Former NASA Astronaut Explains How Food Is Different in Space | WIRED

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@frank3manuel
@frank3manuel 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm not saying I switched food dots.." "You're the only one who gained weight in space!"
@mistymorgan8068
@mistymorgan8068 5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao!!
@buffya8012
@buffya8012 5 жыл бұрын
“I’m not saying I ever did this...” he totally did ,you just know it lol
@boozywiener4189
@boozywiener4189 5 жыл бұрын
Lol, he totally switched them. I'd probably do the same
@livegwendolyne6783
@livegwendolyne6783 4 жыл бұрын
Rude
@luciamogashoa9683
@luciamogashoa9683 4 жыл бұрын
🤣 🤣 🤣 He definetly switched
@codycouture1
@codycouture1 5 жыл бұрын
"As you become an experienced astronaut, you realize that those dots are just stickers" LOL
@37thraven
@37thraven 5 жыл бұрын
It takes a PhD and command experience to understand space, lowly civilian. We have a complex system of governance: "Stee Kar"
@hamdaanchalky7724
@hamdaanchalky7724 5 жыл бұрын
37thraven at least we’re not lonely civilians.
@awkwardlycast5801
@awkwardlycast5801 5 жыл бұрын
I'm a master in aerospace engineer and private pilot. Heliocentric model is a lie. Earth is flat and stationary. You'll find my credentials at the end of this pamphlet I wrote: steemit.com/science/@bonapathy/4th-edition-of-a-pilot-and-engineer-s-handbook-to-flat-earth-truth
@johntheux9238
@johntheux9238 5 жыл бұрын
@@awkwardlycast5801 Shut up!
@Midwest4x4f150
@Midwest4x4f150 5 жыл бұрын
Awkwardly Cast you sir, are not to bright
@joshisnot11
@joshisnot11 5 жыл бұрын
I love how he starts out saying "Their dot" and "Your dot" but ends saying "Your dot" and "my dot" haha "I'm gonna eat that." Love this guy.
@xser4321
@xser4321 5 жыл бұрын
Mike Massimino: In space it's different. Lighting Guy: My time has come.
@GtheMVP
@GtheMVP 5 жыл бұрын
haha, perfectly put!
@luise213
@luise213 5 жыл бұрын
lmaoo
@charile
@charile 5 жыл бұрын
"In space, it's different" 🗿
@salmasky9739
@salmasky9739 4 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at this. 😂
@PRdeSO
@PRdeSO 4 жыл бұрын
Actually it's his own Spaceman superpower, the whole planet shifts 90 degrees when he says "In space it's different".
@alxuria
@alxuria 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm not saying I ever did this" - "I was one of the only astronauts to gain weight"
@shellyb2042
@shellyb2042 4 жыл бұрын
Lmbo
@tennistributeshd6740
@tennistributeshd6740 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@lukem118
@lukem118 4 жыл бұрын
he would be a terrible room mate.
@morgan8404
@morgan8404 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@natteft6593
@natteft6593 4 жыл бұрын
Disclaimer: "don't try this at ... ISS!"
@LoveBaseballLove
@LoveBaseballLove 4 жыл бұрын
I love that he talks about Italian food with more passion than the Space science things lol.
@FarmerFpv
@FarmerFpv 4 жыл бұрын
Well, he is an FBI, full-blooded Italian. Italian food is amazing!
@jigyajithazarika3510
@jigyajithazarika3510 3 жыл бұрын
isnt the topic `food in space`?
@anandygittens268
@anandygittens268 3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking he is an Italian the way he looks and speaks, he should check his bloodline and see.
@bransonjallim2620
@bransonjallim2620 3 жыл бұрын
@@anandygittens268 in a article it said he took the flag Sicily on his first space mission
@anandygittens268
@anandygittens268 3 жыл бұрын
@@bransonjallim2620 beautiful to know thank you for the info much appreciated.
@shannonshackelford7253
@shannonshackelford7253 5 жыл бұрын
“In space...it’s different” *dramatic light transition* 😂😂 cracked me up every time
@horstherbert35
@horstherbert35 5 жыл бұрын
they prolly do that with a crossfader and a soundboard to add the dramatic sound effect, too.
@sergiolandz6056
@sergiolandz6056 5 жыл бұрын
because its a bunch of crap, they are actors. Seriously, they are always acting like its a joke or add funny things to keep the sheeps mind active. The only thing nasa sent in space is your imagination.
@barcaleicleic7781
@barcaleicleic7781 5 жыл бұрын
You can’t get ‘pizza’ how ironic you would make such a reference. Now where is the science with all the money you spent. No we get endless videos of people eating, doing summersaults and idiots playing with water. Get the fuc£ out of here. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@87aggietim
@87aggietim 5 жыл бұрын
​@@sergiolandz6056 I am doing research on conspiracy theorist. What is your age and education level?
@gz200451
@gz200451 5 жыл бұрын
so unnecessary
@db-wt8lb
@db-wt8lb 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm not saying I ever did this" ... as he's going over it in detail.
@reii_uxu_
@reii_uxu_ 5 жыл бұрын
Well, he doesn't like asparagus so..🤷‍♀️
@jamesrichard6377
@jamesrichard6377 5 жыл бұрын
🤦‍♂️🤣🤣🤣
@MAGGOT_VOMIT
@MAGGOT_VOMIT 2 жыл бұрын
FML!! When ur on the I.S.S. and try to use a salt shaker you smuggled onboard and the top came flying off. {0.o}
@donaldotrumpriguez2024
@donaldotrumpriguez2024 Ай бұрын
the next question should be how is stealing different in space ?
