WKUK We Buy Drugs

Whitest Kids U' Know
Season 1
Episode 10
Clip 6

[@Wizwork]

I watched this video, you know, because of the divorce.

[@redoned.8446]

I replied because of the divorce.

[@hontherun3495]

REDEEMED I replied to the reply- Because of the divorce

[@Nergal_Slayer]

@@hontherun3495 I replied to the reply of the reply -because of the divorce

[@drek273]

@samuel varga. I replied to the reply of the reply of the reply. Y’know Cuz of the divorce

[@somerandomarmydude]

I replied you know because of the divorce.

[@maxeydevil]

Should have just gotten a gallon of PCP.

[@sidthesloth12]

Honestly Gallon of PCP is my favorite drug sketch they've done

[@james10739]

Is that a normal dose

[@jacobgarrison5885]

+James Holbrook No. pcp isn't really popular anymore, but when it was, most people would buy "dippers" which are just cigarettes dipped in pcp. It also came in vials and dime bags. Generally the kind of people who smoke dust, wouldn't have enough to buy a whole gallon.

[@MrGanjaBandits]

For 15 bucks?! You wish

[@ethangarland5737]

True

[@mathieuschuler366]

Plot twist: the sticky notes actually got them high and everything afterwards was just a hallucination

[@poopypantsmcgee320]

Woah

[@MeximidgeComedy]

Duh you idiot. That was the point. The "sophomore" ripped them off because that's what you do to kids.

[@mathieuschuler366]

@@MeximidgeComedy i think you missed the joke

[@mamiltonhorris4476]

Twot plist: you're no M. Night Shyamalan

[@donovanulrich348]

Then you realize M night cant write a twist, he tries for hubristic irony and falls short calling it a twist. This is why he was literally a meme in the early 2000's "what a twist"

[@1dudecrush]

I love how overlooked that line was, "MY BONER IS BACK" "I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING ABOUT YOU, REMIND ME TO TELL YOU LATER!!!"

[@xscrubcadetx7043]

Same 😂😂

[@rossimarti]

Well played.

[@biggusdickus1689]

You can hear Sam crack up a bit after Zack says that xD

[@bcquon]

Also, the first time he says it is after they hold hands.

[@AdamKlownzinger]

@@bcquonthat’s why he made that observation. Because the two times he said it were when he held hands and when he had a dude on his lap.

[@OlOleander]

"AAAAAA AAAAA AAA AAAAAAAA" "Oh, Asians."

[@ApocalypseMoose]

"He's got an iPod Mini!" "What color?" "Teal!" I miss the 2000s.

[@ravensage1756]

Thats the best kind!

[@ComePoopAtMyHouse1]

@@MrBiggysmalls87 yeah...thats what he meant...

[@ComePoopAtMyHouse1]

@@MrBiggysmalls87 okay what do you call the 10 years from 2000-2009?

[@scslre]

@@MrBiggysmalls87 what's it like being an insufferable dickhead?

[@larrymcjones]

Forreal my first one was the first iPod video thought it was the most incredible thing in the world and it was

[@eeel90]

The kid who is on the lazy river drug, puts his hand down the side as if leaning over to drag his hand in water was hilarious

[@bobjoe3492]

"Oh, Asians!"

[@IrishMan441]

You mean Caleb?

[@remsensor]

Reminds me of all the times my parents accused me of being high when I wasn't compared to the amount of times I was and they didn't think anything of it.

[@purplesuicide8561]

remsensor TM I relate to this hard

[@scorpio9736]

Dude for real. I'm sober getting accused of smoking weed but I come home on a ten strip of acid having smoked 3 blunts with another few pre rolled in my pocket and they have no clue

[@andrewkescenovitz202]

@@scorpio9736 Bullshit lol. Your acid must be pretty fucking bunk if you can even move on a ten strip especially after smoking.

[@neil963]

can relate to second half

[@neil963]

​@@andrewkescenovitz202 u think this guy's gonna come home while peaking? he prolly means after

[@d3admane]

Guys, I think he takes pills because of the divorce

[@jaxon_hill]

Really?

[@svinnie4185]

it probably started after the divorce

[@ExternusArmy]

Wait his parents are divorced??

