technoblade FUNNIEST dream smp moments (one month after joining)

technoblade FUNNIEST HILARIOUS dream smp moments (1 month after joining) , this was very funny and fun to edit.
tommyinnit:
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technoblade:
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wilbursoot:
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This is totally under technoblade permission , He said that these type of videos are helping his channel grow and he is totally fine with them making money out of his edited clips by the creator (this is an edited subtitled clip) , He has no problem with the video being monetized , the thumbnail is made by me and all the credit are given to the creator and used under his permission .
I do not own any of the clips used on this video , and its considered as a compilation , all the creators mentioned are in this video are linked up .

[@Roneey]

Subscribe for a free potato

[@penzeryt2177]

Potatooooooes

[@faerataylor5563]

Ok

[@faerataylor5563]

I will sub

[@berryism9106]

I didn’t get a potato

[@supermarketone]

L

[@thesandwich5321]

"I have the blade." TECHNOBLADE JOINED THE GAME. God that's still so badass.

[@kebblz1993]

30030th lik

[@abignalefrank5807]

Indeed

[@Doodoovy]

Who has awaken the Blade from his slumber.

[@konondayo5397]

"i was having a good sleep"

[@zeroln7143]

I love that it wasn't like cool role-playing after either, it just goes Badass entrance then "I was taking a nap! I was getting a good sleep!"

[@matth3760]

“Revolution waits for no man” perfectly encapsulates EVERYTHING that Techno really is, and I absolutely love it

[@justagamer2168]

This guy Made a Dream SMP War battle of the lake trailer kzbin.info/www/bejne/jmW9mXaVmbl8bsk

[@rekt307]

@@justagamer2168 stfu

[@riku751]

Rekt what is it

[@spooksd]

Techno Froggyyy Ive seen that comment so many times ;-; it’s everywhere

[@riku751]

melon master where does the link goooo????

[@isaiahtwonelson]

If dream smp was an anime or a show, techno should be the guy who breaks the fourth wall

[@garuda12341]

Basically Deadpool but more dead inside

[@nolifehn]

Pseneth V And with better jokes

[@corporalanonymous4589]

Yes

[@spacecowboy2885]

Techno is the overpowered transfer student

[@nera124]

What do you mean it's not an anime? lol

[@derushcore9514]

Techno staring at you is the most threatening look you'll ever see, don't regret it if he ever did

[@justagamer2168]

This guy Made a Dream SMP War battle of the lake trailer kzbin.info/www/bejne/jmW9mXaVmbl8bsk

[@rt616]

exactly. there’s something so menacing about a derpy pig staring at you. /srs

[@icravethecringe3144]

Have you seen other's pov where techno is chasing them to stab them? It's fucking horrifying

[@alonneintokyo1821]

I crave the C R I N G E where i need to know?????

[@icravethecringe3144]

@@alonneintokyo1821 just watch any Minecraft monday pov that techno killed

[@pappertowl5499]

I love the interactions between Tommy and Technoblade because Technoblade has already taken over a world and Tommy tries to threaten and boss Techno around and he's just like "sure man". He deals with Tommy the way an Old God deals with a new God: an overwhelming amount of patience and the ability to crush him instantly.

[@teentraveler1790]

I love ur comment so much i screen shot it.

[@Isabel-lg5im]

Love it!

[@Ak-uu7sn]

So true

[@VaibhavGuptaisawesome]

@@ska3521 I'm gonna stan for techno all day everyday

[@VaibhavGuptaisawesome]

@@ska3521 Lol stfu kid. Grow tf up first.

[@fyre_hazaard6083]

"Who's your favorite woman Techno?" "Uh... My mom." I actually awwed lol

[@iski1966]

Same

[@sudhendrakulkarni1556]

For a blood god that's ultra cuteeee

[@Ice_Cream_Dispenser]

timestamp?

