You know how he was able to catch up with him at the end? Because these boots are made for walkin' Because that's just what they do
@molly38576 жыл бұрын
I hate and love this comment at the same time
@NotrWunna6 жыл бұрын
same
@hummingvoid78246 жыл бұрын
Somedaaayyy, these boots are gonna walk all over you.
@stupiddumbass23086 жыл бұрын
Blup
@phils87516 жыл бұрын
What we thought of! Lmao
@carcinogeneticartillery72364 жыл бұрын
my dude. the dad dying was a "dad went out to get milk and never came back" joke, wasnt it?
@sonicangel94744 жыл бұрын
Omg yea I just realized but in a dark way
@breannpalmer9924 жыл бұрын
Nah, he never got milk
@thomasvajhoj4 жыл бұрын
Breann Palmer yeah thats the joke
@pravnav4 жыл бұрын
lolll
@teenageboyhormonalrage4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@dlard_5 жыл бұрын
Disappointed that evil boot doesn't get stepped on by bigger boot
@notwh94975 жыл бұрын
Why doesn’t this have more likes
@vontavius015 жыл бұрын
That bigger boot could've saved their lives.
@0blivionvoid1395 жыл бұрын
"There's always a bigger boot." Qui Gon Baggins
@matejcevnik73625 жыл бұрын
One thats made for walking
@sgtweedspagon78765 жыл бұрын
And then Logan and Naomi get taken to Shell City
@altheclipper_6 жыл бұрын
This actually gives me hope, now I know that I can write a script that doesn't even make sense and Netflix will pay me for it, thanks Elvis
@alexknight816 жыл бұрын
Go make your dream come true
@guccimalcs6 жыл бұрын
All you have to do is throw in left wing politics and shit on right wingers. Do that and you have a Netflix original
@aidangillard20416 жыл бұрын
At least bojack horseman is still good
@jonathanjolivet20576 жыл бұрын
@@guccimalcs There's nothing about stupid right wingers that make them any better than stupid left wingers. good job trying to interject bullshit politics into a horror movie thread.
@thecombodeluxe31096 жыл бұрын
@@jonathanjolivet2057 If you dont think metflix is bias than youre either A, completely ignorant. B, willfully ignorant . C, purposely lying. Netflix have shown time and time again theyre left wing,and routinely shove their propaganda into it.
@emiwarble2 жыл бұрын
I'll never forget watching this movie with my roommate when Netflix still let the audience post reviews, and us dying over a 1-star review that said "WHO??? For WHAT???? And WHY?????????"
@paulrichards6894 Жыл бұрын
it has 3.3 on imdb
@raggedyanzy85966 жыл бұрын
It was crazy how proud Netflix was of this movie. They advertised it for months....
@SirLavaLamp5 жыл бұрын
Netflix is trash now.
@joydot.dot.dot.80405 жыл бұрын
I never noticed this movie or watched it lol
@cleobinx5 жыл бұрын
Raggedy Anzy that’s what I can’t understand!! They pumped this movie up so much!!!
@kellyrodgers52035 жыл бұрын
Because Dylan Minnette was in it and he's blown up recently lol
@laiskapyykki5 жыл бұрын
not proud, pretty smart actually. same thing with the fucking birdbox crap.
@Ocholan6 жыл бұрын
Maybe mom killed dad for not gettin the milk
@kyefurrie74006 жыл бұрын
Oh my god your right
@Cinko4206 жыл бұрын
Skyplays115 That would explain why evil boots breaks her fingers? Implying evil boots was the dad's ghost? Why are our comments better than the movie itself?
@Ocholan6 жыл бұрын
Cinko515 lul because the movie makes no sense but maybe mom has like a clone to get back at the son for not telling dad to get the milk DUN DUN DUNNNNN
@mellykc18666 жыл бұрын
Skyplays115 evil boots killed the son because he was jealous of the son because he COULD get the milk that he couldn't and was mad at the mom for putting someone else up to the task and dating someone else
@daunicorn75626 жыл бұрын
Ands that's why you should respect wahman
@linus94574 жыл бұрын
His boots give 50% additional walkspeed, and he has clothes which increase his stealth stat.
@mr.05114 жыл бұрын
He upgraded his stealth skill tree to the “silent movement ability”
@psychoticchameleon8264 жыл бұрын
Boots must belong to solid snake and have a stealth bonus by wearing them
@sadrabbit534 жыл бұрын
The Sheikah outfit from BotW
@gaminggoof15424 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget he gains the Jason Voorhees Fog Teleportation perk from the boots
@imissedthepartwherethatsmy74634 жыл бұрын
he has 20 Agility, 100 melee weapons, 100 unarmed, 10 strength, 10 endurance, and enchanted gear.
@bloodrunsclear3 жыл бұрын
It would be funny if Evil Boots actually never meant any harm to anyone. He set up a nice table for the family, got rid of the photo of the dad to save them grief, was trying to fix the pilot light, and accidentally knocked over and killed people while trying to pick them up.
@le28003 жыл бұрын
🤣😂
@Ryan-zt2xw2 жыл бұрын
So how do you explain him breaking her fingers?
@Chaotic_Observer Жыл бұрын
and he took the contacts out because he was worried that Locan would get dry eyes!
@bowlofboyo Жыл бұрын
and then it was revealed that the MUSIC was the antagonist who framed nice boots and killed weird fuck Chris then there would be a sequel about nice boots evading and stopping the music.
@bowlofboyo Жыл бұрын
and it would be like the maze runner, the first movie was a horror but then it just goes to action.
@environmentalawareness79834 жыл бұрын
The reason her nose bled was because they were at high elevation. Why they included it in the movie, I do not know.
@DrCandyStriper4 жыл бұрын
I mean that's an interesting little detail honestly
@environmentalawareness79834 жыл бұрын
@@DrCandyStriper I guess. The thing is though, it serves no concrete purpose in the movie, which made its addition weird.
@jaywhypee36644 жыл бұрын
Environmental Awareness i always have nosebleeds for No acctual reson sometimes 3 or 4 times a week
@kedarunzi91394 жыл бұрын
@@jaywhypee3664 yeah sometimes happens to certain people
@ethanvallance34374 жыл бұрын
I thought it could also be stress but I’m not sure.
@chinadollsyndrome6 жыл бұрын
This movie was terrible, but there was a lot more going on with 'the old woman' that nobody seems to be picking up on. The killer was living with Martha, taking advantage of her Alzheimer's and pretending to be her dead husband. Sometimes she would say he was dead, but then other times she would mention conversations she'd just had with him. "WE came to the open house." "My husband can't wait to meet the two of you." "Death...It's like it moves in and never leaves..." Considering how often she randomly shows up, the killer was probably using her to keep tabs on them. Perhaps the fact that Martha used to live in the house has something to do with why the killer is sparing her life and wanted to kill the main characters? Maybe she knows something about what's down the blocked hallway in the basement? I don't know, but it can't be anything too interesting, or they'd have put it in the fucking movie.