[@anzorunono4967]

@@jaxon_hill you sure? Maybe it's because his parents split

[@Bobbakkb]

I don't believe this to be true. However it may have been hinted at the possibility of such a thing. We want to be sure before we go into all wild speculation mode.

[@Regan995]

"no i dont feel that at all i mean it does feel like im moving 2 or 3 miles an hour"

[@jinkies1649]

“Oh, Asians!”

[@N1LB]

Him constantly bringing it back to his parents divorce is hilarious 🤣

[@randomsimpson]

And last weekend, with that girl.

[@lukeallison1182]

"I realized something about you that I'll tell you later"

[@cassun603]

That was my favorite part

[@twilightgardenspresentatio6384]

My Boners Back!!!

[@therealcoppercab7491]

Remind me to tell you later

[@nelsondisalvatore9812]

Its been three years now

[@charliekill88]

Nelson Di Salvatore 4 years man, bad math.

[@EllissDee4you4me]

“I got everything, my parents are divorced” And my favorite, “hey I realized something about you, I’ll tell you later!”

[@stokejunkies]

the church store

[@G8tr1522]

It’s always the damn church store

[@LordZoth6292]

I used to work next to a Church store. I went in once, it was weird.

[@Chromeize]

@@LordZoth6292 for real, my mom used to drag me to those. Place is like cult gift shop.

[@Rena152]

Oh yeah, they actually sell books and some religious memorabilia like crosses and pictures of saints. They always smell good and are pretty clean

[@KairuHakubi]

I miss going to the church store. they had awesome stuff there I straight up got a plastic costume armor set vaguely themed on the armor of the spirit. had a sword and everything, it was boss. didnt fit super well and it broke really easily... but the IDEA was there.

[@cannabisflame]

"He's got an iPod mini" 😂😭 I shat myself in laughter at how dated that joke was. Still hilarious tho

[@NoctuaOlivae]

iirc even back then it was funny because ipod mini’s were considered lame

[@tylerm6453]

Nano was where it was at

[@bricklayerlzdp9825]

@Cosmic Vomuk back when companies thought going smaller was the future 😂. Funny now it's all xl smartphones

[@AIRSOFTRAIDERS1]

@Cosmic Vomuk that's the best one

[@DoesNotInhale]

Welcome to the joke, captain obvious. They were dated back then too. Fucking zoomer mouth breathers

[@XzantozX]

Jesus I miss him already.

[@unclebuck4046]

Yep. Won't be the same.

[@Max.Paprika]

First time seeing "1 month ago" on a comment like this. Still feels like last week. Fuck.

[@aaronblake8750]

Did he leave in the divorce?

[@clamcrewcarclub6017]

@@Max.Paprika2 years 😭

[@Zeldarulah]

​@@clamcrewcarclub6017Always hard to believe how long it has been. Feels like it was just a few months ago they were doing commentary on all their sketches

[@BuddhaBot]

To think, we NEVER got a sketch about the Church Store . . .

[@LiptonTeaGodly]

*Hey, this was me last weekend!* *You know, because of the divorce*

[@ShaunaEmm]

I love how they hold hands. And I've been stuck on that 'It's a small world ride.' I would not have settled for that pill.

[@supraguy4694]

Idk, man, it almost sounds like an opioid and those are addictive as fuck

[@zanep.r.2514]

​@@supraguy4694 It's a good way to describe opiates tbh. Also benzos are kinda like that too, in my experience. Not super exciting but hella chillaxed for a bit.

[@rossimarti]

@@zanep.r.2514 Chillaxed is better than hangry.

[@GenericProtagonist7]

"How much longer is this thing?"

[@boostedb18b14]

I wouldve haha

[@saintbeau2779]

jesus christ, this is so spot-on about high school in the early 2000's, that it's scary

[@SirPickleLongpaw]

ah, late 1970's too. not scary, perhaps a rite of passage?

[@circleinforthecube5170]

high school was kinda like this in the late 2010s, some things especially rural schools dont change@@SirPickleLongpaw

[@JamesonMusic808]

⁠@@circleinforthecube5170I graduated in the late 2010’s and my school was far from rural and it was just like this around middle school into freshman year too. Really is a “small world”

[@newusernamehere4772]

I'm just now realizing I was the guy with the divorced parents that gave everyone hallucinogens.

