There’s way too many characters in this murder mystery.

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

What other “characters” did Detective Merlot skip?

[@AltoRed_]

John the baptist ??idfk

[@steeliewheelies]

@@Wizards_with_Guns Lee Harvey Oddball

[@sweeps3360]

Lord Monopoly

[@TreyC68]

Lord Winston Thelonius Chaplin Bartholomew Baker the Third of Oxford

[@Yeahmydude10]

Conroy Conductor

[@eu4um]

Admit it. Yall just wanted to dress a shitload of people up in insane costumes.

[@AutisticAussie]

Noooooooo they would never

[@Professor_Finessor]

isnt that just them every video

[@dfx13productions47]

If they ask me to dress up in ridiculous costumes,I’ll do it for free

[@SO-Negative]

That's all there was to this video.

[@SO-Negative]

That's all there was to this video.

[@shattermelon496]

The victim must've cut in line to get to the bathroom ahead of Dr. Poop. We know how he hates being skipped.

[@VerusVertus]

The more time they skip using the rest room, the more Dr. Poop grows in power.

[@zaitoicekeeper982]

His power grows along with his constipation.

[@lazyken6468]

Self full-filing prophecy

[@sir.nobuddy]

good one

[@lavasharkandboygirl9716]

I was waiting for the first 3 minutes for Mike to show up, then Mike showed up like eleven times. You guys are ridiculous

[@EEEEEEEE]

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

[@WildWildWeston]

These costumes were next level, but the simplicity of "Disgraced Minecraft KZbinr" was so perfectly on the nose I lost it

[@zztopz7090]

Cat ears and everything.

[@JosephShemelewski]

Fish wifu tied it all together

[@YakubTheFather]

Costumes?

[@calowenby1654]

The dick-pick bit got me good.

[@gaywhiteandprivileged]

The “how young” really got me like way to ruin this interaction through and through

[@Deathhascome543]

Oh God no not the "how young"

[@ho0t0w1]

The disrespect 😂

[@mossbergr]

@@ho0t0w1the DOCTOR disrespect

[@ND-nr6mx]

​@@mossbergrJust like Dr Poop was disrespected 😔

[@orijimi]

I really appreciate the effort put into the correctly-clothed human shoulders added into shots for the visual continuity.

[@OpP-if6gw]

Same! When I saw there was a double I gasped

[@INTERNERT]

DOCTOR correctly clothed human shoulders

[@DucksAndCatnip]

what do you mean? where?

[@orijimi]

​@@DucksAndCatnipWhat I'm talking about starts at 3:28, but ramps up at 3:53. There's shoulder doubles because they're all just Michael in different costumes.

[@DucksAndCatnip]

@@orijimi whats a shoulder double?

[@BlackStar7047]

The camera shots of him interrogating someone, then dramatically turning when he was already facing them gets me every time

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

[@calowenby1654]

@EEEEEEEE I laugh every time I see this comment at the synchronicity of your name and Pfp.

[@JFTSwiertz]

"Im busy" was way cooler than it needed to be

[@komlat253]

Fr😂

[@Koopkiris]

I love how it starts with the three main suspects and then they realized that Mike wasn't in the skit so they added 20 more suspects

[@sondjuchiha975]

4:00 *drops baseball* “im ruined”

[@awdsqe123]

Holy shit I missed that

[@omegablackzero]

lol the best part imo

[@ibx33]

Fully lost my shit

[@Z3DT]

I love that it's clearly a blooper they decided to just include.

[@dfx13productions47]

Are we not gonna talk about Michael’s range of characters? they’re hilarious

[@steeliewheelies]

@@dfx13productions47 he’s my favorite

[@derrick4804]

switch the a and the e around

[@steeliewheelies]

@@derrick4804 switch the e and the a around Ok now what🤓

[@thatpersonsmusic]

⁠@@steeliewheeliesswitch tha e end a eround

[@derrick4804]

@@steeliewheelies I was replying to the comment, not your reply

[@BranchingTangents]

Many layers of comedy here. It took me a few watches to notice that the man who was murdered was supposed to have died on the toilet, but his body is lying in plain view on the floor. I like the idea that Merlot dragged him there before he summoned everybody to the train car

[@dylanhuntly3517]

Don’t worry everyone, thanks to the magic of green-screens the boys were never in danger. They filmed their scenes seperately from the girls in a secret studio 20 miles away.

