WLiiA: Ryan hates Hoedowns

[@cooldude56g]

Let the record show that nobody is funnier when they're pissed off than Ryan Stiles.

[@mas96]

Tru 😂😂😂😂

[@killimon1635]

Someone’s watched who’s line. Wait...

[@lunember95]

500 points to Ryan for giving the censor something to think about

[@TheGodGamr]

We all know the points don't matter

[@Vagajammer]

Shouldn't Brad get 500 as well?

[@HansKuhlmann]

Hoedown is indeed a damn hard improv game and even top improvisers like Ryan or Colin reach their limit. Guys like Wayne or Brad make up lines pretty fast, so they alsways start.

[@Gambit771]

Especially after they've been improvising for who knows how long before filming this segment.

[@ivanadriazola1991]

@@Gambit771 Ive heard it was because of the censor

[@Lipgloss2581]

What Steffie Marie said was true, but Ryan himself said that he doesn't like musical games because he is bad at improvising lyrics. And that is actually the reason they put him in the end, so he has time to think.

[@lunember95]

Nobody is funnier when they're pissed off than Ryan Stiles

[@thepfcs11]

Ryan hates hoedowns but at the same time they're arguably what defined him on this show. He was by far the best at them

[@adampascal2894]

i love how colin always sings to the tune differently :)

[@BlaneHowardCountry]

@FreQuenczy Ryan is very outspoken that he hates Hoedown and Colin is as well. They both say that making up lyrics on the spot is the only thing that scares them when doing improv. SInce they both must do it quite often, this is why they are put at the end of the line, giving them more time to come up with lyrics.

[@TotalMayham]

Audience: Rockstar! My ears: Pornstar!!

[@TragicHeroe]

Rrossa Issella definitely said pornstar

[@logansheffield8641]

I heard hookers and cocaine, dude.

[@PikalaxALT]

A thousand points to Ryan for giving the censor something to think about.

[@chelseafcrocks82]

"If we do another Hoedown,I'll slit my f*cking wrists!"

[@Vagajammer]

...and yet we don't have him miming doing so in the next clip (I was kinda waiting for it)

[@johnnyvaughan5841]

1000 points to Ryan for giving the censors something to think about!

[@MrTommyg024]

500 points*

[@level3yo]

Collin's words in french: The Chocolate the chips is yes and fill inside (not a word) and my the stupid would you where is hide big. --I'm a french Canadian, and from my ear the words he said, I tried translating to the closest word that sound like it.--

[@hunterc.260]

Thank you!!! I've been looking for any translation to what he said!

[@JoshFreilich]

I also heard: “The chocolate jeep is yes, and Bond is in China He splits glue yeah crazy chicken, or the “Queche” is fat.”

[@dreamincolor1]

Go Drew and Ryan!! "Ya I'm a rock star when I'm naked in the shower," BRILLIANT!!

[@lunarvirtue7806]

People think hoedowns are easy But for me they make me queasy I get why Ryan hated these The tune's are so catchy they are like a disease

[@danielpicioccio3325]

ARE LIKE A DISEASE.

[@raspberryjam3724]

@@epsilonalpha2430 why so salty my guy? Chill out man.

[@raspberryjam3724]

People always think hoedowns are so easy But for me the make me really queasy I get why Ryan hated these, the tunes are so catchy But they are like a disease

[@Ohimeni94]

Drew's rockstar bit was really good though

[@Gambit771]

Drew was consistently good at improvising on the show.

[@Vagajammer]

@@Gambit771 Which is ironic as he never did improv before hosting the show

[@WXVA9]

He's channeling the central premise of his standup. You can see why audiences connected with it.

[@LeeBeaumontofficial]

LOL "Slit my fucking wrist" I have seen it on the bloopers one but didn't think they would show it on the normal ep.

[@breaddboy]

The guy called out porn star...

[@mysteriousmartel]

To be honest, it's broken French. Most of it isn't really French, but he does mention asking if if you would like chocolate.

[@katieneves]

Honestly doing something for a long time would drive me nuts too lol so I kinda agree with Ryan lol 😆😆

[@outomuro123]

2:06 Kim Jong Un in the audience

[@themilkmon]

I was gonna write this exact comment, and then I scrolled down. Looks like he gained a few pounds though.

[@TheMisterTibbles]

Jong*

[@InflatablePlane]

outomuro123 son of a bitch. Even with the same goofy hairdo too!!

[@coreyduncan1828]

Relevant af

[@prestoekano6183]

outomuro123 lmaooo

[@aaronbloom9457]

No one funnier when their pissed off then Ryan Stiles

[@dominicfiorenza8232]

I relate to this so much playing baseball”if I catch another inning I’ll slit my f-ing wrist”

[@amberhackley7099]

Brad's subtle pelvic thrust at 1:01 gives me life

[@PrinceTrexus]

Lol Its ironic that Ryan hates Hoedowns cuz he’s the best at them 😂

[@Vagajammer]

That's because they put him on last so he has time to think about it

[@WhatSayCrochet]

I’ve always said the same thing 😅

[@secretforreddit]

2:05 there's a guy that looks exactly like Kim Jong-Un in the audience 😂

[@Rohaniswatto]

I dont get why he hates them, he on one of the funniest guys that do them.

