Will I Fail The Moron Test?

It's the ultimate test to figure out whether or not I'm smarter than a pigeon.
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[@potatopiestudios1137]

Game: smallest to biggest. Captain Sauce: intense sweating

[@mrcelsius2928]

F u n n y

[@letsmakegames947]

Well I found the 6 year old that shouldn’t be on youtube

[@christieblackwood7807]

@@letsmakegames947 oh you jealous that he got more likes than you

[@carsonproctor6037]

animate yeah it was some what funny

[@carsonproctor6037]

@@letsmakegames947 who are you the comment police.

[@chummysomething9828]

“How am I still only as smart as an average pigeon?” -Sauce man 2021

[@tannerbell4317]

Lmao I read this right as he said it

[@zanik8326]

congrats you won being the first comment with most likee

[@typowyanonim5390]

@@tannerbell4317 me too

[@BonahPerson]

disIike my vid thank y'all

[@elanti-furrodelrancho3499]

''Is this a dinosaur egg it's the size of a football?'' -funny salsa canadian guy 2021

[@dawae7288]

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, potato passes me in the IQ benchmark. - Captainsauce 2021

[@evanthecameraman1636]

“How am I only as smart as a average pigeon” Says a quarter is 21 cents

[@romanwithrow1463]

The currency of one country is not the same as the currency of another, he was saying his $0.25 would only be $0.21 in the US I think, I may be wrong

[@puggyboy694]

"In America [a quarter] would be 21 cents." *Confused American noises*

[@Oh_No_1]

The bad thing is that I actually had to think about that when he said it

[@Oh_No_1]

@Kalvin Cusworth [Student]Cap is Canadian and lives in Canada so he doesn't use American currency so he thought it (a quarter) was 21 cents

[@mcarrowtime7095]

@@Oh_No_1 Or a Canadian quarter could be worth 22 cents in America

[@constantprayerwarrior]

@@Oh_No_1 no, he converted canadian currency in to American currency

[@trevincarter7648]

I think it was monney conversion a Canadian quarter is 20 us cents on google

[@brandonyu5901]

Me looking up Captainsauce on google. Google: Captainsauce; as smart as a pigeon.

[@connor7831]

**a genius pigeon

[@Taz42O]

Search result: no

[@spongebobpopsiclecultmembe9561]

No

[@alexismccracken6060]

U a pigeon

[@jellydude2189]

I like how cap had to count slowly because he wants to make sure that he isn’t dumb but it never works

[@GhostHelwig]

That was fantastic. 😂 I’d love to see more of all those games, especially that last one. It was hilarious the whole way through.

[@normac0772]

"I can see all the chubby little fingers typing angry comments as we speak." -CaptainSauce 2021

[@Rocketfeller1273]

every single time

[@alexismccracken6060]

@iLikeSnipers Wtf?

[@person1451]

As soon as I read this comment the video had said it

[@alexismccracken6060]

@iLikeSnipers I'm fine why?

[@rodrigomachado6032]

It's good to see even cap has to count every month to know which one comes after which

[@theshadowyparasite9448]

Thinking about the order of the months and alphabet is kind of like doing a google search in your head.

[@sweatyboi440]

@@theshadowyparasite9448 agreed

[@xaviersmithgaming5053]

I do that all the time lol

[@raptorking2022]

It's the only way i can know the months

[@yadayadayada8665]

@@raptorking2022 i think we all do that, since we're taught month in that order

[@theperfectbotsteve4916]

"but I'm gonna play it for a few people who will think I'm stupid" I doubt he was expecting that to years later the video would have over a million views

[@alexthehuman163]

I swear this man can narrate for audiobooks

[@jonahgarcia4476]

when you looked away it said hint: its green. It probably meant that.

[@BobsSaltwater]

yep

[@potatoman7028]

Yes

[@_zai]

yup

[@JJ-ze8lj]

Yup

[@fantasyfanatical5510]

Yep

[@silent64209]

Smallest to largest? Capt Sauce: LARGE!

[@coreycolas8317]

What time

[@VladOSDGL]

BIGGER the better!

[@nickkurtz7341]

I love his modesty in saying a couple dozen people will watch this on a video with 200k views.

