WILL YOU KEEP YOUR GREEN HAIR? | Reading Your Comments #73

[@LordMinion777]

More upset at the fact I comforted you... WELL THAT'LL BE THE LAST TIME THEN!!!!!! :'(

[@markgermundson]

+LordMinion777 Hi Wade

[@Joel_lewis]

+LordMinion777 *gives a tissue*

[@jameskibrick4053]

WAAAAAADE

[@TrueLuizFalse]

+LordMinion777 WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE!!!!!!! hai c:

[@BertDDavis]

+LordMinion777 lol

[@Auraelel]

“Will you keep the green hair?” Watches it in 2018 and the answer is “Nope”

[@mackenzyeprice3697]

spooky._detailz so true lmao

[@toastyperson5742]

I'm am from 2k19! He gets a f---ing beard! (A big one)

[@rivviegobrr714]

Yep😂

[@jarjbarj]

Why did you choose art from a dbs hentai comic as your prof pic

[@amiejolly5194]

R.I.P GREEN

[@petardYT]

Its actually always interesting seeing how youtubers go from semi awkward weird people to super cool weird people over a span of a few hundred(thousand) videos! I feel like many more people would make videos but they end up seeing how awkward they are in front of a camera so they stop when in fact they just need some practice to relax and properly be themselves :D

[@danielkirby6731]

well said

[@pixelgunkinggaming-pgkgblo1996]

+Biggest Noob On KZbin 5 secs ago?! oh god

[@BigDilGamer]

+Petard being yourself is important! well said Petard!

[@pixelgunkinggaming-pgkgblo1996]

+Peyton229 P wjat?

[@oystersoupkitchenfloorwaxm1457]

+Petard hai petard

[@magdalynboaze1775]

Dear jack.......a couple days ago my grandpa died but you made feel so happy and cheered me up

[@isabellawonder9617]

Magdalyn Boaze i'm so sorry my grandfather died too a couple months ago stay strong dude❤️❤️❤️❤️😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂😢😢😢😥 PS. Jack makes me happy too

[@lukamegurine3737]

I didnt get to see my grand parents, ever

[@lauramarcus3740]

My dad died 8 years ago

[@AppleWhiteFan]

my grandma's sister died. she ran into the living room crying and told me to go get dad, i was so confused i thought she got hurt or something. she died in a car crash, just like my uncle. they both died in car crashes.

[@lionzxwolfiez2037]

Umm okkkk??? No offense but u should've kept it secret but I feel for u

[@emmyslife2001]

I'm so in love with his laugh. It's contagious 😂

[@scandicgamer3071]

Me too😂

[@wormsmeat]

same

[@Sam-pf6pq]

yup yup

[@samlynn3839]

See H2O Delirious's laugh lol

[@alexsiscantbehelped.1880]

Oh ma gaws yes! I can see why Mark loves him and vice versa

[@dr_lazer4694]

You know, I don't really ever laugh at these videos anymore.... I just smile. Nothing but pure smiles for ten minutes.

[@gamerwithanxbox9448]

I do that a lot,it hurts my face :(

[@aubendog]

I smiled reading that.

[@fabman0318]

+DR_LaZer AMEN!

[@toosolidjordan3888]

+Austin L. me too

[@westonscambler490]

+DR_LaZer so do i

[@xxinfectedgirlxroblox2844]

Comment: I like your hare!(Hair) Jack: Thank you! I like your rabbit! Me: LOLOLOL

[@bossitroskits3007]

xxinfectedgirlx Roblox lol

[@joemorton1733]

I got new earphones and used this video to test them I’m deaf now Thanks

[@majaskrzydlak1131]

I think that means that the earthones work fantasticly.

[@clara6954]

That’s what you get by testing your brand new headphones on a Jacksepticeye video

[@AudaciousBunny]

rookie mistake

[@summerlilly1457]

Same lul

[@luvvsushi6581]

Joe Morton no problem

[@arjunsharma5835]

HATERS: H- Having A- Anger T- Towards E- Everyone R- Reaching S- Success

[@arjunsharma5835]

Keep doing what you're doing Jack, we all love you! Don't let anyone keep you down!

[@Bufkey]

Cool!

[@CRFTgaming]

+Arjun Sharma People love success but hate successful people. So says carrot top of all people.

[@DogerTheDoge]

+Arjun Sharma cool you said something that has been said about 50,000,000,000 times already :3

[@boltzy_]

+Arjun Sharma dat copy and paste doe

[@danielmccoy1015]

I've had some family issues going on recently and watching ur videos is one of the best things, Thanks

[@Amy-mw1zl]

Saaamee

[@apiromkaeram4037]

me too

[@linneaskoglund9769]

Same here

[@isabellef5169]

Same

[@Animelover-lw7pk]

I totally agree

[@taylahstevens4681]

JACK....... PLEASE NEVER SHUT UP!!!

[@dissaltyuser3817]

Taylah Stevens * insert jack scream *

[@mayur9834]

Never

[@billyfinn2568]

Dad: You are insane Me: No I'm not Dad: You talk to a camera for a living Me: .....

[@Lumaspod]

IT'S CALLED HAPPYNESSSSS

[@Iomu]

Billy Finn+

[@twist_ending7545]

@@Iomu plus?

