THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN POSSESS

[@Wilburgur]

*L E S S E R R A C E S*

[@oof5992]

Wilburgur Are you a Talmor?

[@oof5992]

Wilburgur Have you heard about the high elves

[@Ser_Locke]

Wilburgur you is esshoe

[@desiredriving]

i cant believe i just found you out.amazing content m8

[@mish165]

MAH BOI

[@icedzeus1769]

This is a Hero Of Kvatch I can actually imagine becoming Sheogorath.

[@Priceluked]

Sand Man True, new headcannon established.

[@notalaeyt784]

Funny thing is Sheogorath himself tells you after you become him you won't instantly become a world bending daedric lord its only after hundreds of years that you slowly go insane and slowly turn into Sheogorath himself and finally completely transform into the daedric prince of madness.

[@KyrieFortune]

Skyrim but Sheogorath is 100x more powerful

[@draco5991rep]

@@notalaeyt784 That might be true but Mr.T is a Night Elf Mohawk.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

That means that my sneaky, steal-everything, archer cat has met the great cat of legends. The Hero Of Kvatch. Instant win!

[@patches2877]

Umbacano be like: "If they have a tail, send them to jail" "Go to Hell if you're from Hammerfell" "If their skin is green, they're unclean" "Imperials and Nords? Stab them with your sword" And that's all I got.

[@sdivine13]

If they're black give em an attack

[@supremeleaderchase7339]

Wood elfs go back to the shelf

[@jaythehuman2552]

If their an elf, mount their heads on a shelf...

[@jaythehuman2552]

@Qff Qff Wbhjob _I_ _Resist_ _arrest_ make me _pay_ _in_ _blood_

[@fandral92]

If they're Breton they're A Felon

[@Reinfarcements]

13:42 Such a powerful scene. It was at this moment, Autism Cat lost his innocence. He stares blankly into the once peaceful village center, witnessing friends kill each other. Entire families slaughtered each other, whilst yesterday they feasted together. Autism Cat saw how cruel the world can truly be, and it was none other than himself whom brought such cruelty to good people. He would never be the same, and he knew that. He could do nothing but watch the evil he wrought unfold before his eyes. His very soul was among the casualties that befell Bleaker's Way that day. It would seem there is indeed "Nothing You Can Possess" that cannot be taken from you, including one's own morality.

[@halcyon1644]

Indeed

[@doomsday437]

That's deep

[@Esirre]

apt

[@dablic4758]

Does anybody know the music playing during this scene?

[@clientsname2933]

I mean, this is amazing..........I just love the name, Autism Cat, I mean, I like how you try to be serious but fail.

[@ingmarakkerman5780]

''why won''t you die'' Wilburgur is turning into a Oblivion NPC!!!!

[@elephystry]

Autism Cat is unconscious.

[@alamo-yl2vn]

i've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you.

[@heatherstokes5550]

one with obliv One With Obliv ONE WITH OBLIV

[@goldenfox334]

@@alamo-yl2vn every time I hear that I think, so you actually we're weak enough that mudcrabs possed a threat 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Meanlucario]

"I think Umbacano may be a bit of a racist." He's a high elf, so it comes with the territory.

[@genderlesstoast6633]

This is why I always choose orcs, they may worship a cannibal but still

[@Meanlucario]

@@genderlesstoast6633 When did Malacath do that?

[@genderlesstoast6633]

@@Meanlucario I've been told so by a lot of other players, and I've seen it on a loading screen too, orcs worship a cannibal lmao

[@Meanlucario]

@@genderlesstoast6633 I can't find anything looking up the wikis.

[@LordThomasPassion]

I don't think you know what you're talking about. Malacath is about effort. I think you are thinking of lady of uncomfortable things, what's her face.

[@shtembyduelsson]

"Afff Ariel yik Tamriel delavoy an arrrrpen alanTAAAnabay... You have the hands of a healer."

[@christiancristof491]

He translated.

