WKUK Smart Person Abduction

[@TomasPabon]

I struggle to believe that they're the only news team still kicking

[@CanadaDan1971]

Fox News would still be going strong.

[@TheROZOZOZO]

@@CanadaDan1971 you mean cnn

[@kamikazedynamo]

Aviansie both

[@TheMightyBean321]

@@kamikazedynamo Its the people who watch and are manipulated by the news who are idiots. The two people who commented above you are prime examples.

[@VaSoapman]

there's probably enough smart guys behind the scenes actually keeping things going. I doubt anyone on camera actually knows how to set things up.

[@FriendlyDarkwraith]

Well, on the bright side, most of KZbin should remain intact.

[@nosoynadaoiga4144]

WoahSlowDownBro! Noice

[@danbackslide24]

Niceu profile picture

[@treyyetti7004]

potato protector crazy bro

[@soundrogue4472]

Nothing ever changed.

[@corncobjohnsonreal]

haha well I dont think my favorite KZbin channel, the spiffing brit, would be. He gets all his jokes and mannerism from reddit Also I was stalking your subscriptions and there's a lot of hype, but then there's tear of grace, who is like the spiffing brit x10. The dude just adds and adds basic nerd garbage to everything he says, and has a horrible clunky delivery. God it makes me mad how the actual least funny person I've seen gets so much traction

[@fckccp6019]

Trevor isn’t dead, he was just finally recognized as being smart enough to be abducted.

[@DarkSlushie]

He's with the Annanuki now.

[@Lyte-X]

But bro what does that mean for us? Why not us abducted to? dude us too. Not chill bro.

[@JasonTaylor90210]

@@Lyte-X Maybe they don't abduct retards and narcissists.

[@katevand]

Yes sir

[@fckccp6019]

@@katevandyou commenting made me realize it’s been two years since we lost this good man to the smart people in the sky 😢

[@zakwindle8859]

I lost it when the Ozzfest graphic finally came up

[@nichjantzen7360]

And then when the aliens graphic popped back up a third time XD

[@cgme7076]

@@nichjantzen7360 LOL

[@smack2564]

I lose my shit at that part every time.

[@tjhannemann]

I was good until Ozzfest graphic. Now I'm crying LOL

[@rickprocure6321]

Me to

[@__Andrew]

"The button that starts Mall Bitches, stops Mall Bitches" Iv actually used that line so many times in my life when someone does something and they dont know how to undo it and it turns out to be either something really simple, or the same thing they did in the first place.

[@samthe1337man]

If I heard someone use that in real life, I would probably die from suffocation for laughing too hard haha

[@nagsterthegangster]

A goal of mine is to keep this in the back of my head for the right moment.

[@sloshed-rat]

The goal is to also say it around people who've definitely seen this sketch.

[@Nick-ym4gh]

I do that as well, altough i use it if the solution to something is pushing a button

[@richwetpasta]

i like the implication that we(the audience) weren't abducted

[@Scurvebeard]

Bro you aren't psyched for ozzfest? Bro

[@goosiechild]

oh yaaaaah... heeeey 😠

[@missmoanypants]

And me never realizing this proves I deserve to be left on Earth.

[@pryingeyes1551]

I hadn't even really considered that perspective. I must be really unabductable.

[@haroldthaf]

But why?

[@donovanb8247]

The way she says "I'm going to the mall" has haunted my dreams for nine years.

[@pryingeyes1551]

It's like sucking a White Castle burger through a straw.

[@Aryaba]

Is it 14 years now?

[@donovanb8247]

@@Aryaba yes

[@Rampster27]

i lost it when that alien wtf sign came up during mall bitches XD

[@JimAbooGames]

I lost it at that part and the end of the sketch.

[@Rampster27]

@J D are you good?

