How many parts can you take off a car?

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[@williamosman]

Buy my crap www.catwarehouse.com/

[@zachpullara5048]

No

[@maxpower4781]

Double no

[@blimlimlimm]

Maybe

[@xDieMaschine]

Of course bro

[@man_haver9160]

I will not buy thou “crap” for I am broke.

[@WaterjetChannel]

imagine being the guy who got pulled over after half a car just rolled by the police with no problems

[@real_dddf]

well they might have a shoddy car but they were driving legally, as opposed to the guy that probably broke some traffic law. Shows that that officer did not discriminate on basis of poverty (or I guess, mental insanity, how poor do you have to be to drive that car).

[@Bones12x2]

That dude absolutely had the 100% exact opposite reaction that the guys in the video had.... I bet he was totally like "... Those dudes are *ucked for suuuure.... WAIT... MEEEE!!!???"

[@sneersh9107]

@@real_dddf I mean just looking at that thing you'd think it's got to be illegal to drive on the street in some way (or many ways), but in reality it's not, cops pull people over for much less suspicious things lol

[@matthewmaillette]

LMAO

[@dirtrider88]

yea i dont beleive that bit for a second. the cop didnt even pull out, i bet that clip of the cop car sitting on the side of the road was filmed on a completely different day. also theres soooo many things illegal about that car no matter what state you live in

[@noonedream9333]

The comedy of asking why half the car is gone and the answer being “We were trying to fix the brake lights” is wonderful

[@Redstoneghost133]

I saw this comment before the silver car went out on the road, so I thought you were referring to the roofless cars.... NOT THE CAR ACTUALLY BEING IN HALF

[@edwingarcia708]

It reminded me of the “he’s fixing a divot” scene from space jam

[@puginator1612]

Lmao he's do good in a chop shop

[@noonedream9333]

@@Fit4C amen fam but idk if this is the way to share the news

[@ivar4355]

It it be like that

[@goblintdl4692]

They managed to push the price down to -$1000

[@goldengoat9524]

they shouldve won smh, that's a great price

[@stare4539]

yes

[@thepioneer1525]

They PAY YOU to buy the car

[@darealmrog]

@@thepioneer1525 If someone pays to to buy a car, are you buying it or selling it to yourself?

[@jyt4866]

@@thepioneer1525smh

[@hellsphoenix9308]

As a mechanic I’m so ducking confused on the red car being cut in half to find the breaks light wires😂. I… yeah… 🤣

[@orreongman]

I'm not a mechanic but the second they cut the unibody frame holding the brake lights didn't that make it illegal?

[@hellsphoenix9308]

@@orreongman yeah it does because if the car rolls you essentially no longer have a roll cage. Dude in the back seats head would have been gone😂👍🏻

[@youssefel-azzati6292]

Am I the only one who's worried about that fuel placement ?

[@josiahamaze]

They seem a little dumb at times well they are* lol

[@Felixsleftbigtoenail]

@@josiahamaze it’s not that dumb considering they earn money from it

[@InSearchOfScience]

This episode, Will and friends slowly develop a motorcycle without realizing it.

[@therranolleo468]

they got to 2 wheels at the end of it, pretty damn close if I do say so myself

[@padraicfanning7055]

Tonight on _Bottom Gear…_

[@MatthiasLee1]

...With an unconventional wheel placement

[@StraightEdgeZap]

yeah listening to his intro i was wondering if he realized he was trying to invent the moped

[@burtdanams4426]

"This is not a safe car! It really tears ass!" Sounds like a motorcycle to me! Who would have thought going fast on two wheels was so fun??

[@kartauf_l8844]

They were so successful that they reduced the car’s price into the negatives!!

[@pogo1027]

According to that dealer you'd have to pay them $1000 to take that car off your hands. Therefore we can logically conclude that the dealership would have to pay no more than $999.99 to the next buyer of that car and still make a profit

[@michaelramsey82]

@@pogo1027 This is actually an interesting situation. Could you run an entire economy on negative prices, where the less you pay, the more it's worth?

[@SaddisticSpeller]

@@michaelramsey82 As odd as it is to think about, we pretty much already do with loans, credit, ect. It would work exactly the same, just opposite.

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

@@michaelramsey82 Yes, you can! I can prove it to you if you give me 10,000 dollars.

[@roowut]

@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 don’t trust this guy, i’ll show you for just $20k

[@yourfavoritebubbe7444]

Alan has some of best comedic timing of anyone I've ever seen. "It's a front-wheel drive" is one of those jokes you one get to hear once for the first time. Damn dude

[@kalim4]

legit cackled

[@StefanBrodd]

Could've said it's an all wheel drive too...