[@harjasudaysingh1339]

You make metal move using controlled sparks

[@stellaawa1kerrr]

Man : Did you die giving birth Jack :no I gave birth dying my hair Jack: I give birth to.. FABULOUS!

[@metomatic4237]

Of course \(- 3 -)/

[@Saikoes]

Oh I'm glad someone commented on my comment even though it was like a year ago.

[@yumpyrat3048]

Irish: Check Very Loud: Check Has a Lot of gold: Check Yup, Jack is a leprechaun.

[@dethereals]

Haha yea but he's I think about 5'9 or 6'1

[@marisawheeler8499]

+FastHunter4 NOPE. He's like 5'7 or 5'8 lol!

[@derpmacdiggings1265]

+Marisa Wheeler Size doesn't matter (giggety)

[@pickchickens5286]

he suffers from gigantismus or more likely from BOSSNESS

[@Cosmic_K1rby]

NOOOO HE IS NOT....... wait a minute

[@Knyex]

You're walking in the woods. There's no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him, Jackaboy. He's following you. About 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you! Jackaboy. You're looking for your car, but you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now and you can see there's septic on his face My god! There's septic everywhere! Running for your life, From Jackaboy. Brandishing a sword, It's jackaboy. Lurking in the shadows... Awesome KZbinr Jackaboy. Living in the woods, Jackaboy. Killing for sport, Jackaboy. Blowing up all the bodies... Actual Bosstronian Jackaboy. Now it's dark, and you seem to have lost him, But you're hopelessly lost yourself. Stranded with a badass, You creep silently through the underbrush. A-ha! In the distance! A small cottage with the lights on! Hope! You move stealthily toward it, But your leg! Ahh! It's caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off your leg... (quiet quiet) Limping to the cottage... (quiet quiet) Now you're at the doorstep... Sitting inside, Jackaboy! Sharpening an axe, Jackaboy. But he doesn't hear you enter, Jackaboy. You're sneaking up behind him... Strangling KZbinr Jackaboy. Fighting for your life with Jackaboy. Wrestling a knife from Jackaboy. Stab it in his kidney. Safe at last fron Jackaboy! You limp into the dark woods, Blood oozing from your stump leg. You've beaten Jackaboy. WAIT! HE ISN'T DEAD! JACK-SURPRISE! There's a shotgun to your face! And death in his eyes! But you can do Jiu Jistsu! Body slam KZbinr Jackaboy! Legendary fight with Jackaboy. Normal tuesday night for Jackaboy. You try to swing your fists at Jackaboy, But blood is draining fast from your stump leg! He's dodging every punch, he parries to the left. You counter to the right, you hit him in the face! You're punching off his head now! You have just decapitated Jackaboy! His head goes flying into a tree expressionless. You fall to your knees and catch your breath. You're finally safe. From Jackaboy.

[@pcgaming77477]

Dafok

[@SophiaBandera]

Best comment about shia ever

[@xxswagnemiteyolo420xx8]

+Sophia Bandera Im glad that Im not the only one to have understood what its from

[@jacobandrews9615]

(claps) jolly good show

[@EndeavorSSB]

I see what you did there m8 noicely dun

[@kattnesslinvert6924]

jack most off the time i go through a hard day and feel depressed but when i watch your vids i feel the pain of my day go away i hope you never stop youtube :)

[@buzkxll771]

"I could be whatever I want to do" Nice word choice jack😂😂

[@bigboypizza4681]

Jacksepiteye-2015

[@ffffffffkey]

+V͙A͙H͙N͙Y͙A͙ S͙L͙A͙Y͙S͙ so he can destroy the solar system? oh god

[@ApocTheLegend]

+V͙A͙H͙N͙Y͙A͙ S͙L͙A͙Y͙S͙ They said I could be anything, so I now sexually identify as a toaster. Who wants to be the bread that goes in me?

[@theswiftarrow3087]

+Legend NO THANKS, NOPE NOPE NOPE!!!!

[@undeadocramftw7805]

So if he wants to *do* a panda, he'll become a panda?

[@DavidParody]

Jack do the tshirt challenge!!! See how many shirts you can put on your body

[@randomentertainmentstudios758]

David I am obsessed w ur channel

[@randomentertainmentstudios758]

But not as much as the KING OF BOSSNESS!!!

[@kapuaipolani9201]

+DavidParody wats up david i love ur channel and all the stupid fun stuff u do

[@divinevortexxiv9770]

hay its David parody

[@jesslynn5989]

Hi, my name is Jessica. I've suffered from depression, suicidal thoughts, cutting urges, and everything that follows with it. I've had these since I was 6... I'm now 13. I just wanted to let you know that your videos have wiped more of my tears than you'll ever know. Your videos have helped me so much and I'm so grateful for it. I just wanted to thank you for that. Thank you thank you thank you so so so much Jack. I cannot thank you enough for saving my life so many times. Between you, twenty øne piløts, and my supportive friends, I'm still here. I love all of your videos Jack. Stay doing you Jack, stay boss.

[@pandafred5353]

TOOK THREE YEARS TO BE USED TO HIS SCREMING NOW I JUST LIKE IT

[@justaguy641]

"I can be whatever I want to do." Jacksepticeye 2015.