@fanofCOH
@fanofCOH 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like his mission commander ate alot of asparagus.
@ananyav.551
@ananyav.551 4 жыл бұрын
I love this comment lol
@RoyFizzle
@RoyFizzle 3 жыл бұрын
Who tf is the admin who gave me 300 pouches of asparagus!?
@julesb2415
@julesb2415 3 жыл бұрын
Cut to Mike with empty packs of shrimp cocktail floating around him
@housekilla457
@housekilla457 5 жыл бұрын
I like to think that there is another astronaut somewhere watching this like “I knew it! That thieving son of a...”.
@pathologicaldoubt
@pathologicaldoubt 4 жыл бұрын
In Space, no one can hear your cries for vengeance.
@tennistributeshd6740
@tennistributeshd6740 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@ATvee
@ATvee 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@SherlockArrow
@SherlockArrow 4 жыл бұрын
20 years later still thinking about where his shrimp cocktail went off to 😂
@xl6941
@xl6941 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@danielmadsen8047
@danielmadsen8047 5 жыл бұрын
“So how do you become a good astronaut?” “You lock the straw”
@WtfYoutube_YouSuck
@WtfYoutube_YouSuck 5 жыл бұрын
this liar is so deep in the conspiracy his brain no longer works.
@courtneycox9377
@courtneycox9377 5 жыл бұрын
@@WtfKZbin_YouSuck what are you even talking about?🤦🏼‍♀️
@Yawyna124
@Yawyna124 5 жыл бұрын
@@courtneycox9377 They're self-describing, perhaps?
@JOSEPH-vs2gc
@JOSEPH-vs2gc 5 жыл бұрын
if your a clever enough astronaut, you can switch the dots.
@chuggaa100
@chuggaa100 4 жыл бұрын
@@WtfKZbin_YouSuck Yikes
@michaelakakrack1281
@michaelakakrack1281 5 жыл бұрын
“I was one of the few guys to gain weight in space... they were amazed”
@crystalinabacteria3430
@crystalinabacteria3430 4 жыл бұрын
Lot of dot switching
@JacquelineUnderwood
@JacquelineUnderwood 4 жыл бұрын
Michelle Ingram I wonder how much of his fellow astronauts’ weight loss is attributable to his dot switching, if he actually gained weight 😂
@crystalinabacteria3430
@crystalinabacteria3430 4 жыл бұрын
@@JacquelineUnderwood Haha if Had been there I eoukd have had a fight with him . I hate people touching my food😝😝😝
@JacquelineUnderwood
@JacquelineUnderwood 4 жыл бұрын
Michelle Ingram sounds like he was good enough to avoid detection though 😂 I’m actually really impressed that he managed to snitch that much food, as I’d assume astronauts lose an average of a couple pounds of muscle mass and bone weight.
@crystalinabacteria3430
@crystalinabacteria3430 4 жыл бұрын
@@JacquelineUnderwood I know they usually are strict & monitor everyone. I would have loved to have seen him get caught in the act.
@bluesword7878
@bluesword7878 5 жыл бұрын
I love his passionate hatred for space ice cream
@SGFTI
@SGFTI 5 жыл бұрын
It ain't that bad. But I've eaten MREs, my standards are low.
@MrFuggleGuggle
@MrFuggleGuggle 4 жыл бұрын
It’s a ‘cute’ experience to do once as a kid, but eating that dry, gross garbage “ice cream” for 6 months in space as one of your only foods or desserts? No way...
@stiffpictures8971
@stiffpictures8971 4 жыл бұрын
I told my mother that and she’s like “Why? Space ice cream is good.”
@dxqth
@dxqth 4 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who genuinely enjoys it???
@5skyhigh
@5skyhigh 4 жыл бұрын
@@dxqth me too, and not even for the novelty. It tastes nice and has a cool weird texture
@82mabli
@82mabli 5 жыл бұрын
he absolutely changed the food markings in space :-)
@lordofentropy
@lordofentropy 5 жыл бұрын
Totally. There's an ex-shuttle commander out there right now saying "damnit I KNEW I had brought more shrimp cocktail than that!"
@QRSC-fh2ob
@QRSC-fh2ob 5 жыл бұрын
He's a riot 😂😂😂
@EwWhoIsTHAT
@EwWhoIsTHAT 5 жыл бұрын
Not only that, somewhere out there some astro-nutritionist is also thinking "dammit, I knew something was off when they said my calculations were wrong!" I'm sure the fact that he's one of the few astronauts to gain weight in space is TOTALLY unrelated....
@Whiskey_Philosopher
@Whiskey_Philosopher 5 жыл бұрын
@@EwWhoIsTHAT But what type of weight is the question. I wonder if they would be more likely to gain Fat weight vs muscle weight. (I lean towards fat weight)
@FishyFables
@FishyFables 5 жыл бұрын
in no way did this man ever in the history of spaceflight take anyones food. he is too bigly smart for that. fake news!
@matthewgumabon7498
@matthewgumabon7498 3 жыл бұрын
“In space, it’s different.” “When I’m on Earth...” “My students in Columbia...” “I called up a pizzeria for delivery to the hotel after landing back on Earth.” What a certified living legend.
@epr1
@epr1 3 жыл бұрын
He went to Columbia and then MIT if I remember correctly. Absolutely awesome human being
@thatdirtyninja5829
@thatdirtyninja5829 5 жыл бұрын
you imagine being that guy at the pizza place that answered the email..."you said you are where?"
@talhaali9132
@talhaali9132 5 жыл бұрын
Lol, that’s actually funny
@SKS6184-
@SKS6184- 4 жыл бұрын
alphadawn2015 lennon yeah but in the email they prob mentioned they’re currently in space and that when they land they want a pizza at a hotel for a celebration.