@SanKomikoLuzifer5 жыл бұрын
I have the feeling you think to high of the writers
@chinadollsyndrome5 жыл бұрын
@@SanKomikoLuzifer That or I was so confused by what the point of this movie was supposed to be that my imagination filled in the gaps and came up with something more interesting lol
@SanKomikoLuzifer5 жыл бұрын
@@chinadollsyndrome All in All we can agree that you invested more thoughts in that movie as the writers :D
@RichterVonFuchs5 жыл бұрын
My theory is that the writers just wanted to put in a bunch of red herrings because misdirection is exciting! and forgot they have to actually do something with the misdirection and actually finish the thought. Otherwise the movie will feel very jarr-
@RoTheeQueen5 жыл бұрын
@@chinadollsyndrome already better than the movie
@aaliyahgriffin7813 жыл бұрын
The scene where the killer takes out his contacts and then pushes him out the door so that he can chase him is one of the most ridiculously funny scenes I’ve ever seen in my life Lmaoo
@looney98914 жыл бұрын
Watching this movie is like waiting for a sneeze to happen but it never happens
@arthas6403 жыл бұрын
Probably my least favorite sub genre of movie is the "c*ck tease film" where they taunt you with something like a monster or ghost or Batman fighting Stalin but it never happens or appears in a blink and you'll miss it scene. That goes double for movies where theres no clear point, clear ending, or major unresolved plot points. These problems are usually from some wannabe deep director who thinks c*ck teasing the audience will make the movie seem mysterious and they think the lack of an ending will make the audience try to figure out the true meaning of the film, but they usually lack the ability to do any of those things
@numberbndl37633 жыл бұрын
@@arthas640 Batman fighting Stalin?
@captainobvious19613 жыл бұрын
@@numberbndl3763 🅱🅰🆃🅼🅰🅽 🅵🅸🅶🅷🆃🅸🅽🅶 🆂🆃🅰🅻🅸🅽
@bjellida39763 жыл бұрын
batman fighting stalin
@capitalismists2 жыл бұрын
Edging: the movie
@DolanDark6 жыл бұрын
So that's why they're so perky
@espyn80136 жыл бұрын
Dolan Dark hey dad
@zachbeale63576 жыл бұрын
Papa elf
@wubb186 жыл бұрын
Hi pediepie lol
@wubb186 жыл бұрын
Dolan Dark are you actually dollan because your my senpai
@ProfessionalRtard6 жыл бұрын
*quacks in meme*
@liittlebunny19166 жыл бұрын
sneak: 100 illusion: 100 boots: 10000000
@misswolfy20005 жыл бұрын
woke.
@louisvilletech77655 жыл бұрын
350th like
@Judgementxxx5 жыл бұрын
He has Solid Snakes sneaking boots.
@CerealExperimentsMizuki5 жыл бұрын
10,000,000 not very much.
@CerealExperimentsMizuki5 жыл бұрын
Judgementxxx but if he had his sneaking box then he'd be invisible and intangible.
@zacharyrosemann Жыл бұрын
To me, you can make an isolated place scary (Hush is a great example) but when you try to mix 3 different horror subgenres together(psychological, supernatural and slasher), it doesn't work and you get a messy script which results in a messy movie
@sugarkane1571 Жыл бұрын
I think you basically just described Silent Hill lmao, and you’ve seen how the Silent Hill movies turned out. Movies are too short of a medium to mix genres like that, since a good movie justifies enough to be believable and there isn’t enough time to justify so much in a couple hours.
@needsart4 жыл бұрын
The Wikipedia article for this movie refers to the villain as Evil Boots
@mintydraws39624 жыл бұрын
I believe someone edited ot
@Broccolie3 жыл бұрын
@@mintydraws3962 no shit Sherlock
@blueismylove31283 жыл бұрын
@@Broccolie god if you're gonna be a dickhead just fucking commit to it.
@nicolautorgal92983 жыл бұрын
I didn't believe this so I went to check and.... wow. It really does. A-fucking-mazing.
@Broccolie3 жыл бұрын
@@blueismylove3128 ok will do, I’ll delete the edits or some idk
@Adagamante6 жыл бұрын
I was so bored throughout the movie that I started connocting my own versions of the film... my favourite one was that the dad was behind it all, forging his own death and scaring his son to such an extreme just to "motivate" him to run even faster than usual to set a new record or something. Like, at the end when the kid is puhsed out of the house, he starts running like hell only to find his dad by the road, stopwatch in hand. Yeah, it's dumb, but i'd take something dumb over the *nothing* that was this POS.
@SneakyKlaws6 жыл бұрын
That is actually fucking hilarious dude I'm dying hahahah
@Adagamante6 жыл бұрын
Glad to be of service ;]
@poopymcbuttface29946 жыл бұрын
Adagamante that is probably the dumbest plot I’ve ever heard lmao but the sad thing is it’s so much better than this movie
@jordyn92186 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the guy behind it all was going to be the parent of a school mate of Logan; a kid who keeps coming in second to Logan in every race. So the kids dad decides it's time to take Logan out.
@user-py1fu6kb3j6 жыл бұрын
Adagamante actually i would watch that
@Lunk424 жыл бұрын
If he hadn't forgotten the milk he probably would have left a second or 2 later and the car would have crashed into the dumpster. Always pick up the milk lads.
@tarjeimonster56344 жыл бұрын
Boom: Butterfly effect
@haydenrowland20104 жыл бұрын
The car hit him on purpose
@wetbread42434 жыл бұрын
The Vegan Dragon none of those effects that you talked about are proven
@ThatFatCat4 жыл бұрын
The Vegan Dragon unproven otherwise we’d see lots of men with titties
@veryamazingandcreativename4 жыл бұрын
The Vegan Dragon imagine going into the comments of a video about a horror movie and trying to convince people to be vegan
@NoodleMeme3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: evil boots is Martha's husband
@GreatPharaohImara3 жыл бұрын
Now that’s a good one...
@RukixReklats3 жыл бұрын
thats too good of a twist for this movie
@sgti.n.k90233 жыл бұрын
@@RukixReklats This movie & Patrick has the same IQ
@RukixReklats3 жыл бұрын
@@sgti.n.k9023 that's insulting to Patrick
@waddledee20013 жыл бұрын
I really thought that's what happened. When she said she wanted to see the inside one more time? Like did they live there? If it's not her husband is it her deranged son? This movie was so bad lol
@SproutFarms5 жыл бұрын
"Why do you tell your mother you are going to bed? Are you 6 years old?" Dude I still do this when I'm visiting my parents.
@shawnarthur59215 жыл бұрын
Fr. Like, what kind of relationship does Elvis have with his parents? 🤔
@lethfuil5 жыл бұрын
It's polite if you are a guest. But if you're super young, still living at home, it's a bit... unusual. Especially as he has to come to her room, to inform her. They weren't just doing stuff together, or anything.
