Futurama - 24 Random Jokes to get You through Thursday

[@nikbol43below]

That cut of the glass smashing from 3 to 4 was clean.

[@lucasgibbs4050]

Seamless.

[@RedmilesShark]

6 to 7 also

[@buildertherobloxian4731]

The Explosion too!

[@dendenp9]

So much more fun!

[@rjpittman4510]

I like how wiiDub knows that we need to get through a single day now and not a whole month

[@zakbax7259]

"Consider the philosophical and metaphysical ramifications of-" "Banana! Banana! Banana!"

[@user-ln2go4xp6d]

that’s exactly how the us debate just was

[@Smile_with_david]

4:08

[@KirbyIsCute]

To be fair, Fry is making some good points.

[@tensixtyoclock]

0:43 clean transition

[@eliottdeletraz97]

1:23 another one 😂

[@cathallynch1]

That 'every nerd's fantasy' joke was golden 👏

[@renranger2135]

1:52 You know what I love about the cast? They always face the strangest or most cataclysmic circumstances with either smiles or ambivalence.

[@jarnodatema]

The transitions are always the best thing about these compilations

[@Jesse_Productions09]

Bending exploding the mine and bender floating through space made me think that was from the same episode lmao

[@tsup2]

You're gettin' real good at these transitions

[@JamesSimmons-d1t]

3rd reply " Gee, I wonder why My rantacomment, and the rest a raunt. " The art of selection and juxta-positioning, ordering, like the art of conversation and the science of analysis/correlation/syntheses, and like that there, often leads to more word. Sometimes, thoughts/ideas. Idea Translation...the Generalists' Code of Methodologies. And back to Logos. Look up, low-key Loco Lokis, in classical Greek/English LEXicon. Luthor, er. MEANS, GREAT SELECTION, LOS PEEPS. Up it keep, go to way. Word. Non addendum. Yeah, right. All Lefty then! Non-Smokin'! Ukraine, Gaza, female sepsis. "

[@tsup2]

@@JamesSimmons-d1t Have you heard of a lil' word called "coherency"..?

[@SunstriderGames-cx7vr]

@@JamesSimmons-d1t The Asylum called. They want their crazy back.

[@Blindspoon709]

only three hours into Thursday and already needed this lol thanks

[@JamesSimmons-d1t]

Gee, I wonder why My rantacomment, and the rest a raunt. " The art of selection and juxta-positioning, ordering, like the art of conversation and the science of analysis/correlation/syntheses, and like that there, often leads to more word. Sometimes, thoughts/ideas. Idea Translation...the Generalists' Code of Methodologies. And back to Logos. Look up, low-key Loco Lokis, in classical Greek/English LEXicon. Luthor, er. MEANS, GREAT SELECTION, LOS PEEPS. Up it keep, go to way. Word. Non addendum. Yeah, right. All Lefty then! Non-Smokin'! Ukraine, Gaza, female sepsis.

[@jeremy1860]

Possibly controversial opinion. But I always felt that Futurama, rather than Simpsons, was Groening's best show ^^;

[@Fireish_-]

Not the only one brother

[@gustavgnoettgen]

Are there even bad Futurama episodes?

[@patmalloy3569]

The first ten seasons of The Simpsons were amazing, and then the downhill roll. It happened similarly with Futurama

[@FourOfClubs]

Futurama was only meant to be fun and entertaining, The Simpsons became propaganda.

[@ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917]

Simpsons season 2-9 is better than anything Futurama has done.

[@markdevonport3274]

1:22 Clean af transition.

[@taylorabrahamse8345]

The timing of "Who the hell are you?" still gets me. LOVE that episode.

[@davidker8820]

Frank Welker hamming it up as Nibbler never ceases to put a smile on my face.

[@thebombingsoda]

4:09 don’t know why fry just saying banana three times is hilarious

[@DuckShooter98]

These really are great to watch every week

[@ukaszmozejko9984]

6:18 works on so many levels. For once, Zapp's plan actually works, but it's both completly pointless and sensless anyway. Alsoneither of them considered flying over the gate LOL.

[@FarberBob678]

"Do you want a Torah?" "Nah, I'm not hungry"

[@bmstylee]

Oy veh.

[@oz_jones]

I saw the video too.

[@Username_the_cheese_eater]

1:20 very smooth joke transition

[@rightwingsafetysquad9872]

These jokes used to get us through a whole month. Now we're down to a day. You OK Mr Wii?

[@lizardguyNA]

1:23 And THAT cut, that was art.

[@TurboMMaster]

"I can't, I'm still eating."

[@haydenbehm6985]

Thank you will dub, you always know how to make things better

[@Darlf_Sevil]

0:25 that kinda cute that bender think she is fantasy of nerds

[@dakotaneumann1259]

“That was my left testicle” has me dead

[@Crusina]

Holy shit they did it lol 😂 I know exactly why you posted rn and I know exactly why you ended on that joke. Thank you.

[@TheGreatSeraphim]

Kiff getting a brain aneurysm every time Zap speaks never gets old.

