"Without Permission - You cannot do so!"

[@karlhawkes]

More like a sitcom character than an actual security guard.

[@louismoore3141]

League of gentlemen

[@kevinsancto1574]

This bloke really is pure comedy gold Little Britain has come true 😂😅😂

[@dtz1000]

For some reason, Pure Audits reminds me of the guy in the wheelchair who says, "Yeah, I know" all the time. It's so funny.

[@mickmcloughlin5816]

The insecurity guard was hilarious 😂😂

[@johnfellows2867]

What an absolute Knob Jockey !

[@carlswift8682]

If there are no gates or signs saying private or no entry, there is an implied right of public access.

[@garyevans8116]

This insecurity guard is an absolute moron. He behaved like this because you didn’t ask him for his permission. I hope the company gets lots of complaints because I’m making a phone call to them

[@georgeroskilly7524]

What a muppet living in his own world!

[@leyland110]

Good for you standing your ground

[@anthonyoconnell9389]

That was so funny 🤣🤣😂😂 that security guard getting his knickers in a twist 😂🥃💚☘️👍

[@MrTorrit]

It’s so funny when he emphasises a sentence to make it sound like the absolute truth. Funny when it doesn’t work.

[@davelordy]

_"you're disturbing this entrance"_ Something tells me that's not the first time he's used that phrase.

[@robertmawby3021]

This bloke is obsessed with seamen!

[@anthonybrooker2702]

Seaman Stains and Master Bates ?

[@leeoliver7151]

I bet he’s had plenty of seamen

[@spundley]

He must be very official, as he enunciates every single consonant - no sloppy slurring of his words here! 😂

[@stevetaylor4387]

“Who are you then?” “What’s it look like?” Wow, so many answers to that. 😂

[@Wearenotlevytv]

We,ll be alright if all the lawyers ever go on strike . The security guards with their law degrees will be able to keep the legal system running 😅😅😅

[@cookiemonster2299]

You may not have made a new friend there but you two could easily be the next Mortimer and Whitehouse, that was hilarious. 🤣😂🤣😂😭👍❤️🇬🇧

[@ShortieLeeroy]

You are responsible that the security bloke lost the remaining hair on his bonnet.

[@rudeboijasmithy]

Definitely shouldn’t be working that role.

[@pauls3075]

What would you rather someone with that level of intelligence be doing?

[@IN_THIS_DAY_AND_AGE]

​@pauls3075 Definitely not working at Sellafield.

[@dsds3968]

Wonderful work, some of the best comedy I've seen. He got so angry.

[@PureAudits]

Thank you - and thanks for watching 👍 PA

[@markrhodes5828]

an absolutely clueless security guard

[@hc3932]

He wanted to be chairman of the board but he ended up in security!

[@paulbromley6687]

Just imagine how many trains are not getting spotted all because they have all got security jobs.

[@justmatt7931]

Its amazing how many laws get created before our very eyes

[@grahamh6988]

That security guard is a bit....special.....like they've employed the stupidest nerd they could find!

[@westentertainer]

See kids this is what happens if you don’t go to school. You will have to get a job in security. He needs education on the law 😂

[@smoggydrones5664]

I work in security get paid £30k+. It’s a good career if you choose the right company. Some security firms pay peanuts so attract monkeys. I am offended by your generalisation

[@westentertainer]

@@smoggydrones5664 I hope you are more educated regarding the law than him then. He made a fool of himself and I’m afraid made the security world . I watch hundreds of these type of audits and maybe 10% there are brilliant security and they understand the law so when you state monkey and peanuts you are spot on

[@QuagmiresDooflab]

Don't be a snob! That's very offensive. What do you do that sets the world on fire??

[@MANCHESTERQUIZ]

The security guard defo still lives with his mum lol

[@NRVERTAKEMEALIVE]

He needs a sign or at least a badge that says numpty!

[@craigskayman8422]

Like a child having a tantrum he was.

[@PJ-wm9nq]

Yoda's on form today! There stay you, removed you will be.

