The Vicious Cycle of Monopoly

I have no more friends. I have alienated everyone I love.
Filmed Live on Twitch: / wilbursoot
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Minx: / justaminx
Niki: / nihachu
Edited: / archiemcw
Music used:
Incompetech - Kevin Macleod

[@baybee2721]

“Becha’ feel stupid now!” Says Arlus as the police arrest an Irish wheelbarrow for tax fraud...

[@b4Iler]

wheelbarrows also need to pay tax you don't want... *tax evasion*

[@llla_german_ewoklll6413]

cringe the noob, **ludwig intensifies**

[@qwertyasdf4081]

**yoshi intensifies**

[@bobwithablog]

Haha good one

[@alissa2791]

That was funny

[@camcorder1548]

11:28 “That’s like a sex position, but you just stand there and be Christian.” -Wilbur Soot, 2020

[@electricbread11]

What coincidence the minute digit is 11

[@arbla]

^^

[@astraythestars]

I-

[@krizi4970]

Should've made it 11:11

[@izzyb_ella_m5362]

“The orphanage deserved it” Technoblade: _that’s my brother!_

[@_mossystar]

I like ur pfp :)

[@izzyb_ella_m5362]

@@_mossystar same with you! I love your pfp and your name😂

[@_Mafuyu_]

Funny thing I was watching this in techno cosplay and I said that exact thing

[@not_pacman]

I’m late to the party, but I like everyone’s pfp

[@monkeee3000]

Mega late but I like y'alls pfps. (Its not a mistake its a materpiece, my l'panburg, [redacted] and Hampter

[@blaazer9473]

Petition to play this with Technoblade, Tommy, and Philza. Edit: They tried... Too bad it didn't work. It would have been entertaining and funny. I hope they try it again. Edit2: Rip Technoblade

[@krisdreemurrlightnerconnoi1728]

sleepy bois monopoly session? pog

[@cyruss6536]

LESS GO MORE GO E Q U I V A L E N T G O

[@Dance_lover88]

Signed

[@FriskKimura]

Also for Dream, George, Sapnap and Bad

[@blaazer9473]

@@FriskKimura Nah, they lame.

[@blitzwinger999wright6]

31:31 I didn’t know Minx learned to speak Enchantment Table.

[@postman7772]

nice one

[@block_channel_3]

Sharpness your unbreaking you mender

[@kiwiofi]

she really went FAUGSHATSHSTUSODIDNSNARLDUS DJHSJSKA idk how she thought we'd understand tho 🤨

[@jankec]

Wait-thats illegal

[@TheBreadedPigeon]

Yᒷᔑ⍑ ᒲᒷ リᒷ╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ∷, ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑℸ ̣ 'ᓭ !¡∷ᒷℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ || ᓵ𝙹𝙹ꖎ

[@notverypleasant9385]

Minx: *becomes god* Wilbur: viva la revolution

[@qqoyy]

viva la revolution -wilbur2020

[@notverypleasant9385]

@@qqoyy I just predicted L'manburg did i not?

[@bee9151]

@@notverypleasant9385 not really, they kind of did a whole revolution since the start

[@notverypleasant9385]

@@bee9151 it's a joke

[@bee9151]

@@notverypleasant9385 i know, im just saying bruv

[@melchoraquinogasmen9337]

when u trigger minx she turns into eminem's daughter

[@plate2105]

Sing this to the tune of old town raid Im gonna fuck her up with a bloody didlo im gonna die 9 years after her

[@melchoraquinogasmen9337]

@@plate2105 your messed up

[@willsith9762]

Wilbur- The Businessman Niki- Hopelessly Wholesome Minx- Feral Animal Fourth guy- fourth guy

[@nyyctoph1liaa]

FERAL ANIMAL 💀

[@johnweslygasmen2300]

arlus is just "4th guy" bruh

[@CoasterCount]

Arlus- comic relief

[@missing840]

Arlus - Fuckin No One

[@MattHerrema]

"Second place in a beauty contest" Minx: *Rajjchelor Flashbacks*

[@bradenmoore2187]

Cycle path

[@Malignant-]

my thought exactly

[@jeremiahcarr306]

It was too easy

[@TimmyDsBurner]

PTSD

[@Unturned_Survivor]

At the end of the game Niki: Good Job Wilbur c: Minx: **Hostile Gibberish Intensifies**

[@errorerror7388]

let me just be the first person to reply on this

[@madisonhudak8626]

* :3

[@ilhandaanish2381]

Spoilers >:(

[@massdysfunkton]

Hostile gibberish may be my favorite phrase ever

[@nathanjeffersonmaranon-odl3051]

I almost died because of this

[@akish302]

“What’s the big whale?” Wilbur: “it’s me.” *W h a l e b u r*

[@blesskurunai9213]

This is a rule no one other than me who'll reply at this comment will gonna die one day.