[@RedfishCarolina]

"Don't do it, its not worth it!" "Ok make it three dollars"

[@Eph_Wilson]

"Not even if we rub the engine with cheetah blood!?" Fry's most engaging when he's really sincere about the dumbness

[@Sarutys999]

The smash cut from 6 to 7 was MASTERFUL

[@pelhamtp1]

He's back baby.

[@Wiiguy1606]

I like how the editing after some of this jumping from one thing or another make it seem so seamless

[@lhfirex]

So many great transitions in this video!

[@kessiniktange8861]

1:55 Just noticed Bender's sign says, "Bender is Great."

[@dendenp9]

Cuz it's true

[@McBackstabber]

Appreciate the editing 👍

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

I still quote the "Is it me?" when people ask a question like that

[@pizzahoodi]

Please i can't get through the week until you release 24 Random Jokes to get You through Friday

[@dirkwyse1609]

This got me through all of Thursday and most of Friday

[@Dropz_RSA]

I'm glad i saw this on a Monday

[@eliottdeletraz97]

That's funny that a lots of people think being invisible also included go through materials.

[@blackghostcat]

This video was on my feed on a Thursday.

[@pinkguycomments69]

That transition from the bugalow joke to the cheetah blood joke 🔥🔥🔥

[@SunstriderGames-cx7vr]

This helped me conclude Sunday.

[@thegeneralpopulace8513]

After what happened yesterday, I needed these laughs .

[@JamesSimmons-d1t]

2ND REPLY " Gee, I wonder why My rantacomment, and the rest a raunt. " The art of selection and juxta-positioning, ordering, like the art of conversation and the science of analysis/correlation/syntheses, and like that there, often leads to more word. Sometimes, thoughts/ideas. Idea Translation...the Generalists' Code of Methodologies. And back to Logos. Look up, low-key Loco Lokis, in classical Greek/English LEXicon. Luthor, er. MEANS, GREAT SELECTION, LOS PEEPS. Up it keep, go to way. Word. Non addendum. Yeah, right. All Lefty then! Non-Smokin'! Ukraine, Gaza, female sepsis. "

[@thegeneralpopulace8513]

@JamesSimmons-d1t Dude, wtf?

[@mxnyx_]

@@thegeneralpopulace8513he’s just having a stroke, dw about it

[@oz_jones]

@@JamesSimmons-d1t Uhh... guy? Go touch some grass.

[@himynameisryan]

i miss "don't you worry about quotes" but this channel is still going strong

[@thetruth45678]

If you watch it twice, it even works on Saturday!

[@karenfan010]

the clean transitions man.

[@karenfan010]

3:25 of course deep down he was freaking out that he’d bring back the common cold.

[@FisherKing9633]

Not going to speculated as to why we ended with a “DOOOOMED!” Joke.

[@Crusina]

All I can do is care and love everyone who needs it. And stockpile stuff while I still have Healthcare lol

[@JamesSimmons-d1t]

we agree. see, for once, other comments. Local biosphere time/space context Space times time, multiplying AND with a STOP! watch. Sigh. Time will tattle tell, tellingly. Here be one of my 'reply. TO ONE NOTING RECENT TRAGIC 'SELECTION' , Context>this vid's selections: " Gee, I wonder why My rantacomment, and the rest a raunt. " The art of selection and juxta-positioning, ordering, like the art of conversation and the science of analysis/correlation/syntheses, and like that there, often leads to more word. Sometimes, thoughts/ideas. Idea Translation...the Generalists' Code of Methodologies. And back to Logos. Look up, low-key Loco Lokis, in classical Greek/English LEXicon. Luthor, er. MEANS, GREAT SELECTION, LOS PEEPS. Up it keep, go to way. Word. Non addendum. Yeah, right. All Lefty then! Non-Smokin'! Ukraine, Gaza, female sepsis.

[@RabbiHerschel]

Because troons and their enablers are salty over democracy in action lmao

[@Luigicat11]

@@RabbiHerschel We'll see how democratic your "democracy in action" really was. If the investigation concludes that your favorite boot to lick is innocent _then_ you'll be in a position to gloat. Until then, wait'll the chickens hatch before you start counting.

[@FallenOne669]

​@@RabbiHerschelEnjoy your tax hike.

[@Zerox5861]

Columbo has a high re-watch value, because of the way it is written. Most detective stories it's a "Who dunnit". Columbo is a "How they did it" sort of show. With who dunnit's as soon as you re-watch the show, you remember who dunnit. But with Columbo, it's more about how did Columbo figure it out. And that's not as easy to remember. So if you space out the shows a few yrs apart. It's like watching it for the first time.

[@john_blues]

"You want a Torah?" 🤣

[@lucasgibbs4050]

6 to 7: Seamless

[@misterwolf3817]

Thursdays never were that good without futurama dosages

[@Mr-Probability-Storm]

Kiff were invisible now we will simply pass right threw the gate .. 😅😂

[@monterraythehomeless]

The algorithm doesn’t even know days of the weeks and it ruined my Monday

[@Dauntless-633]

This time I’m the one criticizing the sausage.