[@Beencheeling]

Pee is lighter than coolant, so you could pee in the radiator to save even more weight

[@jjsanimations]

good idea, and it's also free

[@lincolncole262]

ok what in the what

[@Beencheeling]

@@lincolncole262 yo peey and ya radiyaythor

[@Beencheeling]

@@jjsanimations just don't get seen peeing in the radiator :)

[@Harsha04120]

why do you know that

[@jameshebert1214]

We all missed you Will, hope you're doing good

[@arkesh110]

hope you’re doing will*

[@will.dornon]

I hope will is well*

[@tamiwu0346]

Will my king 🙇‍♂️

[@nonesuchone]

I mean… there’s hours of podcast + he’s in all his homies’ videos’s but, I feel ya

[@caravaneerkhed]

I’d prefer if you didn’t speak for me. Thanks.

[@lillyph395]

The entire section at the drive-thru made me laugh so hard. The girl going to ask and just giving up, incredible.

[@ab7567]

That’s my favorite part. She just goes, you know what, nevermind. Lmfao

[@EEEEEEEE]

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

[@yuanheli307]

Maybe she suddenly saw the camera.

[@acerbusthedarkenvtuber5684]

I think she was about to ask, but then recognized either Michael and/or Will realized that it's better not to ask one of them.

[@zepol]

ask what? I'm clueless

[@adamkingston2725]

The most anxiety inducing moment is looking at William's seatbelt while they're driving to the car seller with the police in tow. That thing is BARELY holding on.

[@swagswag8946]

“It’s a front wheel drive” best line on KZbin

[@jamesembrey3100]

Realizing they WEREN’T being pulled over must’ve been the greatest rush of their young lives 😂

[@ToriKo_]

On God even I felt it

[@allstarwoo4]

Insurance aside it was road legal. Also They made this video as a joke but people will actually strip the car of unnecessary parts in certain races. Most common one is taking out all the passenger seats. And like they did breaking the side windows. Fun fact you don't need air bags if you have a five point harness.

[@moonsalibi]

@@allstarwoo4 Dont need any protection if you simply never crash (In case it is not obvious I am joking, safety first!)

[@allstarwoo4]

@@moonsalibi I know you're joking but when seat belts were first introduced people actually thought you were a wimp for wearing one.

[@_underscore_9271]

@@allstarwoo4 i know people that still think that And one of them rear ended a parked dump truck because his brakes gave out

[@Goigigandfriends]

It’s so nice seeing Michael driving, I’m sure he feels great with his permit and two full grown adults in the car to help guide him!

[@cherrychuuu]

FOUL FOR THIS

[@kelseyling987]

They grow up so fast! 🥹

[@ChuckWood]

LMAOOO

[@AnthonyA-wj9my]

He’s a clown wearing a mask still and they were outside. What a robot

[@JasonLihani]

Well he legally needs at least one licensed driver in the car.

[@zawg110]

imagine selling a car and finding out this is what it was used for💀

[@Psilomuscimol]

Idc if I got the cash

[@Psilomuscimol]

I took parts off my 4wd and took it mudding and then sold it to someone who then resold it for parts

[@Ryan-pw9uy]

Still dying at the fact that they were trying to find the brake light wires while the others were getting burgers and then 20 mins later half the car is gone 💀

[@lsandjs9793]

The worker giving up on questioning them and asking if they wanted ketchup is the best unscripted comedy

[@Ave_Satana666]

I'm sorry and I know you don't wanna hear negative stuff but why would you include idubbz the dude is a ladder puller legit got his clout doing stuff he condemns people for I mean when Sam Hyde is a better person then you that says alot like cut him out and ask Sam Hyde if he wants his spot untill idub decides to act like a normal person.

[@looming_lawsuit]

@@Ave_Satana666 bro what

[@MartKencuda]

@@Ave_Satana666 Who the hell are you talking to?

[@shinystars2475]

@@Ave_Satana666 Jessie , what the hell are you talking about

[@noahstoker2128]

@@Ave_Satana666 imagine feeling the need to type all that out when you know it’s stupid 🤣

[@5MadMovieMakers]

Drive thrus should display photos of the most unique cars they've seen

[@Sambwich]

@Don't Read My Profile Photo dw nobody will

[@ferbherbs855]

@Don't Read My Profile Photo You truely are a Master-mind of comedy and the "ha-ha funny"

[@LordDragox412]

@@ferbherbs855 It's a bot.

[@davidpopolizio3781]

This comment tells me they probably take the car to a drive thru

[@LordDragox412]

@@davidpopolizio3781 Then maybe you should watch the video before reading the comments first. I know, what an amazing Idea! I must be a genius or something to come up with something as smart as that! /s

[@zukoHD]

Its honestly really weird seeing them drive around the area i lived in from around 11 years old until now (23). Like seeing them pull onto seaward past harbor where the old carrows used to be (its a black bear diner now which is way better), seeing them pull into the areas most popular in n out. Alot of their vids are like this too. Michael shot his Roomba vid in the target i used to work at. Its pretty cool to see and gives it a weird fever dream aspect haha.

