WILLY'S WONDERLAND - FNAF but Nicolas Cage is the Janitor

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[@alicelinheart4906]

This movie has the same energy of "If I was in FNAF I would fight back, I wouldn't get killed by a dumb animatronic" comment and it's fucking great honestly

[@Artistgirl254]

It has "I'm built different" energy lol

[@DexDexter0]

the fnaf animatronics werent made of papier mache tho

[@nicktaco117]

Get a gun?

[@PancakemonsterFO4]

@Vean Studio the perfect specimen

[@I.disagree]

@@nicktaco117 Genius

[@Aussie_Tom]

My biggest disappointment with the film was the fact the line “He’s not trapped in here with them, they’re trapped in here with him.” wasn't '“He’s not trapped in here with them, they’re CAGED in here with him.”. Would have been perfect....

[@deweybiggs3074]

How many times did it take you to write that comment without messing it up? Would've taken me like a whole week to get it right.

[@MoBallin]

This is same as Soldiers line. *I am not trapped in a Room full of Robot* *You are all Trapped in here WITH ME*

[@yeeterskeeter8994]

LITERALLY THO THAT WOULDVE BEEN PERFECT

[@yeeterskeeter8994]

@@deweybiggs3074 they did edit the comment tho-

[@deweybiggs3074]

@@yeeterskeeter8994 yeah, I noticed.

[@ShyLeviathan]

This movie suddenly makes a lot more sense when you choose to believe that it's all actually just a video game. I kept joking to myself that Nic's character is acting a lot like a speedrunner playing an old horror game from the 00's or something, and that's when I was like "oh shit wait a minute." The fake night sky. That's just a poorly textured skybox. The weird tropey behavior of the other actors. Duh, they're NPCs. Nic's obsession with those soda drinks. They're obviously how he heals, or they're power-ups or something. The foam appendages actually doing damage.... it's all video game logic. We don't see what Nic sees - he's got a hud and ui and everything. There's dialogue boxes over the NPCs that he's desperately trying to skip through. He's mute because he's the silent protagonist. Boom.

[@concept5631]

Bruuuhhhhhhh Damnnn

[@yesimdisguting5994]

you just blow my mind., 🤣🤣🤣

[@crossarchives5876]

Dude, I love this interpretation

[@sethcouchman4001]

The nail file scene makes perfect sense if you've been a janitor. His fingers look dry and irritated bc he's been scrubbing cleaner into things with them for hours. I actually really like this movie as someone who was a nighttime janitor for years. This is exactly how you would act if anything was trying to keep you from getting home to sleep.

[@nguyenquyetthang1326]

So you are saying you were willing to fight killer animatronics while high on soda just to be able to go home and sleep?

[@yohannas9657]

@@nguyenquyetthang1326 that's just being a janitor

[@chomosuke0720]

​@@nguyenquyetthang1326Did he friggin stutter?!

[@kitty0chan444]

Imagine the movie was actually just a scheme to get Nic Cage to clean their bathrooms

[@mqfii8992]

Or Cage to fulfill his lifelong dream of either be a janitor or kick the shit out of animatronics.

[@gwenofair628]

I think you may be on to something. Maybe he was hired to be a janitor and some people found out and decided to film a movie around him. He just wanted to finish his job but the director kept throwing weird shit at him so Nick freaked out and just destroyed their stuff. That’s why there’s no dialogue.

[@kitty0chan444]

@@gwenofair628 HAHAHA omg that’s fucking hilarious

[@guyman9655]

@@gwenofair628 It's just a candid camera of nick cage going bat-shit insane with animatronics attacking him.

[@gwenofair628]

@@guyman9655 yeah exactly!

[@undeadsecret]

you missed a huge overarching story, Cage's character was mute due to a childhood incident that traumatized him... theorized online that he was one of the original kids to be attacked but actually survived, he intentionally drove over the spike strip, and knew exactly where he was and what he was doing. he went all that way, to be locked in, and deal with the animatronics himself. which is why he shows familiarity with the establishment, and shows so much attention to the old pinball machine. he used to go there as a child.

[@matthogan8494]

Ohhh great analysis

[@MyIneffablePonyyy]

thank you I love you :)

[@TheRaichuTrainer]

Holy shit

[@Maxdud]

Oh and he smacked the animatronoc and kept wincing at the animatronics

[@undeadsecret]

@@Maxdud I have OCD and can also attribute the super literal "breaks" to his ocd, as in his mind he's taking the janitorial duties extremely seriously, which is also why he scrubs the ever living hell out of the place, it's compulsion. not choice.

[@Lyrog]

Willy's Wonderland is unironically one of my favorite movies. It has absolutely fabulous visuals imo, is very fun, and I just love the simplicity of it; the entire point being "Nick Cage doesn't give a fuck". Kinda like the "show, don't tell" version of Shia LaBeouf's "JUST DO IT" speech, which is refreshing after watching thousands of people in movies and also real life constantly complain and fail at things (including ourselves).

[@11skylars]

🐰🐰

[@bdkplaysx]

​@@11skylarsI don't get it tell me

[@thechosenjuan8776]

yknow, we need a lot more protagonists like this there's something very badass about a hyperfocused weirdo who gives 0 fucks

[@elmirasmiscellaneous1129]

Amen.

