMON]

death.fell.accident.water tutorial: 1: make a 24 block tall tower 2: get a waterlogged slab below it (make sure the water isnt on top) 3: put a rail and minecart on top 4: put a piston next to it (opposite side to the slab down below) 5: activate the piston and make sure ur in survival. there u go , death.fell.accident.water has been completed

[@thecummiestcreator]

It can be longer; the MVP and Admin titles before a character's IGN make it only a few brackets and letters longer albeit, but it stretches it to 32, 285 with the highest pre-name title that I know

[@maclord477]

1:10 i think "[player] didnt want to live in the same world as [mob]" is longer but idk for sure Edit: ok i didnt watch to the end dont blame me

[@magicjello4633]

This mans makes the most interesting Minecraft videos I’ve ever seen

[@Frotheru_The_Dragon]

WILL THIS STILL DOES NOT TRIGGER "was killed by even more magic"!?

[@strawberrylemonadelioness]

Nice! I wonder if anyone will be able to break this limit

[@RapBopzShorts]

I actually admire his skills at pvp on the background.

[@baltheprotofox]

The arabic word you shown is pronounced "Bism" Can the people reading this like the comment so that Wifies can see this?

[@wiaczesawchunk6726]

What does it mean tho?

[@octoriagaming1277]

@@wiaczesawchunk6726 This is the full character. ﷽ . It means "In the name of Allah, the most gracious, the merciful"

[@wiaczesawchunk6726]

@@octoriagaming1277 is that the phrase that sounds like "in sha Allah"?

[@octoriagaming1277]

@@wiaczesawchunk6726 No. It's sounds like "Bismallahirauhhmaanirauhheem"

[@j.hawkins8779]

@@octoriagaming1277 that doesnt even LOOK REMOTLY LIKE A LANGUAGE

[@sivmadroblox2063]

as a person who speaks tamil I am very happy to see my language in my favourite youtube channel

[@aprilbrandon3441]

It’s this: you died, why? You died in the hardest way to die, did you do it on purpose, anyway if I don’t finish this I don’t get paid so let’s get to the point, you died, TO A POISONOUS POTATO