[@dillonkoehn43]

Definitely shocked me too seeing them pull up to areas I recognize and just going “wait…”

[@Ricardo5911jakakak]

That's pretty cool man

[@holajza]

Be me, mechanic. Have benn screaming in terror since the start of this video, haven't stopped for 45 minutes

[@Psilomuscimol]

I mean did they take off necessary engine parts?

[@Psilomuscimol]

Haven't watched the whole thing

[@tristenvillalobos7386]

wow i didn't realize how much I missed seeing Michael and William together on screen

[@stratusgio]

Like bread and somewhat over expiration date butter...

[@Dot2TheLock]

right i think they bring out level of fear no other duos do

[@rezq2883]

Top tier content

[@ozyssah]

Or just Michael and William in general

[@ZstackZip]

The boys are back

[@skyty0]

"We didn't know if this airbag would go off or not" The fact that you hacked up these cars equiped with multiple airbags WITHOUT removing the battery is abhorrently dangerous and wholly irresponsible. Donating to Patreon.

[@moonsalibi]

Removing the battery is extra labor which means a higher priced car. Clearly, it was an economic risk.

[@user-ke4oz9rz8x]

Agree, airbags are literally explosives, the least you can do (if you are a fucking pussy) is removing the battery for safety (this word sucks ass) EDIT : also using a hammer? instant like

[@WraithLK]

Jokes aside I think they did remove them lol. Michael said something along the lines of “it shouldn’t go off without power”

[@FrickenHamster]

@@WraithLK Airbags are designed to hold a residual charge so they work for a while after the battery as been disconnected. Its always good to wait a few hours before working on parts with airbags after disconnecting the battery.

[@Hariol_]

If you aren't willing to risk life and limb for content can you really call yourself a content creator?

[@ninjasack9134]

whenever michael is driving a car, he always looks lime he just got his driver's license. And when he looked excited to drive the two wheeled car, he looked like a kid who finally gets to drive dad's car

[@jakobgeorge5354]

"Alen stop stealing the wrenches!" Me craking up knowing theres a wrench called an alenwrench

[@baggier]

"why is half of the car gone?" "well we tried fixing the break light" normal people: that is so bizarre wtf engineers: *oh that's pretty normal engineering thought process*

[@blackholefreezeray8871]

“I didn’t want to fix it so I took it off”

[@alfredforbessealy524]

the sequel to "if it works don't touch it" : "if it doesn't work dump it"

[@njts6862]

Looks like my college major that i picked was right do dumbshit and make it work

[@Spacecat8888]

"The best part is no part" - Elon Musk, 2019

[@johnplaysgame]

*RCE wants to know your location.*

[@alvinl0622]

“It’s a front wheel drive”, the timing on that is just comedic gold

[@twincaves1747]

1K likes and no replies?

[@cupidzsnakes6865]

1k likes and two replies?

[@jigginforbiggins8213]

1k likes and three replies?

[@arthurmorgan1550]

1k likes and four replies?

[@teeginlang6994]

1.1k likes and six replies?

[@alessandrab.6261]

every time I finally stopped laughing they showed the whole car and I lost it again, tears are running down my face

[@chaboi685]

This video is basically 18 minutes of the best parts of Destroy Build Destroy.

[@tyrael64]

"Well you can't drive- it won't drive like that...." "It's a front-wheel drive." "Oh!" *Cut to driving the front half of a car* This killed me lmao

[@Unusual.Incidents_Unit]

Well just attach the cauch to end of car and engine on top and it works fine

[@jackallope2200]

Just put some shopping cart wheels on the back, duct tape some brake lights and a license plate and you're set!

[@TheRoyalRandom]

Dude, best line ever

[@JS-rv3et]

hey put one tire back on in the back maybe like reverse trike and its all good to goo

[@stineberg8795]

Jeremy Clarkson did that already.

[@evenfrank5223]

As a mechanic this is hard to watch but I lost my mind when I saw the fuel tank on top of the engine.

[@NeffF]

Same 😂😂😂😂

[@rrteppo]

Please explain why the fuel tank on top made you freak. Other than the fire hazard

[@heathjake25]

@@rrteppo we are all pyromaniacs, why else?

[@tstuff]

@@rrteppo You have a bomb sitting on top of an ignition source

[@sean6992]

You dont need to be an engineer to know that, you just need common sense 😂

[@martha7157]

The fact that they had Michael 12 year old Reeves driving the car in front of the police makes it even funnier

[@BlakGm]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="749">12:29</a> "Double your car's power-to-weight ratio with this one weird trick!"

