Will You be my Valentine? Dropouts

[@DropoutsPodcast]

It gets real crazy over on the Patreon... www.patreon.com/dropoutspod

[@SarahKee876]

crazier than Tara's "movie night" ??

[@Wholesome_naksh]

Hey Jared:) my name is maya:), and I've been trying to subscribe to the patreon but it says I can use either paypal or my card. My parents aren't letting me give out debit card details but I'm allowed to pay by UPI (Google pay). I'm from Mumbai (India) so I'm not sure if it's like a regional thing..? Anyhow please lemme know anytime you have time in your schedule.

[@pinegang3224]

@@Wholesome_nakshjoined KZbin a month ago?

[@jessietait1251]

@@Wholesome_nakshuoo

[@mckenziecarney7514]

Crying, anyone else having a hard time with Patreon?

[@earthtohannah6260]

zach being so defensive when Tara didn’t know who Madeline Cline was is so real hahaha

[@keisha7412]

Yes 😭

[@mark0yo874]

You mean madelyn cline

[@tomaszwota1465]

@@mark0yo874 who? Oh great, I'm an owl now.

[@lynnabinakhoul9626]

⁠@@mark0yo874isn’t it the same thing?..

[@amarpatro8822]

These clickbait thumbnails are crazy 😂

[@aramistavarez6748]

I was going to say the same thing ..Deaum 😂

[@St_Hilarius]

I mean I would click anyway so it doesn´t even matter😂

[@TheEnragedGamer]

Lol dropouts on top

[@Izkzauyloitz]

fr

[@anasynbell]

ikr

[@makenzispell2310]

Selfishly I’d like them to not talk about their dates cause I’d like to feed my delusions that they are secretly in love. Thanks.

[@afanxyfox]

Yeah i don't want that reality check😔

[@aniyilator]

i appreciate your self awareness lmao

[@YouWillNeverKnowMan]

She gets it.

[@Negative1_1]

Bro exactly

[@noi_drhdr4792]

Whenever they disagree on their dating preferences I get a reality check that maybe they're not meant for each other 😭

[@aliciacano-davenport]

I am an optometric technician for an optometrist and them saying they’ve worn their contacts for a year straight is probably our worst nightmare to hear. you can get infection, a corneal abrasion, ulcers, and edema by wearing your contacts that long and not giving your eyes oxygen to breathe. That really worries me that they don’t take out their contacts more often especially the dailies 😅 if they do see this comment, there is a contact brand called air optix night and days that you can sleep in for up to a month . honestly, if they’re really going to not take care of their contacts at least that would be the better route

[@sleezher]

I was waiting for this comment

[@Jeremiah90526]

I am hearing "Just stick to glasses" from this.

[@vVaIker]

IDK if any of this is true but if it is, good comment!

[@kasiasustaita9032]

My literal biggest pet peeve is when people don’t take out their contacts for even a day or two- let alone a YEAR….that being said, I’ve done it

[@mil9017]

Optometric tech here too!! All of it’s true! PLEASE DONT SLEEP IN YOUR CONTACTS & CHANGE THEM OUT!!!!!

[@Kait-m2z]

Petition for Tara to give Zach a makeover >>>

[@jam4045]

Tara finally got her foot stool 🤣🙌🏼

[@Prettyplasticx]

Zachs giggles when Tara speaks are my favourite thing ever

[@amalina2727]

Jared could stare straight into the camera and just smile for 55 minutes and 12 seconds tbh, his smile is so contagious

[@snakeking7225]

42:28 taras laughter is too contagious i started laughing just as much as she was

[@bruh3380]

wrong timing 40:18

[@Scamaskrappy666]

Y'all both far off 😂

[@ElectricPansies]

@@Scamaskrappy666that second comment is not far off, the joke starts right after that

[@bruh3380]

@@Scamaskrappy666 yeah i triple checked bud

[@mia.joelee]

she's so cute i love her 😂

[@rosehope3409]

I love that they showed Dom’s TikTok. Not only is he a gym bro, but also a military man, so Tara got both with that one.