[@travelkingable]

To be fair, I like the idea that the reason why Nic Cage is so weird in this movie it's because, as you mentioned, dude's a videogame player character. Silent Protagonist, is given a side quest (Clean the place) and he's doing it be the last thing he does, he does mini games (the pinball), he only works in "levels" and "boss fights," he's never really filthy despite the carnage... He's just the Dragonborn honestly.

[@user-ku8yi5to4f]

dragonborn nic cage the ultimate life form

[@dantectopus8997]

The reason he's taking his job so seriously is to complete all the side quests to max out his stats.

[@mysticnoobgaming]

someone finally said it

[@memphis_gamer4370]

Lol

[@ArtIsAnExpIosion]

Yessir

[@snipercow861]

The devs didn’t give him a voice he talks through a dialogue box that we can’t see

[@armouredjester1622]

That makes the headcanon for this movie so much more fun Like, he hasn't touched the main quest line yet, but he's obviously got STR and REF maxxed out already.

[@frenzy2061]

Even if the whole concept for the movie is suspiciously familiar, the mere fact that Nick Cage's character takes his job so seriously, despite everything going on, even to the point where he takes breaks as if he's just some regular employee is pretty unique and hilarious. And him not talking makes it even funnier because you have no idea why he's this insistent on keeping the place clean lmao. He gives off the vibe of a person who's played a videogame so many times that it doesn't scare them anymore, so they're just intensely focused on completing all the quests as efficiently as they can.

[@tonypeppermint5329]

Yeah. He is getting a car repair pretty much free of any of his money, too. He could also been a kid that use to go to Willy's before seeing a massacre.

[@epic_mario]

He also stops fighting while the kids because his break was over lol

[@heromedley]

from what ive seen it seems nic cage character has OCD because of the trauma he suffered with his past encounters with willy

[@chef-ln5fw]

@@tonypeppermint5329 theyre was dog tags in his car hes more likely to be a war vet

[@spych0367]

@@heromedley nice job you watched a review online

[@tartoflan]

I have the deepest respect for Nicolas Cage. Dude just does what he wants, he's having fun. That's the greatest thing you can hope for in an actor

[@baileyrogers9632]

In the gorilla's defense, if Nick Cage attacked me with a plunger I wouldn't know what to do either...

[@Elgrin1701]

Hahahaha

[@microwave4928]

“Nick cage as a mute janitor who beats up animatronics and plays video games” Is my favourite concept for a movie

[@exuvittorio4855]

dont forget the pinball victory dance

[@TF2Scout..]

He wasn't mute. He can talk but he just chooses not to - Dr Sartain

[@SCPFoundation29]

@@TF2Scout.. He knows this

[@jimthebottle6647]

They must had some goooood weed

[@kylebear8101]

Need a video game-

[@ashertlloyd8234]

I liked the contrast between the average virgin horror movie teens that are just there to die vs the chad Nicholas cage that is just there to clean

[@Revanchist2]

Rip and clean until it is done

[@DarkShadic9632]

*I will clean, for I am Nic Cage, and this is FNaF at Freddy’s.*

[@tvgaming2132]

I mean if YOU had that power wouldn't it be fun to punch a robot gorilla then body slam his ass?

[@cheesebird4057]

@@tvgaming2132 HE FECKIN CURB STOMPED A ROBOTIC GORILLA MADE TO COMMIT MURDER

[@tvgaming2132]

@@cheesebird4057 I'm still going to do a pile driver on a robot gorilla what are you not willing to die

[@KindaMad958]

Honestly the fact that he goes back to clean everything perfectly after each kill is amazing to me

[@EvelynDayless]

Cage is from an action game world. He's silent, he has rules he has to follow, and he's capable of effectively fighting back. Everyone else is from a horror movie doing horror movie things and being baffled by Cage defying their logic. Towards the end that one girl enters Cages world and is able to fight back and when she gets in his car she doesn't say anything; they just understand each other because they're in the same world now.

[@akbdawgo6396]

it actually doesn't look that bad for a bottom budget movie. future cult classic

[@InTheMindOfDavid]

It’s a great movie

[@tbuckyfilms]

It's bad

[@tiandi5585]

@@tbuckyfilms At being bad.

[@mothbum5580]

@@tiandi5585 Honestly its just fun and ridiculous.

[@yoboikamil525]

it's like doom but mixed with fnaf

[@akxito1601]

Nic Cage in this movie is like the Doom Slayer he’s silent, doesn’t care about anything else, he solves his problems by punching, and cares about only one thing.

[@OriginalEvophase]

Yes...cleaning

[@Healp145]

@@OriginalEvophasecleaning out the demons

[@zackeryablang1214]

Every fight has the doom music

[@ecklespeck7150]

that one thing being his pet bunny lol

[@TerminalM193]

Rip and tare

[@defenderofminorities3056]

I imagine that the reason The Janitor was so set on completing tasks and taking breaks and stuff is a play on gaming, the kitchen was a safe room to resupply and heal, also his obsessive cleaning and playing the arcade game is a reference to maxxing out your stats on side quests. He’s also got the silent badass protagonist trope, and the kids explaining to him everything is classic exposition dumping.

[@MonkeysMonkeysMonkeysMonkeys]

Nics refusal to speak in this movie makes it feel like an art film. Like no one else on the cast was able to act as well as him and he didn’t even act other than physically. He ironically said more than anyone without saying anything.