@stiffpictures8971
@stiffpictures8971 4 жыл бұрын
Swansea S this dude was like “I’m either getting pranked or im talking to someone on the ISS.”
@0netyr
@0netyr 4 жыл бұрын
LmaoO
@boomshakalaka415
@boomshakalaka415 4 жыл бұрын
Pizza driver: "I understand you're actually within the 10 mile free delivery radius, but I don't think the boss is going to approve my fuel reimbursement" 🍕🚀🤔
@BlueShrek15
@BlueShrek15 5 жыл бұрын
"When im on earth" Biggest flex ever
@vibsc
@vibsc 4 жыл бұрын
Replying so that you can know your likes
@twitchfacex7124
@twitchfacex7124 4 жыл бұрын
I know a bigger flex.
@kleid4677
@kleid4677 3 жыл бұрын
What is it?
@joshuapittman4663
@joshuapittman4663 3 жыл бұрын
No one like this again it’s a 969.
@omaxiee
@omaxiee 3 жыл бұрын
@@joshuapittman4663 ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ not anymore
@jaz6649
@jaz6649 4 жыл бұрын
“We put Swedish fish in it so it was an aquarium”
@rileycrad
@rileycrad 4 жыл бұрын
Yep, we watched the video too, that’s what he said.
@snokalo208
@snokalo208 4 жыл бұрын
Me, a Swede: Nice
@carrito1981
@carrito1981 3 жыл бұрын
that was the best XD
@hannahlowe4689
@hannahlowe4689 5 жыл бұрын
“in space, it’s different” *dramatic transition*
@samk7717
@samk7717 5 жыл бұрын
hannah mae cringe asf
@dan271291
@dan271291 4 жыл бұрын
@@samk7717 The 695 upvotes vs your single opinion suggests you're wrong.
@PrabhatDayal
@PrabhatDayal 3 жыл бұрын
The transitionS… omg the transitions😂
@Mente_Universal
@Mente_Universal 3 жыл бұрын
cgi transition
@danc.5509
@danc.5509 3 жыл бұрын
I am concerned about excrements. Not that I would ever be in that situation!!! Difficult enough on an aeroplane.
@SaintElmo8
@SaintElmo8 5 жыл бұрын
I swear this man is probably the most likable man I’ve ever seen in my life lol.
@user-ee2qq4hp3z
@user-ee2qq4hp3z 4 жыл бұрын
Was just thinking same! Very likeable.
@elainegeneston7654
@elainegeneston7654 4 жыл бұрын
Not to mentioned he starred a couple of times in Big Bang Theory as himself.
@randomkidsfromcherrystreet7430
@randomkidsfromcherrystreet7430 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@jacksweeney3899
@jacksweeney3899 4 жыл бұрын
Until he’s switching the dots. 😡
@jodih9000
@jodih9000 4 жыл бұрын
I was in love after 1 min lol
@Elkatook666
@Elkatook666 4 жыл бұрын
it's all fun and games until someone gets cookie crumbs in their eye
@x0o0ox_
@x0o0ox_ 4 жыл бұрын
I dont know why i laughed
@revilo7349
@revilo7349 4 жыл бұрын
And it floats right out
@vally3854
@vally3854 3 жыл бұрын
the eye or the crumbs?-
@revilo7349
@revilo7349 3 жыл бұрын
@@vally3854 both
@vally3854
@vally3854 3 жыл бұрын
@@revilo7349 oh..
@jahahahaha
@jahahahaha 5 жыл бұрын
I wonder if they accidentally drop their food sometimes on Earth, cause they were so used to things floating.
@pyndr0p_
@pyndr0p_ 5 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/hofbkn9ueKaCaq8 here’s a link of that happening but not with food
@GenetMJF
@GenetMJF 5 жыл бұрын
@@pyndr0p_ Sadly that video is just satire. Not real
@Siruru97
@Siruru97 5 жыл бұрын
it is very common to just drop things after 6 months of it flouting :P
@pyndr0p_
@pyndr0p_ 5 жыл бұрын
✿MJF✿ still funny af lmao
@darknessofice1383
@darknessofice1383 5 жыл бұрын
They do: kzbin.info/www/bejne/p5OydKOuq61pi5Y
@stonegiant2186
@stonegiant2186 5 жыл бұрын
LMAO when he said they made an aquarium with a water bubble and a Swedish fish
@rhiannn3416
@rhiannn3416 5 жыл бұрын
I honestly really want to see that.
@mats7492
@mats7492 5 жыл бұрын
That’s totally something my dad would do....
@SweetflyRachel
@SweetflyRachel 5 жыл бұрын
That just sounds like so much fun
@sarikatimmi
@sarikatimmi 5 жыл бұрын
StoneGiant hahahah
@romarina2687
@romarina2687 5 жыл бұрын
I just realized he said it more than once
@kay-md4ur
@kay-md4ur 3 жыл бұрын
Watching this makes me remember how I wanted to be an astronaut when I was younger. I gave up though, but since now I'm studying foods, I'm wondering if I can make foods for the astronauts or do a research about foods for space.
@CoalMnrsDotr
@CoalMnrsDotr 3 жыл бұрын
Do it.
@amateurmeteorologist7365
@amateurmeteorologist7365 2 жыл бұрын
That would be so cool. I hope you can make that happen!
@ellenmason3833
@ellenmason3833 2 жыл бұрын
I think that is a fantastic idea and I see no reason not to pursue it. ❤❤❤
@LiteralCowboy
@LiteralCowboy 5 жыл бұрын
I love how every single time he says "in space it's different" they just take like 3 seconds to just pause and stare the camera at him.