[@happycamper7265]

@@Ice_Cream_Dispenser maybe watch the video

[@matth3760]

Techno in Dream SMP is the best thing ever Taking no fear in Tommy threatening him and even staring him in the eye as he equips all enchanted netherite armor Literally building an entire potato farm while both Wilbur and Tommy are offline I just wonder how he’ll feel about Wilbur’s new plot to blow up Manburg. Ahhh who am I kidding, we all know Techno would love to see it

[@Hugo-kl3lr]

Lol techno could be training for his potato war

[@AmoryTrys]

I'm so excited to see the moment where lmanberg blows up and everyone is shocked and there's a moment of silence and..... have I put too thought into this? 😅 uh let's just say I'm VERY excited too see lmanberg blow up

[@matth3760]

Hui Lin you’re not alone, I’m honestly all for Wilbur destroying everything Manburg is now. Even if Wilbur and Tommy took back control, there’d be no going back at that point. I see the game Wilbur is playing here. Destroy everything that Manburg is now to rise and build anew from the ashes. I’m all for it

[@justagamer2168]

This guy Made a Dream SMP War battle of the lake trailer kzbin.info/www/bejne/jmW9mXaVmbl8bsk

[@allsan6]

@@justagamer2168 dude u replied to every comment on this video just to promote that. just say it once and go

[@Hugo-kl3lr]

Techno is just training for his next potato war

[@rekt307]

@@justagamer2168 reported

[@2bboe98]

The potato war is over, and he won.

[@chaos_blue1089]

this is potato war ptsd

[@mangotango4529]

Rekt I reported too since they literally commented that on every comment

[@masonwithee6831]

Squid kid comes back and says race to 1 billion, techno has to adapt to the new updates that have come out since then, and refurbish the potato farm

[@alcrosehemist]

I love how Techno isn't roleplaying lmao

[@justagamer2168]

This guy Made a Dream SMP War battle of the lake trailer kzbin.info/www/bejne/jmW9mXaVmbl8bsk

[@xiips3cindykurniaawalia793]

True, that's why i so interesting on him rn

[@goblinslayer6375]

@@justagamer2168 Shut up

[@archaicfalcon4898]

ah yes, the art of roleplaying by not roleplaying

[@zarfo2667]

Can someone explain to me wtf is dream smp and why do they need to roleplay

[@mga2366]

"I was having a good sleep." coming from Techno has the same energy as saying "Who has summoned me?"

[@garuda12341]

I love how his basically Deadpool in the server, while everyone is roleplaying, he's always breaking the fourth wall Edit: Didn't expect this to blowup

[@michaelwu9104]

And he never dies too

[@Supboi]

Wot

[@Maxithicc]

If deadpool is actually like this, i think i'll actually go and watch it

[@lemonboi4619]

@@Maxithicc Im sure ull enjoy deadpool

[@DEGermany]

Saitama would also be a nice comparison.

[@rigamortus8980]

*For anyone wondering, Techno took a Notch apple.*

[@jules_jewelsy]

THANK YOU

[@maskboy2743]

wondering what?

[@bumblebeerror9019]

Thanks!

[@_-_-_Ghost_-_-_1234]

Thanks

[@plastix6041]

Tommy: I have one thing you'll never have. My ads: Joe Biden

[@sickjenn]

@@justagamer2168 STOP SPAMMING!

[@connork9745]

KFC

[@DaReelSlimN80]

My ad: Cal Cunningham

[@debo2077]

arby sandwich

[@rae721]

My ad :

[@sumguy8939]

technoblade "FUNNIEST HILARIOUS" Ah yes the floor is made of floor.

[@justagamer2168]

This guy Made a Dream SMP War battle of the lake trailer kzbin.info/www/bejne/jmW9mXaVmbl8bsk

[@rekt307]

@@justagamer2168 STFU

[@novaelium]

@@rekt307 lmaoo

[@sleepyrina]

why do i like techno's voice a lot like there is something about that friendly monotone voice

[@briannguyen4929]

Friendly? I think you’re mistaken

[@neththeobnoxioussponge8929]

bruh he's literally one of the most feared pvp players in minecraft history.

[@trixiebewitched]

@@neththeobnoxioussponge8929 and I'd totally let him kill me

[@greyproperties]

@@trixiebewitched lol proof?

[@aprettycoolname4839]

@@trixiebewitched like you have a choice

[@timothycasires283]

Techno is horrifying and cool at the same time😂

[@user-ju4lq3hs1b]

@@justagamer2168 STFU

[@dudeblizt6350]

@@justagamer2168 reported

[@blxnketzz4369]

I love it how techno plays legit and doesent role play lol

[@annabethmoo1213]

@@justagamer2168 STOP FRICKING SPAMMING HOLY SHIT-

[@pablopereyra7126]

Wait this is multiplayer??? Based on his streams, I thought Techno got tired of potatoes and started a survival series. (ok but for real he is like the least social person on the server... and I dont blame him because Id be the same lol)

[@annabethmoo1213]

@@pablopereyra7126 lmao

[@lilpink6192]

@@pablopereyra7126 hes too chaotic neutral to roleplay with the boys 😔 all he drops are quips and iconic one liners

[@pablopereyra7126]

@@lilpink6192 And that, is what makes him the best. Specially since I dont care about roleplaying, I want to see BLOOD

[@bruh8467]

This video shows how much technoblade is my spirit animal.