[@antarctica7614]

Now that AURA commercial was a work of artttttttt 😂

[@praveshjaat9971]

fr

[@haunther64]

Fr

[@dessiemason2365]

I'm an optometrist!! 🤓 Tara is so right its very high risk of infection 🤮 Terrible for your corneas. If you get an ulcer it can scar your cornea and depending on the location you could permanently loose vision. Ulcers are painful as hell.. you'd never do it again. Also if you're lucky and not getting an infection at minimum your getting corneal neovascularization which can also damage your cornea and cause scaring... so proud of you Tara for getting after the guys!! 🎉bravo sis.. take these guys shopping for some glasses! 👓 or just get LASIK and be done with it (I did ... it's the besttt) omg then later Zach says hes afraid of PINK EYE ☠️

[@EtherGaming604]

Neovascularization sounds sooooo made up 😂

[@dessiemason2365]

@@EtherGaming604 Google it.. its a real process that happens in many regions of the body that's lacking in oxygen.

[@roronoauchiha69]

​@@EtherGaming604Every word is made up bro what are you on about

[@iceymelted]

@@roronoauchiha69 buddy

[@EtherGaming604]

@@roronoauchiha69 that sounds .... not made up

[@tylervlazney3195]

I will say I think Tara is a wonderful addition to the podcast, and I hope she is able to stay on for a long time.

[@AtillatheFun]

A wonderful what?

[@anahi2837]

@@AtillatheFunHELP I CANT STOP LAUGHING

[@tylervlazney3195]

@AtillatheFun apologies for the typo I corrected it to addition vs edition. Thank you for the gentle reminder.

[@brittneymarquez7201]

I understood what you said

[@EditCrazeEdit]

⁠@@anahi2837addition makes perfect sense in that comment. Improve your English my guy

[@Sarashloz]

zach laughing (smiling) throughout the whole podcast is weird and lovely.

[@DJJE928]

This is one of the few podcasts that have rewatchability. Also don’t forget to invite Quenlin for the drunk episode.

[@inhaledexhaled5460]

I’m rewatching them and forgetting all that happened but so happy to rewatch😂

[@haunther64]

@@inhaledexhaled5460I do the same thing

[@MickaylaDaniels-vb7tx]

Zack gives off Jake Peralta vibes , it makes me think of when jake says “title of your sexy tape” to Amy.😭

[@Urgeking194]

😂😂😂😂

[@lucev_]

Yessss

[@haileylaforest2949]

Omggggg❤

[@Karan-Aujla]

Zach has more than two braincells

[@nickca6104]

That’s funny.

[@TWO9_8]

Bro the Smash or Pass game. "Ooh, Dear Maria, count me in." 😂😂 Also Jared getting exposed about liking alt/e-girls. Every soft boy wants one. Hope he gets his girl soon. 🖤

[@x340x]

that Ooh, Dear Maria, count me in reference was crazy quick tho :D he had to have that ready before the podcast, theres no way :D

[@LinaLaniLuv]

Watch Jared on David Alvareeezy's Valentine's episode. There's an e-girl on that episode 😉

[@TWO9_8]

@LinaLaniLuv I saw it! And he won too! I actually hope they stay in contact, but I think he's speaking with another girl rn. Rooting for our boy regardless lol 😂

[@jazzieortiz8180]

We’re gonna need an update on him and juju after the video on David’s channel

[@lissethbarrantes9016]

@@jazzieortiz8180right! They are an amazing match! Hopefully they still hang around

[@dorssa]

I was waiting for this episode the whole week😭

[@mathiasnkristensen]

It's the highlight of the week. Guaranteed laughs no matter how your week has been.