[@sanjiratkobita7997]

No 636

[@Arqade420]

@@sanjiratkobita7997 no 655

[@meanisme508]

659

[@Urvv]

692k

[@pdiddy0962]

Ikr

[@nicodeangelo5842]

23:45 "Beer...? There was a beer." I was on the floor laughing.

[@amandapanda5087]

So this was what the poll on Twitter was about! I'm glad we could help out 😂

[@sgt.mittens2451]

You didn’t he lost.

[@viewer_discretion_advised9903]

@@sgt.mittens2451 it helped him get the video done.

[@sgt.mittens2451]

@@viewer_discretion_advised9903 nah

[@mikeandjendoumitt5948]

"Help"

[@digitaal_boog]

You didn’t. It was green. It said do a couple levels before

[@welcometothegame5241]

"I got an idea. Check this out" *3 Random Games* That shit killed me.

[@BitMega]

Same lol

[@errr_4049]

Seeing captain sauce suffer likes this always makes me feel better about myself

[@Jumpshot_James77]

Ayo

[@burningkaiofficial]

3:56 The forth tap activated an ad on me

[@GideonOfnir]

"I was busy getting mugged by a duck!" - CaptainSauce 2021

[@robotnikcentric64]

6:03

[@RealityContractor]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@GideonOfnir]

@@RealityContractor... ha?

[@RealityContractor]

Look is it funny or a joke? (and if anyone knows my dad's youtube channel is still trying to get Idk something and every video I comment it's me Prince Corpuz I'm 11 years old and I like playing games and watching youtube I need a ps5 for youtube and games so yeah)

[@fleaswarm5881]

“Which one is a duck!” There’s a duck An earth The number 47 A tree Captainsauce: *Intense sweating*

[@Insanity_TM]

17:20 its fun that our moon actually are to big and powerful on earth to be classified a moon so earth is tecnecally a double planet system

[@Anonymous-vl5nb]

its really good how at the start he said "if i get them wrong there gonna think I'm dumb`` then proceeds to call Saturn Uranus

[@bennettdees853]

Saturn is beige/brown, that planet was blue, the only blue planet with rings is uranus

[@familyliladan]

Cap: smallest to largest Also cap:*clicks the largest*

[@yousifalbofradi7837]

Sauce: how am I only as smart as a pigeon? Also Sauce: *a cooking recipe*

[@vytarutis8827]

Also sause:big is small and small is big

[@jackfruit420]

@@samchindedza2012 you didn’t really get the joke, i think

[@taskforce_frog]

You mean pegeon

[@altsjd6468]

I love watching cap go insane in the pigeon test.

[@chocobear4078]

I genuinely thought Cap was gonna start crying at the end there

[@ombaaa]

"Will I fail the moron test?" I probably will

[@kirbotheloser6368]

Same

[@Beaver511]

Hey I know you.

[@CDF_Cool_Cat]

Same

[@rararahmen8164]

Its my brain

[@Beaver511]

No I remember him from a comment where I said “what would happen if I ate a fry in front of him”

[@commluke6007]

Game: its the green one. Cap: did you say something?

[@trevincarter7648]

What

[@sleepysnuck4803]

I just remember seeing after the duck the hint that it was green, and when he was confused I was just face palming so hard.

[@Gamer_Wolf.]

The duck tried to help him saying hint press green. But captain sauce tought the duck was attacking him. Poor duck.

[@chrisroberts2223]

14:59 Oh yes, I definitely remember the episode of Spongebob where he set up a bubble stand where you could blow bubbles for 21 cents.

[@humansbreathe8706]

He’s talking about how a Canadian quarter translated to an American quarter would be about 21 cents

[@chrisroberts2223]

@@humansbreathe8706 Now I feel like I'd fail the Moron test, I should've pieced that together xD

[@humansbreathe8706]

@@chrisroberts2223 You have been demoted to potato

[@condonny1735]

Sauce has potato brain since he didn’t catch the ‘hint is green’ thing when he played it again

[@mcarrowtime7095]

It didn’t start him there

[@condonny1735]

@@mcarrowtime7095 i’m the potato brain

[@honkinggoose172]

And he also forgot about EVERY moon that wasn’t, you know, ..... *THE MOON*

[@Login2play]

I kinda miss the old days when he played actual games like, little misfortune, gorn, kindergarten, dude stop, or waltz of the wizard

