Disease Expert Breaks Down Pandemic Scenes From Film & TV | WIRED

[@WIRED]

To find out more about Brian’s work with the CDC, watch him in our video, All the Gear the CDC’s Disease Detectives Use in the Field: kzbin.info/www/bejne/eIGvi4J8ftyikNU

[@Manuel_B.]

you people realize that if these movies were like real life the movie would last like 5 hours with exposition..you can't show the slow subtle signs of infection, there isn't enough time to do differential diagnosis.... all that can get explained visually by projectile vomiting or explosive diarrhea.. it doesnt have to be factual, they just have to get the point across.

[@tianapitesr8553]

Uh when he says House!

[@josecastanon6412]

WIRED tell him to do a review of the Rec Movies 👌🏻

[@GrimReaperNegi]

If you can have him back. He could break down everything wrong in The Strain seasons, and talk about how they would handle stuff like Blue Ringed Octopus. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue-ringed_octopus

[@Muckytuja]

@@Manuel_B. We DO know, but some people just curious what would really happen in those scenarios. That's why movies usually doesn't follow reality. To be entertaining. ;)

[@eddyrajan3523]

when this pandemic is over, he needs to come back for a part 2. i’m sure he is busy with this crisis rn.

[@ityrlifeafter6564]

Over?? Pffftt

[@karlathompson3700]

@@ityrlifeafter6564 Pandemics always have an end. History has taught us that much. The outcome on the other hand.....that is to be determined.

[@ityrlifeafter6564]

@@karlathompson3700 this virus is different. Its not like the pandemic on 1918, 2013. This virus not dangerous as the previous but more more infectious. It will change our lifestyle until we found the right vaccine. If only if the vaccine will be found.

[@eyebite7740]

@@ityrlifeafter6564 Yes, but that's what she basically said.

[@aguynamedsmith6489]

If*

[@artemishunter4242]

This guy's matter of fact attitude makes this 1000 times better

[@booklover18]

He’s a straight shooter! Bring him back for more videos!

[@SH19922x]

@@booklover18 lol 😂

[@gurlbye9942]

I laughed so hard at the "welcome to the hot zone" CDC guy: NO!.. we don't ever call it the hot zone, it's the lab. lmao

[@no_peace]

I love how no nonsense he is but it doesn't totally match up with the 90% nonsense world of outbreak horror movies I wish he'd commented more on hypotheticals not just standard operating procedure

[@makaylawaters2568]

In COVID-19 2020, not so much now

[@cgh7337]

Might want to invite old boy back for a follow-up interview

[@devinpeirce7152]

CGH you ain't so young

[@AvgJane19]

@@devinpeirce7152 k...

[@PACXS]

@@humpingmushroom2658 You mean because PornHub premium is free now, right?

[@denver3739]

@@devinpeirce7152 Tf kinda response was that?

[@LunatiqHigh]

Check out Michael Osterholm on JRE

[@notbatman7331]

He seems like a good guy with a lot of faith in humanity, We've let Brian down guys .

[@micheal2458]

I agree, Ted Bundy

[@fiiredark]

I feel like this needs to be a meme. “We’ve let Brian down guys.”

[@babyramses5066]

We've let Brian down guys . - Ted Bundy, 2020

[@pghbekka]

He works for the CDC, so he let us down.

[@mehere8038]

@@pghbekka yup all his advice on here was wrong & what the CDC did was wrong. Of particular note on that I think is the way that countries that were successful on the virus did in fact lock up anyone exposed in quarantine facilities that were not hospitals, but rather hotels, under guard. Some like China went much further than that though. Failing to lock up the exposed lead to the world's highest death rates

[@madae.2183]

Poor guy he had so much more faith in humanity.. I just imagine how that faith has been destroyed in these months..

[@Hi-ey5zt]

"JUST WEAR A DANG MASK" "WHY IS EVERYBODY GOING OUTSIDE" "STOP TRAVELING" "ITS A FRICKING PANDEMIC YALL"

[@hbhtcr5707]

Yeah that hurted 😔✌🏻

[@PG-wz7by]

😢

[@avatrawick4890]

he has faith in the people that are trying to find a vaccine not in the people not wearing mask or doing dumb stuff

[@chaseo814]

@@Hi-ey5zt stfu

[@mirimiriela480]

Ahh, October 2019. We were so young.

[@abelis644]

Good one!

[@niemanickurwa]

Haha, ah yeah, the good old days.

[@ReadObituaries]

mirimiriela480 so young, so naive lol

[@ImperadorLucius]

The good old days when we actually don't know how it is...

[@darkerimage1235]

mirimiriela480 who would have thought in the next month Trump would know about COVID-19

[@tommybro5313]

Recommended during the coronavirus “pandemic”

[@timstephens5893]

Is that what you get when you drink too much Corona?

[@undeadkiller9594]

Fr

[@poisonapple6138]

Wu Flu

[@GodlysRebirth]

Ikr

[@SqwdI]

@@timstephens5893 r/woooshhh

[@csvega]

COVID has taught me that IF the world saw a Zombie plauge, we would see Zombie sympathizers, Bite Hiders, and Zombie Cults everywhere.

[@ra3016]

They’re just people with a disease and out of their mind! (That’s sarcasm… you’re not wrong lol)

[@ExiaMesa]

The book version of world war Z includes zombie worshipping cults, people who think they’re zombies and bite hiders

[@JosePineda-jn8jk]

You forgot the flat out deniers and down-players 😂

[@anonomous8649]

@@ExiaMesa That actually makes me want to read it lol. Would love to see a realistic zombie apocolypse like that represented

[@ExiaMesa]

@@anonomous8649 the movie kinda threw all of it out of the window

[@Emily-rq3ee]

Not gonna lie, I saw this video's release date and straight booked it to the comments

[@esmeraldagonzalez9566]

RIGHT SAME. The fact that it came out 2 months before the first few cases of the virus.

[@fallinlight3944]

same lol

[@marieblade0613]

Same lol

[@Reverend_Beezy]

Also same

[@AvgLeaguePlayer]

same lmao

[@FanofEverythingz]

I love that they clapped for him at the end. He deserved that. He was such a good teacher!

[@paupajares9678]

likes

[@redrath2]

I agree, though for some reason he never really addressed a point he kept making. That you don't get locked up like in the movies. Well what would he do with zombies? Put them in a tent? I am sure they would have some kind of restraints, but okay what if you have like 50 restraints and 100 patients who are all infected with some horrible virus that makes your violent?

[@hermensonsantana3090]

Mick Reilly rabies?