[@Samandcolby4L]

11:17 awwww that’s cute of Tara to mime that to jarred 😊😊

[@riaminx]

I love that they’re clearly all really good friends behind the scenes but I applaud that they are smart enough to know that the sexual tension / chemistry between Tara and Zach will make them all money! Well done 😂

[@citiestoash]

It’s gotta be done. People love a narrative no matter how Wack it is haha. Gotta get that moneyyyyuu lol

[@Wholesome_naksh]

I have like 12 hours of studying to do today, and then I can reward myself with this episode:) can't wait!!!

[@skatermage]

i love this era of dropouts like the reoccurringg peeps its really nice

[@Fido06]

Zach won't let his friends degrade themselves no matter how hard he roasts them lol

[@sarahbalog3390]

Zach is so handsome he doesn’t need to go alternative or any other style!! Just found these guys today and I love the chemistry and how Zach takes the piss out of everyone 😂

[@epolino31]

40:19 "okay jacob" help😭

[@diablohorer]

I didn't get it :(

[@Cherry-tt8qf]

@@diablohorer I just got it but I dont know how to explain it sorry

[@sudani1336]

@@diablohorerJacob sartorius’ song- sweatshirt 😭

[@th-bc3hn]

One thing thats great when Tara is on, Zach is at his sharpest when she is there, they bring out the best in each other.

[@th-bc3hn]

@@GodHelpUsNow777 and you dont believe thats part of the dynamic and she isnt aware? She's a smart girl, fully aware and part of it.

[@jaikohaal]

Tara wasn’t denying anything there 😂

[@mimikdm]

09:20 That was the funniest ad you guys have done 😂

[@luiyinunezz]

Tara is back! 🥳🎉

[@cristineizaguirre1605]

The Aura sponsorship was brilliant!! 👏🎬 Bravo! Also so glad to see Zach's getting some more use of the expensive mauve suit.

[@reaperofu99]

Hey guys doubt you’ll see this but I gotta tell you as someone who did the same thing with contacts. They can damage and scar your retinas. I had to take medicated drops and if they didn’t work my doc said they literally have to remove your eye to prevent infections. Please change your contacts.

[@emmaboulet7031]

I’ve been here since the beginning and I’m so excited that this podcast is finally getting the attention it deserves!!

[@Cristals1990]

Tara please do a makeover on Zach for your Monday youtube drops 👁👁

[@MickaylaDaniels-vb7tx]

“omg it’s finally happening”.😭

[@lucyknox1745]

holy shit please take better care of your contacts!! I'm so petrified to sleep in mine because someone I know had to have emergency surgery because they slept in them and they pretty much glued to their eyes (if you wear contacts you know the feeling) and when they took them out, it tore their eye!!

[@stefanie1987]

i used to wear them and accidentally slept in them and woke up with dry red eyes idk how they do that they can’t be serious

[@itzSleezyy]

This has been my favorite podcast to watch since finding out about it a week ago, So subscribing to the Patreon was a no brainer! Drinks up ZACHERY 😈

[@ujjawalawasthi5145]

do the patreon content is worth subscribing ? cuz i was thinking of buying subscription

[@bird_CG]

LMAO AT 10:09😂😂 idk why I found this so funny I enjoyed the change of scenery for ads

[@ladyjinyxx]

ZACH SAID IT BACK TARA lol Caught in a whisper. We got em Bois. 39:45

[@mahirzukic5257]

SO GLAD TARA IS BACK

[@Sexpistolz]

8:56 bro Zach has me dying 😂😂😂

[@mojojowatchesyoutube]

20:36 I SMILED SO MUCH HER LITTLE “😁ok”

[@la_triste3]

Alyssa’s looking sooo good😍 the hair is givingggg

[@dannygreen3135]

I love Alyssa. She is so sweet, innocent, and beautiful. It may or may not be an act, but if so, it's a good one. Also, I love how soft-spoken she is.🙌🙌🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@AmeliaPlaskett]

Tara describing Zach as car guy alternative is literally just Kurtis Connor and I’m so here for it

[@BrockHurley-h8g]

That aura ad was the f**ken best please do more of that never been so invested in an ad love your work

[@suhanimangla01]

1:58 the way taras listening to him with her hand on her chin

[@frozencore1212]

15:10 "just you babe, just you."