[@AliSquish]

I thought I was the only one who noticed that 😂

[@Pokemonfanatic1o]

Yeah, who said that Jackcan't be a hermaphrodite? If you don't know what that is, long disturbing story that you should have with your parents but you have with me, they have 2 holes and a stick

[@fpssiblings3322]

+Lach Volcram I had to rewatch that part of the video to catch that XD

[@cannibalisticrequiem]

+Pokemonfanatic1o Actually it's not long or disturbing at all. Hermaphrodite is a type of individual that falls under the intersex umbrella. The summation being: Hermaphrodite is a specific type of intersex condition. Strictly speaking - True Hermaphrodite is a medical diagnosis where the patient has testicular and ovarian tissue in the same or opposite gonads. The outward representation of the genitals of a True Hermaphrodite can be male or female or ambiguous. The word "hermaphrodite" is usually seen as an insult or slur against said individual, as that is usually how it is used. You know, in the way you implied that they are "disturbing".

[@Puck39]

good words

[@movedsorryman6097]

SEPTIC EYE SAM IS IN YOUR HAIR HE IS CAMOUFLAGED IN THE GREEEEENNNNEEEESSSS

[@movedsorryman6097]

P.s. Have u ever compared ur boss beard to Tomskas beard?

[@blitzkreiggamersj8065]

+Lily Carey I never put two and two together. My mind is now officially blown!

[@krolls5805]

Oh my god illuminati confirmed

[@pkrasny]

If his hair is brown I would call him jack septic tank-septic tank is a thing who holds poop

[@uusername7454]

+Moms Dancing 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 I love (eye)balls!

[@dannyisnotimportant9738]

does anybody else daydream about meeting mark,jack,and pewds and just going crazy!

[@booglebug9893]

D.J. JORDAN I do, it's my biggest dream ever ^^

[@lexm6015]

D.J. JORDAN biggest one yet.

[@kole5193]

D.J. JORDAN YES

[@angeliewilliams7106]

Yep

[@burhan294]

D.J. JORDAN uûûû

[@awkwardlamb4837]

*When you accidently turn you volume up when your in the middle of jack's vids* Jack: TOP OF THE MORING TO YOU LADDIES Me: Holy Frick...

[@sallyc6363]

If you tell Sean to stop yelling, you will get the same outcome as if you asked a pig to grow 18 more legs , and turn into fried chicken: It's physically impossible.

[@lolmaster3704]

U got 14,000,000 now!!!! I'm so happy for u!!!!!!!!

[@garypio668]

Lol Master love you pic

[@kianij9575]

Yo big fan dude

[@supreme7473]

Lol Master He has 15M now.....

[@AsickJoke]

now he has 15 milion or something

[@rachelsimar3953]

Lol Master he is at 16,000,000 subscribers

[@iodreamify]

That -awkward- *awesome* moment when you watch Jack's video, scroll down, "like" it when he says something boss, go back to watching, then something boss happens again, you forget you've already done your deed and scroll down only to find out that the thumbs up button is already shiny blue. Love you Jack

[@gamerwithanxbox9448]

wait what?

[@iodreamify]

Something that happens to me rather often. Either find it relatable or not :)

[@athenasrevenge93]

+Dmytro Gulivatyy Yes, absolutely. This video was fuckin awesome and Sean kept topping himself. I admit, I glanced down at the Like button more than once. Thinking about it though, a system where you could give multiple likes on a video would probably break the entire rating system.

[@oldaccountiamnotactiveanym1028]

You are the most genuine freaking KZbinr I have EVER watched! Love you~!

[@girlsplaymineblox7352]

Jack with that shirt and your hair you look like Christmas

[@az-rq8mu]

Oh yeah just realised :D

[@cyneixe5248]

JackSantaEye

[@ProtoReaderchick]

+Girlsplaymineblox Jack is the spirit of Christmas XD

[@ravenmay5464]

+Girlsplaymineblox That makes me even sadder that Christmas isn't here yet XD

[@mr.commentary557]

+Cameron LeBlanc lol

[@bater.r6330]

I might dye my hair pink for cancer

[@wndrlnd3526]

I have done that. Then I went on a 3 mile cancer walk. It was really fun!

[@iliqnchomalchomalcho3454]

Wills Vlogs

[@rkoagario1445]

I dyed my hair black for a funeral

[@GaleDoesMusic]

Wills Vlogs I might dye it to Aqua blue ._.

[@davidburton4903]

I might shave my head so I am not ginger

[@Lex3051]

I truly feel sorry for the people who close the video when his outro comes up XD 9:55

[@Hanenb0w]

Why ?

[@bwynn8215]

+B Gamer-HD there is always an tiny cutscene at the end

[@brandydouthitt5054]

+Lex3051 I know right that last part was awesome.

[@mnmguy5817]

I know right

[@pissfi]

+Lex3051 That ending doe #KOBE

[@antoinetteb.182]

Now you're at 17 million subscribers. I get it though, the oddity of it. Most people can't really think of a number that big. Hell, even 17 million cute puppies and kittens would just be too much. But after watching for so long....I can see why so many have subscribed. Keep yourself real and continue to ignore the number. As loud and proud as you are, you have a humble nature. It makes you genuine.

[@Laura-ih3mk]

SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK

[@gracehurley7047]

yep me ony take naps

[@johnturnbull6480]

I wasn't eating at dinner today and my excuse was FOOD IS FOR THE WEAK

[@battlefistv7233]

you will get weaker if you don't sleep BASTARD!!

