WKUK Mountain of Chairs

Whitest Kids U' Know
Season 1
Episode 10
Clip 10

[@barneystinsonsuitup1]

"It's every 2 years!" It's his 13th birthday, so he's 26.

[@itscomingoutofbothends8385]

Timmy secret for perpetual youth?

[@bennyboy968]

simple math

[@crwfishh]

100th like.... Just thought you should know

[@austenlangford]

Not if his birthday is every 2 years you idiot! He's 13 and he has sinned!

[@mikelevine94]

@@itscomingoutofbothends8385 hot dogs

[@ryanhouk3560]

My mother works in child services. I showed her this. She wasn't amused

[@magicman9218]

What about any skit in this entire show made you think parents would like it

[@MrXxsoulessniperxx]

Ask her how many blinders she's got😂

[@jamessoroe5605]

Probably because $100 is cheap and she doesn't want this video tanking the market.

[@ww-pw6di]

I'd be amused if there wasn't any corrupt CPS employees.

[@5gfriesyourbrain563]

Well social services is fucking disgusting, not saying your mom is.

[@Basher.G]

That mountain was surprisingly steady

[@Sanjidub]

he could totally live on there

[@bestwaytech497]

@@Sanjidub everyone’s gone and nobody cares so why not

[@taylor6441]

Apparently, when they did this live, Timmy had to stack the mountain of chairs a certain way so it'd be stable hahaha

[@ewmhop]

I love how this whole sketch hinges on the one line "Shine on you crazy Mormons"

[@rinkmeifucan]

its a gom jabbar

[@jesseknox9322]

The 666 likes is too perfect for me too like your comment so.... liked

[@Frogkhan915]

@@rinkmeifucan wait but how

[@03.ximipa3ahmadrinofarosmu3]

@@rinkmeifucan "Shine on you crazy Diamond~"

[@runnininthe80s84]

I had Mormon neighbors, this is pretty accurate. They had like 8 kids and I never knew until they were like 15

[@DeathxJester13]

My desire to know what "The Device" is still haunts me to this day...

[@ometta7]

A glove full of razor blades put over the dominant hand which the boy is then made to open and close repeatedly, mangling the hand that he sinned with.

[@crwfishh]

@@ometta7 strange description but ok

[@SirNightmareFuel]

@@crwfishh It's a weird flex, but it checks out.

[@simonrichard9873]

@@ometta7 What the fuck is that actually a thing

[@grunchidetrap476]

I was expecting a ruler

[@Punkinonthefloor]

When your parents are out, you can 1: Throw a wild party 2: do drugs 3: Get Drunk 4: MOUNTAIN OF CHAIRS!

[@rigel1088]

4, final answer

[@danbackslide24]

4 sounds good

[@NFPA-704]

Doing 3 is doing 2

[@rawtrout3402]

Anarchic Bandit are you fucktarded?

[@sgrshnshw]

5. get the NAAAAAAAAAAILLLGUN

[@tmc1984]

Trevor just tells them he's from Child Services, but could just be some guy trying to shake down Mormons.

[@Primatenate88]

Mormons shake down themselves. 10% of income to the church

[@SheenHunter-SeattleFreeze]

I believe that

[@ihateyankees3655]

@@Primatenate88 10% to the church is longstanding tradition for Christianity, and far, far less of your money than the modern democratic nation state demands.

[@Pantsinabucket]

@@ihateyankees3655 and do Mormons do what Catholics do for that money, running global school systems, hospital networks, relief efforts, and more? Nope, they run a halfway decent hotel chain and like to invade Central American historical sites to turn them into tourist attractions.

[@Xbalanque84]

​@@Primatenate88 Please clarify. Is this standard tithing, or actual shakedowns of the faithful? Frankly, both strike me as plausible.

[@TotinosOtherBoy]

This teaches a good lesson for teens: Always wait 10 mins after parents leave before doing shit you arent supposes to!

[@hiker699]

Why were you getting in her car?

[@kam2894]

@@hiker699 yeah what..??

[@Xbalanque84]

​@@hiker699 That is a very good question.

[@John-sr2hr]

@@albertmorris6536 uhhh... you alright?

[@mfelix3511]

@@albertmorris6536 dude we need a part 2 what's the rest of the story

[@TMac-kn8si]

Out of the five of them, if you needed someone to yell in a scene, Zack was your man.