[@Door227]

Dont wanna get cooties

[@whocares502]

Wkuk reference

[@SeanWinters]

"hey kid! What are you doing?!" "Hanging out with black guys."

[@missmoanypants]

“I understood that reference.”

[@randomsimpson]

​@SeanWinters "Teacher, did Joey's mom really die?" "No no, it was Scotty's mom." Scotty: "YES!"

[@BetterCFLOP]

I think it was the wizards, they all have guns for some reason

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

[@BetterCFLOP]

@@EEEEEEEE very insightful

[@fxckfacexxx]

@@EEEEEEEE e?

[@BananaWasTaken]

They have guns because can you imagine anything more powerful than a wizard with a gun? It gives them a lot of magical powers. They can conjure a flash of fire faster than the speed of sound. They can deafen anyone, even those with the best hearing. They can end a life in the flick of the a finger. A wizard with a gun has the ability to bend one’s will. The ability to make their enemies grovel at your feet. The power to make people give them their wallets. Also they need the gun to finish getting the world’s largest wallet collection.

[@BetterCFLOP]

@@BananaWasTaken nice bro

[@jayboo22]

ugh if only they could've incorporated Constable Hanukkah Chardonnay from the original books

[@polo619652]

Rumor is that the last one to be with the victim was Floozy Sloppentoppy

[@AssamTiger]

Or the previous partner, Sergeant Lent Zinfandel; killed off early on in the series.

[@ND-nr6mx]

​@@AssamTigerI loved how they used the same actor for each of the Wine Brothers in the live adaptation. He especially killed it as Constable Sauvignon Kinkleberries

[@SillyBilly-w7s]

I’m really upset they didn’t include Madame hepatitis plurgelnarry. She’s such an underrated character…

[@RisingRevengeance]

So predictable, ofc its gonna be the guy whos not afraid to get his hands dirty!

[@willumbermarchant5510]

He knows how to get shit done

[@Spanishproject123100]

The Jason Bourne music at the end lol.

[@totraspook]

so iconic

[@alexdam8218]

Extreme ways - moby

[@stephenbaatz6043]

I’ve never seen Bourne, I just think of it as that Moby song lol…

[@m1k3y48]

I caught that and was like, wait what? Lol

[@iihh517]

Glad somebody else commented 😂 it was a nice touch

[@mikeymegamega7954]

"I used to watch you when I was young" "How Young?" LMAO

[@OsmSkylandersCheats]

1:15 I thought he was going to say "newlyWED to newlyDEAD"

[@Reclusive247]

We all did.

[@PapaSmurf40K]

It killed me that that wasn't the line.

[@ND-nr6mx]

He should've gotten Seuss to help him with that rhyme.

[@moadot720]

Me, too!!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@moadot720]

​@@PapaSmurf40KStealth Pun - TVTropes

[@the_sports_reel]

Love the CLUE reference with "Candlestick Ballroom" 😂

[@baphaemet]

Or the fact that re-occurring character hasn't had a name until now

[@the_sports_reel]

​@@baphaemetOh yeah!

[@theharperods3416]

That’s David

[@LoafNibbler]

@@theharperods3416no, it’s Daniel

[@sinisterthoughts2896]

​@@baphaemetthat's THE Daniel!

[@WillMakeFriedChicken]

Well.....What are the odds?

[@VintageSpud]

Lmao

[@derrick4804]

1 in 18

[@sonarchy5158]

​@@derrick4804 I don't think Disgraced Minecraft KZbinr likes those odds

[@raven_skies8336]

The double monocle aka the Bionocle.

[@joyfulnoize6958]

😂😂😂

[@nathanielreichley4640]

A connoisseur of fine culture, I see

[@rellloom]

“It’s a two-nicycle.. (twonicycle!) what else would you call a thing like that?”

[@Kept-safe-Locked-away]

0:01 Is that... barbecue sauce?

[@grimsgraveyard3598]

It's stubbs hickory smoked I'd know that texture anywhere!

