"Zoidberg, you're an inhuman monster!" "What are you, my driver's license?"
@MasterArchfiend3 ай бұрын
The fact that he has one is an underrated win for him.
@samuellasky7771 Жыл бұрын
Something I only noticed from watching this video is that Professor Farnsworth and Hermes are the only ones who actually says "Doctor Zoidberg" regularly, nobody else respects him enough to call him Doctor.
@andrefasching1332 Жыл бұрын
They scrapped that in the new season. If i remember correctly Farnsworth refers to him as "Crabthing" in the german version. The episodes are surprisingly well made, im just still not sure if they managed to catch what made the OG show so good
@arthurmartin4616 Жыл бұрын
@@andrefasching1332 Agreed. The first episode felt more like an ad than anything.
@justincase3230 Жыл бұрын
Hermes doesn't respect him he's just a stickler for titles lol
@outlawedmedia4336 Жыл бұрын
Actually they do. Leela calls him 'doctor Zoidberg' when her eye was damaged from elzar, AND again on that episode where Leela was fishing with a harpoon and she caught zoidberg.
@statinskill7 ай бұрын
Hermes absolutely hates Dr. Zoidberg, Farnsworth and Zoidberg share a secret. Nobody respects him as a medical doctor, which he doesn't even claim to be ("Dr. Zoidberg" - a medical corporation).
@thomasworthy8255 Жыл бұрын
"who needs courage when you have a gun!"
@joshuagoforth1658 Жыл бұрын
That made me cry laughing 😂
@garymcgaryson5039 Жыл бұрын
America
@goatcheeseguru7976 Жыл бұрын
👁️👄👁️
@justwannawatchyoutubegeez2381 Жыл бұрын
It takes courage to choose to stand against evil and tyranny and draw your gun. Courage to be ready to do what you’ve prepared for by arming yourself. But you can never fully prepare yourself to potentially kill another human being over their stupidity to force you into that situation. It takes a lot of courage to risk your future on making the right choices in the situations. If you’ve got a gun and no courage your at a huge disadvantage And a bell of a lot of courage to choose when to counter ambush the threat.
@MariktheGunslinger Жыл бұрын
@@justwannawatchyoutubegeez2381 I just wanna watch KZbin, jeez.
@diamondking3785 Жыл бұрын
Favorite moments. 4:18 "And I'll go with... uh..." "Screwed again, my friend!" 4:54 "My names isn't slick... It's Zoidburg... JOHN F'ING ZOIDBURG!!"
@ukaszmozejko9984 Жыл бұрын
That moment of realization you grew up to become Zoidberg...
@redacted2275 Жыл бұрын
But I can't even change my skin... :~
@andrefasching1332 Жыл бұрын
just applied for an engineering position im not in the slightest bit sure i qualify for il just said yes to everything they showed me and tried to be as likable as possible. I felt very zoidbergy doing so but i hope il find some friends there. Embrace zoidbergian applications.
@frimi8593 Жыл бұрын
ukaszmozejko9984, I want you to answer completely honestly to the best of your ability. How many patients have you killed?
@sdgdhpmbp Жыл бұрын
Yeah... but at least I'm not killing anyone with my incompetence... directly.
@DaFro3713 Жыл бұрын
But I didn’t turn into a zoidb…awwwwww.
@Rose-yx6jq Жыл бұрын
"God it's Zoidburg, I hate to bother you." *Big bag of money* "Fine fine I'll shut up." He's so polite.
@rabbidguarddog Жыл бұрын
Fr 😂
@MobolajiE10 ай бұрын
3:19
@lordrynogaming1553 Жыл бұрын
I do hope we see more of zoidburg's girlfriend. The man deserved a win and it would be bs to take that from him
@megabubfish Жыл бұрын
Facts. That, more than anything, was why I was happy letting Futurama never come back. The character I liked the most got his happily ever after; what more is there to be done?
@Taijifufu Жыл бұрын
You don't think the character was contrived to force a happy ending?
@megabubfish Жыл бұрын
@@Taijifufu Yes, and? It's Futurama, a 22-minute comedy from the same people that made the Simpsons. You're in the wrong place if you want something not stupid and contrived. That being said, giving him a happily ever after was very satisfying after him being shit on for a decade worth of episodes, and it made it feel like a worthy ending to the show.
@andrefasching1332 Жыл бұрын
@@Taijifufumf does not understand that you sometimes just randomly meet a fitting person.