[@cringeycronk6710]

My favorite part of this is when he says “Why would I lie about that?” He just seems so done with it

[@SwitchStop]

RIP to one of the funniest to ever do it. WKUK was incredibly influential to me and this sketch remains one of the many hilarious ones Trevor worked on that I come back to continuously❤️

[@emperortrevornorton3119]

Comedian that everyone loved and will be deeply missed his comedy brings people together my brother and used to watch him and the wkuk guys and he laughed at 99% of the sketches

[@wizardsplease7076]

Trevor is in heaven now with 72 mall bitches. RIP Trevor Moore, truly one of the best to do it.

[@TheWarmotor]

Holy crap Trevor is dead? WTF?

[@mrhobs]

Switch Stop!? What are YOU doing here? Talk about worlds colliding lol. (I enjoy both your channel and WKUK… very unrelated interests ha.)

[@VestinVestin]

The fascinating part is that what makes Brian fall short is not being dumb, but being stubborn and argumentative while refusing to pay attention. On the other hand, it's nice to see the smartest dumb people try to rise to the challenge and figure things out...

[@Kryptnyt]

On the third hand, perhaps that's what made him dumb in the first place.

[@tylerdurden8270]

My name is offensive and I find your comments brian

[@dakat5131]

@@Kryptnyt Aliens: "We're here to abduct you" Brian: "nu-uh" Aliens: "this must be one of the stupid ones, let's move on"

[@FedeArgentina]

Really nice comment from 2017

[@VTheBee]

yes hi

[@richyrich6099]

Looks like he found a job after home college after all.

[@calvinjackson9741]

+Richy Rich This is probably a home internship.

[@calvinjackson9741]

+Richy Rich This is probably a home internship.

[@calvinanderson4245]

+Richy Rich I heard it doesn't help with his home alimony. He had a TERRIBLE home divorce.

[@Moonbeingstrandedonearth50]

lol oh yeah!!!!!

[@DJDavidShmosh]

This skit is one of my favorites

[@yleeckles2289]

i heard this in Timmy's voice when I read it.

[@xTashaKateWoodx]

As a member of a live TV show crew, this actually happens from time to time.

[@ATSucks1]

Alien abduction?

[@assuming9735]

ATSucks1 Apparently not this TV crew.

[@TheAtomicGoliath]

Mall Bitches???

[@tourettesguy3858]

Brian hits the wrong buttons?

[@antoninjanku3358]

This string of comments almost killed me

[@mrpenguin451]

The real question is, did the smart people really get abducted or do the dumb people just think that?

[@hyenasociety6986]

haha yea cool point

[@morpheas768]

Well....if that is the only news team thats still around, then yeah aliens did abduct all the smart people, because these news people are retarded.

[@andrewgtb]

Maybe they just left Earth to go populate a new planet...

[@CGoody564]

Morpheas woosh, right over your head.

[@Gr3ypsTFT]

@@morpheas768 Well, that is the joke.

[@420monster]

The button that starts mall bitches, stops mall bitches

[@boyzo93]

"Aliens? WTF!!" Idk why that sign always cracks me up

[@TimmyMcGowan]

“Now put up the Ozzfest graphi-HANGIN OUT WITH ALL MY FRIENDS”🎶 will never not make me laugh

[@alonetimewithjoey]

Easily one of the top 5 WKUK sketches of all time

[@Scurvebeard]

Up there with Necronomicon, Firing Squad, Wheel of Money, and Race War

[@ArcYT]

@@Scurvebeard St. Peter, the punching grammar skit, you've been yellow mustarded, the Civil War on Drugs, the earthquake sketch, helicopter wife cheating, pussy salad, throw up employee (tried to play it off tho) and you can't forget it's not kittens its chicken

[@SJNaka101]

​@Scurvebeard hm idk if I'd put race war in my top 5 but I'm on board with the other 3 for sure. "Any last words?" "Yes, just three" is probably my personal favorite joke in the show

[@wanderinginthewoods_sam]

*"Yeah UH!"* 1:38 this makes me laugh so hard. The way he delivers that line. Trevor is such a great actor and a genius when it comes to these skits. These characters are so well developed, and each skit is like four mins tops if that, but he puts so much thought into each skit. *"Brian, pay attention!"* I noticed how the name Brian is used often in many of their skits, and my best friend Brian is the one who told me about WKUK. RIP Trevor Moore. You're a legend of comedy. ❤️

[@CanadaDan1971]

He seems pretty smart until the very end, but I think it a, "In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is King," sort of thing. People like him, who can still think logically to solve a problem, would end up ruling the world.