[@nugget_da_chicken1461]

killer whale/orca :D

[@petermarsella6537]

Wilbur not understand what a Rabbid is and thinking everyone is just misspelling it gives me life

[@_Mafuyu_]

@Streak_Writes it was at 69 wasn’t it

[@Lucky-gu3dq]

What does it mean?

[@bubblesnstuff1458]

@@Lucky-gu3dq its a cartoon about rabbits called rabbids and all they say is BWAAAA

[@Okami_HD]

It’s not a cartoon? Rabbids are enemies from the Rayman games. Since both monopoly (this version anyway) and rayman are owned by Ubisoft, they appear as characters here.

[@professorgames3261]

⁠@@Okami_HDI don't know if this is a joke or not, but if it isn't there is an entire show just about Rabbids. It kind of feels like if the Minions had their own show. But somehow louder.

[@rumisanes]

“The Irish have colorful language” Me, irish: _oh this’ll be good_

[@paddy650]

Same here

[@phoenixm4678]

We have very colourful language indeed.

[@VocalicCrayfish]

Me, also irish.. hmm yes

[@VERIFIED-DEITY]

norn iron

[@bobwithablog]

Haha good one

[@jedfry1298]

minx swore about 77 times in this video, most of the words were *fock* and she swore most frequently at the start and the end

[@jcl4370]

@Videoms prob 0

[@stuttertarget]

Only 77?

[@pieta.s]

77? rookie numbers

[@Zemousis]

I mean that not counting the stream

[@lohema7827]

@@jcl4370 still more than you :D

[@chelseajaide8253]

15:20 Wilbur: Hey Minx how are you? Minx: Shut the fu-

[@CoasterCount]

That had me dead 💀 💀 💀

[@tsampi]

Everyone: Tommy swears so much! Minx: ...and I took that personally.

[@katterwaul6317]

Remember, everyone, Minx tried to retroactively pick love in Wilbur's Love or Host. Which...baffles me, sometimes, because they act like siblings who have been forced to share the backseat on a 9-hour car trip.

[@MCshadr217]

Think Minx legitimately is desperate for a boyfriend.

[@lunacolors2124]

@@MCshadr217 Have you seen her twitter 💀 according to it Wilbur would normally be just her type lmfao

[@minecraftbrody0788]

Of topic what’s the song at 26:48

[@Myson09]

Lol true

[@hixfamm]

69420

[@adammacmillan7263]

31:31 eminem been real quiet since Minx dropped this

[@epicduckys6973]

Lmao

[@iZaYa_DeLaR]

I’m dead 😂😂😂

[@ch1mp081]

Lol

[@slk7376]

666th like my bruhdas

[@von7332]

sounded like she said the n word :/

[@anonymousvloggergirl]

31:30 stressed me out so much lol, minx sounded so pissed. Wilbur just sat there, he didn't know what to do...

[@penny_friend6253]

Who would know what to do???

[@fitquefunlie9848]

Wilbur just seems used to it

[@mataschmata]

God, minx's rage is so disarming. it's hard to think she's joking when she's throwing things around her room

[@eggmon420]

I love how everyone hates everyone else except Niki.

[@Berilia]

I believe it is almost impossible to hate Niki

[@sftielia5079]

what u talkin about, no one hates them.