@peytonreed937 Жыл бұрын
Honestly, with how much things changed, I think they could still tell more stories.
@arbknight12 Жыл бұрын
Professor: “I want you to kill me!” Zoidberg: “Alright, give me the knife.”
@asphyviaa8090 Жыл бұрын
"Stomach contents, one deviled egg" "Deviled egg?" *Devours it* "The same deviled egg" got me to lol
@ashessakura75182 ай бұрын
This part is hysterical to me 😂
@DarkLink1996.Ай бұрын
Got through the rest of it just fine, but that one killed me
@LordJord0019 ай бұрын
It makes sense that Nogla used a zoidberg character model in gmod for years. They're so alike in personality that it's scary.
@DavisPickle20042 ай бұрын
They should have Nogla voice Zoidberg seriously. 😂
@etherealbladerx8153Ай бұрын
😂 "Mhm"
@DavisPickle2004Ай бұрын
@@etherealbladerx8153 You got me Lobster?
@totallytravicious Жыл бұрын
I know this is a zoidber video but I laugh every time at "if you come in peace, surrender or be destroyed. If you're here to make war, we surrender."
@Fluxquark Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Rome: Total War where the AI would sometimes send a diplomat to tell you: "Please do not attack. Accept or we will attack."
@JS-rv3et Жыл бұрын
@Fluxquark well I mean if you find another tribe and they refuse to coexist only option is to eliminate the threat before they eliminate you
@arthurmartin4616 Жыл бұрын
Not sure if you meant the zoidberg typo
@Talia.777 Жыл бұрын
@@Fluxquark 🤣😂
@RedFloyd4699 ай бұрын
@@Fluxquark yeah that one actually completely makes sense. It's a silly way to say "Keep your armies away from our borders at all times, and our nations can co-exist peacefully. Cross that line, however, and we will destroy you root and stem." Romans didn't fuck around, man.
@manickitty2783 Жыл бұрын
One of my all time favorite lines from Zoidberg is "The President is gagging on my gas bladder.What an honor!" Never fails to make me howl with laughter.
@APAMVs9 ай бұрын
I like how in that scene, fry looks at Zoidberg like: aww you goofball
@ryanwebb3094 ай бұрын
What episode is it from, though?
@manickitty27834 ай бұрын
@@ryanwebb309 “Roswell that ends well”
@kyaradragonhunter2268 Жыл бұрын
"Zoidberg you are an inhuman monster!" "What are you, my drivers license?" Had me in tears
@jameseglavin410 ай бұрын
“I’m not hearing a noooo” easily the best exchange
@mrjonny944225 күн бұрын
really shows Zoidberg is so desperate for friends, he's willing to go gay if it means finally getting any.
@jameseglavin425 күн бұрын
@ wouldn’t even be gay for him, just doing a solid for a good bro lol
@TimBurtonPrincess Жыл бұрын
Truman: "Now, what's your mission? Are you planning to make some kind of alien human hybrid?" Zoidberg: "Are you coming on to me?" Truman: "I take exception to that!" Zoidberg: "I'm not hearing a no!" Gets me every time
@patrik9328 Жыл бұрын
"My name isnt Slick, its Zoidberg. John *bleep* Zoidberg!! Aaarghh!!!"
@jmc_model16 Жыл бұрын
4:59 JOHN FUCKING ZOIDBERG🦞
@Lumin08 Жыл бұрын
I can never see Zoideberg again without thinking it’s Nogla
@unlawfulcoconut7291 Жыл бұрын
“You got me lobster?” ……mhmm!
@reddopes5728 Жыл бұрын
also they sound so similar lol
@testedguy4 ай бұрын
Rightt! I love them both
@mexico77212 ай бұрын
Yes
@long_chin_man7 ай бұрын
3:43 i love how the thing almost pulls off a plausible zoidberg impression, then zoidberg says "is it me, maybe?" and the thing realises its been out-done and immediately reveals itsself lol
@Kinzoku_jp Жыл бұрын
2:39, 0:31 looking straight on at zoidberg's face is always hilarious
@capuchin334Ай бұрын
5:51 dang zoidberg going crazy with them gun tricks
@robertdonahue3776 Жыл бұрын
I can’t believe they didn’t put in my favorite scene from Roswell That Ends Well. Zoidberg: “What’s this? A Buffet, oh if only I had my wallet with me.” General: “Um, it’s free.” Zoidberg: “Whaaaaaauugh!” *loud noises of tables and food being thrown and consumed, then a moment of silence before slamming onto the window sucking the grease that lanes on window*
@jedricbarlow3940 Жыл бұрын
*”My name isn’t slick. It’s Zoidberg. John F*cking Zoidgerg”*
@shadowpuppet8192 Жыл бұрын
I was hoping to see the scene where he walks in on a feast, he gets excited, then gets sad cause he doesn't have his wallet. The general: Uh.. It's free. Zoidberg: *screeches innexcitement* the proceeds to devour everything.