[@FreeDomSy-nk9ue]

I would re-invite this same doctor and get his reaction on the latest movie "2020"

[@joshualee2833]

"They tend to be not nearly as... Uncontrollable as Hollywood makes it seem." Oh it's not the virus you can't control. It's Karen the unstoppable handshaker who thinks a surgical mask will cause acute hypoxia.

[@treebles]

yeah, this irl is worse than sci-fi! #DontBeAKaren #MaskGlovesSoapScrubs

[@miss_elegant_society]

I bet he maybe working on the vaccine for coronavirus

[@Nugcon]

Too unrealistic, so many stuff happening in the span of just 1 year. Just another exaggerated Hollywood "film".

[@fastfoodrembrandt3933]

@@miss_elegant_society He indeed was apart of the world team

[@Willysmb44]

I went through the unit NBC defense course in the Army and we had a guy who'd studied with the CDC who happened to be nearby and who came over. We focused on nuclear and chemical weapons mostly, but he went over biological issues and back then, before 9/11, he nailed EXACTLY what would happen in an outbreak that went nationwide. He even nailed the divisions along party lines as to how each side of the aisle would handle things, the breakdown in the supply chain, even the refusal of people to wear protective gear and refusal to acknowledge the problem at all. I wish I could find him today to tell him how impressed I am that he called the current situation over 20 years in advance

[@mehere8038]

Out of interest did he say anything about how other countries would respond? Really curious if he did & how close he got on them, did he predict how China would respond with really heavy handed tactics for example? How about Australia/NZ, did he predict the heavy quarantine & doing ok? I'm guessing he probably would have with all that stuff, more interesting might have been what he thought the UK would do, especially being pre-brexit & when their government was more competent & less divisive than it was by the time the pandemic happened. EU I'm guessing he also would have picked with the nationalism over supplies etc happening

[@nazirkazi2588]

​@@mehere8038To be fair those are easy predictions. Aus/Nz already had a good understanding of quarantining and zero tolerance to imported flora and fauna. And calling Chinese government tactics "heavy-handed" is just calling them Chinese government tactics. 😁

[@thefoxyscentury]

Smart man.

[@Gingerwalker.]

Did he happen to say which party would pretend a pandemic was not real?

[@jayscragg2434]

“In real life things are a lot more controlled” Well this is awkward

[@morganmartin7543]

😂😂😂

[@toasterroven5329]

well it would be a lot more controlled, if dumb fucks would stop going outside

[@evanbrown2396]

toasterroven Facts

[@Matthew075]

Yep.. they forgot that 'stupid people' exist.

[@gold333]

Well it is a lot more controlled than the zombie apocalypse

[@11YoPEEPS]

"Some with gloves, some without... pure Hollywood fiction." The innocence

[@Everheartt]

Megan Thompson he’s a sweet winter snowflake

[@theplotarmoredtitan5781]

He haven't seen shortages of PPE in real life pandemic like we have in NY right now.

[@LIZSDCALI66]

I was just thinking that lol. But in his defense there hasn't been a worldwide pandemic in a long time & no one knew our healthcare professionals were vastly under stocked for one

[@marrileemiles3974]

Same for masks, eye protection, well, just all of it. That gloves statement made me /smh/. Reality has trumped fiction. (pun intended)

[@yarzuak3599]

@@LIZSDCALI66 Well, actually, they knew but hardly anyone listened, as far as I know.

[@mikeydoherty7739]

This is scary how close this was released in relation to our actual pandemic

[@nirvikarastogi1848]

I’ve been thinking about that for a year

[@zombieblood1675]

@@nirvikarastogi1848 pandemics throughout history follow a very similar pattern. The movie was well researched.

[@nirvikarastogi1848]

@@zombieblood1675 in fact many governmental warning signs and drills throughout the world are carried out to keep prepared in such events. Even though it’s widely accepted that as we populate the earth epidemics if not pandemics are only going to be more commonplace, epidemiology and associated disaster management is ever given its due importance in real life :(

[@kristerrs]

it was planned all along

[@Truth_Seeker1]

No it isn’t. I have seen experts do videos like this on other channels.

[@TheKittengoddess]

I wonder if little things like this will change in movies now that we've all had some exposure to the real thing. I immediately noticed them shaking hands rather than an elbow greeting.

[@TheKittengoddess]

@@Cmonbruh8549 In recent history. People don't know these things. That's why they have to be told.

[@TheKittengoddess]

@@Cmonbruh8549 But we didn't all wear masks. The United States wasn't shut down in this way like we are now. Everything didn't come to a close here. It may have been bad in other places but not nearly like it is now. They are calling Covid a once in a hundred year pandemic. H1N1 wasn't.

[@romxxii]

@@Cmonbruh8549 It's the pandemic that most living humans will have a frame of reference for, especially since COVID already killed plenty of the boomers who survived the Spanish Flu.

[@jordanwhite352]

My prediction is that similar to afternoon Hollywood is just going to ignore diseases as a topic for like 10 years. Again, similar thing happened during 9/11. Where like in the 90s you would constantly see buildings in skyscrapers blowing up and then once we saw the real thing unless it was a documentary or recreation of 9/11 like that disappeared for like almost a decade because nobody wants to touch it now that we've seen the real thing. Kind of like why nobody actually uses cell phones in films the way people actually use them where they're using their apps all the time because people don't want to focus on like the banal horrific reality of their lives unfortunately.

[@okramra]

​@@romxxiiboomers weren't born when spanish flu was around. Ignorance on the internet

[@misterteee9471]

this video is kinda sad man... Dude had so much faith in us could you imagine how he feels everytime he hears some kids are going to parties

[@roxythecat4720]

:(

[@ivypatty]

I'm quarantining for him and him only dude, I lost faith in the rest of the world long ago :(

[@misterteee9471]

@@ivypatty same

[@brynnsahved3681]

Or rioting in giant groups like the virus cares what your politics are.

[@vh1707]

Or the idiots who think they know better than doctors and experts like himself

[@UrbanPanic]

1:15 "You notice that she's not wearing any eye protection and the guy right behind her is... Some gloves, some others without gloves. It's total chaos. It's a mess. That's pure Hollywood fiction." Ahh, October of 2019. Such an innocent time.

[@skydiamsteam6005]

BRING ME BACK TO 2019 AAAAAAA

[@mookiekashif]

The arrogance of the medical field and even more so the human race

[@henrybatley980]

SkyDiams Team lol fr I remember thinking 2020 was gonna be a good year haha I was so very wrong

[@spoonistoobig3316]

surely we'd have enough medical equipment for such a situation /s

[@yousefa3735]

i will be the one 2 get u to 1000 likes

[@lasarith2]

I’d actually watch a series with this guy.