[@giovanmorabonilla6400]

Well atkeast they didn't use ketchup😂

[@NuijaNetwork]

Warning for new viewers: It gets really loud at 2:10. Remember to cover your ears.

[@tourniqxet]

thanks for the warning. bro was literally screaming

[@J.A.H.A.A.M.F]

Thank you

[@sinisterthoughts2896]

Holy crap, the wizards know girls!

[@AtrakKarta]

What do you mean? We've seen the mega-pastors' wives.

[@VintageSpud]

Even more lmao

[@sinisterthoughts2896]

@@AtrakKarta those weren't girls, those were ladies!

[@dhudhdbdndjidndj]

i wish i knew girls

[@TheSoProArtist]

It’s still just them. They do a hell of a performance

[@SIK_Mephisto]

He was POOPing on the toilet. It was so obvious!

[@aaAAA--]

The foreshadowing in this film is insane! !🤯🤯

[@everett6072]

General Safari just having his normal voice and not some accent sent me.

[@Ravenna.E.Blackbird]

2:45 The way her gaze remains dead fixed in one spot for some reason as he saunters off got me wheezing like an idiot, holy crap 😂

[@smarteveryday1606]

5:22 dr disrespect

[@birdmuscle5982]

Roger Baseball dropping his baseball and immediately falling apart fuckin killed me man

[@MyGuruLife]

Twisting taffy in the corner is officially a thing

[@joebumbler9430]

I completely lost it when they got to Duchess Ninja-Turtle.

[@DAN8137]

Same 😂

[@BranchingTangents]

I lost it all the way back at the name "Roger Baseball" for some reason 😆

[@WhaleManMan]

What great timing

[@angi216]

They missed :/

[@fatih.tavukcu]

Lmao

[@colonelsandersstan9978]

I’m literally reading murder on the Orient express right now

[@joepublic6765]

Still great timing

[@yoyo6912]

Wdym great timing did you murder someone?

[@moistanus2011]

i love the foreshadowing of Dr. Poop being the murderer by telling that the dude was on the toilet when he died and the fact the "blood" was obviously just shit.

[@nutshot_brawler8466]

"Never skip Dr. Poop" He's right, you know, you have a very real chance of contracting colon cancer in your mid-30s to 40s

[@novemberblake9505]

This video is an incredible metaphor for colon cancer and colon cancer prevention. The wizards are true heroes

[@user-xsn5ozskwg]

Micheal being half the cast really elevated this. Though admittedly it's just a lot of fun to see you guys work your magic with costuming too.

[@michaelmcguigan8223]

Ramadan Merlot is a fucking fantastic name for a detective

[@omariobro]

Can you explain it, i dont get it honestly

[@strictlydiesel8305]

Just had a pleasant cadence to it, ​@@omariobro

[@lunammoon8503]

@@omariobro Ramadan is a very important time of year for Muslims and also Muslims aren't allowed to drink alcohol

[@nicholasmicholas]

I love larry lollipop so much, I would love a whole sketch of mike doing the voice

[@SleepyTF]

roger baseball really dropped the ball on that one

[@JuiceNJaam]

5:58 Dr. Poop and Spiderman in the same shot... does that imply he posed like he was dead and took the costume off a corpse just for the reveal? 😂

[@sinisterthoughts2896]

"Aye... phone" was way too funny!

[@Raoul.]

No it wasn't. It wasn't funny at all.

[@FriedNoodlee]

@@Raoul. You must be the life of the party

[@TheeggMAN_]

@@Raoul. 🤓

[@nathanielreichley4640]

15

[@andrewbyrdful]

“I believe you, but I don’t think anyone else here does, so just like, hang out, okay?” LEAH: 😀

[@Knobbler]

But dr poop was dead at 5:57! And also Dr. Poop II states that his motivation for the murder was revenge for being "skipped", something which couldn't have happened at the time of the first 2 murders. So there are 2 extra characters, one of which we never get to see(the first murderer).

[@omegablackzero]

Retrocausality... It's a bitch.

[@2001Crews]

Dr. Poop clearly time traveled to get his revenge, including killing himself multiple times to get an alibi. which ultimately means the justice he faces is the natural paradox he created. as well as being Dr. Poop.

