Wii Sports Resort Golf - The Perfect Game [-43]

[@ItsMoorbinTime]

I was thinking "I wonder why German is the most optimal language to play with". Then one and a half minutes in, it was obvious.

[@SuperBox_Ray]

Ass

[@Sangerx]

Don't forget 'Schlag'

[@FishyBusiness-ms5tv]

jschlag

[@BurnSchulz]

The german word Ass is what would be Ace in english. The highest card in Poker Still weird af that its called that instead of just hole in one.. Every german knows what a hole in one is

[@av8tion]

yeah... but that shot was pretty ass tho...

[@hojojenks]

Wii sports Germany be like: “Yeah I just got an ass on Schlong 2”

[@AlbySilly]

I love getting hole in ones after my 2nd stroke

[@Plumjet09]

Schlag* There, I ruined the joke.

[@-the_lumberjack-]

If you think of it as a riff on Shlatt it’s still funny.

[@peetah_gryffyn]

look me in the eyes and say "Weiderholung" without laughing

[@randopep3943]

Ja, jetzt ich am Schlag 2 ein Ass bekommen

[@yeetyfreety6938]

Amazing that you can literally play perfectly and the game still calls you ass

[@SuperBox_Ray]

Gotta love wii sports German

[@GamingFreeak]

Nah fam, they're getting a lot of ass

[@Ez_guy-cq6kt]

Maybe its in a nice way

[@daveslamjam]

in german, it means "ace," but that's much less funny

[@trollverse171]

Truly the German experience

[@Max35P]

i just realized how incredibly funny it must be getting a hole in one and then just seeing this fancy text saying "ass" as a non german speaker

[@marrubium8559]

As a non-german speaker, it's hilarious.

[@gregoryderpwrld111]

But why does it say ass? How does that translate into something about a hole in one?

[@Max35P]

@@gregoryderpwrld111 well ass translates to ace but i think they chose it because they didnt want to make a literal word by word translation of "hole in one" because that would just sound really weird in german so ace fits pretty good too

[@gregoryderpwrld111]

@@Max35P Oh ass rank

[@kringlemaster]

@@Max35Poh interesting. Also nice pfp. 35P forever brother.

[@GibusWearingMann]

Oh that's why it's in German

[@deletdis6173]

Right 😂😂😂

[@acannoli8287]

I never realized just how good the sound design in this game is. The drum fills and little grooves on the transition screens sound sooo good.

[@taylor63664]

Compare that to modern day UI. We have heavily downgraded. Destroy minimalism. Bring back frutiger aero.

[@Joshy-]

​@@taylor63664we're talking about sound design, not graphical design. the sound has nothing to do with frutiger aero

[@Funpz]

​@@Joshy-yeah but like nvm not commenting

[@Grassilac]

@@Joshy-I wouldn't say it has nothing to do with it. Both sound and visual design were created hand in hand. Frutiger aero describes the visual design but also invokes the corresponding style of visual design

[@serenitymoon4432]

Screen: ASS Voiced line: Hole in one! Me: I mean, yeah, I guess there is

[@tysoncook5152]

bwahaha

[@ForumArcade]

"I'd like to get a hole in one on your ass." 😏😏

[@codenameloser8488]

[Insert suggestive comment here]

[@Giantcrabz]

penis​@@codenameloser8488

[@tylerdeshoun]

Very educational 😂

[@NSS_isuc]

These red bar curve shots are actually wild

[@turquoisekrayon2215]

imagine hole 14 in real life, some guy goes dod with both feet in the bunker and just dunks an uphill albatross

[@CoachJohnMcGuirk]

Using a driver off the deck while standing like 3 feet below the ball. He'd have to swing that like a baseball bat in real life.

[@harrisonmoore3841]

Even the camera didn't expect it

[@Ty_Bugz]

@@harrisonmoore3841😂😂 yea that is NUTS😂

[@ethansedai870]

As someone who knows nothing about golf, this sentence made me have a stroke.

[@phineas81707]

@@ethansedai870 Did you get it in the hole?

[@UofU10]

Off the tree trunk trick shot is just plain NASTY 🔥

[@waaaluigi]

I just said GTFO as soon as I saw it hit the tree

[@ITSMANATIME]

Hole 10. Hole 12 has bonk on cliff.

