Let the record show that nobody is funnier when they're pissed off than Ryan Stiles.
@mas966 жыл бұрын
Tru 😂😂😂😂
@killimon16355 жыл бұрын
Someone’s watched who’s line. Wait...
@lunember9511 жыл бұрын
500 points to Ryan for giving the censor something to think about
@TheGodGamr6 жыл бұрын
We all know the points don't matter
@Vagajammer Жыл бұрын
Shouldn't Brad get 500 as well?
@HansKuhlmann3 жыл бұрын
Hoedown is indeed a damn hard improv game and even top improvisers like Ryan or Colin reach their limit. Guys like Wayne or Brad make up lines pretty fast, so they alsways start.
@Gambit7713 жыл бұрын
Especially after they've been improvising for who knows how long before filming this segment.
@ivanadriazola1991 Жыл бұрын
@@Gambit771 Ive heard it was because of the censor
@Lipgloss258111 жыл бұрын
What Steffie Marie said was true, but Ryan himself said that he doesn't like musical games because he is bad at improvising lyrics. And that is actually the reason they put him in the end, so he has time to think.
@lunember9511 жыл бұрын
Nobody is funnier when they're pissed off than Ryan Stiles
@thepfcs1113 жыл бұрын
Ryan hates hoedowns but at the same time they're arguably what defined him on this show. He was by far the best at them
@adampascal289415 жыл бұрын
i love how colin always sings to the tune differently :)
@BlaneHowardCountry14 жыл бұрын
@FreQuenczy Ryan is very outspoken that he hates Hoedown and Colin is as well. They both say that making up lyrics on the spot is the only thing that scares them when doing improv. SInce they both must do it quite often, this is why they are put at the end of the line, giving them more time to come up with lyrics.
@TotalMayham7 жыл бұрын
Audience: Rockstar! My ears: Pornstar!!
@TragicHeroe6 жыл бұрын
Rrossa Issella definitely said pornstar
@logansheffield86416 жыл бұрын
I heard hookers and cocaine, dude.
@PikalaxALT12 жыл бұрын
A thousand points to Ryan for giving the censor something to think about.
@chelseafcrocks8214 жыл бұрын
"If we do another Hoedown,I'll slit my f*cking wrists!"
@Vagajammer Жыл бұрын
...and yet we don't have him miming doing so in the next clip (I was kinda waiting for it)
@johnnyvaughan58416 жыл бұрын
1000 points to Ryan for giving the censors something to think about!
@MrTommyg0245 жыл бұрын
500 points*
@level3yo13 жыл бұрын
Collin's words in french: The Chocolate the chips is yes and fill inside (not a word) and my the stupid would you where is hide big. --I'm a french Canadian, and from my ear the words he said, I tried translating to the closest word that sound like it.--
@hunterc.2602 жыл бұрын
Thank you!!! I've been looking for any translation to what he said!
@JoshFreilich5 ай бұрын
I also heard: “The chocolate jeep is yes, and Bond is in China He splits glue yeah crazy chicken, or the “Queche” is fat.”
@dreamincolor113 жыл бұрын
Go Drew and Ryan!! "Ya I'm a rock star when I'm naked in the shower," BRILLIANT!!
@lunarvirtue78067 жыл бұрын
People think hoedowns are easy But for me they make me queasy I get why Ryan hated these The tune's are so catchy they are like a disease
@danielpicioccio33256 жыл бұрын
ARE LIKE A DISEASE.
@raspberryjam37244 жыл бұрын
@@epsilonalpha2430 why so salty my guy? Chill out man.
@raspberryjam37244 жыл бұрын
People always think hoedowns are so easy But for me the make me really queasy I get why Ryan hated these, the tunes are so catchy But they are like a disease
@Ohimeni942 жыл бұрын
Drew's rockstar bit was really good though
@Gambit7712 жыл бұрын
Drew was consistently good at improvising on the show.
@Vagajammer Жыл бұрын
@@Gambit771 Which is ironic as he never did improv before hosting the show
@WXVA97 ай бұрын
He's channeling the central premise of his standup. You can see why audiences connected with it.
@LeeBeaumontofficial13 жыл бұрын
LOL "Slit my fucking wrist" I have seen it on the bloopers one but didn't think they would show it on the normal ep.
@breaddboy10 жыл бұрын
The guy called out porn star...
@mysteriousmartel14 жыл бұрын
To be honest, it's broken French. Most of it isn't really French, but he does mention asking if if you would like chocolate.
