The Best of Bender 7

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[@r.pizzamonkey7379]

"You can work and be lazy at the same time, it's like being a voice actor" damn did he just roast himself?

[@aawallace98]

id say hes more bragging about his awsome job

[@killianasheart5175]

Glad to see John has a sense of humor

[@AUTOMATON2899]

I think I just found a line that perfectly fits me

[@ashtonwolf3514]

Lol Funiest line i ever heard LOL Hahahahahaha!!!!!

[@TigerTrainer]

Pretty sure that’s the point of the joke.

[@Lorgar64]

Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need. A silent protector, our watchful guardian. Orphan Crippler.

[@nobodyasked3937]

Hahahahahhahahahhahahahahha

[@AwholePieMadeForYou]

Aw yes orphan crippler

[@davisdelp8131]

Yes

[@thineevee7345]

Lol

[@mr.misfit9514]

That's what I call my broad sword

[@airbendingninja23]

"Ohhh... ahhhh... hmmmm....interesting " I love this part

[@imanin9972]

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[@connormcgehee9349]

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[@kungburg7661]

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[@kw2643]

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[@Lupa.]

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[@DigiDragoh]

"I guess you don't want to shoot me after all" "Oh the safety was on " I died laughing so hard lol😂

[@jordanguillory6079]

Lol then lit his ass up 😂

[@terezrucker2889]

He lot up his ass up for real

[@ashtonwolf3514]

Guess the Old Bastard Had it Coming Lol.....

[@theseproblemsmatter1]

That took me tf out lol

[@Oliver-dw7ts]

1:44 DeviantArt artists be like:

[@Fiery_Latina_Goatchan_GF_681]

I dont get it. So all the artists are obese pigs?

[@ELGG1894]

@@Fiery_Latina_Goatchan_GF_681 no, they all just like inflation. Also nice pfp

[@Fiery_Latina_Goatchan_GF_681]

@@ELGG1894 thank you

[@ilovehelldivers5317]

@@Fiery_Latina_Goatchan_GF_681 They may as well be

[@Fiery_Latina_Goatchan_GF_681]

@@ilovehelldivers5317 amen to that sweetheart

[@DarkKing009]

I think the only person Bender cares about is Fry

[@fanvidder4408]

He also loves his son ^_^

[@Xannyphantom905]

that's a fact, no need to think on it

[@DeletedTroll]

@@fanvidder4408 Didn't he throw his son without any trouble or ease when the Robot Devil asked for it in exchange of an army?

[@fanvidder4408]

@@DeletedTroll That was his first son, yes, lol. I mean the son he had with the vending machine. There was a whole episode about it, and it was quite touching

[@fanvidder4408]

@@DeletedTroll That was his first son, yes, hehe. But there's another episode where he has a son with a vending machine and *there* he's quite a good Dad :3

[@APWTALK]

17:09 Jake: "What time is it?" Bender: "Time for you to shut up."

[@snailsaredumb9412]

I too tell myself to shut up

[@noobo569]

Pretty nice Self Roast if I've ever seen one

[@phoenixnorth5272]

8:27 "yo squidward scissor hands" LOL

[@cat_with.a._shirt9503]

That is one of my FAVORITE lines haha

[@jacobbahr9316]

The older I get, the more relatable Bender's cynicism and passive aggression become

[@TheRealFry2024]

I'm 40% back baby!

[@edwarda.7864]

Passive aggressive? He's usually just aggressive aggressive.

[@westoncampbell1268]

Well if only there was a character who could be going around the world filming and making all people laugh... like a irl character

[@rhllor7575]

“Wanna corn dog?” “Sure.” “Then your mom should’ve bought ya one”. Greatest.

[@autumnsprites488]

Are corn dogs that delicious?

[@40watt53]

Best part is: that's one of the orphan characters.

[@alessandroortiz379]

18:42

[@SaTuHsFy714]

FkN Golden 😂😂 👏👏

[@CatOfTheYearuWu]

2:34 how is this not an iconic line already

[@miatafan]

It is at American high schools

[@HandyFox333]

@@miatafan Just American schools in general.

