Building the Resistance (Dream SMP)

for Pogtopia!
for the union! for the revolution!
I'm never satisfied.
@TommyInnit @Dream @jschlattLIVE @Quackity @Technoblade
Filmed Live on Twitch: / wilbursoot
Follow me: / wilbursoot
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Edited: / elodie.gif
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This is a new Minecraft but, 1.16 challenge, election edition. On the Dream SMP I go up against GeorgeNotFound, Dream, Quackity and jschlatt on Dream's Minecraft Server. We had lots of laughs but it was also very intense. This is a part of the Dream SMP Election and it is insane, fun and funny! POG CHAMP!
Not Minecraft, But Water Rises or Minecraft, But Lava Rises, or any other but challenge like that. This is a speed run / speed runner of Minecraft against a killer / assassin but it is against Quackity POG CHAMP!!!
The DreamSMP is a server created by the Dream Team on Minecraft. People usually just play regular survival Minecraft but I decided I wanted to create a geo-political war. Uh-oh.
Music used:
Incompetech - Kevin Macleod

[@Lime_Craze]

Tubbo: *I told him I was Pregnant.* Techno: *We’re gonna need another forest.*

[@jaredhouseholder1979]

For anyone without context, they had just finished talking about the California wildfires being caused by a gender reveal party. That came up when Tommy burnt down the forest

[@mileskovnick4947]

It was such a good instant one-liner I wish Wilbur kept it in.

[@coolguyfandom]

it's so sad it wasn't kept in

[@emmad7232]

i read that just as tubbo said it-

[@cicoverse]

techno has no business being this funny- 😭

[@chasebh89]

technoblade literally did the : "youre up early" " i havent gone to bed "

[@tokumo2190]

whats sleep?

[@ethancroke5676]

tokumo 21 it’s a foreign concept

[@abstractfriends6722]

a bit concerning, is it not?

[@abstractfriends6722]

@ButterdCrump3ts oh shoot, you right

[@galleryofeden06]

Wilbur: goodmorning techno Techno: morning Wilbur Techno: Techno: Techno: WAIT WDYM MORNING????

[@caramelgaming8]

Wilbur: i HATE Jshlatt Techno: **in an extremely calm voice** hes the worst.

[@Clickscap]

He......he is (techno voice)

[@sethflitcroft2218]

I agree with Wilbur

[@therockhard7547]

me too

[@injwect]

4

[@localcoffeeman5926]

Same with Wilbur but he’s such a GREAT villain he’s just so good at being a villan I hate it

[@lowkeyapigeon4119]

Literally everyone: *Roleplaying, being dramatic, sticking to the plot* Wilbur, dramatically: Whats in this chest..? Techno: it’s from *GOD*

[@reesespugs7004]

Did we learn whats in it?

[@cherie..222]

Fun fact: subtitles censor schlatt. Good subtitles 😌💅

[@reynaavilaramirez-arellano8468]

@@reesespugs7004 I'm not sure but I assume that it's the single piece of bedrock that Techno owns. I could be wrong, I miss a lot of streams, but I think that's what it is. How Techno got a hold of it I have no idea.

[@jumpydino3015]

@@reynaavilaramirez-arellano8468 No It was from Dream, meant for Tommy (pearls, gaps, netherite, book), Techno just said it like that because it was a lot of op stuff coming from a server admin

[@reynaavilaramirez-arellano8468]

@@jumpydino3015 Oh okay, I must have missed that stream. Thank you!

[@rekodaniel]

“would you like some PP?” “PP?!??!!” “yes, Pogtopia Potatoes”

[@T0asty05]

There is a clip that wilbur betrayed pogtopia and tommy

[@GoalSUBNOW]

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

[@idk-sq9vz]

pp. ah yes, the pp.

[@ark9875]

Papa pig?

[@T0asty05]

@@GoalSUBNOW I'm serious kzbin.info/www/bejne/hnncZYadmq-oaZo

[@mrs.duckalot96]

"Actually what did Technoblade want in return..?" He wanted to stab people.

