I Am The World's Worst Killer - Bitlife

Anyone can throw a toaster in a bathtub...my calling card is the atomic wedgie of death.
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[@thewrongsideofnaplesflorid9907]

"All of his family randomly died making breakfast in the tub"

[@clairej.9479]

It’s simple they stole my idea for breakfast in bath

[@ZZDoesStuffYT]

​@@clairej.9479 tsk tsk tsk,

[@aimbot_aang7110]

"I just want to live an honest life!" Says CaptainSauce after escaping jail and killing his parents

[@manaalmoosa7977]

That statement would sound so wrong if it wasn't on a Bitlife video

[@hrn8935]

Nice

[@aninstrument2803]

"I just want to live a quiet life" *Has a stand that has something to do with explosions*

[@Adi_The_Gamer4158]

Parent*

[@MidnightDStroyer]

Hey, if you're going to *intentionally* become a criminal you should first be honest with yourself by not denying that you'll be breaking laws.

[@demonfusiongamer7995]

Captain Sauce: goes to jail for life because of attempted wedgie IRL: “... Seriously, woman?”

[@stardrift4461]

Make more vids man i used to watch them

[@azorus8144]

I once assaulted my sister by poking her finger and she pulled a homemade rocket launcher on me.

[@zunnobia]

@@azorus8144 dosent you’re sister think that’s a bit much(if not I’m sorry to hear that)

[@shilohmerilan9858]

@@zunnobia I think they meant in bitlife-

[@katoneba]

@@zunnobia haha r/wooosh go WOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

[@shlevloshive531]

CaptainSause: *shoots a homeless person* the police force: "that'll be 24,000 years in the slammer"

[@ThestickmanEmperor]

Cap:I DID THEM A FAVOR police:I don't care

[@wolvezbane261]

"Ugly girl with daddy issues... THIS IS PERFECT!" -CaptainSauce 2019

[@Check_Mate_Bitch]

Lol

[@jeancreason2024]

DOEboy06k read it as it happened

[@hurricaneheehee2254]

WAIT IT GO MR WEINER!

[@itouchpeople]

Lol

[@Ineedmoreideas]

That’s just meg griffin

[@kitty_kath]

The court *definately* understands lifespans! *24115 years of prison...*

[@venomsnek1857]

Yes i *definately* understood the slur of a comment you posted

[@hopepapernacky]

*Definitely

[@lokeswarinithya289]

One thing that they don’t understand is it’s your spellings

[@ToastersToastToast]

@@noodleee_ shut

[@ToastersToastToast]

@@hopepapernacky shut

[@nicorozner7417]

Captainsauce out of context: You attempted to pull your mother's underwear over her face! She attacked you with a grenade! She blew up your finger!

[@The_Asexual_Gamer_2]

Cap:(slips plan B into breakfast) mom:dees guud eegs

[@LordDingus69]

Tf u saying

[@Crystalizedcrystal]

deez guud nutz

[@pyr0clastic601]

What

[@MrYeest]

Thanos:Kills half the universe Captain Sauce:Hold my prison sentence.

[@Jamesishappy]

That's a non-alcoholic prison sentence I hope!

[@amandapanda5087]

@@Jamesishappy same

[@jaydenmitchell8950]

Job interview tomorrow night at the end of the year of the day before the end of the year of the day after day I don't have the right way too long and the end of the year and the year to get my money and time consuming but it doesn't even work and I love you so much fun and I don't think I might be a little bit more of a sudden urge to go back to sleep now I have a great way to kill and eat kids

[@chessborger1256]

"I can't believe out of all that, the 24000 years of prison I was handed down, I died to a witch." -CaptainSauce 2019

[@memereview30]

i got a lot of kills and i got 463501 years in prison

[@DerpySnake]

"I was born a female in Cardiff, United Kingdom" CaptainSauce: cANdIfF

[@depressedgwyndolin]

Well he's a canadian

[@Check_Mate_Bitch]

You electrocuted an “oof star” how does that make you feel?

[@thiccytalls]

Of course! A Sonic ad for cake batter transitions into a video about murderer named Tom Wiener

[@saiunknown_2718]

an escapist named tom weiner

[@thiccytalls]

@@saiunknown_2718 a legend named tom wiener

[@kellylewis4681]

I got a bit life ad :/

[@LightPinkGamer5]

😂🤣😂 just like my mind

[@MissVendetta]

"My birthday is Nov 3. I am a Scorpio. My mother is Heidi. Father is unknown." Yep. There's my biography.