[@filipjanjesic2490]

thats why he hates them

[@adamwright3363]

They made the most outtakes on hoedown's so they had to do them over and over and he hardly every cracked so it's the other guys that cause multiple hoedown takes.

[@lucindamobley5492]

You can be good at something and still hate it. I hear that stuff from my brother all the time about his job. He's really good at his job, but he doesn't really like it.

[@razkable]

+Rohaniswatto he has done them for 10 years its annoying after that long

[@TragicHeroe]

Rohaniswatto it’s actually cause he struggles to come up with rhymes for them

[@pixelgaming5254]

i fucking love Ryan Stiles

[@brandoncarter5665]

2:05 is that kim jong un in the middle of screen.

[@OurHereafter]

I love hearing Colin and Ryan sing

[@greatestgoalie25]

Funny. I have Season 1, and he wins quite often. He only sits behind the desk once, but as far as winning goes, he does that a lot. His wins just mean he plays, usually.

[@citycatred]

I have to agree, they put him last because he always has a smart remark. : )

[@Vagajammer]

They put him last cuz it takes him forever to come up with those smart remarks

[@Nifftaako]

Omg Drews rockstar made me laugh like mad

[@joeyhuynh5893]

Collins sounds more like a poet when he sings

[@scootover7]

If any of you lived in or near Orlando there is an improv comedy club downtown called Sak Comedy Club. I haven't been yet but to go and watch it would be fun, you could even take classes if you think you're funny. I'd probably be nervous because I am when i first do something new.

[@Deathhead68]

still the edgiest and most original channel imo

[@jasobres]

Ryan's Vending Machine verse is on the first Whose Line DVD uncensored.

[@TheMoonlight2887]

I LOVE how much he hates hoedowns!!! XD

[@Liebling05]

Haha cucumber in the back? Pretty graphic even for Colin! LOL!!

[@hailclientdev5490]

2018?

[@Brynnabin]

what Wayne was going to say next was: "i pretend to get drunk"

[@Gambit771]

Channel 4's become a bit mainstream now, but I don't know how well past C4 shows would translate to America. The channel was always pushing things too far. It is the channel that gave Ricky Gervais his big break, and introduced us to Ali G, Borat and Bruno. I miss the old C4.

[@FreQuenczy]

There is one episode where he does get to sit at the desk and the rest do a hoedown. I just saw it yesterday to on KZbin. Look up Ryanless Hoedown. It's the only one where I've seen him win and get to sit down at the desk. He has won before, but he usually has to play a game like helping hands or dead bodies. But yeah look it up! ;D

[@JayLapse]

@solaran90 I'm French and i went by what i understood. im assuming Collin isn't exactly fluent in french by the way that he said all that, and not all of it made sense - as he also said it probably wouldnt. also, listening to it again, the last phrase sounds like "where's the egg roll hidden"

[@jaacartagena7573]

2:05 Kim Jong-un in the crowd.

[@rairai8086]

I once saw a vending machine And found that it was broken It had cobwebs and wasn't very clean But there was a pack of skittles Just begging to be taken So I pulled a nickle And pushed the broken button

[@joshuajohnson2216]

And pushed the broken buttoooooooooon!!!!!!!!!!!

[@ashleyfordham-harper4807]

1:42 😂😂😂😂😂

[@solaran90]

@VenomFool From what I read on Wikipedia they were both born an raised in Vancouver which from what I know isn't has French heavy as some of the other provinces.

[@Stefancupic]

omg Colin's was the best i have ever seen! and ive seen almost all of them! :))

[@syd2much]

Hahaha. Gotta love Colin and Ryan!

[@Gambit771]

@DDRUTOU I did look it up and it was very funny. After Chips verse I bet Ryan was thinking why couldn't I have come up with that?

[@Callumbuddy]

There is a guy on the stage whose name is Ryan Stiles He hates hoedowns; he finds them to be vile Yet he’s forced to do them all, much to his dismay And when they come around, they ruin his fucking day

[@eclectica1]

RUIN HIS FUCKING DAY!!!!!!

[@KaristaSwiss]

1:50 Oh poor Ryan :(

[@Mr110074]

Laura Hall is so adorable

[@supersasukemaniac]

in Colin's defence, when did anything make sence on Whose Line?

[@atomicmrpelly]

Over censored much? "I'll shoot some candy f*** *** ** ***!", yeh thanks I almost got offended there.

[@SourExplosion]

After Ryan's first line, it sounds like they cut the mikes so the rest of them couldn't be heard after they resing the last line.

[@JBsc007]

@Acoontey Haha, i'm french Canadian (I prefer to say I'm from Québec) and I can't tell you what he said. For sure he said some random words in french like "machine" and "met la colle"... But it doesn't mean anything ! Colin is an english for sure and doesn't live in Québec and doesn't speak french at all.

[@JayLapse]

he didn't say anything logical in french lol "the chocolate, the chips, and yes, -sounds that dont make sense?- and put the coin, do you want to, oh the cash? is big.."

