9 Minutes of Dr. Zoidberg being The Best Character on Futurama

[@thomasworthy8255]

"who needs courage when you have a gun!"

[@joshuagoforth1658]

That made me cry laughing 😂

[@garymcgaryson5039]

America

[@goatcheeseguru7976]

👁️👄👁️

[@justwannawatchyoutubegeez2381]

It takes courage to choose to stand against evil and tyranny and draw your gun. Courage to be ready to do what you’ve prepared for by arming yourself. But you can never fully prepare yourself to potentially kill another human being over their stupidity to force you into that situation. It takes a lot of courage to risk your future on making the right choices in the situations. If you’ve got a gun and no courage your at a huge disadvantage And a bell of a lot of courage to choose when to counter ambush the threat.

[@MariktheGunslinger]

​@@justwannawatchyoutubegeez2381 I just wanna watch KZbin, jeez.

[@zakbax7259]

"Zoidberg, you're an inhuman monster!" "What are you, my driver's license?"

[@Rose-yx6jq]

"God it's Zoidburg, I hate to bother you." *Big bag of money* "Fine fine I'll shut up." He's so polite.

[@rabbidguarddog]

Fr 😂

[@MobolajiE]

3:19

[@samuellasky7771]

Something I only noticed from watching this video is that Professor Farnsworth and Hermes are the only ones who actually says "Doctor Zoidberg" regularly, nobody else respects him enough to call him Doctor.

[@andrefasching1332]

They scrapped that in the new season. If i remember correctly Farnsworth refers to him as "Crabthing" in the german version. The episodes are surprisingly well made, im just still not sure if they managed to catch what made the OG show so good

[@arthurmartin4616]

@@andrefasching1332 Agreed. The first episode felt more like an ad than anything.

[@justincase3230]

Hermes doesn't respect him he's just a stickler for titles lol

[@outlawedmedia4336]

Actually they do. Leela calls him 'doctor Zoidberg' when her eye was damaged from elzar, AND again on that episode where Leela was fishing with a harpoon and she caught zoidberg.

[@statinskill]

Hermes absolutely hates Dr. Zoidberg, Farnsworth and Zoidberg share a secret. Nobody respects him as a medical doctor, which he doesn't even claim to be ("Dr. Zoidberg" - a medical corporation).

[@ukaszmozejko9984]

That moment of realization you grew up to become Zoidberg...

[@redacted2275]

But I can't even change my skin... :~

[@andrefasching1332]

just applied for an engineering position im not in the slightest bit sure i qualify for il just said yes to everything they showed me and tried to be as likable as possible. I felt very zoidbergy doing so but i hope il find some friends there. Embrace zoidbergian applications.

[@frimi8593]

ukaszmozejko9984, I want you to answer completely honestly to the best of your ability. How many patients have you killed?

[@sdgdhpmbp]

Yeah... but at least I'm not killing anyone with my incompetence... directly.

[@DaFro3713]

But I didn’t turn into a zoidb…awwwwww.

[@diamondking3785]

Favorite moments. 4:18 "And I'll go with... uh..." "Screwed again, my friend!" 4:54 "My names isn't slick... It's Zoidburg... JOHN F'ING ZOIDBURG!!"

[@manickitty2783]

One of my all time favorite lines from Zoidberg is "The President is gagging on my gas bladder.What an honor!" Never fails to make me howl with laughter.

[@APAMVs]

I like how in that scene, fry looks at Zoidberg like: aww you goofball

[@arbknight12]

Professor: “I want you to kill me!” Zoidberg: “Alright, give me the knife.”

[@totallytravicious5919]

I know this is a zoidber video but I laugh every time at "if you come in peace, surrender or be destroyed. If you're here to make war, we surrender."

[@Fluxquark]

Reminds me of Rome: Total War where the AI would sometimes send a diplomat to tell you: "Please do not attack. Accept or we will attack."

[@JS-rv3et]

​@Fluxquark well I mean if you find another tribe and they refuse to coexist only option is to eliminate the threat before they eliminate you

[@arthurmartin4616]

Not sure if you meant the zoidberg typo

[@Talia.777]

@@Fluxquark 🤣😂

[@RedFloyd469]

@@Fluxquark yeah that one actually completely makes sense. It's a silly way to say "Keep your armies away from our borders at all times, and our nations can co-exist peacefully. Cross that line, however, and we will destroy you root and stem." Romans didn't fuck around, man.

[@lordrynogaming1553]

I do hope we see more of zoidburg's girlfriend. The man deserved a win and it would be bs to take that from him

[@megabubfish]

Facts. That, more than anything, was why I was happy letting Futurama never come back. The character I liked the most got his happily ever after; what more is there to be done?