[@brycetubegames8519]

Call me daddy

[@EthHolb]

Sauce: "I was born a female in Candiff, United Kingdom" Me: "Did he just call Cardiff "Candiff"? *(Rewinds Video)* He did! I'm going to make a comment about that."

[@johnpaulkabalan631]

Well you sort of are right mean

[@MrGamer-dz4zf]

i live in cardiff

[@superracer0077]

I live in Cardiff

[@contentdeleted7159]

Damn you beat me to it

[@myhow9882]

Eth

[@spino650]

once in BitLife, I refused to let someone cheat on me on a test in university. Then I made a mistake to tattle on them and the person got suspended. They took a picaxe and impaled me in the gut.

[@sundownerofficial]

Strategy impeccable

[@timesnewroman2299]

One time my enemy shoved a pole up my rump and I died.

[@Djcedillo]

Cap: Assaulting people doesn’t kill them Also cap: *gets killed by a mug in the last episode *

[@blanesim2011]

But he was assaulted by his sister what do you mean cap?

[@Djcedillo]

CAPtain sauce

[@Sty.jojo.]

Certain sause yeetgod69

[@Phoenix-to7vl]

"We aren't going to assault anyone, because that doesn't kill them!" -CaptainSauce, 2019

[@Mickey-ys8si]

Also CaptainSauce: *Tries to kill mother by Atomic Wedgie 5 times*

[@blanesim2011]

@@Mickey-ys8si its 6 times he skiped one

[@itzdreamiiemoonp2012]

A

[@NotKrypt]

The Canadian Spirit

[@sherifflasso]

He should’ve assaulted his brother, the assaults are wild. I apparently licked someone’s tooth one time

[@red1driver895]

Me: Has never escaped from jail CaptainSauce: *Escapes on the first try in under 5 seconds*

[@johnmccann782]

What!

[@red1driver895]

@@johnmccann782 I can confirm by now I have escaped multiple times

[@shaundouglas690]

"Hes supposed to move once" blatantly ignores the directions

[@always_tired3371]

"I can't go to baby jail" Captainsauce -2019

[@SasukeUchiha723]

is that a thing?

[@always_tired3371]

@@SasukeUchiha723 no...kinda there's juvie

[@ivboy3300]

Sasuke Uchiha i mean if you heard of Simpleflips...

[@brittanypritchard7567]

Well you cant

[@natetheidiot4679]

Social services

[@twixbarsaredelightful]

Captain sauce: well I’m goin to jail see ya in 10 minutes *kills everyone in the world*

[@realno1472]

Your profile picture 🤦‍♂️

[@realno1472]

@@twixbarsaredelightful 🤦‍♂️

[@blake_playzgachaandmore4063]

Sauce: And try to get a mother that doesn’t have random tinder dates Game: you don’t have a mom Sauce: ._.

[@dr.maynard1962]

And gacha suckks

[@claireglover1391]

@@dr.maynard1962 opinions and also go away they’re was no point on saying that and also you misspelt sucks see 🙃

[@dr.maynard1962]

@@claireglover1391 no

[@tiennenbajic5088]

15:19 had me dying in front of my mom! 😂😂😂

[@pyro6426]

"Ill have more siblings than i have ways to kill them!" -captainsauce 2019

[@jamestherobloxlegend4472]

...

[@monsoon3220]

Scary monsters

[@luckygamermemberofvma7903]

@@monsoon3220 that is the grates plan 😹

[@monsoon3220]

@@luckygamermemberofvma7903 mudada

[@luckygamermemberofvma7903]

@@monsoon3220 lol

[@jimmymoore1675]

Bijuu mike: struggles to get 1K Captain Sauce: 11K

[@turtle8594]

Jimmy Moore I’ve had 30k

[@insertsomethingfuni2617]

@@turtle8594 uh huh

[@turtle8594]

Renegadefanatic 011 yup

[@Arcxzal]

It might be a diferrence of versions, andriod doubles the sentence every time while if im not wrong ios version makes the sentence maybe 1 or 2 years higher each time

[@insertsomethingfuni2617]

@@turtle8594 i believe that,yep,totally no doubt

[@spacefalcon6900]

I can proudly say that I've been in prison before, one day I stole 50 cents from a woman by accident (she dropped it and I picked it up) she took me to the police (stupid Karen) and the officer just put me in jail for 5 seconds and then I was out the face of that stupid Karen was priceless

[@zombiereaperOnXbox]

It's weird to see how much this game has changed in 4 years lol

[@sonicanon2434]

I haven't seen anyone else end up with such a long prison sentence in this game before XD

[@wheeln24-79]

Matt shae got up to a billion then the game broke. The sentence doubles every time they catch you. I guess it's kinda a glitch...