[@zachwhitehead2324]

I literally keeled over and died of laughter 😂

[@tastychunks]

You're a sneaky looking sort

[@MedicMain9]

@@tastychunks Look at the muscles on you!

[@Fr0st1989]

the adventures of Lesser Race Cat

[@johndoe-tx6if]

Lesser Race Cat's bizarre adventure

[@mrhalfwit972]

oh no

[@Lux-os6nl]

A Lesser Race Cat's Anime

[@DuncStatus]

More like lesser chromosomes

[@Dovah_Slayer]

@@DuncStatus I like your joke but autism isn't caused by a chromosomal imbalance as far as we know then again we don't actually know what the causes are

[@trevohyeah]

these videos are like half meme and half actual gameplay. God bless oblivion

[@swaydagger9833]

TRVVVR NEVER SHOULD BE BANISHED FOREVER jk I get your talking about the game

[@Leon-ex3ym]

*Talos* bless oblivion

[@markokrstic8795]

@@Leon-ex3ym *DAGOTH UR* Bless Oblivion, you Imperial dog

[@nopenot6704]

And god bless autism cat

[@jp8649]

The "thank you" at 1:40 is exactly how I'd imagine Autism Cat to speak.

[@AnnathePiana]

Waiting for Umbacano's apology video.

[@MoistVonLipwig]

Bosmer Lives Matter #MaglirX

[@markokrstic8795]

@malcador the sigillite the *DARK ELVEN* supremacy, you n'wah!

[@markokrstic8795]

@malcador the sigillite Do i need to call the Telvanni?

[@markokrstic8795]

@malcador the sigillite That's just straight up wrong, but ok. And i'm pretty sure that the Telvanni always have the time to show the altmer how a real wizard does magic.

[@lonewanderer1328]

Marko Krstić Altmer are the bitches to the Dunmer. For the Dunmer are just Chimer that got Kratos’d cause of Nerevar getting betrayed. And the Altmer never had a Nerevar

[@TheForeverLight1]

Now one of my favored youtubers, thank you my friend.

[@TheForeverLight1]

I have been blessed :D

[@konigstiger3017]

sHut The *fUCk* uP

[@Mabra51]

"Daedric princes have good motives" What about Molag Bal the lord of rape?

[@suresren]

He got it the wrong way round - not *all* daedra princes are *wholly* evil. But evil is within the nature of most of them!

[@pepperjackmusic]

that's still a good motive

[@Custer_The_Hymen_Buster]

Sometimes a little bit of rape is needed in order to assert that dominance and get people to submit to you especially when you're the Daedric Prince of Domination.

[@DrinkingAle]

Remember people, this is coming from someone who has willingly claimed the title of "Hymen Buster".

[@Xeotroid]

_Can't rape the willing._

[@CharlieWhitesWig]

I Fucking love the ice-cream hair styles in Oblivion.

[@destubae3271]

The Neutron Style

[@ArniesTech]

@@destubae3271 Always have me Jimmy Neutron vibes 😅

[@MarcAlcatraz]

"they make the deadric princes look evil but they have good motives" *deadric prince orders you to conspire two families into killing eachother*

[@Ryu1ify]

Sniffing more copium than Gwinas

[@whitty1405]

"The lesser races" will never stop being funny

[@vulture_5212]

I love how those two leaders were supposed to have killed each other even though they were both dead in their rooms nowhere near each other.

[@Otakupatriot117]

On the one hand, it could show how the two families already distrusted each other despite their facade of civility, and all it took was any small excuse to drop all pretenses of brotherhood and start killing each other. On the other hand, it's Oblivion logic. Half the fun of this game is how little sense it makes.

[@Justlilmonster]

Maybe they thought each of their leader was killed by one of the other member of the group, not necessarily by the other leader of the group

[@LordHookie]

​@@Justlilmonster that's the reason given in the game

[@hoonterofhoonters6588]

I like how you used Mephala, one of the most evil princes as an example of how not all Daedra are evil. Liked for Animal Crossing music.