[@Taijifufu]

You don't think the character was contrived to force a happy ending?

[@megabubfish]

@@Taijifufu Yes, and? It's Futurama, a 22-minute comedy from the same people that made the Simpsons. You're in the wrong place if you want something not stupid and contrived. That being said, giving him a happily ever after was very satisfying after him being shit on for a decade worth of episodes, and it made it feel like a worthy ending to the show.

[@andrefasching1332]

​@@Taijifufumf does not understand that you sometimes just randomly meet a fitting person.

[@peytonreed937]

Honestly, with how much things changed, I think they could still tell more stories.

[@asphyviaa8090]

"Stomach contents, one deviled egg" "Deviled egg?" *Devours it* "The same deviled egg" got me to lol

[@patrik9328]

"My name isnt Slick, its Zoidberg. John *bleep* Zoidberg!! Aaarghh!!!"

[@kyaradragonhunter2268]

"Zoidberg you are an inhuman monster!" "What are you, my drivers license?" Had me in tears

[@shakostyle_jp7746]

2:39, 0:31 looking straight on at zoidberg's face is always hilarious

[@TimBurtonPrincess]

Truman: "Now, what's your mission? Are you planning to make some kind of alien human hybrid?" Zoidberg: "Are you coming on to me?" Truman: "I take exception to that!" Zoidberg: "I'm not hearing a no!" Gets me every time

[@Sierra_Navarro_Eden]

I can never see Zoideberg again without thinking it’s Nogla

[@unlawfulcoconut7291]

“You got me lobster?” ……mhmm!

[@reddopes5728]

also they sound so similar lol

[@robertdonahue3776]

I can’t believe they didn’t put in my favorite scene from Roswell That Ends Well. Zoidberg: “What’s this? A Buffet, oh if only I had my wallet with me.” General: “Um, it’s free.” Zoidberg: “Whaaaaaauugh!” *loud noises of tables and food being thrown and consumed, then a moment of silence before slamming onto the window sucking the grease that lanes on window*

[@jmc_model16]

4:59 JOHN FUCKING ZOIDBERG🦞

[@StrangerForever85]

For that last scene, I was kind of hoping it would also show when she dumped Zoidberg. If you haven’t seen Stench and Stenchibilities, she gets a job as a garbage truck driver and dumps Zoidberg’s dumpster; he ends up in the cab with her and they drive off together.

[@alyssagriffin9180]

Is she in the new season? Zoidberg deserves happiness and unconditional love!

[@StrangerForever85]

@@alyssagriffin9180 , no idea. Haven't watched it yet.

[@Asahamana]

I hated that episode felt so forced to me 😄

[@dietznutz1]

​@alyssagriffin9180 not yet she isn't, they better not just cut her out

[@andrefasching1332]

​@@dietznutz1agree. She is possibly the best newly introduced characters. Way better than Cubert at least. But a gut feeling tells me they decided to ignore anything about Zoidberg and just turned him into funny crab man.

[@LordJord001]

It makes sense that Nogla used a zoidberg character model in gmod for years. They're so alike in personality that it's scary.

[@dorourke105]

"are you coming on to me?" 🤣🤣

[@SamuelBlack84]

"I'm not hearing a no" 😏

[@jameseglavin4]

“I’m not hearing a noooo” easily the best exchange

[@Phantomx1989]

8:33 Only time Bender was intimidated by Zoidberg

[@shadowpuppet8192]

I was hoping to see the scene where he walks in on a feast, he gets excited, then gets sad cause he doesn't have his wallet. The general: Uh.. It's free. Zoidberg: *screeches innexcitement* the proceeds to devour everything.

[@tacticalassaultanteater9678]

Zoidberg was the only Futurama character who was ever allowed to properly swear, and I think that's perfect. Correction: clamps also swears once. Is this a privilege reserved for characters that have reversible thumbs?

[@ciel1083]

Both have claws

[@tacticalassaultanteater9678]

@@ciel1083 Are clamps claws? Doesn't a claw have to be pointy?

[@earthball2024]

​@@tacticalassaultanteater9678no. A claw does not have to be pointy. If it did lots of crabs would not have claws.

[@vksasdgaming9472]

​@@earthball2024John Zoidberg does not have claws. He has crustacean pincers known as chelae.