[@jacemcfarland8803]

I knew they were just going to flex when I saw them angle it towards the tree

[@Jayson_Tatum]

Hits shot pure, off a tree trunk, skips across pond, under a picnic table, over the range net, off the Eiffel Tower, into a 2015 Chevy Camaro tail pipe, out the other tail pipe, off of a Boeing 787, through a wormhole, into the wardrobe to Narnia, back out the wardrobe, off my head, off a street sign, off my head again, onto the fringe, one bounces into the hole for Albatross. Wii Golf: "Solid Shot!"

[@krustykrabpizza4328]

Ass

[@steve_broxi]

Poofesure is screaming right about now

[@squiffurthewolf6276]

wow a wii sports video, im obligated to mention poofesure

[@internallyinteral]

Yes you are​@@squiffurthewolf6276

[@certifiedidiot0]

yes exactly

[@steve_broxi]

@@squiffurthewolf6276 exactly, because loud = funny to the world now ig

[@pret8862]

literally nobody asked

[@andrescube64]

Those trick shots in some of these holes are incredible. That hole 10 shot blew my mind

[@pokemonsuper9]

"For this video I spliced the clips of each hole together and edited the score inbetween to make it look like an actual round of WSR Golf. So technically it is more a Splice than a TAS." This is called a Segmented Run btw

[@alnik001]

@@pokemonsuper9 thanks, I will update this 👍🏼

[@runed0s86]

​TAS is when you use a tool, usually a computer program, to emulate all of the game inputs. Tool Assisted Speedrun ​@@alnik001 Multi-segment runs are not allowed to have edits if you're gonna submit them. Upload an unedited version, cut, to that speed run website, and you might get a record!

[@mikejameson7678]

​@@alnik001 Yeah, for the record, a TAS is usually inhumanly fast, too. Not that this isn't impressive - it is. But I think you could've cut down on the aiming part of the "TAS". Nice video, regardless.

[@Brunosky_Inc]

​@@mikejameson7678While a lot of TAS are speedy by nature, being fast is not what makes a TAS a TAS. In this case, the tool assisted part comes in for the _insane_ level of precision needed for these perfect golf games

[@somyeol804]

@@Brunosky_Inc what?

[@mediumsizedmammal]

Ball: *entirely misses the hole* Also ball: "Nah, Imma do my own thing"

[@krustykrabpizza4328]

Across the Wii Sports-Verse

[@cowcat8124]

"Nice Chip for Eagle" is a good band name

[@horaciogonzalez4284]

Me, as I offer a tortilla chip to a huge bird of prey.

[@Beef6969]

JEEZ BRO THE 10 AND 18 SHOT AND ALL THE OTHER CURVED SHOTS ARE ACTUALLY CRAZY WTF

[@neobahumut707]

Mario golf player for sure

[@roro2.00]

Front 9: these shots are really good! Back 9: okay now youre just showing off 😂

[@meme_man1023]

1:27 ASS!

[@dinysk8]

That's ace in German

[@dolphinhat]

Damnit you beat me to it

[@timmymullen6129]

@@dinysk8no it’s not

[@dinysk8]

@@timmymullen6129 set your Wii to German and get a hole in one

[@dinysk8]

@@timmymullen6129 in Germany, they call a hole in one an ass which roughly translates to ace in English.

[@radicallarry1006]

Just watched a guy drive an ass with his schlag for almost 20 minutes...

[@GwafeyTetris]

"So what did you score?" "29." "NIIIICE! Front nine or back?" "No I played 18."

[@tomsmith5584]

I did the reverse one time. When I returned some clubs I was renting, I told the clerk that I shot a 74. He congratulated me until I told him it was through 9. And then I told him it was on the par 3 course.

[@teigenmadsen6700]

14:34 that’s probably the craziest hole in one I’ve ever seen

[@brantnuttall]

1:29 well that's a bit bloody rude, isn't it? rofl

[@sage5296]

Damn I just assumed this was a TAS, the fact that you did all the inputs yourself so perfectly is wild. Each of those holes is pretty impressive just on their own regardless of how many attempts it took!