[@ViolentKasle]

Hermes 😂😂😂 3:47

[@dendenp9]

Good roach

[@maxwheatley4497]

Oml that joke caught me way off guard 😭😭

[@superluigibrosanimations6086]

1:19 cleanest transition

[@mospeada1152]

3:20 - Being 1,000 years in the future, he can't be Fry's nephew!

[@Mr-Probability-Storm]

.. he's king Charles ...🤯 .Philo Farnsworth the second and third .. and Philip ... 🤯🤯🤯🤯 .. professor Joe banjo. And behold homo Farnsworth frolicking with the dinosaurs at the moment of creation.... Once and for all disproving evolution 😅 ... Also the equivalent of the blood King in real life from lost girl ...

[@spoodlydoodler3552]

He actually is. Fry is from the present, frozen in 2000, and then he wakes up in the year 3000. A whole million years. (Inner joke) Fry is also his own grandfather.

[@mospeada1152]

@spoodlydoodler3552 2000 to 3000 is only one thousand years. From what I've learned in life, people don't usually live past 100!

[@LegalizeMaron7110]

That thumbnail reminds me of Orochimaru's curse marks, as if Fry got bit by him in an encounter with the former Sannin

[@JamesSimmons-d1t]

The art of selection and juxta-positioning, ordering, like the art of conversation and the science of analysis/correlation/syntheses, and like that there, often leads to more word. Sometimes, thoughts/ideas. Idea Translation...the Generalists' Code of Methodologies. And back to Logos. Look up, low-key Loco Lokis, in classical Greek/English LEXicon. Luthor, er. MEANS, GREAT SELECTION, LOS PEEPS. Up it keep, go to way. Word. Non addendum. Yeah, right. All Lefty then! Non-Smokin'! Ukraine, Gaza, female sepsis.

[@FadeEsdrasX]

Thank you

[@lucasf1060]

Nah I’m not hungry 😂😂

[@Alessio_아레씨오]

"i thought i put it away" 💀💀

[@CatMario85]

Bender blows up the whole world 1:22

[@Im_The_Meh]

6:47 Me too Zoidberg, me too.

[@WillardCash]

2:22 what episode is this from? I dont recall having seen it before

[@Cramhead43]

It’s from I know what you did next xmas, from the newer hulu seasons.

[@toddli5272]

Banana Banana Banana!

[@happypandaface710]

does this still work for tuesday?

[@Mantaur104]

Hopefully, otherwise I'll have to find a "phone booth":)

[@mikehotchkiss8975]

Can I pull up my pants now? Who among us haven't asked that question

[@llll24647]

1:24 THIS KILLED ME

[@WonderbreadCinema]

1:38 Adeptus Mechanicus be like

[@ellnats]

2:23 thats clearly a deleted scene

[@DutchDude12]

19 was 2 jokes in 1 lol

[@TomsBackyardWorkshop]

Who else is watching on a Tuesday?

[@mortvader]

Prepare for a surprize attack!!

[@Domihork]

Honestly, I absolutely hated season 11 and it made me lose all hope. I thought it's just another cash-grab. I didn't even want to watch s12 to preserve some sort of good memory of the show, but... season 12 was actually really good (maybe not the first episode, but still)!

[@hi00118]

Is it me?

[@Digicr0w]

Can someone explain the snouts joke, i think its talking about cigarettes according to urban dictionary but i can't figure it out.

[@hi00118]

@ I may not be getting it myself to be quite honest, idk. All I was laughing at was Fry being dumb because Nibbler was quite literally eating snouts when Leela said that

[@giantspacemonstr]

it's already Friday and I don't know if got through

[@gg454lune]

Trump got elected and I'm tired because I have a huge Wednesday at work. I could really use jokes to go through today.

[@oz_jones]

Democarcy worked. Stay mad.

[@roidroid]

sure, it was alright

[@dendenp9]

6:09 he has to work on his act

[@johansigg3869]

Excuse me but today is Friday

[@Eric4bz]

6 and 7 synced up way too well.

[@Sandux930]

Dide where's my ship?? 😅

[@LuteFrontier]

my g/f Amy 1:08

[@marcusbrasilite]

0:45 ( ._.)👌

[@dietznutz1]

So much better than the new seasons, season two is unwatchable a sea of lazy outdated writing and a minefield of plotholes.

[@Gloomy-Bee]

It's Monday.

[@kingshawn6982]

2:32 I've now gotten an inspiration. (no its not the P**is joke)

[@panjak323]

There's no such thing as full speed

[@NowUndefined]

Fuck its Monday

[@overlordzetta7410]

every nerds fantasy. yeah a women who can take a Joke and likes us... a man can dream... a man can dream.

[@dihexa7256]

Jesus is King.

[@Luigicat11]

Sir, this is the comments section of a video about a cartoon.

[@SpoonyBard88]

Cringe

[@marcuslevey6348]

Wrong comment section, buddy