@katieneves2 жыл бұрын
Honestly doing something for a long time would drive me nuts too lol so I kinda agree with Ryan lol 😆😆
@outomuro12310 жыл бұрын
2:06 Kim Jong Un in the audience
@themilkmon10 жыл бұрын
I was gonna write this exact comment, and then I scrolled down. Looks like he gained a few pounds though.
@TheMisterTibbles10 жыл бұрын
Jong*
@InflatablePlane8 жыл бұрын
outomuro123 son of a bitch. Even with the same goofy hairdo too!!
@coreyduncan18287 жыл бұрын
Relevant af
@prestoekano61837 жыл бұрын
outomuro123 lmaooo
@aaronbloom94576 жыл бұрын
No one funnier when their pissed off then Ryan Stiles
@dominicfiorenza82325 жыл бұрын
I relate to this so much playing baseball”if I catch another inning I’ll slit my f-ing wrist”
@amberhackley70993 жыл бұрын
Brad's subtle pelvic thrust at 1:01 gives me life
@PrinceTrexus6 жыл бұрын
Lol Its ironic that Ryan hates Hoedowns cuz he’s the best at them 😂
@Vagajammer Жыл бұрын
That's because they put him on last so he has time to think about it
@WhatSayCrochet Жыл бұрын
I’ve always said the same thing 😅
@secretforreddit6 жыл бұрын
2:05 there's a guy that looks exactly like Kim Jong-Un in the audience 😂
@Rohaniswatto10 жыл бұрын
I dont get why he hates them, he on one of the funniest guys that do them.
@filipjanjesic249010 жыл бұрын
thats why he hates them
@adamwright336310 жыл бұрын
They made the most outtakes on hoedown's so they had to do them over and over and he hardly every cracked so it's the other guys that cause multiple hoedown takes.
@lucindamobley549210 жыл бұрын
You can be good at something and still hate it. I hear that stuff from my brother all the time about his job. He's really good at his job, but he doesn't really like it.
@razkable9 жыл бұрын
+Rohaniswatto he has done them for 10 years its annoying after that long
@TragicHeroe6 жыл бұрын
Rohaniswatto it’s actually cause he struggles to come up with rhymes for them
@pixelgaming52544 жыл бұрын
i fucking love Ryan Stiles
@brandoncarter56656 ай бұрын
2:05 is that kim jong un in the middle of screen.
@OurHereafter6 жыл бұрын
I love hearing Colin and Ryan sing
@greatestgoalie2515 жыл бұрын
Funny. I have Season 1, and he wins quite often. He only sits behind the desk once, but as far as winning goes, he does that a lot. His wins just mean he plays, usually.
@citycatred16 жыл бұрын
I have to agree, they put him last because he always has a smart remark. : )
@Vagajammer Жыл бұрын
They put him last cuz it takes him forever to come up with those smart remarks
@Nifftaako15 жыл бұрын
Omg Drews rockstar made me laugh like mad
@joeyhuynh58936 жыл бұрын
Collins sounds more like a poet when he sings
@scootover76 жыл бұрын
If any of you lived in or near Orlando there is an improv comedy club downtown called Sak Comedy Club. I haven't been yet but to go and watch it would be fun, you could even take classes if you think you're funny. I'd probably be nervous because I am when i first do something new.
@Deathhead6811 жыл бұрын
still the edgiest and most original channel imo
@jasobres15 жыл бұрын
Ryan's Vending Machine verse is on the first Whose Line DVD uncensored.
@TheMoonlight28876 жыл бұрын
I LOVE how much he hates hoedowns!!! XD
@Liebling0514 жыл бұрын
Haha cucumber in the back? Pretty graphic even for Colin! LOL!!
@hailclientdev54906 жыл бұрын
2018?
@Brynnabin13 жыл бұрын
what Wayne was going to say next was: "i pretend to get drunk"
@Gambit77112 жыл бұрын
Channel 4's become a bit mainstream now, but I don't know how well past C4 shows would translate to America. The channel was always pushing things too far. It is the channel that gave Ricky Gervais his big break, and introduced us to Ali G, Borat and Bruno. I miss the old C4.
