Wives And Knives. Scott Losse - Full Special

[@DarthTwilight]

"She should throw in the towel but she can't make one" will have him sleeping on the couch for years to come.

[@cailyn1396]

Heck he just said that XD

[@graceb7284]

😂😂😂

[@starkusmc1981]

Oh, no. Not the couch. Not a comfortable mini bed with the biggest TV in the house.

[@danstains4151]

@@cailyn1396 7⁷⁷⁷⅞⅞⁷⁷⁷⁷

[@lilykabachia]

So true. 😂😂

[@Poetryandprose]

His delivery is one of the best I’ve listened to. Very dry, laid back, rhetorical , self deprecating , and oh so chill. Best of everything to his career. He’s his own style

[@former_discrepancies9398]

as someone with a random "we dont know" seizure disorder. His part about the people asking if you want weed, then the "playing a game and waking up in the arms of a handsome fire fighter" is such a MOOD

[@patriciahughes7516]

Absolutely, like I wanted to rewind and just listen to the whole bit again, because I've heard several times "You have a legal state now, try weed!". I'm like "Weed is known to make you paranoid and one of my seizure triggers is stress, THIS DOES NOT SOUND HELPFUL!". lol

[@ochakouraraka3316]

Yeah cousin went on it for his seizures and made then worse. Then he had the bright idea to offer it to my epileptic but because "It'll make you feel good!" Yeah the same as a sledgehammer! P.S. Cousin had been clean for 3 months, super proud! His seizures stopped too and he got a job.

[@TrudyConway]

I love when a comedian has their own style and isn't trying to be a clone of whoever they admire. His humor is dry and I dig it.

[@whocares5463]

No, that is NOT why it's called Dry Bar. It's dry as in no alcohol

[@TrudyConway]

@@whocares5463 we were sharing a joke.

[@lacyserles3788]

@Alinka Golovach QA@

[@heretical_habits9512]

He reminds me of an unpolished todd Barry

[@fabledfantasty7343]

@Alinka Golovach Why u lying to people? It's called DRYBAR, because there isn't any booze served durning the shows! The fact that people are giving u 👍, on your dumb reason, just blows my mind!

[@stitchedpumpkin5905]

"I noticed the sink was full of dirty dishes and instead of cleaning them I sprayed them with Febreeze." ... "Febreeze is not a product for clean people." ... Hahahaha it's so true.

[@alyupde9337]

It was originally advertised as you described. It did horribly. They rebranded and made it for doing after your cleaning to keep the room smelling fresh and clean. The product took off. Weird random useless information I know...

[@NatandGeorge]

@@alyupde9337 They still say "clean with Febreeze" & I want to vomit.

[@CharlotteG754]

100% my exact thoughts 💭 haha

[@cliffmiles8862]

Thanks!

[@BryanChance]

"She sent me to the store to purchase an argument..." LOL

[@LukenUSee]

Loved that one!😁

[@brianspenst1374]

Best joke of the routine. I have been there and purchased several arguments.

[@choppertimberland139]

If you value your sanity stay single lol

[@ChiaPepper]

@@LukenUSee ppp;p

[@vladymirmerine2431]

I haven't even started the video yet, but this comment had me rollin' off my futon, lool! 😂

[@graceb7284]

"I recently got knuckle tats cause why not once you have a bird on your hand there's nothing holding you back" 😂😂

[@christinepierce7560]

👩‍🎤 Today is the 1st time hearing this young man and I can’t stop laughing. Thank you Dry Bar 🥰

[@PamelaCulp-k7v]

Scott is extremely entertaining. He is so chill but at the same time he keeps you captivated while laughing the kind of laughter from deep down. I truly enjoyed his routine. Plus, he is just plain likable. Hope to see him again Soon and often. ❤🇺🇸🚑😂

[@tspks2128]

Crazy, my husband has epilepsy and had a seizure two weeks ago, and I just so happened to stumble across this gentleman. He’s really good!

[@discobikerAndRosie]

I had no idea there are headphones called beats. I thought of beets! But, I'm country folk & i love my beets. 😂 I have 3 baby chicks named Chocolate Fudge, Peanutbutter, & Jelly. I have a big roo named Not Miracle.

[@mms208]

This guy is great! My type of humor. Hopefully he’ll be invited back!

