I was thinking "I wonder why German is the most optimal language to play with". Then one and a half minutes in, it was obvious.
@SuperBox_RayАй бұрын
Ass
@SangerxАй бұрын
Don't forget 'Schlag'
@FishyBusiness-ms5tvАй бұрын
jschlag
@BurnSchulzАй бұрын
The german word Ass is what would be Ace in english. The highest card in Poker Still weird af that its called that instead of just hole in one.. Every german knows what a hole in one is
@av8tionАй бұрын
yeah... but that shot was pretty ass tho...
@hojojenksАй бұрын
Wii sports Germany be like: “Yeah I just got an ass on Schlong 2”
@AlbySillyАй бұрын
I love getting hole in ones after my 2nd stroke
@plumjet09Ай бұрын
Schlag* There, I ruined the joke.
@-the_lumberjack-Ай бұрын
If you think of it as a riff on Shlatt it’s still funny.
@peetah_gryffynАй бұрын
look me in the eyes and say "Weiderholung" without laughing
@randopep394328 күн бұрын
Ja, jetzt ich am Schlag 2 ein Ass bekommen
@Max35PАй бұрын
i just realized how incredibly funny it must be getting a hole in one and then just seeing this fancy text saying "ass" as a non german speaker
@marrubium8559Ай бұрын
As a non-german speaker, it's hilarious.
@gregoryderpwrld111Ай бұрын
But why does it say ass? How does that translate into something about a hole in one?
@Max35PАй бұрын
@@gregoryderpwrld111 well ass translates to ace but i think they chose it because they didnt want to make a literal word by word translation of "hole in one" because that would just sound really weird in german so ace fits pretty good too
@gregoryderpwrld111Ай бұрын
@@Max35P Oh ass rank
@kringlemasterАй бұрын
@@Max35Poh interesting. Also nice pfp. 35P forever brother.
@yeetyfreety6938Ай бұрын
Amazing that you can literally play perfectly and the game still calls you ass
@SuperBox_RayАй бұрын
Gotta love wii sports German
@GamingFreeakАй бұрын
Nah fam, they're getting a lot of ass
@Ez_guy-cq6ktАй бұрын
Maybe its in a nice way
@daveslamjamАй бұрын
in german, it means "ace," but that's much less funny
@trollverse171Ай бұрын
Truly the German experience
@brown56765Ай бұрын
"Bro, you're Ass at German Wii Golf" "Thanks, Bro!"
@ArmandM24Ай бұрын
😂
@acannoli8287Ай бұрын
I never realized just how good the sound design in this game is. The drum fills and little grooves on the transition screens sound sooo good.
@taylor63664Ай бұрын
Compare that to modern day UI. We have heavily downgraded. Destroy minimalism. Bring back frutiger aero.
@Joshy-Ай бұрын
@@taylor63664we're talking about sound design, not graphical design. the sound has nothing to do with frutiger aero
@FunpzАй бұрын
@@Joshy-yeah but like nvm not commenting
@Grassilac29 күн бұрын
@@Joshy-I wouldn't say it has nothing to do with it. Both sound and visual design were created hand in hand. Frutiger aero describes the visual design but also invokes the corresponding style of visual design
@NSS_isucАй бұрын
These red bar curve shots are actually wild
@turquoisekrayon2215Ай бұрын
imagine hole 14 in real life, some guy goes dod with both feet in the bunker and just dunks an uphill albatross
@coachmcguirk6297Ай бұрын
Using a driver off the deck while standing like 3 feet below the ball. He'd have to swing that like a baseball bat in real life.
@harrisonmoore3841Ай бұрын
Even the camera didn't expect it
@Ty_BugzАй бұрын
@@harrisonmoore3841😂😂 yea that is NUTS😂
@eldersedai870Ай бұрын
As someone who knows nothing about golf, this sentence made me have a stroke.
@phineas81707Ай бұрын
@@eldersedai870 Did you get it in the hole?
@UofU10Ай бұрын
Off the tree trunk trick shot is just plain NASTY 🔥
@waaaluigiАй бұрын
I just said GTFO as soon as I saw it hit the tree
@ITSMANATIMEАй бұрын
Hole 10. Hole 12 has bonk on cliff.