[@FarhanNoor]

He needs CONTENT

[@squooshy2999]

stolen

[@kristinvagula2821]

clout

[@ii8541]

VIOLENCE, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD. THE POTATOS WAR WAS FOR VIOLENCE ALL ALONG

[@angeecelinova7760]

Blood

[@rebeccabuchanan9921]

everyone: Techno is gonna cause chaos! Techno: THE RAILINGS! CHILD PROOF

[@eeeeeeeeeeeee9651]

Despite being an anarchist, Techno really does care about the safety of the children

[@deppy25]

@@KenMarieYT no orphans allowed

[@SLNCCEE]

@@deppy25 I wonder If techno’s favorite show is Annie?

[@deppy25]

@@SLNCCEE maybe-

[@lanajane778]

this aged badly :)

[@Ciel1820]

*Wilbur’s first mistake was doubting the dedication techno has to potato farming*

[@thewriter2404]

That was his second mistake. His first was challenging Techno

[@Overused_Toothbrush]

Technoblade was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans

[@Emescamcam]

Yes

[@ShanxShadow]

@@Overused_Toothbrush How long did it take you to find that out?

[@balaenicepsrex1757]

Wilbur: “I’m going to remove the child-proofing” Tubbo: “i might need that”

[@satanssecretary3228]

Turbo lmao

[@spikelopedz2679]

Foreshadowing him getting pregnant

[@seapinecone2869]

Spike Lopedz when did THAT happen?

[@soleil6485]

turbo

[@cloud-homestudio8128]

@@spikelopedz2679 it foreshadows him falling off it during tommys livestream vods lol

[@abby_rw]

How to win Tubbo over: Remind him of one of Schlatt’s plans: Kill all wildlife. Tell Tubbo that the bees will be gone. Tubbo is on your side.

[@i-4419]

No not the bees D:

[@xivering]

hyper_ skyler :(

[@Ziel..]

@Violet Burger bruh same

[@charliecampbell3850]

It might bee nice, it might bee nice

[@i-4419]

@@charliecampbell3850 to have tubbo on your side

[@deadbeneathmakeoutcreek]

I love how before everything on the list, Schlatt put “Tax Nikki” dear god-

[@adrianadenise1036]

Cause he knows that Niki is his friend ONE OF HIS BEST FRIENDS

[@deadbeneathmakeoutcreek]

@@adrianadenise1036 I feel like I’m missing out on something in this comment

[@riaasky]

@@deadbeneathmakeoutcreek jschlatt knows that if wilbur knows he is taxing wilbur he’ll be hurt

[@springboxisweird7228]

@@adrianadenise1036 yep

[@smthgsmthg1504]

Also yes she was his bsf but also misogyny. They were very against women

[@athenaytf]

"Tommy, you're not, are you?" *Tommy calmly setting trees on fire* "This is one hEaLtHy forest"

[@yeahit9109]

He didnt burn the forest

[@averagegenzguy2751]

@@yeahit9109 yeah but he did light the floor

[@big_sea]

yea

[@piyush5805]

that part came while i was reading this

[@savviathan]

“You’re just running through the middle of Manburg Techno!” *”I’m here”*

[@cni7435]

YES

[@thestrawberrynugget]

@@pppchiv4696 k thanks

[@noonetoremember1594]

I mean who's gonna try to make him leave

[@cupcake7.-.]

WHY DID HE CUT OUT TECHNO’S BRILLIANT “We’re gonna need another forest” I’m so mad

[@alexandergriffiths2532]

THAT WAS THE BEST QUOTE

[@wonderful.colors_2451]

IkR 😣😂

[@melaniehernandez873]

It was great!!!!

[@RandomTomatoSoup]

He doesn't edit these, it's elodie

[@HA-fk6yr]

He also cut out how techno didn’t was his robes

[@jack-rw4kk]

Techno: don’t open that. Wilbur: why? Techno: į t ç ä mę f r ø m g ø d

[@commanderstars7631]

Dream XD

[@imanfatihah1930]

@@commanderstars7631 i thought he meant dream too XD

[@averagegenzguy2751]

@@imanfatihah1930 no he meant DreamXD, the eldritch demon of the underealm

[@ayulilengmian]

"What did you tell Schlatt?" "I told him I was *pregnant"*

[@Thasian_]

Techno: *spends 14 hours on the SMP* Me: He's me, but he's getting paid.

