9 Minutes of Dr. Zoidberg being The Best Character on Futurama

[@zakbax7259]

"Zoidberg, you're an inhuman monster!" "What are you, my driver's license?"

[@MasterArchfiend]

The fact that he has one is an underrated win for him.

[@samuellasky7771]

Something I only noticed from watching this video is that Professor Farnsworth and Hermes are the only ones who actually says "Doctor Zoidberg" regularly, nobody else respects him enough to call him Doctor.

[@andrefasching1332]

They scrapped that in the new season. If i remember correctly Farnsworth refers to him as "Crabthing" in the german version. The episodes are surprisingly well made, im just still not sure if they managed to catch what made the OG show so good

[@arthurmartin4616]

@@andrefasching1332 Agreed. The first episode felt more like an ad than anything.

[@justincase3230]

Hermes doesn't respect him he's just a stickler for titles lol

[@outlawedmedia4336]

Actually they do. Leela calls him 'doctor Zoidberg' when her eye was damaged from elzar, AND again on that episode where Leela was fishing with a harpoon and she caught zoidberg.

[@statinskill]

Hermes absolutely hates Dr. Zoidberg, Farnsworth and Zoidberg share a secret. Nobody respects him as a medical doctor, which he doesn't even claim to be ("Dr. Zoidberg" - a medical corporation).

[@diamondking3785]

Favorite moments. 4:18 "And I'll go with... uh..." "Screwed again, my friend!" 4:54 "My names isn't slick... It's Zoidburg... JOHN F'ING ZOIDBURG!!"

[@arthurmartin4616]

He really is one of the best characters

[@thomasworthy8255]

"who needs courage when you have a gun!"

[@joshuagoforth1658]

That made me cry laughing 😂

[@garymcgaryson5039]

America

[@goatcheeseguru7976]

👁️👄👁️

[@justwannawatchyoutubegeez2381]

It takes courage to choose to stand against evil and tyranny and draw your gun. Courage to be ready to do what you’ve prepared for by arming yourself. But you can never fully prepare yourself to potentially kill another human being over their stupidity to force you into that situation. It takes a lot of courage to risk your future on making the right choices in the situations. If you’ve got a gun and no courage your at a huge disadvantage And a bell of a lot of courage to choose when to counter ambush the threat.

[@MariktheGunslinger]

​@@justwannawatchyoutubegeez2381 I just wanna watch KZbin, jeez.

[@Rose-yx6jq]

"God it's Zoidburg, I hate to bother you." *Big bag of money* "Fine fine I'll shut up." He's so polite.

[@rabbidguarddog]

Fr 😂

[@MobolajiE]

3:19

[@ukaszmozejko9984]

That moment of realization you grew up to become Zoidberg...

[@redacted2275]

But I can't even change my skin... :~

[@andrefasching1332]

just applied for an engineering position im not in the slightest bit sure i qualify for il just said yes to everything they showed me and tried to be as likable as possible. I felt very zoidbergy doing so but i hope il find some friends there. Embrace zoidbergian applications.

[@frimi8593]

ukaszmozejko9984, I want you to answer completely honestly to the best of your ability. How many patients have you killed?

[@sdgdhpmbp]

Yeah... but at least I'm not killing anyone with my incompetence... directly.

[@DaFro3713]

But I didn’t turn into a zoidb…awwwwww.

[@lordrynogaming1553]

I do hope we see more of zoidburg's girlfriend. The man deserved a win and it would be bs to take that from him

[@megabubfish]

Facts. That, more than anything, was why I was happy letting Futurama never come back. The character I liked the most got his happily ever after; what more is there to be done?

[@Taijifufu]

You don't think the character was contrived to force a happy ending?

[@megabubfish]

@@Taijifufu Yes, and? It's Futurama, a 22-minute comedy from the same people that made the Simpsons. You're in the wrong place if you want something not stupid and contrived. That being said, giving him a happily ever after was very satisfying after him being shit on for a decade worth of episodes, and it made it feel like a worthy ending to the show.