[@arek.k8688]

@@justagamer2168 Shut up

[@chen_plays4173]

Can we report that man?

[@smyaknti]

Everyone else: *roleplay* One Blade Boi: "heh?"

[@randomnone2355]

There are such menace every time the chat says “Technoblade has joined the game”

[@tanikanolan6732]

if techno and corpse had a child.... imagine how deep their voice would be...

[@vronji]

Imagine how satisfying Corpse and Sykunos Childs voice would be-

[@prxjectSOS]

@@vronji perfectly balanced, as all things should be..

[@dudeblizt6350]

@@prxjectSOS lol

[@zhongli9697]

YOUR SENPAI y e s

[@cuifecoachella1878]

= Eret probably.

[@maxim6088]

Technos vocabulary is just different, it's so whacky and full of memes, yet so immensely intellectual and sophisticated at the same time...

[@nyx8385]

Technoblade is like the Deadpool of Dream SMP

[@garrettcarmichael1119]

Technoblade NEVA DIES

[@IdkOne72]

Who is the deathstroke?

[@darkyboi1635]

Except he kinda sounds depressed tho not hating

[@malcolmlaugh2049]

He leaves the swearing to Tommy

[@adyhottie]

@SEBASTIAN HURTADO CORDOVA but deadpool actually can't die

[@WildFire232]

"I can kill you anytime" -Tommy's famous last words

[@paxelly9567]

Technoblade is scary

[@Milnard]

"how long did you spend here?" "I haven't logged off"

[@thefunden9128]

Revolution waits for no man Sun Tzu, The art of war

[@eraimattei]

More like. - Mao Zedong

[@jeonghanlovesjoshua]

Tommy:"There's one thing that I have but u will never ever ever ever have..." KZbin: show advertisement of tooth brush

[@user-km5ee8in1s]

I HAVE WHITE TEETH!!

[@bleepy9551]

mines was about Tom Malinowski

[@iski1966]

Me with KZbin premium 👁👄👁

[@JanbluTheDerg]

The glass panes almost did what Dream couldn't

[@thet5805]

i love how techno's voice sounds so dead during the battle of the tower

[@pandora4094]

nobody, literally nobody. Techno; :"I caN't eVeN seE tHe gRoUnd." :"HEHHHH", "HEEHH" : "Halooo"

[@kennycontreras6492]

1:56 has same energy as the Hulk scene in the first Avengers movie

[@weepingwalnut]

Anyone wondering, he took the god apple at the end

[@wolfieishumle]

Thanks for tye info, I was curious on what he took

[@dudeblizt6350]

@@justagamer2168 reported

[@lappy3642]

Every potato techno eats , his power stats increases by 500% .

[@Trillywillyyyy]

Tommy when he gets bored: let’s talk about women

[@g.4956]

Get ready, Techno. POTATO WAR 4 IS COMING

[@tessiemayot4450]

@@justagamer2168 you still going wtf the topic is done

[@teentraveler1790]

Y?

[@lilzchi1092]

to those who are back here watching due to the news, just remember Techno never dies 🕊💕

[@TheMythicalDemon]

A) Techno's timing on the join is amazing, and the fact he's just mad about the sleep makes it way better B) I adore when Techno says Hulloooooo, it's adorable

[@aliciabenningfield3650]

Tommyinit: "I have the Blade." Technoblade: "I was having a good sleep, and you had to come wake me."

[@aqdr2570]

And in midst of the chaos of Pogtopia vs Manburg, a king rose. That king’s name? *Technoblade* But we gotta wait a bit because he needs a few more potatoes.

[@j-money753]

Tommy: "hey techno can you help me kill people" Techno: *I sleep* Tommy: "I have a lot of viewers and potatoes" Techno: *WOKE*

[@balancedpasta7977]

Tommy: "time to make a government" Techno: "TIME TO MURDER A CHILD"

[@jazz2887]

I love how techno just has the most monotone voice ever, then the rest of them are basically screaming most of the time.