[@littlegayboy45_]

SAME LMAO

[@messy7738]

😔

[@localcthulhu3081]

Techno: I only got 1 dollar revenue after stay up all night! Me: wait you guys are getting paid?

[@osman_h3242]

Lmao

[@rubylitra4684]

Ikr its sad lol

[@N1AK0]

Schlatt: “where does niki live?” Wilbur: *intense glare*

[@jdwmyt]

Q: What gets wetter the more it dries? A: A towel.

[@hybridc.8285]

@@jdwmyt nice

[@arii6302]

simp

[@anyelaicgb5693]

Timestamp?

[@delcisawyer4655]

@@anyelaicgb5693 7:22

[@themm2271]

Wilbur: wait... it’s all potatoes? Techno blade, remembering his old wars with squid kid: always has been

[@fidget0227]

The intro makes it sound like Techno canonically was always living in the forest and Wilbur just stumbled upon him

[@manoumanou2859]

He was just some dude lmao

[@marvik3743]

I mean- I- I- I thouight that before this XD

[@marz6887]

-sleepless potato god -arsonist child -roleplaying dirty crime boy -possibly pregnant spy truly a force to be reckoned with

[@dominickninz9666]

Wait, who's possibly pregnant?

[@steppyblock5740]

@@dominickninz9666 Tubbo cause ya know, he told schlatt he was pregnant as an excuse

[@dominickninz9666]

@@steppyblock5740 Thanks but... *Whos the father*

[@ErickDAces]

*The four horse men of the apocalypse.*

[@Llennoux]

Yes

[@naturalnidiots9620]

For those who didn’t see the stream, not long before Tubbo had to come up with an excuse to leave Schlatt Wilbur and Techno where talking about gender reveal parties, essentially saying “Americans burn down forests, and I’d the fire is blue it’s a boy and if it’s pink it’s a girl” and then, after Tubbo told them his excuse to leave Schlatt, there’s a long pause and then Techno says “We’re gonna need another forest” and in so annoyed that that got cut out

[@rae5164]

That was my favorite part of the stream, it was so fucking funny

[@SawyerCoco]

Is it in anyone’s video? I’m tryna find it online

[@naturalnidiots9620]

@@SawyerCoco you should be able to find it in a compilation somewhere. Look up like “Techno moments” or something idk

[@rae5164]

I actually don't know if it's online anymore. I had seen it before when searching "techno moments" but a little bit ago I couldn't find it for the life of me. I think the main video it was in got deleted.

[@joshuaallgood7030]

Fundy: "What is Reddit?"

[@budhivalirakieten4421]

“I told him I was pregnant” *walks past Wilbur like nothing happened* Wilbur: O-O

[@loolexipoo8419]

Time stanp?

[@monster273]

Techno: “Child proofed it” Wilbur: “Im older than all of you!” Techno: “Elder proofed it” Wilbur: *goes on with day* - Wilbur two seconds later: *falls* Techno: told you, you need railings HAHAH

[@ranbo0]

HAHA 1.3K LIKES BUT NO COMMENTS

[@arthursurname]

Turns out, I watched it too

[@turma8eac]

Almost like building in a ravine might be unsafe

[@injwect]

P o o f🙂

[@hubbug6847]

That is what happened.

[@hussainattai4638]

Tubbo: “I told him I was pregnant” Techno: “we’re gonna need a new forest” Tubbo after the gender reveal party: “We didn’t start the fire! It was always burning since the world was turning!”

[@chickenrycoolfloof6638]

I love the transition HAHAHAHA

[@abbeygiles7034]

I just got to this point and now I’m dying of laughter. My mum is very concerned.

[@olivialorentz4545]

LMFAO

[@cristhianaless9681]

Wait michael

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tamatojam9305]

Can I just say that the timing of Tommy asking to burn Manberg, Wilbur saying no, Tommy trying to persuade him, and then Wilbur immediately saying “Tommy burn that place to the ground” right after reading the plan book was SO PERFECT

[@StephenCh]

Wtf I just got a dejavu.. I remember seeing this very comment fron one of the lmanberg days

[@ValueNetwork]

This aged poorly. The roles have reversed as Tommy goes pacifist and Wilbur goes insane.

