Will I Survive the Blazes? (hardcore minecraft 5)

In this episode: I journey back into The Nether to get blaze rods. Will I survive???
main channel:
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edited by Logen Kershaw
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#kurtispogger

[@ivoryXmorales]

oh my god the pufferfish scandel has me in tears, that will never not be funny

[@goobyeah]

@SAVANA🦋 ratio

[@lexicowger7216]

I love calling it the pufferfish scandal😂

[@MariaKiran1]

@@goobyeah 😂

[@froggy5748]

it was even funnier to watch in the full vod, the panic lasted even longer and it was amazing (since i already knew poison cant kill you on its own)

[@evie1919]

ah yes, the pufferfish scandal of 2022. i remember it well

[@saraha8583]

The pure terror in his eyes after eating the pufferfish 💀

[@fatbgmanbg975]

@SAVANA🦋 ratio

[@straweater]

@@fatbgmanbg975 W

[@pokaay3163]

Omg I was fucking crying that was so funny

[@isadoravieytes968]

Kurtis and Danny have a big thing in common and it’s that they kill it in this game and beat it but also don’t know anything about it and it’s so funny 😭

[@fatbgmanbg975]

Based

[@respectfulgamer7232]

"they kill it in this game" Well, that's arguable... ;p

[@alen3253]

i think the reason kurt boy is still alive is because all the monsters are scared of the country boy energy that he gives off and they assumed he can take them down like a bull in a ring of fire

[@jilliangruber1190]

a yee yee a day keeps the monsters away

[@alen3253]

@@jilliangruber1190 thats what they teach you at YYU

[@alliexcx5576]

The problem is his blonde girlfriend is not blood related

[@alliexcx5576]

Youll understand if u watched his blood related music video

[@mallorywilliams9665]

That’s exactly what I was thinking by God

[@aranara_song]

Omg the pufferfish moment had me in tears bro. Him eating the pufferfish, then getting confused because he doesn't know what's happening, then getting scared because the hearts are going down and then the disappointment after it was over God it's hilarious

[@trash2273]

I hate to say it but I’m surprised he’s made it this far

[@marlee2769]

no literally

[@wonderbookk]

what i said lmao

[@sydneynicole8947]

It kills me every time that all of us were freaking out because Kurt almost lost the entire game from eating a pufferfish

[@wilmeroberg9794]

Luckily you cant die from posion, allways keeps you at half a heart

[@fatbgmanbg975]

@@wilmeroberg9794 posion + fall damage can tho...

[@bellhop_phantom]

@@fatbgmanbg975 You mean poison + literally any other type of damage? He was in his house, there was no actual danger of dying

[@L1LLYTR0N]

kurtis had like, 20 near death experiences this episode

[@jackbourbon3509]

watching this live was easily in the top 3 most stressful moments in my life

[@ashlyn9995]

it gave me SO much anxiety, he was living life on the edge

[@bellabean8554]

no literally my heart rate must’ve been at 130 bpm

[@tweenytwinkies]

Maybe you guys should get checked for anxiety disorders or sum, i have one too no hate but my heart was pretty chill even if i was like 👀 when he made the worse choices.

[@couno]

kurtis trying to put a dead pufferfish into the water LMAOOO

[@kiwiworm]

Bringing back “Oh heather oh heather , bring the to the nether” made me ACSEND

[@Chloe-fl8uk]

I think it is so cute that he still does everything that Danny told him to do or call things his first time playing

[@ysabeljacobson3645]

The incredible nether part at the end made me forget the pufferfish, then I saw the comments, So now I’m dying laughing again, but also so impressed. This was an epic stream

[@homevideos8398]

Kurtis panicking over the pufferfish is the funniest thing ever

[@kumquat2799]

The absolute FEAR in this man's eyes when the pufferfish hit

[@readingobsessedRAH]

If he had gotten taken out by a pufferfish, I would have cried

[@carseatheadrestt]

u cant die by pufferfish dw

[@corbai]

luckily, he wouldnt have died. poison doesnt kill you, only takes you to half a heart and no more than that. but if you take other damage from mobs, or fall damage, then he would be done. but the poison itself doesn't kill you.