[@pureheart2398]

Tommy : "i can kill you any moment" Techno : equips armor Techno Aura : "hit me, i dare you. I DOUBLE DARE YOU"

[@Ohi-boi_VIDEOS]

Tommy’s Voice: 📉📉📉📉📉 Tommy’s Laugh:📈📈📈📈📈📈📈

[@hyper_grace]

4:00 Wilbur: “I’ve seen what you can do technoblade. Very scary.” Techno: *potato*

[@elliotmarty9370]

Techno is like the ancient warrior god character that the protagonist awakens to help him, but the god doesn’t really care about anything and is just ducking around constantly

[@jenniferbohan8580]

Tommy: oi you got my disc TechnoblAde: DEATH

[@ImYahuda]

Tommy: He cant even make eye contact Techno: staring at tommy slowly Also Tommy: i could just kill u know Techno: think that again

[@lemon._.bananas]

I love how the music perfectly syncs with techno putting on his armor

[@georgek9227]

“But there’s one thing that I have that you’ll never have’ “What” *squarespace ad*

[@th-wi4kd]

It's like Pixie and Brutus, I'm guessing you can tell who's who.

[@fyre_hazaard6083]

"They never ask how my day is, they just tell me 'plant, potato boy! Plant!'"

[@user-garnet]

Hi, I'm here to study technos character and see if I can accurately predict who is he going to side with

[@ninja8flash742]

Do u have any predictions yet?

[@user-garnet]

Ninja8flash short answer: I’m thinking this over Long answer: i theorise it boils down to what techno values more: absolute chaos or a challenge. Note: A lot of examples i have thought of to use for arguments for both sides have variables that make it difficult to make a good comparison Tommy: "I joined pogtopia because I thought it was tommy and wilbur against the entire server....at this rate the final battles gonna be a 1 v 30 against jschatt, the man doesn't even have armour!" This shows techno does care about a challenge. However, an argument can be made that this also argues for the lack of chaos and how peaceful and easy it is seeming to be to overthrow the government. Battle of the lake: this shows that dream and techno have the capability to kill the entire server. Joining Wilbur likely will not result in much of a challenge. Wilbur: Techno’s an anarchist. Wilbur’s side is essentially destroying the government and being a terrorist. Plus, blowing stuff up = content and clout and lines up with what techno’s brand is. Tommy’s side includes a lot of roleplaying and talking, something techno is not big into. An argument could be made that the amount of roleplaying doesn’t affect te3chno and therefore wont affect his decision though

[@jahagkagau6061]

@@user-garnet but in some clips I've seen you see him complaining about there being no challenge. And him joining Wilbur was for the challenge of them against the server (which never happened) apart from the one time at the battle of the lake

[@user-garnet]

@@jahagkagau6061 that's true, Ill consider it

[@blakestratton1307]

I think he's gonna side with Wilbur for the anarchy.

[@llawliot]

5:40 Come- *ffffff*

[@connorduquette1432]

I once read a book that described how the most threatening character wouldn't look at his enemies with any anger or contempt; instead he would just stare at them apathetically, like they meant nothing to him one way or the other, and somehow that was far more intimidating.

[@rockargen9591]

Tommy: i got one thing u ll never ever ever have- Ads: "get a discount"

[@user-ew3md7gd3q]

I love watching his watching over and over you will be missed fly high king fly high

[@silvertheelf]

Techno is just a beast and a troll, and also a guy with legendary timing.

[@randomchannel10937]

Technoblade just wanted to live in peace with his potatos

[@maskedl3568]

2:08 Whenever the Protagonist/Antagonist summons a god

[@deadmanwillyimbothdeadandalive]

4:10 you can see Wilber look over at his clock

[@el.the.mushroom.gal.]

*8:14* _Can we appreciate how well this was timed with the background music? It's not perfect but it's still satisfyingly matched._

[@vigneshmuralidharan]

My favorite quotes: "I mean this in the nicest way possible. You fucked up." "Revolution waits for no man." "We have a blade."

[@dolphinnerythronenotfound8342]

The fact that Techno doesn't laugh just makes everything funnier, for example at 3:25

[@oscarpines7927]

"I could kill you at any time." *Best Mc player armours up* "Let's trade!"

[@soup8138]

5:22 THIS IS THE MOST EMOTION I'VE SEEN IN THIS MAN

[@alluradhika4839]

8:30 The item techno took is notch apple (Enchanted) XD

[@cheese7781]

“I can guarantee you all of my viewers are subscribed to you TechnoBlade” “Well what if one of them aren’t”

[@sparlingwilson6220]

7:23 I support technoblade even more now.