[@aranavenger]

The man doesn't talk, hates filth, has to stick to a strict schedule, likes a very specific food to an obsessive level, is ridiculously good at a specific game and has to change when icky stuff gets on him. As an autistic individual, I am seeing some similarities, albeit overplayed

[@vovin8132]

Elvis mentioned he may have OCD, which reminds me of Nick Cage's best role in Matchstick Men

[@pocktgobln]

Im leaning more twords him having OCD

[@Hiro04]

As an autistic person I totally agree

[@tomthestone1470]

Not overplayed at all, quite realistic. As an OCD infected indfividual I say this earnestly.

[@greenleaf37]

@@tomthestone1470 But autism and OCD are different things.

[@ceering99]

The part where he leaves the girl to fight for herself because it's time for his break killed me

[@vizthex]

same lmao

[@jamesmayle3787]

Jesus Christ is Lord. Please take your salvation seriously, read, and do what the Bible says. It is all True.

[@royliber3824]

Man got his priorities. Can't interrupt the animatronic killer on its break time can we?

[@stephendavidson7256]

It's like when they wrote his character maybe when the alarm goes off and he leaves is more part of his traumatic experience and him sticking to some sort of OCD no matter what's going on at the time

[@Grim_Sister]

@@royliber3824 spoken like a true worker of the customer service industry. God, I hated when people interrupted my break

[@farizerion4746]

I love the fact that this movie doesn't take itself seriously at all

[@icetide9411]

I absolutely love Nick's character in this. He feels like he knows he's the main character. You can't stop him, because HE is the protagonist. HE has the plot armor. YOU don't.

[@thespiritofvengeance2671]

Fnaf: survive the animatronics attacks Willys wonderland: survive nick cages attacks

[@Destroyer2150]

"I'm not here locked with you. Y'all locked up here with me... but I'm gonna take breaks between cleaning the place and beating the shit out of y'all, just to give you a fighting chance."

[@name-is4dz]

How to actually survive Nicolas cage: mind your business wait for him to Go after he finishes his job then go for the easy prey don't go after Nicolas cage you'll just be Beaten up and torn apart easily

[@happysavage6660]

Finishing: On the haunted evil animatronics. Lol

[@Nero_starz]

facts

[@GloomGaiGar]

ngl that needs its own game

[@RedhoodJT]

The fact that Nicholas Cage is using his influence on this fun smaller project has really increased my respect for him.

[@procrastinator547]

Isn’t he like legally obligated to accept any and all work because of his massive massive debt?

[@peachylady]

@@procrastinator547 really? lol

[@thefish4636]

@@procrastinator547 I think that might be a rumor to explain why he does all these out there movies. He told Variety in an interview earlier this year he left Hollywood because of the constraints studios put on his eccentric acting, he likes the lower budget independent work because of the freedom to experiment and be fluid

[@Ireallyreallywishiwerenthere]

He desperately needs the money tbh

[@Smspodcast_]

@@thefish4636 that’s bs he’s broke after buying weird mansions and castles

[@Sponicman]

This movie is a literal masterpiece. I don't see why you would think that the fact that Nicholas Cage literally pulling an assassin's creed on every single one of these serial-killer-possessed animatronics like he's taking a dog for a walk, all while chugging about 20 cans of punch and playing pinball like he's a kid in the 1980's makes the movie so bad. For real though, Nicholas Cage matches the power of Shaggy in this movie.

[@TheMagnumDon]

this is the fourth fucking time I watched this and I just realized the reason why the Cardboard Cutout of Nick is silent because Nick's role in the movie is silent god fucking damn it

[@dontaskdontjudge]

Nick should have said "pop goes the weasel" after killing willy

[@waltercomunello121]

fuckin standing ovation right there, 12/10 perfect movie

[@gokuxsephiroth4505]

Should have. Should have been the only line he said in the movie.

[@tonsopeanuts7073]

Pop goes the weasel, BITCH. * smacks with bag of cans *

[@seranathenecromancer3470]

That’s used in a FNAF fan game so I don’t think they’d want the association on any level, you know?

[@xaius4348]

@@seranathenecromancer3470 Popgoes, the weasel. Punctuation is important

[@capnfungi7875]

Nicolas Cage himself said he basically only does movies that interest him, and also that his interests hop around a lot, which can be both good him being in smaller movies, and bad, when he loses interest in a film mid-way.

[@lewiskazinsky7334]

He also has a surprising amount of patience. He stayed on for Superman Lives whilst in it lingered in development hell for *YEARS.*

[@johnjackson9819]

But I thought he was under contract to do every movie that he gets? Wasn't there something like that?

[@axbix]

@@johnjackson9819 I thought it was something about him getting caught for tax evasion.

[@lewiskazinsky7334]

@@axbix Cage alleges that his business manager failed to file for taxes and encouraged risky investments, whereas the manager says that Cage was living well beyond his means. Either way, he now says yes to anything to pay off his debts. I think the writer of this film was being a bit too generous when he said how excited Cage was to do this.

[@lewiskazinsky7334]

@Tyler Kincade oh, definitely. Willy’s Wonderland, The Color From Out of Space and Mom & Dad are exactly the kind of projects that feed into his best qualities as an actor, so no doubt he’s mostly paid his dues by now. I still think he’s a cautionary tale for big name actors - maybe focus on the quality of your work instead of buying castles, because if you keep saying yes to anything you’ll run out of castle money 😂

[@ProtoMarcus]

There is absolutely *_0% chance_* the writer wasn't inspired in the slightest by Five Nights at Freddy's...