[@Annicamdw]

I love that the “oh heather oh heather, bring me to the nether” joke is still going strong

[@lillymoore8343]

i was actually sobbing crying when you ate the pufferfish that was the funniest shit i have ever seen

[@paigekenny9791]

ive played minecraft for at least 4 years at you're so much better than me and it fills me with envy

[@jordanr.2120]

I've been playing for almost 10 years and yeah same lol he's just that pog

[@nataliee5236]

To be fair you didn't have the pressure of a 1M member audience

[@ange1attack]

falling inconsideratly, eating the pufferfish, killing blazers with a wooden axe... just admit that you wanted to end the series druing this stream jk we love you

[@alexisw8662]

i will never recover from when he ate the pufferfish watching that live cut my life expectancy in half

[@xevochic]

I had worked a long day and was falling sleep while watching the stream. The injury sounds from the pufferfish woke me out of a dead sleep, and I sat up and started panicking. I had no clue what was happening and so terrified that you were done for. 😭 I couldn’t go back to sleep after that until the stream was over. lmao

[@OurLadyOfSorrows4]

Kurtis going through the five stages of grief after eating a pufferfish

[@Zoe-tq6dq]

"this noise makes me want to end it" the funniest thing ive heard today omg

[@pebbellz]

that fight against all those blazes was honestly pretty fuckin pog. kurt boy is really a baddie popping off in the nether nowadays

[@arteriesandveins]

PUT HIS WHOLE KURTUSSY INTO THIS ONE

[@ACometsShadow]

i remember watching this on mute and looking over just in time to see him eat the pufferfish. it was mortifying. and chat was set to subs only so i couldnt say anything i could only watch in silent horror.

[@portxr]

this would have been a very short video if he didn't save himself 2 minutes in

[@ReveliaJ]

"I don't wanna eat the pufferfish" *Proceeds to eat the pufferfish*

[@GemA2Gen]

i love that little nod at 11:58 like he just accepted he's gonna die

[@emerald_moonie]

it wasn't highlighted in the video, but autmie and annusta gifted 100+ subs each this stream in a full out battle, it was incredible

[@juliashirokova8374]

kurtis is actually doing so good

[@Annicamdw]

*eats a pufferfish*

[@diggydegree]

during this stream i put my phone in my pocket and walked around listening to kurtis and not music and nobody knew

[@BoobooAndre]

The infamous digging straight down tactic🧐📝

[@LeahRosexoxo]

I’m so

[@samcruz3828]

Honestly loving the long mullet 💅giving me very billy ray cyrus energy

[@megna4496]

Kurtis, your videos give me life- thank you so much, your such a baddie 💅

[@anarchyasher8327]

You’re *

[@wonderbookk]

true

[@luciendelaney8975]

Kurtis 😊

[@anarchyasher8327]

@@calikoocat haha it’s satire dw I’m not being mean

[@Aimee-jg5dr]

these videos are the only thing getting me through life

[@silverglitchproductions]

let’s go my name was in the chat now i’ve been in a kurtis pogger video

[@egg4666]

Damn Kurtis absolutely destroyed those blazes tho, nice nice

[@ellam1121]

someone needs to tell kurtis that the blue mushrooms scare the hoglins, this is stressing me out

[@limbomask4745]

There should be a data pack that makes the ghast say “yee yee”

[@limbomask4745]

Helpful tips: 1) snowballs damage blazes (they don’t damage other things even though they do the hit animation). 2) wither skeletons are 2.5 blocks tall and cannot fit through 2 block tall gaps. 3) though you’ve already found out, poison doesn’t kill you just brings you to 1/2 heart of hp, but wither does kill you. 4) milk can erase potion effects good and bad. 5) Cauldrons can hold water in the nether and can put fire out BUT does not stop fall damage (also lava can be put in a cauldron)

[@taylorallen1026]

Babe wake up new kurtis conner hardcore minecraft survival let’s play just dropped!

[@hipioty]

WE NEED MORE MINECRAFT KURTIS

[@levitycamilleri1315]

Aww kurt misses the baddie smp

[@maryb2775]

KURTIS ITS BEEN THREE WEEKS WHERE IS THE NEXT EPISODE MY PATIENCE AND HOPE ARE THINNING

[@estergersh6617]

Someone gotta tell Kurtis that the Hoglins are scared of warped fungus (the blue mushrooms). If he places them down the hogs won’t go near him

[@Julia-eb3zy]

The ghast expressions are so on point

[@meredithmarie5151]

I fell asleep to this stream when I was sick and now I’m here

[@LilCringeBaby]

poisen only takes you to half a heart lmfao the horror in his eyes as he thought it was gonna kill him, im so sorry Kurtis

[@alexc337]

always love these videos they make me wanna play Minecraft again

[@erinauter8939]

clenched my teeth the whole episode 😬 what a great episode Kurtis! 😃

[@DmcHwick]

I have nothing but respect for this man, slay bestie

[@hillaryneese4309]

Petition for Kurtis to play Stardew? Something about the fishing and cowboy hat made me think of it

[@alanaschmidt409]

he actually did a couple months ago :D kzbin.info/www/bejne/o5KYpZeohJiUn7s

[@emmamorgenstern2889]

Kurtis honey I’m going crazy waiting for the next one… where’s it at 🥺

[@itslilly6940]

Very proud that you have survived so long! Very epic

[@23ccable]

Take a shot every time Kurtis calls something a fucker 💀

[@speedythefish]

speedrunner strats to find nether structures arent too hard to learn, there are 60 second tutorials if u look it up

[@chloebright5666]

bro speedran typing this comment huh

[@evee6717]

When this series ends, can someone please make a compilation of the times kurtis almost died lol 🙏 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@Alyssa-co5ds]

Kurtis, you should make a hardcore world with mods !! Or download mods on the baddie smp so more videos with the people there could be made !!