[@TheEsperanza243]

Which is why he shook his head. He knew it made no sense. XD

[@FreQuenczy]

@BHowardCountry Yeah I know they don't like it, but they're so dam good at it! XD

[@WhatSayCrochet]

I have always found it ironic that Ryan hates these so much, yet he always been the king of them.

[@Myolio_Mayo]

bars

[@GXShade]

*For Second Hoedown* Best part is we all get see Ryan Slit his F**king wrists XD

[@Gambit771]

Ryanless Hoedown :D Will look that up. Wow what a sight that will be but will it still be as good?

[@mrmartley64]

I believe there was only 1 hoedown without Ryan

[@chelseafcrocks82]

"I'll shoot some candy out my ass!"

[@TheEsperanza243]

wasn't there a hoedown when Ryan said "to please the fuckin brit"? Was that the Director one?

[@cupofjoe6654]

No.

[@Acoontey]

What did Colin say in french?!

[@nanglemania07]

@IcyGamer597 what did colin say in english?

[@caterinagalaczi3566]

I want to know why Ryan hates the Hoedown

[@silenttiger1867]

Caterina Galaczi it's because it was the hardest to improvise . Also ryan hated it especially hard. But they all hated it

[@KadeyJoh2010]

Wayne as a rockstar is freakin hilarious.

[@rejectofmisery]

@Mileenasman not to mention that he did a lot while it was a british show

[@ShasOSwoll]

Waynes rockstar sounded british x3

[@ImShellback]

What did colin say in french?

[@VolaraNyghte]

Chocolate jeep is yes, and Bond is in China. He puts glue yeah crazy chicken. Where is Queche grow. xD No joke that is what he said

[@Kerokittycat]

I'm french canadian and I couldnt understand much

[@louise.ippel4]

the chocolate, the chips oh yes and put in the machine and put the coin where you want to and the cash grows. That's the way I was able to translate it, but only because half of it was just English with a French accent

[@broplem]

for me it would make sense if he'd speak french the way french canadians do as he's from canada, but well how would i know

[@cnurk2]

What does Colin say when he's speaking in French?

[@roncanada6]

cnurk2 Nothing, he’s just making sounds that sound french

[@shadowsa2b]

does anybody know what colin said in french?

[@ProjectDingmans]

also props to wayne for that rhyme

[@CallMeKes]

Was Colin's part really in french? He's Canadian so he should be fluent. Can someone translate?

[@VolaraNyghte]

Chocolate jeep is yes, and Bond is in China. He puts glue yeah crazy chicken. Where is Queche grow.

[@jeremysorejian]

Does anyone know what Colin said

[@SelphieFairy]

lol that's more hilarious than what i thought.

[@LaBellePoubelle]

their shirts always make a rainbow!

[@mackrogers77]

what episode is this?

[@Gambit771]

I have no idea.

[@ILuvKonata]

@LSSJBardock M'hm, I figured. But I just wanted to comment about it somewhere, and I figured your comment was perfect =D

[@RetroEcoChicken]

kim yong un in audience?

[@ReidAWarren]

Collins turn. Drag racing up next!!!!!

[@JeremiahKlarman]

What did Colin say in French?

[@Gambit771]

I believe it is 'may midgets fuck on your grave'. That's according to what other people have said on here.

[@JeremiahKlarman]

Hahahaha

[@Sundancer4]

I want to know what the HECK Colin said!!!!

[@JoshFreilich]

What he said was “The chocolate jeep is yes, and Bond is in China He splits glue yeah crazy chicken, or the ‘quiche’ is big.”

[@deutschertodesritter6772]

what does colin say in french?

[@roncanada6]

1st Infantrie, Veteran Gewehre: Nothing actually, just sounds

[@thatonecommentator193]

Oml I thought they kept calling her Warhol.

[@naaleyy]

@Gambit771 yes yes it's still good. chip's ending was epic

[@ElizaGeee]

he said something about the chocolate chips and putting the coin in the machine and wear did the cash grow

[@astro-dragons]

same for me, but i couldn't even understand a damn thing... all i could make out was chocolate and money and vending machine

[@JoshFreilich]

It’s literally nothing about a vending machine, it was: La chocolate Jeep c’est oui, est Bond est dans la Chine Il fend la colle ouais Poulet Fou, ou la queche est gros.

[@thegreatcaitymarie]

I think he just made it up.

[@majcaboose]

holly shit is that Kim Jong Un?!?!?!

[@50ShadesOfFrey]

@nikyan1231 I'm four years older than you but I'm not afraid t ask: What is a trojun?

[@danielcavalcantidecarvalho7215]

avengers endgame final battle

[@VictoriaIzattLowry]

he made it up as a joke .... he only did it in french so he could talk random and no one would no for definate

[@246schoolgal246]

Not sure about the teenage girls line

[@Hightemplarl]

anyone know what colin actually said?

[@VolaraNyghte]

late reply but" Chocolate jeep is yes, and Bond is in China. He puts glue yeah crazy chicken. Where is Queche grow.