@Acorn212
@Acorn212 5 жыл бұрын
Brother? Is that you? Also, ikr?
@UnwrittenSpade
@UnwrittenSpade 5 жыл бұрын
Mr Mighty lol you mean point the camera at him
@pachanas703
@pachanas703 5 жыл бұрын
Dude really hates astronaut ice cream. 😂
@zapfanzapfan
@zapfanzapfan 5 жыл бұрын
I've seen others try it and it seems worthless.
@cleekmaker00
@cleekmaker00 5 жыл бұрын
Astronaut Ice Cream is a marketing gimmick. Ice Cream NEVER travels well, under ANY circumstances. Go for the Space Ramen instead.
@chuggon7595
@chuggon7595 5 жыл бұрын
@Ank Musico they did on the first succesful Apollo mission
@soulextracter
@soulextracter 5 жыл бұрын
@@chuggon7595 First of all, the Astronaut Ice Cream is indeed a marketing gimmick, if you didn't notice, he said several times that they can not have food items that crumbles, and the "astronaut" ice cream is freeze dried ice cream, which means that it's a crumble fest. If they are to have ice cream in space, it has to be ordinary ice cream, which he also mentioned that they had in a "fridge" I think he meant freezer though.
@Myflag2022
@Myflag2022 5 жыл бұрын
I actually find the freeze dried ice cream to be quite good.
@djsonicc
@djsonicc 4 жыл бұрын
"Apparently I like Italian food" -- Mike Massimino
@Enchilada_Man
@Enchilada_Man 5 жыл бұрын
"There can be air in the bags" *shows picture of Lays*
@jamesrichard6377
@jamesrichard6377 5 жыл бұрын
Lol he's not wrong
@wrenchviking8527
@wrenchviking8527 5 жыл бұрын
This guy's voice is amazing. I could listen to him talk all day.
@bg23428
@bg23428 3 жыл бұрын
“In space, it’s different” 🌝🌖🌗🌘🌚🌒🌓🌔🌝
@sleepyrowdy1826
@sleepyrowdy1826 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@oogityboogity6644
@oogityboogity6644 3 жыл бұрын
“Space noises”
@jigyajithazarika3510
@jigyajithazarika3510 3 жыл бұрын
xD
@182prizinha
@182prizinha 3 жыл бұрын
Why they keep doing it lol
@reesek9715
@reesek9715 3 жыл бұрын
OK this cracked me up!!!! LOOOOL
@CanadianDan854
@CanadianDan854 5 жыл бұрын
It’s like regular food... _But it floats._
@shannonshackelford7253
@shannonshackelford7253 5 жыл бұрын
Daniel Sambar you’ll float too 🎈
@gerogeforeman7793
@gerogeforeman7793 5 жыл бұрын
mmm yes levitate
@davidthepilotdude5804
@davidthepilotdude5804 5 жыл бұрын
We all float down here 🎈
@4Everlast
@4Everlast 5 жыл бұрын
Has he decided yet if he could see stars or not?
@nibbachibba2014
@nibbachibba2014 5 жыл бұрын
or does it?
@Sara-xx4bf
@Sara-xx4bf 5 жыл бұрын
Lol he’s really telling us how to steal food in space while saying “I’m not saying I ever did this” 😂 kinda suspicious
@TygerTygerBrnigBrght
@TygerTygerBrnigBrght 5 жыл бұрын
He definitely did it, that was way too casual
@Diomedene
@Diomedene 5 жыл бұрын
I wonder if that counts as Space Piracy.
@meatballsnacker-sitregald6919
@meatballsnacker-sitregald6919 5 жыл бұрын
@@Diomedene It's not piracy if you don't get caught ;)
@DarkSol16
@DarkSol16 5 жыл бұрын
@@Diomedene was that a reference to 'The Martian'?
@Diomedene
@Diomedene 5 жыл бұрын
@@DarkSol16 We have a winner! :)
@jennadune8701
@jennadune8701 4 жыл бұрын
That means if they brought Lays to space, there would be 0% air and 100% chips! Man I wanna go to space now!
@KeenKoala115
@KeenKoala115 4 жыл бұрын
Air sealed Pringles?
@jigyajithazarika3510
@jigyajithazarika3510 3 жыл бұрын
More like 40% chips 60% vacuum.
@MrNicePotato
@MrNicePotato 3 жыл бұрын
It would also mean that lays would be a block of moist potato.
@J-Hue
@J-Hue 5 жыл бұрын
This dude was def stealing everybody's food. lmao
@ermonski
@ermonski 5 жыл бұрын
Just like your typical office pantry!
@bronkolie
@bronkolie 5 жыл бұрын
I love how he was describing exactly how you can steal somebody's food and then quickly disclaims that he never did that himself
@SheerDrop
@SheerDrop 5 жыл бұрын
"I was one of the only 2 to gain weight in space, the scientists were quite surprised"
@juliaguevara4512
@juliaguevara4512 5 жыл бұрын
Jack Scientist: Wow you’re big chungus-looking ash.
@jester4886
@jester4886 5 жыл бұрын
They should have killed him
@FharishAhmed
@FharishAhmed 5 жыл бұрын
8:21 You KNOW he did it! btw, he is the funniest astronaut I have ever seen.
@mmdday
@mmdday 5 жыл бұрын
that explains his weight gain...
@akshatmishra311
@akshatmishra311 5 жыл бұрын
You should listen to Chris Hadfield someday . He is also amazingly funny.
