Wolf of Wallstreet - Talking about hiring little people

Debating what they can and cant do if they chose to hire a midget

[@BigstickNick]

Women: All men think about is sex. Men:

[@gook5219]

Finally, something made me laugh

[@gabrielsandoval7331]

Men: “Gooble gobble one of us”

[@kingayy9267]

0:45 - 0:50

[@ogtb1647]

Funny

[@sasukeuchihasasuke]

🤣 🤣 LOL!!

[@alexanderward5286]

Most professional and structured conversation in the Movie is about throwing midgets at a Bull’s eye

[@Ariccio123]

Honestly the most accurate business scene in any movie

[@JonnySublime]

@@Ariccio123 fortune 500 companies could learn a thing or two from this

[@beepbeep9750]

Little people

[@alexanderward5286]

@@beepbeep9750 Midgets*****

[@TXnine7nine]

@@beepbeep9750 *Vertically challenged*

[@fixandflipofficial]

This is exactly what I expected a team of millionaires to talk about in a meeting

[@Xplora213]

Millionaires on drugs. Lots of drugs.

[@notdustinschatz9357]

It's accurate

[@notdustinschatz9357]

@@jasonx-ray3921 sorry I couldn't reply sooner was sitting court side in my season tickets tonight

[@obsidian00]

Yup

[@getmad8063]

@@jasonx-ray3921 did you really get triggered? Lol

[@chargerfan2]

"They're top heavy like a lawn dart so they're built for accuracy." How they keep a straight face while discussing this is beyond me.

[@poleag]

I wouldn't be surprised if they had to film a lot of these scenes 20+ times because people couldn't keep straight faces.

[@MikeLikesChannel]

After the 67th cut, it’s no longer funny - it’s just performed 😆

[@MrJones895]

@@MikeLikesChannel it’s still funny after 67 times of watching it though haha

[@gfbl]

I was crying😂😂😂

[@michaelfinger6303]

Why wouldnt you discuss it straight forward, thats a legal discussion to avoid law suits...

[@pettylittleliarbussy]

“The important thing you guys gotta keep in mind is that these things gossip. They get together and they gossip.” lmao

[@elliotrose8836]

That is literally the part I just laughed at lmao

[@MrMaacin05]

Has me dying every time

[@ananthucs8210]

And then they go on and say we have to treat them like one of us

[@yoshi9538]

Thats a good point

[@AndrewRudinMD]

Thats why I love you....you think of shit like that.

[@kb4903]

‘Let’s keep that in our back pocket’

[@smellypatel5272]

That line made me laugh to the point of tears

[@socallawrence]

🤣🤣🤣

[@kb4903]

@@RobustNut 0.51

[@aglassofsampayne]

He says it so casually, too 😂

[@jimmyjames417]

Best line

[@hiphopotamus69]

“No shit that’s interesting” as a reaction to someone describing using a human being as a bowling ball is hilarious

[@aidanmagill6769]

Not a human being, a dwarf.

[@CarissaConti]

This entire scene is hilarious from top to bottom.

[@jonathanmiller5232]

"Jamie, look that up"

[@jloo6822]

“Ok we’ll get that guy too but”

[@Mbbrog]

So glad someone pointed this out. My man.

[@svengalisounds4471]

"these things gossip" 🤣🤣🤣

[@okstever]

We're all going to hell.

[@tylerfreitas1453]

“I want someone with a tranquilizer gun waiting…” 😂😂

[@parhhesia]

Safety first.

[@charlesabramson9492]

No I don't want to hurtem, I just want them knocked the fuck out

[@Iammint77]

“I don’t want to hurt them, I just want to knock them out” lol. It’s absolutely brilliant 😂

[@JeffreyGillespie]

This dialogue is perfection. “You can’t look him in the eye. It’s a fact, I saw it on PBS.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Nightroamer]

One of the following lines is even better "they're like Mona Lisa, they find eye contact wherever you're standing in the room"

[@HaimTabibi]

PBS has some interesting subjects.

[@johnjohnson3709]

I look at their chin.

[@curtiszyr]

@@Nightroamer”I feel like you’re addressing me right now but you are not are you ?” 😂

[@emmah6454]

Imagine a guy walking by on the other side of the glass seeing these guys and thinks “Wow they’re so successful, look at them talking hardcore business”

[@harry2654]

That's what I love about this scene. If you couldn't hear them, there woould be literally no indication that they would be talking about anything but business. They're in their suits, sitting around a boardroom table, got paperwork out, pens in hands. It's like a freaking perfect metaphor for corrupt business behind closed doors.