[@chrisnelson5343]

i would too

[@zalgothedestroyer9432]

Definitely ! Have him do like a Netflix series.

[@TwoStepILY]

lasarith2 same he knows a lot of stuff!

[@KRAPYBARA84]

Just thinking that!!

[@moochoopr9551]

When I do that people always call me out for killing the mood though Better keep my mouth shut

[@Deejay_quest]

"A pandemic is not as nearly incontrollable as Hollywood makes it out to be" Covid: and I took that personally

[@romxxii]

Yo man I need you to photoshop the Rona onto MJ now. Don't leave us hanging.

[@romxxii]

@@Cmonbruh8549 It _is_ dangerous, because it spreads before it can kill you. And because it spreads so fast, hospitals are overwhelmed, so more and more people can't get treated, so more people eventually die. That's why diseases that kill slower kill more than extremely lethal pathogens like Ebola. Ebola kills too quickly to spread properly.

[@Stoogis]

I just learnt something new. Was about to correct you on spelling uncontrollable. Thought I'd double check first and for Americans incontrollable is uncontrollable.

[@silentphotographer117]

If only ppl had common sense it wouldn't have gotten so bad

[@Paradox_Incognito]

@@Stoogis It is?? I'm American and that's news to me lmao, I've never heard of incontrollable instead of uncontrollable before

[@IGoByRocky]

None of this is accurate they don't mention how people take all the toilet paper

[@PamJernigan]

Underrated comment... rofl...

[@ammpdmtb9828]

Facts

[@SabrineKsouri]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@RmcBlueSky]

Cheaper than kleenex. Ps. Who is making more toilet paper, since manufacturing is in shut down?

[@Nystariii]

Imagine a time when toilet paper was a luxury only the rich partook of

[@jikookmints]

Hopefully we will see him again, I really liked how he explained everything. Very chill

[@goodbad-boy]

yea it was dope. you could see the fire in his eyes. must have sacrificed blood, sweat and tears to gain all that knowledge. one day i'm gonna be an expert like him, but not today

[@drews533]

@@goodbad-boy i see what you did there lol

[@skiorsnowboard]

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[@pomegranatechannel]

I too like him !

[@emilieapollonsky5264]

@@goodbad-boy Love that

[@BlueRoseWolfie]

I would love for him to return and talk about the Coronavirus in comparison to these movies now.

[@BlueRoseWolfie]

@Cpt Dinosaur So? I still would love to see how they compare. Science is ever evolving, we are always learning knew things. So it would be interesting to see how the views on disease has changed involving latest data.

[@jeanhartely]

@@BlueRoseWolfie I'm with you.

[@scootergirl3662]

*just has head in hands the whole video*

[@caljones]

Cpt Dinosaur that’s the difference between science and conspiracy theory: conspiracy twists facts to suit theories; while with science, we twist theories to suit facts

[@elite9potato467]

And the disease was not even bad 2 months ago

[@TheDeadRat69]

This dude tried to warn us early without becoming a known time traveller.

[@thecosmiccookie3815]

You guys should have him play plague inc.

[@coralie288]

That would be awesome, I'd totally watch it!!

[@HeavyMetalKittenx]

TheCosmicCookie yes! I learned about that game when Doctor Mike played it haha

[@coralie288]

@@HeavyMetalKittenx For me it was when Jacksepticeye and Markiplier played it a long time ago! ^^

[@zyt9595]

Totally was thinking that

[@projekteratai]

you can request it on buzzfeed multiplayer then,, check the chanel :)

[@DankUrbanBoss]

Why didn’t they show monsters inc? When the sock landed on the monster!

[@AshLoRo]

Love it : )

[@AshbeeGaming]

Dammit! Missed opportunity

[@lukecargill5963]

2319

[@sarahtucker3151]

Lmao

[@DankUrbanBoss]

Lance Boyle yaaaas!

[@Advent3546]

I'm curious how this guy would play Plague Inc.

[@fikretkomurcu7161]

You beat me to it!

[@walkz007]

Same!!!

[@icekatta]

Make him do it please

[@matts5247]

Advent3546 god mode

[@Advent3546]

@@matts5247 God hack

[@konquerorkei]

"This would never happen, people would not go and contaminate hallways in the hospital" COVID-19 "hold my beer"

[@marinadeburgos8666]

Hold my corona

[@mehere8038]

My favourite on that was the tv doctors who were doing interviews with masks around their necks & other PPE on for show, while sitting in their office within the hospital. That was during the supply shortages, so that PPE wasn't put on for the interview, it was stuff they had been wearing in covid wards, but then left the ward & walked all the way to their office still wearing, so as to do the interview on tv, as the "expert" on infectious diseases. Corridors between wards is bad enough, but offices are normally in completely different sections of the hospital & it would have been SO easy for them to have removed the PPE to prevent contaminating the entire path they took! Meanwhile in Australia, all press conferences & interviews with doctors were conducted outdoors, with good ventilation & the professionals wearing no PPE for effect, just wearing regular clothes or whatever was actually appropriate for the job they were doing at the time, no attempts to make them look "credible" in stereotypical clothing, they just used their words & scientific facts & stats to give that impression without the need for props & every transmission case prior to mass vaccinations being completed was traced in Australia, a couple happened in hospitals & there was serious consequences for those involved. I hate to think how many transmission cases happened in American hospitals!

[@iloveplasticbottles]

We let him down, man. He vouched for us and we let him down. Also, I'd like to point out that the virus in Contagion is a coronavirus.

[@Saif-zf9vb]

Nah I’m doing the right thing, and a lot of people I know. It’s not “we”, it’s specific idiots who did this.

[@geraltofrivia7456]

@@Saif-zf9vb karens....

[@419waywardkid5]

@@Saif-zf9vb It’s a group project buddy either all of us participate or we’re all going down

[@kuriousk927]

Contagion was ahead of its time in many ways

[@fngaming5064]

@@geraltofrivia7456 conservatives*

[@woodsy.2977]

This KZbin algorithm got some twisted sense of humour...

[@craftgames1882]

yup

[@ArnoldsKtm]

It's literally what people are searching for... the algorithm is correct.

