Futurama - 24 Random Jokes to get You through Thursday

[@nikbol43below]

That cut of the glass smashing from 3 to 4 was clean.

[@lucasgibbs4050]

Seamless.

[@RedmilesShark]

6 to 7 also

[@buildertherobloxian4731]

The Explosion too!

[@dendenp9]

So much more fun!

[@rjpittman4510]

I like how wiiDub knows that we need to get through a single day now and not a whole month

[@zakbax7259]

"Consider the philosophical and metaphysical ramifications of-" "Banana! Banana! Banana!"

[@user-ln2go4xp6d]

that’s exactly how the us debate just was

[@Smile_with_david]

4:08

[@tensixtyoclock]

0:43 clean transition

[@eliottdeletraz97]

1:23 another one 😂

[@cathallynch1]

That 'every nerd's fantasy' joke was golden 👏

[@jarnodatema]

The transitions are always the best thing about these compilations

[@renranger2135]

1:52 You know what I love about the cast? They always face the strangest or most cataclysmic circumstances with either smiles or ambivalence.

[@handelunavailable]

Bending exploding the mine and bender floating through space made me think that was from the same episode lmao

[@ukaszmozejko9984]

6:18 works on so many levels. For once, Zapp's plan actually works, but it's both completly pointless and sensless anyway. Alsoneither of them considered flying over the gate LOL.

[@markdevonport3274]

1:22 Clean af transition.

[@tsup2]

You're gettin' real good at these transitions

[@JamesSimmons-d1t]

3rd reply " Gee, I wonder why My rantacomment, and the rest a raunt. " The art of selection and juxta-positioning, ordering, like the art of conversation and the science of analysis/correlation/syntheses, and like that there, often leads to more word. Sometimes, thoughts/ideas. Idea Translation...the Generalists' Code of Methodologies. And back to Logos. Look up, low-key Loco Lokis, in classical Greek/English LEXicon. Luthor, er. MEANS, GREAT SELECTION, LOS PEEPS. Up it keep, go to way. Word. Non addendum. Yeah, right. All Lefty then! Non-Smokin'! Ukraine, Gaza, female sepsis. "

[@tsup2]

@@JamesSimmons-d1t Have you heard of a lil' word called "coherency"..?

[@SunstriderGames-cx7vr]

@@JamesSimmons-d1t The Asylum called. They want their crazy back.

[@Blindspoon709]

only three hours into Thursday and already needed this lol thanks

[@JamesSimmons-d1t]

Gee, I wonder why My rantacomment, and the rest a raunt. " The art of selection and juxta-positioning, ordering, like the art of conversation and the science of analysis/correlation/syntheses, and like that there, often leads to more word. Sometimes, thoughts/ideas. Idea Translation...the Generalists' Code of Methodologies. And back to Logos. Look up, low-key Loco Lokis, in classical Greek/English LEXicon. Luthor, er. MEANS, GREAT SELECTION, LOS PEEPS. Up it keep, go to way. Word. Non addendum. Yeah, right. All Lefty then! Non-Smokin'! Ukraine, Gaza, female sepsis.

[@davidker8820]

Frank Welker hamming it up as Nibbler never ceases to put a smile on my face.

[@DuckShooter98]

These really are great to watch every week

[@thebombingsoda]

4:09 don’t know why fry just saying banana three times is hilarious

[@Username_the_cheese_eater]

1:20 very smooth joke transition

[@Sarutys999]

The smash cut from 6 to 7 was MASTERFUL

[@Darlf_Sevil]

0:25 that kinda cute that bender think she is fantasy of nerds

[@jeremy1860]

Possibly controversial opinion. But I always felt that Futurama, rather than Simpsons, was Groening's best show ^^;

[@Fireish_-]

Not the only one brother

[@haydenbehm6985]

Thank you will dub, you always know how to make things better

[@thegeneralpopulace8513]

After what happened yesterday, I needed these laughs .

[@JamesSimmons-d1t]

2ND REPLY " Gee, I wonder why My rantacomment, and the rest a raunt. " The art of selection and juxta-positioning, ordering, like the art of conversation and the science of analysis/correlation/syntheses, and like that there, often leads to more word. Sometimes, thoughts/ideas. Idea Translation...the Generalists' Code of Methodologies. And back to Logos. Look up, low-key Loco Lokis, in classical Greek/English LEXicon. Luthor, er. MEANS, GREAT SELECTION, LOS PEEPS. Up it keep, go to way. Word. Non addendum. Yeah, right. All Lefty then! Non-Smokin'! Ukraine, Gaza, female sepsis. "

[@thegeneralpopulace8513]

@JamesSimmons-d1t Dude, wtf?

[@mxnyx_]

@@thegeneralpopulace8513he’s just having a stroke, dw about it

[@kessiniktange8861]

1:55 Just noticed Bender's sign says, "Bender is Great."

[@dendenp9]

Cuz it's true

[@TurboMMaster]

"I can't, I'm still eating."

[@pelhamtp1]

He's back baby.

[@Crusina]

Holy shit they did it lol 😂 I know exactly why you posted rn and I know exactly why you ended on that joke. Thank you.

[@rightwingsafetysquad9872]

These jokes used to get us through a whole month. Now we're down to a day. You OK Mr Wii?

[@Dropz_RSA]

I'm glad i saw this on a Monday

[@pinkguycomments69]

That transition from the bugalow joke to the cheetah blood joke 🔥🔥🔥

[@dirkwyse1609]

This got me through all of Thursday and most of Friday

[@lhfirex]

So many great transitions in this video!