[@pugdug808]

im a sophomore with divorced parents, thats right bask in my coolness

[@InternetResearch]

Yo, give me some screemers

[@pugdug808]

im sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but im a junior now, im sorry to have to tell you all this

[@treedirt10000]

***** SON OF A BITCH!

[@collinstrassburg8331]

Well I'm a senior with divorced parents. 8 years running bitches!!!

[@GingerBrosInc]

pugdug808 do you have a teal iPod

[@seagloss]

"CALEB! YOU BLEW IT!!!!!" the delivery is so good dude lmfao

[@AcherRollz]

I wish screamers were real, I'll take them while on the bus

[@twilightgardenspresentatio6384]

Sweet J J acid does that. But then they arrest you and you freak out and wake up in the hospital with medical equipment up your penis... and I hate pain when I ‘cath’!

[@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522]

Screamers are real just not in the way you're thinking.

[@NFPA-704]

@@twilightgardenspresentatio6384 Ahahha, who is uneducated enough to think that in 2019...

[@NFPA-704]

Salvia Divinorum's active ingredients have the potential to, in very high doses, do something similar, but not the same as, that.

[@maxdearden]

I like the idea of calling things "realm", like using it for "canon". I get that it's a typo, but it could be cool. Just try it out.

[@timo15667]

i saw that kid with the divorced parents out side i don't want you guys hanging out with him

[@N0RTHCULT]

timo15667 no

[@lostsol6757]

One of the best lines, almost Monty P in delivery and style. Then again I'm a little high, because my parents are divorced...

[@feltfriends]

tbh id do hella small worlds

[@collinstrassburg8331]

3:13 Ah, Asians!

[@stevenb5720]

When I was younger I thought Caleb got a shit deal but now I'll take what he's having

[@sum41Rck]

"CALEB YOU BLEW IT!" XD

[@donovanulrich348]

Like, Calab could have still denied it 😂 real calmly "YOU BLEW IT!!!!!"

[@isnormalityareality]

I love the fact that they were holding each other hands when they swallowed the pills

[@schmay3312]

The fact that I can very slightly relate to the freshman makes me wanna rethink my whole life

[@tomlxyz]

Was it because of the divorce?

[@StopItGarrison]

You realized you're gay too?

[@schmay3312]

@@StopItGarrison if that's supposed to be an insult, that's silly bc of your name lmao, also im curious but how does that make me gay

[@StopItGarrison]

@@schmay3312 Excuse me? How dare you assume my sexual preference.

[@schmay3312]

@@StopItGarrison I am so sorry

[@ngarcia2116]

The first sketch I remember watching 😂💔 rest easy, Trevor 🖤

[@aggamer2442]

This is probably one of my favorite videos from The Whitest Kids you know, R.I.P. Trevor Moore, respect the Legend

[@shawaam]

"I got everything, my parents are divorced" xD

[@sitizenkanemusic]

Love the Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas reference: Uppers, Downers, Screamers, Laughers. lol

[@Gutsy_xo]

In the Call of Duty Sketch Timmy says,"Mom I wasn't there, Well Caleb's a liar!" Well in this sketch. There's a boy named Caleb, the one who gets caught being high. So it's connecting the two sketches together in a reference.

[@donovanulrich348]

I wasent even there 😂

[@Courier_Seven]

"MOM! OH MY GOD!"

[@DannyBellTheAuthor]

I would do Small Worlds all the time, those seem delightful and I am usually pretty stressed.