[@quiviknotpotato6806]

Def not the worst Prince. That's Dagon and Molag Bal.

[@HellhoundIX]

@@quiviknotpotato6806 Molag Bal maybe. Mephala screws with people, friendships and bonds just for fun. That’s pretty evil to me. At least Dagon just wants to flat out destroy things indiscriminately.

[@quiviknotpotato6806]

Yh, dagon isn't really discriminatory, he hates everyone and everything.

[@quiviknotpotato6806]

@Berzerker if you want a Daedric Prince that isn't truly evil, it's Malacath, Sheogorath, and Sanguine (maaaaaaaaybeeeee...)

[@quiviknotpotato6806]

Forgot to add Meridia, after all, she was just an aedra who defected.

[@HorrorGameAnalysis]

"You have the hands of a healer" gets me every time.

[@tythesmonk4819]

LeSsER rACes

[@Flirga]

Don't use that spongebob mocking meme.

[@Flirga]

I dOnT THinK I wAS tAlkINg tO yOu, WAs I¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿? (that isn't the response I wanted to that damnit!XD)

[@tythesmonk4819]

Soltyrus I was just doing it with no relation to that meme boi

[@beb_9345]

Big Smoke nigga the things you capped spell RACES

[@Flirga]

You cant shout :"my name a Jeff!" without it being related to the my name a jeff memem.

[@autismcat5782]

Proof that I attac

[@shadysam602]

Autism Cat You have the hands of a healer.

[@ccody-long6915]

It's you! the Hero of Kvatch! This is truly an HONOUR!

[@autismcat5782]

yee nigga lol

[@sexslaveboy9526]

Oh It's Really You The Grand Champion! Can I Follow You Around Shine Your Shoes Perhaps A Back Rub?

[@itssk1092]

you're a sneaky looking sort

[@kaitd3816]

Umbacano: lEssER rACes *Autism Cat has left the chat*

[@VulpesHilarianus]

Man, I just can't stop laughing at Mephala's lines. Who the fuck did the tracking on that and said "Yeah, better cut the pauses out between sentences." And did the voice director just not even ask for a second take? I mean, that "Hah-hah-hah" sounded less enthusiastic than a geriatric eunuch schoolmaster announcing the daily schedule.

[@Derrickstare]

oh my GOD that ending was hilarious

[@lukenukemson2231]

As someone who has autism, this entire series is completely revolting and offensive! I actually can't even write that with a straight face. This series is fucking hilarious mate.

[@Rat-rb2rx]

6:58 the Get Em Out By Friday reference is terrifyingly perfect for the context…..

[@SimonConewall]

6:58 Is that friggin "Get Em Out by Friday" by Genesis?!~ Well that certainly made my day.

[@maxd7842]

Thank God some persons know Genesis well

[@Rat-rb2rx]

no 2 second sound clip will go past a genesis fan unnoticed

[@RowanAldridge]

7:00 G E T 'E M O U T B Y F R I D A Y

[@baggedmilk2365]

Rowan A YOU DON'T GET PAID 'TIL THE LAST ONE'S WELL ON HIS WAY

[@slicershanks1919]

Bagged Milk ITS IMPORTANT THAT WE KEEP THE SCHEDULE THERE MUST BE NO DELAAAAAAYYYY

[@Tony_Baloney_]

@@slicershanks1919 I reprrrresent a firm of gentlemen who recently purchased this house, and all the others in the road

[@maxd7842]

Cool thing that some people know Genesis well

[@brem-]

I love this series so much that i bought Oblivion and now i'm going through the story as a Khajiit just as beautiful as Autism-Cat

[@CasparLeones]

You lie. No Khajit as lovely as Autism Cat!

[@ZoraHimself]

Hey, Wilburgur, is there any chance, that *A U T I S M C A T* will visit Skyrim?