@MsTinkerbelle875 жыл бұрын
Me too!!! 😂
@reggierottweiler5645 жыл бұрын
I'm actually triggered. Here's me at 24 living at home with my mum and we say good night every night without fail...
@vuivraalbastra5 жыл бұрын
Leth Fuil I don't find it unusual at all. I'm 22 and I do that all the time, unless my parents are already asleep, so they won't come to my room and wake me up not knowing that I was trying to sleep. To me it's more unusual to not go to your parents to tell them "Good night", but each family has their own habits.
@JoeDaHoe8515 жыл бұрын
There is less oxygen at higher levels so running at higher levels is actually harder. Professional runners will spend months at elevation before a marathon so that there blood is used to having limited oxygen. Thus makes them feel better during their race.
@alesko13134 жыл бұрын
Well that is not true. Because there is less oxygen blood needs more red blood cells which transport oxygen. So when you are on a normal altitude you have more red blood cells and you get more oxygen, hence better performance
@jadeblades4 жыл бұрын
@@alesko1313 i hope this is a joke
@theokay14 жыл бұрын
@@alesko1313 so did you make it out of the first grade
@maymcdonald13684 жыл бұрын
you guys adding and making elementary insults is pretty pathetic, Milkias Simon already explained to Ales Pirih and corrected them. No need to carry on
@stammesbruder4 жыл бұрын
If you guys could stop shitting on each other for a minute you'd see that both are technically correct. Joe said, that runners get used to having limited oxygen. This is correct. The method HOW the body gets used to it is explained by Ales Pirih - the body produces more red blood cells, meaning that one inhale will actually take in more oxygen than it normally would. This is also correct. Joe was however wrong by saying that a runner would need less oxygen for their performance, but in fact just gets better at acquiring more oxygen per breath. If some of you didn't know, we don't make use of all the oxygen available to us in one breath. When we breath out, unused oxygen still leaves our mouths.
@mecaka90774 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: the dad died because the driver had a heart attack with his foot on the gas. Total freak accident. I think they cover this in background discussion at the wake. Doesn't help the movie really be any better.
@lotussavage12834 жыл бұрын
@BILL CIPHER it wasn't mysterious, the visitors commented it in the living room scene as mecaka said
@tiaaaron32783 жыл бұрын
@@lotussavage1283 You guys watched this movie. Wow.
@starving54693 жыл бұрын
@@tiaaaron3278 well it might be because it’s two years old and people are obviously gonna watch it
@12227UserName3 жыл бұрын
I thought maybe the crazy lady's "dead" husband was going to be the killer and that she was aware of his hobby hence she said she visited the house for one last goodbye. Then maybe toward the end, show the crazy woman and her husband together. Maybe she refered to him being dead as in he's always away. Something of that nature. More or less, thought they'd be a duo in on the plot. But this film truly has no resolution. Just a mindless film.
@_Vesper3 жыл бұрын
@@starving5469 Why would anyone watch this?
@megmoo963 жыл бұрын
I watched this movie randomly at like 1 AM one night and I have never been so appalled at such an unintentionally bad ending.
@jackneumann61294 жыл бұрын
I watched this movie with my friend at his house and it was so boring we had a ten minute conversation about the FLOOR. IT WAS SO BORING THAT WE TALKED ABOUT THE FLOOR
@johnherb42434 жыл бұрын
And how was the floor?
@March7064 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@_V.Va_4 жыл бұрын
Hmm yes, this floor is made out of floor... For 10 minutes.
@poop1434 жыл бұрын
Dang you have friends?
@poop1434 жыл бұрын
Lucky
@nannersnoodles93054 жыл бұрын
"the black guy really does die in every horror movie" This is Dad Who Forgot The Milk erasure
@gammathecommon4 жыл бұрын
lol
@donnaabbott20794 жыл бұрын
thanks for sparing me from having to make my own comment
@Words-of-encouragement.-.4 жыл бұрын
@EramSemperRecta Don’t call black people “Afros” you dumb fuck.
@funnynickname11264 жыл бұрын
@@Words-of-encouragement.-. what’d the dude say? Did he delete his comment?
@Words-of-encouragement.-.4 жыл бұрын
@@funnynickname1126 Yeah he deleted it, but I took screenshots. He said "the afro dies first is a public domain myth." He then responded to my comment talking about "the communist censor bots" that would take down his comment if he used the term that I used, and that the term afro seems to work so he would keep using it. Basically he was just another Internet loser/troll who says things online to feel edgy, but would never actually say them to anyone's face in real life.
@PassTheMarmalade19574 жыл бұрын
How To Fix This Movie: 1.) There IS something supernatural going on. Logan's dad's ghost is trying to warn his family about the killer. The disappearing man in the road is him trying to stop them from reaching the house, and he appears at the end of the movie to encourage Logan to run faster to escape Evil Boots. 2.) Do more to suggest that Chris or the realtor might be Evil Boots. Maybe reveal that the guy who claims to be a realtor actually isn't a realtor at all, he just wants access to the house because he's stealing shit. 3.) Have the plumber who Naomi calls to look at the boiler turn out to be Evil Boots, and Martha's actually not dead husband. He wants revenge on Naomi's sister for selling the house because it used to belong to him and Martha, or because Naomi's sister fired him from being the house's caretaker or something.
@danilog.p.28704 жыл бұрын
That actually would make the movie much more interesting to watch!
@rowanfox30094 жыл бұрын
There are plenty of stuff you could do to make it an excellent movie, but the directors decide to do none of em ..
@blackscarlet20814 жыл бұрын
Okay that is pretty great suggestions. I like it
@ricojones8564 жыл бұрын
For the most points you made I agree. But isn’t it crazy regular people can give better ideas/pointers than actual studios lol smh
@thecarbgoblin4 жыл бұрын
*Everybody liked that.* Edit: yes I liked it too, and it is liked for a movie
@Eve.003y3 жыл бұрын
I remember laughing way to hard when that cereal bowl turned up and the boy just looks at it in such an intriguing way only to shrug it off
@le28003 жыл бұрын
Right! Smh
@horaciocapanelli-soto4710 Жыл бұрын
Their behavior was very idiotic.
@zoedowgiala12985 жыл бұрын
Those were two different cereal bowls. The one in his room was rice krispies and the one downstairs was honey bunches of oats.
@KitKat_2935 жыл бұрын
Zoë Dowgiala that sick fuck poured him a healthier bowl of cereal
@uno93315 жыл бұрын
Chapstick817 lmaoo
@brettvv74755 жыл бұрын
Fucking Honey Bunches of Oats?! Fuck this movie.
@lethfuil5 жыл бұрын
Oh, I missed that. xD Thanks for pointing it out! 🤣
Führer des Benutzers Thank God someone listens to Pink Floyd!
@FiasaksPresent6 жыл бұрын
Advertisment for new Vans model called “Evil Boots”
@powderedcheeto60146 жыл бұрын
ClaraRose :3 “ I LIKE MONEY”
@ChrisParrishOutdoors5 жыл бұрын
This whole movie could have been avoided it the dad A)Had half decent life insurance or B) REMEMBERED THE DAMN MILK
@jimbo_guy5 жыл бұрын
HE FORGOT THE MILUK!!!