[@roefulkerson955]

haha

[@TaterKakez]

Lmao right

[@spectreian5042]

i knooow😂😂😂😂😂

[@jasperclydeinsd592]

*CDC expert:* Talks about the inaccuracy of all medical staff not wearing proper protection. *Actual medical staff in 2020:* Do not have access to proper protective items. 😞

[@Remer714]

It's the same thing I wondered. If such a large pandemic would break out: Would we limit medical staff based on our equipment or risk it and send people in being unprepared and underprotected? It seems like the latter is indeed the case.

[@Sagittarius_Dec.1.2009]

Hollywood: This is serious! CDC: Don't worry.

[@themore-you-know]

@@Sagittarius_Dec.1.2009, in truth, the CDC had a pandemic preparation/response team but Trump's administration fired all of that in 2018. So it's more like... Hollywood & CDC: This is serious! Republicans: "FaKE nEwS!1!! HoAZX!"

[@Sagittarius_Dec.1.2009]

@@themore-you-know Mmh! True. I live in the EU and it doesn't look good here either.

[@themore-you-know]

@@Sagittarius_Dec.1.2009 The EU is screwed, because it has plenty of small entry points, with close proximity to other communities. I don't think it ever stood a chance. The US and North America could have slowed down their outbreaks, had they better handled our entry points better. And the 2 months warning to prep our manufacturing.

[@MsBamafanatic]

I would love to hear Brian's take on the last two years, especially in relation to these movies.

[@Liloldliz]

i hope he is still alive. a lot of people didn't make it

[@daddyboulay]

“we wouldn’t use a live person as bait, let alone a child” why was this so funny

[@daddyboulay]

Que_Rico i didn’t mean using a child as bait was funny...

[@claritygrey8567]

The way he said it! xD haha it was funny because of the way he pointed out how idiotic that is -- to use a live child to catch a dangerous animal.

[@daddyboulay]

Clarity Grey exactly🤣

[@simply6162]

Que_Rico I ate terrible with ur stupid logic

[@JamesHarrison008]

I loled

[@winswind2823]

" How I hate it when my flamethrower isnt working " That man speaks irony fluently

[@Hell_Inc]

right? it was effortless

[@o2dyt]

Maybe... it wasn't irony

[@CelestaDarkdweller]

That cracked me up

[@3xitt]

He's apparently very smart...

[@mrlegkick91]

Learn how to English ffs that isn't irony

[@pachucodreams]

Contagion is one of the scariest movies I've ever seen. The way it's shown matter-of-fact and unflashy makes it more unsettling in its groundedness.

[@Wolfspaule]

It is so scary, because it is the most realistic one! It portraits not the virus as the most danger, but the stupidity of the people IMO.

[@pachucodreams]

@@Wolfspaule Well said. And that honestly adds even more realism to it similarly to how the U.S.'s administration is acting so blasé about it.

[@32starsandsugar]

Yup. Respiratory illness spreading via contact and droplet. It's a quick bug and it is terrifying.

[@Pendragon667]

"Contagion" was one of the best movies i've ever seen. It wasn't your Quadruple-A Multibillion Comic-Book-Adaption-Sci-Fi-Full-CGI-we-have-all-A-List-celebs we-could-get" movie. And that's one of it's greatest strenghts imho. It's bleak and close to a what could be scenario.

[@YumiSumire]

Can't wait for the Covid 19 movie 5 years later.

[@ShadingNight]

"Animals spreading disease" "Shows bat" OH BOY

[@autisticpanda6824]

Sheeeeeeeeeeeesh

[@WEYffles]

Bats are common hosts of many viruses including other coronaviruses, so it’s not a “prediction”

[@ShadingNight]

@@WEYffles I know this Captain Ackshually, we're all here for some laughs.

[@weezothekid]

@@WEYffles man shut up it's a joke.

[@hereiam2005]

The more scary part was his comment on the fact that viruses are in "freezers in really secure labs" Oops.

[@alecvansandt4200]

> the cdc would never allow it to get to the point of a global pandemic This didn’t age well

[@themeowmistidawn]

thought exactly the same thing haha

[@handlefornate]

they had too much faith in the everyday person.

[@alltoohalliwell]

The CDC didn't calculate for trump and his merry band of magatards

[@c.h.y]

Trump made sure of this

[@Rannnooww]

Right? Big yikes

[@Alkis05]

"That monkey deserves an Oscar!" LMAO That one cracked me up.

[@clevernamehere]

I laughed so hard I startled my boyfriend

[@cuac5869]

underrated comment, I've been scrolling looking for this.

[@LarryL3g3nd]

Cuz hes black

[@bukuh4956]

Larry Legend 💀🤦🏽‍♂️

[@Mr19awsome92]

need any gluee for those cracks? ... ;D

“You can imagine what neat viruses you can find in an alien” This man is dangerous.

[@levi___2096]

👽

[@iowafarmboy]

He's not wrong though. Lol

[@boudidouboudi3891]

That was the happiest nerdiest moment of my week.

[@Xerrill]

For science.

[@ayoissac]

@Artiqo then have an alien virus outbreak? Nah bruh

[@nancyomalley6286]

The De-contamination before seeing E.T. makes a lot of sense. E.T. is sick and the doctors don't want to give him anything more than he already has, or he'll die. The protection is as much for him as it is for the humans-so they'd de-contaminate going both ways

[@Shade01982]

I've worked with clean rooms where you actually 'decontaminate' going in. So, it's not unheard of at all.

[@nancyomalley6286]

@@Shade01982 Exactly! Otherwise, they won't be 'clean rooms' anymore

[@maggiealcantara9236]

There's something creepy knowing that this was published before the Covid outbreak... but it is a must watch for sure

[@super0mini0man6]

I'm pretty sure Covid started back in September or October

[@nsider220]

@@super0mini0man6 First case happened in december

[@metaparalysis3441]

@@nsider220 no he's right, but the government of IDK country concealed the facts

[@ohlordchild]

But now we now what went wrong

[@EAfirstlast]

I mean, it's depressing in how bad the reality of managing an outbreak under a anti science political agenda is. You can't repeatedly cut the funding of your pandemic response, and then desperately try and downplay a pandemic because you're afraid of not getting reelected if, like, pandemic things happen and expect the CDC to be able to do its job. All the things he's talking about, he simply failed to take into account that the CDC can only be as effective as they are allowed by the state.