[@meltin9026]

@@miatafandef in Chicago

[@AceW.Kermitcat]

The fact that he’s voiced by the same guy who voices Shnitzel from Chowder, Jake from Adventure Time, and the Scotsman from Samurai Jack makes it funnier. Edit: He also voices a character named Chief Timeandahalf in the English dub of a French movie called Asterix and the Vikings.

[@yennkielwit9103]

And Jack from Vampire the masquerade

[@ryand1155]

And marcus from gears of war and joker from batman under the red hood

[@jackmack4181]

3:58 so this line is a self roast

[@mygenderisyes5771]

Just imagine those characters saying these things

[@candicehoneycutt4318]

Fennec Draws Allow me to introduce you to the magic of Twisted Toonz. It's basically all your favorite cartoon characters saying very inappropriate things and John DiMaggio is in a number of them

[@nothingman7163]

"Who will cook Bender pancakes just the way he likes them now?!" - Bender Bending Rodriguez is the best Cartoon Character man.

[@Fiery_Latina_Goatchan_GF_681]

Fc ya he is X3

[@benderbendingrodriguez420]

Shut up baby, I know it

[@Nick-sr4fe]

He up there but Roger from American has to be the best.

[@Fiery_Latina_Goatchan_GF_681]

@@benderbendingrodriguez420 yes sir ^^

[@Fiery_Latina_Goatchan_GF_681]

@@Nick-sr4fe not even close

[@mariomaniac581]

8:27 The fact he knows about Squidward implies SpongeBob is still going on, which actually seems realistic at this rate

[@ogpk3]

not rly since he knows what edward scissors hands is

[@mariomaniac581]

@@ogpk3 Maybe they're just making Edward Scissorhands films and sequel/prequels into infinity too? Idk creativity seems to rely on reboots nowadays anyhow

[@basti2955]

This sentence implies that you can only know things which are going on at youre own lifetime, which is actually really stupid.

[@mariomaniac581]

@@basti2955 I mean minus the fact you're being needlessly rude about it, i guess you got a point, they do have a show called SpongeBot in this universe, so maybe squidward is just from there

[@cristigorillaz]

5:03 this is actually adorable.

[@actic555]

Why is it exactly adorable?

[@cristigorillaz]

@@actic555 Because he is acting like a little kid

[@actic555]

@@cristigorillaz Yeah I know, but it's kinda weird calling an adult robot.... 'adorable'.

[@cristigorillaz]

@@actic555 who is also a fictional character and doesn't actually exist.

[@actic555]

@@cristigorillaz It's still weird

[@platinumpatience5307]

17:08 Jake the dog and Bender are the same voice actor, so this gag was perfect ❤️

[@Tahu33446]

When you say that I hear it know.

[@lonelyweebskits2990]

I knew it sounded the same but i didnt know for sure

[@Whazzupie]

@@dylannelson9150 Be miserable by yaself then :L People love it.

[@hoggnoisevevo4577]

@@dylannelson9150 is that why the comment has 124+ likes and yours has none

[@NazriB]

I always thought if this robot becomes useless, then it can turn into a blender

[@soarinskies1105]

“It’s not just safe, it’s 40% safe!”

[@benj.kerman609]

Bender is 40% everything! Except that he is 60% storage space. Futurama is one of the best sows EVER!!

[@catsareamazing3616]

Bendor is the most amazing robot ever

[@bethbearmacethatguy]

Bender is simultaneously the most fragile and durable robot ever.

[@daniapfel2825]

Why?

[@pat2rome]

He's 40% insecurity!

[@plumdowner1941]

He's made of comedium alloy, a rare metal that has a flexible durability based on what the writers think would be funnier.

[@chom6096]

“The hammers already out, I gotta smash somethin”

[@preposteroussongs5572]

When you get a hammer in Donkey Kong.

[@doublezero2001]

I know the feeling lol

[@John-iu6gy]

Me as sledge on R6 seeing a downed enemy

[@jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778]

Its the same voice as the brute chieftains in halo 3 so that works really well

[@waterdolphin0794]

"Wanna corn dog?" "Sure!" *"Then your mom shoulda bought you one"*

[@gurvmlk]

Well his G.I. Zap name was Orphan Crippler, which clearly is applicable to his words.