@HNemo8805 жыл бұрын
Chris Parrish probably true on the milk it could have taken him just a bit longer and he maybe could have avoided it
@MannyFresh1x5 жыл бұрын
Or just not drop the eggs because they wouldnt have gone out
@tchikouyounes47755 жыл бұрын
@@MannyFresh1x Yeah... That dad... (-_-)
@janesmith18405 жыл бұрын
Or if they decided to just wait until tomorrow to get some damn eggs. It was pitch black outside during the summer, so it was at least 9pm. Who the fuck needs eggs that badly at 9pm? Just eat something else.
@thebeewhobuzzes94673 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this movie with my mom and how pissed I was about how nothing really happens.
@biggeek2256 Жыл бұрын
Same
@indeimaus6 жыл бұрын
Dude I was about to talk about a bad movie as well, LETS GO
@eyemcarson6 жыл бұрын
Indeimaus fancy seeing you here, so when are you uploading "top 10 ten stones in dark souls"
@fishamus13066 жыл бұрын
more dark souls content pls
@ellewoodford80576 жыл бұрын
weird seeing you here
@christianfisher20376 жыл бұрын
Indeimaus house souls
@zachattackl17696 жыл бұрын
YOU ARE EVERYWHERE
@cassidyneurotica12964 жыл бұрын
"She doesn't even wear makeup" We use those mirrors to pop our zits and neurotically examine our faces.
@ihatemickiegee4 жыл бұрын
don't forget neurotically pluck our eyebrows because people can totally see that one tiny hair left over and yet we have to get up close and personal to remove it!
@Moatsnow4 жыл бұрын
On yeah. Micro-managing at it's finest.
@febefox59304 жыл бұрын
Don’t expose us like that 😭
@ayekantspeylgud4 жыл бұрын
I need one for random hairs the grow in random places now 😐
@GrayveRoseMusic4 жыл бұрын
If something happened to your face like a scar, would you lose your identity and hate yourself?
@newname346956 жыл бұрын
Evil boots, he's super sneak He'll mess with you and make you weak How does he,move around the house he's like a 300 pound super mouse
@newname346956 жыл бұрын
Look out, its evil boots
@Shaygytoons5 жыл бұрын
This had me dead 😂
@wheatleythebrick22765 жыл бұрын
lmao
@dannyrpgninetwooak64345 жыл бұрын
This is a comical, well-written script! This deserves an award or something! 😂
@danuk40005 жыл бұрын
Watch out here comes Evil boots
@sjbrooksy453 жыл бұрын
I like how his body is fighting off hypothermia and he is just laying there hiding all still and quiet.
@le28003 жыл бұрын
Let's also talk about how after he gets up and runs into the house while soaking wet, he never once thinks of taking off those clothes and shoes and throwing on warmer clothes so that he could warm back up and be more effective doing battle instead of shuffling around still freezing his butt off, even after he actually goes into his bedroom.
@smoontrain98042 жыл бұрын
@@le2800 well to be fair, he was in the middle of a life or death situation.
@le28002 жыл бұрын
@@smoontrain9804 Which is more of a reason to quickly lose the clothes once he was inside. His body needed time to warm up so that he could more effectively initiate the flight or fight mode, which should have made him a more worthy opponent especially when it came to outrunning that big bumbling oaf of a killer.
@smoontrain98042 жыл бұрын
@@le2800 it’s a movie.
@shoople6 жыл бұрын
top ten horror movie villians 10. they 9. are 8. all 7. unique 6. and 5. good 4. in 3. their 2. own 1. evil boots
@IndieTheArchivist5 жыл бұрын
is they a marvel villain? or is it their I'm thinking of?
@ht_sheehan5 жыл бұрын
SCP - 1545 i’m pretty sure own is one.
@pat.79215 жыл бұрын
No number 8 should be number 1 he's terrifying
@00FMklary4 жыл бұрын
I think I have a conclusion to this whole movie. This movie is a mission from Hitman, 47 had to eliminate the dad in a accident so nothing will be suspicious. To add on to the fact that this is from Hitman- coins are only designed as a distraction so whenever someone places a coin, a random NPC will pick it up and can't purchase their item. When they come to the sp00ky house, 47 attempts to sneakily subdue the mom but since there aren’t many hiding spots like closets and all, he has to continue switching the shower’s temperature on and off for the right timing. To kill Logan, 47 threw a can but since the A.I are dipshits, they don’t react to it. The creepy woman who talks weirdly is actually one of those NPC's that reveal an ‘opportunity’ that 47 can follow. The scene where Chris died is due to getting strangled by Fibre Wire and Logan was poured in water so 47 can electrocute him with a car battery. As you were saying (referring to the KZbinr of course), 47 is one with the *shadows* and I can assure he will get a Silent Assassin rating from this.
@orbsorbs84654 жыл бұрын
CIDES Honestly, that’s a way better ending.
@therubmeister4 жыл бұрын
Nice
@TOG2854 жыл бұрын
Bruh you are a master. You should make your own movie.
@romanbellic95804 жыл бұрын
Not to mention 47 completed the mission many times before so he knows where all of the shortcuts and hidden passages are, which explains how he can easily move around the house.
@yoursonisold87434 жыл бұрын
He also got the special assassination for making her own son stab her to death after luring him into the basement with an opportunity. That's a lot of bonus exp.
@Admiralkirk954 жыл бұрын
This movie would have been more interesting if 'evil boots' was actually a house squatter who was actually trying to slowly kill off the family or something.
@nicholasmoore12034 жыл бұрын
Kirk Findlay yeah he was killing them off because if they sold the house he’d have to move lol
@ThrashJazzAssassin774 жыл бұрын
Check out the 2013 Korean film 'Hide and Seek', it's a squatter thriller and it rules
@mariemoncada69804 жыл бұрын
@@ThrashJazzAssassin77 Korean horror is the best
@theworstmaid4 жыл бұрын
cough cough parasite
@KezVanBeck4 жыл бұрын
Within
@etheriumart Жыл бұрын
God I fucking love the dumbass nicknames Elvis gives characters “Evil Boots” “Weird Fuck Chris”
@Lutherstrode174924 ай бұрын
According to Wikipedia, his name is actually “Evil Boots”
@avaloslorraine4 жыл бұрын
Another weird thing is that Chris is a cashier at a little town surely he can’t make that much money so why would he look at a mansion that would obviously cost hundreds of thousands
@mae0mae0584 жыл бұрын
I guess he wanted that milf money?
@DiegoGarcia-uh1jt4 жыл бұрын
He was putting up these stupid excuses to get around the milf, the bad writing comes in terms on how she is so stupid to believe a cashier wants to get a mansion. She shouldve been more doubtful.
@hartyhart61544 жыл бұрын
Diego García but how would he have known that was the house she was staying in?
