Wind Cancer, Massive Dumps, and Babies: Songify the News #18

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A wary nation becomes aware of the dangers of combining wind cancer with massive dumps.
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Lyrics:
This is Ronald reagan of course
Riding on a dinosaur
A rocket launcher, a machine gun,
Unmistakable patriotism
Reagan is super strapped
Holding up a tattered American flag
This is the real solution to climate change:
Babies.
American babies
They’ll fix our problems
American babies, babieees
American babies
So we don’t have to solve ‘em
American babies, babieeees
The real solution to climate change is:
Fall in love and make some frickin’ babies
My aspiration
American babies, babies
Is population
American babies, babies x2
Wind
I know a lot about wind, wind’s not so good.
No, it doesn’t blow, you can forget about television
windmills, the noise causes cancer,
kills all the people
windmills, just like a graveyard,
they wipe out the bald eagles
wind cancer, rahr rahr
wind cancer, rahr rahr
Do they call cancer just give us an answer
The science tells us no.
Julian Assange said there would be a,
quote, massive dump
Said there would be a massive dump
So Mr. Trump
Was aware of the upcoming dump?
Yes.
Though, sir, I don’t know whether he knew
What the substance of the dump was
Only that there was going to be a dump
On speakerphone? Yes.
And he was aware of that before the dump occurred? Yessir.
Going to be a dump, a massive dump
A massive dump, quote, massive dump,
A dump
I am ashamed that I chose to take part in the cover-up
The cover-up of the dump, a massive dump
A massive dump, quote massive dump
A dump! I pray the country doesn’t see the dump
I did many times
How many times?
50 times? More.
100 times? More.
200 times? More.
500 times? Probably.
It is painful to admit
And so I lied about it
Massive dump
Was that disruptive?
(blaring air horn)
Was that disruptive?
I know that you mean no disrespect
But 10 years now for current events
We’re like Oprah out here giving out bops
Hit that horn and bring the drop
(blaring air horn)
How much louder do you want it
More
10 times? More.
25 times? More.
16,000 times? More.
American babies
A massive dump
American babies, babies
Wind cancer, massive dump
wind cancer, rahr rahr
American babies
riding on a dinosaur
rahr rahr, american babies
Sharks with fricking lasers on their heads
feat. Mike Lee, Donald Trump, Elijah Cummings, Michael Cohen, Peter Welch, Jackie Speier, Joe Cunningham airhorn soloist

[@schmoyoho]

Anyone watching this who is a 0-year-old baby, thanks for fixing our disasters 🙏 / get the tracks & goodies on our Schmotreon: patreon.com/gregorybrothers replay buttons: *wind cancer*: 0:59 massive dumps: 1:29 even more massive dumps: 1:52 air horn that we did not edit into video: 2:23 dinosaurs, aquaman, and babies: 0:14 mining for gold: 2:09

[@hurd3203]

Thank god for them babies!

[@Zantagiro]

i'm 7!

[@conkerlive101]

Auto tune the news really brings me back 10 years God damn.

[@jerokterojokke3356]

My 4 month old daughter Evelyn watched this, she just stared and started crying. But she likes it when I sing 'Sunny D and Rum' to her. I'm a great father.

[@actualnotanewbie]

My brother is due in two months and says you're welcome.

[@smedrick]

This is fantastic and I don't know what's real anymore.

[@Dagobert_McDuck]

Me neither.

[@spankeyfish]

Did the American Babies presentation actually happen?

[@aetherel]

@@spankeyfish Indeed it did -- kzbin.info/www/bejne/qXyVaIGQpNNkZ9k

[@bohosoul13]

Ikr

[@icelandicrex5330]

smedrick this is real

[@anti-roxas850]

2:14 *if somebody asked me how many times I'll listen to this song.....*

[@schmoyoho]

2:45

[@imaybestupid9707]

@@schmoyoho Hi daddy

[@imaybestupid9707]

@@schmoyoho u r my favorite dad btw

[@Regener8Plays]

schmoyoho I was just about to comment that time stamp XD

[@TheDoubleDeuced]

10 times?