[@andrefasching1332]

​@@Taijifufumf does not understand that you sometimes just randomly meet a fitting person.

[@peytonreed937]

Honestly, with how much things changed, I think they could still tell more stories.

[@SirFiggleDookieIV]

"Stomach contents, one deviled egg" "Deviled egg?" *Devours it* "The same deviled egg" got me to lol

[@ashessakura7518]

This part is hysterical to me 😂

[@DarkLink1996.]

Got through the rest of it just fine, but that one killed me

[@TimBurtonPrincess]

Truman: "Now, what's your mission? Are you planning to make some kind of alien human hybrid?" Zoidberg: "Are you coming on to me?" Truman: "I take exception to that!" Zoidberg: "I'm not hearing a no!" Gets me every time

[@jameseglavin4]

“I’m not hearing a noooo” easily the best exchange

[@mrjonny9442]

really shows Zoidberg is so desperate for friends, he's willing to go gay if it means finally getting any.

[@jameseglavin4]

@ wouldn’t even be gay for him, just doing a solid for a good bro lol

[@LordJord001]

It makes sense that Nogla used a zoidberg character model in gmod for years. They're so alike in personality that it's scary.

[@DavisPickle2004]

They should have Nogla voice Zoidberg seriously. 😂

[@etherealbladerx8153]

😂 "Mhm"

[@DavisPickle2004]

@@etherealbladerx8153 You got me Lobster?

[@arbknight12]

Professor: “I want you to kill me!” Zoidberg: “Alright, give me the knife.”

[@totallytravicious]

I know this is a zoidber video but I laugh every time at "if you come in peace, surrender or be destroyed. If you're here to make war, we surrender."

[@Fluxquark]

Reminds me of Rome: Total War where the AI would sometimes send a diplomat to tell you: "Please do not attack. Accept or we will attack."

[@JS-rv3et]

​@Fluxquark well I mean if you find another tribe and they refuse to coexist only option is to eliminate the threat before they eliminate you

[@arthurmartin4616]

Not sure if you meant the zoidberg typo

[@Talia.777]

@@Fluxquark 🤣😂

[@RedFloyd469]

@@Fluxquark yeah that one actually completely makes sense. It's a silly way to say "Keep your armies away from our borders at all times, and our nations can co-exist peacefully. Cross that line, however, and we will destroy you root and stem." Romans didn't fuck around, man.

[@manickitty2783]

One of my all time favorite lines from Zoidberg is "The President is gagging on my gas bladder.What an honor!" Never fails to make me howl with laughter.

[@APAMVs]

I like how in that scene, fry looks at Zoidberg like: aww you goofball

[@ryanwebb309]

What episode is it from, though?

[@manickitty2783]

@@ryanwebb309 “Roswell that ends well”

[@kyaradragonhunter2268]

"Zoidberg you are an inhuman monster!" "What are you, my drivers license?" Had me in tears

[@long_chin_man]

3:43 i love how the thing almost pulls off a plausible zoidberg impression, then zoidberg says "is it me, maybe?" and the thing realises its been out-done and immediately reveals itsself lol

[@LuminLuxLight]

I can never see Zoideberg again without thinking it’s Nogla

[@unlawfulcoconut7291]

“You got me lobster?” ……mhmm!

[@reddopes5728]

also they sound so similar lol

[@testedguy]

Rightt! I love them both

[@mexico7721]

Yes

[@jedricbarlow3940]

*”My name isn’t slick. It’s Zoidberg. John F*cking Zoidgerg”*

[@patrik9328]

"My name isnt Slick, its Zoidberg. John *bleep* Zoidberg!! Aaarghh!!!"

[@jmc_model16]

4:59 JOHN FUCKING ZOIDBERG🦞

[@ShockRox]

"Fry, u go with Bender. Amy, with Leela. And I go with, uh..." "Screwed again, my friend!"