[@kaiaros]

@@sftielia5079 they mean jokingly

[@Shanoyu19271]

@@sftielia5079 can i have some of that pls

[@AR53N1CCCC]

@@sftielia5079 r/oopsdidntmeanto God I sound like a Reddit nerd lmfao

[@nateds7326]

Minx: as they say, eat the rich Also minx: *has more money than everyone in the game combined*

[@crane8015]

Also also minx: Still lost

[@chickngamer45]

You are what you eat then

[@yanzhenyuanyuan4666]

@@chickngamer45 hell yeah

[@TheColdestKingCold]

Minx: *Loses because she misclicks* Also Minx: *Proceeds to speak the forbidden language and summons a demon*

[@Tp_OverHeat]

on the plus side, she can tell me what im about to get on my sword

[@kogo21]

Mr monopoly: “Do you have friends?” Me: “yes” Mr monopoly: “Well what if i said i could change all that”

[@verganando3657]

“Why are they miss spelling rabbit at me, and saying waaa?” Fucking broke me

[@kiwiofi]

he's british he doesn't know 😌

[@chairleg9796]

@@kiwiofi we have it here he’s just the wrong generation

[@vallerygoesef1379]

Wilbur is an uncultured swine

[@violenciarivas7797]

que copada tu foto de perfil lpmm

[@blikkz5445]

Rabid* and bwaaahhhh*

[@cosmiczyx8428]

"That orphanage deserved it" Wilbur is the third worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.

[@ConnerCrafts900]

The 2nd is techno

[@ordinaryextraordinary9484]

What was the first? EDIT: I feel like mentioning that I do indeed know what the first worst thing was, and I left this reply to help continue the thread. You guys can stop explaining the joke to me, I just wrote this for the funny.

[@cosmiczyx8428]

@@ordinaryextraordinary9484 they weren't always orphans.

[@strudel1347]

@@cosmiczyx8428 ive never seen a thread work out so perfectly

[@cosmiczyx8428]

@@strudel1347 the opportunity just flew into my lap lmaooo

[@xenoshyper9940]

27:26 lmao best part of the entire video

[@meanwhileinthemindofagoril1343]

"the Irish have colourful language" ain't that the truth

[@Alonzi.]

A brit, a german, an Irishwoman and an swede This isnt going to end well Or it will, with a lot of alcohol

[@moth6966]

Arlus is swedish

[@Alonzi.]

@@moth6966 god thanks, I was honeslty just guessing off accents ,.also also do you know the singular version of swedish? Is it just swed?

[@Alonzi.]

@Videoms noice

[@lasagnequeen2198]

I though Nikki was Welch🤔

[@Alonzi.]

@@lasagnequeen2198 1. welch 😶 2. She’s German

[@ceojoe5157]

I love how Nihachu is like "yay! GG!" while minx is citing every word in the urban dictionary

[@mugwa5423]

She sounded like she was reciting the buddha sutra very fastly and aggresively

[@benitoflakes8416]

@@mugwa5423 The Buddha Sutra?

[@entix9084]

Yeah im glad wilbur is dating her, she's a good role model

[@alissa2791]

sticky papaya Except that she cursed every five seconds

[@zackattack9228]

@@benitoflakes8416 its a game about a hitman

[@gersonflores2490]

Minx jinxed herself cuz in 16:26 she was like the future rich and Wilbur ended up winning

[@chipdip1046]

24:47 "I keep forgetting that enter means enter!"

[@omni-galachu9684]

"The Floor here is made out of Floor"

[@artrtisicsea9160]

Wilbur soot loses his mind while angry shouty Irish woman screams in the background because she doesn’t know how to play monopoly

[@blazeclarke]

It's great how the editor gave up censoring swear words after about a minute into the video

[@lotteyca]

i think it's because people have to not swear for a certain ab=mount of time to allow the vid on restricted mode

[@princessannie6419]

@@lotteyca it’s not available on restricted mode

[@sedonasmith]

He made it two minutes actually

[@sedonasmith]

Scratch that it was closer to a minute and a half

[@echo4673]

TWO minutes... but poor Elodie if she had to do the whole vid

[@wil_birdy]

Its the fact when he wins he just looks so confused like: "wait a minute, wait a minute...did minx just-" Yes. "but-" Yes, don't question it Wilbur accept the victory "but-how-"

[@figuringbacon5516]

7:02 love that part

[@nelanndre518]

31:30 Minx be speaking enchanting table language tho

[@preciousjewelamor]

LMAO

[@theorumbleturley1555]

That's jokes

[@zephyr6377]

Did minx get private lessons from dream to learn how to speak enchantment table?