[@Fr0ggy_Girl]

Odd dumb stupid games are fun

[@Login2play]

@@Fr0ggy_Girl I guess

[@secretbaguette]

@@Fr0ggy_Girl Not really

[@Login2play]

I don't want a warzone in my comments, (that's happened to me way too often) please keep others opinions respected. Thank you

[@GoddessVi]

Little misfortune feels like it was forever ago

[@justanothersansfan3116]

22:58 that is the most HILARIOUS TALKING SOUND IVE EVER HEARD FROM CAPTAIN SAUCE

[@eddykidplayzyt]

Day 11 of telling captain sauce that he’s cool and epic and the best

[@jimmyshepherd4734]

He really is

[@Jonathanbull444]

No cap here

[@kyrosanimates4830]

That will not bring you far kid you do not know that people dont care about attention seekers

[@thederp2721]

Youre a wonderful pereon, i hope he sees you ^^

[@cameonmate4293]

@@kyrosanimates4830 he’s just expressing his opinion, thinking the worst in people won’t *you* long in life.

[@thassalantekreskel5742]

15:10 For anyone else who is suffering from not having taken a geometry class recently, a refresher. Parallelogram: Any four-sided object whose sides are parallel to their opposite side Rhombus: A parallelogram whose sides are all of equal length

[@YourMotherInLaw]

Im a 9 year old and i know what these things are is that a good thing?

[@thassalantekreskel5742]

@@YourMotherInLaw yes indeed. You're ahead of the curve, as they say.

[@animationlabz463]

Parallelograms also have opposite equal sides

[@raideranimator6091]

@@YourMotherInLawStay in school, don’t crime.

[@-dawn-9626]

if you didn’t know the note that he missed after the duck thing it said it’s the green one and if you see he had 4 buttons and there was a green one so the note ment that

[@lukeario797]

duck:hint its the green one Captain Sauce:what did it say

[@Giga6611]

What was that I was getting mugged by a duck -Captain sauce 2021

[@peachyjuju2621]

He’s a pigeon. That’s why he’s as smart as one.

[@billybob4532]

*Pegeon

[@gulogulo9018]

16:54 Capatinsauce- does Mars have any moons? Phobos and Deimos- are we a joke to you?

[@DangerDeadGamer123]

I love how he calls Saturn Uranus.

[@bennettdees853]

Saturn is beige/brown, that planet was blue, the only blue planet with rings is uranus

[@formablesabb]

the random three random gaems was really a “twist”

[@felloutboy7991]

games

[@formablesabb]

@@felloutboy7991 i know

[@akthefudge6487]

@@felloutboy7991 probably a typo

[@arikbemitheghazt6006]

DRAGONG

[@browassup8998]

SHUT THE FU-

[@ramikla_146]

Captain Sauce should pull off surprise 3 random games more often

[@hhhpestock951]

"Which force keeps you down to Earth" Trick question: gravity is no longer known to be a force, it is known to be a distortion of space-time.

[@ejrhorselady12]

I really liked the second one that you played. I sincerely hope that you play the ‘Stupid Test’ again, even though you enjoyed the third one better.

[@thomasanimations805]

1:20 Sauce: If i get these wrong your gonna laugh at me : Also sauce: Casually calls Saturn Uranus

[@Disturbance77]

@Jay Brighton oh cool someone smart above pigeon and potato and fifth grader level

[@thomasanimations805]

@Jay Brighton Well Im an idiot

[@Dmararar6]

“I couple dozen people”

[@GameyCat]

a*

[@Dmararar6]

@@GameyCat no i

[@GameyCat]

@@Dmararar6 no a

[@spp9143]

@@GameyCat dumby

[@GameyCat]

@@spp9143 *reverse uno card*

[@thadbell6353]

"I'm gonna do it for a couple dozen people to watch" First of all, woah. Second of all, 83,333 dozen people is more than a couple.

[@jacobliefeld9248]

9:05 it is the green one. After the egg with the duck, the words that quickly flashed on the screen was “Hint: the green one” which didn’t make sense to me until now.

[@fleetadmiralauto6506]

Cap: I don't know if Mars has any moons Doomguy: *shame*

[@turkle.]