[@Maladictus]

Thank you for introducing me to the term "display of dumbitude"

[@schmoyoho]

with great dumbitude comes great responsibility

[@bdf2718]

@@schmoyoho With great dumbitude comes the great responsibility to use it for great evil. Trump is doing the best he can to live up to that.

[@Wortlethal]

@@bdf2718 this was a quality post.. until you knocked.

[@yaanonymous9663]

So that's what DoD stands for

[@jacksonandrews8714]

With great dumbitude comes great responsibility to improve. Very few can accomplish that, and Trump is no exception

[@TheRealSullyG]

Instant classic. Amazing, as always!

[@schmoyoho]

🙏🙏🙏 in the words of drake, censored for radio, You Da You Da Best 🙏💖💗

[@mohammedfakeih7637]

The Otamatone Whisperer has arrived

[@gregorybrothers]

HAPPY AUTO-TUNE-IVERSARY TO EVERYONE--we love you like you're all Gregorys 💖💗💘 we're gonna make something schpecial this month for the occasion, so stay tuned (by stay tuned, we mean keep watching this channel for the next 547 hours, just a brief binge)

[@Snapmare_]

That is a very interesting picture of aquaman

[@Jesse80085]

"I'd like to apologize to all my ancestors for this display of dumbitude" ~schmoyoho 2019

[@parus6422]

aww, I kind of thought it was a refreshing deconstruction

[@Jesse80085]

Valid

[@Marialla.]

OMG I just typed the same comment up above. DARN! Guess I'd better go back and erase it. thumbs up for you though!

[@Jesse80085]

@@Marialla. thank you!

[@toruno7710]

Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame. Shame... You get it.

[@ikkuhishikawa7982]

My favourite series is back! Never forget to hibernate those penguins and protect the American babies

[@schmoyoho]

if you don't HIBERNATE those penguins after you SMASH that bell, YT will delete this video

[@TheBrazilRules]

I would prefer you penguin on me instead of hibernating the penguins.

[@endergamez8354]

If he actually said those things about windmills causing cancer then we are more doomed then I thought

[@PrettyWhenICry83]

He did...

[@franklance9167]

Watch this to see him say it. kzbin.info/www/bejne/jYeZZ3WiiNScgrM

[@hurd3203]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/sKm0fqaibN5kebs

[@NotAGoodUsername360]

I mean, in a VEEEEERY loose sense, he's not wrong in that stress correlates (not causes) with cancer, and excessive noise causes stress and poor sleep, which is why real estate near trains, airports, and theme parks are worthless and a lot of places have noise bylaws and laws... But just saying "windmills cause cancer" is just stupid when you say it that way

[@franklance9167]

@@NotAGoodUsername360 Even that's debatable. www.cancer.gov/about-cancer/coping/feelings/stress-fact-sheet "Although stress can cause a number of physical health problems, the evidence that it can cause cancer is weak. Some studies have indicated a link between various psychological factors and an increased risk of developing cancer, but others have not."

[@5MadMovieMakers]

Wait did that guy actually have an airhorn or what

[@schmoyoho]

it's a real thing that happened: kzbin.info/www/bejne/laaunmqaZZh_pJI

[@bdf2718]

Yes. And he was actually making a sensible point with it. That may surprise you, given the intense level of crazy exhibited by most of the politicians in the video. Somebody from the Trump maladministration claimed that seismig airgun blasting in the oceans weren't a problem for whales. So the politician let off an air-horn and asked how that felt.

[@ikkuhishikawa7982]

@@bdf2718 No matter what you do A whale is gonna die

[@TheBrazilRules]

I tought that was a Schmoyoho guest LOL

[@twaggytheatricks4960]

@@ikkuhishikawa7982 Yeah, bit by that logic, go around and murder people. They'll die anyway, right? And I know it's not the same, I'm just saying that "they'll die anyway" isn't _really_ an excuse you can use for anything, simply because then it can become the foundation of any unethical or needlessly destructive behavior. Like the ocean's ecosystem.

[@Cyranek]

what was in the massive dump?

[@schmoyoho]

we need to hold another 8 hour hearing to discover more, call your congresspeople

[@Sharrp]

hi

[@Floedekage]

@@Sharrp hi. 😊

[@sungoddessamaterasu5439]

shit

[@CorruptDB]

Corn. A whole lot of corn.