[@sorrenblitz805]

Unless the idea was actually inspired by the Banana Splits or y'know like 3 different Goosebumps books.

[@ProtoMarcus]

@@sorrenblitz805 You are right, but that is still a non-zero chance for Five Nights at Freddy's!

[@muhibbhussain2262]

He was definitely not inspired by fnaf, until I saw the ball pit...

[@11skylars]

@@sorrenblitz805 Banana splits was originally a FNAF movie script... 💀💀

[@whannabi]

@@11skylars 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@hilariomendoza1784]

Fun fact that ozzie the ostrich fight was actually achieved with people in green morph suits jerking the body all over the place then the green screen effect was added

[@joweeeeeeeeeeeee]

I wish Nick Cage, after each fight, said “I just cleaned this” as his only lines in the film

[@Roadent1241]

I had Mr Incredible in my head going 'I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for-for ten minutes?! Please??" Everytime XD

[@MelonHere20]

Y e s

[@curlybrace4984]

God that would've been perfect.

[@abelphommachak7021]

Lol

[@DesolateLavender]

Iread that in Duke Nukems voice.

[@HattingtonVi]

This movie tells me that I should be more scared of being in a room with Nick Cage than 8 murderers

[@Revanchist2]

Lmfao

[@MagklJellyBeanPastelLucidDream]

Ya kno, serial killers would be quick work if we just did the hunting instead.

[@voidago7341]

To be honest, im fine with that

[@GStorlieClan]

yeah lol

[@kenjimamiku4542]

Imagine thinking this Movie is Bad, to me this looks like a great Horror Comedy

[@marvelcomicsnerd4196]

I can just imagine... if when they performed that satanic ritual, they accidentally possessed a couple of chairs instead of the animatronics. that would have been hilarious!

[@501ststormtrooper9]

Willy’s Wonderland: The Chair Demons

[@TheAnimeEncyclopedia]

I need someone to draw this XD

[@Maldoror2112]

Au contraire, My Chair! 😂👍 (it's supposed to be "Mon frere," but I feel I have to explain it. Sorry. I've been drinking Captain Morgan)

[@user-el2yw1kb5h]

@@Maldoror2112 Mon frère? what

[@TacSon]

Imagine those chairs just shove their legs up someone's ass and throat to kill them.

[@ashmanchester2611]

I think its better he doesn't say a single word. It makes it more funny, cause i see him as less of a silent badass and more more of a dude who just doesn't give a shit about whats going on

[@JaniacTheHedgehog]

If Doom Slayer worked at Freddy's Pizzaria as a janitor.

[@Aidenfe]

Pretty much gordon freeman here

[@panzer747]

after killing willy, he should have said "And that's my shift"

[@bittersweethavendesigns]

I came across this movie totally by accident. I had never heard of it before and had no idea what to expect. And I absolutely loved it. XD The fact that Cage's character never spoke a single word the entire time was hilarious to me. lol I imagine that if you had a lot of hype built up prior to the release of the film, it might be a bit disappointing. But for someone who just hears about it and can immediately watch it, it's pretty fantastic. lol

[@myac.7150]

I wonder if the reason Cage's Character had such a clean beard, changed his shirt after every murder, filed his nails with sandpaper, and etc., was to make him seem like a psychotic germaphobe or perhaps a very heavy case of OCD where his compulsion to clean comes before the thought of killing the rest of the machines or even leaving the establishment. Just an idea though of what the writers could have been trying to convey.

[@shadydayspecialofficial7767]

“It’s like poetry, it rhymes”-George Lucas

[@nukeeverything1802]

Could even be non-verbal autism

[@andre_168]

That... makes a lot of sense

[@clickbaitcancer120]

Bro, if he goes around cleaning while covered in muck he'll just make a mess, he's doing what any good janitor would do.

[@DbladeMedic]

I read something that said the director imagined his breaks and pin ball playing as leveling up in a video game. I thought that was pretty interesting

[@theluchakabuto5206]

Is nobody going to mentioning the whole reason the main Character is silent is because its(a reference to the game series that inspired it, FNAF) -a reference to a majority of video games- having a main character that doesn’t talk? Like even when they are spoken to, they just stare and don’t say a word? No? Okay

[@tonypeppermint5329]

It would make sense, especially seeing the pinball machine and the Punch drinks being the loading of new levels.

[@-tremusketorer-7911]

Damn, I've heard many explanations, but this is by far the one that I like the best, and also the one that makes the most sense.

[@-tremusketorer-7911]

This also lines up with Nick Cages character being named the protagonist, with why the main character seemingly ignores all injuries until the final fight (because most games ignore that until after the final fight where it's appropriate), why the killers approach him one after another and why he cleans himself up after every boss fight (since your attire in video games usually resets after every level and not taking any wounds our splatter into consideration).

[@illuminahearts3113]

@@-tremusketorer-7911 I'm pretty sure in the credits his role name is "Janitor."

[@-tremusketorer-7911]

@@illuminahearts3113 I stand corrected, point still applies though, as "The Janitor" reminds me of "Doom guy"/"Doom marine".