[@OS_Fullmetal]

Me at the end of this video. 4:35

[@owo5002]

Me too 😂😂😂 And 6:36

[@Rockoutloud345]

"You're a big inhuman moster!" "What are you, my drivers license?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@zakbax7259]

"Now pick a mouth, open it and say 'የሎብስተር ጥፍሮች.'" "Uhh…እናትህ ቆሻሻ ነች?" "What?! My mother was a saint! GET OUT!"

[@thetophatnerd2664]

The translation to English just makes it even better (Also where did you get that text?)

[@zakbax7259]

It’s Amharic, a language from Ethiopia. I chose it just because it looks a lot like alien writing, I’m sure I’m not the only one who thought that when I first saw it

[@TactileCoder]

As an Ethiopian I read it without thinking 😂

[@abbas-aliibnmohammadal-nam929]

​@@TactileCoderlove to Ethiopia from Russia

[@leyrua]

6:25 this moment made me laugh. She's powering through with sheer SPITE.

[@Tony-The-Motherfucking-Tiger]

John Zoidberg, my beloved

[@sarcasticallyrearranged]

He's mine and I'll fight you for him 😤

[@ArchLegoFilms_]

I love him 😆❤️

[@OliverXAlicelover765]

No he is mine😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬

[@crazyguy32100]

"JOHN F#@*ING ZOIDBERG!"

[@TurboMMaster]

Zoidberg is so relatable for me.

[@randomperson-hw6xb]

"i always forget about the bones"

[@joshuagoforth1658]

1:01-1:09 me just yesterday 😂 and now everything is wonderful life can change in an instant

[@SpadesNeil]

Fry was right about the anchovies. Nobody likes them at first. But they do grow on you. Anchovies and pepperoni is bliss.

[@Rose-yx6jq]

I'll take your word for it.

[@heathergerbyshak4078]

Just spent an evening making tomato and anchovy pasta. After the first bowlful, I fed it to the garbage disposal.

[@user-ym4xy6us5e]

Fungus also grows on you. No thanks.

[@BiassedMarrow24]

6:34 has me wheezing

[@reese_zero3437]

Doctor: “Stomach contents: one deviled egg.” Zoidberg: “Deviled egg??” *chows down on the egg* Doctor: “The same deviled egg.”

[@lesewing]

Just a bit later: "Hey, don't do that! I need that to speak!" Scientists proceed to cut faster.

[@joshuagoforth1658]

Also 4:20-4:23 my favorite zoidberg line 😂

[@cassandraevermore8123]

Screwed again my friend! XDDD

[@joshuagoforth1658]

@@cassandraevermore8123 ikr 😂

[@friedchipmunk]

Nice of you to put 2 clips from the new season in this vid! I’m glad there are some funny moments in this reboot so far

[@Taijifufu]

You still have Zoidberg. You *ALL* still have Zoidberg!!😠👉

[@jedricbarlow3940]

*”My name isn’t slick. It’s Zoidberg. John F*cking Zoidgerg”*

[@disneyfan9134]

0:29 I would have loved to hear Zoidberg do an evil laugh. That would be hilarious.

[@claymenefee6999]

Zoidburg will always be my favorite.

[@jordanriederer1518]

3:10 is literally the funniest thing ive ever seen oh my goddddddddd

[@user-ym4xy6us5e]

It's damned funny, but you're evidently pretty young. 😀

[@claywest9528]

Stench and Stenchability, where Zoidberg ends up with the flower girl, is really just a parody of Charlie Chaplin's "City Lights" except the girl has no sense of smell, instead of being blind.

[@researcherchameleon4602]

When he is being disected in Roswell, he says he has 4 hearts as they remove one, later, when bender is going to marry calculon, he says he has 3 hearts, and in Bender’s game, he has 2 hearts, he is down to his last heart

[@john_blues]

"I value Dr. patient confidentiality!" Roberto is the best.

[@justinw7323]

"On Earth you enjoy eating a tasty clam, on my planet they enjoy eating a tasty you!" 😂

[@cheezemonkeyeater]

The delivery on "I'm not hearing a no," gets me every time.

[@KCKingdomCreateGreatTrekAgain]

7:24-7:38 LOL

[@musiclover4life98]

I always laugh when I rewatch and the scene comes up 🤣🤣

[@liborohanka5010]

I would include scene where Zoidburg use money he got from state to create dinner for homeless and invites everyone to it, even people who were mean to him before, like Mom. (And she accepted, free meal is free meal)

[@brockragni1053]

0:25 I like Dr. Zoidberg's positivity.