[@yazajag]

This was really funny. I laughed out loud, Scott has really dry witty observational humor and his jokes caught me off guard, even though I'm familiar with some of his stand up. Great show! 😂👏🏽👍🏽

[@samanthamorgan432]

Thank you so much for sharing that you have epilepsy. I was diagnosed thirteen years ago and to this day they have no idea why I have seizures. Listening to someone else who can make light of this made my day.

[@danielleaugustine2241]

Bwah ha haaaa... Loved this! Well done, Scott Loose! 🤣 Loved your sense of humor and delivery. Wish you all the best and so much success. 💖

[@danielleaugustine2241]

They made it a felony to threaten a DMV employee... Which means they had a meeting where they would improve customer service or make it illegal for you to be unhappy... 😂

[@alexforce9]

I have the feeling I just watched a therapy sesion.

[@everss02]

Dude's wife must be fat and angry af

[@adcreel9079]

00:35 and reading your comment..... lol geeze

[@aprilsilvers381]

Funny..

[@chillinwithdylan636]

Alex Force *session 😎✌

[@pleochroic]

And I found another favourite. Dry Bar really has quite a number of unknown but funny-in-an-unusual-way comedians. Love Scott Losse's dry, weirdly sideways humour.

[@a.w.3772]

I love his delivery!

[@peanut.buhtur]

his voice is so weirdly awkward it makes the jokes funnier

[@originalbukatv]

Supremely great new comedian. A completely new and refreshing style of comedy! Wonderful, just wonderfully funny! I was holding my sides on many parts of this entire special!

[@stacey3638]

These are some of the nicest KZbin comments I've ever read

[@Loctorak]

Your FACE is some of the nicest KZbin comments you've ever read. Gottem

[@NatandGeorge]

More Scott Losse, please! I want to see how long he can look this young!

[@ders972]

I really liked this. I laughed a lot, it made me happy.

[@rogersledz6793]

Thank you so much for uploading this video. It is helping me to get through the pandemic!

[@misfittoytower]

A lot of good material in there! The kiss bit at the end cracked me up!

[@KogasaGaSagasa]

The age thing hits me right in the anxiety I don't even know I had, thanks

[@МашаПерельман]

It doesn't sound like other comedians.. He is different...has his own style... I liked it

[@toddvandell85]

"I've been trying to work out. But I'm not the most athletic person, guys. If it wasn't for deodorant? I wouldn't know what sport smells like. Kinda spicey."

[@minarooda]

I love his breathy stifled laugh at the end of his jokes! Made me laugh harder😂

[@petersiliekrause2203]

He‘s awesome and unique! Enjoyed it!

[@feynmanwasagenius3482]

He definitely has potential, a lot of funny jokes there

[@jonlinen225]

Love this guy's kind comedy. Hilarious!

[@Egoblivion]

Well, I guess his commedy is kind of kind...?

[@geminikb]

1. Get hubby to be your courier/personal shopper.... [arguments about shopping are purchased.....] 2. Every time hubby goes to store for you, thank him, tell him you love him, and remind him, if he has any questions, text or call.

[@adcreel9079]

I need me one of dem good ones 😎👍🔥

[@alyupde9337]

Sometimes you just have to step back and think of what the other person is going through and shoe some gratitude!

[@alyupde9337]

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[@DavidGonzalez-hk4oj]

Hello dear nice to meet you

[@DavidGonzalez-hk4oj]

I'm Jason by name please can we talk?

[@VioletJoy]

His low key, dry delivery. 😂

[@clivewells7090]

Just clicking to say yor thumbnail is beautiful X

[@JeffWarren47]

@Violet Jay 😆Do u think Im FUNNY?Watch my 2nd OPEN MIC and tell me what u think.

[@anydaynow]

Jeff Warren *Joy

[@sarahserenity3872]

Thanks for making me laugh!

[@SanitysRebellion]

I like how he snickers at his own jokes. You can tell he’s having a good time.

[@kaimerradraws5250]

Dude! I was totally wondering about the hand tattoos on the first minute! 😂

[@bcaye]

Rescue is rescue. The check you wrote paid for the dog to be neutered, vaccinated and fed/housed before you adopted it. I've had pets from people who couldn't care for them, strays, from shelters, it's all the same. You're helping a fellow creature and it's great for both of you.

[@jdhoushour3041]

is it just me or did he start snorting a bit more undertones towards the end there... Chuckles because he knew he had to PULL OUT! 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👍👍

[@W94urndks9urneos]

Great show!