[@c.j6897]

and now wilbur wants to blow it up

[@jwbro1015]

Has anyone noticed that in the captions when Nikki said “Fundy burnt the flag and is rebuilding it in the name of schlatt” the word schlatt is [____] which is what captions use to replace bad words

[@springboxisweird7228]

I know

[@waterbelow0degrees]

It’s thinks he said (removed for child safety). That’s kind a funny

[@benbenbus]

"I think they just mugged Niki" Wilbur: >:c edit: changed wilbur's 'line' to an emoticon because he isn't exactly a simp for Niki

[@mensab3973]

*Respectfully simps*

[@hubbug6847]

He said he doesn’t like being shipped with niki so stfu

[@hubbug6847]

@@soldmomforchocolate but they’ve publicly said they don’t like unit where dream and George find it funny

[@averagegenzguy2751]

@@hubbug6847 In this case, Tommy makes that joke any chance he can, so this is technically allowed, no shipping tho

[@starboy.x]

this freaked me out because i’m writing a headcanon fanfiction and wilbur & niki are siblings so i did a double take 😭👌

[@amyd249]

wilbur: intensely roleplaying techno: lost and confused

[@varillusion6316]

techno just can't rp xD he was so lost on Tommy's stream the other day

[@zzenichu1225]

thats just his character; lost and confused but op lolol

[@otigev2052]

Hhhhgdgd so basically saitama

[@krokikrumpsun624]

Otigev STOP BRO

[@stlae]

Otigev YES.

[@kevinhlole5274]

Tubby saying “I’m pregnant” is like when a guy in DnD rolls a nat 20 for persuasion check. The dm is just like: “...... the guard believes you, and let you go.”

[@Grace-53]

It's giving me "I'm on my period" from Michael in the Bathroom vibes

[@TheDreamerFrom04]

Grace !! Y e s

[@Lycanicpotato]

Grace !! OMG YASSS ANOTHER CULTURED PERSON AS WELL

[@ilexdiapason]

@@Grace-53 i support this

[@Insorainity]

Lmao this is probably the scenario😂🤣😂 Jschlatt: the guards aren't letting you leave the walls what will you do? Tubbo: . . . *I'm pregnant* Jschlatt: W t f- Tubbo: I said I'm *PREGNANT* Jschlatt: -rolls the dice- Tubbo: -gets a 20- Jschlatt: The.... The guard believes you and let you go.... Jschlatt: -confused noises intensify-

[@sahiralopez6146]

Wilbur: “what did Techno want in return?” Techno: “Big Potato farm”

[@tryambaknathjha7574]

He wanted anarchy

[@luci3l_122]

Tubbo : * falls off * Tenchoblade : “ what did I tell you about the child railings? “ Me : * dies of laughter *

[@bungercolumbus]

Schlatts acting skills are incredible. No joke. He sure looks and sounds like a cruel dictator.

[@stickmanreaper4628]

Who said he's acting? Or that he isn't one?

[@dearmarss]

at this point it's not even acting anymore, i'll strongly believe in anything this man says and does

[@uwu8725]

Yeahhh... acting..

[@ains1630]

SpoderManButHeCanThanosSnap He is actually acting! This man is a kind person irl. You have to remember that everyone here is acting the part in order to have fun! :o)

[@lifetime7648]

Is he acting though

[@wrenhawkey3879]

everyone else on the server: playing off on each other in a hamilton roleplay Techno: I made some potatos

[@celestricity1635]

Tubbo and fundy: exorcism

[@Sentient__ANT]

Thats why we love techno

[@maddoxgodwin3188]

You're trying to convince yourself that Techno isn't gonna overthrow everyone by himself anyway. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[@chaos_blue1089]

it's definitely the habits of the potato war

[@TypodPikachu]

potatoes*

[@sonyagriffitts1419]

i love how calm techno sounds literally all the time it makes me laugh every time something goes wrong and he’s just like hmm, well, that’s certainly interesting

[@diregator9022]

I love just hearing techno's disembodied voice in the background "told you you need railings" "he's the worst"

[@Partyrockscool]

Wilbur - “What did Techno want in return?” Techno - *ANARCHY*

[@realism9999]

No

[@professional_issue6370]

@@realism9999 Y E S

[@nabeelkhamash4803]

Some people just want to watch the world burn

[@craz5326]

Anarchy, clout and potatoes

[@jackisback4873]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!