[@adhamadoh2998]

All employees were enjoying the degenerate activities and knew these guys well.

[@orangeblue01]

.

[@henrikwelamsson4944]

If you play this without sound, it really looks like some distinguished gents talking about sophisticated business ideas

[@philipposkasotis8658]

Midget throwing is hardcore business. You ever see Microman. He is their mascot

[@kholathekid]

I love how they talk about them like they're not humans.

[@TheFleeingPhoenix]

Hmm? Like who?

[@stefanf5186]

Who is them?

[@kholathekid]

@@stefanf5186 Those things that gossip. You know....

[@bomlife1572]

they're built for accuracy.

[@montyi8]

So sad

[@sushi0hifi]

I’m so surprised that “It’s a fact, I saw it on PBS” didn’t become a meme 😂

[@lukehoward3168]

“They’re built for accuracy”

[@harleyb7880]

They're built to be thrown🤣🤣🤣

[@robrick9361]

@@harleyb7880 They're top heavy.

[@lydiaboll2872]

@@robrick9361 Like lawn darts.

[@amipadme3985]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@pawneechief1]

This whole convo is hilarious. “Let’s keep that in our back pocket.”

[@sirnoname6943]

😂😂😂

[@jirigenkov1841]

I love the fact behind those glass doors without knowledge of words, they look absolutely professional, perspective-rich conversation, gestures and mimics would make me think ''oh they must me discussing some important shit'' if I was on the office phone

[@devboyini]

This whole scene is legendary. The part after is just next level shit

[@CustomizedUsername]

When his dad yells about sides 😂

[@bmoney972]

" ...they get confused...their wires get crossed" 🤣

[@Panama00807]

“You can’t look em in the eye” 😂😂😂

[@andrewburgemeister6684]

@@Panama00807 “Like The Mona Lisa” LOL 😆

[@ZachGood]

“If we don’t consider him a human - we just consider it an act - I think we’re in the clear.”

[@wantnoodles]

Ironically Jordan Belford is the most compassionate in this scene, he actually cares that they don’t get hurt 😄

[@pault6347]

A true leader...still at least a little motivated by a desire for balance 💁 haha

[@wowno5763]

Guessing its more for legal reasons than because he gives a shit though.

[@gimlisonofgloin3341]

His suggestion was to use a tranquilliser on them if they got angry hahaha.

[@youngbuck388]

For a while would get nervous when id see my boss and the owners have meetings until i got promoted and was in this meeting to find out all they did was talk shit like this ....😃

[@SeaUrchinFilms]

Marcos this is John, your boss. You're fired.

[@Jisim33]

@@SeaUrchinFilms gotemmm

[@brianpotter149]

Hahaha this - I used to wonder what the bosses actually talked about when they had there big meetings during the week up in the offices, untill I was a team leader too and was in on these meetings and realised the whole thing was a joke and at least half the meeting was spent discussing football matches 🤣

[@seanmartin4790]

@@SeaUrchinFilms John this is Sean, the owner of the company, don't bother coming back in after today.

[@kartikaye3313]

@@seanmartin4790 Sean this is the IRS, you haven't paid your taxes in 30 years, consider your life finished.

[@i_bomb_atomikly9692]

“That’s why I love you. Because you think of shit like that..”

[@leafodan3730]

“If it gets hurt …” “These things gossip”

[@junkiexl86]

0:44 "Lets keep that in our back pocket" lmfao. I've seen this movie idk how many times and I still catch stuff I missed each time.

[@LIBREPUB]

This seems like genius improv. This movie is so good

[@RichBandzMf]

“They’re built to be thrown, they’re top heavy like a long dart so they’re built for accuracy” 🎯

[@ronronvlogs7260]

“Let’s keep that in our back pocket”😂😂😂

[@tommyrezac2895]

“That’s a fact. I saw it on PBS.” Must have missed that Ken Burns film.

[@SuperChuckRaney]

This is the most important scene in ANY movie. Hiring midgets. A skill everyone needs.

[@Renaissance464]

This scene changed my life.