[@Ilivepuppys]

@@wheeln24-79 no only on android they fixed it on iPhone. Sauce is on android so he could try it

[@blanesim2011]

Not really its more of like if you go to jail it doubles the highest number there if you have 456 it doubles the 400 into 800

[@owenmitchell5202]

Have you ever seen Call me Kevin

[@sonicanon2434]

@FunnyLookingGarbage I'm not a He, I'm a She lol, I think you're the only one that noticed that I said Else

[@jen9698]

I'm so happy you returned to this game. It's such a good platform for your humor. Also, it's more fun to watch you play than to play myself lol

[@gamergod6287]

Me: (clicks this vid) Also me: (gets ad on bitlife) Me again: *looks behind me for whichever ad selector is stalking me*

[@elizabethjensen3057]

"ill see you in 10 minutes dad"

[@panodestroyer9658]

Imagine getting arrested by officer weiner😭

[@aidenmuller21]

This is the reason i watch captainsause

[@animalcrossinggameralice1837]

aiden m true

[@The_Asexual_Gamer_2]

That's a XXX title if I ever heard one

[@jetproductions4084]

Bigwe ner

[@user-mg7wh8zq6v]

the fact that its also a woman

[@joshuaponder9953]

i LOVE how his mom blew up his finger with a grenade and he gave her an atomic wedgie straight after (they dont do anything to the mom for blowing up his finger with a grenade but they put him in jail for a wedgie)

[@Geo_TV]

There has been so much more added to this game cap. You can watch Matt shea with your friends. (I'm not kidding one of the KZbin option is your old buddy Matt). I honestly want you to get bitzen get the job pack and God mode and watch you try becoming the don of the Mafia or a street hustler.

[@radiogobrrrrrrr1949]

Cap himself is an option if I recall as well, shame he’s probably never gonna play it again

[@Geo_TV]

​@@radiogobrrrrrrr1949 I've never seen cap as an option that must be some new update because I would have remembered having cap as an option.

[@Rosawuzhere]

Harriet Williams is like Stewie Griffin: Always trying and failing to kill their mother!

[@danag8003]

Sent back to prison for 714 years. Captain Sauce: See ya in10 minutes Holly crap, ive never gotten this many likes. THANKS

[@Mr_furryy]

What ? You are friends with captainsause

[@roglot8776]

Holly crap xD

[@thedarkgacha4560]

Np

[@derosesan3674]

It’s actually 715 btw

[@derosesan3674]

But funny

[@christopherdelacruz9728]

Cap, if you become a bitizen. you get access to more features. Like doing things at work or fame and such. You can also add custom people to show up in the game in the settings

[@aliyahshanae]

You can add custom people without being a bitizen

[@marcusholloway7728]

All you have to do is keep posting media posts and you get followers slowly, but it speeds up after about 5 minutes of repeating it

[@llamasandpenguinsforever7325]

Me: sees the 1% health Him: I NEED A CARRRRR!!!!!

[@margaretrose6178]

Once a public defender actually helped me in Bit Life. I was surprised when it happened

[@cindybrittain5461]

0 views and 410 likes and 205 comments KZbin had to much vodka

[@Ty-ru4rp]

Yeah mother KZbin's drunk again...😂😂😂😂😂

[@stonefoxx0277]

Someone spiked his demonetization juice.

[@hatgirl9992]

Wut is vidka?

[@stonefoxx0277]

@@hatgirl9992 A type of alcohol that can get you really REALLY drunk...I was told it originated in Russia

[@hatgirl9992]

@@stonefoxx0277 hmmmmk

[@Connor-jl9gq]

Kandif United Kingdom hu? *BRITISH ANTHEM INTENSIFIES*

[@Nathan-fn3kd]

Glad someone noticed the great place of Kandif

[@Corvus_Brachyrhynchos]

the prison guards always take two steps at a time

[@charlescalvin2351]

11:56 no

[@matthewboire6843]

Ok

[@Mickey-ys8si]

18:17 "11 thousand years my ass see you guys later" -CaptainSauce 2019

[@gigajosh6820]

DOOT

[@gigajosh6820]

DOOM

[@CursedSFMS]

@@gigajosh6820 ETERNAL

[@kroos3345]

Killed a person using a toaster. Captainsauce 2019

[@AtomicWaffle]

2 people

[@user-ct5yr6ro3v]

Every time someone says cap I think that they are talking about captain America 😂

[@WreckinPoints11]

CaptainSauce: *is Canadian* Also CaptainSuace: *doesn't know how Canadian schools work somehow*

[@bamble5499]

For some reason it said that my father was unknown But yet the next year it says “Your mom and dad just divorced.”