[@beareble-lion4446]

So the exact same as early humanity.

[@sayloltothetroll6806]

@@beareble-lion4446 I'm sure there were smart people in early humanity.

[@PostNukeProductions]

So, Idiocracy?

[@DeuPKay]

@@beareble-lion4446 Lol people today are far dumber than early humans. You can be stupid and still survive and have kids today....

[@Van-yo2xr]

@@DeuPKay early humans could hardly read, had extremely limited communication, and almost no arithmetic ability. Using standardized measures of “intelligence” each generation has been dramatically smarter than those that preceded it

[@samirsalesi3453]

"Why would I lie about that, man?!"

[@JohnVAce]

Isn't it sad that Mall Bitches seems like it could be an actual TV show on MTV?

[@johnschwalb]

I'm from the future.....it only gets worse.

[@naps611]

@@johnschwalb yeah I heard mall bitches and didn't even bat an eye lol

[@beareble-lion4446]

O man this is sad it got so much worse. The whole world shut down gave government all power over a virus with a 99.5% survival rate.

[@johnschwalb]

@@beareble-lion4446 we are literally on the virge of civil war.

[@AIRSOFTRAIDERS1]

@@johnschwalb um not really, what makes you think that?

[@SaintLevantine]

I shit you not this scene nearly killed me. I laughed so hard I began having those hard pressures in your head you get when you asphyxiate. Honestly, I wouldn't even be that made if I died that way. Heck, I'd be ringing it up in heaven with all the sketches the late Trevor would've done

[@tomasrivero6423]

Unm buddy you sure you don't want to get those head pressure oains checked? I dont believe that sort of thing happens no matter how hard u laugh

[@TALE727]

​@@tomasrivero6423yeah bud that's not normal

[@willmcpherson2]

This sketch is good from beginning to end

[@MultiTaz333]

Except the ozzfest part

[@Zorak9595]

@@MultiTaz333 Yeah that joke was a bit lame. But the rest was gold.

[@fredrezfield1629]

sadly too short i want to know what happens at the mall

[@Aracknia]

Weirdly enough, Mall Bitches was vaguely entertaining to me.

[@calvinanderson4245]

I dunno. Kayla was too much of a bitch. Makes me wanna go to the mall.

[@eyescreamcake]

I want to see more Mall Bitches

[@dragonmartijn]

Not weird, everyone can identify with his or her favourite bitch.

[@Cheezy_Bunz]

Its no “the loveliest bride” but it will do

[@ImperatorGrausam]

Hahahahaha I liked it too.

[@massaweed420]

one of my favorite wkuk skits

[@RobertFJr]

In reality all of the major media would still have their reporters

[@bonnevillebagger9147]

I’ve been a camera man for 15yrs. I can confirm.

[@beareble-lion4446]

@@bonnevillebagger9147 you'd be gone so how many lies you kown about that get told as fact by media?

[@ProtonPivotXD]

when the alien sign came back i laughed so hard i cried

[@MattiasPilhede]

They predicted KZbin news channels

[@brzyrt9714]

Yo

[@emothema]

LOL KZbin Journalists are amateurs, not stupid. (At least not all of them) At least they have their own opinions and not some Network's

[@mikehunt8375]

ALL NEWS CHANNELS! YOU BRAINDEAD? YOU THINK CNN, MSNBC, ETC, ARE ACTUAL REPORTERS? WAKE UP! THEYRE RICH ACTORS READING A SCRIPT. In other words it is and always has been PROPAGANDA!