[@user-ip1kl9kv4x]

Tommy: but there's one thing I have that you'll never ever ever have. Ad: PLAY STATION4

[@clickbait6646]

"would i break the law?" says the anarchist

[@mcclerklinschannel8643]

Dream: Why are we letting Tommy get us into this battle where were like double outnumbered? Technoblade: I dont know Dream he's got a lot of viewers. LMAO

[@misbsh76]

Tommy: But there's one thing that I have that you'll never ever ever have- *Ad: KZbin Premium*

[@aripl8014]

The title should be dream and techno funniest moments but its all techno

[@mk-jb7xs]

0:07 *uno reverse card*

[@zaphkiel759]

"revolution waits for no men" - Technoblade 2020

[@lorelo2401]

Techno is like that one demon who didnt wanna bothered to go to work but he was forced to be summoned and was like "Ok which one of you woke me up" *loads shotgun*

[@kiyotaka2336]

And then heehehhhhheheeeeeeehehehh

[@Meegz0]

"Battle of the lake" *Right beside a giant striped tower*

[@Laniakea-ec6lz]

0:40 dance potato boi dance

[@i_guess109]

"i have something that you'll never ever have" ad: "Pringles wavy"

[@fyre_hazaard6083]

Can we talk about how Techno didnt wanna talk about how long its been since he'd cleaned his clothes, then a few moments later gave Wilbur STACKS of jacket potatoes to eat?

[@fidelis2406]

I cnt stop laughing when techno find out the water at tower is blocked with glass XD

[@simon-ze7kq]

3:25 holy crap wilbur in those glasses are to die for, he's so cute wow!

[@llamabunnycat]

4:36 lol

[@trinitite4617]

“There’s one thing I have that you’ll never ever have” “What’s that” *durex add plays*

[@sarahpyro]

Tommy: "You're scared of me" Also Tommy: *immediately kind and trying to stay on Techno's good side* You know... I think you might be scared of him? Just a guess tho

[@EclipseGamingPS]

Tommy - I have the blade Everyone - laughs as they dont believe him Techno - Logs on Everyone- ah no why whyyyyyyyy Tommy - YESSSSSSSSS

[@noshitha3534]

Everyone in dream smp while in a lore:Serious Caracter Techno:Yea,What is roleplay

[@arnavrathi]

To anyone wondering what did techno took , he took a god apple from the chest .

[@nabeel4883]

"Would I break the law?..." NAH I'd probably change it when I take over the ducking world you-

[@fyre_hazaard6083]

"I have one thing... You will never have... I have the blade" /Technoblade has joined the game/ Pro gamer move lmao

[@airidotcom]

1:24 I mean he’s not wrong

[@MilkyGlass00]

Tommy “There’s one thing I have that you’ll never ever ever have-“ *A cheezit ad pops up saying something like that for like 3 secs* Me: 🤣🤣🤣 LoL I don’t even have cheezitz!!! 5:16 I’m not ever going to question ur intellect Technoblade (never did in the first place but yea, not gunna start now) O-O lol 😂

[@sumire2452]

6:16 will tommy doesn't worng techno sounds like my friend dealer

[@justagamer2168]

This guy Made a Dream SMP War battle of the lake trailer kzbin.info/www/bejne/jmW9mXaVmbl8bsk

[@playdoheater5599]

It's edited yet I can't understand anything, wth

[@rekt307]

@@playdoheater5599 same

[@insomniac9933]

@@playdoheater5599 "well Tommy isn't wrong, Techno sounds like my friend dealer"

[@playdoheater5599]

@@insomniac9933 thanks

[@phoenixcoursey6711]

When the Halo theme played I knew something was about to happen

[@bdogmarshall]

6:23 He should've said potatoes

[@ido-5555]

can’t wait for the ravine to be destroyed or modified in minecraft cave update

[@Mister-cj1tx]

the already loaded chunks dont change

[@nelepapies5601]

1 month already? How time floats- oh..

[@justagamer2168]

This guy made a Dream SMP War battle of the lake trailer kzbin.info/www/bejne/jmW9mXaVmbl8bsk

[@ZxSlug]

Techno: i haven't logged of Wilbur: wait what?

[@lemonontherocks6587]

Technos armor when on in sinc with the music-