[@cole5057]

Things Technoblade joined the Dream SMP for: -Potatoes -Revolution -Anarchy -Chaos -Blood For The Blood God But most importantly -FREE CLOUT

[@Godnando00]

CLOUT BOYS WE WIIN THESE

[@r_kinesis8860]

yeeeaaa it was all those reasons combined but also it's bc schlatt was unbanned

[@nobtch9108]

But the real truth is that its because of jschlatt being unban

[@hoshen2908]

And because of schlatt

[@lollolhehe1468]

He started getting more subs, I’m really happy about him getting them FREE CLOUUUT

[@alanis4942]

Wilber: HE'S THE WORST Tecnoblade calmly: down with the government

[@meganmccormack9231]

Remember schlatt doesn’t take L’s so that means his name would sound like shat 😹💀

[@froggiepie]

BEST COMMENT ^^^ YES YESS LMAOOOO

[@amethsys]

That’s why he removed the “L’ “ from L’manburg

[@esme_6369]

LMAO

[@hubbug6847]

@@esme_6369 MAO

[@hubbug6847]

@@froggiepie MAOOOO

[@OfStarrySkiesandFireflies]

Will: “Yeah, what did you tell schlatt?” Tubbo: “I told him i was pregnant.” ... Tecno: “We’re gonna need another forest.”

[@pupchiko]

*- WHEEZES IN CALIFORNIAN -*

[@devilsummoner2163]

@@pupchiko are you wheezing because of the ash or laughing

[@eeklee8980]

Jonathy James Yes.

[@faraday3683]

Well you see we are kind of *out of forests*

[@pupchiko]

@@devilsummoner2163 *B o t h -*

[@therealslmccl]

Fundy’s betrayal to Wilbur almost hurts as much as Wilbur’s Capitalist Dad secretly being communist

[@WTAF0212]

why did you bring back this horrible memory

[@RedzaSiMP]

PTSD

[@poltoq8856]

eret then fundy, what else now tommy?

[@mememememebinch8639]

heart been broke so many times

[@typicalfella]

He wasn't a communist,he was trying to find the commies

[@divutian5876]

fundy, Wilbur's own firstborn, denied being his son. i gotta go cry now

[@rjawk652]

And yet he wonders why his family hate home

[@snappyelk0]

Fundy’s betrayal is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen and heard 😭

[@springboxisweird7228]

Ye

[@F0ski]

*Technoblade:* "Don't open that." "Don't-" *Wilbur:* "Why not?" *Technoblade: "IT CAME FROM GOD"*

[@pixel_dot322]

Me when my mom buys pop tarts

[@KarateLauren]

Denki_or _Pikachu but the you discover they're berry-flavored

[@insertfunnyusernamehere19]

*PRAISE THE LORD*

[@Silvermoonwolf]

I'm honestly wondering if the chest holds those diamonds that got nabbed from schlatt's furnace, that would definitely be a gift from a god

[@insertsomethingfuni2617]

I think it's the stuff Dream gave him in creative mode, AKA some netherite and other stuff.

[@Micter]

“I elder-proofed it” is the most underrated line in this video

[@ccjangel1002]

old man wilbur

[@colby4987]

What did I say about the child railings

[@Lunarlot]

Its not underrated

[@vikavoltare_5807]

You are absolutely right

[@tay-ns6hl]

"What did I tell you about the child railings?"

[@ohnori]

*“i told him i was pregnant”* *stares at camera confused*

[@thesXIXn]

wilbur: puts on trench coat and starts yapping about society and tnt everyone: *dear lord*

[@sai_8731]

Hes pulling a jd

[@CA-vx4sn]

This is turning quickly from Hamilton to Les Miserables.

[@oakberry1362]

lmao

[@numberonecrate]

this is actually so accurate lmao

[@lake_siren6206]

YES

[@netmeg1119]

And then you have the burning of the Effie Tower.