[@directioner4859]

@@zephyr6377 maybe???

[@Sehtareh]

Can I learn it

[@jlugt3834]

the contrast between nikki and minx’s personalities is amazing

[@cityuser]

Nikki: good job wilbur! Minx: IERGDJJMSERFKOJMEWSFIKOEFSMIOSERJMNKJWSEJNFSKJENBFJIUSENBHMSEHKBNFUJSEBJHUSEFJHBNLFESIUJ

[@Unturned_Survivor]

@@cityuser no no its Niki: Good Job Wilbur c: Minx: *Angry Gibberish Intensifies*

[@paleozoey]

girls that say hiii vs. girls that say bruh

[@JAY-zf6jw]

granabam this is so true

[@ahhh.angela]

granabam what if you say both 😳

[@ambervernon9713]

The way Minx became more demonic sounding as the game went on

[@kt-ej3os]

that's what capitalism does to u ig

[@a_tru_noob9843]

“11 is like a sex position, but you just stand there, and be Christian.” Best Wilbur Soot saying of all time

[@AstroBlox]

*Hears Minx being angry in the first 2 seconds* oh boy here we go

[@prosans2]

@@gingooreal stop self advertising

[@maxwu9954]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/o2TEiWRsgNl5oc0 Secret wilbur vid!

[@fudgeamellow]

Technoblade in the horizon: "THE ORPHANS LOOK MISERABLE! WELL DONE, WILBUR!!!!"

[@random_dude9052]

Its why hes won,its all techno's energy

[@sorrynot242]

WELL DONE, MY APPRENTICE. I SHALL TEACH YOU MUCH MORE TO TORTURE THEM!

[@kingarthur1367]

I put this video on to fall asleep to

[@fudgeamellow]

@@kingarthur1367 me to

[@mmorgan5473]

@@sorrynot242 You mean advance interrogation techniques

[@Hubba_Hubba9]

10:12 i absolutely love the "tree dollah!!"

[@selma7133]

11:57 Minx: I'm so f***ing good at this game Also Minx:

[@efthymis_mc3474]

Minx: Has almost every property on the game and more money than everyone else Also Minx: *P A N I K*

[@happychaos2910]

ESpanop that’s some Reddit level knowledge.

[@bobwithablog]

Haha good one

[@max4633]

Lol nice

[@StarrDust12]

Minx: *has been winning the entire game* Wilbur: I am an anime protaganist

[@sophiescribbles8504]

He remembered friendship

[@joebynum9056]

Techno lent him power

[@minecraftbrody0788]

What’s the song at 26:48

[@isabelwallace9171]

I now request this to be made into a manga

[@olegpetrovic]

YEEY

[@X-SPONGED]

14:47 Nikki : "Arlus, it's so kind of you to give me money again" Finch : "well, you look kinda poor, so" Sir Billiam III : "you know you could've just killed her for being poor, right ?"

[@user-gy9dp8tq7v]

29:58 KARMAS A BBIIITCHHHH was the only thing going through my head XD

[@littletrashboi7210]

The longer this quarantine lasts, the more minx is gonna get bullied

[@p.o.s.6979]

THE LONGER THE ICON OF SIN IS ON EARTH, THE STRONGER HE WILL BECOME

[@welp6112]

What’s the link to the monopoly game they played?

[@artrtisicsea9160]

I feel like minx knew how to play this whole time

[@alfie3880]

Very true

[@TheDarkDiver]

She deserves it

[@birdape5033]

I watched Minx’s stream and I laughed so hard when she would get mad at everyone for talking and yelled at her chat for help

[@bobwithablog]

Haha good one

[@nicolasa.3192]

God bless her chat. Are you all masochists? Because she just shouts at you the _whole_ time...

[@huhwerami4417]

@@nicolasa.3192 We're not masochists, we just feel pleasure instead of pain

[@royal_zaffreknightx3445]

Well, it was an amazing comeback

[@finnarvay7972]

Minx was simply something else

[@nyxdoesnerdstuff6440]

Minx: *has been winning the entire game* Wilbur: Now it's time for what I call a pro gamer move-

[@prplwzrd1720]

28:55 the money goblin has no income

[@-teenangstbodycount-3059]

I love how he eventually had to give up on censoring Minx

[@yourlocalbicronoverlord]

I think it was just the first minute censoring

[@qwertyasdf4081]

Yeah Archie (the editor) did pretty good with this vid. The giving up on censoring is funny and he gets to do less work.