[@ChaoYun]

YOU HAVE FUCKED UP NOW!!!

[@kathrynhettinger1321]

Yeah, Zack and Sam for sure. Though Zack's my favorite Whitest Kid..

[@gradenigunderbig7000]

Yeah Zach is the best in wkuk

[@Kehwanna]

YOU!!! YOU DISPLEASE ME! GO TO THE 19TH FLOOR FOR TORTURE!

[@Man-vs-Metal]

"Fuck permission slips!"

[@bobthechimp5431]

“I have informed our neighbor, MR. GLUDGE!” 😂😂😂

[@Captain_Dick_Swett]

I love how Zach wipes down his hand after giving his son a handshake. As if its so disgusting to show affection to your kids. So good i love it hahaha lmao

[@perrybb2]

He was truly horrifying in this role

[@xpavpushka]

Fat kid's hand was probably sweaty :D

[@Xbalanque84]

It's like a fine wine, every time I watch, there's new little details to appreciate.

[@Maxthemetalkid]

That was a mighty short opera.

[@Drarack]

It was obviously just a test

[@andersonmccall895]

"now, I don't see the wife. But I still see the kid with the poop."

[@ndowroccus4168]

Anderson McCall Timmy and his poop....poor Timmy and his sins....

[@BodgyHeats666]

Mr. GLUDGE!

[@octopusph.d7737]

IN BED! ASLEEP! TEETH CLEANED! HOMEWORK DONE!

[@NyQuilDonut]

SHUSH!!

[@sluggle7694]

MR.GLUDGE!

[@stuckefamily7231]

That sounds like my parents

[@nickhackett5643]

"His birthday comes every two years"

[@pat4322]

So if his father says hes 13, that means Timothy's 26 years old LOL

[@andrewcastleberry4921]

That's not a quote ya dumb duck

[@zukothefirelord2133]

@@andrewcastleberry4921 2:03

[@Zqppy]

@@andrewcastleberry4921 ^^^

[@MrDogfish83]

The best joke in this sketch is that for all of his violence and psychological abuse, the father clearly thinks swearing is inappropriate

[@glitchedphoenix7521]

I feel like every character Trevor plays is the same guy and he knows he’s in a show and is just fucking around for the fun of it

[@spurdosparde8197]

“I feel like every character Trevor plays is the same guy” “Trevor knows he’s in a show and is just fucking around for the fun of it” You uhhh kinda stated the obvious, lol

[@Twin13125]

This is 50 shades of gray in 20 years.

[@thehoosierfortheUK]

That is accurate to a tee!

[@atrocious_pr0xy]

at least 26, cuz kid's birthday is every 2 years.

[@devinannette]

"she fell down the stairs" as he raises his fist. hahahaha (:

[@kathrynhettinger1321]

Zack in this sketch is brilliant.

[@AJ-das]

agreed, favorite Zack character of the show!

[@faithfuljohn9836]

I just noticed there are framed images of chairs hanging on the walls. This is next level craziness

[@TheZetaKai]

"Please tear apart my family!" Timmy cracks me up in this skit.

[@faithfuljohn9836]

A 26 years old man has one dream. Finally be alone to live on a mountain of chairs. How sad is that

[@stealthbeastgaming]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO CREATE SUCH A SPECIMEN

[@brandonman94]

I love how Sam came so close to losing it at 0:33

[@neuromancer6218]

Is this the story of Mitt Romney?

[@Gilbert_Dice_Gottfried]

“I have informed our neighbor, mr. GLUTCH!!!” You gotta admit Zach is a great actor. He really got into that role.

[@aonbrogan8266]

I just love Sam visibly trying his hardest not to laugh after his little scream.

[@50calpal1]

like every guy on his first night alone. shirt off, partying, maybe not the mountain of chairs, and the parents come back unexpectedly.

[@goeland4585]

Ten years later: "maybe"??! you definitely need the mountain of chairs

[@50calpal1]

@@goeland4585 yes. I have since grown out of that naivete. mountains of chairs are mandatory

[@GearWukong]

GLORIA! BRING ME THE "DEVICE"!!! lmfao

[@ahmedelsharif4890]

RIP Trevor

[@ceoofgrind8101]

When Zach came in for the second time I just started dying. "TIMOTHYYYYYYY!"

[@mammothVT]

"Gloria, bring me the device." Best line in the whole skit.