[@MrBurritoSnake]

does it stink?

[@leahflops9425]

@@MrBurritoSnake what

[@tek_dragon2077]

@@leahflops9425 you heard Grant

[@leahflops9425]

@@tek_dragon2077 it stinks

[@leahflops9425]

@@tek_dragon2077 FUCK

[@kawina8412]

i look forward to ur minecraft vids so much lol. turning into my comfort vids for sure

[@samcruz3828]

Kurtis needs to play just dance like a baddie 💃

[@slme_b3loved272]

14:54 KURTIS’ FACE AFTER TURNING THE CAMERA ON IS SO FUNNY TO ME

[@worldsdrunkestdriver]

got my feet swinging and me giggling everytime i see you upload minecraft

[@clarabock8366]

I’ve had the worst day and seeing u posted just brought tears to my eyes

[@annamiller1395]

@SAVANA🦋 read the room 🤏🏻😾

[@rayafoxr3]

I hope you’re doing better now

[@evanellig8054]

5:18 Kurtis those f*cker’s are scared of the blue mushrooms.

[@uh1564]

Dang kurt needs to drop the hair routine those curls were looking nice and defined

[@quttle9123]

he says the darndest things with a straight face

[@heartsforhiraii]

kurtis lived because girl bosses never loose

[@gemini5997]

the fucking pufferfish i’m literally sobbing

[@watermelondance]

No joke this is my favorite series, legit signed up for twitch to watch live haha I also don’t know too much abt Minecraft so it’s fun to see you figure things out as you go

[@sarexvicentina]

King omg the anxiety and sheer CELEBRATION!! Let’s goooo

[@Dzaeli]

I'm starting to unironically like the mustache

[@rambles4939]

i love watching the stream, forgetting everything that happens, and watching the highlights like ive never seen it before

[@quexuar]

I am genuinely proud of Kurtis. Ngl

[@gunnarhanson2889]

Kurtis almost falling thru the tree around 2 minutes made my heart drop & I gasped in sync w the vid, shit has scarred me.

[@CLAY-ek7fl]

i am so high and this is exactly what i neeeeeeded rn thnaks man

[@elise9459]

my door dash order just got here omg perfect timing

[@user-lp2vz7jx7c]

what'd u get

[@ArtsyGalGames]

Can we name the fallen pufferfish Ginger Ale?

[@lizz83]

how tf did he clutch like that

[@carseatheadrestt]

everyones talking about the pufferfish but guys u Cant die by poison . it only wouldve gotten him to half a heart without killing him

[@London-ke2pq]

The pure stress coursing through my veins when he ate that pufferfish

[@memphisj1376]

LOVE THE SERIES KURTIS I CANT WAIT FOR MORE A A A A

[@flofrompr0gressive762]

I literally GASPED at 2:05

[@utatoners]

editor logen your bits are hilarious 👍the mining and the music stings are so funny gjdjgjsj

[@august6387]

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE! TURN IT UP

[@fraudulent_taxation5383]

Nice video

[@fraudulent_taxation5383]

👍👍👍

[@k_hrysaor]

i like when something unexpectedly bad happens kurtis goes from B) to O.O

[@emesenagy8436]

That was POGGERS Kurty!!

[@sydtobias2566]

Kurtis please play sims. Please

[@ZanetaW]

The lava bucket tactic to deal with hoglins is honestly GENIUS, I don't know how I haven't seen or thought of that before

[@evelynu3550]

“I got a mullet because of you,” comes off as so accusatory. They’re blaming you.

[@ariellamae1567]

stash looking fly. keep up the hood work, kurt!

[@abigailsilliman]

these videos are what i live for

[@urek9808]

That was indeed a slay, king!

[@zzdogger]

Doesn't eating a pufferfish inflict the longest poison debuff available? Lmao

[@adeleshade5066]

Kurtis where’s the full Beyoncé irreplaceable cover . Or Minecraft parody. I’ll gladly accept either

[@jocelyn8025]

thank you for this kurby 😁😁

[@alex8588]

kurt watching the youtube tutorial has me in tears ☠️☠️ he looks like an ipad kid 😭

[@annajewell6340]

YAYYY NEW VID FOR THE SERIESSSSS

[@keith9379]

fav thing to watch on break