[@alex3016]

the reason he did that is cause when youtube looks through videos for swears they typically only watch the first few minutes. So he gets the youtube algorithm clout of not swearing even though he does swear.

[@qwertyasdf4081]

alex that’s why those “diamond” videos worked right? There was or maybe still is porn on youtube which they keep on the platform by starting with some video of a jeweler or something talking about diamonds, then they cut to the porn, then cuts back to the jeweler video at the end.

[@piscessoedroen]

@@qwertyasdf4081 pardon me, what?

[@elizabest5560]

Somewhere in the distance, Jschlatt is smiling

[@jerrysgardentractorsengine2243]

Considering most of his assets were seized by the court during SchlattCoin Vs The people of SMPLive, Monopoly is the only way Schlatt can repay his $90,000 debt

[@rvrsion]

The drifting clouds fly by as jschlatt lay on the grass, the trees and wilderness are surreal and calm. He listen to the birds chirping and feels the grass swaying, but as he listens closer he hears something else. He wonders if he’s thinking things because he can hear the sound of an aggressive Irish woman playing monopoly. He pictures what it sounds like and he thinks... isn’t that the kid from meet the thornberries (I haven’t seen the show and I don’t know how to spell it lol)

[@shannarafryer3111]

He isn't just smiling ,he's laughing his ass off

[@officialgoober_m]

Drifting Clouds why'd you make it poetic

[@mislavsabolski3057]

Gaysclatt?

[@X-SPONGED]

Wilbur : "hello, how are you doing Minx ?" Minx : "interesting deception, but what does it mean ?"

[@steve_urchin8536]

Having stubborn siblings/friends to play with along with auctioning properties is the best thing ever in monopoly.

[@TheDremCatcher]

I like how Wilbur doesn’t know rabbids invasion and everyone in the chat is saying BWAAHH

[@kameran-5231]

Bwaah bwaah

[@UnsaneMan]

"THIS IS THE PART WHERE WE GET THEM NAKED" -Schlatt

[@pikazed]

Did Minx really block Will?

[@WisePlayz]

BWAAHH

[@wahippo]

where's the justice for rayman

[@influe8758]

Bruh when he said “how is she managing properties in jail is she using her 1 phone call” I laughed so hard

[@coraorac]

169th like. *n i c e*

[@lustStar]

789th like, nice

[@bakedbagels3716]

911th like, nice

[@KirbyIsLife]

969th like, nice

[@ImTheArcherYT]

Wilbur: I own railway stations. *Jubilee Line Intensifies*

[@nyankoizumi739]

The fact that Minx's and Wilbur's friendship is based on roasting each other is great

[@sabshilli7002]

i love how minx's swears are only sometimes censored

[@masonhock6442]

The editor gave up

[@maxcrawfish5987]

It was for the first minute or so, that's mainly what the algorithm checks for

[@hbfjkxjnfnf9032]

@@maxcrawfish5987 and the end

[@DrivingGod21]

"Censorship stops at 2:00" Was on the intro

[@BamaTy24]

There was just to much to censor XD

[@mozart2719]

I barely ever heard Niachu talk the entire time Minx asserted her dominance

[@MinishMilly]

Within the stream she accidentally muted herself for like 30 minutes, so that's probably also the reason why, lol

[@mozart2719]

MinishMilly 🤣

[@jaimebeazer5948]

Us girls gotta stick together.

[@beebo34]

A lot of times Niki talked were cut out for some reason

[@harryfield2878]

She was talking during silence in stream rather then during the more humorous parts

[@ranch9167]

I'm living for the random wholesomeness between Minx and niki

[@sophiescribbles8504]

Will: “I’ve been looking for you for many eons” Tommy: “Isn’t that a kind of fish?”