[@jeremiahlytle6599]

He met autism cat in Skyrim, when he did the wabbajack quest

[@erikho6936]

He, is in... Solstheim

[@noahhunt8575]

“Showing your face was the last mistake you’l- Arise my people!”

[@MedicMain9]

WHA-WHA-WHAT'S GOING ON??

[@ThIrDWatCher]

Dude if I were a mental daedric god I would choose autism cat as my champion, for sure!

[@HaileN]

Dude, KZbin hasn't been funny for so long. But this series fucking cracks me up. Much love! Keep doing these, they're amazing

[@sdis7889]

get em out by friday is actually my favorite genisis song lol wtf didnt expect that 6:52

[@Lameish]

This was the first game I have ever completed to a 100%, and can you believe this was done on a console..... beating 100% means in my book, collected all nirnroots and do all quests..... I went to jail so many times just to get 100 on everything... xD. I love your commentaries, it's a mix of nostaliga and humour

[@Dasporemaster77]

Zorio jail lowers your skills

[@Lameish]

yeh, couldn't level up, so doing that = I could get more luck,endurance etc etc

[@jamicassidy7955]

Wow! I played a solid 1000+ hours of Oblivi back in the day but had no idea Umba-whatzit had quests. And... ah... so that is why he was not in Skyrim, lol... Interesting that we met the King he is talking about in ESO.

[@bebo2629]

I also had no idea. And the King in ESO is very cool.

[@Cahejo]

I think he was in morrowind as well though. *searched the wiki* ...Yup he was a low life in some random mine and talked about how high elves are superior to everyone.

[@jamicassidy7955]

Yeah I actually recently found out Umba-dude was in Morrowind (from some re-curring Elder Scrolls characters vid).

[@hleghe810]

Jami Cassidy why isn't he?

[@jamicassidy7955]

Why isn't he in Skyrim? Watch the whole video.

[@rudrahp9402]

Top notch editing as always, my man. This is my favorite Oblivion playthrough series so far.

[@maxd7842]

6:59 Well.. Wilburgur listens to Genesis "Genesis - Get Em Out By Friday" for your information

[@Tony_Baloney_]

Foxtrot! :D

[@maxd7842]

@@Tony_Baloney_ Exact! A great album

[@Wordslay]

"The daedric princes are totally not evil in anyway and they just look evil. Okay, fam?"

[@biggieshmeat3672]

Was that a... J O J O R E F E R E N C E ?

[@Xeno_Solarus]

a SIR Yes, I believe it was. JOOOOOOOOOJOOO!

[@adamsandler6277]

fuck you

[@hleghe810]

a SIR I'm gonna guess 3:15?

[@deadmeme8973]

Autism Cat's daughter's gonna rot in dragonsreach im calling it

[@Lexicon865]

When will we see Autism-Cat's Bizarre Adventure

[@jonask.5682]

"Your killing has been observed by forces unknown" Oh my totally nothing much Probobly wont be explored in an upcoming video Nothin at all *yawns* Oh my I bet you are tired after making two families war against eachother maybe.... ... g o s l e e p f o r a b i t m a y b e ?

[@kenziemalling9697]

Thirsty for daddy Lucien are we? Can't blame you

[@destubae3271]

But where will he sleep?

[@parkermoore1832]

I love how you start and end your videos so pure and memorizing

[@erickmaia4432]

8:07 - they make the daedric princes and princesses look evil but they're actually not 13:40 - oh no. what have i done?

[@bonlouis8808]

Look at the muscles on you!

[@Bepis13]

12:10 The NPC dialogue is seeping into his brain

[@Bishop705]

Your editing makes this hilarious! Thanks for being awesome.

[@kulrigalestout]

Will: Hey guys! The Daedric Princes aren't evil! Mephala: Go murder the heads of two families and plant evidence it was their rival. Me: Yup, not evil at all.

