Wii Sports Resort Golf - The Perfect Game [-43]

[@ItsMoorbinTime]

I was thinking "I wonder why German is the most optimal language to play with". Then one and a half minutes in, it was obvious.

[@SuperBox_Ray]

Ass

[@Sangerx]

Don't forget 'Schlag'

[@FishyBusiness-ms5tv]

jschlag

[@BurnSchulz]

The german word Ass is what would be Ace in english. The highest card in Poker Still weird af that its called that instead of just hole in one.. Every german knows what a hole in one is

[@av8tion]

yeah... but that shot was pretty ass tho...

[@hojojenks]

Wii sports Germany be like: “Yeah I just got an ass on Schlong 2”

[@AlbySilly]

I love getting hole in ones after my 2nd stroke

[@plumjet09]

Schlag* There, I ruined the joke.

[@-the_lumberjack-]

If you think of it as a riff on Shlatt it’s still funny.

[@peetah_gryffyn]

look me in the eyes and say "Weiderholung" without laughing

[@randopep3943]

Ja, jetzt ich am Schlag 2 ein Ass bekommen

[@Max35P]

i just realized how incredibly funny it must be getting a hole in one and then just seeing this fancy text saying "ass" as a non german speaker

[@marrubium8559]

As a non-german speaker, it's hilarious.

[@gregoryderpwrld111]

But why does it say ass? How does that translate into something about a hole in one?

[@Max35P]

@@gregoryderpwrld111 well ass translates to ace but i think they chose it because they didnt want to make a literal word by word translation of "hole in one" because that would just sound really weird in german so ace fits pretty good too

[@gregoryderpwrld111]

@@Max35P Oh ass rank

[@kringlemaster]

@@Max35Poh interesting. Also nice pfp. 35P forever brother.

[@yeetyfreety6938]

Amazing that you can literally play perfectly and the game still calls you ass

[@SuperBox_Ray]

Gotta love wii sports German

[@GamingFreeak]

Nah fam, they're getting a lot of ass

[@Ez_guy-cq6kt]

Maybe its in a nice way

[@daveslamjam]

in german, it means "ace," but that's much less funny

[@trollverse171]

Truly the German experience

[@brown56765]

"Bro, you're Ass at German Wii Golf" "Thanks, Bro!"

[@ArmandM24]

😂

[@acannoli8287]

I never realized just how good the sound design in this game is. The drum fills and little grooves on the transition screens sound sooo good.

[@taylor63664]

Compare that to modern day UI. We have heavily downgraded. Destroy minimalism. Bring back frutiger aero.

[@Joshy-]

​@@taylor63664we're talking about sound design, not graphical design. the sound has nothing to do with frutiger aero

[@Funpz]

​@@Joshy-yeah but like nvm not commenting

[@Grassilac]

@@Joshy-I wouldn't say it has nothing to do with it. Both sound and visual design were created hand in hand. Frutiger aero describes the visual design but also invokes the corresponding style of visual design

[@NSS_isuc]

These red bar curve shots are actually wild

[@turquoisekrayon2215]

imagine hole 14 in real life, some guy goes dod with both feet in the bunker and just dunks an uphill albatross

[@coachmcguirk6297]

Using a driver off the deck while standing like 3 feet below the ball. He'd have to swing that like a baseball bat in real life.

[@harrisonmoore3841]

Even the camera didn't expect it

[@Ty_Bugz]

@@harrisonmoore3841😂😂 yea that is NUTS😂

[@eldersedai870]

As someone who knows nothing about golf, this sentence made me have a stroke.

[@phineas81707]

@@eldersedai870 Did you get it in the hole?

[@UofU10]

Off the tree trunk trick shot is just plain NASTY 🔥

[@waaaluigi]

I just said GTFO as soon as I saw it hit the tree

[@ITSMANATIME]

Hole 10. Hole 12 has bonk on cliff.