@GibusWearingMannАй бұрын
Oh that's why it's in German
@serenitymoon4432Ай бұрын
Screen: ASS Voiced line: Hole in one! Me: I mean, yeah, I guess there is
@tysoncook5152Ай бұрын
bwahaha
@steve_broxiАй бұрын
Poofesure is screaming right about now
@squiffurthewolf6276Ай бұрын
wow a wii sports video, im obligated to mention poofesure
@internallyinteralАй бұрын
Yes you are@@squiffurthewolf6276
@certifiedidiot0Ай бұрын
yes exactly
@steve_broxiАй бұрын
@@squiffurthewolf6276 exactly, because loud = funny to the world now ig
@pret8862Ай бұрын
literally nobody asked
@andrescube64Ай бұрын
Those trick shots in some of these holes are incredible. That hole 10 shot blew my mind
@meme_man1023Ай бұрын
1:27 ASS!
@dinysk8Ай бұрын
That's ace in German
@dolphinhatАй бұрын
Damnit you beat me to it
@timmymullen6129Ай бұрын
@@dinysk8no it’s not
@dinysk8Ай бұрын
@@timmymullen6129 set your Wii to German and get a hole in one
@dinysk8Ай бұрын
@@timmymullen6129 in Germany, they call a hole in one an ass which roughly translates to ace in English.
@pokemonsuper9Ай бұрын
"For this video I spliced the clips of each hole together and edited the score inbetween to make it look like an actual round of WSR Golf. So technically it is more a Splice than a TAS." This is called a Segmented Run btw
@alnik001Ай бұрын
@@pokemonsuper9 thanks, I will update this 👍🏼
@runed0s86Ай бұрын
TAS is when you use a tool, usually a computer program, to emulate all of the game inputs. Tool Assisted Speedrun @@alnik001 Multi-segment runs are not allowed to have edits if you're gonna submit them. Upload an unedited version, cut, to that speed run website, and you might get a record!
@mikejameson76783 күн бұрын
@@alnik001 Yeah, for the record, a TAS is usually inhumanly fast, too. Not that this isn't impressive - it is. But I think you could've cut down on the aiming part of the "TAS". Nice video, regardless.
@wrynwagner94368 күн бұрын
Ok i thought it was really weird how long this TAS was taking to line up the shots, but THEN realized this is NOT a TAS!?!? GZ!
@cowcat8124Ай бұрын
"Nice Chip for Eagle" is a good band name
@horaciogonzalez4284Ай бұрын
Me, as I offer a tortilla chip to a huge bird of prey.
@Beef6969Ай бұрын
JEEZ BRO THE 10 AND 18 SHOT AND ALL THE OTHER CURVED SHOTS ARE ACTUALLY CRAZY WTF
@neobahumut707Ай бұрын
Mario golf player for sure
@ExilodisАй бұрын
I can't help but think about the designs of some of the "extravagant" holes and just ask myself, "Who tF is conducting the maintenance on these holes?" Also imagine someone IRL just pulls off a shot like hole 10. "Ayo, check this out" bounces the ball of a tree and chips it, lol
@DiegoRuiz19916 күн бұрын
If you've ever held a golf club in your hands, there's nothing crazier than the uphill shot from like 200yds away with the dude waist-deep in the bunker. That shit is borderline unhittable IRL, you'd have to go leftie or just waste a shot with whatever club so you can move out and actually do a remotely-decent approach.
@roro2.00Ай бұрын
Front 9: these shots are really good! Back 9: okay now youre just showing off 😂
@mediumsizedmammalАй бұрын
Ball: *entirely misses the hole* Also ball: "Nah, Imma do my own thing"
@sage5296Ай бұрын
Damn I just assumed this was a TAS, the fact that you did all the inputs yourself so perfectly is wild. Each of those holes is pretty impressive just on their own regardless of how many attempts it took!
@radicallarry1006Ай бұрын
Just watched a guy drive an ass with his schlag for almost 20 minutes...
@ChickenScratchАй бұрын
I wish you could get a hole in one on all holes. A -54 would be awesome. Truly perfect
@alnik001Ай бұрын
There is video like this by "tendog" for the og Wii Sports, he worked with wind hacks to make it work.
@SkateClipsAndTipsАй бұрын
I knew it wasn't possible to get hole in ones on all the holes legit
@VoraciousPhantasmaАй бұрын
@@alnik001is the wind random on each hole in the version you played?
@BlackfedoraownerАй бұрын
@@VoraciousPhantasmaread desc.