8:22 on a previous level, it flashed “Hint: it’s green”

[@Bleedinguptopias]

He knows. He edited his video and saw it. How about you take the moron test?

[@turkle.]

@@Bleedinguptopias I’m telling the people who don’t know, chill

[@Bleedinguptopias]

@Jay Brighton even if so, the editor would have told him if he asked them. So really *you* should

[@rainbowcattail3367]

10:59 my cat's reflexes are, screaming at me as soon as I go in the kitchen, destroying any string or red dot that comes across her path, and sleeping on top of me, soooooo... I'm waiting for you to attack your mouse cord or attack the next red button you see on the screen XD

[@themedivaltrainerdawson4951]

the button one got teased by the hint from behind the duck, it didnt make sense then but was just a hint to throw you off and also a hint for later

[@yungproxy5433]

Captainsauce: posts video Me: *OH YES PLEASE*

[@fatcater4515]

my computer takes an extra minute to realize a video was posted

[@allananderson6343]

"Pay attention" says the game. CaptainSauce: Proceeds to continually not pay attention.

[@insertusernamehere8125]

This is like one of those videos you'd find in your recommendations in 2017

[@aakshaypatil5105]

Cap'n losing his brain power in this game was super hilarious 😂

[@holeofdarn]

This game is literally a ripoff to the ACTUAL “The MORON Test.” The questions are the exact same! Unless they got an update...

[@kubamcmillan3078]

Duum,,

[@lotta3795]

didnt ask but uhh okay

[@aubyn3290]

"I was busy getting mugged by a duck!" -Capitainsause 2021

[@tinytim4791]

A couple dozen? That’s a bit of an understatement

[@poisonlua8635]

"the only way i win is if you leave a like on the video" damn he said it straight lmao

[@J-Dog500]

After he said that I did exactly after he said that

[@BonahPerson]

disIike my vid thank y'all

[@J-Dog500]

@@BonahPerson This is a brain test isn't it

[@AlexB-pv1xq]

"In America (a quarter) would be 21 cents" I'm guessing that's based on exchanging currency between Canada and us?

[@kcoolthegamer]

Yeah cause our quarters are 25 cents

[@SomethingSpecial.]

@@kcoolthegamer ours are 25 cents Canadas are more like 32 cents

[@trudycolborne2371]

Yes 25 cents Canadian is worth less in USD. We truly only do exchange rates on American bills though and accept coin on par in Canada. We no longer use pennies so don't bother bringing those.

[@AlexB-pv1xq]

@@trudycolborne2371 Noted. Thanks for the info.

[@trudycolborne2371]

@@AlexB-pv1xq You're very welcome.

[@Master_Of_Jokes]

Mars has 2 moons, Phobos and Deimos. Mars is named after the Roman god of war, Phobos and Deimos are his sons fear and panic

[@galacticnovastudios]

What’s unique about earths moons is the size ratio for planet to moon, which is one of the largest in the known universe. And I don’t count Pluto because when you’re small enough for your moons gravity to make you orbit it at the same time it orbits you then it’s hardly a moon.

[@RavnicaRaven]

It said “hint: it’s the green one”

[@kirbotheloser6368]

Everyone here is Still smarter than me. And I’m just gonna accept that I am as smart as an average walnut

[@creativegrouch9451]

Same

[@graysencarr7622]

Lol

[@homarismartinez2680]

Me too walnut

[@mcworks6582]

hello

[@potatoman7028]

Omg i was just watching a pvz video

[@brittanybyron1546]

Thanks when I have a bad day at get on KZbin and watch your videos they make my day better

[@justinwhite2725]

@8:16 nice, this was the hint after the duck. The sucky thing was that hint was on the previous level so restarting the level didn't give you the hint again.

[@unofficialgamer209]

Cap: *says the months* Don’t make fun of me. Me: Um... I had to do it too.

[@50shadesofj]

bruh i still make the L shape with my hands to remember left from right, and im 16

[@Lightning7112]

"Oh it was eleven! Son of a pigeon d*ck!" My favorite quote of the video

[@raymako6819]

Yes

[@seanak3943]

"I'm a genius pigeon!" Captainsauce 2021

[@SupahTheSnowy]

I remember playing that game when I was younger, but it looked a lot more different than this from what I remember. It was probably a different game entirely.

