The Three White Guys Who Write Your Dreams

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

We missed you guys :)

[@DJPhilTBCollins]

[@noahjoffe1069]

We missed you too!

[@mrahzzz]

Never leave us again.

[@MaggieWarren]

NEVER LEAVE ME AGAIN MY SWEET PRINCE

[@calebkilpatrick319]

We missed you too😔

[@KristianKumpula]

"He's at school, but it's also his house" is such a recurring theme in my dreams

[@Necro_fury]

Dude yes, mixed locations all the time

[@sillywillywillysilly]

i had one where the ocean was combined with my house which was combined with my minecraft world lol

[@mfw223]

Kids who are homeschooled:

[@bandit60g25]

school dreams always end with me saying "wait i minute i dont go here anymore" and i just leave and i dont know whyy

[@AkuraTheAwesome]

I guess that happens a lot when kids are forced to spend half their waking life at school, your brain tends to cross wires.

[@SpaceMonkeyBoi]

"He's naked in school, but all his classmates don't even make fun if him, they just act like it's a normal occurrence. This makes it even worse for him!"

[@PaveltheBugFan]

I remember that, so real

[@clouds-rb9xt]

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[@jacobstockton8633]

I had a dream that Frank St.John was in Avengers Endgame but he kept breaking character and laughing during the Tony Stark funeral scene. So they had to deep fake his face onto his own face and make him sad with CG in order to get the shot.

[@FrankStJohn-xw2wu]

AAAAAAHAHA tell me this isnt real

[@nathanielreichley4640]

This is really funny!

[@notaprogamer2782]

I can see that "Were gathering here-" "AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA"

[@angusmatheson8906]

It's Tokyo Drift.... BUT WITH TRAINS!"

[@clouds-rb9xt]

who

[@zoomoozooboo]

I need new writers. They just keep giving me reruns of the falling off tall things season.

[@insanitysymphony9175]

Yeah I got that for years when I was 7

[@owenslamansa4378]

I thought that was how I was gonna die bcs if those dreams lol

[@justsomeguy5628]

Mine just gave up, and I don't know if I can blame them

[@OGVade]

@@insanitysymphony9175 you had it for years when you were 7? Am I reading that correctly?

[@insanitysymphony9175]

@@OGVade yeah I was a little psychopatj

[@tennozeorymer]

1. The snappy, rapid fire dialogue is just hilarious 2. The camerawork and editing really take it all to the next level

[@YesNowGoAway]

3. They don't know how to operate a typewriter

[@kurowkarasu]

Going into your own dreams to fight whoever has been controlling your dreams so far is unironically a really interesting plotline.

[@QSBraWQ]

Sad you will never win

[@Bobsolete-qq4ut]

I had a dream like that and I almost won before I woke up.

[@hamburger7243]

I used to have dreams like that all the time as a kid.

[@colby1398]

Sounds a little like Inception honestly

[@MarK-gr3xp]

It's when you're lucid enough, you can make actual decisions in your dreams.

[@HungrySandwitch]

Yall really killed this one just when I thought it was about to end yall kicked it up a notch

[@MattLowne]

Good to see you back! This one was great!

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

Thanks Matt! Congrats on 250K!

[@admin-cjbanonymous1211]

Heeeey mat, funny seeing you here!

[@sirllamaiii9708]

hey i remember watching you years ago mr ksp guy

[@evanlacagnina3963]

Matt Lowne! :0

[@52john87deer1]

Nothing stops what I'm doing faster than seeing a wizards with guns notification on my phone.

[@theylivewesleep.5139]

If only Lee Harvey Oswald had a wizards with guns subscription.

[@TheBasketBall13Freak]

I want a behind the scenes! Looks like you had a blast filming. I’ve watched it 4 times already

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

Thank you! We definitely did! We plan on releasing a Patreon at 10K Subs, then you can see all the behind the scenes till your heart's content!

[@mollytaylor8122]

​@@Wizards_with_Guns And 4 years later, you've got nearly 240k subscribers and regularly show up in my YT algorithm!

[@lynxjace1779]

Hey dads, I’m glad you guys came back from that month long trip for milk, love ya

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

Drink up... SON

[@ho0t0w1]

​@@Wizards_with_Guns can I get one of those smokes, pop?

[@jcola477]

My writers got fired. They've been on strike for years.

[@ThaSPAWN]

Take it easy with the weeds bro.

[@austintracy6560]

"Yeah yeah...but something's missing..." "Yeah he's right..." "Oh! Snakes." Brilliant. Love you guys.

[@sophiedowney1077]

The only thing that could make Christmas more perfect. (I love snakes) 🐍 🖤 💚 🖤 💚 🖤 🐍

[@mohammaddoesit]

I thought you were going to say Stalin

[@clodolcmidnights837]

I find snakes delightful

[@BenSmith-fe7kk]

His pants!

[@Mfpluna]

This sketch would work so well on like SNL. This is one of my favorites.

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

You're one of our favorites PHILLIP

[@THATGuy5654]

Him sleep-singing Happy Birthday to Hitler was probably the peak for this one.