[@shutterupphotography295]

he is so sketchy that i would check his cabin for a child....

[@JamesBrown-lc4fw]

😂😂 he was going to have a stroke

[@hammerborg5663]

Best laugh in days, brilliant.

[@retroonhisbikes]

Wow Siemens divert all aircraft, i wonder if Siemens stop the space station from flying over head too.

[@daviddoyle5291]

Looks like there are a lot of asbestos roof on that site.

[@rsg4m]

I don't understand what you don't understand when he told you to "Pop off' 😂😂😂

[@steverpcb]

Shared access with open gates and no signage, there is an implied right of public access, in short, a publicly accessible area !

[@frankhyam3125]

Your f.... brilliant mate,so funny my currant fav auditor

[@PureAudits]

Thank you - and thanks for supporting me 👍 PA

[@65castle]

Just brilliant you need an awards ceremony complete with you as top nomination

[@zog97xy]

What a berk! this is better than monty python!

[@colinbassett1170]

Could be a candidate for looney of the month.

[@andrewlitow]

Dude said Siemen more than a fertility clinic

[@bovnet]

Security caught napping

[@zimmerman1293]

The lunatics have taken over the Asylum

[@rchippy2319]

Where was security when you walked in😂

[@sandrapearson4658]

He is hilarious 😅😂😂

[@alanlofus3100]

typical security twonker that invents laws

[@mickbranton3677]

Brilliant 😂.... love watching pure audits 👍.

[@IamtheBirmingham6]

Security guard who should not be in the job...incompetent is a positive comment for that fool.

[@Exploringcornwall1]

He has delusions of adequacy!

[@AndrewJosephActor]

Off you pop 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Mr_MrsMagill]

Lol I love how you are so persistent 😂😂 have to get my DRONE up ❤

[@ysgol3]

😂He only applied for the job so he could say 'Ooh semen' all the time in a wildly intense way. Comedy gold, brilliantly done, thank you, subscribed.

[@bobthecat6188]

security gets a bit spunky in defence of siemans

[@andrewgarner2224]

Security: There's no sign to say it's public Auditor: Well then it should be quite easy for you to show me a sign on your side of the gate that says you are now leaving private property

[@kennyjones3679]

I bet he felt a right Whalley.

[@CURVEDGLASS123]

That guard needs his own Netflix series. Please.

[@gitmoholliday5764]

yeah... it looks very "restricted" about as restricted as Blackpool on a sunny day.

[@IN_THIS_DAY_AND_AGE]

You flew the drone. Now Siemens are going to prosecute you. Silly security said so.

[@kathbilly]

So funny; yourself and DJ Audits are the best auditors 100% I watch you both. With your style is totally unique brilliant 😊 Great work !

[@PureAudits]

Thank you 😀

[@kennyjones3679]

The reason why I would be a crap auditor I would have lost it with him.

[@green856w]

This so-called auditor can hardly be called better than crap. It's a fake role; little nobodies trying to find a purpose in life and failing miserably. So needy - 'Look at me, I carry a cam/phone so I can get noticed by somebody, as otherwise no one would notice me'.

[@shutterupphotography295]

@@green856w and you watched it all the way through and made a comment lmfao..

[@smeehere]

​@green856w Thanks for the view and comment, it helps grow his channel. Keep up your work here, there's a good chap

[@dsds3968]

@@green856w doesn't matter what you think he is called. He's one of the funniest.

[@telly9004]

Security is comedy gold Off ya pop then 😂

[@TonyB-is5pg]

Great wind up ! You’re playing that Columbo role well 👍

[@kenburt9696]

I thought he was going to stamp his little foot and flounce off, what a little princess !

[@woods19364]

But I always put my drone up, is that a euphemism?

[@michaelward9643]

The thing is...if he tried to be funny he probably couldn't!

[@paulbromley6687]

Is that Dick Stains security guard works for Siemens. Siemens Stains.