[@Scurvebeard]

@@mikehunt8375 any 24-hour news network is suspect, left or right watching a range of ideas is the only way to make an educated decision for yourself

[@biggusdickus1689]

@@mikehunt8375 Wow corporate sponsored 24 hour information networks are propaganda? Who would've thought.

[@Howler54Z]

Can't believe they abducted Trevor, at last ... fuck.

[@ErnieandBert1]

My favorite part: Zach/Brian in the distance ("IT'S UP!")

[@APhishyFish]

This is such a perfect sketch and maybe their best one?? Their parodies are always amazing

[@fredrezfield1629]

stop yelling

[@mynameiskyleabent]

This is one of my favorite sketches. If not my favorite. I remember watching it when it was new, and repeating it. I love it haha.

[@professorsypher6174]

I love this. How has this one escaped me for so long? I would enjoy an entire series dedicated to these guys trying to navigate their new idiotic wasteland.

[@po47325]

Wkuk remix of idiocracy ? 🧐

[@MadChickenPictures]

It's amazing how I didn't discover one of my favorite WKUK sketches until 2024

[@Glorped]

Love you Trevor

[@cv5953]

Top five WKUK for me, along with the firing squad, sex robot, and Lincoln watching Hamlet. Couldn't name a fifth, I love this show too much to choose.

[@nintendoll182]

I laughed until I cried...and then cried some more because I'll miss Trevor forever...

[@FOBIsMyNickName]

“FUCK IT! We’re doing it live! WE’RE DOING IT LIVE!”

[@Coolguy98765]

I wouldn't want to watch an entire season of Mall Bitches, but I would looove to see one whole episode of Mall Bitches.

[@KingGhard]

Just watched this (again) a couple weeks ago... RIP

[@zeitGGeist]

“We don’t know when they’re comin’ back..” is something I still quote to this day

[@ancientapparition1638]

When's the new season of Mall Bitches coming out

[@wildboer]

This is an incredible sketch. Just amazing.

[@DaltonHBrown]

2:34 "Why would I lie about that man?!" is a line I still use to this day.

[@CrazyBrick30]

Nuh uh.

[@fuerlingerp]

Still one of my favorite sketches.

[@stickman2012]

Funny. This skit predicted the movie Idiocracy.

[@fredrickvontater5433]

I think I pirated the wrong version of idiocracy

[@Tatayn1]

God damnit Brian get your shit together.

[@iLUVindians19]

i havent laughed that hard in a while. best ending ever

[@peterjr.mcgilvery4524]

Mall bitches is my favorite show right behind wkuk

[@ppp9922]

this is pretty much mtv for you.

[@thaddeustomczyk2308]

This was, in my opinion, the most hilarious sketch they ever did. Rest In Peace trevor Moore, you brought a lot of smiles to a lot of peoples faces.

[@stephenb2276]

One of the most underrated skits of wkyk

[@isaiahpero7837]

"The button that starts Mall Bitches, STOPS Mall Bitches!" I was laughing like an idiot for like 10 minutes at that part. I'm dead. 😂🤣

[@HarvardChickie]

“Sorry about the ‘Mall Bitches’ marathon,” lmao

[@VioletIsnt]

This sketch was pretty good...

[@mitchinatr7093]

“The OZZFEST graphic!”

[@shay5555]

The Area 51 raid reminded me of this. A true classic.

[@monsieurlepenguin6602]

If this were to actually happen, all news channels would remain

[@ThatOneGirlThatPlays]

Burning Man would still be on schedule too if this happened.

[@jeremyusreevu237]

These guys are underrated as hell.

[@HeWhoYeets]

I can't believe I've never seen this skit. This might be one of their most underrated skits ever.

[@jayfisher3359]

Is this Idiocracy

[@quillanjacobson1478]

you misspelled "present day"

[@fsh_outta_wtr]

Its obviously MTV

[@tylerherman7465]

XD forsure man.

[@alexcrowder1673]

Maybe so, but it's still amazing.

[@ambskater97]

Idiorcracy is a crap movie. Stop comparing it to present events. There's nothing revolutionary about saying "poor people are dumb."