[@hellothere702]

Love to see that the British oppression of the Irish is still happening

[@user-xb5bz4fu9o]

underrated comment

[@comradekarlvonschnitzelste8218]

Cursed comments

[@hellothere702]

Oh wow that's a lot of likes

[@kingacrisius]

Got a good laugh out of that one lol

[@matthewrowley04]

It never stopped

[@jiwonlee2898]

31:20 nihachu: wooo gg :D Minx: **summons Satan**

[@motalan6075]

lul

[@stress1300]

*table slam*

[@baconmonke]

she says the n word aswell at 31:31

[@ahmedamir6975]

The pure joy in willburs eyes when the dog moved his legs

[@TJFuller08]

wilbur: wins minx: irish instincts engage

[@dcchaos6409]

Wilbur: plays monopoly Also Wilbur: I do not see a single instance where this can possibly go wrong

[@degeneratewithasideoftidep6795]

GenericName 33 Correct

[@comradekarlvonschnitzelste8218]

GenericName 33 the end of a ship uh oh

[@luk9704]

Monopoly but every time minx says "focking" the video gets more fried and minx voice gets louder

[@dearmarss]

someone needs to do this

[@henriquedasilvacardoso6418]

What do you mean? That's just the normal video

[@jonathanw3532]

Better yet do the entire stream

[@JAY-zf6jw]

Instead do it every time minx cusses

[@amokriinprolgiid3409]

Everyone would be deaf by minute 4.

[@therealmofsong637]

Minx: talks smack the entire time Will: uno reverse plays

[@b7d544]

31:57 GOT ME DYING LMAO

[@fox_8714]

Minx: (citing every cuss word known to man) Wilbur: (plays guitar)

[@kingarthur1367]

Shes just trying to make sure that he doesn't get a copyright strike shes just such a kind and compassionate person isnt she :)

[@imbored457]

@@kingarthur1367 yeah, so thoughtful :)

[@Kayamaru]

Minx is Irish, of course she’d know every cuss word

[@ponetu]

Wilbur: *Makes fun of Minx for not knowing how to play monopoly* Also Wilbur: *Doesn't know how to play Uno*

[@burrsoup]

Also also Wilbur: *doesnt know what Rabbids are*

[@ccsally]

I was about to say it. How can someone not know how to play UNO?!

[@phoenixgoose8844]

Idk how to play uno

[@ccsally]

@@phoenixgoose8844 get out- there is the door -> 🚪 just get out.

[@thwalesproductions]

I use to know but I forgot

[@throwaways2743]

minx being an aggressive wheelbarrow is the best thing i’ve ever seen

[@ravnitesanchez6183]

0:10 It was directed at margret thatcher Fun fact: when she died the number one song in England was “ding dong the witch is dead”

[@Ederaness]

Not very fun but thanks

[@attackoramic8361]

​@@Ederanessfor many people, it basically is, i guess

[@Ederaness]

@@attackoramic8361 bruh I have no idea what I was on about here oml

[@JordanGilbert69]

I feel bad for his poor editor having to censor every second word spoken by minx

[@alexmarrone7607]

the editor kinda gave up half-way through

[@bonkbonkbonkbonkbonkbonk]

Alex Marrone not even, he gave up a few minutes in 😂

[@lukebell4738]

@@bonkbonkbonkbonkbonkbonk It's because if you swear in the first 2 minutes of your video you get demonetized.

[@JordanGilbert69]

@@bonkbonkbonkbonkbonkbonk if they censored the whole thing this vid wouldn't have come out this month

[@jaimebeazer5948]

The editor give up like 2 mins in lol

[@rennnnnn]

I’d just like to appreciate minxes extensive language for a hot second

[@gingooreal]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/g6OYk2iVpKZnmA

[@maxwu9954]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/o2TEiWRsgNl5oc0 Secret wilbur vid!

[@nearlypeanuts4726]

the second is 4 million degrees celcius my dude

[@tigersharkwoo]

AAAAAAAA

[@welp6112]

What’s the link to the monopoly game they played?

[@angelfire1156]

I'm more shocked that he didn't know about Rabids

[@ZuliusKaltaris]

"How do we cripple him" My super normal brain: Ooh now this is a question I can answer "Ingame, ingame" :( 16:05

[@Zachrdoodle]

“Streamer in the streets, BIG WHALE in the sheets” “…cause you spray a lot of water”

[@RyanDreemurr6]

When he's in the sheets he just recites "whale facts" ;)

[@Hurricane_Tim]

RyanDreemurr6 like the infamous one, “Sperm Whales can’t cum.”