[@newsnowhamilton]

What an absolutely staggering level of ignorance. How can a grown man be so woefully unaware of the realities and rights in his own country? Does he really think that every public space in the UK needs a sign declaring it public 😳😄🙄?!?! My god man, get a clue 🫤

[@brianmchugh7679]

😂😂😂 The guy is getting completely flustered.

[@InnocentMan99]

Brilliant wind up 😂

[@isshereallygoingoutwithhim]

Eric Morecambe got himself in a bit of a tizzy😂was much funnier when he done the double act with Ernie 😁

[@petermurphy8580]

I'll bet he's a confirmed bachelor who lives with his mum

[@kennyjones3679]

The reason why Siemens need to vet their security they will drop you in it.

[@SeentySeen]

The three P's Private Property Permission leads to Piss Poor Performance. And then the big P audits comes along. What other P's do we have?

[@philrobinson5667]

Felt a bit sorry for the Security Guard, Siemens need to put him on a basic course to sort out where he stands on the law and how to talk to members of the public (there’s day courses easily available)…instead the poor bloke became flustered and he’s not paid anywhere enough money to be upset at work. Hope his firm looks after him better.

[@MickJ666]

I bet the receptionist gave security a telling off for not seeing you walk in🤣 that's why he was so arsey I bet🤣

[@rupertrigsby]

Exactly

[@allanfoster5418]

Security guard is a clown. 🤡 its illegal to fly a Drone over here. 🤔🤔🤭😂🤣😅😅🤣🤣😂😂

[@JesusLovesYou-nd1rz]

The amount of security who don't know the law around drones and air space is staggering. They call the police, but the police know it's not illegal so they never do anything. These people need to be educated.

[@leeoliver7151]

That security guard is a ringer for Eddie the eagle

[@Dan-rx5us]

That security guard has the worst attitude I've seen on a audit

[@JoFloss]

There doesn’t need to be a private property sign. There is a gate. It doesn’t matter if it is open. The gate denotes private property. The law is clear on the test - “would a reasonable person conclude that this is private property?” Indeed they would. You had no lawful business with the Company. Just fly your drone from outside and pop off. Easy.

[@retroonhisbikes]

What a silly man, imagine going through fearing legal activities.

[@connect4glyn]

Blimey , this so called security man isn't the brightest spark is he ! Glad he was here though for the entertainment he gives . Looks like Eric Morecabe's love child .

[@thadonis.]

"Show me a siiiign" film me baby one more time. 🎵🎶

[@hicks3749]

Poindexter has been on the blue smarties again.

[@craigkolstad983]

Comedy gold potential here. Mr Myopic baldy impotence v the public. Could be a BBC series.

[@allenomalley4014]

Security lawyer only the crown can prosecute

[@garyroberts7173]

What a goon this security guard is 😂😂

[@allenomalley4014]

He talks funny … he has been bestowed with great gravitas.

[@tonycox5625]

He comes from a long line of Siemens!

[@steveh6373]

These posts are often the same theam but I never get bored watching them. The gards never get it do they, never to qued up.

[@KoshVorlon-xb3wq]

Walter Banker security guard was.

[@atitnac598]

😡🤬 That REALLY annoys me....." Off you pop then "😡🤬

[@josephthompson1318]

The sighn is illegal for ALL on their property. False disclaimer.

[@josephthompson1318]

Impied rights of access.

[@ef7480]

On The Buses featuring Eric Morecambe...

[@alfiecorlett8891]

Thought he was going to cry 🥲🥲

[@atitnac598]

Te hapless guard was left rather flummoxed methinks.🤔🤔🤣🤣

[@marklatimer7333]

After all these months I just realised who you sound like - Granddad Trotter.

[@evo676-x1i]

🤣 This is pure comedy. You sure this is not a sketch for Little Britain or something. That Security Guard (Perimeter Pete) should be on TV. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@stevecowdell6622]

Is stupid a necessary requirement for the security gang?

[@madcapjourneys9014]

If you are ask to leave private property you have to leave you know this and film and fly the drone from outside their property what is your problem