[@Ryu1ify]

"Liches are probably yhe toughest enemies in the game." Unnamed goblin warlord with master perks in marksman and blade and every type of poison known to man:

[@childeater7327]

Saddest anime betrayal

[@pepperjackmusic]

Also did you know that Umbacano was inspired by Jimmy Neutron?

[@raddudeski2745]

@6:59 lol did you just use the beginning of Genesis' Get 'Em Out By Friday? Fucking busted out laughing when you did that

[@senortequila8568]

I like how in Oblivion every npc has personality and has an interesting backstory.

[@Zwarlie]

0:11 that shit always cracks me the fuck up lmao

[@TheUnslainDragon]

0:10 " D R . J O N E S " kills me every time, lol

[@MrSlaughterrific]

Oblivion should have had more racial conflict than it does. The writers were too soft on it. It's only really mentioned a few times. The argonian khajiit conflict is one of the more spoken

[@squidwardtentacles244]

Slaughterrific wAnNa HEaR a kHAjiT JoKE

[@zoroarkdx4491]

Skyrim had some more racial conflict, but nothing too murderous. Though in Oblivion there _was_ a lady who had a torture cellar _just _because she doesn't like Argonians (I think it had blood around, but I haven't gotten another look at it for a long while). Take of that of you will.

[@offensivestuff9514]

Deniz Güler WhY dO kHaJiIt LiCk ThEiR bUtTs?

[@killermemesatareasonablepr9707]

@@offensivestuff9514 *To GeT tHe TaStE oF kHaJiIt CoOkInG oUt Of ThEiR mOuThS*

[@revolverocelot1380]

@@zoroarkdx4491 was it a filthy dunmer? I swear grey skins need to burn alive.

[@adamm2091]

This series with Autism Cat is fucking gold, please keep going. You're fucking hilarious and looking forward to seeing your channel blow up mate.

[@tsunpei9772]

L E S S E R A U T I S M i love u i jumped out my seat when i saw this xoxoxo

[@tsunpei9772]

THE ENDING THO LOOOOL

[@zensationalist]

You are now one of my favorite lesser ra-... KZbinrs.

[@RS250Squid]

Showing your face is the last mistake you'll- *ARISE MY PEOPLEEEEEEE!*

[@Tohardtomakeachannel]

This is my all time favorite youtube video ever. Wonderfully acted and edited. Well done 👏

[@ktills]

Fantastic beginning lmao

[@jeroenvaneijsden]

Dark brotherhood hands down best guild quest line in the game!I shall sub for that wilburg

[@GAnimeRO]

I'm watching through the entire playlist because these are too funny!

[@MrInternetMan]

Your editing is always on fucking point. Underrated channel.

[@Lycan7178]

Dude these are the best videos I have ever seen about Oblivion, it made me get back into it!

[@blissfulbarbie]

The "The Joy of Painting" outro 😂

[@designationab-3624]

Dear Wilburgur, your vids are a huge pick me up after a long day at work! Thank you sir, and your noble Autism Cat!

[@BananaSplit1209]

"ARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE MY PEOPLE."

[@namelesscompadre4095]

I am straight up losing my mind. I have been looking for multiple years now the particular version of The Roost that Wilburgur uses for the closing sequence of the video, and I am entirely at a loss. It's by far my favorite version of it, and I can only find it here. Did he make his own version of it? Not only does the percussion not properly match with any other version I've found, but it's also a slightly higher tempo. The two closest ones I've found were Wild World and Smash Bros Brawl. Any help would be appreciated, but given how old this video is, I feel like I'm probably screaming into the void, or worse, the song is actually very easy to find and this will make me seem like a complete dumbass

[@mephostopheles3752]

This series literally has the greatest edits of all time.

[@kameronhunt3247]

I can't believe I've only now just found your channel I was in bits laughing 😂 love your content.

[@Lumineszenz]

Hey Wilburgur, just wanted to say that I discovered your channel some time ago and your videos are hilarious! Keep doing what your doing

[@12potatos]

5:59 i literally lost my shit

[@calephas]

This is such a good series. I’m on my 4th rewatch of this playlist.