[@irisenna2740]

can't wait to see all the movies about the coronavirus, there better not be any mistakes since WE ACTUALLY LIVED IT

[@l.c.8475]

Just wait another 50 years and we get a romanticized movie called "outbreak" where the presidents press briefings are actually coherent, there is PPE for everyone, the heroes stand uncomfortably close to each other on multiple occasions and in the grocery store scenes there's toilet paper on the shelves

[@lewisdepatserlord4737]

YEAH THEM FUTURE BOYS BETTER GET IT RIGHT

[@TheRabbitFear]

Watch the movie "contagion" probably the closest and most acurate we have to the current pandemic

[@jdminder2478]

If anyone’s left

[@NeverNude86]

Iris Enna I would not watch that movie. SINCE I ACTUALLY LIVED IT. cringes.

[@davidwarm4356]

It’s funny how NOW we all know perfectly what he is staying .

[@Reverend_Beezy]

Yup. We could pretty much all call out these mistakes ourselves at this point.

[@gnosticmom2805]

Well, maybe not "ha ha" funny, but yeah...

[@Niniel28b]

Yup. PPE? Sure, I know what personal protective equipment is. PCR tests? Absolutely, have had a couple of those done myself, thank you. At this point we know all the 'lingo'

[@kaitlin6184]

Yup

[@Stoogis]

@@Niniel28b but very few people understand the science, especially people who are anti vaccine.

[@fresh_vanilla]

“In real life things are a lot more controlled” This man had too much faith in how this would go down in real life.

[@nabilahuda3447]

"diseases like this dont ever get to the stage of global pandemic" covid-19: let me introduce myself

[@natashal3337]

I laughed sooo hard.😂

[@gold333]

He said the CDC’s job is to prevent them becoming pandemic, not that they never do. The last major one was only 100 years ago

[@chrisbeaty3572]

@@gold333 do more research last pandemic was in 1968 which was 52 years ago

[@francobugueno9989]

se refiere a que una pandemia tan letal no se trasmite globalmente porque mata al huesped de manera muy rapida, el caso cov es todo lo contrario un virus muy contagioso con muy poca letalidad.por esa misma razon es que es tan peligroso ironico pero cierto.

[@evawertz201]

what time stamp is that?

[@zwodder4424]

“They turn out to be not as uncontrollable as Hollywood makes it look like” *cough* Yeah about that . .

[@wegigprasasti1425]

Cough cough toilet paper cough cough

[@undzwar2498]

Don't cough at us!

[@colonelmonkey990]

Hey cover your mouth if you're gonna cough

[@Tinyga]

YOU GOT THE VIRUS

[@Tinyga]

@@acidstrawberries7667 r/woooosh

[@JohnDoe-dj3lw]

"We wouldn't use a live person as bait, LET ALONE A CHILD" LMAO

[@Shadow77999]

Lol..

[@oscargold1554]

We've done that throughout history.

[@beautifullEternal]

The CIA says hello, and assassinates you.

[@HELLO_KORO]

Lemme tell u sum...

[@_wayward_494]

@@oscargold1554 we've done alot of things throughout history

[@TheLastArbiter]

7:17 I absolutely love the edited back and forth between him and House here 😂

[@dmittleman9757]

I’ve had this saved on “Watch Later” for almost a year. I guess now’s as good a time as any to watch it.

[@joseescobedo7899]

How big is you watch later list oml

[@ishaanagrawal3575]

@@joseescobedo7899 lol. Theirs must be huge. Mine at peak was like 130 - 150 vids I think

[@batata1976]

@@joseescobedo7899 mine has 4k videos....

[@joseescobedo7899]

@@batata1976 oh God.....

[@batata1976]

@@joseescobedo7899 yeah...

[@codyguyan480]

4:06 "bats are a possible host for resting virus" 2020: you dont say

[@tgn-contentandotherstuff5652]

If you were to eat cooked bat it would be less likely to give you COVID but there is still that chance of the olate having it

[@gconsp]

Reston virus, not resting virus. Reston virus is a type of ebolavirus.

[@ashgood7368]

It wasn’t actually a bat though

[@richarddawkinsthemusical8728]

@@ashgood7368 when?

[@ashgood7368]

RichardDawkins TheMusical idk but Chinese people don’t eat bats unless I’m mistaken

[@ryanhaight3793]

Man KZbins algorithms got a great sense of humor

[@shecat1964]

Ya they like to after the fact.

[@jimmylilyjohn]

yeah...great "dark" sense of humor

[@DakaONER94]

You guys probably been watching updates on KZbin don’t act like this video was brought to you randomly

[@501Patrick]

Facts

[@vindiesel682]

Exactly bro

[@teoengchin]

In all the pandemic movies, none of them featured governments/politicians denying the existence/severity of the virus. Guess they must have though back then that such a thing would just be too unrealistic...

[@teoengchin]

well 4m+ dead world wide is a small percentage. but its still 4,000,000++

[@teoengchin]

@@Cmonbruh8549 what percentage of death would you consider serious?

[@teoengchin]

@@Cmonbruh8549 1% death among the infected, or 1% death of the world population?

[@mehere8038]

guess you weren't paying attention to what happened in contagion huh? It was at the very least hinted at & straight out conspiracy thinking at top levels of government & the CDC was openly shown, as was fake "cures" that made everything worse & that large corporates backed for financial gain, despite knowing full well they were fake & going to cost lives

[@Badmanpuntbaxter]

I love how Wired calls attention to these people with very hard-earned careers, who have proved they're the best and let's them share some of that knowledge with us. I never would have known any of this, and it's all so cool

[@WIRED]

Chance McWilliams thanks for saying so. If you want to learn even more about Brian and his work, check him out in this video we put up last year: kzbin.info/www/bejne/eIGvi4J8ftyikNU

[@brandonbasara3951]

Can we get Brian back on to talk about coronavirus ?

[@katelynx007]

Was just gonna say this!

[@thanh6523]

brandon basara Probably has no free time to do so as the virus is spreading like crazy

[@osamabinladen824]

@@thanh6523 We're gonna die

[@laurenbeck9088]

Jannib Andelo Bayutas honestly... is that such a bad thing tho?

[@acidace9239]

This 'I want to die' thing is so cliche. If you really wanted to die, you would of already done it already. Stop trying to be an edgy foompaloof. Anddd..I understand people have depression and reasons to want to die, but if you're really gonna say 'I wanna die', at least have a valid reason for it. I rest my case.

[@brookeruskin]

“No. We don’t ever call it the hot zone. It’s the lab.” 😂

[@janeeyre1990]

I love how matter of fact he was.

[@wvmurse]

I'd like to see her "hot zone"

[@Neur0nauT]

@It's Private Welcome to the "sweat box" ...nah that's not cool sounding either is it?

[@wingsofdivinity]

Also “we don’t call it patient zero. We would use the term index patient” Why? Because Patient Zero sounds too cool!?