[@helengrugett]

i swear, if yall take that out of context...people use babe platonically all the time. it's like saying "dude" or "girl". I literally call strangers babe.

[@saikyue4462]

"I dont know the dating things, ive been single for 8-9 months" bro what how is that a long time to be single for someone 💀

[@EthanAllsop]

This is my favourite podcast I have been watching since episode 53 and and I wait all week for the next one, thank you guys

[@ujjawalawasthi5145]

i have binged these past days everyone here have chemistry and all of it seems natural

[@Drewzdev]

Mentally you sit across a table from someone you are bargaining with. If you sit on the same side you are pointing out to the world for your journey together. You are subconsciously making yourself a salesman if you sit across the table from a date. Also you are warping your retinas when you don’t change your contacts or remove them at night.

[@WARnTEA]

1st date should always be facing eachother because you want the date to have some silences and be a little awkward staring at eachother. This is important because people will not think of you romantically if the 1st date is comfortable and chill. The will wrongly assume that you are “just a friend” and will friendzone you. After you get a little spark its okay to start sitting next to them, especially since it allows you to be closer and to have more opportunities for touching eachother/kissing.

[@alyssakampff9908]

My brother slept in his contacts for the longest time, he ended up being temporarily blinded. He has not done it since then. I highly suggest removing them before going to bed….

[@Carly-wp4hb]

THE FOOTSTOOL!! An act of love ❤

[@noelleabraham]

I’m an Optometrist and so disappointed! GET LASIK ASAP

[@bayleemitchell3018]

I was right there with Tara for the pool in the garage thing though..😳😅😂

[@SavannaWuzHere]

Aww they got Tara a foot stool 💜 10:51

[@To2A_206]

Tara telling jared she loves him is so wholesome ❤❤ 11:20

[@jouda2097]

I only watch this podcast because of Jared. He just has the nice bro vibes.

[@caracostealiviu7218]

The smile of Tara, turns everybody on!

[@DianaaDiazz]

15:16 is funny because he is quite literally playing Frankenstein in a new film LOLLL

[@Greatvibesonly10]

No he’s not

[@DianaaDiazz]

@@Greatvibesonly10 yes he is😭look up “guillermo del toro frankenstein”

[@simaranmalhi6040]

he is for guillermo del toro's frankenstein , andrew garfield had to drop the film because of scheduling conflicts@@Greatvibesonly10

[@TheLadyDelirium]

He's playing Frankenstein's monster. Oscar Isaac will be Frankenstein. Sounds like it'll be great.

[@shadowaj3969]

43:26 I like how they just ignore Zach's comment about Drake😂😂

[@Thenatidiaries]

They got her a pink stool😭🩷

[@sajajaja-ou3qx]

I can’t wait to see drunk Zach😭😭😭

[@emilyawesome55]

"my eyes have been getting really dry and im not sure why" goes on to say he never changes his one a day contacts LOL

[@tommy.palombi]

That “a letter I like” had me DEAD bro!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@yx0ngi]

Jared: *existing* Tara: I love your smile!! Tara’s sweet and funny and a girls girl, keep her on the pod plzzzz

[@SummerBreeze515]

I work for a retina specialist and have worked in the optometry field for 5 years now.. the things I’ve seen.. please only wear your contacts for as long as recommended and get night and days if you wanna sleep in them! Over wearing and sleeping in your contacts will lead to infections, and dry eye, dry eye comes along with a whole bunch of bad for your eyes. 👀

[@AW_13_swifties]

29:13 they way they said all of this was so satisfying

[@eliseembree5790]

i wear daily contacts! in the past i have had problems falling asleep in them OCCASIONALLY not even every day, and I got contact overwear syndrome which can lead to blindness. PLEASE DONT DO THAT!!! or do idc

[@mojojowatchesyoutube]

43:21 zach tried to get by “with drakes” when they said big old stick

[@alliesobchuk1207]

The way he slid into the Patreon add was so funny

[@briansellards420]

Tara, loved the fit!! U make this podcast BETTER🎉

[@anakarlagonzalez227]

Yayyyy Tara is back!!!