[@wu2166]

I’ve always loved how Bender says “Interesting”

[@luckyloonie1359]

5:55 If you bank with #MeridianCU💳 then your assets are safer than most big banks🇨🇦! 🌎💘💰

[@maxieprimo2758]

"Welp, let's get lootin'" 2020 in a nutshell

[@Treilerk]

Nice quote, too.

[@JamaicanCastle]

Who's got the Torah?

[@RabbiHerschel]

@@JamaicanCastle a disproportionately large number of Biden's Cabinet members.

[@notimportant7023]

@@RabbiHerschel lmao you to funny

[@qui-gonjinn3322]

5:53 Someone: "KILL ALL MODERN HUMANS!" Bender: "Hey, this guy is alright!"

[@jonosearle404]

*Æg*

[@brockh624]

14:36 Bender: suck it Gilgamesh Gilgamesh: What was that *ZASSHU!*

[@Treilerk]

That scene cracked me up.

[@pforgottonsoul]

i said bite my shiny metal ass goldie.

[@Cure_Hana]

Ironic since his VA plays the Final Fantasy version of Gilgamesh in XII and XIII-2.

[@isecream]

Bender's best moments are every time he's on screen.

[@iamchavier]

And off screen

[@Inactive20000]

So true

[@kennethramos4872]

"Tell my offspring I love me... very much" -Most Bender line Ever 🤣🤣

[@TyphusAndronicus]

2:27 I love the implication that a robot who was purpose-built to do a single job for some reason had a guidance counsellor.

[@luckyloonie1359]

5:55 If you bank with #MeridianCU💳 then your assets are safer than most big banks🇨🇦! 🌎💘💰

[@AwesomeFace2675]

"What time is it?" "Time for you to shut up! " Gotta love Bender lol

[@Adze-yah]

1:49 "Are you wearing a wire?" "I'm 40% wire"

[@lewlew984]

yeah bro we all saw the video

[@Djorgal]

@@lewlew984 I saw 40% of the video.

[@thewillofabeast9079]

I may have felt bad for Fry’s stupidity but, the episode with Leela developing tentacles is one of my top faves. Actually, his stupidity with the beans technically saved her, though I don’t think it was fatal. I also loved how she is oblivious to the fact that her mother has tentacles for arms and doesn’t know why she’s getting them.

[@ryanmann1416]

4:31 “I’m done polishing my ass Fry, here’s your toothbrush back”

[@aloser3672]

Mans seen it all

[@jayluck8047]

The most unbelievable thing - even for a cartoon - is that the technician was able to plug into Bender’s USB port on the first try. 12:49

[@elflingskitten]

I can't believe this comment doesn't have more likes cuz it's so true. Same when I try to plug an electric cord into an outlet 🙄

[@RLBevi-ke3wd]

It took me way too long to learn bender's voice actor was Jake from adventure time

[@pablocruz5613]

That just makes both series better 🤣

[@getinsidethetanuki9349]

He's also the voice of the Scottsman from Samurai Jack and Wrath from Ben10

[@Mikey-ym6ok]

Also king Zog.

[@isaacandino3956]

​@@getinsidethetanuki9349 uka uka from crash bandicoot

[@zeniththetoaster9712]

8:26 "Yo! Squidward scissor hands!" That one got me

[@Treilerk]

Flame: You are now the greatest hero in world's history. Bender: Yes! Suck it, Gilgamesh!

[@Cure_Hana]

Ironically, John DiMaggio has also played the Final Fantasy version of Gilgamesh is a few games.

[@matthewbircher2221]

Bender won third place: Elzar wasn't second or first. That means Bender did better than a celebrity chef. 5:43

[@Cure_Hana]

14:50 Bender almost turns into Schnitzel. 😂

[@artiequick3583]

The fact that it's the same voice actor makes this even funnier

[@mistahjenkins4826]

0:37 I just love that last line. Love the delivery.