@Wakish0069
@Wakish0069 5 жыл бұрын
The way he said " 'MY' purple dot on it" was totally suspicious. That slight pause he took lol
@awkwardlycast5801
@awkwardlycast5801 5 жыл бұрын
Heliocentric model is a lie. Earth is flat and stationary. You'll find my credentials at the end of this pamphlet I wrote: steemit.com/science/@bonapathy/4th-edition-of-a-pilot-and-engineer-s-handbook-to-flat-earth-truth
@aether1370
@aether1370 5 жыл бұрын
@@awkwardlycast5801 DM me on discord at Aether#5249, I wanna debate with you
@Viral_Breaking
@Viral_Breaking 4 жыл бұрын
No one: Mike: well in space it’s different. “Silence for 10 seconds”
@Knives7777
@Knives7777 5 жыл бұрын
good to know that typical dorm room fuckery goes on even in space
@cameronnekerekian1712
@cameronnekerekian1712 5 жыл бұрын
when you still got the dumbass in you and you're placed with others who are too, it'll always happen lmao
@pyndr0p_
@pyndr0p_ 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah but the thing is they also try to pee upside down
@dijoxx
@dijoxx 5 жыл бұрын
@@pyndr0p_ So just like the dorm room then?
@zenosama8505
@zenosama8505 5 жыл бұрын
Knives77 that’s a great way to say that
@collinrogers4742
@collinrogers4742 4 жыл бұрын
@Brad Watson screw off dude.
@demoncushion9600
@demoncushion9600 5 жыл бұрын
He has mentioned the mac and cheese like 7 times. Some one get me this recipe.
@kankereganbada1184
@kankereganbada1184 4 жыл бұрын
The secret is to use sperm as a moisterisor
@zchms9273
@zchms9273 4 жыл бұрын
Why
@zaam5506
@zaam5506 3 жыл бұрын
@@kankereganbada1184 I can’t look at Mac n cheese the same way again because of what you said
@kankereganbada1184
@kankereganbada1184 3 жыл бұрын
*me
@comment514
@comment514 4 жыл бұрын
Flat earthers be like: "they are eating cgi!"
@brixxconnor3411
@brixxconnor3411 4 жыл бұрын
@Comment, clearly the foods are paid actors.
@SeabeeMusic
@SeabeeMusic 4 жыл бұрын
@@brixxconnor3411 No, better. The ISS is the paid actor!
@wheatley7083
@wheatley7083 4 жыл бұрын
@@SeabeeMusic no space is obviously cgi
@sauviel6296
@sauviel6296 3 жыл бұрын
You guys are such mongoloids. The cgi obviously a cgi.
@mikeypao526
@mikeypao526 3 жыл бұрын
Wait there’s people that still believe this stuff is real? Lemme sell you some NASA merch
@Anna-yj5jo
@Anna-yj5jo 5 жыл бұрын
Sign of a good astronaut? World: Knowledge, courage, determination Mike: ... Locking the straw 13:24
@Kannon_BR
@Kannon_BR 5 жыл бұрын
It´s because to be an average astronaut, having knowledge, courage and determination is common place for all of them. There is no "pay to win" for REAL astronauts, so in the end, it´s your behaviour in a close environment with people and attention to details like this that are going to define you as good astronaut.
@faridhadj1238
@faridhadj1238 5 жыл бұрын
Calixto Amorim r/wooosh
@mtnation2923
@mtnation2923 5 жыл бұрын
“He put a Swedish fish inside of it, so we had kinda of like an aquarium” xD
@honkydorry7691
@honkydorry7691 5 жыл бұрын
“Kinda of like” learn how to speak English sir
@tybrown7112
@tybrown7112 5 жыл бұрын
:/ English may not be their first language. Try to be kind.
@petrathorsty3833
@petrathorsty3833 5 жыл бұрын
😂 this bit cracked me up so much
@jadynlozada8181
@jadynlozada8181 5 жыл бұрын
These stories are so fascinating and sometimes hilarious 😂
@jaclyn4098
@jaclyn4098 5 жыл бұрын
*explains how something works on Earth* "But in SPACE.....it's different." *dramatic effect* repeat that ten times.
@nathan-fh8hp
@nathan-fh8hp 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah that was annoying
@indiebaby
@indiebaby 5 жыл бұрын
This is the kinda of programming that should be recommended to kids. Really wholesome stuff.
@MacClellandMan
@MacClellandMan 4 жыл бұрын
"Dude, your cookie got in my eye!"
@dabay200
@dabay200 5 жыл бұрын
Massimino is just so funny, always thought astronauts were strict by the book space nerds.
@TheUchihaRin
@TheUchihaRin 5 жыл бұрын
I was thinking they have to be really likable if they have to live in tight quarters with their coworkers in space.
@shino8854
@shino8854 5 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, you can tell he loves his coke and whores, a real party animal.
@canaisyoung3601
@canaisyoung3601 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe in the 1960s they were, but times changed. Or maybe that's just a popular stereotype about them.
@zynaisha2775
@zynaisha2775 5 жыл бұрын
Not related to anything he talked about but his voice is like so soothing
@TheMoises1213
@TheMoises1213 5 жыл бұрын
Zyn Aisha right!
@MiSSJUiCEBOXXLiVE
@MiSSJUiCEBOXXLiVE 5 жыл бұрын
It sounds so familiar and I can’t place it 🤯💆🏽‍♀️
@rezadroidjr
@rezadroidjr 4 жыл бұрын
Exacrly his voice is deep🔥
@twizzycoutinho1130
@twizzycoutinho1130 4 жыл бұрын
Yessssss. I was actually thinking about how nice his voice is
@christianmartinez2179
@christianmartinez2179 2 жыл бұрын
8:30 The commander watching this: you little son of a...