[@paulitastic2460]

Tbh i think the story of this movie is like a videogame and Nick is the playable protagonist. When he cleans he is doing a secondary task (like those missions in games that just gives you a prize or in-game money, but don't affect the story)

[@imbussing]

27:32 on God I wish I was that animatronic

[@DallasATrain7]

What you missed is that Willy was actually the smartest. He was trying to stay out of Nick's way. That's why he killed the cop who kept brining Nick to him.

[@Anna-tk7ui]

"Here's your sacrifice!" "STOP GIVING HIM TO ME I DON'T WANT HIM!"

[@goofdoof2903]

Cammy was really smart because she was trying to form a bond with one of her victims until snapping his neck a few minutes later

[@CommanderViviax]

That is hilarious. Take the sacrifice! Runs off. No! I don't want him! You can keep him! Runs off. He's here! Well I don't want him! Stop bringing this terrifying man to me!

[@julianhaelig119]

Woah. Are you a gemiest?

[@detroitbecomedefective2762]

Plot twist: Nicholas cage was only using 0.001 percent of his power

[@formerctgovernordannelmall1452]

Yeah, and 0.000001% of his talent and effort lmao

[@mqfii8992]

Plot Twist: Cage Is the embodiment of a Speedrunner going for the World Record, that's why he has no time for bullshit.

[@gicumeserie9074]

Laughed so hard i teleported back to 2019 when this was actully funny

[@griffongrondin904]

You are really underestimating that man, of course he used only 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001

[@bnuymedia2537]

@@mqfii8992 Damn animatronics fucking his no glitch 100% cleaning speedrun

[@houseemberwood4560]

its some how funnier having nick cage be mute, imagine how hard it mustve been for him not not speak, you keep expecting him to say something but he just never does

[@tab3042]

I just watched nicolas cage silently bash freddy fazbear from wish's head with a bag full of energy drinks...10/10 must watch movie

[@BunkerAnon]

He's Player Character. Hence the health drinks and everyones just baffling response to his mutness.

[@handlesR4losers]

Dahm I didn’t think about that

[@CalebA585]

I don't know how people don't see this. He pulled off the player character off perfectly.

[@LordTactusMe]

Looooooool, that’s genius

[@doctor_burnsides915]

So in other words, he's Gordon Freeman

[@Mike14264]

Huh, makes sense.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Nic Cage auditioned to be Doomslayer, but got recasted to janitor instead

[@tomasramirez2914]

I believe Doom guy would have the same role in being a Janitor..

[@gurg2671]

What if Nic Cage plays Doom Guy in the third DOOM movie (if that is even going to have Doom Guy)

[@powangel1418]

The janitor beats doomslayer

[@CourtFool]

Nic being the Doomslayer is too slayer looks too easy

[@Jakepearl13]

It’s even structured like a game. The punch pop,the cleaning,the pinball…and even how he encounters the animatronics… …how has nobody made a game based on this? Someone call devolver!

[@GrimReaper.123]

I love how anything to do with animatronics just HAS to link to Fnaf. It’s kind of annoying because it limits a lot of writers. I remember reading a book that got so many reviews mocking the writer for writing a book that had Animatronics as a antagonist. And he ended up stopping the sales of the book

[@tunguyentruonganh7428]

Nic Cage is such a chad that even the shittiest of movies can still be " somewhat- good " just by having him

[@oobieboobiekanoobiscoobied5972]

Well it’s because he’s the lord of shitty movies. It goes from a bad movie that’s not funny to a bad movie that’s funny because it becomes self aware and capitalizes on it. Think about it shitty movies are his specialty, it wouldn’t have the same effect for a good movie because it would be good and wouldn’t need to become self aware in its terribleness

[@sarahg2653]

I love Nic Cage. Ever watched Leaving Las Vegas? It's really well-acted imo. Shit makes me sob when I watch it.

[@EtherealMalaria]

@@sarahg2653 ghost rider, forst one was good but 2 was nic cage type movie

[@gungisgrand225]

This movie has taught me that the deadliest creature on this earth is a man with a severe case of OCD

[@saturn3053]

Indeed

[@shaneseem-sin3856]

I personally love this movie, specifically for its stupidity. Nicolaus Cage being silent the whole film is hilarious, especially in the montage where he is just cleaning a bathroom. I feel like the movie was mainly trying to be stupid while still being kinda cool, and I think they succeeded greatly.

[@loki7834]

Here Nick Cage plays perfectly a FNAF protagonist that know what's happening there but comes back to work everyday. If it seems stupid is because it is, but that's how it works.

[@themonocleguy371]

I personally like the fact that Nick Cage doesn't speak/does weird random stuff because he's supposed to play a person who's suffering from PTSD

[@landongardner1164]

@ALI IMRAN BIN ZULKIFLI Moe BRO OMG WHY YOUR SO DUMB OMFG (this was a joke)

[@subject2882]

@ALI IMRAN BIN ZULKIFLI Moe ThAtS sO fUcKiNg rUdE. DoN't sAy tHaT

[@TheNamesAllison]

PTSD or OCD?

[@biggethboyith2010]

@@TheNamesAllison probley both

[@subject2882]

@ALI IMRAN BIN ZULKIFLI Moe /s means sarcasm (-_-)

[@purplehaze2358]

“FNAF But Nicholas Cage Is The Janitor” I don’t think you fully realize just how cursed that simple 7 word sentence actually is.