[@AltoRed_]

mystery. murder mursterdy musterd distyry

[@Guythatdoesthingssometimes]

This is definitely the best comment on this video

[@haikalhaz1851]

Yup

[@griggins]

You did it!

[@R.T.and.J]

💯💯💯

[@somebird504]

yuh

[@LookAHarryEagle]

“I used to watch you when you were young…” “How young?” 💀

[@andresortega8775]

This feels like a 2000s comedy drama remake of the “murder on the orient express”

[@abbycross90210]

Oh does it?

[@Celeste-hl1kw]

Wow! It’s almost like…

[@Raoul.]

no shit

[@andresortega8775]

@@Raoul. yea he can play the role of that french dude

[@hrothgarnogar]

Wow no way! You mean this parody of Murder on the Orient Express feels like a comedy parody remake of Murder on the Orient Express?! Can't believe you made that connection!

[@tony_antony_lemony]

Ah yes, a classic film prop - fake blood (also known as ketchup)

[@WhatSaab]

It kinda looked like pasta sauce lol

[@bsssvt]

I was thinking a bbq sauce

[@dylanwillmon5672]

It was poop

[@willhouston588]

​@@dylanwillmon5672 Holy shit! It was staring us in the ass the hole time!

[@captainjotunheim1656]

I thought it was chocolate syrup (to represent the poop)

[@ouij]

No. You can't introduce a character named Mistress Ballgag and expect me to move on immediately.

[@sean..L]

I know it's the main joke of the video but all the characters are so half-baked and one dimensional that its actually pretty creative.

[@D-365]

I still think it was the person walking by at 0:57

[@creativecreepyturtle1562]

in the mirror?

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

The subtle "myes" before the butler's name was indeed revealed to be Putler was phenomenal. A+ acting

[@tjp0623]

0:10 to figure out why someone killed this man with a bottle of barbecue sauce?

[@TheEyeGuy13]

I love the production value of these. You guys are great

[@youtoozboi763]

“This train won’t stop until I solve the case” The end of the train tracks: Allow me to introduce myself.

[@nicholas-dv1mg]

it's called going in a circle

[@joyfulnoize6958]

😂😂😂​@@nicholas-dv1mg

[@TheMonkeygoneape]

well ya they killed spiderman, he couldn't stop the train

[@zappyapp]

​@@TheMonkeygoneape good one

[@detrimen]

He’s like a DM trying to control a bunch of players that don’t take the campaign as seriously as him.

[@overhealing7691]

4:49 sounds like chuckles the clown

[@simple__sigma3287]

Lmfao, didn't think of that

[@samhill4294]

If chuckles was there, all of them would be dead

[@AProudDad]

The appearance of Larry Lollpop was so funny I had to stop and watch Schindler's List to recenter.

[@goranisacson2502]

Man I was SO sure it was Duchess Ninja Turtle the whole time. On account of the sai's. We all know very few people have been stabbed to death with sai's, so using those would have the cops stumped and looking in all the wrong places for answers. It's fool-proof. This mystery is so bad now that my theory was discredited.

[@MrRasta3600]

I think we should split up into teams and search for the killer. I'll pair with Mistress Ballgag, for no particular reason. 🤣

[@echo5172]

Losing my MIND at Rodger Baseball and Candlestick Ballroom

[@ethanpass1351]

3:34 his voice caught me off guard 🤣🤣

[@TheChoirDirector]

I absolutely cannot get over Dr. Poops quiet resignation that he is being skipped as well.

[@Nedmac]

It's great how Doctor Poop is seen dying along with everyone else separate from Spider-Man. Must have been a case of mistaken identity.

[@ahmedmahamedosman8950]

I like the clue that it was actually Mr.poop. remember the "Died on the toilet thing"

[@Tayne195]

"Vanestle" feels like a name that came straight out of Idiocracy, and I love that.

[@strictlydiesel8305]

Formica Davis

[@TheApollo90]

I was randomly binging your videos like I do every month or so, and this has gotta be like the third time you've uploaded on a binge day. Like some sort of wizard shooting a video gun when I'm digging in their ancient lore.