@PirateOfTheNorth
@PirateOfTheNorth 5 жыл бұрын
This guy could become a meme: but in space it’s different
@cameronnekerekian1712
@cameronnekerekian1712 5 жыл бұрын
why hasnt this picked up yet lmao
@thecatfather857
@thecatfather857 5 жыл бұрын
Guess we gotta keep at it for that to happen.
@falconbridge3179
@falconbridge3179 4 жыл бұрын
I die in every video when that happens
@sasha-secondaccount3973
@sasha-secondaccount3973 4 жыл бұрын
Someone better start a meme out of this
@datalt7873
@datalt7873 4 жыл бұрын
This meme is different in space though.
@daveg.
@daveg. 5 жыл бұрын
I like how he emphasizes the “ball” shape of the earth. Hes just like “come on flat-earthers, make my day.”
@SacredDaturaa
@SacredDaturaa 5 жыл бұрын
@Arkadij Friedt you make me sad.
@hellothere7565
@hellothere7565 5 жыл бұрын
@Arkadij Friedt you make me sad
@aether1370
@aether1370 5 жыл бұрын
@Arkadij Friedt you make me sad
@Sevaiah
@Sevaiah 5 жыл бұрын
Arkadij Friedt you make me sad
@Jackmerius_Tacktheritrix5733
@Jackmerius_Tacktheritrix5733 5 жыл бұрын
Dave G. Do you plan on wearing that uniform after the war is over?
@lalaloza4703
@lalaloza4703 4 жыл бұрын
“All we have is tortillas” Basically every Mexican dad ever: 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗺𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝗮 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲𝘁𝗲 𝗺𝗲𝗮𝗹
@shtechvn
@shtechvn 5 жыл бұрын
I like how this gentleman talk and the way he expresses his feeling. So nice and soothing to watch.
@starlanceleo
@starlanceleo 5 жыл бұрын
He totally switched the colours when he got ice cream. 😂
@crystalinabacteria3430
@crystalinabacteria3430 4 жыл бұрын
Love how this guy talks. could listen to him allday
@lostinconfusion5848
@lostinconfusion5848 5 жыл бұрын
Oh look a shooting star make a wish” This guy: nah its just trash burning through the atmosphere
@theespatier4456
@theespatier4456 5 жыл бұрын
Lost in confusion Rotten apples
@Kalumbatsch
@Kalumbatsch 5 жыл бұрын
An old bag of astronaut ice cream.
@Derideo
@Derideo 5 жыл бұрын
@@theespatier4456 Rotten fruit... in space? Oh, he must be talking about the astro nots.
@SunflowerSpotlight
@SunflowerSpotlight 5 жыл бұрын
ArraysStartAtThePowerOf0 Mom’s spaghetti.
@valpardo6405
@valpardo6405 5 жыл бұрын
Doesnt all of our dreams start off as or end as burning trash anyway?
@RiverSiege
@RiverSiege 5 жыл бұрын
I love this guy, he had great stories and experiences to share in an entertaining way, more of him please!
@gamingwithdrgoblin
@gamingwithdrgoblin 4 жыл бұрын
Plus he was on tbbt, one of my fav shows
@cronialpaler
@cronialpaler 4 жыл бұрын
"The tragedy of space flight is you can't get pizza." >Last name Massimino heh
@Mrempoleon100
@Mrempoleon100 3 жыл бұрын
1:27 "I like italian food apearently" Me: look again at his last name Heh
@godsfart
@godsfart 5 жыл бұрын
This is the guy that named Howard Wolowitz Froot Loops LOL
@FharishAhmed
@FharishAhmed 5 жыл бұрын
LOL Thank you! That's why he looked so familiar!
@nukepacifista9188
@nukepacifista9188 5 жыл бұрын
It takes time to find you... finally... i may rest now
@eloisearthrell2832
@eloisearthrell2832 5 жыл бұрын
I know I was like OMG is that the astronaut that Howard went to 'space' with.
@HZ-fg9sf
@HZ-fg9sf 5 жыл бұрын
“I like Italian apparently.” - Massimino 😂 This guy is full of great deadpan quotes. Neat footage too. Love seeing the humorous nature of the space crew. That group tortilla juggling 😆 I guess earth rules of “Don’t play with your food” doesn’t apply above the stratosphere.
@mj-yo7vt
@mj-yo7vt 5 жыл бұрын
I'm Russian and it's funny to see Russian products and writings inside the station lol
@yuzurucookie0227
@yuzurucookie0227 5 жыл бұрын
”In space, its different" *SPACE INTENSIFY*
@waddlinggg
@waddlinggg 5 жыл бұрын
I met this man in real life at an event at Columbia University about two or three years ago. He's inspired me to be an engineer. Thank you!
@bellz9113
@bellz9113 5 жыл бұрын
Gppd for you. I hope you achieve your dreams!
@amanmohamed8122
@amanmohamed8122 5 жыл бұрын
Commando:"I knew someone took my cocktail!"
@mfThump
@mfThump 5 жыл бұрын
*"dont make me land this thing!"*
@dadadede9359
@dadadede9359 4 жыл бұрын
"But in space, its different" *Light starts moving to another angle*
@alexcarter8807
@alexcarter8807 5 жыл бұрын
USSR - first man in space. USA - first "wise guy" in space.
@PowerWindows3813
@PowerWindows3813 5 жыл бұрын
Lul🤣
@Tonyrg1988
@Tonyrg1988 5 жыл бұрын
usa - first man to gain weight in space
@ReignCharger
@ReignCharger 5 жыл бұрын
Mike "The Orbit' Massimino
@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw
@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw 5 жыл бұрын
Ey I'm SpaceWalkin' ere!