@cheezemonkeyeater6 ай бұрын
The delivery on "I'm not hearing a no," gets me every time.
@StrangerForever85 Жыл бұрын
For that last scene, I was kind of hoping it would also show when she dumped Zoidberg. If you haven’t seen Stench and Stenchibilities, she gets a job as a garbage truck driver and dumps Zoidberg’s dumpster; he ends up in the cab with her and they drive off together.
@alyssagriffin9180 Жыл бұрын
Is she in the new season? Zoidberg deserves happiness and unconditional love!
@StrangerForever85 Жыл бұрын
@@alyssagriffin9180 , no idea. Haven't watched it yet.
@Asahamana Жыл бұрын
I hated that episode felt so forced to me 😄
@dietznutz1 Жыл бұрын
@alyssagriffin9180 not yet she isn't, they better not just cut her out
@andrefasching1332 Жыл бұрын
@@dietznutz1agree. She is possibly the best newly introduced characters. Way better than Cubert at least. But a gut feeling tells me they decided to ignore anything about Zoidberg and just turned him into funny crab man.
@Phantomx1989 Жыл бұрын
8:33 Only time Bender was intimidated by Zoidberg
@zakbax7259 Жыл бұрын
"Now pick a mouth, open it and say 'የሎብስተር ጥፍሮች.'" "Uhh…እናትህ ቆሻሻ ነች?" "What?! My mother was a saint! GET OUT!"
@thetophatnerd2664 Жыл бұрын
The translation to English just makes it even better (Also where did you get that text?)
@zakbax7259 Жыл бұрын
It’s Amharic, a language from Ethiopia. I chose it just because it looks a lot like alien writing, I’m sure I’m not the only one who thought that when I first saw it
@TactileCoder Жыл бұрын
As an Ethiopian I read it without thinking 😂
@abbas-aliibnmohammadal-nam929 Жыл бұрын
@@TactileCoderlove to Ethiopia from Russia
@justusgood50652 ай бұрын
"Zoidberg you're an inhuman monster." "What are you my drivers license?"
@Aussieguy-4077Ай бұрын
1:01 Bender : my dreams and glory died before they even began Dr zoidberg : welcome to life 😀ohohoh😭
@tacticalassaultanteater9678 Жыл бұрын
Zoidberg was the only Futurama character who was ever allowed to properly swear, and I think that's perfect. Correction: clamps also swears once. Is this a privilege reserved for characters that have reversible thumbs?
@ciel1083 Жыл бұрын
Both have claws
@tacticalassaultanteater9678 Жыл бұрын
@@ciel1083 Are clamps claws? Doesn't a claw have to be pointy?
@earthball2024 Жыл бұрын
@@tacticalassaultanteater9678no. A claw does not have to be pointy. If it did lots of crabs would not have claws.
@vksasdgaming94728 ай бұрын
@@earthball2024John Zoidberg does not have claws. He has crustacean pincers known as chelae.
@MatthewChristianMurray3 ай бұрын
*revoisable clamps
@jeffbrehove26142 ай бұрын
"Everyone we invited is here". "Also Zoidberg"
@leyrua Жыл бұрын
6:25 this moment made me laugh. She's powering through with sheer SPITE.
@dorourke105 Жыл бұрын
"are you coming on to me?" 🤣🤣
@SamuelBlack847 ай бұрын
"I'm not hearing a no" 😏
@ShockRoxАй бұрын
"Fry, u go with Bender. Amy, with Leela. And I go with, uh..." "Screwed again, my friend!"
@researcherchameleon4602 Жыл бұрын
When he is being disected in Roswell, he says he has 4 hearts as they remove one, later, when bender is going to marry calculon, he says he has 3 hearts, and in Bender’s game, he has 2 hearts, he is down to his last heart
@OS_Fullmetal Жыл бұрын
Me at the end of this video. 4:35
@owo5002 Жыл бұрын
Me too 😂😂😂 And 6:36
@joshuagoforth1658 Жыл бұрын
1:01-1:09 me just yesterday 😂 and now everything is wonderful life can change in an instant
@crazyguy32100 Жыл бұрын
"JOHN F#@*ING ZOIDBERG!"