[@bunbungaming4371]

I NO SLEEP I FAINT!!

[@arandompan4197]

HIS BODY WAS WEAK

[@JinanAli]

I actually watched that shoutout video like a couple of weeks ago, and I just kept replaying the part where you said "never in a billion years will I reach one million subscribers" and I just started tearing up. you've come so far and I'm seriously so proud of what you've done and the community you've created. and all this stuff hits me right now because a couple of days ago was my 1 year anniversary of watching the channel and you've just changed so much and I just can't put my feelings into words. I even watched the video where you said "doing a video with markiplier would literally be my dream come true" and now look at you. ugh IM JUST SO PROUD OF MY SMOL CHILD! and I'm so proud to be able to walk this journey with you. keep doing what youre doing jackaboy :)

[@zachcurry6042]

just remember you are one of the 6,682,564 people helping him to get this far

[@superiornoah8169]

Don't be such an emotional wad😂

[@JinanAli]

+Superior Noah but I am oops

[@cjseventeen]

lololol

[@thegasoery4176]

I am talking about you superior nova

[@BradDoesBanter]

I really fucking love these videos

[@shoolmc9818]

You say that about all of Jack's videos xD

[@BradDoesBanter]

+Shool Mc What can I say? He's an entertaining man! The reading comments is a classic though :P

[@sublxnary]

+Brad Does Minecraft ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[@BradDoesBanter]

ZeeProsperr ayeeeeeee

[@Luka-vl3wj]

+Brad Does Minecraft You aren't subbed to Jack neither have you liked any of Jack's videos... Why you lying? Why you always lying?

[@shawnathompson2453]

Jack: I still have my own tonsils. Me: O_O WHO ELSES WOULD YOU HAVE!!

[@SoupyBnuy]

So if i get my tonsels removed ill never have a sore throat again???

[@anunimus_2706]

@@SoupyBnuy no, you’ll still get sore throat without tonsils

[@mahdiben6114]

Please jack keep your green hair

[@oliver-pk3xj]

I met you in South Park

[@likesjakelovesryan6685]

+Oliver Henry *meet

[@darbyisawesome9309]

Green hair will stay like if you want

[@shiverphillips6721]

+Matthew Wigginton no it's met, cuz it's past

[@royden7007]

+medi beatz I AGREE! any one thinks his neck looks likes candence from pheanens and ferb? sorry for miss spelling im from sweden

[@janiyajazzmin4664]

You do make my smile Jack, also my phone background is your face

[@dovewingaj3267]

Janiya Da boss that's not creepy at aaaaaaalllll

[@greysonalex]

yeah my i pad background is jacks face too but in front of it are the words everything will be okay maybe not today maybe not tomorrow but it will be eventually -jacksepticeye

[@patheskry2223]

Niya and Alisa now that's creepy 0_0

[@kaylathompstone2079]

Niya and Alisa now thats just creepy

[@sorenswitzer]

Dovewing AJ nope..... Not... At.... All....

[@karenlim5449]

"Thanks guys for watching my nonsense." Wise words from jack. That nonsense is the best ever. :)

[@dublsm2124]

+Karen Lim True Dat

[@ethanplayz8048]

+BlackHoleGaming i agree totaly hes such a nice person

[@stormw7727]

+Karen Lim i agree

[@undeadwut8614]

+Karen Lim Literally read this just as he said it lol

[@izzybella___8418]

I love how he was excited about almost hitting 7mil subs when he’s at 20mil now😂❤️👏🏻

[@KLtheAllen]

_I really need this today. I haven't gotten much sleep for the past week & a half because of stress as well as depression but your videos have helped more than you'll ever know. So, thank you Jack. I will always thank you regardless of what you say._ _On a possibly lighter note: Dat Swag. Also, Nice toss!_

[@ainebeirneyt]

+KL Ryusaki That Sucks I hope things get better soon but stay BOSS :)

[@CRFTgaming]

+KL Ryusaki Hope brighter days are around the bend for you.

[@KLtheAllen]

_Thank you, that means a lot. Likewise to you._

[@DaFunkyfish]

+KL Ryusaki Can i just ask, how do you get the itallics?

[@emilyarthurs810]

+KL Ryusaki I feel the same because its enjoying and funny and sometimes emotional which is what I like about Jacksepticeye

[@a..675]

Jack, as someone who suffers from anxiety and depression, from the bottom of my heart, thank you. I know everybody says it, and I'm not really any different, but seriously. Thank you for being the adorable, funny, and all around most amazing youtuber I, and others, have stumbled across. I walk around, with pride, every day with my Jacksepticeye hoodie on. I can't even begin to explain how many people stop me, on their own time to compliment my hoodie, or even quote something you've said. Over the 2 years I've owned my hoodie, more than 50 people have said something about it. It really amazes me how in a small town, such as my own, more that 10% of the population recognize you. They all know you from just one symbol on a socially awkward teenager's hoodie. Also. If it's not too much to ask, because I have gone way off topic, could you shout out my dad? His name is Mychael. He has two severe types of leukemia. He's been in and out of the hospital for 2 years... Thank you.