@drjekelmrhyde4 жыл бұрын
He owns the store or sitting on money
@Jartran723 жыл бұрын
@@hartyhart6154 it is small town. He probably knows about the sister and figured it out. Not that unbelievable
@mollyfoxxx4 жыл бұрын
This movie just made me sad because the Mom did a really convincing job of making me feel truly bad for her. She was already miserable and then she and her son are tortured and killed for reasons we will never know. Entire family eviscerated.
@tiaaaron32783 жыл бұрын
It's mostly the actress.
@Eve.003y3 жыл бұрын
And then gets stabbed by her own son 💀
@andrewkohler3707 Жыл бұрын
Some art/media makes you feel devastated for a character and there is a powerful message behind it, or at least a powerful statement on the human condition. The some art/media is just plain unpleasant. This is the latter.
@bigbadwolf3199 Жыл бұрын
Nah it's not the movie that made a good job, it's just that you're a narcisist so the second you see a white woman on screen you need to self insert and say "wow her life is so tragic that could literally be ME!"
@andrewkohler3707 Жыл бұрын
@@bigbadwolf3199 Assuming fact not in evidence.
@beakiesan69184 жыл бұрын
I cant believe that Boots from Dora has a evil brother
@ihatemickiegee4 жыл бұрын
lol
@BlueCat_44 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@strxwberrykiss14534 жыл бұрын
U deserve more likes
@chimmichurri69404 жыл бұрын
@Karl Mark666 or maybe Boots just finally had enough of Dora's shit
@pandorastone19783 жыл бұрын
I'm convinced that the killer is the plumber, he defiantly fits the build and plumbers wear those kinds of boots.
@ADepressedDragon5 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love how you call him “evil boots”
@macrabii2184 жыл бұрын
i absolutely love you
@Rpesca764 жыл бұрын
And the black guy "weird fuck"
@liampatrick31104 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: That's what he's credited as on the Wikipedia page.
@concept5631 Жыл бұрын
@@liampatrick3110 Can confirm.
@rtycoffee52884 жыл бұрын
The dad was about to return with the milk so the universe had to kill him to retain balance
@phoenix93704 жыл бұрын
Bruh he didn’t even get the milk
@charlesmetz46413 жыл бұрын
Hes needs some milk
@davidcannon39973 жыл бұрын
Oof
@crowned83493 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@atleastimnotginger3 жыл бұрын
So the universe didn't notice that he forgot the milk?
@mariam73346 жыл бұрын
I lost it when evil boots removed the dude's contacts omg
@MissCeo30006 жыл бұрын
Mariam Mina Especially since he didn't even try to squeeze his eyes shut.
@ciyoduhkriter6 жыл бұрын
Why go all the way to remove a kid's contacts to make his vision blurry when he can just crush his eyes with his thumbs to make him permanently blind lol this movie is so bad.
@coldplay2610216 жыл бұрын
ciyoduhkriter because psychopaths do like to mess around with people before they murder them.
@ciyoduhkriter6 жыл бұрын
coldplay261021 but thumbing down his eyes into his skull takes way less effort to take a pair of contacts out lol plus it's more cruel for a psychopath.
@aaliyahgriffin7816 жыл бұрын
I screamed 😂😩😂😂😂😂😂‼️
@OmniX4203 жыл бұрын
Evil Boots put all of his points in stealth.
@donte101116 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story: don’t forget the milk
@burpingnoises40495 жыл бұрын
Milk gives you vitamin d. if you forgot it, you get vitamin death
@DrBrightIsBack5 жыл бұрын
@GOD OF ART That comment was the opposite of art. You must give up your title to sneaky boots.
@mikekarman60265 жыл бұрын
When watching this, my mind went to so many theories. I thought that the whole neighbourhood was a weird cult of shapeshifters, that slowly replace the original inhabitants and the original Martha was still stumbling through the woods, which would've explained her two different moods. But this? This is just... in the end You really wondered, why You watched that movie. I still don't know. Very weird.
@sassymoon30634 жыл бұрын
you sir need to start writing scripts
@mrsnobody3094 жыл бұрын
@@sassymoon3063 not hard to think of stories like this, if u watch a lot of creepy movies, you start to think every movie will end up the way you want it to, but it never does so it's boring lmao
@DeathnoteBB4 жыл бұрын
вєfσrє thє dαrk I mean they can still start writing scripts
@mikekarman60264 жыл бұрын
@@sassymoon3063 There's a movie on my channel (Simsal Destination) made by me, including the script. Maybe You like it? /shamelessSelfAdvertising
@TheDisturbingPanda2 жыл бұрын
That would've actually been a cool horror movie idea
@patrickw89554 жыл бұрын
"She recognized the actor as the same guy who played in 1'3 Reasons Why'; a show that she really enjoyed." So we're just gonna roll right past that one huh?
@Lindsey.-.4 жыл бұрын
Season 1 wasn’t that bad.
@patrickw89554 жыл бұрын
@@Lindsey.-. I was gonna link you to an article about the increase in suicide rates correlating to how bad season one was but there's too many. Plus it was just a joke enjoy whatever you want.
@jorgeloredo1004 жыл бұрын
The actor is a singer for an indie band called wallows and he's very good, massively underrated, too bad he's associated with that shit and now this movie lol
@myunsolicitedopinion4 жыл бұрын
13RW season 1 is actually pretty good if you ignore the triggering scenes and hannah blaming clay for no reason. but season 2 is just shitty - just empty filler scenes of the characters being sad and angry and some interesting court situations. i felt like season 2 just added a bunch of random flashbacks to scenes with hannah that almost took away from/drained the emotional value of season 1. it kind of just diluted the story it had already laid out in the previous season and season 2 had no real direction. i tried to watch season 3 and could barely get past the first two episodes. season 3 SUCKS. so bad. it’s unwatchable
@grekii4 жыл бұрын
@@myunsolicitedopinion agree with everything you say
@MrGullisYT3 жыл бұрын
we need a movie that explains Evil Boots origins. Where they were made, How they became Evil, and why they are so quiet
@lilbagel4566 жыл бұрын
I swear all bad horror movie characters are like enemies in stealth games set to the easiest difficulty.
@ProtoMekka5 жыл бұрын
*Horror movie villain takes 5 minutes just to try to catch you*
@theblackbaron41195 жыл бұрын
Arrow in his eye socket. Must have been my imagination.
@howtoeataham6 жыл бұрын
This video is better than the actual movie
@sylk62556 жыл бұрын
By a 5:07 minute mile
@psychonauticz6 жыл бұрын
Cinema Sins is shaking
@justlegendary76936 жыл бұрын
Aristotle Axolotl He's doing just fine actually 😂
@marycanary866 жыл бұрын
the punishment will be to have your contact lenses removed
@lorddedede10675 жыл бұрын
And crying rn
@dronkusdonkus91905 жыл бұрын
In their *boots*
@jeltje505 жыл бұрын
CinemaSins is actual shit.
