WKUK Talk About: The Sex Talk

The guys talk about the sketch and the awkward conversations that inspired the sketch.
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[@sentient8653]

“WKUK Talk About Gay Football” soon please

[@Donald_Trumpin_onem]

Gay football? So like...soccer?

[@greybandreg]

I am happy in the middle of the night, can't sleep but see you guys back with my favorite episode ^^

[@h-6191]

oh no

[@lunaticberserker5869]

@@h-6191 oh fucking no

[@OwenMooshi]

I remember when I asked my mom about how babies were made when I was like 5 she gave me like a super scientific answer and I was so confused

[@colonelblars9126]

same, and then I asked my mom if it hurt or it felt good and she gave me the most perplexed look a person has ever given me. she didn't know whether to say "sex hurts stay away" or to be like "it's so rad people get addicted to it". she went with "it feels nice if both people are happy to have a child together". pretty sage advice.

[@jesse1245]

You guys were what got me through high school and the shitshow that was my teen years. I'm almost 30 now and still think about you guys every day and laugh. Hope to see a comeback from you all sometime!

[@sithpsychopath3189]

Hey Jesse, they've been very active on twitch for the past yearish crowd funding their next movie, the highly anticipated animated feature 'Mars'. Civil War on Drugs has recently become available on Amazon Prime and there is a discord channel full of very active fans linked in the description I think. Zach and Trevor do a weekly news show every Friday and the whole gang gets together for Self Suck Saturday on twitch. Timmy does a cooking show, Zach preens and discusses how amazing he finds himself, Sam and Darren talk stocks occasionally. .. It's been the best thing through covid. Anyway, don't mean to sound like a bot, this was a lot for me to type without swearing.

[@jesse1245]

@@sithpsychopath3189 I had no idea I'll have to check in on these! Thanks for letting me know! 👍

[@MastemaJack]

@@sithpsychopath3189 I didn't know they started doing stuff again. The last thing I saw from any of them was Trevor's one stand up special with the high in church skit.

[@urbanenterpriseshow9627]

Sam's gonna have a rude awakening when he remembers Jerry actually did have the conversation with him, he was just more of a hands-on instructor.

[@calebdehart6651]

"WKUK talk about Trent Reznor"

[@dimthecat9418]

Timmy still has his tree up what a legend

[@animalntaz]

The conversation that I had from my step-dad, when I was around 10, briefly started about sex but leaned more towards me being partially adopted. Sooooo that talk lasted maybe a couple of minutes.

[@residentevil4freek]

My dad was just like "Look, I've seen your internet history so we don't really need to have this talk, right?"

[@MastemaJack]

@@residentevil4freek lmao that was the same with me

[@netcrns]

'partially adopted', huh? i'm gonna have to sit on this one

[@coffin7904]

what is partially adopted

[@MastemaJack]

@@coffin7904 step parents can adopt the kids of the person they married if the other parent gives up parental rights.

[@Bloodywasher]

You guys are seriously doing gods work rn coming back even for this. Which is great. Please put out more skits. You ain't never to old.

[@cinemage1]

I live for these. I can’t overstate how much I love hearing about these.

[@yoshi420]

Please keep doing these. I love that you are all still friends 💯

[@timlash]

Thanks for doing these! Oh, and I'd like to send $100 to whomever is responsible for the greatest video on the internet - "Dinosaur Rap". Thank you for your service.

[@Sweet_Reverb]

This is one of my favorite sketches, it's so ridiculous. I reference it all the time.

[@KidYoureAHomo]

them finding out sam doesn't know about the talk is like in the civil war on drugs you find out hes also homeless.

[@waynepryor9912]

I was 100% sure this was like a PSA or instructional video.

[@Euterpe65]

Timmy Longstocking is hair goals 💕

[@boxmike87]

Let's talk about Timmy's hair.

[@blaketurner7989]

Bro..where do you even start?

[@Curarkaig]

Yup, he’s a good father

[@yungturismo7309]

Sometimes I wear my hair like that, cause Bladee

[@Donald_Trumpin_onem]

It’s clearly a reference to the Waking the Cadaver song “Pigtails are for facefucking”.

[@cougarkarns9754]

I’m probably one of the very few that will get this reference.

[@BigHalfSteps]

I love these!

[@chasedavis6724]

This is more of a sex talk than I got

[@kristianvitanyi5992]

On of my favorite ones....

[@jaybo9335]

Sam his mom and that guy sitting down to finally have the sex convo would be a funny sketch.

[@katevand]

i'll never not come back to these.

[@harmonicajay91]

I got a book called "It's so amazing" which was all about the birds and the bees and then... before entering High School, Dad sits me down and says "So we're gonna have a talk about sex and how you're going to notice girls differently". That was one of the worst moments of my entire life. So awkward...

[@AmigoRoberto]

Weirdly they barely even talked about the sketch, but the title is still very accurate to the content provided

[@1x1nDone]

This is my new addiction

[@AlexanderEddy]

Sam's mom should have asked Dr Kyle

[@youstayclassysd10]

Dr. Kyle don't give a fuck

[@lilithjade4363]

hearing their reactions to having to do all the different takes with tv film crews just makes me think "happier with your mouth open" was directly inspired as a product of their resent

[@TheAlison1456]

"I still don't know" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@BioStormX]

we got a computer and the internet in 1996 when I was 11, i learned the birds and the bees myself pretty easily in the following years. never had to have a talk thank christ

[@QUHerald]

Happier. Mouth Wide Open. *Please*

[@aych33]

they did on SSS 2/27 while on the front page the quality and buffering was so bad it ruined the sketch then they didnt talk about it because they all seem to have ADD and were captivated by idk what

[@joelaugustin6407]

I never got the talk, growing up on a farm you kinda...get the jist of it.