[@Alianger]

not even the hot lab? aaw

[@RoseJacqueline426]

The original timing of this video? Impeccable.

[@kaipo_0603]

The fact that people were watching this when it came out thinking how scary it would be if this happened & then it happened just months after this video was released is honestly chilling to think about

[@shoazdon7000]

I watched it then and I was scared lol

[@hwoods-kg1jf]

I was thinking that when I clicked on the video and then seen the date it was posted lol

[@kristenstetzer5041]

Conspiracy theorieeees

[@greenman6141]

We were due. It had been almost exactly 100 years since the last one with this sort of reach...though that was hugely driven by WW1. The US troops brought it to Europe....

[@mariafepacora994]

HE LOOKED SO SWEET AND HAPPY IN THE PICTURE WITH HIS SUIT ON

[@bulgariagaming2852]

“In real life, things are a lot more controlled” This aged like milk

[@paxundpeace9970]

Milk doesn't age well.

[@juttamaier2111]

You know, your comment made me laugh out loud. Thanks for that.

[@sabibarahman7278]

@@paxundpeace9970 That's the point.

[@pashauzan]

@@paxundpeace9970 that's the point

[@holgerkrog8549]

@@paxundpeace9970 That's the point

[@shiftygoose7230]

I love how 2 years later a lot of the things this guy is saying is both proved wrong AND correct.

[@nevaehhamilton3493]

It's because humans are incompetent failures who never listen to reason or logic.

[@GHST-jv8th]

*watches zombie bite human and turn him into a zombie* CDC specialist- typically it doesn’t happen that fast. Me- wait... what?

[@dalazyworf]

If anything, it would be like in the last of us where you slowly have your bodily functions taken over by the infection. So you lose your humanity and turn into a feral monster.

[@thegamingmonkey939]

Magicsword89 I think his comment was implying that the cdc guy knew zombies existed and had seen them cuz of the way he bluntly said it doesn’t happen that fast.

[@giannhsskokotas1289]

For all of you in the replies and the comment, he means viruses spreading and completely infecting a human, not for zombies

[@Mike-md8oi]

It should be obvious he is saying viruses of any kind don't just take over the body so quickly

[@insertsomethingfuni2617]

@@GHST-jv8th what's with the emojis? Also the joke was that the dood siad it TYPICALLY doesn't happen that fast, implying that there are examples in real life

[@Sanne78]

I like that he got excited about a potential alien bringing new "neat" virusses to us :D

[@marcinszudrowicz6988]

Best part

[@alicefinardi1025]

He was more excited about the alien viruses that about the alien itself lol

[@volcanocollins9845]

Why you think they are in antarctica. The old and frozen is alien to us. They found a few big ones down there.

[@julia-claire]

@@volcanocollins9845 really? source please?

[@conman1395]

That is a scientist for ya

[@FixedWing82]

I don't know why, but "Disease expert breaks down pandemic scenes" had me clicking *instantly* The algorithm is adapting

[@nosuchthing8]

Winter is coming so we subconsciously are more wary of diseases now

[@mysmirandam.6618]

Yep

[@punctuationman334]

FixedWing82 this video made me replay plague inc.

[@kaptainkaos1202]

Mr. Amman was fantastic! I loved his concise explanations and his dry sense of humor. I really think the CDC should use him in public relations and outreach programs.

[@JacF6734]

"A pandemic is not nearly as incontrollable as Hollywood makes it seem." *Narrator voice:* "It was just as incontrollable as Hollywood made it seem."

[@dinamosflams]

The thing is, after the spanish Flu and before covid, every potential pandemic was well controlled

[@beckham3533]

Well i guess they werent expecting one of the most infectious diseases of the decade to appear

[@darian11t]

It’s impossible to control stupid people

[@Rakerong]

@@darian11t Exactly. And absolutely terrible leadership only furthered the stupidity and caused people to question and ignore actual medical professionals and scientists.

[@SQUDSNPR]

Only uncontrollable because we had an incompetent president

[@billyparkins757]

“Kissing is a great way to get a virus” Guess I’m safe then

[@Moleda1986]

Billy Parkins Me too 😩

[@williamnelson5549]

Billy Parkins same 😅

[@lunatic5162]

Same. We Will survive lmao

[@wigglyfruit4708]

Billy Parkins 😔 feels bad man

[@kertaspaper94]

Maybe not necessarily kissing another person

[@anonymousgarbage4594]

Person in pandemic movie: *coughs* Everyone else: *intense sweating*

[@samwallaceart288]

Anonymous Garbage - imagine someone coughing and everyone else in the elevator looking like your profile pic.

[@MarcusVinicius-ft9ll]

Technically, this is one of the symptoms.

[@puffix6895]

SamWallace Art 😂😂😂😂 dead

[@clonechoopa31]

Vaccinated kid: *coughs* All the other un-vaccinated kids in the same room: *intense sweating*

[@AlexSDU]

@@clonechoopa31 more like drop dead instantly.

[@uofc57]

I want this guy to do a video critiquing the handling of COVID by different governments

[@samp-w7439]

Yes please!

[@oa3255]

This dude isn't available for KZbin videos currently cause we all know what's he's busy with these days.

[@eagletmars]

Foreal.

[@tylerabney2600]

Yup, he’s drinking an ice cold Corona

[@randompanperson8061]

Bro's fighting off zombies

[@alexzanderc7366]

Music Fanaticio not high enough alcohol content so rip

[@appal5052]

Random Pan Person *ZOMBIES THEME INTENSIFIES*

[@hasanahhasan1608]

He knows a lot about viruses. Just not about how stupid people are.

[@WowoStorm_]

True very very very true

[@whittengreen8781]

Poor guy he had so much more faith in humanity.. I just imagine how that faith has been destroyed in these months..

[@michaelstark7388]

So this entire pandemic is because this guy didnt knock on wood when he said "in real life things would be more controlled"

[@stickanimations1900]

@@whittengreen8781 bruh you just copied someone’s comment

[@TheIVthlife]

Tell em

[@MsAdlerHolmes]

It's so cute when he gets excited talking about alien viruses

[@ayushkumar-bg1xf]

maybe that is his dream come true at his job

[@i3rucei3ruce]

except that he missed the reason for decontaminating prior to entering ET's tent

[@unknow11712]

@@i3rucei3ruce well, he may have a xenophobe tendency , so he doesn't care about ET health , but i guess you think its good not to contaminate ET with earth virus (WAY TOO LATE , i would say. )

[@andrek6920]

It is probably too late, but you might aswell decontaminate beforehand anyways just in the slight chance that the ET didnt already catch anything, atleast not anything fatal, so you make sure you dont introduce something new that would be fatal or which could together with something he already has be fatal. Having 2 diseases is worse than 1 afterall.