[@ho0t0w1]

It's also 4/20, fun fact lol

[@ordinaryhour7901]

This is so accurate. There were so many great moments, but the end caused the out-loud laughter.

[@jrayks]

2:30 - Mitch’s O-face will be forever burned into my soulllllllll. Welcome back fellas.

[@drawnsequence]

I'm cry-laughing! Every joke nailed it! This team is blessed.

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

:)

[@minhilg]

the bit about the chainsaw is WAY too real

[@simple7708]

Gotta give credit to The writers in my head then. I would have never made up a story about an elephant living inside every reflections(Windows, mirrors, water) with the name, Wait for it, Elephant that would kidnap me if i ever spoke it's real name which i Just so happened to do, because well, it's an elephant. Its reasons: unkown Or about the dream about a trip to Legoland where every so often portals would appear to try suck me in, and it would teleport me to different times and dimensions, like to The dinosaurs, the future, bring me home and then back again, and also during the event so there would be 2 of me trying to run away at the same point of time, until it brings me to The void where there is nothing I must say, dreams are weird af

[@oscar_tay]

This is incredible. Easily one of the best sketches I've seen in a long time.

[@andrewmiles4396]

God this is genius. Your dreams are dictated by a writers room, you guys deserve a tv show I swear

[@Reinboa]

4:18 I'm gonna need some Fossil Sauce to recover from that

[@kayleejazz1669]

Let’s us analysis the ending of this video and come up with a couple of theories to explain the ending. 1. The “sleeper” or “dreamer” was always a creep who had feelings for his grandma hence the writers gasp of fear and possible horror. 2. The sleeper had lost his ability to be lucid in the dream and the writer has came back to life. 3. The writer was pretending to be dead but when the sexy grandma came into view the writer knew the jig was up and he was next. 4. It was all part of the script they wrote but somehow forgot. He was never lucid at all. Credits to these theories: the men in my head.

[@gildedgliam6727]

"the men in my head" ayo

[@shadowchasernql]

*The GHOST OF FREUD appears!* What do you want to do with the GHOST OF FREUD?

[@jmbkpo]

​@@shadowchasernqlsexy grandmaaa

[@CosmicAggressor]

Damn. This is the best explination of dreams I have ever seen.

[@margaretzulich2420]

A break from studying for this masterpiece... glad you all are back!

[@AlmostNoAvailability]

I'm not sure about compromises any longer.

[@johnwilliams-is9yj]

this is actually my favorite thing you've guys have done

[@hova805]

oh my god the twists and turns you guys keep getting better and better

[@QuincyKane]

So creative; LOVE IT!

[@AiRsTrIkExXzZ]

2:36 this literally happened in one of my dreams once. Just a happy ol’ dream then it was as if like after 5 minutes the writes finally had the idea of snakes. Just snakes everywhere. Outside, inside the house, just snakes everywhere!

[@TheBlueBaron]

It happened to me too. The funny thing is though: I like snakes, so that just made it a happier dream.

[@Metabrotropic]

Oh my heck that was perfect. I'm gonna kill my dream writers tonight too. No grandma though.

[@bushcraftcowboy5174]

STOP DAYDREAMIN' (face kick) THIS IS THE BIG LEAGUES man I hate it when that happens

[@FrankStJohn-xw2wu]

Teeth for skin? Or teeth foreskin? Either way it’s a nightmare!

[@berwynsigns4115]

3 words, so it's the first one

[@micky8ball]

You guys really keep me going. Thanks for all the great memories.

[@hugh_maniac]

This is such a great sketch idea. Love it!

[@5DollarComedy]

More than worth the wait-I missed you boys!

[@jacobquillin5311]

Now. I know what your thinking. "Jacob, they couldn't possibly make a better video!" Well... You're right! This is the best thing since sliced banana bread! Good job guys! Keep up the good work! -Love Jacob

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

Thanks!! This is as good as it gonna get! It's all down hill from here baby!

[@Ghabl3]

I need a second part to this

[@Zypher77777]

I come back to this video time and again. Seriously hilarious writing. It's criminal that you don't have more views.

[@pebble943]

Its been a treat going through your old videos. Top tier jokes in this one for sure

[@TayG-y9q]

Worst idea these guys ever came up was pockets except it’s in your skin. You don’t need pants your thighs has pockets.

[@donaldpingaro5302]

This is honestly the best video you guys have ever made. I love u

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

I love you too

[@Domeda_Official]

I love how you showed what it feels like when you think you had a dream before but you can't tell if you had it before or the dream is telling you that

[@IonTheGamer]

This is awesome, the fact that its spot on on how dreams would seem to work is blowing my mind.

[@ryanmoore5399]

There is more than on episode here, luv it.

[@maverickREAL]

This has the pacing of a Rocko's Modern Life bit and I adore it.

[@JDPlaysMoth]

This simultaneously more normal than any dream I've had, and alarmingly concise in the ideas it's presenting. What kind of dreams are people supposed to be having that I'm not?

[@ZombieL3gs]

Amazing as always!!