@thegrandxbunny20733 жыл бұрын
10:40 actually, I've heard of this trick where one movie tricked the viewer into thinking that character A is the main protagonist only for them to kill that character and do it again with character B only to reveal that character C is the protagonist. It's really clever but this movie doesn't have the capacity to do that.
@jazzisips97753 жыл бұрын
Was this "the hunt"?
@merchantfan3 жыл бұрын
I mean that kind of happens with a kiss before dying
@thomaskaupish8841 Жыл бұрын
Psycho and Death Proof also do this to great effect
@just0dara2346 жыл бұрын
Enjoyed this more than the actual film
@Stuurminator6 жыл бұрын
I think this is referred to as "damning with faint praise".
@tufty17265 жыл бұрын
14 reasons why
@pandatobi58975 жыл бұрын
14 likes
@emirboncu22825 жыл бұрын
Good meme
@stinky_dookie5 жыл бұрын
...this movie was awful
@bearnaib5 жыл бұрын
14 reason why this movie is trash.
@getreal52655 жыл бұрын
15 reasons why
@Haijinx5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the only thing worse than a movie about a father dying and the surviving family members being forced to relocate due to poverty and then being murdered in their new home, is a bad movie about a father dying and the surviving family members being forced to relocate due to poverty and then being murdered in their new home. If you're gonna make a horror movie where nobody wins and everyone dies, know what you're doing ffs.
@burpingnoises40495 жыл бұрын
Wtf they die
@gageunruh35745 жыл бұрын
Evil boots won
@atleastimnotginger3 жыл бұрын
Drinking game: take a shot everytime he says "evil" or "boots" or both
@diamondjub23184 жыл бұрын
plot twist, Evil Boots was Martha's Husband the whole time
@boc71044 жыл бұрын
That could've been interesting
@zacharyangelis65434 жыл бұрын
He was so excited to meet them
@andrewkidd-cooper45174 жыл бұрын
I thought that was who it was...technically it could be, since ya know...there is no ending
@shaiRSN4 жыл бұрын
B0gc ikr that was my theory XD
@julz3tt34 жыл бұрын
That would have been good but NO, we get nothing as to who this killer is.
@JuiceLabs5 жыл бұрын
liked before watching because I HATED this movie and my girlfriend liked it, we don't talk anymore. I like to think this movie was so poorly written it drove us apart
@ever61785 жыл бұрын
Oh god, just because a bad movie....
@wakko4935 жыл бұрын
It's okay because if you actually liked this movie then you're stupid
@selenaherrera20285 жыл бұрын
Your relationship must've been shitty to begin with, if a simple horror movie broke you two up...
@TheTrueSpottedStripe5 жыл бұрын
That is a stupid reason to break up with someone, you should be ashamed of yourself. There are plenty of films my mother loves that my dad absolutely hates but they have been married for nearly 18 years and counting. so if this film is the reason your relationship ended you never really loved her.
@thechannel84185 жыл бұрын
@@TheTrueSpottedStripe It's probably not a real story
@shelbycates76 жыл бұрын
the black boots scene in the open house would be so much better if instead of the music it was the squeaky boot noise from spongebob
@madvilliany16926 жыл бұрын
ShelbyCates I’ll take uh ... *S K W E A N K*
@Bettersucksaul5 жыл бұрын
ShelbyCates I need this as an edit
@Jackaloper3 жыл бұрын
funfact: I did a little research on the "Ha/lf" film, and I don't think it even ever came out. I found their facebook page and their last post (April 2018) was asking for people to support their go fund me
@iamfragileholdme44024 жыл бұрын
You gotta love how Martha is just fine, but the two main characters die.
@fear41735 жыл бұрын
So that's the reason dad never came back with the milk
@HullsColby5 жыл бұрын
Aw :| Well then.
@zippymiester64294 жыл бұрын
@FuntimeThylacine ! The joke.
@MichaelLeroi4 жыл бұрын
I want to thumb this up. But you already have 420 likes
@Raichu1594 жыл бұрын
@@MichaelLeroi reddit user
@adrianbooklecter75454 жыл бұрын
The cigarettes
@habitsrabbit6 жыл бұрын
so basically..jump scares that mean nothing. things leading to nothing..paranormal things that aren't paranormal. basically..this whole movie sucks and isn't written well..like what was the point of everything that happened especially when it isn't answered
@josephmajcan36606 жыл бұрын
ChaoticGamer o
@habitsrabbit6 жыл бұрын
o...?
@peedfarded6 жыл бұрын
Well the point of things not being answered was because it was a "who done it?" film. Those are usually meant to get you thinking about who was the killer and to come to your own conclusions. But this was just a fucking boring and horribly written movie all around, so most people don't even care about it enough to even think about it.
@rhyumrose45716 жыл бұрын
ChaoticGamer the entire point of the movie is that everyone does open houses and ANYONE can come in and kill u that’s the scare
@Brainjoy016 жыл бұрын
Why did Chris go into the basement? And why did he die?
@Aquacav2 жыл бұрын
i was expecting this guy to rip his eyeballs out but then he just carfully removed his contacts 🤦♂
@Pinely6 жыл бұрын
Wheres the purge part 3
@TheBanMan6 жыл бұрын
Pinely Where's the thinnining 2
@acanofbeans52096 жыл бұрын
wheres birdemic 3
@JP-yf2fk6 жыл бұрын
Where’s The Emoji Movie 2
@headcrabking90546 жыл бұрын
July 28 2019
@mocca36336 жыл бұрын
Where's Sharknado Re-revenge ??
@Beloyal25 жыл бұрын
Easy explanation : He’s hacking and using sneak 1000 mods
@QuackerHead-j5 жыл бұрын
Or noclip and airbreak.
@JustFF-xm1bb4 жыл бұрын
“I think this fuckers using a stealth boy”
@zeeb21904 жыл бұрын
Nah, he's Dio, who else does anything so petty?
@yocarter92214 жыл бұрын
@@zeeb2190 You mean DIO because DIO(part 3) is more evil and petty than Dio(part 1)
@TOG2854 жыл бұрын
Report him to the admins, he is using a hacked client.
@lhaviland86024 жыл бұрын
Mr. Evilboots: luckiest killer in horror movie history. He constantly fucks up at being sneaky but his victims are even dumber than him and don't catch on.
@quentinmartjno3 жыл бұрын
I have this one friend I've been watching horror movies with since *forever*. She's older and she's always been braver than me (I've always been terrified of anything horror) so she's always been the one to pick the movies, so I always thought she was some kind of all-knowing horror expert. In the last couple of years I've finally gotten over some of my fears so I've started watching some horror on my own, and I've started to enjoy some well-done horror movies. I still thought about her as *the expert*, though. Why I've written all this: the other day we were choosing a movie to watch and she wanted to watch this one cause she thought it was very good. My brain literally stopped working. My hero has fallen
@concept5631 Жыл бұрын
Salute to the fallen hero o7
@PsychologyStud6 жыл бұрын
When I hear "Evil Boots" I think of Boots from Dora the Explorer but with a dark color swap and a thick curly mustache
@sophia-ff4iv6 жыл бұрын
I can't get that picture out of my head now. XD
@hectorhellcat77836 жыл бұрын
Psychology Stud when I think of evil boots I think of the Cyclops from the spongebob movie
@memicusdankis42126 жыл бұрын
Psychology Stud this is a fever dream
@thatlonelygiraffeinc.69896 жыл бұрын
Cesar Puente It’s actually Bigger Boot.