[@SuperChuckRaney]

@@Renaissance464 hahaha

[@marcelo497]

Just got a contact here in my city that hires midgets dressed as mariachis to parties, it's like 200 dollars, but I'm willing to pay that

[@SuperChuckRaney]

@@marcelo497 Now you thinking. BE CAREFUL THO, these things get together and gossip

[@hitesh5551hr]

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[@quintonwilson8565]

This movie is simply fucking incredible in terms of acting and story

[@CJW0056]

It's been my favorite movie since it came out, nothing has dethroned it yet... It has sex, drugs, debauchery, violence, comedy, rock and roll. It has it all.

[@lydiaboll2872]

@@CJW0056 Then you’re gonna love the new movie Babylon. It’s also got Margot Robbie, and there’s TONS of debauchery. Tons. Brad Pitt stars, and Tobey Maguire’s in it, too.

[@reallymakesyouthink]

"Let's keep that in our back pocket" is a brilliant line.

[@ryansaunchegraw2836]

The professional "bromance" is amazing to watch.

[@DarkKnight-fd1kf]

I would have paid so much money to have been there on set as they do takes laughing. 1:23 Jonah touching his cheeks trying not to smile 😂

[@jd0879]

No he wasnt

[@sonofoccuna]

@@jd0879 yes he was

[@nilssonakerlund2852]

I've seen this movie a dozen times and I never caught that. Thanks for pointing it out.

[@justinhopper5941]

“That’s a fact I saw it on PBS” Rugrat was hilarious in every scene lol

[@socallawrence]

“Let’s keep that in our back pocket” 🤣🤣🤣

[@Danzo_Dattori]

So this is what the higher management discuss in meetings

[@Panama00807]

“The important thing is that these things gossip” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@murad98]

Very structured and concise conversation about a very important issue. That’s what men do.

[@CarissaConti]

They even took notes about what kind of weapons they might use to knock this fucker out if his wires get crossed and he starts to attack. Now that's some professional dedication.

[@Triumphant144]

“These things gossip” lmfao

[@whentheleveebreaks4732]

“They get together and they gossip..” very true

[@rajendranadarajan8931]

The dialogue flows like poetry

[@jasonwest2297]

What a perfect opportunity to play the Randy Newman song 'Short People'. Can't believe they missed that!

[@billycloudy9078]

I just love this scene because they talk about this so seriously like they were actually having a board meeting and talking about stock market shit!!😂😂😂

[@odinshalldawnoftitans881]

Don't you just love the fact that they weren't afraid to offend anyone? Jonah Hill is just another level 😂😂😂

[@g00zik97]

they were clearly afraid of offending midgets

[@odinshalldawnoftitans881]

@@g00zik97 I'm talking about the movie makers... they aren't afraid of shit

[@wowno5763]

I mean, the whole point is that it is offensive and that these guys are pieces of sh*t. Theyre playing characters that were probably actually like this, theyre not actually condoning the dehumanizing language. Learn the difference.

[@masterchief1992HHQ]

The important thing that you guys gotta keep in mind is these things gossip

[@pedrosarti9468]

This epic scene followed by Max rant LMAO.

[@chandlergregory473]

“No safety IS first, I want somebody with a fucking tranquilliser gun ready to knock this fucker out” is the best line and just goes under the radar

[@SBRS47]

I feel like you're addressing me right now but you're not are you?

[@Eli-ss9gj]

That shit made me burst out laughing 😂

[@shaneb8254]

“Their wires get crossed” 😂

[@adrianislas5755]

The Freaks reference at the end kills me every time. 😂

[@dylanbushmire2623]

“They’re built to be thrown “ I didn’t think it was possible to connect with something on that high of a level

[@Krowsnose]

"If we don't consider him a human..." Haha. The conversation just gets worse and worse 😂

[@99dndd]

As brilliant as this scene is, the door opening is the start of an even better scene. What a film.

[@amipadme3985]

I need a YT clip that has both. 😂

[@Ktonrider]

They talk about “needing protection” and you figure it’s for the little people and then they’re taking about tranquilizer guns and tasers 😂😂😂😂😂

[@alexisbeuve8199]

😂

[@arrowhead551]

Dwarfs

[@booognish]

I laughed maniacally the first time I saw this scene, one of the funniest ever...