[@Kinzoku_jp]

2:39, 0:31 looking straight on at zoidberg's face is always hilarious

[@robertdonahue3776]

I can’t believe they didn’t put in my favorite scene from Roswell That Ends Well. Zoidberg: “What’s this? A Buffet, oh if only I had my wallet with me.” General: “Um, it’s free.” Zoidberg: “Whaaaaaauugh!” *loud noises of tables and food being thrown and consumed, then a moment of silence before slamming onto the window sucking the grease that lanes on window*

[@capuchin334]

5:51 dang zoidberg going crazy with them gun tricks

[@spacecore94]

“Zoidbergs are social creatures, they prefer to hunt with friends”

[@cheezemonkeyeater]

The delivery on "I'm not hearing a no," gets me every time.

[@StrangerForever85]

For that last scene, I was kind of hoping it would also show when she dumped Zoidberg. If you haven’t seen Stench and Stenchibilities, she gets a job as a garbage truck driver and dumps Zoidberg’s dumpster; he ends up in the cab with her and they drive off together.

[@alyssagriffin9180]

Is she in the new season? Zoidberg deserves happiness and unconditional love!

[@StrangerForever85]

@@alyssagriffin9180 , no idea. Haven't watched it yet.

[@Asahamana]

I hated that episode felt so forced to me 😄

[@dietznutz1]

​@alyssagriffin9180 not yet she isn't, they better not just cut her out

[@andrefasching1332]

​@@dietznutz1agree. She is possibly the best newly introduced characters. Way better than Cubert at least. But a gut feeling tells me they decided to ignore anything about Zoidberg and just turned him into funny crab man.

[@Phantomx1989]

8:33 Only time Bender was intimidated by Zoidberg

[@tacticalassaultanteater9678]

Zoidberg was the only Futurama character who was ever allowed to properly swear, and I think that's perfect. Correction: clamps also swears once. Is this a privilege reserved for characters that have reversible thumbs?

[@ciel1083]

Both have claws

[@tacticalassaultanteater9678]

@@ciel1083 Are clamps claws? Doesn't a claw have to be pointy?

[@earthball2024]

​@@tacticalassaultanteater9678no. A claw does not have to be pointy. If it did lots of crabs would not have claws.

[@vksasdgaming9472]

​@@earthball2024John Zoidberg does not have claws. He has crustacean pincers known as chelae.

[@MatthewChristianMurray]

*revoisable clamps

[@shadowpuppet8192]

I was hoping to see the scene where he walks in on a feast, he gets excited, then gets sad cause he doesn't have his wallet. The general: Uh.. It's free. Zoidberg: *screeches innexcitement* the proceeds to devour everything.

[@RossTheNinja]

You still have zoidberg. You all still have zoidberg.

[@This.funny_guy-4077]

1:01 Bender : my dreams and glory died before they even began Dr zoidberg : welcome to life 😀ohohoh😭

[@jeffbrehove2614]

"Everyone we invited is here". "Also Zoidberg"

[@justusgood5065]

"Zoidberg you're an inhuman monster." "What are you my drivers license?"

[@zakbax7259]

"Now pick a mouth, open it and say 'የሎብስተር ጥፍሮች.'" "Uhh…እናትህ ቆሻሻ ነች?" "What?! My mother was a saint! GET OUT!"

[@thetophatnerd2664]

The translation to English just makes it even better (Also where did you get that text?)

[@zakbax7259]

It’s Amharic, a language from Ethiopia. I chose it just because it looks a lot like alien writing, I’m sure I’m not the only one who thought that when I first saw it

[@TactileCoder]

As an Ethiopian I read it without thinking 😂

[@abbas-aliibnmohammadal-nam929]

​@@TactileCoderlove to Ethiopia from Russia

[@crazyguy32100]

"JOHN F#@*ING ZOIDBERG!"

[@mintakamothkind]

Amy: "There's lots of great places to meet people" Hermes: "The Federal Sex Bureau!" Bender: "A saucy puppet show!" Zoidberg: "The rotting carcass of a whale."

[@Starlightglitter66]

Zoidberg is a punching bag character done right. Hell this show doesn’t treat Zoidberg as just a joke and that’s why futurama is better than shows than family guy, and the Simpsons.