[@D3adWillaX]

+King Gray Sorry to hear about your anxiety and your dad man:( I don't know much about leukemia, but i hope you and your dad are gonna enjoy life, no matter how long it's gonna be for him. Anyways, nice to hear about the compliments you get about your hoodie too, it looks really dope :D

[@MultiTravmaster]

"I can be whatever I want to do."- jacksepticeye 2015

[@Bl4nKDZSTYLE]

+MultiTravmaster really hillarious jack is losin the control he better sleep

[@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard]

"You can't get rid of me THAT easily" Wait... haven't we heared that before?

[@mikamiyamoto2826]

2015: 7,000,000 2017: 14,000,000

[@mikamiyamoto2826]

SCREAM AND SHOUT ALL YOU WANT!!!!!!!

[@weeeooow]

Mika Miyamoto I'm so happy he now has 14 million he really deserves it

[@angelica6025]

Mika Miyamoto He gain 2.000.000 in 2 year. 😱😱 So that mean.... 1.000.000 In 1 year...

[@mikamiyamoto2826]

Yeah LOL

[@addiecat3380]

Actually almost 15000000

[@sanamo3893]

2015: 7 million subscribers 2016: 13 million subscribers Now you know the fastest growing channel

[@emalee2027]

2017: 14,000,000

[@jacksepticeyefan2026]

Emily Lawless guessing 2018: 15,000,000

[@snowfrost1906]

Jacksepticeyefan 202 or 18,000,000...

[@jacksepticeyefan2026]

snow frost y͉̝͖̻̯ͮ̒̂ͮ͋ͫͨe̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑

[@chasezly]

2014: 2 million

[@cicadaslays6241]

Jack: *SHOW THE WORLD WHO IS BOSS!!* Me: [shows world a picture of jack] now you know world

[@linahester8074]

I love watching Jack's videos ALWAYS make me smile, i watch his vids everyday! Thanks so much jack!

[@ethan9167]

I want to animate so many things that Jack says... some things are just so random, perfect, and can be taken out of context amazingly XDD

[@snowatic]

+Chance Shia flies in: *JUST DO IT!*

[@elliotclarke1311]

+Snowatic YESS

[@snowatic]

Professor Cyclops How do you find me? O: But thank you :D

[@SpectrumandChatty]

+Chance YUSH

[@SpectrumandChatty]

+Chance IT

[@jundin8997]

"I can be whatever I want to do" ~Jacksepticeye 2015

[@jundin8997]

Lel

[@a.l.newman2081]

I wanna be a chicken nugget

[@ironsight9818]

Lel

[@Mr123simonc]

+A.L. Newman (newmana31) you be the best damn chicken nugget you can be

[@a.l.newman2081]

+BatmanMovies thank you I will persu my dreams

[@theradmadlad7681]

I dialed 1-800-BOSS but all i got was a little girl who said "7 days"

[@shirou8270]

Madi Overberg your fucked lol

[@theradmadlad7681]

This was from 2 months ago. I'm dead and in hell now. lol

[@shirou8270]

Madi Overberg they have wifi and youtube in Hell? Thats actually pretty cool

[@theradmadlad7681]

Yeah. Hell isn't as bad as people make it out to be. They even have a P.F Chang's.

[@shirou8270]

Madi Overberg lol nice destroy the porn reference

[@ThisUserIsNoLongerAvailable]

At 4:02 he went into whiney child mode. I love it!

[@RubenJesusPybeeken]

I should put jack's voice as the sound on my alarm clock... That way I would never be late for school ever again for oversleeping

[@narrator_alpha]

+Ruben Jesus I wake up to gunshots

[@katejordan5692]

He should scream GET UP in one of his next videos so we can all have jacksepticeye alarm clocks

[@scumbagmj1593]

Yea lol like Jack:WAKE THE F*CK UP XD

[@PTBoehlke]

+Kate Jordan YA!!!!!! AWESOME IDEA

[@jjohnson1808]

SOMEONE MAKE THAT A THING PLEEEAAASSSSEEE

[@trashboat5758]

jack, we dont thank u for making vids, we thank u for being there for us... we thank u for being so nice and loving

[@PalmerElectrical]

Do you go to HiRMS? I know someone who goes there with your name.

[@tune2rune916]

From 6:00->7:00 I suddenly really wanted to hug Jack💚

[@pandafred5353]

oh jack just so you know your screming lets us know that you like being yourself and you dont care if people dont like you which always makes me happy i will do my best to give you happy comments I PROMISE FOR SAM (and you i guess)

[@bbtae4177]

Shut up, Jack, let us thank you for gracing us with your videos and loud voice ;-; love you I've been battling with chronic depression since I was young, gamers like you have been helping alot, You just have no idea how great you are to the KZbin (and gamer) community.

[@submynewaccountlinkinbio4126]

jack makes everyone feel better. whether they're ill or sad. he is always there to make us laugh.

[@howtominecraft1848]

+Eme Monroe :D

[@ankyfaris905]

+GameForDayz 9 thats true

[@idek6652]

I love how he takes mean comments in a very positive way

[@minimmats]

Nice energy, as always Jackie-boy. You have the power of a Nuke filled with sunshine and bouncy balls

[@zer0theassassin253]

It's Jackaboy

[@luex6639]

+MinimMats Nuke Filled with non-homosexual rainbows as a bonus! LoL

[@SamWoodward3799]

+MinimMats I LOVE balls!