[@marclou4228]

He seems nice

[@LillaVya]

"You see people shaking hands, and that doesn't occur in an outbreak area" I feel sorry for Brian, he seems like he had a lot of faith in humanity I wonder how he's doing today :(

[@rockstarJDP]

"Man I hate it when my flamethrower stops working..." Killed me 😅

[@NilRacing]

He said so well too... haha

[@ramirogalvan9665]

Bruh I was dying😂😂

[@triv1]

R.I.P.

[@Raven-bz4ps]

I Wanna know if he was being serious or not he had no joking tone to it but who knows lmao

[@CUCHO777]

*DING!*

[@cleetusvonbehren8847]

"We wouldnt use a live person as bait, let alone a child" **chris hansen has left the chat**

[@stillakilla]

Underrated af.

[@natmaccc]

Lmao this is hilarious

[@eubie6506]

it’s always an adult who works for the show, that show has never used a child lol

[@cleetusvonbehren8847]

grim lol I know I’m just being a doofus

[@BopaBola]

@@eubie6506 you must be fun at childrens parties

[@Dustin_N]

Contagion is one the most underrated horrifying movies

[@spidergirl5784]

My science teacher decided it would be a good thing to show us. It was highly entertaining, finding out about how viruses are spread and how terrifying it is

[@popeyethe29th]

Yes, it creeped me out more than any traditional "horror" movie because of how credible and realistic it is.

[@nicolasdiaz1542]

@@spidergirl5784 same

[@warmfridge856]

That movie scared me. I hated it

[@haechanverse]

I should try watching it again. First time i tried watching it was in a busy classroom and i couldn't understand the plot

[@spotspoister172]

In the movies everything is chaos but now we just make memes about quarantine.

[@Mari-sq6cx]

The reason the one doctor didn't have on eye protection is way too reminiscent of the lack of supplies doctors had when Covid started

[@bettyleeable]

Too true 😞

[@divineinpurple9058]

Wired: Please do a follow up interview with him reflecting on this, I'd love to get his perspective now.

[@Soeia.ElliotClark]

He never denied the existence of zombies. Just sayin'.

[@Cynistrelle]

Kelly Marie just like you don’t need to tell people that magic doesn’t exist

[@spinakker14]

Yeah, that concerned me too. He said how other things were sci-fi, but a zombie infection? All he said was how you can get infected

[@Samuitsuki]

Zombies do exist in some way. Just not human ones.

[@ineedaname5928]

It’s very possible for a zombie like disease to occur, though maybe not the entire raising of the dead type zombie but more just turning living humans into a ‘walking corpse’ per say.

[@anthonypradana4521]

Cause there are zombies,just like this kzbin.info/www/bejne/faDCfXywbNCHpc0

[@theteamranbir]

Disease expert: "small pox has been eradicated." Anti-vaxxers: "Hold my beer."

[@spcsalas138]

Pandemic expert: "if this were real life everyone would have proper PPE" Real life: insufficient quantities of PPE for medical personnel, people making DIY respirators on KZbin

[@TheMapa888]

@@khamjaninja. Super informative especially with the helpful analogy of the negative pressure rooms!

[@RasenRendanX]

Wish this guy was my high school science teacher.

[@justnuttedinasock2054]

unitedkingdom offiveeyes ?

[@gardomedia]

unitedkingdom offiveeyes WTF?

[@justnuttedinasock2054]

unitedkingdom offiveeyes Ok

[@ianlee5109]

unitedkingdom offiveeyes NO ONE was trying to get political dude wtf.

[@kromegal_xe6594]

@unitedkingdom offiveeyes Nah, nobody told me stuff like that.

[@leydiw6419]

I hope Brian is doing well during the coronavirus.

[@leandrocasas90]

Man he must be rocking it right now

[@RmcBlueSky]

Think he's busy.

[@r3zaful]

He is really busy rn no doubt

[@dashl8880]

Man he looks pretty old :/

[@estradiolvalerate8925]

He died 😭

[@squattycoati931]

This video needs an updated version now that we have lived through a pandemic for sure!

[@parkeypence5974]

"It's total chaos, it's a mess. That's pure Hollywood fiction." Should we tell him?

[@tiltedmouse1972]

yeah Hollywood fiction became a reality

[@asj9837]

Don't you dare.

[@tiltedmouse1972]

@@asj9837 be he should know 😅

[@crossthekira99]

Poor dude is probably living it now

[@karlotamm1165]

I wish they did an update with his opinions about what is happening now.

[@shanmarie4122]

"They would all have proper PPE, folks wouldn't be shaking hands"... man this did not age well in 2020

[@zsoltcsonka7340]

Happy holidays shan

[@hallzy2379]

He is referring to a local outbreak, not a pandemic.

[@makishimasuamvs8548]

Who cares? It was a year ago now he couldn't have possibly known

[@MrTrapezoid]

800th like

[@acepilot1]

Except it has aged well, the few “greetings” that are acceptable now are elbow bumps, but we seem to prefer to keep safer and stick to a nod

[@abetterlivedlife]

I want him to react to this now. He has overestimated people and their ability to respond rationally.

[@nancyomalley9959]

And OVERestimated the amount of available PPE supplies for every health care worker. In "Outbreak", the hospital is in a small town under quarantine-That hospital would most likely run out of safety goggles so that nurse would end up having to go without the goggles

[@patrikjansen7831]

And he underestimated the amount of people who are for some reason afraid of bill gates

[@NovusIgnis]

He underestimated how much the government would jump on this as an opportunity to seize more power is what you mean.

[@kristibunny1620]

person-rational group-irrational Groups have lead this pandemic which is why none of the “facts” match

[@LordPrometheous]

When you're highly intelligent and often surrounded with people who are similarly knowledgeable, you forget how stupid the general public can be.

[@hakhm]

That's why I like the movie "Contagious", it's very similar to what happened when covid-19 hit. And thank God that covid-19 is not as fatal as the virus in the movie and if it was, the exact same would happen in real life

[@mehere8038]

pity the vaccine isn't as effective as the one in contagion though

[@HO0PSZ]

Wired has some serious connections. I always love the people y’all find to put in these videos. 🙃

[@emmanuellebelanger9429]

I think a lot of experts would say yes and consider it an opportunity to educate the public. I do (am a public health professor).

[@001100AAAEA]

Like, you knew them already?