[@mr.sadguy1287]

Yeah it's the same level of cursed as"Dr.Bright is in charge of the foundation"

[@minimanbeast1014]

Or, prepare for code brown

[@anonymousmoth4759]

Omg Nicholas Cage is the Purple Man lol

[@guyman9655]

@@anonymousmoth4759 the cage behind the slaughter

[@ElvistheAlien]

I realize fully

[@ethanwaring2435]

This is one of the most hilarious commentaries over a film I’ve ever seen. Constantly had me in tears

[@coltforceplayer]

This movie is a horror movie from the animatronics perspective

[@FroggyNight]

I like the theory that he was one of the kids attacked at willy’s back in the day but he escaped. Traumatized his whole life, he returns to seek vengeance on willy’s by destroying the animatronics and cleaning/restoring it to its former glory. It would explain his familiarity with the pinball machine, and the reaction he has to the birthday song. Plus some of the looks he gives early on tell me he knows what’s up.

[@zeppizippo7524]

There is also a theory that he is a personification of death. He was on his way to collect the souls that were in the animatronic but he got stopped by the road spike. Him needing repairs obviously led to him striking a deal to clean the place he was already going (something about death either liking to make deals or being forced to honor a deal. This also explains why he has to take a break every hour, even of he's in the middle of a fight. The owner told him to, thus making it part of the deal that has to be followed.) And the reason he likes the pinball machine is because death likes to play games. I watched a review that did a better job of explaining this theory but I can't remember who it was. Personally, I like this theory

[@tonypeppermint5329]

@@zeppizippo7524 I like that theory too.

[@thebeastfeast8766]

Going mute is also a symptom of extreme past trauma, so that would explain the no talking

[@dragonskull473slayer9]

@@zeppizippo7524 not only this but the gorilla literally said "but we're friends" before nic curb stomps the gorilla

[@elpidiaacosta7322]

We all got this from Cinema Summary huh? Don’t worry I’m a fan aswell

[@charmyzard]

So, in a nutshell, movie synopsis: Nicholas Cage being DOOMGUY against $5 durability animatronics for an hour or so.

[@andre_601]

Sums it up quite well... Although I would say that a few of those animatronics were at least $10...

[@charmyzard]

@@andre_601 Likely thanks to the CGI effects.

[@iwantcookie1016]

They are rage brutal, but you you will be worse rip and tear until it is done

[@asatht55]

no punch+clean

[@LubeyZM]

and that is mega based if you really think about it someone should add bfg division to the background of a fight scene in this movie

[@flaffle6968]

I like to imagine that all the animatronics have foam items but are so strong they basically are as strong as metal, and Nicholas cage is basically as strong as goku compared to the animatronics

[@andrewk2678]

I loved this movie, it knew how to make fun of itself and took only the most ridiculous aspects seriously. They took a simple concept and made every joke they could with it while keeping a straight face, awesome.

[@blurREQZ]

I think the underlying plot was that Nic Cage was one of the kids at Willys when they were murdering people and he was traumatised so he voluntarily returned to kill the animatronics as an adult. The love of the soda and the pinball machine harkens back to the things that he loved as a child at Willys, I think his character is suffering from extreme PTSD but rather than withdrawing, he's channelling it into the cleaning and killing of the animatronics, trying to restore Willys to the place it should've been when he was a child.

[@demarcuscousinsbartholomew5281]

Pretty sure u watched "how to survive Willy's Wonderland"

[@sireislas3903]

@@demarcuscousinsbartholomew5281 Yup

[@drinksommilkboi9870]

@@demarcuscousinsbartholomew5281 yup

[@demarcuscousinsbartholomew5281]

Yup

[@who8518]

@@demarcuscousinsbartholomew5281 yup

[@KillShot_Studios]

The way the character was written makes it seem like he's showing signs of ptsd and ocd making you think that he was one of the kids who was attacked and he was wanting to come to the town.

[@sodaworks4885]

That's what I originally asummed

[@sodaworks4885]

But then I realised that in the start it has his dog tags. So he may be a war veteran who went through shit

[@fdb1539]

Sodaworks yep. That also explains why he’s tough as nails and has a strong attention to details and orders (his main focus is cleaning the building, even though he knows he’s being hunted down, just because those were the orders given to him by the owner)

[@vulcankidd8360]

Also, if he was also traumatized from willy’s as a kid, it explains his addiction to soda, a form of coping mechanism that develops young and lingers through life

[@poeticserenade]

lol the shirt changing was to hide the fact that they didnt know what order the movie shots went in so Cage had a clean shirt on at the beginning of each filming session.

[@pumpquin8626]

FNAF but gordon freeman

[@trog6782]

Nobody is talking about how he didn't die of a heart attack from the thousands of grams of caffeine he drunk in the time period of a day.

[@portalworld9880]

Those are rookie numbers compared to mine. It’s a miracle I haven’t died of a heart attack, or at the very least, got type 2 diabetes!

[@janikarkkainen3904]

Yeah it's hilarious really! 6g can be a lethal dose of caffeine, and LD50 for an average adult male is around 10g. I'm betting he got way, way more.

[@lincalmighty]

Those were health potions.

[@samael4550]

idk ab thousands of grams ... i didn’t even watch the movie but the average can of pop has like 25 mg caffeine, and a lot of pops, especially non-colas, have 0 caffeine. ik you’re not being serious but js lmao

[@trog6782]

@@samael4550 Dude, It's in the thousands, the prop itself says 350mg, So do the math. About 12 were drank in the span of the film. 12 x 350 = 4,200. That's in the fatal times.