[@he110o0o0]

FINALLY, SOMEONE SAID IT

[@lucyann336]

“actually what did technoblade want in return?” potatoes

[@violetmajesty]

Revolution

[@thetsar2851]

And chaos

[@6ded502]

Anarchy

[@cole5057]

And free clout

[@goblinofmossandmud1794]

To stab

[@sahiralopez6146]

No one: Literally no one: Techno: “It’s a gift from *GOD”*

[@6ixdy]

"Actually what does Techno want" foreshadowing

[@ramaniarfa5097]

I love how techno is the only person who isn’t role playing here

[@stickers2264]

He’s just here to game

[@bucketgodk2773]

Hes there to commit kill. He doesnt carr

[@projektgeronimo2696]

@@bucketgodk2773 and potatoes

[@charlotte2046]

he's just there to stab people

[@comradekarlvonschnitzelste8218]

Ramani Arfa *c o m m i t* *stab*

[@musicorumdraco2792]

Wilbur: "lets do this peacefully" Tommy: "lets threaten and steal from them!" Wilbur: "no tomm-" Techno: " LETS START ANARCHY AND ARSON BOYS FOR POGTOPIA!!!!!!!!!!" W & T: "...that works to"

[@Hatkid_]

@Katelyn Wu yeah thats rule number 0.9

[@inactive120]

*too

[@audreydwyer1857]

“I told him I was pregnant” Absolute silence as Wilbur tries to take this in

[@joshuas.newsome1139]

This is basically your typical group: -The calm and chill one = Techno -The leader = Wilbur -The childish = Tommy -the spy = tubbo

[@K3hlz]

Techno when both sides hate woman: *Confused confusion*

[@asalal0398]

Me as a woman: very entertained

[@Momo-xg5ch]

I liked your comment without reading it (i just saw Billy an i had to like)

[@allx1048]

Satin Momo, wow that was really cool

[@bootlegcrusader1773]

Satan Momo, wow that was really cool

[@flamehunter8147]

@@bootlegcrusader1773 wow that was really cool

[@tunagorila5704]

Everyone sees techno: He’s gonna kill win the war alone the potato soldier Actually Techno: hmmmm farm

[@sueepy2754]

bro what?

[@wastedpotential6234]

R/Ihadastroke

[@lemonoomy4599]

I think I’m having a stroke

[@cicoverse]

i think i just burst a blood vessel-

[@mischa6601]

Well- he destroyed squid kid in the potato war

[@tediscooliguess4429]

I love how Techno doesn't even necessarily care about l'manburg, he just wants to overthrow the government.

[@curtismartin4690]

It’s official . Schlatt is the Andrew Jackson of “Manburg”.

[@NICKYASF]

“actually what did technoblade want in return?” sleep

[@landonpeckham7752]

Clout

[@waves0905]

Sleep? CLOUT

[@rishabseeda4242]

Potato farm

[@cemarie1172]

Clout and massacre

[@jakoifman]

anarchy

[@amy-el7cy]

Wilbur: you in the black screen The murderer behind me: 👁👄👁

[@PinyonTree]

He sounds like a nice dude

[@ObaidFaisal]

LOL

[@cheeseypuff9819]

Go say hi

[@HiHello-cw9vc]

wait WHA-

[@Erm1785]

“dats like 14 hours technoblade” those are rokkie numbers

[@irishuisman1450]

"I told him I was pregnant." I'M SORRY WHAT-

[@elle4576]

I love how Wilbur just wears sweaters with American presidents on them Edit: Subscribe to Wilbur!

[@jeffhahsusjejsdjejsksksmed2130]

@@user-ll8ht1ug3b no

[@imjusttrin9900]

@@user-ll8ht1ug3b no

[@Draffen]

Regardless of party too! He had clinton and then reagan/bush in the same video.

[@davidlangeland8524]

right?

[@olivia-ki2bt]

@@user-ll8ht1ug3b no

[@warcrabs]

I like how schlatt went from “some bad guy” to “literally a capitalist”

[@ahtheh]

Same sht

[@chesspiece4257]

I see no difference

[@limanota]

Edna Mode yikes

[@Jockster109]

He didn't really change much I guess

[@heavenlyeji2176]

Yeah, he became some bad capatalist

[@imcarter]

Wilbur freaked out when he realized Niki's base was gonna be raided.

[@lilycampbell7502]

Time stamp?

[@zanderwhite7801]

I have just been going back and watching old dream smp vids and now hearing technos voice is just so sad to hear. Rest in paradise…

[@medaniel_]

Techno: Railings Wilbur: No Everyone: Falling Edit: Satisfied now?