[@christianareed3898]

The funniest thing to me is that this lady only suspects that her kids are doing drugs when they're calm and quiet for once in their lives. What a chaotic household 😂

[@gabby_moloko]

"We had two bags of grass seventy five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a whole galaxy of multicolored *UPPERS, DOWNERS, SCREAMERS, LAUGHERS,* also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can" Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

[@gabby_moloko]

@IntrepidTit i think youre referring to the time i was eleven and smoked banana peels through a pipe i made out of a crayola marker tube and some electrical fittings? 😂 Love the premise and the sketch itself, just not crazy about the appropriation of someone else's writing

[@gabby_moloko]

@IntrepidTit okee dokey

[@james10739]

"he's got an iPod mini" that's the best line

[@kikapuneniya3827]

Lmao this is one of the many best skits these dudes had, I like how they got real excited "we're getting high!" Lmao

[@brandongeorge8342]

Talking in my class about drugs in ems and reminded me of this. Here I am watching this after taking a guy to the hospital for stabbing his arm to get the bugs out. Thank you wkuk

[@donovanulrich348]

See Kids, friends dont let friends do drugs. *ALONE* And the smart ones like plants, the idiots be putting shit in their arm. Know the difference kids

[@jordantheriverman6143]

Smart ones are those who don’t try any of ‘em. Said by someone who is not unfamiliar with the territory.

[@wanderinginthewoods_sam]

Trevor popping his head in afterwards is hilarious, "No, they don't dude." 2:09 So, fucking random, I love it! :D I'd definitely be Darren in this situation. Tripping out and shit. 4:05

[@LUKASISNOWONLINE]

that fear and loathing reference though

[@chip123451000]

+ASNKirby what part?

[@LUKASISNOWONLINE]

+chip cobelens uppers, downers, laughers and screamers

[@mikey3816]

Not that we need all that for the trip

[@raygumm]

@@mikey3816 ...but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

[@supraguy4694]

We had two bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescaline, 5 sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls

[@BluegrassAndLimestone]

I forgot how funny these guys are.

[@SirNightmareFuel]

Because of the divorce.

[@SuperSaglow]

Same

[@jimgravesus]

If you don't know a friend like Caleb, you are Caleb.

[@Firefightersrule999]

You will forever be missed 🥺🥺

[@aggamer2442]

R.I.P. Trevor Moore, respect the legend

[@quentinstorey923]

Rest in Peace my man. Thanks for the laughs bro!!!

[@Philosophase]

“No they don’t, dude” 😂😂😂

[@ThePartyJustGotGood]

"HEY I REALIZED SOMETHING ABOUT YOU REMIND ME TO TELL YOU LATER!"

[@ArcYT]

*HEY MY BONERS BACK*

[@Schrodingers-Fat]

First saw WKUK 15 years ago, man what a different galaxy we're in at this point

[@HEYLADY1O]

"i realized something about you that i have to tell you later" hahahaha

[@lilmissgearhead]

When mom comes home from the church store

[@meyep585]

I’m gonna watch this next weekend, ya know, because the divorce

[@Shael009]

That church store must be awesome seeing as "Timmy" is always coming home from it

[@NaanosVEVO]

I hope Trevor gets to do that heavy petting with that girl while he listens to his Teal iPod mini in heaven

[@nagsterthegangster3548]

What a good throwaway line: "I just figured something out about you! Remind me to tell you later!" lmaoo

[@rossimarti]

"I have all kinds of drugs because of, you know, divorce." 🤣

[@tommygarson8592]

"I got everything, my parents are divorced"

[@MoonshineH]

CALEB, YOU BLEW IT! My friends and I still say this to each other.

[@you7146]

I got uppers downers screamers laughers. I love that fear and loathing in Las Vegas reference

[@josegale385]

This makes so much more sense now that I am older. this is full of innuendos.

[@kiddisley5890]

Lmao like what dumbass

[@Bluemilk92]

You know, Screamers are real, they're just kinda hard to get. With inflation an all, they're easily $15 though. Worth every penny, just make sure you don't bite your tongue off while peaking.

[@biggusdickus1689]

What's in them?

[@jackb8598]

@@biggusdickus1689 scream dust from the rollercoaster

[@madisonking8057]

so many good quotes in this one

[@PedloProductions]

This skit still holds up, you know cause of the divorce

[@Panzerreich]

This show was the best. Why did they cancel it?

[@garagesale8003]

Trevor explained why on Reddit.

[@listerine410]

Garage Sale You know telling us would be much more helpful

[@garagesale8003]

Xavier Beazer, true. But I don't remember anymore, I think it was not actually cancelled but ended, as it had something to do with they thinking it was the appropriate time to finish with it and not prolonging the show with jokes and sketches that didn't worked along what they created. I guess what I meant to say was, if you really wanna know you can look for it; is there.