[@GibusWearingMann]

Oh that's why it's in German

[@serenitymoon4432]

Screen: ASS Voiced line: Hole in one! Me: I mean, yeah, I guess there is

[@tysoncook5152]

bwahaha

[@steve_broxi]

Poofesure is screaming right about now

[@squiffurthewolf6276]

wow a wii sports video, im obligated to mention poofesure

[@internallyinteral]

Yes you are​@@squiffurthewolf6276

[@certifiedidiot0]

yes exactly

[@steve_broxi]

@@squiffurthewolf6276 exactly, because loud = funny to the world now ig

[@pret8862]

literally nobody asked

[@andrescube64]

Those trick shots in some of these holes are incredible. That hole 10 shot blew my mind

[@meme_man1023]

1:27 ASS!

[@dinysk8]

That's ace in German

[@dolphinhat]

Damnit you beat me to it

[@timmymullen6129]

@@dinysk8no it’s not

[@dinysk8]

@@timmymullen6129 set your Wii to German and get a hole in one

[@dinysk8]

@@timmymullen6129 in Germany, they call a hole in one an ass which roughly translates to ace in English.

[@pokemonsuper9]

"For this video I spliced the clips of each hole together and edited the score inbetween to make it look like an actual round of WSR Golf. So technically it is more a Splice than a TAS." This is called a Segmented Run btw

[@alnik001]

@@pokemonsuper9 thanks, I will update this 👍🏼

[@runed0s86]

​TAS is when you use a tool, usually a computer program, to emulate all of the game inputs. Tool Assisted Speedrun ​@@alnik001 Multi-segment runs are not allowed to have edits if you're gonna submit them. Upload an unedited version, cut, to that speed run website, and you might get a record!

[@mikejameson7678]

​@@alnik001 Yeah, for the record, a TAS is usually inhumanly fast, too. Not that this isn't impressive - it is. But I think you could've cut down on the aiming part of the "TAS". Nice video, regardless.

[@wrynwagner9436]

Ok i thought it was really weird how long this TAS was taking to line up the shots, but THEN realized this is NOT a TAS!?!? GZ!

[@cowcat8124]

"Nice Chip for Eagle" is a good band name

[@horaciogonzalez4284]

Me, as I offer a tortilla chip to a huge bird of prey.

[@Beef6969]

JEEZ BRO THE 10 AND 18 SHOT AND ALL THE OTHER CURVED SHOTS ARE ACTUALLY CRAZY WTF

[@neobahumut707]

Mario golf player for sure

[@Exilodis]

I can't help but think about the designs of some of the "extravagant" holes and just ask myself, "Who tF is conducting the maintenance on these holes?" Also imagine someone IRL just pulls off a shot like hole 10. "Ayo, check this out" bounces the ball of a tree and chips it, lol

[@DiegoRuiz1991]

If you've ever held a golf club in your hands, there's nothing crazier than the uphill shot from like 200yds away with the dude waist-deep in the bunker. That shit is borderline unhittable IRL, you'd have to go leftie or just waste a shot with whatever club so you can move out and actually do a remotely-decent approach.

[@roro2.00]

Front 9: these shots are really good! Back 9: okay now youre just showing off 😂

[@mediumsizedmammal]

Ball: *entirely misses the hole* Also ball: "Nah, Imma do my own thing"

[@sage5296]

Damn I just assumed this was a TAS, the fact that you did all the inputs yourself so perfectly is wild. Each of those holes is pretty impressive just on their own regardless of how many attempts it took!

[@radicallarry1006]

Just watched a guy drive an ass with his schlag for almost 20 minutes...

[@ChickenScratch]

I wish you could get a hole in one on all holes. A -54 would be awesome. Truly perfect

[@alnik001]

There is video like this by "tendog" for the og Wii Sports, he worked with wind hacks to make it work.

[@SkateClipsAndTips]

I knew it wasn't possible to get hole in ones on all the holes legit

[@VoraciousPhantasma]

@@alnik001is the wind random on each hole in the version you played?