[@OS_Fullmetal]

Me at the end of this video. 4:35

[@owo5002]

Me too 😂😂😂 And 6:36

[@researcherchameleon4602]

When he is being disected in Roswell, he says he has 4 hearts as they remove one, later, when bender is going to marry calculon, he says he has 3 hearts, and in Bender’s game, he has 2 hearts, he is down to his last heart

[@dorourke105]

"are you coming on to me?" 🤣🤣

[@SamuelBlack84]

"I'm not hearing a no" 😏

[@randomperson-hw6xb]

"i always forget about the bones"

[@reese_zero3437]

Doctor: “Stomach contents: one deviled egg.” Zoidberg: “Deviled egg??” *chows down on the egg* Doctor: “The same deviled egg.”

[@lesewing]

Just a bit later: "Hey, don't do that! I need that to speak!" Scientists proceed to cut faster.

[@BiassedMarrow24]

6:34 has me wheezing

[@leyrua]

6:25 this moment made me laugh. She's powering through with sheer SPITE.

[@74rob69]

"I'm not hearing a nooo". I use this line...often.

[@gabrielplayz8647]

4:27 I relate with zoidberg the most here. (Usually with meat except fish. I also happen to like eating pizza)

[@notimeleft1]

After all the crap Zoidberg has been through, he gets an ending that I didn’t expect.

[@FernandoCrepaldi-m9d]

"Its all so complicated with the fllwers and the lies upon lies"

[@friedchipmunk]

Nice of you to put 2 clips from the new season in this vid! I’m glad there are some funny moments in this reboot so far

[@TurboMMaster]

Zoidberg is so relatable for me.

[@joshuagoforth1658]

1:01-1:09 me just yesterday 😂 and now everything is wonderful life can change in an instant

[@renranger2135]

7:24 Ah, remember when Zoidberg had teeth? Good times.

[@disneyfan9134]

0:29 I would have loved to hear Zoidberg do an evil laugh. I’d pay good money to hear Billy West do an evil laugh as Zoidberg. That would be hilarious.😅😅

[@redshot5403]

7:36 lol either Zoidberg is talking about his aunt or his mother was a saint even if he never met her

[@thewackerly]

Zoidberg staring the gang down as he cuts the pizza *chef's kiss*

[@claywest9528]

Stench and Stenchability, where Zoidberg ends up with the flower girl, is really just a parody of Charlie Chaplin's "City Lights" except the girl has no sense of smell, instead of being blind.

[@Taijifufu]

You still have Zoidberg. You *ALL* still have Zoidberg!!😠👉

[@jordanriederer1518]

3:10 is literally the funniest thing ive ever seen oh my goddddddddd

[@SanchoPanza-m8m]

It's damned funny, but you're evidently pretty young. 😀

[@joshuagoforth1658]

Also 4:20-4:23 my favorite zoidberg line 😂

[@cassandraevermore8123]

Screwed again my friend! XDDD

[@joshuagoforth1658]

@@cassandraevermore8123 ikr 😂

[@superluigibrosanimations6086]

2:57 im not hearing a no...

[@RE1GNITED]

I know zoidberg's secret identity, It's.... NOGLA!

[@Jamie_06]

3:14 Sounds like a NASCAR stock car

[@FOSSMANJosh]

Zoidberg is my favorite character And he's an underrated character

[@Sweet_Z_Official]

7:24 When you go to a Japanese hospital.

[@redshot5403]

4:54 my favorite Zoidberg moment

[@Lord.1337-7]

7:23 "What?! My mother was a saint!" 🤣

[@claymenefee6999]

Zoidburg will always be my favorite.

[@The-Gentleman-Ender]

That thumbnail is oddly terrifying imagine seeing that in the dark or running towards you full sprint I genuinely think that would be worse than some horror movies I’ve seen I don’t know wether it’s the smile or the eyes

[@ayi1705]

i like how they made nogla a cartoon charecter

[@AwoogusTF2]

“WHAT?!” “SUPERMODEEL!!”