@FreQuenczy16 жыл бұрын
There is one episode where he does get to sit at the desk and the rest do a hoedown. I just saw it yesterday to on KZbin. Look up Ryanless Hoedown. It's the only one where I've seen him win and get to sit down at the desk. He has won before, but he usually has to play a game like helping hands or dead bodies. But yeah look it up! ;D
@JayLapse13 жыл бұрын
@solaran90 I'm French and i went by what i understood. im assuming Collin isn't exactly fluent in french by the way that he said all that, and not all of it made sense - as he also said it probably wouldnt. also, listening to it again, the last phrase sounds like "where's the egg roll hidden"
@jaacartagena757311 жыл бұрын
2:05 Kim Jong-un in the crowd.
@rairai80866 жыл бұрын
I once saw a vending machine And found that it was broken It had cobwebs and wasn't very clean But there was a pack of skittles Just begging to be taken So I pulled a nickle And pushed the broken button
@joshuajohnson22162 жыл бұрын
And pushed the broken buttoooooooooon!!!!!!!!!!!
@ashleyfordham-harper48072 ай бұрын
1:42 😂😂😂😂😂
@solaran9013 жыл бұрын
@VenomFool From what I read on Wikipedia they were both born an raised in Vancouver which from what I know isn't has French heavy as some of the other provinces.
@Stefancupic15 жыл бұрын
omg Colin's was the best i have ever seen! and ive seen almost all of them! :))
@syd2much14 жыл бұрын
Hahaha. Gotta love Colin and Ryan!
@Gambit77114 жыл бұрын
@DDRUTOU I did look it up and it was very funny. After Chips verse I bet Ryan was thinking why couldn't I have come up with that?
@Callumbuddy6 жыл бұрын
There is a guy on the stage whose name is Ryan Stiles He hates hoedowns; he finds them to be vile Yet he’s forced to do them all, much to his dismay And when they come around, they ruin his fucking day
@eclectica13 жыл бұрын
RUIN HIS FUCKING DAY!!!!!!
@KaristaSwiss13 жыл бұрын
1:50 Oh poor Ryan :(
@Mr11007412 жыл бұрын
Laura Hall is so adorable
@supersasukemaniac12 жыл бұрын
in Colin's defence, when did anything make sence on Whose Line?
@atomicmrpelly13 жыл бұрын
Over censored much? "I'll shoot some candy f*** *** ** ***!", yeh thanks I almost got offended there.
@SourExplosion15 жыл бұрын
After Ryan's first line, it sounds like they cut the mikes so the rest of them couldn't be heard after they resing the last line.
@JBsc00714 жыл бұрын
@Acoontey Haha, i'm french Canadian (I prefer to say I'm from Québec) and I can't tell you what he said. For sure he said some random words in french like "machine" and "met la colle"... But it doesn't mean anything ! Colin is an english for sure and doesn't live in Québec and doesn't speak french at all.
@JayLapse13 жыл бұрын
he didn't say anything logical in french lol "the chocolate, the chips, and yes, -sounds that dont make sense?- and put the coin, do you want to, oh the cash? is big.."
@TheEsperanza24312 жыл бұрын
Which is why he shook his head. He knew it made no sense. XD
@FreQuenczy14 жыл бұрын
@BHowardCountry Yeah I know they don't like it, but they're so dam good at it! XD
@WhatSayCrochet Жыл бұрын
I have always found it ironic that Ryan hates these so much, yet he always been the king of them.
@Myolio_Mayo8 жыл бұрын
bars
@GXShade13 жыл бұрын
*For Second Hoedown* Best part is we all get see Ryan Slit his F**king wrists XD
@Gambit77115 жыл бұрын
Ryanless Hoedown :D Will look that up. Wow what a sight that will be but will it still be as good?
@mrmartley644 жыл бұрын
I believe there was only 1 hoedown without Ryan
@chelseafcrocks8214 жыл бұрын
"I'll shoot some candy out my ass!"
@TheEsperanza24314 жыл бұрын
wasn't there a hoedown when Ryan said "to please the fuckin brit"? Was that the Director one?
@cupofjoe66544 жыл бұрын
No.
@Acoontey14 жыл бұрын
What did Colin say in french?!
@nanglemania0714 жыл бұрын
@IcyGamer597 what did colin say in english?
@caterinagalaczi35666 жыл бұрын
I want to know why Ryan hates the Hoedown
@silenttiger18676 жыл бұрын
Caterina Galaczi it's because it was the hardest to improvise . Also ryan hated it especially hard. But they all hated it
@KadeyJoh201013 жыл бұрын
Wayne as a rockstar is freakin hilarious.