[@coburnfilms]

Fantastic work as always fellas. Missed you guys and I hope school's going well!

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

Thanks man! It's going Great (Mike), Good (Mitch), and Horrible (Frank)

[@leahrice5827]

0:06 *t* *h* *i* *c* *c*

[@HeroSpawn177]

This had my dying you guys are so underrated.

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

:D

[@relic374]

probably one of the best skits on this channel, and thats saying a lot as every single one is hilarious

[@TheBasketBall13Freak]

Your guys' videos always bring a smile on my face :) hilarious!

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

This comment brought a smile to our face!

[@deuterium2718]

average lucid dream: "oh this must be a dream, hmm ill try to fly, nope no super powers, still stuck trying to do the laundry in the kitchen sink, oh well" *lucidity over*

[@jeremiahbennett3004]

Holy shit the birthday dream I've actually had once

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

That’s cause we wrote it for you!

[@casey5986]

This is my favorite so far. You guys are hilarious.

[@agodlike_tazmaniandevil2305]

I honestly think this is the funniest sketch y’all have ever made. On my tenth watch and I still love coming back to it.

[@AlexAlex]

Smiled the whole way through

[@OdinCasts]

This guy has one hell of a REM cycle

[@nolanalmblad8684]

I didnt notice Micheals small tie until my tenth rewatch

[@fredricklindberg]

*clicks as fast as possible*

[@playdoughmaster808]

0:41 you sure that’s a dream

[@HuntewIden]

DUUUUUUUDE you guys are fucking hilarious! Big ol major props!

[@Nonsensical-xm5mj]

I love the idea of dreams being just random adlibs, like they have one of those children books where you fill in the blank but the words are just random stuff you remember from life

[@disappointedfather9394]

Just the title freakin cracked me up. This turned out to be one of my favorites. 1:28 freakin killed me

[@TarynBeeswax]

My writers won't listen to the audience's suggestions, no matter how much more experienced the audience is in writing

[@Achw3l]

Man this is so good

[@Khyrid]

Some dream advice, the writers like to make the bugs grow and become horrific monsters if you try to kill them, so leave all bugs alone in dreams.

[@oracle372]

LITERALLY I was having a normal dream and there was this spider, just a normal spider there. I remember actually thinking to myself “it’s just a spider. This isnt going to turn into a nightmare” before when I turned around the spider suddenly became a four dimensional beast with only one objective, killing me

[@jonathansteiner8053]

My writers go with the *Die in a world ending explosion* sometimes.

[@organick6882]

This is fantastic! Great writing!

[@guieguima]

hilarious, thank you for this =)

[@MassiveSwordAndCards]

They must be on lunch when I sleep, cause all I ever get is a blank screen.

[@TWPO]

You guys are so fun

[@benjaminguzman3428]

Bruh. My dream writer are obsessed with thrillers and make me fill in some parts

[@S1ipperyJim]

A true masterpiece

[@main7168]

so THAT'S why i always go to sleep over an hour after i close my eyes

[@Beholder_22]

God I love these videos! Keep it up guys

[@cjparker7750]

These videos are too amazing, they kept me laughing the whole time, keep up the good work!!

[@gregcaceres6676]

Don't forget to pray to your writers every night! Lucid-fer lies.

[@bobsquaredme]

What can I say, except that that was absolutely. Fucking. Hilarious. Thanks for all the laughs, guys!

[@matthewrchamberlain]

Good stuff y’all. Don’t let your dreams be dreamssss

[@utubeiskaren7796]

I had a dream where we had to get to my house before it closed

[@dr.toast3300]

8637 consecutive episodes is 23.6 years 🤣🤣 Jesus I died

[@kiffley]

My writers just sit around and yell: let's remind her of her TRAUMA!!! And then just clock in..

[@garrettbates9124]

My weirdest dream is that is that I was fighting an evil society of wizards. The leaders of the society were Oscar the Grouch, 2 killer robots, and Adolf Hitler

[@harrisbartlett6006]

Comedy gold!

[@Nettsinthewoods]

The one channel that reliably makes me laugh every time

[@MoochieMary]

This is so good. I love this one

[@slowjocrow6451]

Forgetting school homework dream even though school was 15 years ago

[@youtube_fantastic]

This was awesome you guys!

[@Domeda_Official]

the image of mitch after "everybodies eating apple pie" scares the shit out of me

[@keeganwullaert4996]

I have that exact alarm clock

[@calebhumphrey8220]

I like how this is really accurate especially about the chain saw

[@andievalentin]

whenever i take my allergy meds my dreams get all funky wunky... so i like to imagine that the allergy meds send in a fourth little dream writer guy who is like "we need to make this w e i r d "

[@Sean-rb6hy]

These mean slacking, I havent had a dream in months

[@thenorthernlightsandstars]

But something's missing... "His LEGS!"

[@FawxTraught]

big biluxi blues feels on the happy dream warn and fuzzy

[@Normal_Nights]

Man this is a good one. Mostly light chuckles for me throughout, but then becoming lucid at the end absolutely killed me. Burst out laughing.