[@punkyreggaeparty8786]

Completely burst out laughing, uncontrolled, throughout the set. This guy is a gem!

[@gon3g1rl]

i always love comedy whether i actually lol or not, but this time i actually laughed a few times 😭😭 i hope he gets more specials w dbc

[@bonitawauls6274]

Don't sweat the epilepsy, man! You have talent! All epilepsy is is a failure of a nerve message to fire in your brain. Has nothing to do with intelligence or talents. My son had it for awhile. My husband has Petit seizures. I worked ER many years. You are unique! Confusion is the aftermath of a seizure. You have comedy talent, a gift. Love you. Keep up the great work!

[@anydaynow]

Bonita Wauls I’ve heard that if we actually used 100% of our brains at any given time it would be like having epilepsy. Can you confirm or deny this? Before I repeat it to anyone.

[@bonitawauls6274]

@@anydaynow I doubt if anyone will use 100 percent of a brain.

[@anydaynow]

Bonita Wauls But is epilepsy something like our brains misfiring and trying to use multiple areas at once? I guess is the question I’m asking. I know that 100% is a ridiculous thing to say, I just want to be able to tell the people that believe we are capable of doing so that if we did it would be like having epilepsy. Can I? Am I asking the wrong person? Nothing personal, just looking for some info.

[@bonitawauls6274]

@@anydaynow it is a simple misfire of the regular beats, like a skipped heartbeat. Very treatable. I admire him for his struggle. To him, it is like fainting, when it passes, confusion for awhile is expected. All I can say is to look it up on Google. Depends on what part of the brain is affected. I admire his courage.

[@anydaynow]

Bonita Wauls You’ve told me it’s not as simple as I’d been led to believe. That’s what I was looking for. Thanks.

[@Just1Nora]

I have had migraines since I was a little kid and chronic migraines for the past decade, and while I don't wake up in the arms of handsome firefighters, my doctors still don't have any answers. I know how it feels to have your doctors just shrug at you. And I have tried madlibs with frustrating results since childhood. Gotta teach everybody.

[@Deputydog-xk5jl]

...”shoulda gone with sensitive!”... lol

[@donnahampton3632]

"Wife sounds like knife. It sounds harsh." The first decade of our marriage, my husband called me his bride. I loved it. We look forward to being a "bride" but not a "wife".

[@abbycross90210]

The older I get the more I realize hardly anyone knows what a widow's peak even is.

[@alyupde9337]

My son asked what his was. So at least one 28 year old and now also a 6 year old know. (I’ve known from childhood because I asked my mom because I have one also).

[@Loctorak]

Well it's not something you'd talk about or need to know of even IF you had one. It's not even something different like a hare lip, it's just a way hair sort of goes across your head for some people. I'm more worried about how as I age, I'm coming to realise how few people seem to know what an apostrophe is or what they're supposed to be used for.

[@ppumpkin3282]

How about "crows feet"?

[@abbycross90210]

@@ppumpkin3282 I've never encountered anyone who doesn't know what crows feet are, but I don't doubt those people exist.

[@DavidGonzalez-hk4oj]

Hello dear nice to meet you I'm Jason by name please can we talk?

[@graceb7284]

"If you've ever been kissed by a toddler its scary"

[@Loctorak]

At least no one's gonna call the cops because they'll probably just think it's 2 toddlers kissing

[@b.c.9358]

As a person who got run over by an SUV once, cars are heavy!

[@aprilsilvers381]

That's sucks...

[@Loctorak]

Who was challenging that? they're giant cubes made of metal with a big engine inside and 4 heavy wheels. I _bet_ they're heavy as anything

[@laurakibben4147]

I was a caboose kid in the form of "Hey! Our marriage completely aint working, lets have another kid to try and save it!" 🙄🙄

[@leepradia4092]

Too funny, I laughed the whole time, thanks 🤩

[@jbyepitsme4330]

Love his stand up!😂 kids are the most honest little creatures on the face the planet that's for darn sure LOL😂

[@DavidGonzalez-hk4oj]

Hello dear nice to meet you I'm Jason by name please can we talk?

[@jbyepitsme4330]

@@DavidGonzalez-hk4ojNo

[@DorianGrey11]

I love his shirt, it’s so cute and I want one so badly

[@naiastra]

his imitation of the seattle crosswalks is exact and perfect

[@6lbs._onion]

Scott Losse is a mood My sort of mood I'm 21 x]

[@kipthecourtjester]

Fantastic comic!!