[@astrotoast9819]

The biggest storage things in the universe, a movie pistol magazine, a woman’s hand bag, benders storage stomach Cause he literally stuffed a whole pig in there

[@themostbritishpersonalive868]

Judging by the size it's either a pygmy or a young pig but still pretty impressive

[@coltonbates629]

Also uhhh 3:55

[@ewa5620]

What about the 100,000 terabytes

[@astrotoast9819]

@@ewa5620 oh right

[@nuker6724]

3:53 probably my favorite joke in the entire show

[@MrMeatyHD]

"so now I'm a last resort booty call huh?" "okay lets go!" Story of my life

[@royalpayn4089]

"I'm stealing stuff I don't even need! You want a Torah?"

[@bendyzipper]

17:56 HELSIFOWHDHDJ THE CUTOFF

[@lespiderweb4840]

Who needs teamwork when you got bender? *engine ignites* A̴̝͗À̵̢̝̥͚̞̇A̶͕̰͎͒̓͘A̶̞̰̰͛Ạ̷̡̪́̓̂͠

[@spacepopeXIV]

"No, she was a religious fundamentalist, plus she didn't have a mouth. It was an unusual combination." Lmao, how could I ever forget such a line, probably one of his best. I'm surprised no one has paid attention to it here.

[@wallykimball8829]

That's also one of my favorite lines, but my all-time favorite was when someone asked Bender a question and he sarcastically replied: "Is the Space Pope Reptillian?"

[@dominikdickey4906]

8:47 Bender: Ah, yes. Fox hunting. If there's one thing I know, it's everything about it. Also Bender: "What's that weird cat?" 🦊 I nearly fell off my bed laughing 🤣😂🤣

[@godofacorns]

5:03 is so cute...

[@luckyloonie1359]

5:55 If you bank with #MeridianCU💳 then your assets are safer than most big banks🇨🇦! 🌎💘💰

[@invadernik]

14:40 homies lookin out for each other during the pandemic.

[@marshrock707]

15:40 I lost it

[@Fiery_Latina_Goatchan_GF_681]

The branigan moment or the i dont care moment?

[@marshrock707]

@@Fiery_Latina_Goatchan_GF_681 i don't care one

[@Momo_Kawashima]

"Fox hunting? I know all about it. What's that weird cat?"

[@Satherian]

When Bender yells "Let's go alreadyyyyy!" I can here Shnitzel

[@johnnymanny2263]

4:58 "nice shiny metal ass hermes" 😂 I dying over here

[@shame2189]

_But.. You- you ca-_*_WHEEZE_*

[@masterjbt]

7:40 had me dying

[@ewa5620]

The trigger finger🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cupsonplushproductions5959]

“GIVE ME ALL YOUR CHANGE, AND A BOX OF SNICKER-DOODLES!”

[@Darth_Supaku]

6:54

[@cheemythedrunkmonke]

1:25 people when the coronavirus started

[@tinycockjock1967]

More like the George Floyd riots

[@cheemythedrunkmonke]

@@tinycockjock1967 yep

[@jackwayne8809]

"Were you wearing a wire?" Bender : I'm 20 percent wire

[@Camithran]

15:17 “That’s what bath time is for”

[@josieclips]

5:04 lmao this part is hilarious

[@csxriverlinecatches4736]

Bender got hard just for looking at cash 😂😂 8:12

[@thewillofabeast9079]

"Look, the hammer's already out, I gotta smash something." - Bender Bending Rodriguez

[@cristigorillaz]

18:47 That was such a sweet scene

[@N_Moli]

"I'm stealing stuff I don't even need!". What it's like to play an Elder Scrolls/Fallout game.

[@halneufmille]

5:42 "This is the greatest injustice Germany has ever committed" Ouch...

[@MegaManXPoweredUp]

Bender: There's a dam! Ben: Damn! Bender: There's a grate! Ben: Great!

[@NatsuDragneel-vj4lx]

Jake-What time is it Bender- Time for you to shut up

[@iamchavier]

You’re damn right

[@AboTurkiPro]

12:53 Damn, they've got 100,000 Terabytes drives back in the days and it's better than ours 😂😂😂

[@Tahu33446]

Didnt realize that adventure time was old enough to have an easter egg in futurama

[@nthgth]

Started in 2006 I think

[@Tahu33446]

@@nthgth wow I thought it started in 07nor 08

[@nthgth]

@@Tahu33446 I specifically remember seeing the pilot episode in freshman year, don't remember what platform though. It was online but I don't think it was KZbin

[@EWOODJ]

More like Futurama lasted long enough to have one.