[@TRayTV]

Why do I suddenly want to watch Mall Bitches? With the sound off, for sure... but, ya know... still watching.

[@tylersbarr]

"Sometimes I don't know why I wasn't abducted---"

[@fightclub6291]

“Really shoulda been the first button you checked” …..more ppl at my jobs need to understand this reference

[@kennethcurtis7082]

Abducted? Pretty sure the smart people viewed it as a rescue mission.

[@Commissioner_Gorgon]

when the aliens abduct ever smart person in the world and they dont abduct you

[@Jcolinsol]

Hey, if the aliens only abducted smart people, wouldn't they have left the newscasters behind?

[@beareble-lion4446]

Lol in 2020 because they the ones that sell the et lie to start.

[@Minecraftian2345432]

Maybe the other stations just lost their technicians and camera operators and the like.

[@JimAbooGames]

It's Still the Alien one! Why Would I lie about that!?

[@tomiantenna7279]

3:13 Oh my god the TIMING!! It's so perfect!

[@RockLou]

Joke's on them, I WANTED a Mall Bitches marathon

[@DrSauce]

The world is ripe for "multi-level marketing."

[@sayloltothetroll6806]

"I'm going to the mall." Didn't see that line coming.

[@aac2294]

THE BUTTON THE STARTS MALL BITCHES, STOPS MALL BITCHES!

[@elreydelbrocoli]

Journos getting abducted for being smart? This somehow is the funniest part of the sketch.

[@23bcx]

Nowadays I doubt there would be any interruption to the news

[@techmouse.]

And then G4 was formed.

[@xxxx85]

Hahahaha this is just absolutely brilliant. Genius way to make a comedy skit.

[@Politicalhomeless]

If you redid the sketch today you could always change the end from Ozzfest to maga rally.

[@ethanmaxey1965]

Still the most reliable news source in 2023

[@Honey-Boo-Boo]

The strangest thing about watching this time capsule is learning people used go to malls.

[@robinbank5]

I miss Trevor. RIP 🥺😢😭💔

[@Metaplayer]

I think this clip is my new favorite, narrowly surpassing the gallon of pcp skit

[@nickroberts4912]

Yeah, huh! Yeah, huh!

[@RKroese]

Nah, huh!

[@karliekargela9296]

Goddamnit Brian

[@gagaplex]

As if TV news teams were particularly smart...

[@0xCAFEF00D]

What if this really happened and the news just didn't report it. We wouldn't know. For a while.

[@yunikage]

I would know.

[@0xCAFEF00D]

yunikage Yes I was making a self-deprecating joke. Well done making yourself out to be arrogant.

[@yunikage]

MrSnowman Thank you.

[@Lortenerfrisk]

@Quentin Lennox plenty of scummy and stupid people get filthy rich

[@fresherturtle1154]

I worked in media for a while and so relate to this

[@Johnny_Cash_Flow]

Wow, I couldn't even tell which WKUK members were which during the Mall Bitch routine. Their crossdressing drag looks are impressive.

[@christopherlee9026]

At least if this happens we know Tim Pool and Dave Rubin will be safe.

[@alfpogs]

This is the only time I've seen Trevor swear.

[@dr4xal229]

Is this supposed to be MTV?

[@roguishpaladin]

Kind of? But, that being said, while MTV News was focused primarily on entertainment back then, it did a decent job of presenting major news stories like elections and Desert Storm as well. These days I don't believe it's anything to talk about though.

[@ikkirow6583]

If neither Brian, nor Blizard had ever heard of anything like this happening before, then it must be a first

[@rikhenry9701]

I'M STILL SCREAM LAUGHING AT THIS SKETCH OMG.

[@MCO18]

“Ozzfest will go on as planned”

[@tannerstiverson]

Don't get me wrong, the movie was good anyway, but Trevor being in Idiocracy would've been epic.

[@stevenskul]

Newsboyz used to be a lot worse... RIP trev

[@ttttypes]

Every corporate journalist would still be here