[@TERRORNEWT]

C BG it was deemed too offensive and people wanted it taken down

[@garagesale8003]

Killian Green, well... no. That's not near the truth.

[@GBart]

It'd be great if drugs actually worked like this Oh yeah, salvia

[@OzymandiasWasRight]

Lol....they held hands on the roller coaster. Adorable. This one always gave me high respect for the color teal.

[@cyh6092]

I miss holding hands with my high school mates while we did drugs.

[@brandonjohnson3036]

oh!, Asians!

[@delishious70]

he's got a ipod mini! what color? teal! the best kind!

[@HamRadio95]

And now this has actually happened at Disneyland, way to predict the future boys 😂

[@SirKingHoff]

RIP Trevor Moore. i seriously miss his ridiculousness

[@FumblsTheSniper]

Small World seems pretty chill

[@ChildovGhad]

Looks like it would be a cool ride to kick back and smoke a joint on, if they'd let you.

[@Banquet_]

"No they don't dude"

[@Holygiant]

There are so many excellent subtle things in this sketch. Like, for example, what the fuck is a church store?

[@conorbowen3360]

I feel like the Small World pill is exactly what I need a prescription for

[@thetruechrisromero]

"I'm home from the church store!" xD

[@Lyssa0817]

"ah man i got everything... my parents are divorced" hahahahahahaha

[@ikenelli8425]

Kaleb, YOU BLEW IT!!!

[@TahoeRacerTV]

Teal... That's the best one! You're god damn right it is.

[@BarrelstuffDAWG]

i like how there all holding hands after they take the pill

[@jacks.6872]

reminding you that this exists

[@MichaelDelvalle-nt4gp]

oh look, asians!

[@skyhero223]

I was lmfao at that !!

[@YourSirLordChip]

Caleb you blew it!!! lol i love these guys

[@razrblade0kiss0]

This goes along with that saying "if your kids are quiet somethings wrong" lmao

[@oneUNITED7SS]

I can't believe this show's actually done. Makes me feel so sad.

[@jcolterh]

"Uppers, downers, screamers, laughers" thats actually a quote from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

[@SatansBirdLawExpert]

RIP TREVOR…I only go to church for 30 minutes a year on Xmas eve…but I’m INCREDIBLY high

[@Skydivingkittens]

Caleb! You blew it!

[@megAnNayo]

"how much longer is this thing...." "AHHHHHH! WHOOO! AHHHHahaha!"lololol xD

[@jacks.6872]

reminding you that this exists

[@derkaiser7968]

''The thing is, these things are pretty hard to come by, they are sort of rare, so it is gonna be 5 dollars a pill''... HAHAAHHA how does ''rare'' and ''5 dollars a pill'' go together?!? XD Nice joke!!! Everyone seemed to have missed that part haha.

[@turtleanton6539]

14 yrs ago

[@RavnThor]

The drugs!!!!!! Oh noes!! Where did you learn that?! FROM YOU OK. I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU

[@how2krushkings]

Those damn teacup ride pills

[@ShaunaEmm]

Yeah and his mom shot his dads car so they probably aren't going to get back together.

[@AGenericFool]

This shit hit way too closo home for my past self. Ya know cause my parents got divorced, when I was very young. I love it

[@jorts_master69]

Can you give me a small world

[@Lik3aBawse]

Hey Caleb, keep your hands, arms, feet and legs inside the boat at all times, and be sure to watch your kids.

[@flushed-entertainment]

Rip Trevor forever my childhood

[@killerclown789]

Kaleb didn't even do anything really, the other two were going insane!

[@AudioInklined]

Exactly.

[@donovanulrich348]

Its a small world: You kids smoking weed!!!!!!!! Screamers: Ok you have a runny nose, carry on with your story miss Amber

[@silverblade357]

Caleb: "Uh... Timmy sold them to us! He's upstairs playing COD right now!"

[@ChildovGhad]

Timmy wasn't even there! You're a liar, Caleb! Guys? Guys?

[@joseocampo3730]

I miss this show

[@stevusbeefus]

love the fear and loathing referance