[@CaspiRose99]

I see a few comments about his breathing into the microphone and like I didn’t even notice.

[@-REDTRUCK-]

i just thought it was him chuckling lightly after jokes...?

[@minarooda]

@@-REDTRUCK- Yup, I thought it was cute and endearing

[@karldavis3041]

To me it sounded more he was almost hyperventilating. Tbh tho he just had his mic too close to his.mouth, thats the result

[@DavidGonzalez-hk4oj]

Hello dear nice to meet you

[@jbyepitsme4330]

@@DavidGonzalez-hk4oj Hey this isn't a dating web site you f***ing creep!! You have left the same message to every single female who left a comment about the comedian.

[@BillyAndersonYT]

Scott Losse is one of the best!

[@sonquatsch8585]

Billy Anderson, are you Scott Losse's best friend?

[@BillyAndersonYT]

@@sonquatsch8585 I don't want to put labels on it, but yes.

[@judewishedhimselfout]

Very funny! Reminds me of a combo of Steven Wright and Mitch Hedberg.

[@zaneseligman1313]

In this video, he has a rough crowd- but he’s actually quit funny . Good delivery, confidence- good material- he’s almost there already- he’ll make it

[@itworksonmymachine3876]

He likes skateboards so much lmao I love it

[@emilyfaith556]

why does this guy look like he is 17

[@dawn8542]

73 a-holes

[@Jess_Smith0903]

When I watch people mentioning having friends over, I think: “oh wow.. good ole times! When was this recorded? He had no idea..!”

[@SKjear]

How to watch Dry Bar Comedy: Step 1: Click video Step 2: Pause video Step 3: Skip ahead 10 seconds Step 4: Enjoy Video

[@SuperJessicalover]

Skip ads every 5 minutes

[@ravenlorans]

@@SuperJessicalover What Ads? I take it you don't have a Ad Blocker or know how to use one.

[@stitchedpumpkin5905]

.......... *Watches ads on good videos just to support Dry Bar Comedy*

[@ravenlorans]

@@stitchedpumpkin5905 Ads don't support any video they are on, only support the stuff/product/people they are pushing. Clicking the Like Button or even the Dislike Button does more to help.

[@stitchedpumpkin5905]

@@ravenlorans The "KZbin Partner Program [allows] popular content creators to monetize their videos and share the revenue that KZbin gains from advertising on the their channel."

[@jan41300]

My name is janelle I am planning on working with kids with disabilities and I knot/crochet/craft on occasion, this was a little trippy lol

[@chanelborden6680]

This is great!!! :-)

[@jinagibson6818]

Scott needs his own poster and scratch and sniff stickers. Sport, flannel or puppy mill scented.

[@Lyn620]

So, so incredibly funny!

[@briansneary7535]

Epilepsy + strobe light = fun for hours

[@pagalmasala]

I have had epilepsy from childhood. Many of us get medication side effects causes hand tremors or voice fluctuations. It sucks because people don't understand. Good on this guy to laugh through his troubles!

[@myfamilymatters]

Wow! This guy is brilliant.

[@NightOfTheRevolution]

As someone from Seattle, I can say that I both have experienced those crosswalks and have j-walked across those crosswalks XD *Dookie is my JAM*

[@nosowl]

"I'm 37, I'm not old" "Well I can't just call you "man"" 13:50

[@christianheichel]

Ah! Now we see the violence inherent in the system. I'm being repressed! I'm disinheriting the system

[@Loctorak]

Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

[@3DGamer2B]

He is super funny.. i love dry bar

[@CharlotteG754]

Enjoyed your show!!

[@nikacomedawn]

The crosswalk saying "wait", is at least in part to help blind people. Guide dogs will stop their handlers from walking into traffic, but canes won't.

[@omniextrict830]

Why does drybar always ruin the first joke as an intro?

[@Colterkni801]

Omni Extrict i blame the Comedy Central channel. They have a whole series that does too. It’s annoying as hell

[@andreabais5126]

So they don't ruin the whole rest of the show? Lmao

[@ChivalricKennels]

I wish they wouldn't

[@Loctorak]

_shakes fist_ Curse you Dry Barrrrrrr!!!