[@Exilodis]

I can't help but think about the designs of some of the "extravagant" holes and just ask myself, "Who tF is conducting the maintenance on these holes?" Also imagine someone IRL just pulls off a shot like hole 10. "Ayo, check this out" bounces the ball of a tree and chips it, lol

[@DiegoRuiz1991]

If you've ever held a golf club in your hands, there's nothing crazier than the uphill shot from like 200yds away with the dude waist-deep in the bunker. That shit is borderline unhittable IRL, you'd have to go leftie or just waste a shot with whatever club so you can move out and actually do a remotely-decent approach.

[@nuxx1876]

i like the capitalization on "tF" for emphasis i should use that

[@JackieBright]

The maintenance program has to involve a helicopter to airlift equipment to some of these holes

[@itloaf]

my father and I used to play WSR golf together a lot. We would talk about the grounds maintenance a lot.

[@wrynwagner9436]

Ok i thought it was really weird how long this TAS was taking to line up the shots, but THEN realized this is NOT a TAS!?!? GZ!

[@Giantcrabz]

it is tho

[@ChickenScratch]

I wish you could get a hole in one on all holes. A -54 would be awesome. Truly perfect

[@alnik001]

There is video like this by "tendog" for the og Wii Sports, he worked with wind hacks to make it work.

[@TheBlueBunnyKen]

I knew it wasn't possible to get hole in ones on all the holes legit

[@VoraciousPhantasma]

@@alnik001is the wind random on each hole in the version you played?

[@Blackfedoraowner]

@@VoraciousPhantasmaread desc.

[@VoraciousPhantasma]

@@BlackfedoraownerI don’t play this game so I don’t know the wind rules

[@Castaliavt]

That Hole 10 shot was by far the craziest shot I've ever seen.

[@danhatter6823]

0:28 Me when I’m playing golf and I cheat with my epic mind powers

[@viridian-progolferzaru]

Nice shots, alnik001! I'm very astonished at the tree hitting shot on hole 10 😂 Btw, thank you for using my strats on hole 14, 16 and 17!

[@brown56765]

"Bro, you're Ass at German Wii Golf" "Thanks, Bro!"

[@JasonWacky]

Bro hole 10 was insane!

[@AmandeepKaur-dk8pd]

Hole 17 was insane

[@yukioyamoto3494]

Chip in for Eagle! Chip in for Albatros! Chip in for *ARSENAL BIRD!!* Player gets swarmed by MQ-101 AND ofcourse the usuall "Here's your hole in one you Ass (the german word for Ace)

[@gregoryderpwrld111]

I thought this was about Metal Gear and instinctively thought that several Metal Gear Rays started attacking the player *Chip In for Arsenal Gear!*

[@su-5755]

Never expected an ace combat reference in a Wii sports resort game. But here we are

[@yukioyamoto3494]

@@su-5755 Ace Combat is my most beloved game series to date.

[@tex6924]

Everyone's talking about holes 10 & 18 but the hole 14 swish is way underrated

[@alnik001]

@@tex6924 Nobody noticed hole 6 yet, that was one of the hardest to get

[@tex6924]

​@alnik001 holy shit I didn't even notice at first, it hits the leaves to slow down on purpose

[@nauvir2046]

It was 10, 14, 16 and 18 for me. But then I watched the comment section and the replies here. Now I add 6 to my favorite shots of this video

[@Russom5428Russo]

These are all the craziest chip-in and hole in one shots I ever seen in Wii Sports Resort history! You’re great at curling your shots.

[@alnik001]

Thank you! I tried to make that shots as interesting as possible.

[@misteral9045]

This is a tool assisted run.

[@aj_style1745]

⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@misteral9045 Alnik still did all of the shots. The tool is a mod for choosing which hole to play and setting the starting conditions like the wind (explained in description if you wanna check that). Oh, and also splicing recordings, that might count as a tool. Edit: Wait, it seems like you already know that? I just saw a reply of yours somewhere else. I guess I’ll just leave this reply here anyways, though.

[@misteral9045]

@@aj_style1745 Even the most impossible shots are possible with enough practice, tools make that kind of tedious practice a lot more accessible. So while they're still impressive shots, it's not as impressive as grinding for it without tools, and sometimes what makes a shot impressive is not the shot itself but simply the rarity of the shot making it difficult to practice. Edit: I'm also counting the taping a yarning needle to the screen to help aim. Anyone could do that, but it's still a tool outside the game.

[@aj_style1745]

@@misteral9045 Fair enough, I agree with all of that.