[@Blackfedoraowner]

@@VoraciousPhantasmaread desc.

[@VoraciousPhantasma]

@@BlackfedoraownerI don’t play this game so I don’t know the wind rules

[@Castaliavt]

That Hole 10 shot was by far the craziest shot I've ever seen.

[@Thugshaker_thequaker]

9:40 showing off rn wow

[@Golden_vally168]

Exactly

[@tex6924]

Everyone's talking about holes 10 & 18 but the hole 14 swish is way underrated

[@alnik001]

@@tex6924 Nobody noticed hole 6 yet, that was one of the hardest to get

[@tex6924]

​@alnik001 holy shit I didn't even notice at first, it hits the leaves to slow down on purpose

[@nauvir2046]

It was 10, 14, 16 and 18 for me. But then I watched the comment section and the replies here. Now I add 6 to my favorite shots of this video

[@Russom5428Russo]

These are all the craziest chip-in and hole in one shots I ever seen in Wii Sports Resort history! You’re great at curling your shots.

[@alnik001]

Thank you! I tried to make that shots as interesting as possible.

[@misteral9045]

This is a tool assisted run.

[@aj_style1745]

⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@misteral9045 Alnik still did all of the shots. The tool is a mod for choosing which hole to play and setting the starting conditions like the wind (explained in description if you wanna check that). Oh, and also splicing recordings, that might count as a tool. Edit: Wait, it seems like you already know that? I just saw a reply of yours somewhere else. I guess I’ll just leave this reply here anyways, though.

[@misteral9045]

@@aj_style1745 Even the most impossible shots are possible with enough practice, tools make that kind of tedious practice a lot more accessible. So while they're still impressive shots, it's not as impressive as grinding for it without tools, and sometimes what makes a shot impressive is not the shot itself but simply the rarity of the shot making it difficult to practice. Edit: I'm also counting the taping a yarning needle to the screen to help aim. Anyone could do that, but it's still a tool outside the game.

[@aj_style1745]

@@misteral9045 Fair enough, I agree with all of that.

[@viridian-progolferzaru]

Nice shots, alnik001! I'm very astonished at the tree hitting shot on hole 10 😂 Btw, thank you for using my strats on hole 14, 16 and 17!

[@enisg8966]

If I could turn the TAS on and off and play against my friends. 13:59 they would say: „you’re cheating, that’s not possible“ and I would just say: „you need to check the wind bro“

[@pitioti]

1:26: ooooooh... That's why it was in Germaaaaaan ! This is really impressive to see a perfect Wii Sport Resort game ! You have my full respect !

[@JasonWacky]

Bro hole 10 was insane!

[@AmandeepKaur-dk8pd]

Hole 17 was insane

[@aboudadoheim4643]

I can’t believe that he actually did it and I have been waiting for almost 15 years to see that kind of thing happening ever since Wii sports resort came out and I can’t believe he got the perfect score that you can possibly get on Wii sports resort 18 holes golf

[@misteral9045]

This is a tool assisted run.

[@sawgiie]

@@misteral9045 I think he does each individual hole legitimately, but he does slice it in between to make it look like a single run

[@yukioyamoto3494]

Chip in for Eagle! Chip in for Albatros! Chip in for *ARSENAL BIRD!!* Player gets swarmed by MQ-101 AND ofcourse the usuall "Here's your hole in one you Ass (the german word for Ace)

[@gregoryderpwrld111]

I thought this was about Metal Gear and instinctively thought that several Metal Gear Rays started attacking the player *Chip In for Arsenal Gear!*

[@su-5755]

Never expected an ace combat reference in a Wii sports resort game. But here we are

[@yukioyamoto3494]

@@su-5755 Ace Combat is my most beloved game series to date.

[@CaloBrown]

After hearing some bad news, this video is a nice way to calm my nerves. You could almost call it ASMR. I enjoyed it.

[@BROXBasher]

I’m sorry to hear. I hope things get better, dude.