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

*Agent:* This film is loosely based on _Five Nights at Freddy's_ but you're playing an action hero as a janitor who beat the crap out of those animatronic mascots. *Nicolas Cage:* _BRILLIANT! LET'S GO!_

[@sickfitz4256]

I just realized that you have a Clockwork Orange pfp

[@donavanb1534]

Nicolas Cage: "...."

[@dieselpunk4117]

LOL, ''Loosely based".

[@jtzoltan]

@@dieselpunk4117 yeah, it's very clear that this was inspired by FNAF. If you wrote this independently, you'd have to go really far out of your way to say "I know this sounds unlikely given how close the subject matter is, but I actually only learned about FNAF after I wrote this script". I don't buy it.

[@twilightsunset]

Lantern Jack

[@steve80582]

Loved this, shows what a good actor Cage can be, he doesn't say a word yet he is riveting to watch in this

[@kojizilla]

Love how when The “Head Shoulders Knees and Toes” is playing, whilst tied up, Nick uses his head shoulders knees and toes to beat shit outta the animatronics

[@hypnotichistorian8152]

I actually just watched it, and while it'll never win an award, it was genuinely a fun movie to watch.

[@Focused2341]

He was filing his nails down with sand paper to clean all the black gunk out from the previous fight. His character is obsessed with cleanliness.

[@expecting747]

like he has OCD or something

[@Banana-qm7yc]

@@expecting747 oh wait he does

[@DarkShadic9632]

*CLEANLINESS IS THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT. ONLY CLEAN.*

[@themysterioustoucan630]

This movie is flawless. I don’t know what you’re talking about.

[@masterxitra]

idk why everyones shitting on the movie because Elvis is. the movie is like a solid 6.5 i love it. but i guess because i kinda went into it not expecting much while he and others prob did. i mean i dont know what the hell yall we're expecting but hey.

[@clairetaylor8929]

Idk. I enjoyed it for what it was . It’s not the best movie , but I love it

[@akiratoro840]

Agreed

[@bonkgaming1622]

Agreed

[@bananabird1844]

He’s also wrong about Ozzie. Ozzie is a puppet not an animation.

[@deerlyqueery]

Peak so-bad-it's-good, unironically one of my favorite movies I've ever watched

[@garrettmurphy2447]

Would you say it’s better than the Dark knight?

[@onemariobro]

A theory I personally have is that this is the same character he was in Mandy which is why he doesn’t blink at the animatronics. It also explains why he drinks punch maybe it has the same effect as the drug he got addicted to

[@modelman6479]

The scene where Nicolas Cage just leaves because he’s like oh it’s my break he was fucking hilarious me and my dad were laughing so hard.

[@TheyWantMeGone69]

That's why him having no dialogue was a great choice.

[@nabidisla.5086]

People have dads?

[@yourfatboy5359]

@@nabidisla.5086 yes unlike you lmao

[@modelman6479]

@@yourfatboy5359 lol

[@yourfatboy5359]

@@modelman6479 lol

[@kitty0chan444]

“FNAF but Nicholas Cage is the janitor” I fucking wheezed-

[@icy_lemonade742]

Hehe me too

[@polaroperatr9243]

me and the boys looking for who asked

[@prowlwashere7232]

@@polaroperatr9243ouch, I felt that

[@mqfii8992]

Nicolas Cage's Janitor Is what we wished we could be/do In FNAF

[@hippityflop7461]

I saw the title and thought it was a joke, the movie really is just watching Nicholas Cage being a janitor at some knock-off FNaF location

[@SodaPop500]

Right before the video started play i got a FNAF movie ad. Thought it was part of the video.

[@suetan]

I like to imagine that this is a character Nicholas cage plays before he goes to a different place to beat up other bad guys like he's travelling to beat up some men for kidnapping his wife or something then he has to stop by and get his car fixed and beat these guys like a side mission

[@nb8817]

I think Cage’s character was supposed to be an ex-military guy who doesn’t talk much because he’s seen shit. There’s dog tags in his car at the beginning and it would explain the “strict schedule” thing as well as the “always following direct orders” (like following what Tex said about breaks) and being obsessed with cleaning (because he was used to doing all those things back when he was still in the military).

[@inkiedevla7498]

I think that theroy may work.

[@chiefspartan02]

Makes sense

[@Alex-K94]

Seems legit

[@leonardohecksauthier6586]

Or He was a kid that did not get killed giving him ptsd then He entered in the army and became badass

[@dottietyre9062]

I was literally just about to comment that

[@lauradark2942]

Alternate title: Nicholas cage beats the everloving crap out of the Willie's wonderland animatronics, plays pin ball, and dances his life away: the movie.

[@germanwarrabbit]

don't forget the dancing

[@MrMelonsz]

I loved it so much.

[@JustTooDamnHonest]

It is basically 5 Nights at Freddy's meets Nick Cage and that is just a match made in insanity heaven.

[@sandyluis7547]

One thing I like about Nicholas Cage, he's his own man. Him & Samuel Jackson don't mind going out of the norm of Hollywood to do movies that some of us would deem wack or low budget. They don't mind giving new directors a chance. They love entertaining & they love putting their own personal touch to it. I commend them for doing what they enjoy & even more for doing it unpopular directors.