@reese_zero3437 Жыл бұрын
Doctor: “Stomach contents: one deviled egg.” Zoidberg: “Deviled egg??” *chows down on the egg* Doctor: “The same deviled egg.”
@lesewing Жыл бұрын
Just a bit later: "Hey, don't do that! I need that to speak!" Scientists proceed to cut faster.
@notimeleft1Ай бұрын
After all the crap Zoidberg has been through, he gets an ending that I didn’t expect.
@74rob698 ай бұрын
"I'm not hearing a nooo". I use this line...often.
@TurboMMaster Жыл бұрын
Zoidberg is so relatable for me.
@Starlightglitter66Ай бұрын
Zoidberg is a punching bag character done right. Hell this show doesn’t treat Zoidberg as just a joke and that’s why futurama is better than shows than family guy, and the Simpsons.
@gabrielplayz8647Ай бұрын
4:27 I relate with zoidberg the most here. (Usually with meat except fish. I also happen to like eating pizza)
@randomperson-hw6xb Жыл бұрын
"i always forget about the bones"
@friedchipmunk Жыл бұрын
Nice of you to put 2 clips from the new season in this vid! I’m glad there are some funny moments in this reboot so far
@mintakamothkind6 ай бұрын
Amy: "There's lots of great places to meet people" Hermes: "The Federal Sex Bureau!" Bender: "A saucy puppet show!" Zoidberg: "The rotting carcass of a whale."
@disneyfan9134 Жыл бұрын
0:29 I would have loved to hear Zoidberg do an evil laugh. I’d pay good money to hear Billy West do an evil laugh as Zoidberg. That would be hilarious.😅😅
@BiassedMarrow2411 ай бұрын
6:34 has me wheezing
@joshuagoforth1658 Жыл бұрын
Also 4:20-4:23 my favorite zoidberg line 😂
@cassandraevermore8123 Жыл бұрын
Screwed again my friend! XDDD
@joshuagoforth1658 Жыл бұрын
@@cassandraevermore8123 ikr 😂
@jordanriederer1518 Жыл бұрын
3:10 is literally the funniest thing ive ever seen oh my goddddddddd
@SanchoPanza-m8m7 ай бұрын
It's damned funny, but you're evidently pretty young. 😀
@redshot5403Ай бұрын
7:36 lol either Zoidberg is talking about his aunt or his mother was a saint even if he never met her
@FernandoCrepaldi-m9dАй бұрын
"Its all so complicated with the fllwers and the lies upon lies"
@Jamie_062 ай бұрын
3:14 Sounds like a NASCAR stock car
@claywest9528 Жыл бұрын
Stench and Stenchability, where Zoidberg ends up with the flower girl, is really just a parody of Charlie Chaplin's "City Lights" except the girl has no sense of smell, instead of being blind.
@Rockoutloud345 Жыл бұрын
"You're a big inhuman moster!" "What are you, my drivers license?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@headrockbeats4 ай бұрын
Awwww, you hit Zoidberg's second line from his first appearance, but not the first which is better! *Zoidberg:* "Now, open your mouth and let's take a look at that brain." *Fry:* *Zoidberg:* "No, no, no, not that mouth." *Fry:* "I only have one." *Zoidberg:* "REALLY?"
@Taijifufu Жыл бұрын
You still have Zoidberg. You *ALL* still have Zoidberg!!😠👉
@thewackerly Жыл бұрын
Zoidberg staring the gang down as he cuts the pizza *chef's kiss*
@The-Gentleman-Ender Жыл бұрын
That thumbnail is oddly terrifying imagine seeing that in the dark or running towards you full sprint I genuinely think that would be worse than some horror movies I’ve seen I don’t know wether it’s the smile or the eyes
@Sweet_Z_Official2 ай бұрын
7:24 When you go to a Japanese hospital.
@claymenefee6999 Жыл бұрын
Zoidburg will always be my favorite.
@SpadesNeil Жыл бұрын
Fry was right about the anchovies. Nobody likes them at first. But they do grow on you. Anchovies and pepperoni is bliss.
@Rose-yx6jq Жыл бұрын
I'll take your word for it.
@heathergerbyshak40788 ай бұрын
Just spent an evening making tomato and anchovy pasta. After the first bowlful, I fed it to the garbage disposal.