@VoraciousPhantasmaАй бұрын
@@BlackfedoraownerI don’t play this game so I don’t know the wind rules
@CastaliavtАй бұрын
That Hole 10 shot was by far the craziest shot I've ever seen.
@Thugshaker_thequakerАй бұрын
9:40 showing off rn wow
@Golden_vally1688 күн бұрын
Exactly
@tex6924Ай бұрын
Everyone's talking about holes 10 & 18 but the hole 14 swish is way underrated
@alnik001Ай бұрын
@@tex6924 Nobody noticed hole 6 yet, that was one of the hardest to get
@tex6924Ай бұрын
@alnik001 holy shit I didn't even notice at first, it hits the leaves to slow down on purpose
@nauvir2046Ай бұрын
It was 10, 14, 16 and 18 for me. But then I watched the comment section and the replies here. Now I add 6 to my favorite shots of this video
@Russom5428RussoАй бұрын
These are all the craziest chip-in and hole in one shots I ever seen in Wii Sports Resort history! You’re great at curling your shots.
@alnik001Ай бұрын
Thank you! I tried to make that shots as interesting as possible.
@misteral9045Ай бұрын
This is a tool assisted run.
@aj_style1745Ай бұрын
@@misteral9045 Alnik still did all of the shots. The tool is a mod for choosing which hole to play and setting the starting conditions like the wind (explained in description if you wanna check that). Oh, and also splicing recordings, that might count as a tool. Edit: Wait, it seems like you already know that? I just saw a reply of yours somewhere else. I guess I’ll just leave this reply here anyways, though.
@misteral9045Ай бұрын
@@aj_style1745 Even the most impossible shots are possible with enough practice, tools make that kind of tedious practice a lot more accessible. So while they're still impressive shots, it's not as impressive as grinding for it without tools, and sometimes what makes a shot impressive is not the shot itself but simply the rarity of the shot making it difficult to practice. Edit: I'm also counting the taping a yarning needle to the screen to help aim. Anyone could do that, but it's still a tool outside the game.
@aj_style1745Ай бұрын
@@misteral9045 Fair enough, I agree with all of that.
@viridian-progolferzaruАй бұрын
Nice shots, alnik001! I'm very astonished at the tree hitting shot on hole 10 😂 Btw, thank you for using my strats on hole 14, 16 and 17!
@enisg89669 күн бұрын
If I could turn the TAS on and off and play against my friends. 13:59 they would say: „you’re cheating, that’s not possible“ and I would just say: „you need to check the wind bro“
@pitiotiКүн бұрын
1:26: ooooooh... That's why it was in Germaaaaaan ! This is really impressive to see a perfect Wii Sport Resort game ! You have my full respect !
@JasonWackyАй бұрын
Bro hole 10 was insane!
@AmandeepKaur-dk8pdАй бұрын
Hole 17 was insane
@aboudadoheim4643Ай бұрын
I can’t believe that he actually did it and I have been waiting for almost 15 years to see that kind of thing happening ever since Wii sports resort came out and I can’t believe he got the perfect score that you can possibly get on Wii sports resort 18 holes golf
@misteral9045Ай бұрын
This is a tool assisted run.
@sawgiieАй бұрын
@@misteral9045 I think he does each individual hole legitimately, but he does slice it in between to make it look like a single run
@yukioyamoto3494Ай бұрын
Chip in for Eagle! Chip in for Albatros! Chip in for *ARSENAL BIRD!!* Player gets swarmed by MQ-101 AND ofcourse the usuall "Here's your hole in one you Ass (the german word for Ace)
@gregoryderpwrld111Ай бұрын
I thought this was about Metal Gear and instinctively thought that several Metal Gear Rays started attacking the player *Chip In for Arsenal Gear!*
@su-5755Ай бұрын
Never expected an ace combat reference in a Wii sports resort game. But here we are
@yukioyamoto3494Ай бұрын
@@su-5755 Ace Combat is my most beloved game series to date.
@CaloBrownАй бұрын
After hearing some bad news, this video is a nice way to calm my nerves. You could almost call it ASMR. I enjoyed it.
@BROXBasherАй бұрын
I’m sorry to hear. I hope things get better, dude.
@legosrock1001Ай бұрын
One of the most impressive things I’ve ever seen
@GwafeyTetris8 күн бұрын
"So what did you score?" "29." "NIIIICE! Front nine or back?" "No I played 18."