[@vegasvanga5442]

Gloria, bring me T̵̘̪̔͠H̶̛͕̙̑Ȇ̵͎̫̐ D̷͙̞̫̀̔̊̆̆E̸̢̖̘̼̒̄̓͛̉͋̀̊̆̀͐͋̈̄̕͜͠͝V̴̨̗̦̳͙͎̦̝͙̖͕̟̺̥̪͖̀̍͘ͅÍ̷̡̧͓͚̟͕͓̹͝͝Ć̴͖̻͍̪̪̪͂̅̄̎͋É̸̢̨͔̖̝̣̭̆̑̈́͒̌̐̽̽̓͝͝

[@GG-lr3gv]

Most underrated comedy group of the last two decades

[@NOMADcourier85]

RIP to the greatest child protective service guy in the history of comedy!

[@autumnrosalie1167]

"PLEASE TEAR MY FAMILY APART!" 🤣

[@alcaldealer8515]

The picture of the chairs in the wall no wonder he’s obsessed

[@daquickscopa39]

TIMOTHAAAA! lmao

[@KaizerNYC]

That part has me roolllinnn lmaoooo

[@Man-vs-Metal]

What have you done?!?

[@Tom-re6zo]

BRING ME YOUR SIN TIMOTHY!

[@yougurtt]

So he's a 26 year old Morman who lives with his parents and is incredibly short . What a life

[@EsquilaxM]

Why do I feel like this was entirely improv

[@PickyMcCritical]

That was a pretty fucking cool mountain of chairs though.

[@LaMosesJones]

Rest in peace Trevor

[@jaxoncooper3354]

As someone born and raised in Utah, this is shockingly accurate. Thought this was a documentary god damn

[@palasta]

When your poop was too long and dark, you got punished for sinning?

[@jaxoncooper3354]

@@palasta Yes sir, and we never knew when we were gonna be checked

[@palasta]

@@jaxoncooper3354 In all seriousness? huh. Astonishing. Maybe i'll bring it up next time i see mormons roaming the city. Not that i don't believe it. I'll be as discrete as possible. :|

[@jaxoncooper3354]

@@palasta (No its not true, the thought is funny but the joke is just that mormon parents are strict and god damn it is that true)

[@BrassCandy]

Utah Mormons are a whole different breed, it's insane 🤣

[@jimmyz9666]

Took me awhile to realise the “long and dark” part of his “sin” was likely due to the internal bleeding his dad inflicted on him. When you are suffering from any bleeding in the GI tract, your stool is dark with black streaks.

[@delicateghoul]

Every time I watch Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2, when they start the fire in the room of requirement and climb up the mountain of chairs, I sing this song in remembrance

[@zacadocioushouza9788]

Please tear my family apart😂

[@Kakerate2]

i watch wkuk sketches then just feel sad because they don't make wkuk anymore :c

[@chozospectre1730]

I was just rewatching all my fave WKUK vids and wondering why they stopped :(

[@ARB1452]

They’re doing their own thing but they are making a film together rn

[@mcmasters1484]

They aren’t going to make that movie dude

[@Mduenisch]

The invisible dog movie?

[@corncobjohnsonreal]

I feel the same way, but about other shows

[@dragoneye1762]

This isn't even a sketch, it's just IRL child services

[@redheadbrothers]

I have only recently discovered WKUK, and I must say, you're doing the Lord's work.

[@Sammy102093]

This is so dark lmao

[@applesuaceSUCKS]

LOL the funniest part is when he says "What day is it? Nobody knows but his birthday comes every two years!!"

[@blarfblarfson]

This is the only WKUK sketch with a punchline.

[@TalonsOfFire]

so he's 26? lol

[@ndowroccus4168]

I love the comment Zach and Trevor made in 2020 Covid summer “We had no idea how anything worked, we just wrote what we thought how they worked” Lol after watching a lot of episodes, you can see this sometimes and this skit showed it too.

[@evilclown019]

Wait what?! Please direct me to this, I’d really appreciate it

[@narlycharley]

This is by far my favorite skit.

[@dantoon25]

i love Zach in this "TIMOTHAAAAAAAY!!!"

[@shillin65]

joey vsauce

[@aprilyear2011]

Mister GLUDGE.

[@zaklopopolo4366]

God I desperately want to know what the device is

[@paulatredies]

I can tell you it involves rope, cod liver oil, and a VERY depraved walrus.