[@slidylizard223]

AV AURI-EL YE TAMRI-EL DELLEVOY AN ARPEN ARAN TARNABYE *You have the hands of a healer.* Showing your face was the last mistake you ARISE MY PEOPLE THE RESTORATION OF TAM RIEL BEGINS TODAY

[@vidura]

Oblivion doesn't have to do anything else than to just be Oblivion. This is gold.

[@williamafton4427]

Everyone else: I'm just gonna fast travel to- (See's an Autistic Khajiit flying across Cyrodiil)

[@clematia2887]

I feel like there is no proper order to watch these videos in

[@LLLammell]

I see, that you're growing subs very fast now. I am so happy about that, because you derserve every single one of them. Luv ur vids. JESUS CHRIST ITS JASON BOURNE

[@MartoLun]

You actually get to meet the Last Ayleid king in Elder Scrolls Online, didn't know he was mentioned in Oblivion, must have missed this quest :o

[@laughingseagull000]

pat King Dynar, actually. He’s a surprisingly chill guy.

[@isaacstewart2281]

You deserve so many more subs! Love these videos man

[@rulerofthefrogs137]

2:42 every gen z twitter profile

[@lunashadow9942]

Umbacano looks like my insane neighbor Greg who frequently busts through our door or eardrums in some other way to tell us his latest fever-dream conspiracies. "You know, they make all the Daedric princes/princesses look all evil, but you know, they're really-" -*Raspy growl* "CALL ME WEBSPINNER. KILL THEM. BLAME THE OTHERS AND DON'T GET CAUGHT." Right, okay. Lmao. Also, you missed a good opportunity to taze Hrol's ass.

[@GigaJolt]

the animal crossing museum coffee shop music was a real treat.

[@derpysongoku5814]

Subbed. Dude one of the funniest videos I've ever seen.

[@NordHuscarlo]

13:44 2022 but this is the second best scene i ever seen xD, music too, first was A Khajiit Anime intro

[@TallyVal]

You have the hands of a healer

[@B.attle-Brother]

Wilburgur you allowed Mephala this dark lord to twist your mind until now.........you have become the very own thing you swore to destroy!

[@paladinpudge1394]

I cried during the end. Top Notch directing right there.

[@onired2230]

Love your vids m8 keep them coming you are the only entertaining elder scrolls youtuber

[@sagadellic6616]

Todd Howard would be proud Will, he really would.

[@BigBuddha2012]

this game had such great voice acting, the over the topness of it all made for such epicness when it worked and gold humor when it mucked up

[@jackmanningcod]

BY THE GODS THERE'S A PSYCHOPATH ON THE LOOSE!

[@xxscrublordxxx5652]

I like to think Sheogorath has a random selection of songs that play on repeat for eternity in his realm. One of which being "Don't Stop Me Now".

[@wickedraptor2651]

holy shit was that a motherfuckin jojo reference?

[@jr.jackrabbit10]

That line. "You see there is nothing you possess which I cannot take away." I'm pretty sure that's ripped straight from Raiders of the Lost Ark.

[@bernieclinton9572]

Jr. Jackrabbit Nah dude, purely coincidence

[@kapiha1]

@@bernieclinton9572 It not's a coincidence, it actually is a reference from one of the Indiana Jones movie, Raiders of the Lost Ark, so that makes Jr. Jackrabbit correct.

[@bernieclinton9572]

karina kaplan it was sarcasm dude

[@Lxuu0001]

I love your reactions when you see op shit. "OH MY GOD! WHAT?"

[@zaboomafool1911]

Damn this came out 4 years ago. Life goes too fast

[@josh19200]

lesser races everyone knows elves are inferior to humans

[@ilithyia4221]

*in no way whatsoever :)

[@Wyrdwulf19]

This might be my first time hearing a Genesis song used as a joke. What a moment.

[@zacharythorpe3524]

I literally watch this series more than most TV shows.