[@legosrock1001]

One of the most impressive things I’ve ever seen

[@GwafeyTetris]

"So what did you score?" "29." "NIIIICE! Front nine or back?" "No I played 18."

[@jamesmorrison7989]

That bump off the tree on hole 10 is insane. You’re just showing off at that point

[@danhatter6823]

0:28 Me when I’m playing golf and I cheat with my epic mind powers

[@noesarmiento4621]

I like to imagine that I'm a mii in this universe and I'm witnessing the greatest display of golf, true history in the making.

[@noesarmiento4621]

Also Ass.

[@S4k1me]

十数年経っても開拓されつづけるこのゲームはやっぱ神ゲーなんだろうな

[@user-steller_vtuber]

それな

[@FluxxyDoesstuff]

3:40 broke my edging streak

[@julianocc]

What do you mean by edging?

[@OBGuy]

say what

[@mrhalfsaid1389]

Gotta love choosing German specifically for their word of choice when describing a very skilled individual

[@e4vn]

bro you are so good at this game! god bless

[@Tatsumaru2005]

Me: Hey, you forgot your putter! TAS: Nah, I'm good

[@AJBarba-fyol]

0:39 star wars ahh ball

[@sevensagittarius6759]

The ass caught me way off guard lmfao, great tas

[@Dune4915]

It's not a tas, it's a segmented run

[@sevensagittarius6759]

ok

[@sleepmedicine165]

Hole 10 is wild, well done

[@Mewtwomasta]

I laughed for three straight minutes when the word ass popped on screen

[@cobrinaricato1981]

Hole 10 was just a straight up flex to disrespect on poofessure and all his ancestors

[@Dieghpes1]

9:27 this was just a flex fr lol

[@JediJess1]

I didn't even think albatross was possible on this!

[@k-berry8771]

Missed opportunity to name this a "TASS"

[@user-zy9if5si5x]

kono oresamani kateruto omotterunoka HOTOTOGIS!!!

[@trailbreaker11]

Amazing stuff to watch! Nicely done man! 🍻

[@alnik001]

🍻

[@WillowEpp]

123 yards shot: "Nice chip!"

[@AlchemistRL]

I’m pleased that you’re not pretending this was a real round 🤣 nuts video, really cool to watch lol 👌

[@Blackfedoraowner]

Eh it isn’t really one. He said he manipulated the wind with mods.

[@AlchemistRL]

Yeah did you read my comment? 😂 I’m pleased he’s not pretending that it was real

[@Blackfedoraowner]

@@AlchemistRL lol how do I miss that. I think I missed a word or something. Anyways have a great day

[@AlchemistRL]

I thought that must’ve been the case lmao 🤣 you too mate 👍

[@Quintendo3849]

Absolutely stunning to watch 100% 🔥 Great video Alnik001.

[@simongagneblanchette133]

When hole 3 happened and it said "ASS", I felt that.

[@bentricky]

Schlags and Ass? I gotta play me some Wii golf goddamnit.

[@enjaded7222]

birdie wing anime golf shots be like

[@AwesomeGamerland]

*AwesomeGamerland entered the chat* 👀 Shook 😮

[@vincenzofranchelli2201]

Glad to see you didn't get a better score than I did. I also think -43 is perfect

[@JTRAIN]

Amazing shots.

[@AustinRanly]

✨ASS✨

[@DrPebis]

Bro decided to trick shot for hole 10

[@jahnnygames]

idk who this TAS guy is but you should let him play on ur account more often 😂😂🙏🏽

[@mousebreaker1000]

If there was a golf anime it would be like that

[@GBASPGamer]

Watch Birdie Wing: Golf Girls Story. It's wild.

[@BumroyV2]

"Oh, f*ck off!" Me, after every other shot.

[@Russom5428Russo]

No one was ever able to get a perfect game in one game and now you’ve done it.

[@rocket8931]

It does say the Video was cut together in the description.