@rockzs74r
@rockzs74r 5 жыл бұрын
First man to "steal" in space. He definitely switched the food and get more macaroni
@ensey.
@ensey. 5 жыл бұрын
Regular people: I eat breakfast right after I wake up Astronauts: I break my fast during my post-sleep period.
@Waftey
@Waftey 4 жыл бұрын
That's how people sound smart
@julienguyen6845
@julienguyen6845 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve watched each space video with Mike around 4 times because each topic is just so well explained and interesting to listen to
@zipz3215
@zipz3215 5 жыл бұрын
"its gotta be nutritious" instantly cuts to a strawberry shortcake clip lmao
4 жыл бұрын
Lotta calories in a shortcake. Among other things. Is it "healthy" for you? Probably not. But is it nutritious? Absolutely. Plus in space psychology matters just as much as physiology.
@Iamonepercent
@Iamonepercent 5 жыл бұрын
I just can't stop imagining how great that spinal decompression must feel.
@Pallineon
@Pallineon 5 жыл бұрын
Exactly!
@MaiaraBela
@MaiaraBela 5 жыл бұрын
Actually Chris Hadfield said that decompression is often painful, and some people feel back pain while in space
@terranrepublic7023
@terranrepublic7023 3 жыл бұрын
The great thing about this guy is... he tells you the (dark and disgusting) truths about space travel but he delivered it in such a funny way that you still dream about going to space even after learning them
@mochigumaptf8714
@mochigumaptf8714 5 жыл бұрын
Kids: Space Adults: 6 months of free rent and free food
@dalynrappleyea838
@dalynrappleyea838 5 жыл бұрын
Correction free rent and food with a big paycheck
@dawsonkelleyhome3035
@dawsonkelleyhome3035 5 жыл бұрын
Dalyn Rappleyea they don’t make that muck less then 70 k
@mochigumaptf8714
@mochigumaptf8714 5 жыл бұрын
Kachoow
@ChaZzyRAP
@ChaZzyRAP 5 жыл бұрын
I feel the adult'ness.. smh
@altonbarna7161
@altonbarna7161 5 жыл бұрын
@@dalynrappleyea838 they get the same pay as military
@Paperfiasco
@Paperfiasco 5 жыл бұрын
Somewhere out there a former mate of his going to watch this go “THAT’S WHERE MY SHRIMP COCKTAIL WENT!.... sonuvabitch!” lol
@doylethelovely2555
@doylethelovely2555 5 жыл бұрын
Seeing all this footage of people just eating in space and just being people is so cool
@MaxPower-vf8kt
@MaxPower-vf8kt 5 жыл бұрын
This guy definitely stole Howard Wolowitz's space brisket.
@CyberRacer
@CyberRacer 5 жыл бұрын
I can imagine him saying “In space it’s different ...” to their grandchildren for every situation
@AKNativ
@AKNativ 4 жыл бұрын
1:22 Honesty Level: 100
@captainsinclair7954
@captainsinclair7954 5 жыл бұрын
When he mentioned that you could change the dots on the food packages, I immediately thought “I pulled a sneaky on you, commander.”
@XMattingly
@XMattingly 5 жыл бұрын
8:14 Mike Massimo: “I’m not saying I ever did this” Narrator Voiceover: “*YEP*. He did it.” 😄
@phaenon6378
@phaenon6378 3 жыл бұрын
"how do you like space ice cream?" This guy- "and I took that personally"
@robjef622
@robjef622 5 жыл бұрын
Wired is now officially my favorite educational channel. You guys never run out of interesting content!
@rydoggo
@rydoggo 5 жыл бұрын
Wired and Vanity Fair
@sergiolandz6056
@sergiolandz6056 5 жыл бұрын
that is just too bad you cannot do your own research.
@shekel8245
@shekel8245 5 жыл бұрын
This says a lot about the state of western education
@Janjanjjaakkiiccaa333
@Janjanjjaakkiiccaa333 5 жыл бұрын
Nah. JUST take it back. Much more you can learn elsware
@NJ-wb1cz
@NJ-wb1cz 5 жыл бұрын
@@shekel8245 yeah, your comment does, actually. "Favorite educational channel" doesn't imply anything about sources of education for that person, it merely means that among KZbin channels in the educational category this one is their favorite based on unspecified characteristics. Probably due to professional editing and scripts and celebrity hosts, but that's just my conjecture.
@zeromailss
@zeromailss 5 жыл бұрын
I'm one of the few people that gain weight 8:20 I'm not saying I've ever did this Press ( X ) to doubt
@ROHITRAJ-yq2jy
@ROHITRAJ-yq2jy 5 жыл бұрын
( X )
@cartermacrenaris705
@cartermacrenaris705 5 жыл бұрын
(X)
@icylime3607
@icylime3607 5 жыл бұрын
(X)
@emilyw2851
@emilyw2851 5 жыл бұрын
( X )
@cartermacrenaris705
@cartermacrenaris705 5 жыл бұрын
Your Left Toe that used to be my profile pic
@elena.larsen08
@elena.larsen08 5 жыл бұрын
"you see more of the curve of the earth" flat earthers take notes
@IllusionSector
@IllusionSector 5 жыл бұрын
1:27 _I like Italian food, apparently._ Imagine *that,* Prof. Massimino!