[@snail4253]

As a patron, I love love love the edits you guys made for this Final Cut!!!! Truly made the video hilarious and added to the joke I guess I didn’t understand it as well without the funny freeze frames. ❤❤

[@oracle372]

Finally I've been waiting two weeks for this. Thank you!!! I love your channel so much, I genuinely spent a whole week anticipating the next sketch impatiently

[@bsssvt]

costume budget for this video 📈

[@calowenby1654]

Professor Monocle and Duchess Ninja Turtle’s introductions make me laugh every time.

[@WheresMySupaSuit]

“I was in the corner twisting taffy”

[@fuzzegg6452]

This was the Biggest and best mystery i've ever seen. I've Ben to the movies so many times, but no film could ever top this. Im gonna tell my best bud Franklin about this he's a film critic!

[@Wizards_with_Guns]

👀

[@haroldp.sadwood1181]

Average kenneth branagh movie

[@claudvigilante]

I love that you brought in more actors for this video. The writing of this channel is the best part.

[@Valkyrie9000]

I thought it was gonna be a gas leak

[@Deviancy-]

These videos continue to keep me smiling from ear to ear every time I see them. Keep up the good work guys, you are insanely funny and talented!

[@saudades1002]

With those characters this is just a regular Ace attorney case

[@bendtheory2247]

this reminds me of an old sketch called Back In Town by DREAMGUN - gotta love dressing up in entirely too many costumes for a single video lol

[@dennisdoodlez]

"how young" that mademe laugh too hard LOL

[@DiamondCalibre]

Dr poop walking out as Moby started playing was pure kino.

[@stephenbaatz6043]

Honestly amazing. I’m so happy to live in a time when stereotypes have been replaced with hot and aloof chefs.

[@newpancakeman]

7 minute murder mystery means multitudes of misunderstandings maybe mresolved mon mrewatch

[@sonarchy5158]

* tips hat * M'rewatch

[@im.just.bored.here.]

The Dr Disrespect scandal reference was incredible

[@gabrielkesshinsanchez9139]

that was sky does Minecraft I believe

[@koolaid33]

Trust me that reference was making fun of the tens of Minecraft creators that have been exposed as pedos by now.

[@ShyOff]

@@gabrielkesshinsanchez9139 Or Bashurverse lol

[@scottthejatt]

​@@gabrielkesshinsanchez9139 SkyDoesMinecraft abused his wife, I don't believe he has either cheated on his wife, nor dm'd a minor.

[@scottthejatt]

​@ShyOff Probably not, he's dead.

[@Ionic457]

You're gonna be at 500k subs in no time boys! Keep up the consistency !! Bring back the Wizard for another sketch... We miss him :(

[@breezyhubo2191]

What's the song in the end? 6:35

[@timhargreaves6711]

Extreme Ways by Moby

[@gilberttanner2792]

Extreme Ways by Moby, it plays at the end of all the Bourne movies

[@Ben-ql6zx]

Very nice attention to detail that the culprit was the only one who didn't get their name flashed on the screen till the very end.

[@Darmes3k]

Full length feature movie petition! So far you have one vote (is that enough to convince you to make a full length feature movie?)

[@meep5673]

Absolute highlight of my day when these guys upload

[@aminashehu8628]

The fact that no one has an actual name amongst them🤣🤣🤣

[@sirbig8292]

Well there is Mr Seuss. And Seuss really was the real name of Dr Seuss.

[@joshuasgameplays9850]

I love how you foreshadowed the twist by having Dr. Poop be the only one who doesn't get an old-timey name graphic.

[@ZetroFox9274]

This sketch is probably your stupidest yet. I love it.

[@Cyranek]

wizards with guns never misses

[@damamoot2291]

Okay, but I like actually fucking knew it was dr. Poop as soon as it got to him.

[@syntheticsilkwood2206]

I literally just saw murder on the orient express (the good old 70s version) and y'all uploaded this We vibing on the same wavelength lol

[@mechfan01]

I want to believe that there are multiple endings to this skit. Like the 1985 "Clue" movie.

[@Barely_Edited]

Every detail works comedically here it’s just brilliant

[@camh3958]

We need more of Larry Lollypop 😂

[@kaihilbourne3105]

This is a masterpiece. I love mr Seuss I think about him a lot

[@ianm1462]

1:55 - I’ve finally heard a worthy successor to ‘Crentist the dentist’.