@thenextgeneration90306 жыл бұрын
thats my oc
@chavezsmith39386 жыл бұрын
i bet evil boots could easily defeat Thanos...he just has to sneak up to him and steal the gauntlet while he's sleeping... heck, i bet he doesn't even have to wait till he's asleep or even sneak up to him...just walk up and take it
@RoTheeQueen5 жыл бұрын
Thats in the sequel
@lucascurrah60105 жыл бұрын
John Francis it is the most ambitious cross over movie of all time
@яненавижутебя-и5о6 жыл бұрын
'the moans of dylan minnette' were not something i had to hear, ever
@obesecatexpert5 жыл бұрын
MeowDraws i’m okay with it
@naheleshiriki54965 жыл бұрын
No one makes those noises while running of all things... like wtf, did not need to hear that.
@mattm24515 жыл бұрын
MeowDraws it’s something I’ve always wanted to hear.
@mynameissarah51173 жыл бұрын
@@naheleshiriki5496 They definitely did that shit on purpose
@mr_pidgeon82533 жыл бұрын
damm, evil boots would be one hell of a private investigator
@av4d6 жыл бұрын
Can we talk about the opening where he's running? What's the distance he's timing for? A mile? 5:07 is not good enough for the Olympics. It isn't even good enough for a high school varsity track race. That shit's really bothering me and I wanted to mention it.
@stevenpuckitt2126 жыл бұрын
In fairness the dad could just be a typical dad that is either ignorant or lying for encouragement. 5 minute mile is still a good speed. Did they ever mention what he was running for in the film? I can't even remember.
@Josh-es1zq6 жыл бұрын
Brittany Rose only a few people can do 4 minute miles
@av4d6 жыл бұрын
Brittany Rose my high school record was 4:35 and I didn't even place at state. Male Olympic times are sub 4 minutes. 5:07 is cutting it close on whether or not you'd do high school varsity, depending on how good the rest of your team is and how many are allowed to compete in varsity. But yeah, 5:07 isn't a super impressive time for high school. You won't see that usually at state meets unless a school is seriously lacking or their runner had a really shit day. 5:07 isn't even the average mile speed you'd see from top high school cross country 5Ks (which is slightly more than 3 miles, making a 5:07 average a 15:21, which is good but still not top of state level) Anywho, either the dad's a liar or this film doesn't know anything about running. I'll assume the latter. Soooo yeah, far from olympics material.
@urielkosovo51776 жыл бұрын
Steven Puckitt everyone who upvoted your comment is stupid, even the the uploader of this video. Any time below 5:30 for a mile is great! I’m sure all you guys can’t even run a mile in 6 minutes you lazy asses.
@urielkosovo51776 жыл бұрын
Clearly no one here did track and are just pulling records out their asses.
@consciouscode81504 жыл бұрын
You forgot the after credits stinger! Evil boots walks into another open house, making me think the whole movie was the director getting irrationally creeped out by open houses and trying to make it out like they're inviting serial killers into their homes.
@jac7198 Жыл бұрын
and it could have worked, if it was revealed what he did during that open house to set up a trap, opposed to just attack people w.o open house, and if it was revealed WHY
@PforPanthera6 жыл бұрын
I imagine this evil killer guy thinking up this plan to terrorize a family and he's just like "I got it! I'll keep turning their water heater off! How diabolical!"
@ukrainianmeme79366 жыл бұрын
"Delightfully devilish, Semor."
@biggeek2256 Жыл бұрын
I can picture him sitting in the basement while thinking about it
@whitemagus20002 жыл бұрын
Turns out that evil boots is mr. Ballens, who was just generating some murder mysteries for his channel to cover. He's a former navy seal with skills. Makes more sense than anything else.
@bowseryoutuber38818 ай бұрын
Best comment 🎉
@saminyead12334 жыл бұрын
Evil Boots is literally the most pointless villain in all movies.
@birdbrain65034 жыл бұрын
Pointless but amazing because christ that man has more sneak than my black cats in the dark
@saminyead12334 жыл бұрын
@@birdbrain6503 I know, right? XD I wish we could select him as an option in a stealth game.
@miqseri4 жыл бұрын
Yeah but he's cool
@duhgucci31614 жыл бұрын
He fucked around and still killed them in the end
@mattreynolds44884 жыл бұрын
@@saminyead1233 Evil Boots is coming to Modern Warfare Season 5 but he's only useable on night time maps.
@slimkt6 жыл бұрын
Part of me wonders if the reason we get all these weird setups that lead to nowhere is that the writers intended to do a lot more but for the sake of budget and/or runtime constraints, a lot of the payoff ended up on the cutting room floor. Seemed like a rush job to edit and push it out onto Netflix.
@punkybrewstar836 жыл бұрын
Good theory. I was thinking, if the intense awfullness that is 13 reasons why is your claim to fame, you surely would try to find a decent project to work on. However, maybe it started off okay, and then they had to change it.
@torvasdh6 жыл бұрын
Black Boots graduated in the top of his class in the Navy Seals. He was involved in numerous raids on Al-Quaeda with over 300 confirmed kills. He's trained in gorilla warfare and is believed to be the top sniper in the entirety of the US armed forces. What he did during this movie was just a routine training exercise put together by the very ELITE of the US government to test his skills.
@yeetasaurusrex3065 жыл бұрын
*Guerilla
@kicsplays5 жыл бұрын
Torva facts
@unlimited-edge5 жыл бұрын
Yeetasaurus Rex it’s incorrectly spelled in the original
@suetan3 жыл бұрын
one of the characters has the same name as me, and everytime Elvis says it, my neck breaks when I turn my head to look at the screen and see what he wants from me
@Zonatewalter74 жыл бұрын
Unbeknownst to Logan and the audience, Logan's father was actually a notorious KGB double spy who defected to CIA and moved to United States to settle into his new life. However as the past catches up to him, he was spotted by the coldest ex-super spy/assassin/ KGB and consequently, his family was targeted by him out of revenge and duty, as he discovered that Logan's father was conditioning Logan to be a sleeper agent (Hence how Logan's running speed exceded those of Olympic Athletes). As the ex-KGB stalk Logan, he had to meticulously observe Logan and psychologically disarm him, as to not accidently trigger Logan's sleeper agent conscience. Finally, after planning his final master plan (from breaking into Logan's house almost daily) he finally executed it in the middle of one faithful night: destabilised Logan by killing his mother and remove his contact to further weaken him, the almost blind Logan was finally cornered and eliminated for good. Btw, Martha was a deadly CIA wetwork operative under a guise of harmless old lady, who was sent to keep a tab on Logan without his knowledge and to eliminate Evil Boots. Sadly the sneak master Evil Boots proved too elusive for her, even though she was close to getting him in the wood during the night, and she failed her mission to protect one of the most potential asset of the CIA.