[@severalwolves]

Yeah, it’s almost like they’re some kinda huge media brand with a vast reach. Or something. But seriously, if I tried to put something like this together, half the episodes would just be, like, my hippie roommate, breaking down how other people’s diets are all actually the wrong diet. Or about all the people who don’t care for their pets to the exact, unrealistic degree she seems to think that she would. D:

[@jeanthepants7905]

Me too. They are all so great. I want to know about their lives to see how they got to the positions they got to.

[@FiksIIanzO]

To be fair, in E.T, decontamination _before_ entering the room is also required. Not to keep the crew safe, but to keep _E.T._ safe. Who knows what Earthborne pathogens can do to an alien?

[@saratrejo6658]

But they know E.T. had been on Earth for some time already.

[@FiksIIanzO]

@@saratrejo6658 Doesn't matter. Protocol is protocol. Maybe one very specific bacterium on one very specific human will prove deadly.

[@Cryogenius333]

Sara Trejo Yes and he was extremely sick and at that point was dying.

[@blackdragonxtra]

​@@saratrejo6658 Secondary infection is a thing

[@kavanthakur5788]

Actually that makes total sense

[@dinil5566]

I could sit in his lecture class all day and I don't get bored.

[@LuLu-Sil]

When it comes to Zombie movies and infections I pretty much always write it off as heart rate. If it's a blood thing, the bite happens then when the infection enters the system and it gets transported throughout the body via the blood, with an increased heart rate the infection will travel faster to the heart and brain. Which is why they usually turn so fast. High stress situation = even faster heart rate.

[@hideyasumusha7211]

We need this guy back to talk about Coronavirus

[@rumblefish9]

nah he busy

[@Vortex_one]

@@rumblefish9 😂

[@Kier4n99]

@MR FREEZE-98 you sound like a Joe Rogan fan

[@nickfaulconer8013]

Aidan B joe is a Bernie fan..

[@mustardwhore]

op, whats on ur display pic ? i see a lot of people using it but cant find the source.. just curious why everyone uses it 😂

[@imtiredpleasego8687]

Deadly alien viruses: theoretically exist Man of science: I just think they’re neat

[@garlicbread685]

I think it would be an interesting topic to see how otherworldly viruses develop and how they’re structured

[@mikecimerian6913]

I suppose he was thinking of all the implications. While viruses are not living things on their own, finding an ET virus would prove that life exists elsewhere. Just this would be mind blowing. Would they be carbon based? What are they coding for. Can these viruses be studied in order to better fight our own... he is mind blown by the number of new fields of research that could be opened in one stroke. Imagine him at 30 :-) enthusiastic, dedicated and full of energy. He might have clapped his hands in wonder or even delight.

[@eternityD9]

@@garlicbread685 I'd rather just live to see another day to be honest.

[@mr.turtle4394]

I would love to see a Movie about an Alien invasion but the Aliens bring their viruses and infect us instead of the other way

[@tomtemple69]

@@mikecimerian6913 their viruses might be useless against human dna

[@gucci_glasses23]

Contagion is one of those movies that really freaked me out during the start of the pandemic because of how coincidental the spread of that disease in that movie was to how the corona virus was.

[@ezequielmondada6427]

The virus of the movie was in fact a coronavirus

[@JT29501]

@@ezequielmondada6427 No, I think it was based on the Nipahvirus. Similar though! But definitely not the same - note all the encephalitis type symptoms prominent in Contagion. Also, the disease in Contagion was quite a bit deadlier than our current pandemic. There's loads of stuff that the movie predicts very well though, like the focus on false cures, the panic in the general population, and the race for a vaccine (although that bit is a little bit Hollywood, when she injects herself to test the vaccine and that ONE person is enough to get it put into use, that wouldn't happen.. although I do think our high standards of efficacy and safety would be lowered the more deadly the disease we face. In fact I'd hope so! Imagine a virus escapes that kills 80% of the people it infects... if that happened, we shouldn't wait too long for clinical trials, we'd be desperate to try anything).

[@ezequielmondada6427]

@@JT29501 yea I didn't compared the virus of the movie to be the real one, I think they say it was a coronavirus inspired in the coronavirus know at that times the virus of SARS and MERS, and the other paragraph yes I totally agree with you.(Sorry if I write wrong English is not my first language).

[@JT29501]

@@ezequielmondada6427 Yeah, the deadliness of the virus in Contagion is definitely similar to SARS or MERS. It's interesting how generally viruses seem to need to find a sweet spot between deadliness and contagiousness to kill lots and lots of people! Of course that isn't guaranteed going forward but it does seem to be useful as a general rule of thumb. And don't worry, your English is great!

[@ezequielmondada6427]

@@JT29501 thank you! It always fascinate me how a thing that we don't classify as a living organisms can do such a successful organism in this planet.

[@crystalmeier6579]

After working as a lab tech in a lab for several years I thought I was so great at pointing out the contamination flaws in these movies but man, you nailed it! I missed so much! Good thing I'm retired now.

[@heyning6769]

This is the definition of not aging well

[@ems7623]

I think it has aged extremely well, with the exception of one overly optimistic comment at the end.

[@aeiou4184]

Aged like milk

[@joeymartindacuycuy1494]

This guy is like ur cool grandpa who buys u burgers after school and explains how many bacterias are in ur face right now

[@buttermebuns6974]

Joey Martin Dacuycuy burgers are a great way to spread a virus you know

[@miapjo12]

Joey Martin Dacuycuy 😂

[@simon-tm3bg]

I was the 169th liker just sayin

[@sharonranjit4227]

Joey Martin Dacuycuy I need a grandpa/senior friend like that 😂

[@Gloomyraindrop]

Idk what's cool about the explaining bacteria on your face but okay lol whatever floats your boat. Kindof a random fantasy though.

[@adriennecode]

Oh man. My friend's dad worked for the CDC, and loved explaining how outbreaks worked. Career day every year was traumatizing.

[@penoyer79]

LOL I can only imagine.

[@adriennecode]

@Kevin Prima ??? Do you have something against the CDC? No he made a living keeping the public safe and aware. Ignorance is bliss but dangerous. Awareness can be scary sometimes sure, but it keeps you and those around you safe. My classmates and I were able to understand the need for hygiene and preventing the spread of diseases at the young age of 8 thanks to him. Most kids that age still eat random stuff off the floor.

[@AaronHatcher]

Haha nice

[@AaronHatcher]

@Kevin Prima stfu

[@peacefulambiance9064]

@@adriennecode if my food falls on the floor, it times of emergency just kiss it to god