[@LoveLee_Dreamer]

What is... What is happening in this country right now? I feel like none if this would make any more sense with context.

[@phyvo]

Apparently Airhorn guy was making a counter-point against someone in the Trump adminstration who claimed that seismic airgun blasts in the ocean wouldn't bother whales. I have no idea how to make sense of sign man.

[@LoveLee_Dreamer]

@@phyvo Yeah sign man is on some other level. He might be talking about the declining birth rates in the US but his generation made it financially difficult for most people to have kids and support them 😂

[@SoleaGalilei]

The guy with the signs was acting silly on purpose to try to say that a bill introduced by the other party didn't deserve to be taken seriously. It kind of backfired.

[@aetherel]

Sign guy is U.S. Senator Mike Lee kzbin.info/www/bejne/qXyVaIGQpNNkZ9k

[@l3m0nw4t3r]

Havent even played it yet. but god ive missed Songify the news!

[@Annihilasian]

Man, I never realized how long it's been since the last one

[@Weaklytune]

@@Annihilasian ikr

[@eisernfront8549]

If windmills can cause cancer, just imagine what a massive dump can cause.

[@Schnikemotha]

This series is turning 10 years old in 2 days and it's still this channel's best and most underrated content. Thank you, schmoyoho.

[@schmoyoho]

none of them have reached 10 million views, WE MUST FIX THIS

[@CandCfans101]

I knew this was coming the moment I saw Mike Lee spend 20 minutes of CSPAN airtime shitposting.

[@savagetuner2404]

Which was the best event in american history.

[@Arbrax]

we need Songify the News to return

[@krudmonger]

I've missed this series so much.

[@mustardyboi4187]

I was hoping for this ever since I saw Senator Mike Lee’s propositions.

[@schmoyoho]

the disney people were right, dreams DO COME TRUE

[@ZandoFox]

fuck mike lee. -utah resident

[@savagetuner2404]

@@ZandoFox He's still cooler than you. And the entire state. What do you polygamy weebs have anyway?? Mormons and salt?

[@jepersprepur2809]

Ok ok Ok Ok Who What And Why Was this man randomly showing fan art in one of the biggest areas of government

[@lilianahudler4378]

In order to attack the green New Deal, specifically a bunch of parts of the green New Deal that don't exist that he and his party we're pretending existed. Basically he was doing something ridiculous to show that stuff can be... Ridiculous. Honestly it doesn't even make sense under that framework, but that is why he did

[@tunixx740]

Jepersprepur BECAUSE HES AWESOME XD LOL

[@brandonmccoy6380]

Anyone: So, what kind of music do you listen to? Me: It's complicated...

[@gpc_4279]

Thanks to Evan and Sarah for doing their part to stop climate change.

[@Titaniumbunny24]

Wow ten years. Happy anniversary and thanks for all the awesome work you've made over the years!! ♥

[@BeastCyborg]

2:09 : Nose picking game is on FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE \m/

[@agentbrickschannel4523]

😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣i have never seen it, it's hilarious

[@kristofor14]

MOAR SONGIFY THE NEWS there's so much good material, CONSTANTLY

[@schmoyoho]

WE CAN'T KEEP UP, THE AUTO-TUNE MACHINE IS CLOGGED WITH ALL THE C-SPAN

[@kristofor14]

@@schmoyoho *shudder* so much.....c-span...

[@thetheflyinghawaiian]

10 years ago when they started songify the news they had no idea how crazy things would actually get.

[@schmoyoho]

we thought we were just havin a lark but accidentally predicted the future 😭😭😭

[@sakurabuffet_3439]

I can’t wait for the presidential debates to be songified

[@thewildebeest7794]

Happy almost Autotunniversary (or however that’s spelled)! You guys have remained the kings (and queen) of making all of these songs for 10 years! This one especially had those vibes of the original videos, complete with weird ass proposals and presentations on C-SPAN. Here’s to the future!

[@schmoyoho]

🙏💖🙏💖🙏💖

[@Poppacap79]

The fact that you did the “auto tune the news” jingle at the end made my heart happy.

[@demboislife3755]

Ah, a new "Songify the News" - The rarest of Songifications. Good stuff.