[@tigababy89]

Me:I'm your fan Captainsauce:I'm really bad at killing people Me:wut the heck? Captainsauce: hahaha

[@trashcan_clikkie6225]

"Oooh ugly girl with daddy issues!" -CaptainSauce 2019

[@Preston_Garvey_minnuteman]

Canadian high school : GET THIS IDIOT OUT OF HERE Captain sauce: did I get out early?

[@hamidazaman4378]

For anyone wondering. In the UK, we graduate High school at 16 and go to sixth form or college. Sixth form is 2 years and Sixth Form can be part of High school. College I'm very sure is 4 years and University is also 4 years or over.

[@NaeFrog]

You should try to be the richest next episode Like for him to see

[@christheking6902]

@Elmo I didn't know u curse

[@christheking6902]

Owen Elmo is right though never beg

[@cking4869]

Captain Sauce gets out of prison “10 thousand years really gives you a crick in the neck”

[@Tootiefrootie23]

Bro your funny as hell and your content is amazing 🤩 your doing a great job 👍

[@whyamialive8228]

“Throwing a hotdog down a hallway” What?😂

[@TheItzal11]

"I've killed more people then I can count" at this point he had killed exactally 3 people... Apparently not even your fingers and toes will help.

[@myanimatedlife830]

Will we just forget the fact that he's posting his actions on the social media?

[@alfiekhan7293]

Caption sauces mother: what happened to you son you were such a good kid

[@KAAAAAAAAGH]

Me:CapTIoN SAucE

[@NorthKoreanLover89484]

bitlife gets update: hmmm yes execution yes Captainsauce: aint no escaping this one homie.

[@ear25864]

I keep getting the exact same adds on every video I watch this week

[@LandBoundFish]

Subscribe to Pewdiepie I have none! *gets an ad every second*

[@summerelkins3467]

Sub to pewdiepie And MrBeast, if you don't then he will delete your Fortnite account.

[@summerelkins3467]

@Supersimon890 hhh, Its a joke, MrBeast always says Subscribe or I will delete your Fortnite account.

[@gavinconway3501]

Ha jokes on him I don’t own fortnite

[@stonefoxx0277]

She you drive over some yellow "bumps" in the road and it starts screaming Captain Sauce:"Its free real estate."

[@jacobthegamer6237]

18:00 you did not get depressed you gottttttttt cured

[@idkgaminglol818]

What?

[@redlamayt5146]

Cap: I can't go to baby jail me: do they have juvey in Canada

[@macabrae]

I love this series! lol You're always great to watch when I'm not feeling my best either physically or emotionally, Cap. Keep it up!

[@Necro7155]

I love how the drivers test said fire hydrant parking. Pretty sure fire hydrants don't have wheels but okay

[@thatoneeasilyoffendedboi1257]

The reason babies can’t commit murder because just imagine a baby runs up to you, the baby stabs you in the leg w/ a knife, and you recreate the “kick the baby!” meme from South Park

[@kenzeecritz]

My stomach is hurting with how much I’m laughing

[@Jamie-rv5uv]

Public defenders do get you out sometimes if you assault your sibling and your character is young

[@thebluewingedone1611]

I knew you made a new bitlife vid just by your editing

[@sanguisuga6825]

This is the funniest thing I've watched in ages

[@zombiiwar1327]

Oh so there is an option to be the worlds most succesful serial killer.

[@nicholassmith9323]

"Tinder hookup" Yeaaaa.. that promotion seems a little suspicious..

[@miscellayneous-]

You should make Evie a mermaid with Island Living!

[@Snail.Slurpee]

"YA ESCAPE JAIL A FEW TIMES, KILL A FEW PEOPLE! AND YA NO LONGER HAVE DEPRESSION! LETS CELEBRATE BY KILLING A FEW PEOPLE!" *William Afton Vibes*

[@thegamervillain5532]

I've already watched this and "Mr. Wiener" still got me

[@tinytanium]

Hi I love your vids your amazing plz play clone drone and the danger zone

[@Batt-man]

Titanium Gamer he has/is

[@reactionboyguy]

@@Batt-man yeah he even got all the trophies

[@realno1472]

@@reactionboyguy or was that MattShea

[@milk_man8199]

He finished.