@jamesmorrison79899 күн бұрын
That bump off the tree on hole 10 is insane. You’re just showing off at that point
@danhatter6823Ай бұрын
0:28 Me when I’m playing golf and I cheat with my epic mind powers
@noesarmiento4621Ай бұрын
I like to imagine that I'm a mii in this universe and I'm witnessing the greatest display of golf, true history in the making.
@noesarmiento4621Ай бұрын
Also Ass.
@S4k1meАй бұрын
十数年経っても開拓されつづけるこのゲームはやっぱ神ゲーなんだろうな
@user-steller_vtuber11 күн бұрын
それな
@FluxxyDoesstuff10 күн бұрын
3:40 broke my edging streak
@julianocc6 күн бұрын
What do you mean by edging?
@OBGuy5 күн бұрын
say what
@mrhalfsaid1389Ай бұрын
Gotta love choosing German specifically for their word of choice when describing a very skilled individual
@e4vn4 күн бұрын
bro you are so good at this game! god bless
@Tatsumaru2005Ай бұрын
Me: Hey, you forgot your putter! TAS: Nah, I'm good
@AJBarba-fyol18 күн бұрын
0:39 star wars ahh ball
@sevensagittarius6759Ай бұрын
The ass caught me way off guard lmfao, great tas
@Dune4915Ай бұрын
It's not a tas, it's a segmented run
@sevensagittarius6759Ай бұрын
ok
@sleepmedicine165Ай бұрын
Hole 10 is wild, well done
@Mewtwomasta18 күн бұрын
I laughed for three straight minutes when the word ass popped on screen
@cobrinaricato1981Ай бұрын
Hole 10 was just a straight up flex to disrespect on poofessure and all his ancestors
@Dieghpes1Ай бұрын
9:27 this was just a flex fr lol
@JediJess13 күн бұрын
I didn't even think albatross was possible on this!
@k-berry8771Ай бұрын
Missed opportunity to name this a "TASS"
@user-zy9if5si5x4 күн бұрын
kono oresamani kateruto omotterunoka HOTOTOGIS!!!
@trailbreaker11Ай бұрын
Amazing stuff to watch! Nicely done man! 🍻
@alnik001Ай бұрын
🍻
@WillowEppАй бұрын
123 yards shot: "Nice chip!"
@AlchemistRLАй бұрын
I’m pleased that you’re not pretending this was a real round 🤣 nuts video, really cool to watch lol 👌
@BlackfedoraownerАй бұрын
Eh it isn’t really one. He said he manipulated the wind with mods.
@AlchemistRLАй бұрын
Yeah did you read my comment? 😂 I’m pleased he’s not pretending that it was real
@BlackfedoraownerАй бұрын
@@AlchemistRL lol how do I miss that. I think I missed a word or something. Anyways have a great day
@AlchemistRLАй бұрын
I thought that must’ve been the case lmao 🤣 you too mate 👍
@Quintendo3849Ай бұрын
Absolutely stunning to watch 100% 🔥 Great video Alnik001.
@simongagneblanchette133Ай бұрын
When hole 3 happened and it said "ASS", I felt that.
@bentrickyАй бұрын
Schlags and Ass? I gotta play me some Wii golf goddamnit.
@enjaded7222Ай бұрын
birdie wing anime golf shots be like
@AwesomeGamerlandАй бұрын
*AwesomeGamerland entered the chat* 👀 Shook 😮
@vincenzofranchelli2201Ай бұрын
Glad to see you didn't get a better score than I did. I also think -43 is perfect
@JTRAINАй бұрын
Amazing shots.
@AustinRanlyАй бұрын
✨ASS✨
@DrPebis2 күн бұрын
Bro decided to trick shot for hole 10
@jahnnygamesАй бұрын
idk who this TAS guy is but you should let him play on ur account more often 😂😂🙏🏽
@mousebreaker1000Ай бұрын
If there was a golf anime it would be like that
@GBASPGamerАй бұрын
Watch Birdie Wing: Golf Girls Story. It's wild.
@BumroyV2Ай бұрын
"Oh, f*ck off!" Me, after every other shot.
@Russom5428RussoАй бұрын
No one was ever able to get a perfect game in one game and now you’ve done it.
@rocket8931Ай бұрын
It does say the Video was cut together in the description.
@alnik001Ай бұрын
This is obviously not a real round played, that would be humanly impossible. It is a segmented round, I recorded each hole on its own and edited it together.