[@FortunateJuice]

I'll occasionally use the line "In bed! Asleep! Teeth clean! Homework done!".

[@Joe_JesusWins_Lewis]

Shine on you crazy mormon you

[@Ryanthebrobdingnagian]

I commented on Facebook "shine on you crazy mormons" in reference to this video. I was banned 24 hours from commenting.

[@TheAlison1456]

I love this, it's so absurd. An intimidating oppressive that is simultaneously casual and full of levity.

[@acrouton432]

thanks Joel

[@GiDD504]

"But his birthday comes every 2 years" lololol

[@angrysloth]

this is the best WKUK sketch

[@MrDingez]

I prefer a gallon of PCP.

[@KewlMayn]

Timmy is actually 26. His birthday comes every two years !

[@alexiryo]

For only 200 dollars? I would've tried for 2000

[@buonotomato50]

I'm Mormon, and I honestly LOL'd.

[@itscomingoutofbothends8385]

This sketch makes me relive the fear of the time my mum came home ~30 minutes early from the shops after school when I was "playing" Captain Pyro with Petrol and matches and a slot car set in the back yard when I was 9. P.S. I only feared mum because I knew my arse was going to be red raw when she told my dad when he go home. My mum couldn't use a wooden spoon to save her life.

[@senzubean7299]

The soft whimper from Sam as Zach shoved him out of the door was perfect

[@OSleeperTactical]

don't forget to mix in the cow tools, those are the parts that provide the energy source, and add an air of mystery and morbidity to the previously goofy device. of course we'll have to assemble this and win the nobel torture prize.

[@obamagaming7264]

facts

[@Alex-mv7ym]

So he's 26 😂

[@mattakudesu]

i love when zach touches sam on the shoulder and he screams.

[@AlberiStein-dn1ll]

"Today is your birthday!" "OH it is, what day is it? Lemme write it down" 😂😂

[@pescegerman]

if you are here because of joel$$$ recomendation, I see you and I salute you

[@joew6098]

Love how Zach gets an extra syllable in "physically"

[@allykayyy2683]

Hahaha another one I'll never forget- "now I don't see the wife. But I still see the kid with the poop. 🤷 " XD winning

[@DolanOk]

OMG WHEN SHE YELLED WHEN HE TOUCHED HER Jesus

[@Someblackguy04]

Haha and my parents wonder where I get my crazy antics from

[@therealshug]

"What day is it? We don't know! But his birthday comes, every two years, yeah!"

[@SheenHunter-SeattleFreeze]

That is totally CPS. Tearing people apart for money and not solving problems.

[@TehPenguinofD00m]

such a great sketch! i love WKUK xD

[@onfrolicker9317]

“Mr **GLUDGE**” is the best line in the video change my mind

[@tylermagoon4366]

“TIMOTHAYYYYYY!”

[@OrionUbe]

I love that they updated it with chapters xD

[@edheadonfire]

i want more this skit can be like a whole series on its own

[@IpwnNublets]

thats the first thing i would do when home alone for the first time

[@bloodproxy]

Still my fav show ever I was a kid watching this 😅

[@iSlidell]

This video is amazing.

[@wanderinginthewoods_sam]

The way Trevor says Poop. "Guys! Forget about the Poop!" "But I still see the kid with the Poop." Damn, I miss you Trevor Moore. ❤️

[@PeaceLuvNWubz]

I've been searching for this skit for years

[@jameslahey6358]

I really feel like building a mountain of chairs right meow.

[@mitchinatr7093]

“GLORIA! Bring me the DEVICE!”

[@MrGuntommy]

i wish i had some blinders

[@MrLusciousmeat]

I work as a cleaner and I find it hilarious regarding crap as concentrated evil because of this skit

[@Loalrikowki]

And since they don't ever seem to tell him what day it is, he could have no concept of how old he is at all.

[@bobmog]

omg that was amazing.

[@LoydAvenheart]

Jack Frost :3

[@nottrevorallen]

i still do this every time my parents leave the house im 28

[@kazibazi]

I assume your birthday also is once every two years? ;p

[@nottrevorallen]

kazi would that make me 56 though?

[@kazibazi]

@@nottrevorallen yep

[@Joe_JesusWins_Lewis]

It's ok bud, we can extrapolate a lot from your thumbnail pic, fell straight over on your head and decided to be a chair climber instead of a rainbow biker...