[@smallmailman3992]

Dudes plan worked so well he managed to get its price in the negatives!! Now *that* is consumer friendly business!

[@Acidlib]

Negative a thousand bucks? I’ll take fifty!

[@Ave_Satana666]

I'm sorry and I know you don't wanna hear negative stuff but why would you include idubbz the dude is a ladder puller legit got his clout doing stuff he condemns people for I mean when Sam Hyde is a better person then you that says alot like cut him out and ask Sam Hyde if he wants his spot untill idub decides to act like a normal person.

[@MartKencuda]

@@Ave_Satana666 And here the comment is again. Are you gonna be okay? Do you need help?

[@Ave_Satana666]

@@MartKencuda nice hive mind response maybe address my point and or just shut up your attempt's at changing the subject don't work anything 2016 tactics won't work on a 2023 Chad you just look sad and your lack of rebuttal is evident and clear.

[@MartKencuda]

@@Ave_Satana666 Your replies have nothing to do with the main comments though. Are you just leeching off the top comments to get your tired point seen? If so all you're gonna do is annoy people and not get your voice heard.

[@2aNullPointer]

William takes a break for a couple months and comes back with the best crackhead engineering KZbin content you've seen

[@rerere284]

are there other channels that do that I only know the russian car one

[@sebastiannitu6928]

@@rerere284 michael reeves i guess. He was in the vid

[@MrJasonwong1010]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="749">12:29</a> “Not to worry, we are still flying half a ship!”

[@LawTaranis]

Watching engineers do mechanic things is honestly the greatest form of entertainment

[@natsim8581]

"A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away." - Antoine de Saint Exupéry

[@EliForeverCraft]

If you don't mind me asking, did he really say that?

[@papelrex]

@@EliForeverCraft my brother in christ google exists

[@EliForeverCraft]

@@papelrex Will do. Thank you!

[@maybenot909]

sounds real enough

[@SeaLevelTZ]

I saw a quote that said fake quotes will ruin the internet by ben franklin. I don't know if this quote is fake but the irony.

[@fabiom7078]

I just love how everyone who removes windows for weight reduction just smashes them in, so that all the sharts are just inside the car but broken so the weight is still there, it's just harder to take them out.

[@natebit7167]

Lmao good point. They should have smashed them from the inside

[@jrmbayne]

Have no doubt that car was full of sharts, but the word you were looking for here was shards

[@kareemelsadek]

Losing my shit over this thread

[@NgCaleb]

But they just removed the whole doors

[@zacharygrossman8316]

@@kareemelsadek are you sharting over this thread?

[@danadarvebass]

I love how William just floored it the second he got in.

[@mythical_pizza]

The half of a car driving gives me immense Red Green Show vibes

[@hamoiq908]

Car company actually trying to minimise danger for once. William: “they’re making more money so it’s unnecessarry” You tell ‘em william

[@Cheeky_Goose]

But only for the people inside the cars lol.

[@HadezLord]

@@Cheeky_Goose what are they supposed to do, put pillows on the outside for pedestrians? 😂

[@NoxiousAffection]

@@HadezLord okay i know this is a joke but US truck companies have been steadily increasing the height of the grills (with no real benefit) for years, and the higher grills cause a significantly higher rate of pedestrian collision fatality

[@pikmanfan21]

@@NoxiousAffection the benefit is lookin cool 😎

[@kennorcott7074]

@@Cheeky_Goose you know pedestrian crash safety ratings are a thing right

[@brandonallred6190]

In the slight chance you see this, I hope you don’t completely lose your passion for creating content. Seeing this in my feed literally made my month. Love you Big Willy -Little Willy

[@kimgkomg]

Your name is Brandon

[@smoogle3g4c37]

Check out the safedy third podcast, he's hosted dozens of podcasts on that channel. He's still creating content, just not too much on this channel.

[@guardianofwillpower]

@@kimgkomg I'm sure he already knows his name

[@jeffjeffrets3253]

Here here 🥂

[@lulhighman3428]

What he said. Little willies out

[@mattchstick]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="407">6:47</a> "James, can I borrow your van?"

[@kinkydervish]

This was so funny. I've been telling all my co-workers about your channel. But I have basically told each of them one at a time so some co-workers got to hear me talk about your channel multiple, Multiple times. Which is good. Take care

[@Cheeksterton]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="744">12:24</a> Michael opening the driver door and saying "Yall good?" as it plops to the ground is SENDING ME

[@christianboy2984]

That's my favorite part of this video

[@Ave_Satana666]

I'm sorry and I know you don't wanna hear negative stuff but why would you include idubbz the dude is a ladder puller legit got his clout doing stuff he condemns people for I mean when Sam Hyde is a better person then you that says alot like cut him out and ask Sam Hyde if he wants his spot untill idub decides to act like a normal person.