[@Just_Dino-ks4vc]

Most badass zoidberg momment 4:46

[@SpadesNeil]

Fry was right about the anchovies. Nobody likes them at first. But they do grow on you. Anchovies and pepperoni is bliss.

[@Rose-yx6jq]

I'll take your word for it.

[@heathergerbyshak4078]

Just spent an evening making tomato and anchovy pasta. After the first bowlful, I fed it to the garbage disposal.

[@SanchoPanza-m8m]

Fungus also grows on you. No thanks.

[@mmurph617]

You can keep it

[@zekenotech]

If Zoidberg was actually a good human Doctor, he would be the most lovable and endearing character in animation.

[@Rockoutloud345]

"You're a big inhuman moster!" "What are you, my drivers license?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@headrockbeats]

Awwww, you hit Zoidberg's second line from his first appearance, but not the first which is better! *Zoidberg:* "Now, open your mouth and let's take a look at that brain." *Fry:* *Zoidberg:* "No, no, no, not that mouth." *Fry:* "I only have one." *Zoidberg:* "REALLY?"

[@brockragni1053]

0:25 I like Dr. Zoidberg's positivity.

[@Sprattelwatten]

Zoidberg's death stare

[@Skynetbear]

6:47 Fry. How the Hell did you understand what that meant for you?

[@arthurmartin4616]

In that last scene, it's nice Zoidberg was able to find someone. Even if it was temporary.

[@krispytf2]

“Hahahahh” “What is that?!” “I don’t know but it’s infectious! Hahahahaha!”

[@ArchLegoFilms_]

He is so cute ❤️🥺

[@dillonkinder9296]

Dr. Zoidberg: Are you come on to me? I’m not hearing a no?

[@redshot5403]

Lol that zoidberg

[@linkin2190]

All I see is Nogla when I see zoidberg

[@liborohanka5010]

I would include scene where Zoidburg use money he got from state to create dinner for homeless and invites everyone to it, even people who were mean to him before, like Mom. (And she accepted, free meal is free meal)

[@Luke-ky5ed]

7:14 I don’t remember this scene. Which episode?

[@lukeshiel3]

"The Impossible Stream" the first revival episode on Hulu.

[@brocktherock77]

1:09 "It means it'll hatch into a tiny little infant creature...unless we cook it first." 😂😂😂

[@andreiscalpizar7477]

You know nogla's voice is quite fitting for zoidburg

[@reddopes5728]

“you got me lobster?” “Mhm”

[@joshbrinkman1513]

The john F###### zoidberg and grab onto my testicles got me dead

[@JohnSmith13334]

8:35 is this legit?

[@SunstriderGames-cx7vr]

Yes. It's the ending of a season 2 episode

[@alibrown172]

In Soviet Decapod 10, clams enjoy a tasty you

[@DreckbobBratpfanne]

"not hearing a no" Imagine youre one of the bystanders seeing your boss getting roasted by some Alien squid xD

[@thaqiftalip2771]

I will not forget that Dr. Zoidberg is Daithi De Nogla.

[@JasonLucio-g2h]

He looks Insane in the thumbnail

[@amitaikatz5929]

3:33 Bender: "It could be any of us. Fry; Leela; Amy; Zoidberg; Zoidberg;-" *Panic* 😨 Zoidberg 1: "One of us must be the bad creature."🤔 Zoidberg 2: "Is it me, maybe?"🙂 *Zoidberg 1 reveals himself* Real Zoidberg: "Aww!"😞 *Gets eaten*

[@typacsk]

The delivery of "Blood - *thicker* - water" gets me every time

[@PaxTheCat]

"on earth everybody is looking for a giant squid" As a earth person, I can agree with this statement. We love Squid-san

[@jayluck8047]

That Scotch-Tape callback hits on so many levels! 😂

[@mikeohawk95]

2:28 dude I too thought of knife bullets too, and man effective as I figured !

[@superdogsam6230]

It's weird not hearing Nogla's voice come from Zoidberg.