@rejectofmisery15 жыл бұрын
@Mileenasman not to mention that he did a lot while it was a british show
@ShasOSwoll12 жыл бұрын
Waynes rockstar sounded british x3
@ImShellback8 жыл бұрын
What did colin say in french?
@VolaraNyghte8 жыл бұрын
Chocolate jeep is yes, and Bond is in China. He puts glue yeah crazy chicken. Where is Queche grow. xD No joke that is what he said
@Kerokittycat7 жыл бұрын
I'm french canadian and I couldnt understand much
@louise.ippel46 жыл бұрын
the chocolate, the chips oh yes and put in the machine and put the coin where you want to and the cash grows. That's the way I was able to translate it, but only because half of it was just English with a French accent
@broplem12 жыл бұрын
for me it would make sense if he'd speak french the way french canadians do as he's from canada, but well how would i know
@cnurk26 жыл бұрын
What does Colin say when he's speaking in French?
@roncanada66 жыл бұрын
cnurk2 Nothing, he’s just making sounds that sound french
@shadowsa2b14 жыл бұрын
does anybody know what colin said in french?
@ProjectDingmans11 жыл бұрын
also props to wayne for that rhyme
@CallMeKes13 жыл бұрын
Was Colin's part really in french? He's Canadian so he should be fluent. Can someone translate?
@VolaraNyghte8 жыл бұрын
Chocolate jeep is yes, and Bond is in China. He puts glue yeah crazy chicken. Where is Queche grow.
@jeremysorejian6 жыл бұрын
Does anyone know what Colin said
@SelphieFairy11 жыл бұрын
lol that's more hilarious than what i thought.
@LaBellePoubelle16 жыл бұрын
their shirts always make a rainbow!
@mackrogers777 ай бұрын
what episode is this?
@Gambit7717 ай бұрын
I have no idea.
@ILuvKonata14 жыл бұрын
@LSSJBardock M'hm, I figured. But I just wanted to comment about it somewhere, and I figured your comment was perfect =D
@RetroEcoChicken6 жыл бұрын
kim yong un in audience?
@ReidAWarren6 жыл бұрын
Collins turn. Drag racing up next!!!!!
@JeremiahKlarman3 жыл бұрын
What did Colin say in French?
@Gambit7713 жыл бұрын
I believe it is 'may midgets fuck on your grave'. That's according to what other people have said on here.
@JeremiahKlarman3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@Sundancer413 жыл бұрын
I want to know what the HECK Colin said!!!!
@JoshFreilich5 ай бұрын
What he said was “The chocolate jeep is yes, and Bond is in China He splits glue yeah crazy chicken, or the ‘quiche’ is big.”
@deutschertodesritter67726 жыл бұрын
what does colin say in french?
@roncanada66 жыл бұрын
1st Infantrie, Veteran Gewehre: Nothing actually, just sounds
@thatonecommentator1936 жыл бұрын
Oml I thought they kept calling her Warhol.
@naaleyy14 жыл бұрын
@Gambit771 yes yes it's still good. chip's ending was epic
@ElizaGeee15 жыл бұрын
he said something about the chocolate chips and putting the coin in the machine and wear did the cash grow
@astro-dragons12 жыл бұрын
same for me, but i couldn't even understand a damn thing... all i could make out was chocolate and money and vending machine
@JoshFreilich5 ай бұрын
It’s literally nothing about a vending machine, it was: La chocolate Jeep c’est oui, est Bond est dans la Chine Il fend la colle ouais Poulet Fou, ou la queche est gros.
@thegreatcaitymarie14 жыл бұрын
I think he just made it up.
@majcaboose3 жыл бұрын
holly shit is that Kim Jong Un?!?!?!
@50ShadesOfFrey13 жыл бұрын
@nikyan1231 I'm four years older than you but I'm not afraid t ask: What is a trojun?
@danielcavalcantidecarvalho72154 жыл бұрын
avengers endgame final battle
@VictoriaIzattLowry15 жыл бұрын
he made it up as a joke .... he only did it in french so he could talk random and no one would no for definate
@246schoolgal2466 жыл бұрын
Not sure about the teenage girls line
@Hightemplarl13 жыл бұрын
anyone know what colin actually said?
@VolaraNyghte8 жыл бұрын
late reply but" Chocolate jeep is yes, and Bond is in China. He puts glue yeah crazy chicken. Where is Queche grow.