[@whip-n-wail2409]

Hotel: Trivago

[@ohioan7842]

Tachno Bluade

[@itsyaboiwafflezz3210]

Tachno

[@lime_9284]

THE RAILINGS

[@slingsword]

tachno

[@bungercolumbus]

Wilbur: wait its all potatoes? Technoblade: always has been.

[@rainbowrose2048]

Best version ive seen yet

[@Jayden-kc7hj]

14:46 “my right hand man, tubbo” jschlatt says, as tubbo is standing directly at wilbur’s right hand

[@FrancescoLucchetta]

12:37 Schlatt's to-do list is the most over-the-top thing I've ever seen and it's so funny to me

[@thegamingshiba]

Tubbo: falls Techno: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THE CHILD RAILINGS

[@kikivoorburg]

“What did technoblade want in return?” Blood - for the blood god.

[@evanmcgavran6114]

MORE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[@poltoq8856]

clout from dream

[@THEpsycho404]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!

[@comradekarlvonschnitzelste8218]

kikivoorburg www.google.com/search?q=what+does+Technoblade+mean&rlz=1C9BKJA_enUS913US913&oq=what+does+Technoblade+mean&aqs=chrome..69i57.4375j0j7&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8

[@magentamovie6520]

@@comradekarlvonschnitzelste8218 WAIT- I didn't know that's why people said that lol

[@olivialeger3647]

8:55 I love this bit right here. Nikki and Wilbur trying to do a serious roleplay moment while Techno just frolics around Manburg without a care in the world.

[@daidrm7051]

*on a secret mission* Wilbur: *Secretly sneaking across the base* Techno: *Casually walks in with no fear*

[@coolestjpeg]

Technoblade literally just wants to take down a governement

[@Nugcon]

The youngest anarchy server in minecraft

[@Silver-yh9hk]

@@Nugcon FitMC?

[@SummariesThatAreBrief]

thats litterally everyone if you think about it (politically) heh

[@boatsandhoes5699]

Techno: Let me show you the farm Wilbur: it's bigger than I expected how long have you been working on this? Techno: 👁️👄👁️ I haven't logged off Me: That's technoblade for you

[@dearmarss]

the blood god, also known as the grind god

[@korvexus9922]

Wilbur : "Techno how much food are we going to need?" Technoblade : *Yes.*

[@curseofremains1905]

When Fundy renounced Wilbur and he just looked so heartbroken, I felt heartbroken too, this is hurting sm

[@aidanpeterson7575]

Wilbur like: Drug Dealer, revolutionary, king, president, dictator, insurgent. In like a month

[@medieval526]

PARKOUR

[@sadnessofwildgoats]

Then back to revolutionary

[@mokkamelk]

did u forget ab father

[@kermitthefuckingfrog8803]

Hot dog seller

[@bruhyt384]

*hot dog seller* not a drug dealer

[@ray8932]

“I told him I was pregnant “ Me: w h e e z e

[@thomasrob2490]

Can't ruin 69

[@redranker21]

It's far past ruiens

[@HalfBloodPrincess-fb7gd]

11:27 HE LOOKS SO SAD MY HEART-

[@AkiraN19]

The genuine fear in Wilbur's voice as he asks how long Techno has been on the server and Techno's casual "I've just been here," is still one of the funniest scenes from the SMP

[@rockargen9591]

Techno: "Down with the-" Wilbur: *Panik* Techno: "-Goverment" Wilbur: *Calm*

[@BrianEmanuelJDee]

Down with the revolution boys! It was never meant to be.

[@aa01blue38]

PTSD triggers

[@renzsinguran5520]

Time stamp?

[@psychofangirl_0428]

**glances up at the chat** Entire chat: SHUT UP SHUT UP SCHLATT IS ON YOUR STREAM WILBUR TUBBO SHUSH SCHLATT'S HERE- Me: Well boys, it was fun while it lasted

[@tara245]

Psycho Fangirl_04 whats the time stamp?

[@psychofangirl_0428]

@@tara245 16:00 and on :)

[@Fisinocean]

Oh no. OH NO. *OH NO*

[@RadionWave]

Oh. They do that sometimes. Half the time they’re lying.