@SanchoPanza-m8m7 ай бұрын
Fungus also grows on you. No thanks.
@mmurph617Ай бұрын
You can keep it
@mikeohawk95 Жыл бұрын
2:28 dude I too thought of knife bullets too, and man effective as I figured !
@FOSSMANJosh6 ай бұрын
Zoidberg is my favorite character And he's an underrated character
@RE1GNITEDАй бұрын
I know zoidberg's secret identity, It's.... NOGLA!
@brockragni1053 Жыл бұрын
0:25 I like Dr. Zoidberg's positivity.
@liborohanka5010 Жыл бұрын
I would include scene where Zoidburg use money he got from state to create dinner for homeless and invites everyone to it, even people who were mean to him before, like Mom. (And she accepted, free meal is free meal)
@zoidberg3000Ай бұрын
“Hahahahh” “What is that?!” “I don’t know but it’s infectious! Hahahahaha!”
@superluigibrosanimations6086Ай бұрын
2:57 im not hearing a no...
@Just_Dino-ks4vcАй бұрын
Most badass zoidberg momment 4:46
@Lord.1337-76 ай бұрын
7:23 "What?! My mother was a saint!" 🤣
@zekenotechАй бұрын
If Zoidberg was actually a good human Doctor, he would be the most lovable and endearing character in animation.
@redshot5403Ай бұрын
4:54 my favorite Zoidberg moment
@simpIeidiot5 ай бұрын
“WHAT?!” “SUPERMODEEL!!”
@ayi170525 күн бұрын
i like how they made nogla a cartoon charecter
@dillonkinder92964 ай бұрын
Dr. Zoidberg: Are you come on to me? I’m not hearing a no?
@redshot5403Ай бұрын
Lol that zoidberg
@Luke-ky5ed7 ай бұрын
7:14 I don’t remember this scene. Which episode?
@lukeshiel32 ай бұрын
"The Impossible Stream" the first revival episode on Hulu.
@PaxTheCat Жыл бұрын
"on earth everybody is looking for a giant squid" As a earth person, I can agree with this statement. We love Squid-san
@alibrown172 Жыл бұрын
In Soviet Decapod 10, clams enjoy a tasty you
@RedfishCarolinaАй бұрын
Always wished they put Zoidburg on the Flying Dutchman as the ship medic
@Kas58223 Жыл бұрын
Why did you come to earth Not a day goes by I don’t ask myself the same question
@DreckbobBratpfanne2 ай бұрын
"not hearing a no" Imagine youre one of the bystanders seeing your boss getting roasted by some Alien squid xD
@renranger2135Ай бұрын
7:24 Ah, remember when Zoidberg had teeth? Good times.
@jayluck80476 ай бұрын
That Scotch-Tape callback hits on so many levels! 😂
@reddopes5728 Жыл бұрын
“you got me lobster?” “Mhm”
@brocktherock773 ай бұрын
1:09 "It means it'll hatch into a tiny little infant creature...unless we cook it first." 😂😂😂
@andreiscalpizar7477 Жыл бұрын
You know nogla's voice is quite fitting for zoidburg
@SprattelwattenАй бұрын
Zoidberg's death stare
@thaqiftalip2771 Жыл бұрын
I will not forget that Dr. Zoidberg is Daithi De Nogla.
@typacsk6 ай бұрын
The delivery of "Blood - *thicker* - water" gets me every time
@joshbrinkman15132 ай бұрын
The john F###### zoidberg and grab onto my testicles got me dead
@SkynetbearАй бұрын
6:47 Fry. How the Hell did you understand what that meant for you?
@linkin2190 Жыл бұрын
All I see is Nogla when I see zoidberg
@wajowski6 ай бұрын
Thank you for ending this video with Zoidberg’s ‘W’ moments.
@gabrielmendivil5 Жыл бұрын
4:17 Hermes could have partner up with Fry or Bender 😂😂😂
@ArchLegoFilms_10 ай бұрын
He is so cute ❤️🥺
@KCKingdomCreateGreatTrekAgain Жыл бұрын
7:24-7:38 LOL
@ayathecreator Жыл бұрын
I always laugh when I rewatch and the scene comes up 🤣🤣
@your_favorite_jackalope_ba13255 ай бұрын
as a vanoss watcher, dr zoidberg not sounding like nogla feels so wrong x-x like his voice just matches zoidbergs look