[@garorade]

@@Hurricane_Tim epic wilbur whale facts

[@constellation5534]

Wilbur: That orphanage deserved it Niki: I'll always forgive you HmMmMmm

[@Extramrdo]

13:40

[@markleeknow4452]

WTFF

[@chuichiro0062]

@She took The kids yh

[@truedarklander]

@She took The kids "this is the second worse thing these orphans have gone through in their lives" -Technoblade, while stealing presents from orphans

[@reikugames4524]

13:17 the technoblade side of wilbur

[@reikugames4524]

edit i meant 13:48

[@clockwork2572]

When two of your favorite duos get together and play British monopoly

[@TheGardiner]

We need an 8-way Monopoly sesh between Wilbur, Niki, Minx, Schlatt, Techno, Phil, RT, and Tommy. It can go to charity too Edit: Nvm

[@vinny3243]

notice how Arlus wasn't included there hmmm i wonder why

[@TheGardiner]

Vinny that’s why

[@beeexdee1698]

I’m scared to see Tommy and minx in the same call

[@gabrielhenson5751]

@@beeexdee1698 oh god oh fuck. The voice chat would be *incessant yelling, talking, and swearing all while a rap battle is happening*

[@Erinsea1]

I want that to happen SO BAD that would be hilarious 😂

[@ghastlyghandi4301]

Alternate title: “Wilbur and friends bully minx while niachu does nothing”

[@mootwo_]

[ Quax ] that’s very helpful because I don’t know how to right-click with a sapling in my hand, and nobody told me how

[@reihanboo]

theres niachu?

[@ghostdagreat]

Niachu is always like that ha

[@consumerofsoftproducts2943]

Its friend singular

[@shinezboogie1007]

Hmm Yes

[@Pluto_Music_]

“The Irish have colorful language, all censorship stops at 2min” - Wilbur soot 2020

[@Jokivk367]

Minx at the end sounded like a gremlin 😂😂

[@gabrieldecock5050]

Wilbur transforming into a passive version of Jschlatt really scares me

[@phoebe8719]

I stg, every video he gets silently scarier

[@Ze_Rocky]

I like tow trucks

[@ethanhatcher5533]

@@Ze_Rocky and monster truck

[@noahthompson5010]

@@ethanhatcher5533 and clown cars

[@derpadothebird2106]

@@Ze_Rocky do you like ham

[@rapidreaders7741]

Minx swore so much that Wilbur's editor actually ran out of Windows XP noises.

[@notoriousgoblin83]

Welcome to Ireland

[@phoenixm4678]

@@notoriousgoblin83 It do be like that

[@brooklyn6994]

the line wilbur said after niki went to jail killed my soul so terribly.

[@saltt2069]

the clocks lights turned on as soon as he said ding, talk about perfect timing!

[@kylefitz.2639]

"The Irish is coming to me now." I mean, that wouldn't be a bad thing if he weren't British...

[@alexeil7050]

the british, us irish people’s worst enemy

[@terminal5026]

22:50 Arlus: "Oh my fucking god. I'm gonna pray to the gods above that I don't fuck this up and die in a hole at the age of 7."

[@RisuTheMan]

"Yahoo. I leave"

[@ultragamergod]

“Ya ya ya ya ya Gimme maney Yahoo”

[@mcytlover3769]

Yahoo I live ☺️

[@gavinmagnushatepage8316]

yahoo

[@zombieslayer1468]

yahoo

[@-scarlett-3172]

I love how the bleeping stops after 2 mins because nobody could be bothered to bleep out all of minx’s swears 😂

[@izzyb_ella_m5362]

“Streamer in the streets, Big Whale in the sheets” Still waiting for that to be a song

[@zkmk8593]

31:30 when you get so angry you start speaking Jack Stauber

[@eliasklemp2340]

29:29 why is nobody talking about how wilbur made the sound when you kill an enderman in minecraft

[@shannarafryer3111]

LMFAOO

[@PuppetsBlade]

i thought that was minx

[@yourtoxic3160]

My god, never realized

[@gunsarentfun5899]

OMG YESSSSS

[@magicaliceviking3031]

its actually enderman vwoops angrily

[@justyourfellowduck]

We all love a family friendly causal game of monopoly with friends!