[@Ave_Satana666]

How much better would it have been with Sam Hyde like fr fr who wants to watch idubbz shuffle around in his chastity cage lil weirdo needs help

[@JungleLibrary]

@@Ave_Satana666 Your post reads like a scratched CD. Do you know how to finish a thought?

[@grimbite5625]

@@JungleLibrary Gold

[@PixiePollen]

some of my key favourite moments here: the in-n-out worker being beyond baffled and ending up not even asking about the car in the end, but instead asking if they want condiments the sheer chaos when everyone saw the butt-less car screeching across the dirt “ bad news guys, my grandma died “ “ she’s actually not dead and she’s not gonna find that funny “ the whole convention about airbags only being an excuse to charge more money for cars

[@YossiRafelson]

I think she was gonna ask if they were recording a KZbin video

[@Frazer2]

@@YossiRafelson Girl was smart to redirect the question with another question, as I always say NEVER TRUST A MAN WITH A CAMERA.

[@lille0le502]

dont forget 05:36

[@belathor1578]

SIDE airbags specifically, normal airbags are most definitely necessary for legal cars

[@declan2775]

not gonna mention the bit where Michael tries to open his door but it falls off, followed by the red car falling off the stands? that part was perfect

[@ChannelDeleted805]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="358">5:58</a> *them normally talking as the tent behind them collapses*

[@kkewsuk]

LMAOO i laughed so hard when they came back to just see half of the red car gone 💀 💀

[@jojisbizzarreadventure]

It's really nice seeing Michael and Will spending quality father and son bonding time again

[@Bro-kt2uo]

I can die peacefully, knowing father and son were reunited 🥺

[@hi_its_jerry]

@@Bro-kt2uo me too...

[@trevorthieme5157]

Only until Michael learns dad never got the milk...

[@judahcantclimb]

I love how they keep making jokes about how young michael is, then make him drive the car.

[@sir_vix]

He still has good eyesight.

[@rupert_1491]

@@sir_vix yeah about that

[@sir_vix]

@@rupert_1491 Osman is 31, which is like an L.A. 85

[@rupert_1491]

@@sir_vix i was talking about micheals glasses

[@sir_vix]

@@rupert_1491 ironically he only wears them in an attempt to look old enough to buy beer.

[@lexwelsh3511]

Don’t worry guys, it’s just an open concept design.

[@spacefifo6407]

No doors? Genius! Now no need for ac

[@toydose]

First of all i just wanna say that this feels like a bootleg mythbusters and i absolutely love it. Secondly, the cashier at in-n-out definitely wanted to ask if y'all were from youtube or something but i love the save by asking if you wanted ketchup.

[@TheEvanAndrews]

She caught herself like, "yeah that's a dumb question, of course this is for some dumb youtube hijinks. I'll just look it up later instead of holding up the drive-thru line with all the obvious questions."😂

[@ECHO-kq3ti]

I'm pretty sure the MythBusters did do like the half a car thing

[@friendlyboi1900]

More like top gear to me

[@Dongonzales123]

I thought maybe she was wondering if they wanted to prank her or something stupid

[@Zander10102]

A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

I have a feeling this isn't exactly what Saint-Exupery meant.

[@Zander10102]

@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 Then your feeling is 100% wrong. This, my friend, is peak engineering.

[@SF-op5ix]

This is so funny

[@joybotics]

I never ever leave comments, but this is the funniest thing I have ever read.

[@Bearjew_1224]

From custom laser cut projects to dropping eggs anything you do I will enjoy and watch shame your not having as much fun uploading as we are watching but still love watching you cameo in your science squad videos best wishes willi

[@ismaelrodriguez5685]

what happens when a fuck ton of engineers come together

[@The-Cookie]

we need this to happen more often.

[@capybara6008]

"Wind in my hair, glass in my asscrask" Most legendary line ever

[@DamnCyrus]

"Wind in my hair, Glass in my ass" William is actually crazy for doing this video, it was FUCKING hilarious. The cops wouldn't pull you guys over because with a car like that, what would you even bribe them with /s

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

The trick to getting away with crime is making the police think you're not worth their time.

[@baileyayyy5085]

You're gonna need to do a separate version for what would pass inspection in NYS, pretty sure you could come close to the minimum functional weight lol

[@ThatBoredAlex]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="744">12:24</a> Michael casually ask “Ya’ll good” all while the door fell down and the car flopped.