@TOG2854 жыл бұрын
If this is actually Canon, then great, if not, you are a great writer.
@ladymoniquevonmolendorff53044 жыл бұрын
This is fantastic, well done! Now I'm mad that it's not the actual story. Why is it that the comments section has 100% better ideas than the writers?
@brendonian40974 жыл бұрын
I want this story
@miu__m4 жыл бұрын
this is already 60590x better than the actual story
@jamez4704 жыл бұрын
This comment made me laugh so hard.
@strawtaerry4 жыл бұрын
*When I see the boots I think of that one episode of spongebob where he had those super tall squeaky boots on*
@botttproductions1504 жыл бұрын
Evil boots isn't evil He's just misunderstood and doesn't know how to make friends
@tiaaaron32783 жыл бұрын
He lives in a sOciEtY!
@Anya-P3 жыл бұрын
i mean..... i'm sure killing people probably isn't helping much in that department
@Jinxbreaker3 жыл бұрын
@@Anya-P he is still learning
@Anya-P3 жыл бұрын
@@Jinxbreaker oh of course, my mistake
@visassess86072 жыл бұрын
Misunderstood Boots
@KingoftheChudsАй бұрын
My parents own a mountain home in NC. Some mountain homes need landlines because in very rural areas surrounding by high mountains cell coverage is spotty and even nonexistent in some areas, we still have a corded phone from the 1980s in there. Works perfect. That’s the only reason I can think of as to why a house much much newer has one
@gimmebackmyarm5 жыл бұрын
“WHAT Chris has evil boots?! Is Chris Evil Boots??”
@nigelisinsane71395 жыл бұрын
Found out next time on GO FUCK YOURSELF
@katyt74705 жыл бұрын
That was my second favourite line, after the "Relentless douche". 😛
@SassySmall16 жыл бұрын
They could have had a character pissed at the mom and kid, for staying in the house. The character could have been crazy thinking it's their house, that the house belonged to their grandfather or something. Or had some kind of gas leak in the house, that made the mother and kid have hallucinations of an intruder (symbolic of grief maybe). That at the end it is revealed all the damage and deaths were self inflicted, that they went crazy and took their own lives.
@deklancassells9426 жыл бұрын
Mate that's so fucking good
@SassySmall16 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@Banoffeenyx6 жыл бұрын
Write a script. If they can do this trash, then I bet you could do so much better tbh
@bosempuchane56316 жыл бұрын
I like the second suggestion. It's kind of like Babadook.
@130nu6 жыл бұрын
The gas leak was something i thought it was going to be as the kid got slower and sick as he ran! But nopr just pure trash
@jakolay69xd326 жыл бұрын
honestly you should make this into a series where you critisize bad netflix movies id totally watch that XD
@liacedeno43826 жыл бұрын
Jakolay69 xD I would totally watch it too
@27EeYOrE103 жыл бұрын
The nose bleeding.... I have that too... If I get really excited or anxious or so my nose starts to bleed, often without me even noticing it.
@sandtrap1756 жыл бұрын
Horror movie concept: the horror villian is paranoid, and when ever he/she tries to kill someone he/she always second geusses themself and ends up not being able to kill anyone. And he/she is always thinking stuff like "what if they don't trip 400 times in the forest, what then?" and "what if they're faster then me?"
@glitter.gollum69845 жыл бұрын
@Draydin Bardon ooooh just looked it up and it has simon pegg in it!
@nicolajvangsgaard61444 жыл бұрын
Alien: "If you're worried about spoilers" Me: "Im not" Alien: "Just dont" Me: "I dont" Alien: "Because u shouldnt see it" Me: "I did see it" Alien: "Dont see it" Me: "I did" Alien: "Its a waste of time" Me: "That should be the plot description of the movie" This is better dialouge than the entirety of the movies dialouge btw
@thecarbgoblin4 жыл бұрын
Burned
@lotussavage12834 жыл бұрын
I just watched this movie 40 minutes ago and when he said that i had the same dialogue in my head
@blondezeke66403 жыл бұрын
I can't believe I actually watched this
@Turtle-Front4 жыл бұрын
“Who still uses land lines?” People who live in the mountains that don’t always have service where they live. Plus some old people aren’t willing to move onto new technology and prefer to stick with what they know
@christalcavanaugh4 жыл бұрын
We have a corded phone that works when the power goes out up on the mountain
@christalcavanaugh4 жыл бұрын
Blue Fingers how is having a landline “backwards?”
@ollah44 жыл бұрын
I mean... In our country like.. A LOT of people still use landline D:
@R1ptide_Drag0n4 жыл бұрын
I live in Appalachia and we keep a landline in case of a storm.
@kedarunzi91394 жыл бұрын
Yeah I can see people living in remote areas using landlines
@PeterSivazak3 жыл бұрын
You are are trooper for sitting through this whole film Elvis. This looks PAINFUL.
@biggeek2256 Жыл бұрын
It IS painful
@arthur.47325 жыл бұрын
Actually Evil Boots is an admin of the server, he did /tp Logan
@TheRealCptObvious16 жыл бұрын
Evil Boots is the cutest name for a killer
@Lastlineshow6 жыл бұрын
How did this get a budget and actors and everything. Who green lit this. Who watched this after the final edit and said, love it send it to Netflix. I have so many more questions.
@zarlei60486 жыл бұрын
LAST-LINE Same dude. Sometimes I feel like the execs or whoever decides are so fucking out of touch. Even I could make better decisions. "Narcos huh? Seems interesting and topical. Very good, what else? Open House? Pointless plot, bad writing, ridiculous premises, writers who don't know what chekhovs gun is? Hmm, fuck outta here. Literally what is the point of this movie, it is absolutely ridiculous.
@Lastlineshow6 жыл бұрын
Dr LMAO if it weren’t for Elvis’s commentary I feel like I just watched nothing. Nothing in this movie mattered lol.
@marlom78826 жыл бұрын
LAST-LINE you forget. ITS FUCKING NETFLIX.
@winterycold6 жыл бұрын
Netflix is pretty much know for such bad movies and awful anime remakes. They only have some good original shows. I feel like their execs and the whole other team just try so hard to be different, edgy and good that they miss the basics of a good production.
@tonypeppermint53296 жыл бұрын
Someone who thought this was good enough. God damn.
@Robert-bb6jm3 жыл бұрын
I think that the pile of wood and stones was actually the entrance into the house for Evil Boots and probably was covering an exit tunnel outside the house. Logan didn't check how solid that pile was. He could have easily removed a part to enter from outside and put it back after leaving. That's why probably the police didn't find anyone when searching the house. And Evil Boots probably lived with Martha as someone said and was entering the house only at night