[@LixTetraxOfficial]

+MinimMats Talking about nukes eh?

[@michealpants]

+Sam Woodward lol

[@CrypticCriptid]

Also, congrats on NINETEEN MILLIOn subs, you deserve every one of them, and I know that I, for one, am honored to have gotten to watch your journey from the start! You have come so far, and we all love you so much! Have some 🍰! 🎊🎈🍾🎉

[@LedaTheotokoglou]

Hey Jack, I know this may sound weird, but because of the green hair and the deep red t-shirt, you reminded me of a tomato. One damn seeeeexy tomato. I just love your style from my head... *tomatoes*.

[@mishqahberowsky]

+Leda Theotokoglou (Pen Quen22) hhhahahaha...i went back in the vid ti see what you meant...hahaha so true...JUICY TOMATO...mmmhh

[@blank1639]

+Leda Theotokoglou (Pen Quen22) wow you really have a thing for tomatoes

[@heckinghecker3439]

JackSepticTomato

[@heckinghecker3439]

JackSepticmato

[@williamgilmour9628]

AAAHHH A SEPTIC TOMATO

[@alexl2453]

you're the best jack! like so he can see...

[@cassandra6112]

Sure

[@julieturner3591]

Nooo

[@harjasudaysingh1339]

Ooooooooooh

[@riibows]

That moment when you realize you watched all of jacks videos, and now you have to wait for the next one ;_;

[@evlin97]

Your picture looks cool

[@evlin97]

I'm talking to PIKA

[@Greyshi]

+ericka “COOKIES” jones I feel ya sis! Same here D:

[@evlin97]

PIKAAAAAchu

[@darkangel572]

# relatable

[@sarawashere4766]

You have so much energy that I get energy from your videos and that's why I'm here at 2:23am

[@CadentClock39]

Reply If You Like Jacks Green Hair ^^

[@theganstapenguin582]

+Brett Semple DO IT! JUST DO IT!!!

[@crackman1552]

mee

[@ciaraburke2335]

*replies*

[@andeexists8716]

+CadentClock39 YES who doesnt?

[@owenlopezlopez8430]

green hair love it

[@Matin_M]

JACK!! Give us a tour around your room / house plz :D that'd be cool LIKE THIS SO HE WILL GET TO SEE IT!

[@jakebgrant473]

+MatTheGamer He did that a while ago

[@Matin_M]

Herpa Derpa I know he has but not a complete tour has he?

[@morsus6424]

I thought he said he wont do that because he doesn't want us to fell sad because he has everything.

[@griffiiin]

+MatTheGamer HOUSE TOOUURRR :D

[@Archanakumari-fy7uq]

yes

[@porktrick3257]

you dyed your hair green, Markiplier dyed his hair pink, now pewds should dye his hair light blue

[@DoctorDjcrazyWhooves]

Yesssssssss

[@uusername7454]

More like neon blue...

[@uhhuhlisenboy5502]

Dark blu 💙

[@nutella8974]

Instead he cut it 😂

[@nightstream6822]

+Patstar21000 Awesomeness Idkw, but I'm thinking Jack and Mark as fairy oddparents and we're the god children like Timmy Turner. :D

[@nadie0595]

Re: helping ppl who are down/depressed/lonely - I literally just posted in a different vid of yours earlier today (I never do this because I don't want to seem like I'm fishing for sympathy, but you should know) that your very being made me feel better. And even if it's for just a bit, that's a huge accomplishment for one person! My mom died 2 weeks after I had my baby 8 years ago this week. Add bipolar disorder to that... today has sucked. But here I am, trying to do some computer work, I can't get anything exact for all my giggling lol so thank you for being exactly you, and bless your loved ones for sharing you with all of us

[@Benji-Mann]

Hi jack. I just want to let you know that I've been watching your videos since you hit 1,000 subs, and I have never left a comment on your channel. I love you and your vids. You are amazing at what you do. You are the perfect person. Nice, smart, a man of moral. You are the person I aspire to be. Each and every one of your videos is able to make me laugh and keep your name in my life. Boss.

[@DacAttac]

We need more kind and respectful people like you on the Internet with these kind of comments! Very good man!

[@legojackgaming]

*pats on back* great comment man, #hatersgonnah8butwelovelovers

[@ratfratt]

+XB34STspartanX True that.

[@timtamtanzyn8813]

“ I just can’t believe I’ve got 7 million subscribers! “ * checks the subscriber count ( he’s as 17 million ) * Hmmmm

[@fizzlebeef165]

Tim Tam Tanzyn dumbass this was 2 years ago

[@phaggot1181]

..... correction. 18 million

[@brayang3497]

18.5 million

[@saturn_-_1073]

20 mil

[@tawfekbaseel7377]

WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's 22 million Why do people get it wrong all the time Because they wrote in the past? Pffffffff Excuses! LIES AND EXCUSES!

[@fatedescended1681]

Jack what kinda of chair do you have cause it must be very durable to hold that much energy and movment to not have been broken

[@cinnamngirl_]

Ikr

[@silverblood4429]

He's so boss, he hired someone to kneel down below him so he could sit on his back.

[@harveythorpe4542]

+Fate Descended its not a chair its a BOSS CHAIR!!!!!!!