[@jamesmorrison7989]

That bump off the tree on hole 10 is insane. You’re just showing off at that point

[@legosrock1001]

One of the most impressive things I’ve ever seen

[@aboudadoheim4643]

I can’t believe that he actually did it and I have been waiting for almost 15 years to see that kind of thing happening ever since Wii sports resort came out and I can’t believe he got the perfect score that you can possibly get on Wii sports resort 18 holes golf

[@misteral9045]

This is a tool assisted run.

[@sawgiie]

@@misteral9045 I think he does each individual hole legitimately, but he does slice it in between to make it look like a single run

[@pitioti]

1:26: ooooooh... That's why it was in Germaaaaaan ! This is really impressive to see a perfect Wii Sport Resort game ! You have my full respect !

[@WillowEpp]

123 yards shot: "Nice chip!"

[@Mewtwomasta]

I laughed for three straight minutes when the word ass popped on screen

[@sleepmedicine165]

Hole 10 is wild, well done

[@LAB_FarmClub]

Number 1 in the world for a reason!! Very good!

[@CaloBrown]

After hearing some bad news, this video is a nice way to calm my nerves. You could almost call it ASMR. I enjoyed it.

[@BROXBasher]

I’m sorry to hear. I hope things get better, dude.

[@e4vn]

bro you are so good at this game! god bless

[@JTRAIN]

Amazing shots.

[@bacon.cheesecake]

39% Hole in one rate, about a thousand times better than a professional golfer

[@enisg8966]

If I could turn the TAS on and off and play against my friends. 13:59 they would say: „you’re cheating, that’s not possible“ and I would just say: „you need to check the wind bro“

[@KrxzeRL]

3:40 broke my edging streak

[@julianocc]

What do you mean by edging?

[@OBGuy]

say what

[@derpyderp1991]

​@julianocc if you're a kid don't look it up

[@julianocc]

@@derpyderp1991 if I were a kid, I would absolutely look it up xD

[@julianocc]

@@derpyderp1991 I know what it means I just don't get the context of this comment

[@cobrinaricato1981]

Hole 10 was just a straight up flex to disrespect on poofessure and all his ancestors

[@k-berry8771]

Missed opportunity to name this a "TASS"

[@noesarmiento4621]

I like to imagine that I'm a mii in this universe and I'm witnessing the greatest display of golf, true history in the making.

[@noesarmiento4621]

Also Ass.

[@squintstheninja]

And to make it even more impressive, it was Kim Jong-Un's first time ever playing Wii Sports Resort Golf.

[@IntingPig]

Okay, but why was Hole 11 and 16 such a flex, so impressive.

[@S4k1me]

十数年経っても開拓されつづけるこのゲームはやっぱ神ゲーなんだろうな

[@yuzugames7]

それな

[@xandapandagd]

5:29 "whys he switching to driver? it's not that far- WHAT"

[@hockeyfreak896890]

That back nine was just ridiculous.

[@vincenzofranchelli2201]

Glad to see you didn't get a better score than I did. I also think -43 is perfect

[@Thugshaker_thequaker]

9:40 showing off rn wow

[@Golden_vally168]

Exactly

[@mrhalfsaid1389]

Gotta love choosing German specifically for their word of choice when describing a very skilled individual

[@モッピー-i5k]

kono oresamani kateruto omotterunoka HOTOTOGIS!!!

[@RCD-3070]

Hole 16’s is wild bro

[@MarioKartChamp710]

18 holes and not a single one took 3 swings! Impressive how this game looks when everything goes correctly.

[@inujosha]

I enjoyed how many Asses you got.

[@FourthFloorParkour]

Hold 12 was crazy. I would always go for the patch then hit the fairway between the green and bunker which would set up an easy eagle

[@lblade_lb]

Hole 10 was genius

[@blgmonster1631]

The tree shot 😮what in the world

[@colinmcdevitt6100]

Forget jack, arnie, and tiger. This guy uses the tree and flags as backboards. Best golf performance oat

[@dark-mirror-_-8816]

I love how the game calls you 'ass" when you get a hole in one

[@DylanPtheGamer]

14:38 - makes a shortcut from the out of bounds area and chips in for a hole in one on a par 4!