[@TVnater]

I mean, its all for fun anyway, so it doesn't REALLY matter. Schlatt's just gotta study to come up with a good twist

[@lvuyria]

11:39 i literally started crying stop

[@dannyswrath]

looking back on this nearly three years on, we never gave/give schlatt the credit he deserved for his characterization. not only was he charismatic and intimidating, but he genuinely established a "this is lore" and "this isn't lore" boundary. the players could have light-hearted non-serious bits, but as soon as schlatt came online, he served as a "we're playing the bit" signal. i think that had a lot to do with schlatt never streaming the dsmp. because he never got any content out of it, he could be a one-dimensional narrative tool.

[@clonglo1922]

Wilbur: technoblade Subtitles: tender blade Schlatt: tubbo Subtitles: tabbo Tubbo: Schlatt Subtitles: slap

[@sverenagain]

*s l a p*

[@seatray_real]

@@sverenagain Scklatt has third channel called "weekly slap" Yeah

[@ray8932]

YeS sChLAtT bE sLap

[@taylorlarson1012]

everyone's expressive voices just makes techno's monotone jokes that much funnier

[@Emerald__Ace]

It's also the problem that you never know if he is not being sarcastic.

[@QuattroPogjeena]

Emerald Ace you can generally tell if he’s being sarcastic or not by what he’s saying

[@greenman784]

I liked at 68, and now it's 70. I think someone got the 69 like first..

[@thatperson7679]

Green Man why thank you lol

[@mxstrikk]

*Tommy can't control himself and burns down the entire forest* Wilbur: That's not okay *Wilbur can't control himself and blows up L'Manberg/Manberg* Wilbur: I'm happy about that My theory that Wilbur has (or at least had symptoms of) Narcissistic Personality Disorder pushes on!

[@CherylRichmond]

omg when fundy said “i was just born into here” Bro you looked like you were gonna cry pls 🥺

[@chocolaetmilktea2145]

I love it when technoblade always says "The Railings" Technoblade's like making us laugh

[@yeppits]

Joke?

[@chocolaetmilktea2145]

@@yeppits wut?

[@SandraLopez-lq5sy]

Technoblade puts a dirt railing Techno: “I need to child proof it” Wilbur: “what do you mean I’m the oldest here I’m the eldest” Wilbur just exposes him self that he’s old lmao “Wilbur and tubbo falling most of the video” tecnoblade: ThE rAilInGs”

[@undeceased4574]

He’s 24, how is that old...?

[@jameowi]

I think bbh is the oldest in the server :3

[@ZombieSazza]

Vault-Tech Representative pfft I’m 29, trust me, I’m fucking ancient 24 is also fucking old. We are all boomers now

[@undeceased4574]

Zombie Sazza yeah lol fr the amount of zoomers who consider people in their 20s or 30s old is strange, I wish I could see them when they’re in their 60s and 70s and realize that our ages aren’t that old

[@zero3101]

@@jameowi Hbomb is now the oldest i think he is 27?

[@berrykid9616]

I freaking love technoblades random sarcastic comments. I also love the fact that he is just like that one op dude that made all this crap and he's just like, "don't touch that. Don't touch that either." And, "told ya we need railings."

[@oasis3855]

“There’s a lot of life in this forest, bugs and sh*t”

[@sentherex]

Wilbur: How long have you been here? Techno: I haven't logged off. *_Potato War flashbacks_*

[@kb7633]

We had that on our SMP. The winner was the first one to produce a chest of shulkers of potatoes. Honestly people didn't sleep, just farm potatoes.

[@purplepanda8753]

That’s exactly what I was thinking, he should not have been surprised about Techno farming potatoes for that long at all.

[@GoldenApple3528]

I love how technoblade still grows potatoes as if he hasn’t planted enough in his lifetime already

[@rxxv2908]

Potatoes are the sacred root

[@caedrippee1725]

You can never have enough

[@Polyton7]

Glorious tuber of life

[@slim5481]

@@rxxv2908 I love that analogy

[@echidna1428]

what do you mean "*enough?*"

[@angiegamez8133]

I love tommy so much like wilbur is just like "ᵇᵘʳⁿ ᶦᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍʳᵒᵘⁿᵈ" and tommy just laughs manaically

[@oofbruh2607]

Techno's energy throughout this entire video is how I would be in the war lmfao