[@aoBubs]

10 years and these are still great as ever

[@Sumtinrandom]

I looked up some of the sources for these videos. The USA's political landscape is a carnival.

[@aetherel]

You're absolutely right. Signed, a deeply concerned American

[@callenwagner6913]

My coworkers /say/ they hate me for playing this at max volume once a day for a month. ...but i know they love it.

[@dustinrobbins7313]

That super autotuned part where he says "16000 times" is so fire

[@NicanorL1]

I always look forward to songify the news, theyre very fun to listen to

[@OwenLearnsDrawing]

Before I even get into the song, I would like to applaud your use of the Oxford comma, seen in the title. Thank you Schmoyoho, very cool!

[@nathanalbritton5054]

This video cured my wind cancer. Thank you Schmoyoho!

[@jybong2219]

Dad: what are you watching? Me: News

[@farheenfatima7712]

The thing I love the most about this video is the jerky editing of Andrew's part into the congress to make it seem more real.... These little details and the melodies are just

[@marcmcpherson8365]

@schmoyoho please bring us some more songify the news!

[@3um]

The real schmoyoho is back! MORE NEWS PLEASE!

[@liwu11]

Makes my day every time! So glad you’ve delivered again 👍

[@henriquebregieira6523]

Mike Lee: jokes about the Green New Deal Schmoyoho: jokes about Mike Lee

[@aetherel]

Unfortunately the kids are already trying to solve the climate problem -- to outright opposition from the adults

[@Captc5766]

Katerina Aetherel be assured they didn’t come up with that on their own.

[@DSan-kl2yc]

It's a small group but these old people have no sense of dread over it since they've lived a long life and using that past experience, to them everything is fine. Plus they get offended at even any kind of change to a ridiculous extent

[@aetherel]

@Russell Jordan Protests are just hopes and dreams?

[@aetherel]

@@DSan-kl2yc I don't think we should blame them for generalizing from past experience; we all do it from time to time. But it's more important to pay attention to facts over induction when available. And there are plenty of facts! climate.nasa.gov

[@aetherel]

@Russell Jordan Of course peaceful protest is always preferable -- but what does that have to do with your "hopes and dreams" comment?

[@Salmoned]

YES PLEASE KEEP THEM COMING!! Sending my love! Turtles and Legalize it are my all time favourites!

[@gothicwhore9469]

This is the most beautiful thing I’ve heard in my life, lmao

[@radicaledward3783]

This song cured my wind cancer, didn't even know i had it, it's THAT good.

[@Turbon]

Lol same

[@Frosty_Lawn]

Trump unleashing a massive dump is coming back. Will we see a sequel?

[@schmoyoho]

STAY TUNED

[@Weaklytune]

@@schmoyoho Lmao

[@bobbyhalick]

HAPPY 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!

[@schmoyoho]

THANKS & HIGH FIVES FROM AFAR

[@MrJLCharbonneau]

Also an excellent way to sum up the whole Admn- A quote, ‘massive dump’.🤓👍

[@cavx]

Wow, can't believe I've been listening to these songs for ten years.

[@organicsugarcones3397]

Oh dang. This one is really good. Really glad you guys are making them again, love you!

[@2moges]

I want to add that the zoom in on Michael is awesome and the lighting blends very well. This is all in addition to the great song. I will ask my parents to sign up for your patreon as well as ERB. Fuck all the haters you guys rock and have for a decade.

[@bribwan1bribwan135]

Lol I can’t believe that happened.

[@Bergensape]

[Ideocracy intensifies]

[@amarion3871]

Okay, so I was just watching this video for the seventeenth time and I just realized at 2:42 Andrew's name thing says Mr. Mister. Damnit Schmo! You've always got something up your sleeve.

[@aomine6817]

love the Dump part XDDDD

[@amarion3871]

Schmo uploads a video while I'm in school: Me:CAN I PLEEAAAASSSSEEEEE GO TO THE BATHROOM???!!! But in all seriousness Schmo, this one was a JAM. Favorite part was when Trump was going on and on about windmills and wind-cancer. And holy frick. it's been 10 years of auto tune/songify the news? It really doesn't feel like I've been a fan for THAT long.