[@Zerox5861]

Columbo has a high re-watch value, because of the way it is written. Most detective stories it's a "Who dunnit". Columbo is a "How they did it" sort of show. With who dunnit's as soon as you re-watch the show, you remember who dunnit. But with Columbo, it's more about how did Columbo figure it out. And that's not as easy to remember. So if you space out the shows a few yrs apart. It's like watching it for the first time.

[@McBackstabber]

Appreciate the editing 👍

[@FarberBob678]

"Do you want a Torah?" "Nah, I'm not hungry"

[@lucasgibbs4050]

6 to 7: Seamless

[@karenfan010]

3:25 of course deep down he was freaking out that he’d bring back the common cold.

[@FisherKing9633]

Not going to speculated as to why we ended with a “DOOOOMED!” Joke.

[@Crusina]

All I can do is care and love everyone who needs it. And stockpile stuff while I still have Healthcare lol

[@JamesSimmons-d1t]

we agree. see, for once, other comments. Local biosphere time/space context Space times time, multiplying AND with a STOP! watch. Sigh. Time will tattle tell, tellingly. Here be one of my 'reply. TO ONE NOTING RECENT TRAGIC 'SELECTION' , Context>this vid's selections: " Gee, I wonder why My rantacomment, and the rest a raunt. " The art of selection and juxta-positioning, ordering, like the art of conversation and the science of analysis/correlation/syntheses, and like that there, often leads to more word. Sometimes, thoughts/ideas. Idea Translation...the Generalists' Code of Methodologies. And back to Logos. Look up, low-key Loco Lokis, in classical Greek/English LEXicon. Luthor, er. MEANS, GREAT SELECTION, LOS PEEPS. Up it keep, go to way. Word. Non addendum. Yeah, right. All Lefty then! Non-Smokin'! Ukraine, Gaza, female sepsis.

[@RabbiHerschel]

Because troons and their enablers are salty over democracy in action lmao

[@Luigicat11]

@@RabbiHerschel We'll see how democratic your "democracy in action" really was. If the investigation concludes that your favorite boot to lick is innocent _then_ you'll be in a position to gloat. Until then, wait'll the chickens hatch before you start counting.

[@FallenOne669]

​@@RabbiHerschelEnjoy your tax hike.

[@SunstriderGames-cx7vr]

This helped me conclude Sunday.

[@misterwolf3817]

Thursdays never were that good without futurama dosages

[@mospeada1152]

3:20 - Being 1,000 years in the future, he can't be Fry's nephew!

[@karenfan010]

the clean transitions man.

[@RedfishCarolina]

"Don't do it, its not worth it!" "Ok make it three dollars"

[@LegalizeMaron7110]

That thumbnail reminds me of Orochimaru's curse marks, as if Fry got bit by him in an encounter with the former Sannin

[@Wiiguy1606]

I like helping editing after some of this jumping from one thing or another make it seem so seamless

[@Dauntless-633]

This time I’m the one criticizing the sausage.

[@FadeEsdrasX]

Thank you

[@ViolentKasle]

Hermes 😂😂😂 3:47

[@dendenp9]

Good roach

[@maxwheatley4497]

Oml that joke caught me way off guard 😭😭

[@JamesSimmons-d1t]

The art of selection and juxta-positioning, ordering, like the art of conversation and the science of analysis/correlation/syntheses, and like that there, often leads to more word. Sometimes, thoughts/ideas. Idea Translation...the Generalists' Code of Methodologies. And back to Logos. Look up, low-key Loco Lokis, in classical Greek/English LEXicon. Luthor, er. MEANS, GREAT SELECTION, LOS PEEPS. Up it keep, go to way. Word. Non addendum. Yeah, right. All Lefty then! Non-Smokin'! Ukraine, Gaza, female sepsis.

[@toddli5272]

Banana Banana Banana!

[@Im_The_Meh]

6:47 Me too Zoidberg, me too.

[@llll24647]

1:24 THIS KILLED ME

[@TomsBackyardWorkshop]

Who else is watching on a Tuesday?

[@WonderbreadCinema]

1:38 Adeptus Mechanicus be like

[@roidroid]

sure, it was alright

[@DutchDude12]

19 was 2 jokes in 1 lol

[@overlordzetta7410]

every nerds fantasy. yeah a women who can take a Joke and likes us... a man can dream... a man can dream.

[@hi00118]

Is it me?

[@Digicr0w]

Can someone explain the snouts joke, i think its talking about cigarettes according to urban dictionary but i can't figure it out.

[@hi00118]

@ I may not be getting it myself to be quite honest, idk. All I was laughing at was Fry being dumb because Nibbler was quite literally eating snouts when Leela said that

[@gg454lune]

Trump got elected and I'm tired because I have a huge Wednesday at work. I could really use jokes to go through today.

[@happypandaface710]

does this still work for tuesday?

[@Mantaur104]

Hopefully, otherwise I'll have to find a "phone booth":)

[@Domihork]

Honestly, I absolutely hated season 11 and it made me lose all hope. I thought it's just another cash-grab. I didn't even want to watch s12 to preserve some sort of good memory of the show, but... season 12 was actually really good (maybe not the first episode, but still)!

[@giantspacemonstr]

it's already Friday and I don't know if got through

[@Gloomy-Bee]

It's Monday.

[@tristen_grant]

No, its Wednesday.

[@dendenp9]

6:09 he has to work on his act

[@panjak323]

There's no such thing as full speed

[@NowUndefined]

Fuck its Monday

[@kingshawn6982]

2:32 I've now gotten an inspiration. (no its not the P**is joke)

[@dihexa7256]

Jesus is King.

[@Luigicat11]

Sir, this is the comments section of a video about a cartoon.

[@SpoonyBard88]

Cringe

[@marcuslevey6348]

Wrong comment section, buddy