[@JaxonCampbell999]

Yes I love seeing the wiederholung each time he gets a good shot I also love how good he is I mean his punktzahl is -43 Seriously he got so many asses in that game Every hole he get the least amount of Schlags The Spoon, 3er-Eisen, 9er-Eisen or 5er-Eisen are probably my fav clubs to use I love to see every Achtzehn-Loch he plays But he doesn’t richtung a lot… Yeah he got his new Rekord A very good gesamt

[@TheBUSHadmn]

I wish these were my everyday Saturdays….

[@rea9lizer]

okay but the ball hitting the pole twice is also crazy lol 15:25

[@MrEditor6000]

Me: Chip-In!. Double Eagle Video: Chip-In for albatross Me: Wot?

[@__Obscure__]

Yeah, albatross is the preferred term. "Double Eagle" used to be used a little more often but it's being phased out because it's mathematically wrong. A Birdie is one under par. An Eagle is two under par. Therefore a "Double Eagle" is _four_ under par. Therefore we need a new name for _three_ under par, so we picked a bird that's bigger than an eagle.

[@unclecraigscasita]

9:28 just showing off at this point😭

[@unclecraigscasita]

12:58 at this point holy shit

[@unclecraigscasita]

While we’re here 15:25 is also ridiculous

[@e126824]

Hole 1: I could do that… Hole 2: Nevermind 😮

[@MrHamlus]

Announcer: Hole in one! Text: ASS

[@Russom5428Russo]

No one was ever able to get a perfect game in one game and now you’ve done it.

[@rocket8931]

It does say the Video was cut together in the description.

[@alnik001]

This is obviously not a real round played, that would be humanly impossible. It is a segmented round, I recorded each hole on its own and edited it together.

[@shimreef]

@@alnik001wait why is it humanly impossible?

[@alnik001]

@@shimreef Getting a few chip ins per round is already very hard. -30 is the current record, saving one shot more would be already sensational, but 13 shots? Also chances for wind rng to allow that are very low. In Switch Sports Golf it is possible to practice a round with certain winds and even there the record is still 2 shots off the perfect game.

[@shimreef]

@@alnik001 how many times in video game history has someone said something’s impossible, only for it to eventually be done? It happens constantly

[@PastaPower64]

0:40 Either the Mii said: "The wind will get it." Or that's not an actual hole and it's a black hole

[@VioThe2nd]

German golfer: "Bro i got ass" Me: "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh What" German golfer: "oh sorry we call it that for a hole in one Me: "oh okay"

[@marksman_3383]

That backspin speed on that ball must have been mock 3 on the first hole 😂

[@sevensagittarius6759]

The ass caught me way off guard lmfao, great tas

[@Dune4915]

It's not a tas, it's a segmented run

[@sevensagittarius6759]

ok

[@bixielikesbloons]

Such a beautiful language

[@trevorc3063]

*yeets ball halfway across the fkin map* "nice chip in, buddy :)"

[@devinspencer1678]

That first hole in one needs to be in some Try Not To Laugh videos

[@icanhearcolors3984]

5:30 hitting the tree is actually insane

[@Yipper64]

This kind of makes me want to see a programed-input TAS, as in the guy just swings and a hole in 1 every hole. Like no set up frames just an instant swing after all the setup is done in a single frame.

[@everythingadventure2147]

Wife: “Well, how’d you play today?” Me: “I played alright, nothing special, just 43 under…”

[@EnJaded0]

birdie wing anime golf shots be like

[@SAINTLUCIFER_WG]

imagine playing on wii sports resort golf on german version with a friend, you a hole in one and your friend says "nice ass bro"

[@mariowartortle2628]

this whole video was like “HE CURVED IT?” and “HUH???”

[@mr.roboto209]

I was not ready for "Schlag" 💀

[@can_with_beans]

9:27 Ok you're just showing off at this point 😭

[@JediJess1]

I didn't even think albatross was possible on this!

[@Stuart_Dooley]

“Hey cool TAS” *sees it’s in German* Oh boy

[@clamcatfish]

These shots so creative. They demonstrates your mastery of the game. It's very impressive!

[@aboveaveragenerd3306]

My dad got a hole in one on the map thats a bunch of tiny islands with shear cliffs. Crowning achievement 👏

[@JackieBright]

I swear Bugs Bunny is sitting under the green with a magnet for some of these shots

[@zacharymachado7394]

why is nobody talking about the showing off at 9:21 thoooo like was really unessessary but cool af haha

[@frederikandersen712]

Great putting