@mrfatbuns5794
@mrfatbuns5794 5 жыл бұрын
"In space its different" I Love this guy. Want to see more, already watched the other 2. MORE
@kytykat
@kytykat 3 жыл бұрын
5:50 “like a cookie GUNK”
@AM2PMReviews
@AM2PMReviews 5 жыл бұрын
I want my wife to talk about me like this guy talks about pizza. 🤣
@thecatfather857
@thecatfather857 5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like you need some marriage counseling, then. That’s right, I went there! 😂
@E_E69
@E_E69 2 жыл бұрын
Marital problems, hilarious!😂
@mariapz101
@mariapz101 5 жыл бұрын
why do i want this man to be my dad
@camerondaniels6751
@camerondaniels6751 5 жыл бұрын
Daddy issues.... Call me..
@SKS6184-
@SKS6184- 4 жыл бұрын
Josh Charles wtf don’t make assumptions. You never know. Besides they’re just saying that he’s funny and easy going and would be fun to have as a parent
@SKS6184-
@SKS6184- 4 жыл бұрын
Josh Charles thank you, I know I’ll get through it, thanks a lot 😊
@geovannacelin
@geovannacelin 4 жыл бұрын
Cause he went to space
@NightHawke
@NightHawke 4 жыл бұрын
"Cause he's hella cool!
@GioVanniRimz
@GioVanniRimz 4 жыл бұрын
i love the EFX when he says "in space it's different"
@spacey_gracie
@spacey_gracie 5 жыл бұрын
I love listening to this man talk.. I mean is it just me or is his voice so soothing..
@Jamesangstman
@Jamesangstman 5 жыл бұрын
"not saying i ever did this" dont worry bud secrets safe with us
@Max529-i2n
@Max529-i2n 8 ай бұрын
@8:00 I love this guy LOL. I met him once, and he is super humble.
@stevea1708
@stevea1708 5 жыл бұрын
is the food designed so that people don't get diarrhea ? next episode on this should be about human waste
@alineoliveirasilva54
@alineoliveirasilva54 5 жыл бұрын
this coment is so underrated
@AG-mt3xs
@AG-mt3xs 5 жыл бұрын
@@alineoliveirasilva54 Agreed! Makes you wonder what happens if someone gets food poisoning...or perhaps was exposed to Norovirus before launch. Oh....that would be bad.
@Edgarrre
@Edgarrre 5 жыл бұрын
It should be about hygiene in fact. I wonder how the shower
@archerfn8665
@archerfn8665 5 жыл бұрын
xThelq I hard they use dry shampoo for their hair but I don’t know about how they clean their bodies. I’d imagine they wouldn’t have to shower as much as they would on earth because there’s not much to get them dirty up on the ISS
@esfitnesspro2455
@esfitnesspro2455 5 жыл бұрын
As a personal trainer and former escort and serial "cheater"... Baby wipes are an easy easy way to "shower" quickly.
@JaLuBru
@JaLuBru 5 жыл бұрын
0:32 "you can see the kurve of the planet" Flat Earthers: TRIGGERED
@steinarjakobsen4947
@steinarjakobsen4947 5 жыл бұрын
Flat Earthers: tHeY wErE uSiNg A fIsHeYe LeNs!
@Tehgoat
@Tehgoat 5 жыл бұрын
FLAT EARTHERS: NASA drugs the food to make the astronauts think the world is round
@jonas1630
@jonas1630 5 жыл бұрын
Flat Earthers wouldn't even believe this footage...they say that there aren't even astronauts in space and the iss doesn't exist
@AlexRaxach
@AlexRaxach 5 жыл бұрын
the flatters acknowledge the curvature of the planet, I don't see why they'd get triggered. unless you are talking about the just a pizza slice planet people
@jonas1630
@jonas1630 5 жыл бұрын
@@AlexRaxach do you understand what FLAT Earthers are?
@thercracer1717
@thercracer1717 3 жыл бұрын
These guys are literally the coolest guys ever
@TheGreatCooLite
@TheGreatCooLite 5 жыл бұрын
Gordon Ramsay needs to try to cook for astronauts.
@fiyerolee
@fiyerolee 5 жыл бұрын
heston already did it kzbin.info/www/bejne/kKDJdqSilN-ol8U
@MarloSoBalJr
@MarloSoBalJr 5 жыл бұрын
Kitchen Nightmares in Space only on *FOX*
@Sathish_12
@Sathish_12 5 жыл бұрын
Gorden:U said its fresh but it is frozen😂😂
@spacekgb
@spacekgb 5 жыл бұрын
Problem is that is space because of stuff with your mucus in 0g, everything tastes more bland.
@sethcrafton1177
@sethcrafton1177 5 жыл бұрын
The Great CooLite WHERES THE FREEZEDRIED LAMB SAUCE WHAT ARE YOU AN IDIOT TORTILLA SANDWICH
@MrRafsany
@MrRafsany 5 жыл бұрын
omg, this man reminds me of Mr. Incredible!
@RalphReagan
@RalphReagan 4 жыл бұрын
I remember Joe Kerwin eating corn flakes on the KC-135. He was a great guy.
@ninogagasa1754
@ninogagasa1754 5 жыл бұрын
Im overwhelmed of how much planning it takes for going to space. This video is 17mins and its only about food.
@billygilmusic5072
@billygilmusic5072 4 жыл бұрын
and it's extremely simplified as I'm sure the research is overwhelming to say the least
@zapfanzapfan
@zapfanzapfan 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm not saying I ever did this" = I did it every day :-)
@noahw1023
@noahw1023 3 жыл бұрын
Mike is now a professor at Columbia University. I'd show up to every class if he was my professor
@SimonLoveridge
@SimonLoveridge 5 жыл бұрын
Drink every time he says "In space, it's different"
@johnnybananas7783
@johnnybananas7783 5 жыл бұрын
You'll be sober af he doesn't say it that much
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