[@-a6833]

A good way to see that one of the blinkers is not functioning, is when the other blinkers on that side blink twice as fast as normal, apparently this also happens when you saw the car in half

[@DrDudezLoL]

Blinkers flashing faster than normal generally means one light is out on that side...or not there at all lol

[@Robo-xk4jm]

because there is no longer an electrical connection to the taillight blinkers, it thinks one of the bulbs burned out

[@MontgomeryWenis]

@@DrDudezLoL Nope, just that the front or back isn't working. Blinkers are on a relay, so when one doesn't connect, the signal travels back to the first one twice as fast.

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

Useful to know if you ever... saw a car in half.

[@michaelramsey82]

Words cannot describe how much I missed the classic William and Michael adventures. This has made my week.

[@sawyervince8285]

i just came across this after thinking for a whole year you quit youtube! im so happy to see you back and WE ALL LOVE YOU!!!

[@NiteAtTheFort]

He actually make me think he is meeting Elon Musk

[@NotaArtist]

Love how the second worker was professional, intensely confused, then cut themselves off and continued being professional. 100000/10

[@jamzee_]

Im certain they recognized who the crew was

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

my mom's first car was a "cut and shunt," as she called it. Two different cars very illegally welded together and rusted through underneath the carpet. Best thing is she didn't know until years later, no mechanics ever noticed it (somehow???) until a decent few years later.

[@hamoiq908]

Yeah those typa cars are so dangerous yet in a lot of the smaller dealerships they sell them cause it’s a bigger profit for them

[@ColonelSandersLite]

They probably knew but figured it was better to not ask questions. Probably figured it was all she could get and she was willing to take the risks.

[@bachaddict]

Two different ones, or one car cut in half and imported as "parts" to avoid import duty?

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

@@bachaddict I'm not sure actually, but this was in the 80s and it was a car made in the UK which she bought in the UK, so super bizarre!

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

@@ColonelSandersLite haha probably true, they just looked at her and thought yeah she gives 'cut n shunt' vibes

[@CosmicDuskWolf]

The hood protects the engine from the elements such as rain. This did look like a lot of fun though. I can't believe that the red car still works like that. I was dying laughing seeing that driving.

[@jackskudlarek3138]

I sympathize with that service worker SO MUCH. Youre currious if theyre filming, but you also dont wanna touch that can of worms if they're not. Best just to assume its 3 idiots on youtube and not meth.

[@GameGrumps]

It's beautiful watching the scientific method at work. Good job, fellas!

[@aarnav_s69]

The scientific method indeed.

[@dingus4260]

Wtf hey Game Grumps!

[@rustyskunks]

The lame grumps

[@randomfish9910]

@@rustyskunks Comedy master over here

[@BarioIDL]

i thought they're gonna make a buggy or something

[@benmiriello7059]

The amazing thing is how, just like with the cars, you were able to remove most of the hours and hours of footage you had and in the end there's this 15min video that's still fully functional.

[@Nolyswag1]

To further prove William's point, this cut down video is better optimized and more watchable than the several hours of raw footage. huh.

[@benmiriello7059]

​@@Nolyswag1 He'd been talking for months about the crazy volume of footage that made this video take so long to release, so I was referencing that. I can see how this would seem like a pointless comment without knowing that.

[@wiskyr6510]

@@benmiriello7059 Wouldn't say pointless. I mean everyone knows that videos have a lot more raw footage than the cut and polished product and you made a joke about the parallelism

[@mattl5752]

This is probably my new favorite KZbin video! I am pretty sure I laughed through like 98% of this video!! 😂😂😂

[@KillerKittyYT]

I NEED this to be a series!

[@fizzy9880]

Glad to see the court case was finally resolved and Will got custody of his son Michael.

[@Codeman1930]

Who was he fighting against in court? Lilypichu?

[@ConfusdTarz]

@@Codeman1930 obviously

[@orppranator5230]

@@Codeman1930 Wait, what? Michael is dating his own mother?

[@linuxnoodle8682]

@@orppranator5230 wouldn't be the weirdest thing he's done

[@johngrasso6224]

Incredible return, so glad to see Michael back. Lost my shit when the front door fell off instead of opening and the red car rolled off missing two wheels at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="740">12:20</a>

[@FumbleBee1312]

MISSING TWO WHEELS IS A BIT OF AN UNDERSTATEMENT

[@thelastcube.]

@@FumbleBee1312 nah i think apart from missing two wheels, it was just fine

[@cabwaylingo_]

the comedic timing was perfect

[@Remls]

Yeah, this bit felt like it was straight out of some slapstick comedy cartoon show

[@samueltukua3061]

Why is nobody talking about how smooth that <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="151">2:31</a> music introduction was???