[@Roses4Ray]

Thank you for what you do. You have help me through some hard time! Keep it up never give up!

[@muadddib]

hi jack im subscribed to you for 3 days now and i just wanted to say that i fucking love your style and really enjoy watching your videos! thank you for doing that!

[@shrimp3rjr413]

welcome to the bosshood of bossness.

[@muadddib]

Shrimp3r JR Thank you! felt great to find my master of bossness finally

[@shrimp3rjr413]

Sven Christ you won't regret this. He is such a nice guy and constantly thanks us so if you nice to us and Jack/Sean, we be nice 2 u

[@javiercorona122]

+Sven Christ You just entered boss town and I need to see your boss card

[@Kflower4ever1]

Welcome to the community! Tip: do not watch Jack with the volume all the way up :)

[@AsianlyObsessed]

7:56 SAME. IF WE DIDN'T NEED TO SLEEP, I COULD GET ANIMATIONS DONE FASTER

[@walkingonmusic6580]

I love your vids!❤️

[@esprevso]

love your vids

[@katiefenyar5100]

+Asianly obsessed KZbinrs will evolve humanity by breeding sleep out of our systems! :p

[@AsianlyObsessed]

Emmy Cat THANKS! QWQ

[@DanNotsoHardcore]

I could get more sleep if i didnt need to sleep.

[@manfo6577]

I'd love to see Jack's desktop, with all these games XD

[@whatsenor7856]

xD I'm curious now! I wanna see that!

[@Genesis-dj7kw]

+Scoop Gaming same here

[@jeremymes2548]

Ya

[@PixleArc]

+Scoop Gaming YEA MAN!!! NYEH HEH HEH!!!

[@Anonymous-du1xb]

+LJ Williamson XD so you just replied "Fuck" to try to insult somebody by using bad language? I kinda find that funny. I'll bet he's gonna reply "Fuck you bitch" to this.

[@Toothlessdwarfkitty]

Watches it in 2019: 2:39 AND here you are now with 22M subscribers! What a long way you've come! :D

[@callmequaz9052]

SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!! JUST GRAB YOUR BED, AND THROW IT OUT THE WINDOW!! JUST DO IT!! YESTERDAY, YOU SAID TOMMORROW... FOR YEARS, YOU HAVE SAID SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK... SO JUST DO IT!! DONT LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS!! JUST FUCKING DO IT!!!!!

[@MasterTangerines]

+Gaming Cube Even better just don't have dreams because sleep is for the weak.

[@madyak2108]

+Gaming Cube Infact, he wouldn't be able to dream.

[@hopenekoqquin564]

+TheRealDeathstroke urright

[@alicebrowning6532]

no me bed is comfy as well u have no noms noms cause... I HAVE THEM ALL!?!!?!!?!??!?'73'-8'£-*£8'=-8%"6%="'-8#

[@shelleybaughman6953]

don't stop being u buddy / jack

[@BeehiveBoy]

if he gets an I love balls compilation, can I have a laughing compilation? its adorable

[@adamcummings20]

In approximately 4 years Jack will have 32 million subs. I think.

[@HBCoxy]

Whoop woop !

[@troublemakers2699]

+Conveniently Placed Goat i think 28 million. and poods, 59 million..posilbly

[@LavaLand-on6pr]

I'm guessing 2-3

[@notxon300]

+Conveniently Placed Goat He might get more subscribers every day depending on how much he has. So he might be able to do that in 3.5 years

[@TnJcanodezo]

+Conveniently Placed Goat in approximately 4 years Jack will be 35 years old......God he's old lmao

[@lyssabeth8014]

when this video posted almost 7 million. now jack has 20 million ❤️

[@peyyayxxsvlogs9539]

Jack: I’m excited for what holds in the future Me: you get a 20 million subscribers ❤️

[@amyslater5081]

thank you for the long neck joke I really needed it for school, I am a giraffe thing to too😂

[@richardcheese6161]

Amy Shalom lol same

[@amyslater5081]

+Jessica Stuff #graffesandproud 😂😂

[@Ghostfacced]

Amy Shalom same btw I am called that at school lol I love it

[@Velvety353]

Amy Shalom yup I got a long neck too

[@SpySitUp]

Your voice is the best! I could honestly use it as workout music, gives me a *buttload* of energy :D

[@SpySitUp]

Well actually that's a lie, I never work out :p

[@jacksepticeye]

+SpySitUp haha glad to hear it :D

[@theotakuboy513]

Jack u made that shot

[@mikaylabaker6563]

+jacksepticeye hi

[@chronological2726]

+jacksepticeye JACK your vids Are awesome DONT LISTEN TO THE BASTARDS WHO SAYS UR VIDS SUCKS

[@legitcraft2114]

Jack in all these videos you are really inspirational. Thank you for all of it!

[@seventysix92]

I like how jack barely uses his hat anymore XD I LUV IT 😝🙌🙌💘🐼

[@fursonakittenmittens5373]

Lol. I kinda miss his cute little hat. But I gotta admit it is nice to see his sexy hair ;D

[@AgentTasmania]

+Jade Sailor I miss it. It hides the awful distracting hair

[@draco3963]

Jack's hat is the best

[@itsyaboi6181]

+Jade Sailor he never wears his hat in the reading your comments videos

[@amadeorubio3433]

he does

[@Pamijay]

"I can be whatever I want to do"- Jacksepticeye 2015

[@petertalks301]

Thanks Sean. You help. MY SCARS ARE DISSAPEARING! IM 3 WEEKS CLEAN

[@88who]

Keep fighting the good fight Delilah,I may be a random stranger but I am proud of your strength.