[@dylannalyd4361]

because you get to practice on pigs?

[@joelaugustin6407]

@@dylannalyd4361 because goats and chickens are exhibitionists unfortunately

[@jank862]

@@joelaugustin6407 hell yeah dude

[@1197Gamer]

Same Sam, same

[@BigFluff]

I would love to see a talk about super dog at some point

[@pepsitate8019]

Amazing

[@cousincraig653]

Have they talked about the Popcorn Factory Sketch ? And whyyyy is it called that ?

[@Jvdg3m3nt]

Timmy take your gatdam tree down

[@jimmykulaga6569]

please do the gallon of pcp sketch next

[@misterdeedeedee]

wow I never knew q was on wkuk, I thought he only did impractical Jokers

[@grantleng3125]

Loving the hair Timmy

[@grantleng3125]

So Sam when a man and a woman love the other one gets real drunk and the other prays that the drunk one doesn't puke on them during and 9 mouths later boom kid to drain ur money eat ur food.

[@sajlamroni1226]

We want a new WKUK season pleeeeease

[@RDWheat]

When are you guys gonna do the helicopter door skit??

[@sixoffcenter80]

The seed isn't just a truck you can dump things in. It needs a series of tubes to get the lady pregnant.

[@jexxer]

I never got a detailed conversation. When the subject was brought up when I was little I said sex was when a man and woman got naked and touched private parts (no insertion or anything; just touched them together). They figured that was enough for a sheltered under-ten to know and never elaborated. Then when I was twelve and got AOL Kids Only restrictions unlocked, I unknowingly stumbled upon violently graphic lemon fanfics and have been horrified ever since.

[@RareHarmony]

You guys making new sketches or what? Just curious. We will wait for your grand return.

[@ssada206]

LOL

[@seasonal.hatred]

Gallon of PCP soon pleeeeeease

[@timlash]

THIS!

[@immaleaf4964]

I really hope they do Timmy Talk

[@TNXaro]

0:53 Trevor pulls out a vape, lol... Or is it a beer...

[@sorbet8465]

lol my dad taught me the birds and the bees by walking into my room and tossing me a book about it, never actually said anything

[@Big_Steve11]

WKUK subway sandwich sketch please

[@DanielleC7]

RIP Trevor

[@theflyingcatz]

That is a long ass bill on that hat

[@biobagholder8081]

wkuk talk about Stork Factory

[@keepdeathonhold]

I’m like sam I never had the talk I just learned.

[@KidYoureAHomo]

timmys hair is a mid life crisis

[@evilcam]

So, in addition to falling down every set of stairs he has encountered in his life, Sam does not know how sex works. Someone ought to explain how sex and stairs work to him, because nothing good can come from that kinda ignorance.

[@celestialsalamander]

I do not remember not knowing

[@MastemaJack]

I used to watch this show while it was on IFC all the time. It still to this day, in my opinion, is one of the funniest shows ever. You guys need to start back up.

[@zoomped]

timmy looking like blp kosher

[@The.dudeinator]

I never had the convo either, first time I came I thought I peed till I saw it was white and I was like “wtf”

[@JMB86]

Do grapist next

[@iDard3n]

Someone get Sam a video ASAP

[@fuckyoutube2326]

Is that the guy who had the blue hair?

[@wildcloud1476]

I didnt receive the sex talk. Yup it all makes sense now.

[@jesiecordero8418]

Timmy, I'm hoping you know you can talk to us buddy.

[@haileyj6135]

my sex talk was this "a man has a fire truck and a woman has a fire house/garage. then the man puts his fire truck in the woman's garage"

[@theFLCLguy]

When you're first time is too kinky.

[@gabethebabe3337]

But like how long do you have to pee in the girl? Do I need to drink a big gulp beforehand? What if I can’t go? How hydrated should my pee be on a scale of clear to yellow? I have so many concerns and the Sex Ed. test is like next week and I’ve been dozing in class.

[@ayzc4164]

I’ll have the conversation with Sam... too bad he’s taken

[@drewmannMcGee]

My dad tied having the talk with me when I was like 12 but I had had a computer in my room for like 2 years before that, so im fairly certain I knew more than he did at that phase. This was before tube sites mind.

[@aych33]

Never had the talk my dad just made his porn way too easy to find lmao

[@sircybin8371]

They should say what S.S.S. the commentary is from

[@Dontlicktheballoons]

So, wait. I'm lost now. Babies come from pipes or from Pee?

[@TheChaotiCake]

What about Darren???

[@tunakann7629]

Wtf is going on with timmys hair

[@KevinVandyTech]

Why does Timmy seem to be aging so much faster than the rest of them?

[@Jess-fm6qo]

No shade no tea why did he call him dad tho?

[@KENZC62091]

With the east access to adult themed entertainment on the internet I feel like most kids no longer require the talk about how babies are made lol But they probably need to have a talk about the more disturbing things they might find...

[@brandonman94]

Does Zach live in his mom's garage or something?

[@drkinferno72]

First

[@martinruf8784]

...you bastard!