[@FlyingPaladin]

This video is almost eight years old but most of the comments are recent. KZbin works in mysterious ways

[@bmphil3400]

Covid and remote meetings put the kibosh on all this kind of productive brainstorming.

[@jorgel.moquete1969]

From planning little people tossing to giving motivational conferences. Ey, the wheel of life.

[@amaddenmind4597]

This was very inappropriate and hysterically funny at the same time🤣

[@jimcameron9848]

Let's keep that in our back pocket...

[@Born2beSPRA]

No shit that’s interesting is amazing because how do you not laugh during this scene. They keep saying “it” or “these things” and “freaks” reference is just so out there

[@Hammifornia24]

If this whole convo was in the script this is the greatest movie of all time. If it’s improved it’s the greatest movie of all time.

[@twistandshoutabout]

"I fell like you're addressing but you're not are you?"

[@PinkMonkeyBird]

There would be no discernible difference if this was a group of A list KZbinrs and I love it.

[@santanakay5776]

I love how Jordan goes “safety is first” and me thinking he meant safety for the midget but he meant safety for his staff if the midget freaks out and attacks them 😂😂

[@danghoangluong2942]

"That's a fact. I saw it on PBS"

[@dickgrayson4325]

Lol, "let's not rule it out and keep it in our back pocket." 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 Jonah Hill is a fantastic amazing actor. 👏

[@Incognito-vc9wj]

The clever thing about this scene is if you watch it without sound, it looks like they’re talking serious business. People in the office would never know they were talking this about shit, lol.

[@TheVVildHunt]

I am convinced when the upper brass at my company has their weekly huddles this is EXACTLY what they talk about

[@danieltang5130]

Love the fact there's an actual protocol/flyer telling you what you can and can't throw at them... "Any food correct". 0:40

[@abdullahabd7677]

Jonah Hill is a terrific actor.

[@jjk9275]

"that's a fact, I saw it on PBS." LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hamzasalman6345]

watch this in mute, then with sound on. Funniest shit ever😂

[@Ananse15]

“I feel like you’re addressing me right now, but you’re not are you?” I don’t know why it sounds so innocent but funny 😂

[@hugohernandez610]

The best thing is they’re having a 100% serious meeting about this.

[@Nancooks271]

My favorite scene of any movie of all time

[@supreme2005]

"That's a fact. I saw it on PBS."🚬

[@sbh_tx]

“Built like a lawn dart” lmao

[@skins4thewin]

"JORDAAAAANNNN!"

[@jasonm7767]

“Let’s keep that in our back pocket…”

[@playerreview9041]

„These things gossip“

[@NiquidFox]

“Im gonna throw the shit outta this little fuckin thing” 😂 lmfao how did he say that with a straight face

[@wanderlust1282]

Whoever wrote this scene should get a raise.

[@BearMoose]

“I feel like you’re addressing me right now, but you’re not, are you?”

[@soldierboy4912]

“These THINGS gossip, they get together and they gossip

[@dongzambrano]

"Safety is first" I just don't know how they did this scene with their faces straight.

[@gatlu2law756]

Am just jealous of the FEDS after they tampered their board rooms. They must have had blast just laughing all day.

[@ObzTicle]

People outside see them, they look like they're having an important meeting

[@jdblueee]

"Get a tranquilliser gun, mace, tasers" Jesus christ they hunting a Yeti?

[@craigschaffer828]

I miss smoking in business meetings...for real!

[@delloffthewall]

Friends: You wanna hold our newborn?! Me: 0:08

[@xifyction1175]

„Safety first.“ 😂😂😂

[@adamschaeffer4057]

The look on that guy's face on the far right at 0:31

[@user-sv6gf7ei5d]

The way they are discussing it seriously with random “ facts” 😄

[@AbdiqalisMohamud010]

Wolf of Wall Street was a really strong screenplay

[@Ktonrider]

This clip damn near put me in the hospital from laughing

[@pedobear8071]

Adding "I saw it on PBS" makes anything a fact

[@dadbodtee4987]

"Safety first"

[@curtiszyr]

“I feel like you’re addressing me right now but you’re not are you ? “ that’s was low key funny

[@rolandof7413]

It's a fact I saw it on PBS. 😂

[@toreckman8899]

‘I don’t want to hurt him I just want him knocked out’. I want to drink with these writers. You have to be a great actor to stay in character.