[@lunakittee]

Jack, don't be freaked out about your subscribers going down because guess what, I will never unsubscribe to you. I love you so much and I don't know how to repay you for always being there for me. I'm sorry that I've only been subscribed for about a month, but still. I REALLY love you, and your videos. So never give up Jack!

[@treeloc4526]

this is coming from a boy with insomnia. I MISS SLEEP. YOU BETTER EMBRACE YOUR BLESSING

[@heavensgates_]

+ThatOneKZbinrFreak should you not be dead then... if you don't sleep it's fatal

[@treeloc4526]

XLord_RyanX i sleep 1 hour a night and cant sleep anymore then that.

[@heavensgates_]

ThatOneKZbinrFreak are you trying to sleep or is it like your brain is shutting you down?

[@treeloc4526]

XLord_RyanX i try to sleep but it just doesn't work. my brain is to hyper active i guess. I'm not completely sure why i cant sleep

[@britishgrenadier3090]

+ThatOneKZbinrFreak just be Happy your not a Paranoid

[@MissCh33ky47]

When I'm sad I watch Jackselticeye He gives me joy He gives me laughter I watch his videos All day long Jackselticeye You are the best

[@MissCh33ky47]

Not a poem

[@Nerokay0813]

"

[@bryancranstonofallpeople1282]

liked and you should say a changeling agrees with you

[@sierraq86]

Little did he know he now has 16million subs in 2k17

[@tinkant5210]

Sierra Quinty You mean 17.000.000?

[@cupcakekoo]

yup yup

[@Lumaspod]

You 3 mean 20 million

[@eggsy06]

You mean 20,159,560?

[@gay_grey]

And in 2018 he shall have 20 Million subs..

[@kidfurygamerboy1868]

jack your yell comforts me when I watch your videos

[@thefrogger6507]

Jack, you make me speak in an Irish accent whenever I watch your videos! And you make me crave cappuccino!

[@nohunt8838]

I'm glad I'm not the only one that does that haha. When I was new I watched a ton of his videos and without realizing it I would do a god awful Irish accent when talking to people haha

[@mmalo5919]

I can't talk to my step brother because of that factor. he is scottish and when he speaks I feel like the need to talk in that accent. also I watch a lot of BBC America... and that has ruined me

[@sherell234]

+RATE Games Omg same! I accidently talk in an irish accent when im talking

[@imcoolwellkinda6899]

+RATE Games yues

[@NoOne-im1dh]

*"I have a long neck"* Tal Fishman: _Am I a joke to you?_

[@potentiallyRealWarrenGraham]

Even if the swag-hat is supposed to look silly, for some reason I think it looks absolutely fabulous :D Jack can just wear anything (or nothing for the fangirls)

[@Mr.Cheeseburger24]

wtf? Save Max pleze! She needs me D:

[@raynyday9359]

+Warren Graham SAVE MAX OMG WARREN SHE'S IN THE BARN GO PUNCH THE TEACHER

[@jacksepticeye]

+Warren Graham I rock the swag look

[@Alex-gw9wq]

+Warren Graham You are everywere! Also LiF ep 5 hype!

[@simfloate]

Who cares if your voice is to loud, it just shows that your confident in your voice and who you are. I think your amazing and unique, there aren't many youtubers like you. If they have a problem with it then they could just simply turn the volume down. But I've watched you for so long that I dont find you loud. I personally like your energetic personality. :)

[@aryanakoehler3706]

2:40 I am watching when u have 12 million sub's lol

[@bonniebunny9346]

me too

[@mikeywatson9451]

Me too

[@lucyhwucy3724]

same

[@justanotherfortniteutuber387]

Rip me to

[@boonlodpintakaew120]

Aryana Koehler yas

[@rerere115]

"I love meat" -Jacksepticeye 2015

[@natureboy904]

+Sam ‘OfficialNerdsUnite’ Lauer ''I like ''Meat'' '' -Jackscepticeye

[@Thisnamedoesntfit]

Also Markiplier

[@Itsmang0time]

+Thelazygamingman fUCK

[@zacariasmartinez7506]

xD

[@Robotcomedian]

+Sam “OfficialNerdsUnite” Lauer This is not special... he has been saying "I love balls" for a long while now.

[@remby3032]

For the next reading your comments vid: Jack are you Dovakhiin?

[@matheus123456145]

Straight to the top you go!!!

[@nephthys2549]

+Sieg Sing Nah hes the DovahBOSS

[@MstrCrftLt]

+Sieg Sing They Call him Dovahkinn... DragonBorn... Sep-Tic-Eye!!!!

[@ero2822]

+Sieg Sing Fus Ro Dah!!!!!!!!!

[@Molisa682]

+Sieg Sing Fucking casuals

[@apsychopathicbitchnamedmad7145]

Jack said we don't need to thank him but he helped me when no one else did he's to perfect damnit we need more people like him I wish I could meet him but you know funds and stuff but being able to see his videos is just as good. We love you jack!