@shimreefАй бұрын
@@alnik001wait why is it humanly impossible?
@alnik001Ай бұрын
@@shimreef Getting a few chip ins per round is already very hard. -30 is the current record, saving one shot more would be already sensational, but 13 shots? Also chances for wind rng to allow that are very low. In Switch Sports Golf it is possible to practice a round with certain winds and even there the record is still 2 shots off the perfect game.
@shimreefАй бұрын
@@alnik001 how many times in video game history has someone said something’s impossible, only for it to eventually be done? It happens constantly
@mr.roboto20919 күн бұрын
I was not ready for "Schlag" 💀
@clamcatfishАй бұрын
These shots so creative. They demonstrates your mastery of the game. It's very impressive!
@02HARMAE3 күн бұрын
“Hey cool TAS” *sees it’s in German* Oh boy
@mariowartortle2628Ай бұрын
this whole video was like “HE CURVED IT?” and “HUH???”
@hotwheelzgamerАй бұрын
Only 13 shots left to save :)
@pro-11-brawlstars68Ай бұрын
Wait this isn’t perfect??
@electricmcpro8814Ай бұрын
@@pro-11-brawlstars68no, this is perfect for normal game standards. if you got a hole in one on every hole, that would result in in a -56(if it is a par 72 course).
@dougneon9550Ай бұрын
@@electricmcpro8814 the limitations of a power meter, had this same problem on NES golf almost 40 years ago
@tcxd1164Ай бұрын
@@pro-11-brawlstars68 This is the theoretical minimum with actual in-game conditions, as far as I'm aware. You *can*, of course, just do a hole-in-one for every hole (there's a video for that, even), but that requires wind hacks to blow the ball in the right direction each time.
@kristianemilkjrgaard53129 күн бұрын
This is the closest thing the west will ever get to seeing Kim Jong-Ill play golf xD
@supersmashburgerАй бұрын
I wish my irl golf game was this good Also, I was not expecting the German name for the 3(?) wood to be S P O O N
@GMKGoji01Ай бұрын
1:27 NO F*KIN' SHOT!🤣
@morgan3392Ай бұрын
Me: "I wonder why it's in German?" The game: "Ass"
@SwedePlaysGames17 күн бұрын
This is some Kim Jong Un level golfing
@e126824Ай бұрын
Hole 1: I could do that… Hole 2: Nevermind 😮
@user-starco0623Ай бұрын
What just happened in hole 10,so incredible
@Yipper64Ай бұрын
This kind of makes me want to see a programed-input TAS, as in the guy just swings and a hole in 1 every hole. Like no set up frames just an instant swing after all the setup is done in a single frame.
@DovonMac1Ай бұрын
I thought it said chicken for albatross lol I was think they are two completely different birds
@SuperMario-vc4ewАй бұрын
0:40 Either the Mii said: "The wind will get it." Or that's not an actual hole and it's a black hole
@nintendofanatic15Ай бұрын
✨ A S S ! ✨
@rohanisya2Ай бұрын
I have never seen that shot on hole 18 before, insane stuff
@bixielikesbloonsАй бұрын
Such a beautiful language
@user-gq8oi9ee7wАй бұрын
1:28 someone needs to make a meme of that
@TrueHitoare25 күн бұрын
I can't believe you got an ass with a spoon on hole 8! 7:05
@skeepodoop5197Ай бұрын
I now understand why its in German lmao.
@PhilMonk-zg1oi17 күн бұрын
Wii Sports my Ass, this is film of Kim Jong-Un!
@Volvoman90Ай бұрын
Today I learnt the German word for hit is Schlag :D
@apdj94Ай бұрын
TIL a fairway driver is Spoon in German
@Nate-Dawg921Ай бұрын
And in German, "ass" is "hole-in-one".😂
@bacon.cheesecake26 күн бұрын
39% Hole in one rate, about a thousand times better than a professional golfer
@enriquetorres-duque6802Ай бұрын
Bro, hole 10 was just insulting lmao
@clementdubet635313 күн бұрын
"ASS" My favorite part
@blgmonster163113 күн бұрын
The tree shot 😮what in the world
@Sir_Uncle_NedАй бұрын
Tiger Woods, eat your heart out
@DylanPtheGamerАй бұрын
14:38 - makes a shortcut from the out of bounds area and chips in for a hole in one on a par 4!