[@deadturret4049]

@@EWOODJ Pretty much that. The show had come back from the dead at least twice.

[@gabriellacar]

9:52 Nice to see that Bender corrected his grammar.

[@yeetusfeetus6517]

the noise fry makes at 0:57 is just windows shutdown being vocalized.

[@MikeWildePredator]

13:45, Bender: “Bite My Shiny Metal Axe!” Hence The Quote From Disenchantment.

[@eltanke746]

6:35 that’s some vatos locos type stuff, brings a tear to my eye

[@TheDamnBeast]

"If there's anything I know, is everything about it. What's that weird cat." What a perfect one-two.

[@theintelligentidiot6720]

This is pretty much every moment of bender in season 7

[@dp2901]

Doomkiller 2029 it’s bc Bender is great! His words not mine.🤣

[@greeny5549]

That adventure time reference is even better when you realize that John DiMaggio didn’t even do Jake’s voice, even though he is Jake’s voice

[@Mirthandirxiii]

"They stole everything except my mouth and eyes. I guess the didn't like all my screaming and winking" 😂😂😂

[@samedwards3285]

1:06 john dimaggio's obligated curdled scream

[@jamescrossland2599]

0:43 Amy: 'Didn't ur mom ever tell u where babies come from?" Bender: "NO!! She was a 'Religious Fundamentalist'! Plus, she didn't have a 👄 mouth! It was an unusual combination". 🤣 I think I laughed up a lung?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙃🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Doxsein]

8:27 “squidward scissorhands” lmao I didn’t catch that until now

[@Mint_The_Shark]

““Nope, He’s too stupid and I don’t care.” *High five* ” literally what me and my friends do.

[@jackdaalfbrainork6392]

I can’t believe I saw a clip of bender porking a sentient vending machine...

[@kidbogus3731]

15:11 the coordination

[@johnbonardi9819]

"Oops. The safety was on." Blam blam.

[@PrinceRioPalace]

4:06 Let's go already🎵😆

[@wonderlady5835]

4:46 when you play super smash bros ultimate

[@GabrielTobing]

11:37 I remembered this years ago, by far one of my most favourite moments! But we all know that this will be the future.

[@tylerjg12]

“This planets got it going on” 😂😂😂

[@unemployicus]

01:32 I'm stealing stuff I don't even need. You want a Torah? I'm dying.

[@beardedgreek9069]

1:22 always cracked me up 🤣🤣🤣 bender is unbothered by blatantly murdering that dude lmfao

[@CrossoverFan4life]

He killed more than that guy

[@beardedgreek9069]

​@@CrossoverFan4lifevery true lmao but that moment really cracks me up. Thanks for the reply so I could watch it again 😂

[@ashtonwolf3514]

ParkRanger: you must not Disturb the Agrasive Male Bender: Ha!!! What's it gona Do? Migrate at us

[@Osolagolpe]

How he breaks Fry's leg 😂😂

[@shortjay]

16:54 Bender don't make me simp for you!😂

[@Andrew-ry9be]

Like Mr. Torgue, Nick from Left 4 Dead 2, and Heavy Weapons Guy, Bender will go along the characters that only spout comic *gold.*

[@kiethmoreland5903]

"To die in agony at the hands of the world's greatest lover!" Classic Bender.

[@dat_boy_senpai]

Bender” take that Gilgamesh” 😂😂😂 next up fgo😂😂

[@vgngolley341]

18:28 This is why I love Bender. He’s such a lovable asshole

[@tytothetoetaker9788]

4:15 bender: that's it. im getting me mallet.

[@jamesvinson9444]

8:55 I guess that's how the magical pony flying through the sky got started, lmao!!😂😂😂

[@rrbb7665]

If robots need beer to function, does that mean Bender is a health nut?

[@nick_galfi9312]

“Could be a coincidence.” “The evidence is mounting.” lmfaooo

[@KingDeathscythe666]

that laugh at 6:11 is my ringtone now

[@elijahlivingston9477]

10:13 - Me watching soap dramas