[@JJ174000000]

So good to have Tara back. Missed her and Zack totally being in love and Tara denying it lol

[@mayashapi1861]

New episode= regained will to live

[@Yikes.lay6]

I think, "you have healthy hair" is a GREAT compliment tbh lol

[@AnikaWilwert]

THE FACT THAT NOBODY GOT THE DRAKE JOKE 😂

[@savannahhunter5456]

20:44 "It's the snack that smiles back." "Goldfish!" "Such a wholesome moment for a butt crack joke." Agreed Jared, agreed.

[@Bongeybob]

I love how Alyssa helped Tara remember Jared’s birthday 😂

[@triceptgamer3142]

With the contacts stuff you can make yourself yawn to basically water your contacts it helps so much, trust.

[@triceptgamer3142]

It will make your eyes water and it will basically refresh your contacts.

[@freshlover]

Bryce is AMAZING in The Village, it’s a great movie that I actually ended up watching for class

[@madisontequila]

I love the scenario Zach brings up at 38:54

[@marleyismydog2175]

Taras backkk❤❤ after a week of school this is just what I need! I love this podcast sm! ❤❤

[@kyrsten777]

tara dying at the jacob joke is actually hilarious

[@cmmdrshepard288]

Im really new here but Zack you just earned my money with that Patreon bit will be subscribing today 👏🏾 👏🏾👏🏾

[@madisonstoeppelwerth2662]

Allyssa so pretty wtf!! Wish she was more apart of the convo she’s so sweet and pure

[@kickflipz1]

I also mess with the punk rock vibes (also I loved the All Time Low reference with the Dear Maria Count Me In -they’re one of my favorite bands)

[@ragequit118]

Hunter or David Alvarez from Crowd Pleasers as guests. Would be interesting to see how far David has come and matured since his last episode

[@ScottyAnsinMusic]

8:55 “i came home tired this morning” 😂

[@randomdamian]

40:23 Never seen the Yapper laugh so hard since she was on the podcast, she even snarted to snort wtf :D

[@tarakeightley5028]

I fucking love you guys!!!! All of you! ❤❤❤

[@jovaniortiz8317]

War dogs is definitely the best hookup movie

[@paragon_asura]

😂😂😂i was expecting that when saucy steered "crying"

[@firaskhemir1048]

her "no!" sound like a meow and I'm not complaining

[@MTBzZ101]

loving this it makes me laugh everytime lot of love for all of you and i want to see more skylar

[@siadokwal7971]

i live for the thumbnails.

[@bellabrown9797]

Im sorry but zachs stuttering at 7:14 when asking tara abt what she did the night before makes me wanna SCREAM, HOW ARE THEY NOT DATING AND IN LOVE

[@cc3934]

This is the least Zach’s made inappropriate jokes/ comments towards Tara, I’m shocked 😂

[@Annie00277]

@@GodHelpUsNow777 when did she said she slept?

[@amelia_033]

@@Annie00277 she didn't say she didn't 😂

[@Annie00277]

@@amelia_033 she litreally said we watched a movie so u cant just imagine X-X.

[@amelia_033]

@@Annie00277 She said "what if that was the case" which means it wasn't 🙄

[@Annie00277]

@@amelia_033 she also said " WE WERE JUST WATCHING MOVIE LATER IN THE PODCAST".

[@alejandrobalderas5551]

44:54 the bird appearing in the middle of the screen was hilarious

[@DavidMcnabb8692]

Love the pod cast. Happy that Tara I became a regular on the podcast it's always funny as hell