[@gentle_criminal1275]

The viewers: we enjoy seeing you in pain Yes touch the ducks~

[@Catthew29]

Me when three random games makes an appearance: what a tweist

[@ganyu_enjoyer]

I officially got spoiled

[@WFSNBl8ck]

Keep on being fashionable doge brotha

[@ethezgamer6746]

You missed spelled twist but ya it can br shocking.

[@WFSNBl8ck]

@@ethezgamer6746 I'm pretty sure he did it on purpose

[@billybob4532]

Pompenlini WHY DID YOU GO TO THE COMMENTS FIRST THEN YOU SHOULD EXPECT THE VIDEO TO BE SPOILED WHEN YOU GO INTO THE COMMENTS FIRST THIS IS YOUR FAULT

[@JamesGreen-de3hl]

If he had seen the “hint, it’s the green one” part he would be so much less confused

[@gumisfood9298]

the text earlier in-between what you were saying said hint: its the green one witch was the answer to the four buttons latter and im just now realizing

[@trudycolborne2371]

Congratulations. You caused me to yell "smallest to biggest!" at a prerecorded man. I think that means I failed the moron test because I certainly was not imparting helpful knowledge since you couldn't hear me.

[@bentonhiggs5324]

Captainsauce just wanted to say I think you for your vids they get me through the pandemic and you make games in not interested in funny.

[@Snail.Slurpee]

one of the screenflashes said "hint: its the green button" but that was about 7 levels ago before the button choice

[@online-icicle5gaming829]

My favourite thing from this whole video was the surprise three random games

[@beatrizsimoes177]

"Oh, Son of a Pigeon D1ck." - CaptainSauce 2021

[@DarraghDandoWise_]

I read the title then said yes straight away

[@raymako6819]

Captainsauce: *gets an average pigeon score* Also him: *taps wrong egg multiple times* What?

[@kronoscamron7412]

YOU ARE DOING GREAT SO FAR

[@SatstackerHQ]

that bit of text behind the duck was actually "it's the green button" lol

[@owenpuckett4271]

I KNOW AND ITS SO ANNOYING

[@jamesscalzo3033]

This whole video had me laughing really, really hard man! Loved the video CaptainSauce! Please keep playing this game! We must see you move from pigeon to mouse!

[@ahgetouttaere7808]

Hey captain sauce, can you please play my TABS campaign called "defend ze bard!" I worked really hard on it and have been asking you to play it for a while now! 15:17 i actually thought that rhombus was pronounced Rou-mb-us

[@giovannigennaro9732]

Are you a bot?

[@ahgetouttaere7808]

@@giovannigennaro9732 Wha- no! Edit : seriously where did you get that idea?!

[@billybob4532]

They got the idea because you were self promoting. And some commenters who self promote are bots.

[@billybob4532]

Also stop self promoting unless he actually asked for campaigns.

[@catdenn8064]

"A couple of dozen people will see this" video has 1M views! Stay Awesome Captain Sauce!

[@rhysledger9822]

You can turn your screen around by pressing ctrl alt and any arrow key

[@dawae7288]

Game: crack the eggs from smallest to largest Cap: proceeds to crack the largest egg

[@san6292]

You know what? Imma just leave this here for the people to see.

[@chunkyhi844foodydoodles4]

You know what ima just leave this here for you to see.

[@holyassasin0544]

Why do I see you in so many comment sections?

[@nocontentatall1858]

In case you guys are confused about the button question without a question, earlier it said the hint was that it was green.

[@soulcross]

I didn’t know that Mars’ moons were called Deimos and Phobos! Those are the names of the sons of Ares, and are the gods of fear and terror respectively. The more you know.

[@aeowrynn7950]

Latin is a language, dead as dead can be; first it killed the Romans and now it's killing me.

[@kathleenputtick5121]

When you click the angry duck it said here’s a hint green button

[@xavinos4828]

i dont know if someone already wrote this. But the question with the four buttonons without instructions. After the mad duck some levels before, it said "Tipp: its the green button"

[@phatcat-st4gb]

A moon is defined as a natural satellite. Our moon is actually very unique in how large it is, and (seeing as the Earth also orbits the moon) could arguably be classed as a planet itself.