[@alnik001]

This is obviously not a real round played, that would be humanly impossible. It is a segmented round, I recorded each hole on its own and edited it together.

[@shimreef]

@@alnik001wait why is it humanly impossible?

[@alnik001]

@@shimreef Getting a few chip ins per round is already very hard. -30 is the current record, saving one shot more would be already sensational, but 13 shots? Also chances for wind rng to allow that are very low. In Switch Sports Golf it is possible to practice a round with certain winds and even there the record is still 2 shots off the perfect game.

[@shimreef]

@@alnik001 how many times in video game history has someone said something’s impossible, only for it to eventually be done? It happens constantly

[@mr.roboto209]

I was not ready for "Schlag" 💀

[@clamcatfish]

These shots so creative. They demonstrates your mastery of the game. It's very impressive!

[@02HARMAE]

“Hey cool TAS” *sees it’s in German* Oh boy

[@mariowartortle2628]

this whole video was like “HE CURVED IT?” and “HUH???”

[@hotwheelzgamer]

Only 13 shots left to save :)

[@pro-11-brawlstars68]

Wait this isn’t perfect??

[@electricmcpro8814]

@@pro-11-brawlstars68no, this is perfect for normal game standards. if you got a hole in one on every hole, that would result in in a -56(if it is a par 72 course).

[@dougneon9550]

​@@electricmcpro8814 the limitations of a power meter, had this same problem on NES golf almost 40 years ago

[@tcxd1164]

​@@pro-11-brawlstars68 This is the theoretical minimum with actual in-game conditions, as far as I'm aware. You *can*, of course, just do a hole-in-one for every hole (there's a video for that, even), but that requires wind hacks to blow the ball in the right direction each time.

[@kristianemilkjrgaard531]

This is the closest thing the west will ever get to seeing Kim Jong-Ill play golf xD

[@supersmashburger]

I wish my irl golf game was this good Also, I was not expecting the German name for the 3(?) wood to be S P O O N

[@GMKGoji01]

1:27 NO F*KIN' SHOT!🤣

[@morgan3392]

Me: "I wonder why it's in German?" The game: "Ass"

[@SwedePlaysGames]

This is some Kim Jong Un level golfing

[@e126824]

Hole 1: I could do that… Hole 2: Nevermind 😮

[@user-starco0623]

What just happened in hole 10,so incredible

[@Yipper64]

This kind of makes me want to see a programed-input TAS, as in the guy just swings and a hole in 1 every hole. Like no set up frames just an instant swing after all the setup is done in a single frame.

[@DovonMac1]

I thought it said chicken for albatross lol I was think they are two completely different birds

[@SuperMario-vc4ew]

0:40 Either the Mii said: "The wind will get it." Or that's not an actual hole and it's a black hole

[@nintendofanatic15]

✨ A S S ! ✨

[@rohanisya2]

I have never seen that shot on hole 18 before, insane stuff

[@bixielikesbloons]

Such a beautiful language

[@user-gq8oi9ee7w]

1:28 someone needs to make a meme of that

[@TrueHitoare]

I can't believe you got an ass with a spoon on hole 8! 7:05

[@skeepodoop5197]

I now understand why its in German lmao.

[@PhilMonk-zg1oi]

Wii Sports my Ass, this is film of Kim Jong-Un!

[@Volvoman90]

Today I learnt the German word for hit is Schlag :D

[@apdj94]

TIL a fairway driver is Spoon in German

[@Nate-Dawg921]

And in German, "ass" is "hole-in-one".😂

[@bacon.cheesecake]

39% Hole in one rate, about a thousand times better than a professional golfer

[@enriquetorres-duque6802]

Bro, hole 10 was just insulting lmao

[@clementdubet6353]

"ASS" My favorite part

[@blgmonster1631]

The tree shot 😮what in the world

[@Sir_Uncle_Ned]

Tiger Woods, eat your heart out

[@DylanPtheGamer]

14:38 - makes a shortcut from the out of bounds area and chips in for a hole in one on a par 4!