[@bellissimo4520]

"One of us must be the bad creature!" "Is it me maybe?" 🤣🤣🤣

[@jayluck8047]

That Scotch-Tape callback hits on so many levels! 😂

[@Kas58223]

Why did you come to earth Not a day goes by I don’t ask myself the same question

[@mikeohawk95]

2:28 dude I too thought of knife bullets too, and man effective as I figured !

[@thewackerly]

Zoidberg staring the gang down as he cuts the pizza *chef's kiss*

[@The-Gentleman-Ender]

That thumbnail is oddly terrifying imagine seeing that in the dark or running towards you full sprint I genuinely think that would be worse than some horror movies I’ve seen I don’t know wether it’s the smile or the eyes

[@typacsk]

The delivery of "Blood - *thicker* - water" gets me every time

[@headrockbeats]

Awwww, you hit Zoidberg's second line from his first appearance, but not the first which is better! *Zoidberg:* "Now, open your mouth and let's take a look at that brain." *Fry:* *Zoidberg:* "No, no, no, not that mouth." *Fry:* "I only have one." *Zoidberg:* "REALLY?"

[@long_chin_man]

3:43 i love how the thing almost pulls off a plausible zoidberg impression, then zoidberg says "is it me, maybe?" and the thing realises its been out-done and immediately reveals itsself lol

[@theindooroutdoorsman]

I like how you snuck the new season in.

[@alibrown172]

In Soviet Decapod 10, clams enjoy a tasty you

[@Lord.1337-7]

7:23 "What?! My mother was a saint!" 🤣

[@PaxTheCat]

"on earth everybody is looking for a giant squid" As a earth person, I can agree with this statement. We love Squid-san

[@dantu5377]

Which episode does zoidberg cuts the pizza

[@OliverXAlicelover765]

“Screwed again my friend.” Got me laughing hard

[@Mister-Red]

6:45 this was the first episode I've ever seen of Futurama

[@Entheogenics]

I can quote every episode 😭

[@ArchLegoFilms_]

He is so cute ❤️🥺

[@Luke-ky5ed]

7:14 I don’t remember this scene. Which episode?

[@74rob69]

"I'm not hearing a nooo". I use this line...often.

[@user-ml2so8dp8i]

Zoidberg is my favorite character And he's an underrated character

[@linkin2190]

All I see is Nogla when I see zoidberg

[@TheSemajshadow]

Love how disappointed he was he wasn't the monster

[@gabrielmendivil5]

4:17 Hermes could have partner up with Fry or Bender 😂😂😂

[@simpIeidiot]

“WHAT?!” “SUPERMODEEL!!”

[@TinyWolfGirl]

It's hard not to hate him for his humor

[@owo5002]

Young lady ahahahahahha 7:26

[@bmstylee]

My mother was a saint.

[@retardedstudios4375]

3:43 this shit is funny as hell!

[@your_favorite_jackalope_ba1325]

as a vanoss watcher, dr zoidberg not sounding like nogla feels so wrong x-x like his voice just matches zoidbergs look

[@wajowski]

Thank you for ending this video with Zoidberg’s ‘W’ moments.

[@mintakamothkind]

Amy: "There's lots of great places to meet people" Hermes: "The Federal Sex Bureau!" Bender: "A saucy puppet show!" Zoidberg: "The rotting carcass of a whale."

[@andreiscalpizar7477]

You know nogla's voice is quite fitting for zoidburg

[@morphyon]

„yees… now“

[@mathieuleader8601]

Zoidberg does do a good sinister cackle

[@michaelhuynh4953]

Welcome to my life! *sobs*

[@TomFynn]

"Wait, we still have to talk about the facts of life! What are they?"

[@hyicrotai9801]

If Zoidberg and Roger met that'd be my 2 favorite 👽

[@lesewing]

Love the Yeti episode where Zoidberg mutilates the crew and they all go to a real doctor. That guy sounds like a total Zoidberg. "It WAS Zoidberg!"

[@waterbottlegamingtv]

Reupload?

[@SamuelBoreas]

Should have ended this with Zoidberg going more... lol

[@incoherentlyspeaking7748]

"grab onto my testicles", what a real one

[@LordDagron]

The deviled egg got me.

[@beewell1600]

what are you, my drivers licence

[@reddopes5728]

“you got me lobster?” “Mhm”

[@leetun444]

His name is where I got my Roblox account's usernames from. Love Futurama! ❤🚀

[@bwilliams463]

WAITER: Are you gentlemen ready to order? ZOIDBERG: Is bread free? WAITER: Yes. ZOIDBERG: We'll split an order.

[@alexb141]

'it mean itll hatch into a tiny infant creature, unless we cook it first'

[@Tiemurillo]

Fox really copy right striked the first one ong