[@SynthTechnic]

Fnaf night guard: doesn’t care about the robots and just does their job Willys wonderland Janitor: does his job and destroys animatronics if they get in the way

[@MsDpinter]

Doesn’t care? Okay my dude, have you ever played fnaf? Cause I certainly care when I notice a certain music box stops playing

[@SynthTechnic]

@@MsDpinter been a fan since 2014. And the point is that they keep coming back even though the animatronics could kill them

[@MsDpinter]

Oh yeah, I just kinda looked at that as something funny, y’kno like some of the jokes we get at least on the first two nights in sister location?

[@rocketmanthemovie4554]

Seems legit

[@therandom2607]

animatronics: get the floor dirty. Janitor: "so you have chosen DEATH."

[@mr.slappii513]

"Badass protagonist who doesn't speak and your not sure about his backstory" So he's Gordan freeman

[@aqsem9073]

"Son of a bitch, they got Gordon Freeman in there."

[@Dinoslay]

The beard gives it away.

[@name-is4dz]

Hello Gordon!

[@joendaniels4690]

Dammit Gordon how how did you make it to a another movie

[@bullcheese2236]

@@name-is4dz Look Gordon! Ropes! We can use these to c- HELP ME GORDON!

[@JokerChany]

honestly this movie was great. for what it was it was amazing and i loved that it didn't take itself seriously and nick did a great job even if he didn't speak. the acting was great from him and even if the other stuff was meh it was an absolute chaotic blast

[@exateer5833]

The mechanic guy in the car with Nicholas Cage at the beginning asks him about himself and it takes him 2 seconds to come to the conclusion Nicholas Cage doesn’t talk

[@saltypeanutbutter]

I understand your disappointment with the film, but I personally don’t feel the same. This movie is EXACTLY what I wanted

[@ConstantEve]

Same I love this movie

[@heszedjim9699]

Probably because he doesn't realize the movie is a parody like every wanna be critic

[@icedwolf3496]

Isn’t what we wanted but I’m glad we got it

[@ace448]

This movie is 100% of what it promised to be. Is it a good movie, no is it a fun and enjoyable movie, ummm yes

[@sillymesilly]

Same here. I enjoyed the Brandon out of it.

[@tommycampbell97]

Having him change his shirt constantly is a really funny way to not have to put work into continuity. I kinda like it

[@rocketmanthemovie4554]

I do two

[@paxtonsievert5925]

@@rocketmanthemovie4554 Wrong two my dude, but same

[@rocketmanthemovie4554]

@@paxtonsievert5925 I'm sorry my spelling is horrible I hope its not cringe

[@IamJayism]

Yeah which explains the military tags we see in the beginning of the movie 🧐 🤔🤷🏾‍♀️

[@Parallel_26]

Not The FNAF Movie We Wanted, But The One We Needed

[@flickerleaf2465]

I like the idea that he knew a bunch of black goop would spray everywhere, and he really doesn't want to make a mess lol. I think that's why he waits for the animatronics to attack. He sees them as a mess, not a threat. It makes the movie so much better lmao

[@HoodedWerehog]

Watching Nic Cage killing animatronics while listening to Doom Eternal music hits different.

[@phlegethon8641]

True doh

[@yoboikamil525]

hell yeah

[@martynassavickas1353]

me too bro

[@The_Boys_Archive]

The Only Thing They Fear Is Nic.

[@genattels2596]

True

[@ColinCartoons]

Willy’s Wonderland is more of a movie you just watch for fun and not to watch a serious horror movie.

[@idnfjf282]

Like drone

[@dreamingpichu2334]

Like Killer Klowns From Outer Space

[@Anonymous-73]

Facts

[@Cybershroom]

The Room was a masterpiece all along

[@Cybershroom]

@@dreamingpichu2334 Surprised I wasn't the only one who made that comparison :O

[@RewindFast]

It took me 25 whole ass minutes of watching this video to wonder why cardboard cutout Nic Cage wasn't talking...It took me so long.

[@supermegabenji1026]

Nicolas Cage hated that He didn't get any Lines. When filming more, He got into character. Cause it feels like a Silent Video game Protagonist. Like Gordon Freeman from Half-Life, Doomguy from 1993 DOOM and Claude from GTA 3. Also This movie is like a Video game thing also, Every time He takes breaks He plays on a Pinball machine. Because, Every enemy that He Faces it gets more tougher. When He plays the Game before killing them, Its like He Levels Up his combat to kill the Animatronic. So The Pinball Machine is like a Side quest to Level Up more before beating the Game, Or a Grinding method to get more XP.

[@ramentribe4714]

This is like doing a sidequest that you are way too overleved for.

[@Skanimates]

Great one!!!

[@ArcueidBrunestudTypeVampire]

In regards to why the robots have actual deadly weapons: We cant forget that the business was run by an actual serial killer. Of course the weapons were real.

[@progamer6418]

thank you I thought I was the only one that remembered that fact

[@Sceptile29]

Yeah. Like they knew how to transfer their souls into them so of course they had planned for that

[@swirls6142]

Lets also remember foxys hook

[@DN_123]

With all those purple drink Nicholas character drinks, he's technically the William afton on that universe.

[@mickeymouse7726]

I think every Nicholas Cage movie should have him going crazy