[@acerniss]

“and we accidentally cut the car in half” was the most iconic thing ever

[@nutmeg_j]

Back in the 70s, before seatbelts were a thing, my granddad had a spectacular car that wouldn't turn left and had a hole through the floor. One of my uncles actually fell out of the car while it was in motion, but surprisingly, he fell through a window. 😂

[@asongaboutagirl8776]

i think in the 80s my dad bought a karmann ghia. it also didn't have a floor (rusted out). he was living on long island at the time & just dealt with the fact rain and snow often came up through the bottom

[@sensasian805]

Idk when but when my grandpa was younger he built a car with a friend and while taking it out for a test drive the steering wheel came off

[@Allisonlikescats]

“Michael wouldn’t last 30 seconds in Juvie” Michael being a grown man and all… But still children would take his ass out 😂

[@MrShinjiTabris]

I mean have you seen Michael at the boxing event, Man's got moves though

[@exodust3114]

He’d sneak in a taser they’ve no chance of surviving

[@end6977]

He would probably make a chainsaw from soap and plastic forks

[@piyo744]

@@exodust3114 this is one of the only times i've seen "they've" used this way

[@vituperation]

"Michael being a grown man and all" I like the part where you explained the joke thank you I did not know what Will meant by

[@sendveetch]

Allen stole your wrench. Now it's an Allen wrench.

[@coolbreeze5683]

"Are you guys... nevermind... do you want ketchup?" Haha... she probably had 100 questions about that situation.

[@Dapstart]

This actually reminds me of my grandpa's car. The day he bought it as he was driving out of the dealership another car drove by, somehow snagged on his side mirror and ripped the entire door off, driving away with it stuck to their car.

[@sasssf1668]

Unlucky dude

[@SimplesRugs]

This made me laugh.. thank you!

[@petereljemayel4511]

The boys !!!!!

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

Well, at least he now has a story to tell.

[@Ayylmao2437]

Thats one strong mirror! Almost a design flaw. Surely you would want the mirror bracket to shear off with less force than it takes to rip the entire door off lmao.

[@jacobelgan5196]

"you want a hamburger?" "Man, I'd kill for a hamburger!" Knowing Michael, that wasn't a metaphor Edit: I do realize i should've replaced "metaphor" with "figure of speech", but I've made my mistake and I prefer to leave that shame for future readers to understand the context of the replies

[@rangerleaf1505]

What bodies? Michael asked calmly

[@jacquesca]

It’s not a metaphor in the first place

[@kriszenn1125]

It’s not a metaphor

[@OgdenM]

He did make that surgery machine after all. Ya gotta test it with a real human.....

[@qwertyTRiG]

@@rangerleaf1505 Didn't Tom Scott once call him a reprobate?

[@Simqer]

There was this one clip of people assembling a car in like 3 minutes in the old days with a team of 4 or 5 and then they drove the car to show it working. I'm sure you can get a car working with minimal parts. Heck, you could get a small engine and a few pipes and probably 3d print the rest and assemble it quickly.

[@frenchhttoast]

i am 100% sure that william osman is the best youtuber to watch while eating

[@Quantum_Magnus]

What came after Allen said “it’s a front wheel drive,” I almost spat my mouthwash out from laughter after seeing their “car.”

[@assfuckerthejointpounder5834]

Well sticky note "glue" at first glance seems like it would be bad because the guy creating it failed to make a glue that would stick without coming off easily, but now we have sticky notes. The Xbox made a mistake by choosing the design before the tech but then they managed to create one that would last even longer and it can handle falling off of a dresser and then having a lamp fall onto it after being purchased used and being left to run all night on more than one occasion. This turned out to be a good thing and it was not a good thing because I created something else great, it was a good thing because it improved the original thing without necessarily being intended but calling it originally is a bit iffy. Wait is this one you would properly use the word iffy? Oh well. I used it that way so ha. Open your eyes and see. This is more than a car, it is a revolutionizing carryable apparatus of reliability- or car for short. And also removing the hood would allow for the engine to cool a lot better because it's directly getting the air which is more efficient at cooling things down then using an AC that's built into the car and was not redneck engineering Beauty into having an AC blowing into the car from the hole in the roof left from that sunlight thing whatever it's called. They could have put holes in there, they could have normalized having slots in there that allow air to be intaken to the engine- and they didn't. Even those who create the big things are not immune to flaw, and a lowly janitor is not immune to solving mathematical problems that take an entire University staff more than a day to conceive, or a student from being so casually good at math problem and that problem is one that was thought to be impossible to solve, yeah that good at math. There are Rags to Riches stories but they're not very common and one of these people critiqued I think Einstein or Charles Darwin, some big guy in the scientific community. And the smartest person to ever be conceived probably wasn't even given the opportunity to display this considering just how many people are incapable of inflamed their intelligence to its fullest like the parts of Africa that people most know, Hawaii back before it was a tourist attraction, most any third world country, and somewhere that I didn't list because information deficiency. Need I remind you that the Native Americans and African Americans are superior because they each have biological superiorities in bone density, one has some intense skin superiority, the other has superiority with their eye focusing and their teeth but yet these people were either genocided were forced into an undesirable condition. Let's not even touch on the racism coming to the Asians despite that very productive organs as men require less nutrition to update, and the Asian brought on by the division of cells is not going to be as prevalent due to less cells meeting to divide to create that thing when it's smaller, and did I mention that there's less nutrients to upkeep it, and you could say that I've touched the toilet with my male reproductive organ multiple times and they were not pleasant times. So if anything the best size is indeed the 2 millimeter. So do you now wish to criticize them? How about you try criticizing them when you realize that the man who discovered what washing your hands can do to the spread of illness was put in a mental institution for his crazy ideas or was it idea. Einstein's theory of relativity was one's controversial, now are you sure you want to continue beating on the guys with the high iq, the great solutions, the successful failures, and the superior genetics?