[@plagueman049]

He legit played through everything the game offers. Story: Done. Trophies: Gotten. Special Upgrades from gamemode things: Gotten.

[@WesternCarti2424]

Toaster in to a bath and died Me darn I was going to take a bath there 😔

[@kenzier1788]

The Queen: Name that one Cardiff, Mr Jeffery. Captain sauce: KaNdIf

[@gamerboys7663]

IM DYING THIS IS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO EVER 11,000 YEARS HAHAHA

[@duckyduckworth2260]

Correction for Cardiff “car-di-ff” I know this because I live near there

[@duckyduckworth2260]

PJ Parker yeah sort of

[@Ratsikov]

You from Swansea then?

[@duckyduckworth2260]

TheLockerRat Nah, Porthcawl

[@columbuscupkid2595]

I’ve heard it pronounced Car-di-fv

[@theenglishknight1520]

Same I lived near Cardiff

[@amyallen1361]

*AHEM* You’re in Britain now, sauce, it’s MUM

[@nb-the-massive-mediocrity]

“I’ll have more siblings then I have ways to kill them!” As if we didn’t know.

[@michums14]

Oh my gosh... I was laughing sooo hard!!

[@suzannedecoursay7643]

👌

[@MrGaming-GAMING]

He was on the run so much I couldnt stop laughing what a good video.

[@coffilover]

You said cardiff wrong thats my capital city pronounced card-iffff

[@joshward8382]

A life murderer:13 years to jail: Captinsuase: 535262627227288228919292838377373363636 years to jail

[@andrewcarlile3099]

7:19 hey hold up there if you keep doing this they will have to re open Alcatraz just for you

[@kimspoogy9179]

CaptainSauce if u kill someone and get plastic surgery you wont be arrested #Obviuosly XD hope u take mah advice

[@Ilivepuppys]

nope your wrong even getting changed to the oppist gender makes you get caught. Gloom did it once

[@amandapanda5087]

@@Ilivepuppys you've seen Kassie's bitlife vids? I love those

[@Ilivepuppys]

@@amandapanda5087 same there really funny

[@UndoLose]

Its spelled o b v i O U s l y not o b v i U O s l y

[@Gary118]

Cap pls give Kevin sauce a proper good bye from the channel as you never play sims anymore pls plssssss

[@chamibrosnetwork7043]

Nooooooo

[@adellerobson8170]

Technically The Life of Kevin isn't over, if a new expansion pack or something comes to sims 4 it's very likely Captain Sauce will do another episode

[@sloanemactire8780]

@@adellerobson8170 Agreed. With the Island expansion, I'm hoping that the Sauces or Amy gets stuck on a desert island for a little bit. Or one of the Sauces end up transformed into a merperson and have to figure out how to deal with that while living in the desert.

[@0xelysian]

Every time he says “what’s up guys welcome back to..” i keep thinking he’s gonna say job simulator 😭

[@pastelcat879]

I know I’m late but in bitlife you can in fact kill someone via the assault button when an interaction pops up, but only if you do a lot of the martial arts and strength options

[@aarongregoroff2885]

How about do how many times you can get pregnant - bit life

[@3322jon]

In the game I already got 21 children

[@dorothyyarbrough371]

I had 47 baby's

[@3322jon]

What the frick

[@duskssj4704]

I had 34

[@youdontneedtoknowwhoiam6640]

*_Try 59 kids._*

[@ben_dover97]

you live there cap shouldn’t you know when y’all graduate highschool?

[@realno1472]

He didnt graduate dont be rude

[@Ilivepuppys]

@@realno1472 not a nice joke and btw its off I played in Australia and it said we graduated at 16 too.....I finished at 18 (18/19 since I was 18 in year 12) they need to fix that

[@realno1472]

@@Ilivepuppys its just a joke fam

[@Ilivepuppys]

@@realno1472 not a funny joke

[@realno1472]

@@Ilivepuppys it a joke

[@newnario]

I am currently laughing at Captain because the atomic wedgie does work and I've done it before I also have this game too

[@YOUR_NARRATOR975]

bitlife always has the funniest responses

[@robletch123]

Did you say Cardiff as candiff?

[@coffilover]

Yeah he said it wronf

[@coffilover]

G

[@mcbossnator8436]

4 likes and 0 views Anyone else see that sometimes

[@gonzales0615]

I do sometimes

[@marcusholloway7728]

Shit i remember when i was played during version 1.00 and now everybody is playing it. Love to see how far this fun game has come

[@nylefarnes4203]

Game:you been sent to prison for 1000 years two minutes later you escape

[@nylefarnes4203]

Ya