[@MrLronhubbard2000]

I heard the air horn and I thought it was a collab with Vic Berger for a moment.

[@shadowsinmymind9]

That would be amazing

[@schmoyoho]

same

[@georgethompson3763]

@@schmoyoho So, is the collab coming? This would break the internet.

[@devil69goddess]

_Word of the Day_ *Dumb-uh-tude*

[@Mewse]

I know I'm late to your channel, but I am so happy I found your channel.

[@Chesterton7]

Brilliant. Loved the camera shakes.

[@schmoyoho]

we gotta give it up for the c-span cinematographers

[@lazyperfectionist1]

🎶 Don't leave me swinging in the wind 🎶 🎶 Until November, until November 🎶

[@TKGriffiths]

PLEASE do a full version of Trump's wind cancer part. Banging tune.

[@Turbon]

Lmao ikr

[@Flargenyargen]

This series will always be my favorite thing. Happy birthday, Autotune the News!

[@Dermatillomaniac]

If only we knew then what displays of dumbitude were in store for 2020!!!

[@NightFlyStudio]

"I pray the country doesn't see the dump" Damn.

[@raymonhabat]

After extensive research the substance of the massive dump was never found

[@schmoyoho]

nice new avatar!

[@bdf2718]

The massive dump put on a bizarre wig and is living in the White House.

[@Static_Thunder]

This gave me vibes of songify the news #5, my favorite of all. Well done 👍

[@CarlosCastro-gt3ir]

After a year! Wow y’all are amazing! Keep it up.

[@GrumpyAboutEverything]

Why all of a sudden I wanted to hear this?

[@AldeasTylsanas]

It has been a long time since you didn't make a songify the news this good :D

[@Sleepy_Mailman]

More Songify The News please!

[@LollipopCop]

R.I.P Elijah Cummings

[@GameByGame]

Came here to see if anyone had posted this

[@CrouTheBlackwing]

0:30 & 2:24 are my personal replay buttons cause those are my favorite parts

[@SirNeutral]

Thank you Schmoyoho for all you do! We need that talented humorizing to keep our sanities intact! Or... partially intact!

[@michaelklos1]

Laughing out loud 🫵🤣🤙

[@shameless5445]

One of your best tbh

[@gustavowidman4665]

This should be qualified as its own genre of music

[@veththecourier8336]

That 16.000 times part is cool though.Really nice autotune schmoyoho ☺

[@sayhibobbi]

Press F to pay respect to Senator Junkie Einstein, who didn't get to drop any bars in this one.

[@submarineinthesky8946]

I know I shouldn't, but this is the only way I can stomach getting news anymore.

[@CosmiaNebula]

2:53 We can capture, a Mastodon!

[@showyourstripes]

The greatest series on the internet is back!

[@Poppacap79]

Back again for another listen and the only thing I’m missing from this one is Katy Coo Baby Boo. Happy anniversary, anyway!

[@HarveyDentalfloss]

The old gods of KZbin have blessed us again!

[@SpaceWaveKitty]

Rererererer: a windmill

[@KonohaElite14]

“16,000 timesssssssss...” “... more”

[@cws006]

16,000 times more please!

[@hopelesswatermelon8543]

"I would like to apologize to all my ancestors who are ghosts right now for this display of dumbitude" 😂

[@magic8ball237]

That American babies line became x100000 more nefarious

[@darthjekyll3648]

kekekekekekkek

[@TTVArgusGuy]

Yay my favorite series is back

[@Swagmonsterr]

these get better and better everytime ugh i love it

[@ShifuCareaga]

This is really well done.

[@EbinShini]

Oh the irony when the most absurd and hilarious parts of the video actually arent edited and are totally in the real context : D

[@Poppacap79]

I love it. Haven’t even watched all of it yet. Still, I love it.

[@platonkift8307]

I am waiting for Songify 2020

[@snehaprakash8097]

When u gonna songify stranger things??

[@schmoyoho]

A+ request, 11 screaming w/ auto-tune would sound divine

[@snehaprakash8097]

schmoyoho my thoughts exactly- alternatively: ‘Will’- theme and variations by Joyce Byers

[@chubbs2067]

Why haven’t these babies figured out global warming yet? I mean how many naps do they need?