[@requiemforameme1]

They’re planning a “Crosstrek” model with all-wheel drive. It’s just the same exact car with an “AWD” badge.

[@Quantum_Magnus]

@dilik mli idk who that is.

[@dr.coomer789]

I too wash my mouth while watching youtube

[@Em-kz4yv]

William and Michael have big “don’t tell your mother about this, son” energy.

[@galactic-hamster7043]

And Michael always somehow escalates it into "this is why mom doesn't fucking love you"

[@Sleepygrndhg]

does that mean that the car cost -1000 dollars?

[@nicolasgoubin]

"it's a front wheel drive" such a beauty :')

[@Themantogoto]

This has such old school Top Gear janky car building vibes, love it.

[@jasminedavis6686]

Scrapheap challenge!

[@snerttt]

Because they did the "cutting a car in half" but in top gear. It's the episode where they make diy limousines.

[@bonimnida]

Exactly, some of the methods felt very Clarkson

[@YayAkiba]

@@bonimnida "Allen you moron"

[@stineberg8795]

@@bonimnida has anyone got a hammer?

[@negil]

I love how quick and decisive Dax's decision was, and now quickly the video ended after

[@artiction]

glad to see him

[@solomon2082]

Yea he was literally there for that one part 😂

[@Siphonife]

Unlike how quick it was for Will to finish Editing this video. Jests aside. The video was amazing.

[@aleksi777]

You sir, are a one man army, a genius, and an enlightened one. To recover from channel death, and grow in popularity even more, is a marvel of an achievement. You must've been out of this world, as in the lego movie.

[@ferndella6901]

she knew there was something to ask about the car but she didnt know what to question.

[@chaseb.4811]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="742">12:22</a> - <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="747">12:27</a> was funnier than the rest of the video combined, Michael’s door falling off when he opens it and then half of a car driving while scraping the ground. Absolute chaos.

[@ldn915]

Truu u just cant made those stuffs up,. Best sequence ever,.😂

[@zkdelta8014]

It's almost like a watching a cartoon

[@MrDarkSky]

The first person I’ve found that has spelled Michael right

[@fmga]

Was just about to make this comment

[@Ardeact]

@@MrDarkSky Michael jackson

[@mjdsr3100]

I love how a pack of "scientists" couldn't figure out how to take a door off properly. 😂

[@mootwo_]

duh they're scientists, not engineers

[@smallfryskilledge1550]

I wouldn’t expect a police officer to put out fires

[@scoobsshrooms109]

@@mootwo_ well some of them are engineers lol

[@DisDatK9]

@@scoobsshrooms109 but they aren’t door engineers

[@ReXoRofc]

@@DisDatK9 yeh they're cringineers

[@ArturShibv]

This was a question I had in my mind for sooo long. Thank you

[@jeff2758]

not putting a single center wheel on that red cars rear was the biggest science fail I HAVE EVER SEEN. LITERALLY UNWATCHABLE.

[@jasonfails237]

I remember you talking multiple times about being stressed out over this video. Happy to say this vid is fucking hilarious and you have nothing to worry about

[@George_vv]

I really appreciate how they got Dax to come out there and say 3 words.

[@desmond-hawkins]

Dax is everywhere these days! He's been in many Joel Haver videos recently too.

[@Shero1337]

I unironically love in all the videos Daxflame shows up in

[@KronicBAD-CONTENT]

i lost it when dax came out of nowhere as the judge just to not be seen again

[@loopkill]

Omg when I got to the part where they cut the red car in half, I fucking LOST it! Haven't laughed like that in so long! So glad I found this channel!