[@bperez22]

i love his cute little laugh

[@greeleyman]

Loggerodeo = A word you wouldn't know unless you grew up in or lived in the Pacific Northwest. Can confirm his misunderstanding of Puppy Mill.

[@racheltyree4879]

I love this guy!

[@DavidGonzalez-hk4oj]

Hi dear nice to meet you I'm Jason by name please can we have a good chat here?

[@Jonathan_McConnell]

I'm 13 years old, 6ft 1, and I have a mislocated pelvic bone. I feel for you bro.

[@averyjoycelynbarakudablock4139]

Jonathan Hi • Do the therapy. Religiously. There is no double you will improve. 🏇

[@Jonathan_McConnell]

@@averyjoycelynbarakudablock4139 My parents are both certified biblical counselors, religiously oh yeah, definitely gonna happen. 😂

[@karlamkuhn760]

@@Jonathan_McConnell 😂 -Azariah/SuburbaKnight PS 20:1, 6-8; IS 43; IS 38:15-20; JOHN 14:11-21

[@Loctorak]

Im 61 years old, 1ft 3in, and I have a mislocated bro bone. I feel for you, pelvis

[@JesusisJesus]

This guy’s like your weird cellmate.

[@napa2981]

Hahahahaha 🤣

[@scienceofthemagi9750]

The main reason people get mental disorders isn't bad childhoods. Though it can be. It's actually the amounts of posions in the food and water which melts the nervous system & brain

[@hubbcap18]

guarantee his sister says her dog is a rescue....k literally I was in the process of writing "everyone says they got a rescue now adays" and then he said he had a rescue

[@adcreel9079]

Hopscotch

[@Loctorak]

I wrote a joke where I say I have a rescue fish, but I still feel attacked by this

[@Davethenuttymagician]

Wife started working on my scarf 3 years ago. Seahawks colors sort of olive green blue not even halfway done

[@a.w.3772]

Is it done yet?!

[@jeanettesimpkins7660]

OMG...I'm epileptic and this was so funny!

[@nicoleanderson2847]

He's geeky, corny, funny

[@ricardoscale1285]

Fellow Jamaican, yes he is indeed funny.

[@georgiegal6745]

I remember those pictures! I hated them! I never saw ANYTHING! My Friends: "Check out this pod of whales!" Me: "Look at this colorful fire starter!" Lol

[@shannonluck5066]

Hot Water and dish soap is what you need dude! For the dirty dishes, Lol 😂

[@EasyEnough102]

Is that a tattoo or a really bad bruise on his right hand? Question answered lol

[@shannonrobinson262]

If you eat at your house, going grocery shopping isn’t being a currier. It’s being a partner.

[@adamantman3200]

You were born in 1980? That's the year I graduated High School.

[@lyndahammond8883]

Funny guy! I like him! Does he have an eternal "young guy Dorian Gray" painting in his attic?

[@emily4gov007]

I have epilepsy too, and one of the many times I woke up in an ambulance I was asked who the president was and I said, "Uh, the black guy?" Apparently, acceptable answer at the time. If I say "The orange guy?" the next time I'm in that situation, I wonder if a Trump supporter would punch me in the face. Only time will tell, I guess.

[@dandelion_fritters]

Orange is the new black, so you’re good.👍🏻

[@dandelion_fritters]

@Cognitive Chaos heh yeah sadly. I am a Trump supporter. Won't punch yah though. Currently sound like jacksepticeye's Nugget due to flu.

[@darrenswails]

Right wing are less likely to be triggered...

[@stitchedpumpkin5905]

Doubtful lol. It's not much of an insult when it's factual. He's a white guy who spends a lot of time in the sun. Of course he's orange. It's that or white people sunburn.

[@issecret1]

@Cognitive Chaos is he, though?

[@messibessi11]

I’m bipolar and I feel the same way about drugs like I can get high just hanging out I don’t need to do anything

[@alicehrazdira]

Hilarious 😂

[@susanclark6437]

One time I spell my newly married niece watching "Wives with Knives" on ID. I said do you have anything you'd like to tell me?

[@CptRusty-ok6lf]

14:32 I'm from '79. I can relate...

[@moodybassist]

i don't need a philosophical cross walk talking to me while taking a leisurely stroll whilst stoned

[@hudsonsteele1674]

When anybody asked my name I would always add caboose after stating my full name... when they got a boy after three girls they said that was the end.